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  1. Right on! on Linux Rocket Blasts Off This Fall · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was about to ask what the specific impulse of Linux was and if it changed from Intel to AMD to PowerPC. And if NASA knows about it. Heh...Imagine a Beowulf BOOSTER of those.

  2. No it won't on Four-Dimensional Rubik's Cube Craziness · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um, though that may be a little hard with the program, I'll admit.


    No it won't, we just have to wait for someone to come up with a software implimented 4 dimensional hammer...there's probably already one written for emacs...

  3. Wait a minute on Putting the TV Broadcast Spectrum to Better Use? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You WANT a goatse.cx channel? I've only seen the picture briefly, like 2 years ago, and I've been scarred for life...sniff sniff...every time someone makes faces in a window, I start to gag. Any time someone mentions goats, I get a cold shiver down my spine. I've had to stop eating middle eastern food.

  4. Re:what did she have to say besides looking good? on Aimee Deep Interview · · Score: 1

    Why should it be any different just because somebody's got a set of boobs (and is a girl)?

    Well her's don't need to be shaved.

  5. It's like Unix on Flight Testing Of Burt Rutan's X Prize Entry · · Score: 1

    You can't be an airplane designer without sideburns and you can't be a Unix guru with out a big bushy beard.

  6. Re:Beta version better on Bayesian Filtering For Dummies · · Score: 1

    HA!

    the trouble is some of the ones that do a better job are 105-110% accurate.

  7. I suggest a minor change on Seeking The Source For Ireland's E-Voting System · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pencil marks can be erased thus creating problems with fraud, ambiguous votes and the like. I suggest that you guys over there in Germany switch from pencil to pen, and solve that particular problem.

    See, the source code for Germany's voting system is open source, and I quickly saw a potential problem and proposed a solution.

  8. Command line? on Neuros Gets (Beta) Linux Support · · Score: 1

    no buggy GUI...command line?
    all of the sudden I had this vision:

    #sync --usb --neuros -tgif ~/audio/music/OGG/
    comparing file lists........
    syncing files.........

    error: device block full reload.

    #_

    "What the hell does THAT mean?"

    #man sync

  9. HEY! I'm not fat! on Information Obesity · · Score: 1


    HEY! I'm not obese, I'm just big vocabularied.
    </cartman>

  10. what you say? on NASA Ames Research To Close Largest Windtunnels · · Score: 1

    have we really devolved so far?
    we went from:
    In space no one can hear you scream
    to:
    in this wind tunnel no one can hear you fart.

    I'm surprised you didn't mention that there was also no 'lingering' problem either, just whoosh!

  11. what are you saying? on KDE Success in the Enterprise · · Score: 1

    I thought KDE was European.
    That means that KDE is the BMW of desktops and Gnome is the Ford.

    Let the flames begin.

  12. What's all this about pot? on Pac-Man Back At E3, Courtesy Miyamoto? · · Score: 1

    Oh I see, underneath all that pot, is a link to the story.

  13. Re:Wrong credit on Search for the Missing Universe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is you link mixed in with the 90% of the missing universe?

  14. Re:Not 42? on Search for the Missing Universe · · Score: 1

    You asked the wrong question.

  15. Re:RMS and France on Stallman Meets KDE Team for Tea · · Score: 1

    GNU/cheese and WINE?

  16. Quick! on Build Your Own Cruise Missile · · Score: 4, Funny

    We must slashdot this page before the information gets into the wrong hands!

  17. I plan on using mine on Build Your Own Cruise Missile · · Score: 2, Funny

    My cruise missile is for hunting and self defense only.

  18. That sounds like a horrible Beatles song on Plankton in the Clouds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Plankton in the sky with algea?

    I seem to remember someone finding spiders and vaious bacteria way up before, and as soon as they brought them back down to eath they came back alive. Curse my bad memory.

  19. HAHAHA on Unix-Haters Handbook Available Online · · Score: 2, Funny
    I got down to the mail chapter and the quote there almost made Mountain Dew spew from my nasal orafice.

    Not having sendmail is like not having VD.
    --Ron Heiby
    Former moderator, comp.newprod
  20. It's not the underpants gnomes but.... on Must-See Films at L.A. Anime Festival · · Score: 1

    KYLE: We HAVE to see this movie, dude.
    CARTMAN: Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that good anyway.
    KYLE: Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HAnime.
    CARTMAN: Yeah, but the animation's all crappy.

  21. Re:From the contest FAQ. on WthRemix Winners Announced · · Score: 1

    One would hope that the W3C would at least take some tips on thier site design.

  22. Look ma, no tables! on WthRemix Winners Announced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Say, those pages looked alright, I bet Slashdot could do a redesign and get rid of thier tables too.

  23. From the contest FAQ. on WthRemix Winners Announced · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is the relationship of this contest with the W3C?

    This contest is not affiliated with the W3C, entries will not be submitted to them. Enter this contest if you are inspired by the challenge and/or excited about the prizes.


  24. Freaky on Gas Goes Solid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa...the ice is burning.

  25. Re:What is gas? on Gas Goes Solid · · Score: 4, Funny

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, gas is... ...called vodka.