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Software (and Appropriate Input Device) For a Toddler?

An anonymous reader writes "I have an 18-month-old who loves bright screens (TV and computer), loves loud noises, and loves to mash buttons. He targets my laptop with the button-mashing, and I sort of hate having to tell him 'no' when he wants to explore a computer. I was wondering if anyone knows of some fun (and maybe educational) age-specific PC software that also comes with an age-appropriate input device. I've seen those big-button devices in retail stores that seem to just hook up to the TV, and I've also seen some PC software that requires keyboard/mouse input, which does not seem like the right input device for a toddler."

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  1. iPad is a great device for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 18 month old loves the iPad. Touchscreens are a great intuitive interface and there is a lot of great educational software. She's also able to get around on sesamestreet.com using the touchpad on a laptop.

    1. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like about the right stage of development for an iProduct.

    2. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, it's great until the kid spontaneously decides to pick it up and throw it across the room. 18 month olds do not have good impulse control and are just barely starting to perceive that actions have consequences. I guess if you have lots of money to throw around you could give your 18 month old a fragile $600 device, but I think the smarter move would be to go with something designed to survive the kind of abuse kids that age tend to dish out to their toys.

    3. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the perfect vector to introduce my mom to PCs

    4. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Americano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess if you have lots of money to throw around you could give your 18 month old a fragile $600 device, but I think the smarter move would be to go with something designed to survive the kind of abuse kids that age tend to dish out to their toys.

      Yes, it's a much better idea to sit them in front of an $800 - 2000 device with latches, ports, springs, hinges, and cords, and other moving parts all over it.

      So here's a crazy idea: don't leave the 18-month old child unattended around expensive and fragile electronics of any sort!

      I sat with my 22 month old nephew and we played with an iPad for about 2 hours on a recent visit, and he loved it. He had a blast playing with a few different pieces of music software I loaded (Leaf Trombone, Ocarina, some keyboard/synthesizer application, and a drum pad app that he really liked), as well as a couple basic games. Other than a lot of fingerprints all over the screen, it survived just fine, despite him landing a few full force slaps and thumps on the screen.

      If you have an iPad, the kid isn't going to destroy it unless you hand him a hammer, an iPad, and walk away for 15 minutes while he stands above a floor surface made entirely of jagged chunks of granite.

    5. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      My daughter was doing fine with the keyboard and mouse. By the time she got to 2.5 years (she'll be 3 this month), she realized that when the mouse hovered on an object in the Reader Rabbit games, the objects would respond and she was intelligent enough to place the object in the correct place. At 18+ months she, and now her sister, just enjoyed the sounds and moving the mouse around.

      Now, I have been trying to find a decent child's keyboard. I've found some, but they've been unrealistically expensive. I can understand $30-$50. But I've seen some in the $100 range. I'm also thinking of a trackball for the pointing device, but they seem to do well with a mouse.

      Just make sure to keep the cheap computer out of reach and use an older monitor, CRT if possible. They can take the hits. A lot of the games don't need special graphics (the Reader Rabbit games were designed at 1024x768 or 800x600 and have a definite Windows 98 VGA feel to them.)

      Oh, and let me add that there are some pretty cool videos on youtube for kids. Do a search for children songs or on nursery rhymes. They Might Be Giants "Here Come the 123s" and "Here Come the ABCs" are faves, as well as Eric Herman songs.

    6. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by eln · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with letting kids play on computers (supervised of course) with a cheap keyboard and mouse. That way, if they do spontaneously decide to throw the thing or throw all their weight on it, the worst that can happen is you have to go spend another 20 bucks on replacements. That's much more sensible than allowing them to play around with a $600 iPad.

    7. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's called supervised play :) My son has been using my various iDevices since he was 18 months old. He started out on my old iPod touch and now at 3 I trust him to navigate the iPad by himself. I'm all ways in view distance when he decides he wants to use a computer (desktop included).

      I would not buy an iPad specifically for my son but he's getting my iPod touch if I decide to upgrade. Nickjr shows, games, learning software all in a portable package that fits in my pocket. In the mean time he's more than free to use mine anytime he wants.

