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  1. My poor ears on Indies Blossoming Despite RIAA · · Score: 1

    Like porn, music has become cheap to produce and distribute. There are lessons to be learned.

    I suddenly wondered what the goatse.cx guy would sound like, and I went deaf...

    I guess some lessons shouldn't be learned.

  2. you too? on "Case Modding" a Nissan Sentra · · Score: 1

    I did the same thing with a stripper here in Colorado. But once everything was off, she was still heavy. I almost demanded my lapdance money back...some people just shouldn't e seen naked (ugh...shudder)

  3. Yeah on Space Elevator Company Fission · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it isn't going to skyrocket...

  4. I had a strange thought on Space Elevator Company Fission · · Score: 1

    I just had a rather strange thought about this:

    Arthur C. Clarke would spinning in his grave right now, if he were dead.

  5. So... on Quantum Computing Programming Language · · Score: 1

    So...she needs a Mac?

  6. Ananova! on Hypernova Erupts as Global Telescopes Scramble · · Score: 1

    How about ananova...no wait that's a website...

  7. no it was equivalent on RIAA Seeks Estimated $97.8 Billion From MTU Student · · Score: 1

    they lost the equivalent of 97.8 trillion dollars, because they were on a fast network.

  8. Re:Lack of liberties (e.g. Privacy) != Security on Do Privacy Fears Allow Terrorism? · · Score: 1

    The terrorist are coming and they'll eat your babies! Ahhhh! Terrorists! Won't sombody think of the children!


    I think children would go best with a white wine.

  9. Re:Sigh on New Whitespace-Only Programming Language · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  10. STOP! on Michigan First With A Law That Could Outlaw VPNs · · Score: 1

    I have a cell phone, and I'm not afraid to use it!

  11. Being an American on Eclipse 2.1 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Being an American, I am protesting all things French, including mangling their language.

    Speaking of redunancy, how many of those letters in 'aux jus' are silent?

  12. ISBN? on Eclipse 2.1 Released · · Score: 1

    Isn't that a city in Portugal?

    ba dum ching

  13. holy on Got Game? · · Score: 1

    holy shit, you mean people actually write crap like that?

  14. Time to dust off the old hype. on Got Game? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Take everything from, like, 5 years ago and replace all instances of 'web' or 'internet' with 'blog'

    hence:
    We plan to leverage the power of the internet to transform our b2b infrastructure into a whole new paradigm...

    transforms into:
    We plan to blog the blog of the blog to blog our blog-2-blog blog into a whole new blog.

    Which makes about as much sense.

  15. hey now on Wired's Wish List For 2013 · · Score: 3, Funny

    640MB of RAM is enough memory for anybody.

  16. Re:Why not the FSF/Emacs/GCC/GDB month? on RMS Turns 50 · · Score: 1

    whole unwashed slashdot mob really makes me angry sometimes.

    Hey now! I bathed last week! And I'll do it again next week, so there.

    Happy GNU/BD RMS

  17. in EE terms... on Significant Interactivity Boost in Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    in EE terms that would FM...Fucking Magic

  18. Tetsuo? on A 3D Animation of Kernel Source Development · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tetsuo? is that you? what happened?

  19. Re:The Movie on Cowboy Bebop Movie comes to the States · · Score: 4, Funny

    In that case, I wish they would have renamed the movie "Fern Gully" to "Fern Gully: Environmentalist clap trap", but that's just me.

  20. Re:ouch on Cowboy Bebop Movie comes to the States · · Score: 1

    In the opening credits she's holding onto something of hers, but it's all silloetted and you can't really see...whew, is it a tit bit nipply in here or is it just me?

  21. HA! win vs lin on U.S. Army's Future Combat System Will Run Linux · · Score: 1

    Windows shows up for the fight with a single battleship that as soon as combat starts, BSOD's and shuts down everything on the ship. Linux then mobilizes an entire army. However because one is land based and the other ocean based, the two can't duke it out directly. The issue of which one is better is decided in the next Army/Navy game. The Army comes out sporting a new mascot that looks like a dumpy penguin and the Navy has a guy in a paper clip suit.

  22. look at all these alleged rocks on Web Site Selling "Earthquake Forecasts" · · Score: 1

    Not being a liscenced geologist, I guess I can't say "look at all the rocks". They are merely alleged rocks until a state certifed geologist can certify my findings. California is weird, and everyday it seems like there is more crap to pile onto the compost heap of weirdness.

  23. Magic HD's on Your Most Damage-Resistant Hardware? · · Score: 1

    I have a friend that had a 500 or 700 Meg HD. And one day decided to install linux, to see what it was all about. So he formats the HD and suddenly he has a full Gig. The label on the HD says 500MB (or 700, i can't remember exactly). When it was formatted for fat32 it was 500 megs. But formatted for ext2, bam, a full gig. We've never seen this happen on any oher HD before or since.

  24. Re:hmm on Internet Traffic Still Growing Quickly · · Score: 1

    what about all the memories? you have 5 senses and your brain tries to remember as much as it can. A lifetime of memories has to take up a ton more space than just what the person is thinking.

  25. RE: Oh NO!!! on Internet Traffic Still Growing Quickly · · Score: 4, Funny

    the little yellow guy stops munching those packets and the whole thing just freezes up ghosts, fruit, everything. You can't even enter your high score.