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  1. Re:What's the energy density? on Nanotech Ink Turns Paper Into a Low-Cost Battery · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope I don't have to carry around a copy of "War and Peace" just to power my phone.

    No, but it will power your Kindle.

  2. Re:Put him away... on Sci-Fi Author Peter Watts Beaten, Charged During Border Crossing · · Score: 1

    When an unarmed man alone gets into a fight with multiple armed people, it's a rare case where the unarmed man is the aggressor.

    You must not watch too many martial arts movies..

  3. Re:Get 'Em a Dead Cat in a Box on Science Gifts For Kids? · · Score: 1

    Maybe they'll grow up to be Quantum Physicists. ...or really, really disturbed...

    You say that like they are mutually-exclusive.

  4. One problem on How To Build a Quantum Propulsion Machine · · Score: 1

    With quantum propulsion is that you can never know both which direction you are travelling and how fast you are going.

  5. Re:The bigger news here on Microsoft Finally Open Sources Windows 7 Tool · · Score: 1

    On the other hand they will probably spin it as "See, GPL is bad, if you link to it you have to give away your code!"

  6. Re:Why is this on the front page?! on The Star Wars Christmas Special Still Exists · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bring a toy for priority seating.

    Closer to the exit?

  7. At 2.36TV... on LHC Reaches Record Energy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You only need about 0.5mA to send a DeLorian back in time!

  8. Re:The question is... on Ambassador Claims ACTA Secrecy Necessary · · Score: 1

    All your bass are belong to us?

    Suddenly fishermen everywhere are taking up arms.

  9. Re:Takedown demand contradiction? on "Lawful Spying" Price Lists Leaked · · Score: 1

    "Lawyer claims intellectual property rights on method to suck and blow at same time."

    Microsoft claims prior art.

  10. Pareto principle on Hunting the Mythical "Bandwidth Hog" · · Score: 1

    The Pareto Principle is well known in both IT and Businesss circles. It states that for many events roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes. (This is sometimes called the 80/20 rule) So it should not have suprised anyone that a fairly small group of so-called "bandwidth hogs" use most of the bandwidth. Since this is well known (Even MBA-holding PHBs should have heard of it) I have always called BS when ISPs bring up the bandwidth hog boogeyman.

  11. Re:Advantages over just adding more FPUs? on Intel Shows 48-Core x86 Processor · · Score: 1

    Simple: With 48 processors you can run the full Symantec utilities suite and still have a somewhat usable system, at least until the 2011 version is released anyway...

  12. Re:Let's put this in perspective on Typewriters, Computers, and Creating? · · Score: 1

    Or, How much was raised whrn Slashdot auctioned off one of its original servers a few years ago?

  13. Re:A Natural Progression Yet So Many Caveats on Dumbing Down Programming? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Regular expressions must really be dummy proof!

  14. Re:Well yes... on Facebook Photos Lead To Cancellation of Quebec Woman's Insurance · · Score: 1

    America has the best healthcare system money can buy (or pretty close to it)

    Too bad most people can't afford it without having to go through an insurance company.

  15. Re:Governmental Controls on Response To California's Large-Screen TV Regulation · · Score: 1

    watch too? Good thing I don't live in California.

    Any movie staring the Govenator is OK.

  16. Re:A "feline" step ... ? on IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines · · Score: 1

    Would that be Leopard, Tiger, or Panther?

    Tabby

  17. Yet another case on MPAA Asks Again For Control Of TV Analog Ports · · Score: 1

    ...Of the Media companies trying to SOC it to everyone. They are probably pushing it by saying it will help the economy since everyone will have to buy new TVs and DVRs!

  18. When srnding reports to executives... on Reporting To Executives · · Score: 1

    Make sure it is in Powerpoint (regareless of what format is mot appropriate), no more than 2-3 pages, and has lots of multi-colored graphs. Execs often care more about the presentation than the actual content. (TPS cover sheets anyone?)

    And please, don't mod this post 'Funny'. I'm being quite serious here.

  19. Re:You can find EnCase on TPB also on Microsoft COFEE Leaked · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Most cops use COFEE. It's even more popular among law enforcement types than DONUTS.

  20. Microsoft: The "Me Too" company on Microsoft's Lost Decade · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While Microsoft has never been the most innovative company, since Bill Gates' departure Microsoft seems to have fallen into a "Me Too" mentality. Nintendo and Sony were making money in gaming consoles. Microsoft says "Me Too" and the X-box is born. Apple makes money with the iPod and "Me Too" here comes the Zune. And don't get me started onMicrosoft's obvious Google-envy. Microsoft has some of the best and brightest minds in the industry but they constantly seem to be playing catch-up with everyone else.

  21. Re:520 people, that's a big ship on Volunteers Wanted For Simulated 520-Day Mars Trip · · Score: 1

    No, fire 2 of the 6, make the remaining 4 work 60-80 hours/week, drop all planning and testing from the project schedule, predict completion in 180 days, and bail before the s*it hits the fan.

  22. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? on Disney Close To Unveiling New "DVD Killer" · · Score: 1

    In order to provide the most choice, freedom, and protection from consumers, use of Keychest will become mandatory.

    Fixed it for you.

  23. Re:A company like IBM doesn't need Microsoft on IBM's Answer To Windows 7 Is Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft introduces an incompatible change in Windows 8 (so that, for example a given version of IE can no longer be installed, or a driver for a widely deployed device stops working), it can force a company into unbounded costs of updating their software and hardware.

    Microsoft already thoght of this and included the XP compatibility mode (basically Virtual PC with a preloaded XP image) to address exactly this issue.I would imagine that they will continue to move legacy code out of Windows and improve the XP mode integration (Parallels-like desktop integration for example)

  24. Yawn. on Microsoft May Be Inflating SharePoint Stats · · Score: 1

    Wake me when Microsoft (or any other big company for that matter) doesn't fib, distort, or outright lie about their sales.

    On the other hand, Does anyone know of a viable FOSS alternative to Sharepoint? (I'm not trolling, I figure by now there probably would be one but if there is I'm not aware of it.)

  25. Re:I'll be bock.... on iRobot Introduces Morphing Blob Robot · · Score: 1

    Have you seen this boy?