      You have to remember that no computer will replace hands on play but there is a ton of software for young kids out there on the iDevices. And this software should be used to reinforce what your kids have learned not be a replacement for real learning.

    8. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by markass530 · · Score: 2, Funny

      18 YEAR olds do not have good impulse control and are just barely starting to perceive that actions have consequences

      there fixed that for ya

    9. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by fractoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just make sure you lock down any wireless networks around by the time he's 8-10, or he'll get a head start on that whole 'the internet is for porn' thing. :P

      Then again I remember my friends and I swapping 3.5" discs with half-a-dozen topless .gifs back when I was in year 8, and I turned out fine. :P

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    10. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Normally I'd fan boy about how durable apple products are but an 18 month old is a destructive force that has no equal.

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    11. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like an Iphone, with an otter box.

    12. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by ManlySpork · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that? You are on slashdot... Not that I'm not the same mind you.

    13. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

          You know, despite the contrary responses, you are right. A kid is a kid, and should be given kid appropriate toys. A kid at 18 months doesn't know the difference between a Frisbee and an iPad, except the iPad probably makes more interesting smashey noises when they're done with it.

          My daughter is about 3.5 years old now. Sure, I have a plenty of computer gear for her to play with. I've given her pretty much anything she is interested in. Folks have given her all kinds of presents. For Christmas, she was more interested in playing with the boxes, and coloring on them, than the actual contents. Really, despite the cool packaging, most of the toys sucked.

          Right now, her favorite toys, in order of interest, are....

          Crayons or markers and blank paper. She can do a pretty decent job of basic shapes (lines, circles, triangles, and squares).

          Coloring books, until she gets bored with the actual pictures, and draws what she wants over them. She's fascinated by car washes ("car showers" in her terms), even though she's afraid of them. That's one of the things she draws frequently. That and "daddy's car". It's not a technically accurate depiction, but it does have wheels and something resembling a body over it.

          Digital cameras. She loves taking pictures, and being able to see the picture right away. She likes *her* picture taken more though, so she'll make me take the picture and show her what it is.

          She's interested in computers, but only as far as seeing daddy type 100wpm, so she bangs on old keyboards to type along.

          She loves her etch-a-sketch. She can draw, and make it go away so she can start over. She likes to see me draw and write, so when I write things on it, I spell it out, and say the word.

          And I made the tragic mistake of showing her http://icanhascheezburger.com/. She wants to see the kitties doing silly things. It's not just seeing them, she has a commentary about each one. It's nice hearing what she sees in the picture, rather than what us adults have learned to see in them.

          She has a few shows that she likes on TV, and is amazed that I can show her the same ones on the computer. It just sucks to have a kid take away *MY* toy. :)

          On, and on the car, she loves telling me how to drive. "Green light daddy!", even if it's red. She's not confused about the colors, she just likes me to drive fast. For the sake of safety, I just stay in a lower gear so she can hear the engine roar. "Fast" to her is where the engine is running faster, not how fast we're actually driving. :)

          Then there's balls, blocks, and other assorted kids toys.

          Her grandmother got her a Disney toy that hooks to the TV. She lost interest in that in less than 5 minutes. She likes to dance on it though, even though she's not playing the game right. Hey, whatever, she's having fun, and I didn't waste the money on it.:) It doesn't even need to be hooked up to the TV for her to enjoy herself. :)

          She likes to be read to also. She talks about the pictures in the book more than trying to comprehend the reading.

          So, for any kid, give them the opportunity to do anything they want (that they can do safely), and you'll appreciate them more.

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    14. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You've never gone to a party with a coked-up 24-year-old redhead chick, have you?

    15. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Smivs · · Score: 1

      You've never gone to a party with a coked-up 24-year-old redhead chick, have you?

      Neither have you, really, have you? This is Slashdot!

    16. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replying because I missed the right button while modding.

    17. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes I have. She was hot, but she was the dealer's girlfriend.

      I wasn't going to try to take her home. I mean, I could have probably done it, but she'd have just gone back to him anyway. He had the coke.

      Plus, why would I have wanted to piss off the only coke dealer I knew at the time? It's not my favorite drug, but it can be fun at a party. I don't go to that kind of party these days, but I remember them fondly.

      Plus, it was the favorite drug (or at least second after oxycontin) of the friend through whom I met both the dealer and the dealer's girl. Why would I want to cause the grief?

      Still, I kinda wish I'd have hooked up with her at some point. Another friend of ours did after she was through with the dealer for a while, and he said she was an animal in bed... and a squirter. I've never been with an honest-to-goodness squirter myself, and I'd like to have tried it before I tied myself down to my non-squirting wife.

      Yeah, this is Slashdot. Stereotypes are misleading sometimes, you see. I also played sports for a while in junior high and high school, also did quiz bowl, I do some woodworking and other things involving power tools that are not PC case modding (although that's fun too sometimes), and had sex before I was even in high school. I listen to country, rave techno, blues, rock, reggae, disco, classical, ska, big band, bluegrass, chill, house, ambient, metal, and show tunes. I'm a baseball, MMA, football (American), skateboarding, volleyball, and shooting sports fan, and I've tried all those sports and more myself.

      Go ahead, tell me what pigeon hole I belong in now.

    18. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also can't take a joke. This is Slashdot, we love to laugh about the stereotypes, even though probably the majority of us don't really fit them. Smivs wasn't trying to pigeonhole you; he was just engaging in some good natured banter, but you blew up in his face. Chill out, man. Laugh a bit. ;-)

    19. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      I got this keyboard for my kids, it's really nice and has stood up to their button mashing without a problem:
      http://www.amazon.com/Crayola-11071-Keyboard/dp/B00167ZYMK

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    20. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, tell me what pigeon hole I belong in now.

      The one labelled "misc"

    21. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      DUMB PEOPLE do not have good impulse control and will never perceive that actions have consequences

      there fixed that for ya

    22. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Clearly a Supernova's worse than a 18 month old baby, I'm just saying that the level of damage is somewhere between coked out 20 something and a hyperactive yapping dog and it's certainly unique in the sense that There's a blog about the amount of damage those fuckers can do.

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    23. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      swapping 3.5" discs with half-a-dozen topless .gifs back when I was in year 8, and I turned out fine.

      I love your optimism, but in times of Rule 34, this might be a bit of an understatement.

      Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!

    24. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by zuperduperman · · Score: 1

      I find the negative reactions to people exposing their children to technology among nerds fascinating. The minute you mention giving just about anything with electricity in to a small child a mountain of geeks will fire up and explaining how they would be better off with blocks or some paper and a crayon. Meanwhile when non-geeks see my daughter using the iPad they are overwhelmed with how wonderful it is and the things she is able to do - draw pictures that could not be drawn other ways, make music, learn to draw letters (games that show you how to trace your finger around shapes). Touching the screen directly is an order of magnitude more intuitive than trying to use a mouse. They just get it instantly while the mouse requires a huge amount of practice and cognitive learning to associate your the mouse pointer to the remote mouse.

      And why on earth do you immediately assume people are just handing these things to their children to use unsupervised? I always sit next to my daughter using our iPad and also my Nexus One. She can't get it an inch off the table without me stopping her. What's more, I often join her in activities on them - things we can do together.

    25. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I saw the joke. I just wanted to tell the story of the girl. Wouldn't you?

    26. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Frnknstn · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, tell me what pigeon hole I belong in now.

      Based on both the tone and the content of your post, I'd say 'Douche bag'. That's exactly the kind of person who walks into a geek gathering and starts mouthing off about how much recreational drug use and casual sex he's had, or lists a hundred different music genres to show how 'hip' he is.

      Maybe I should be posting this anonymously, but this is not a troll. You honestly tried to make your best case about your personality and requested feedback, and this is my honest appraisal.

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    27. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Listen up. If you think I've just "walked into" Slashdot, then you've not been paying much attention. The guy called me a liar, whether his tongue was in cheek or not. I guess you missed that post.

      Also, I guess you missed the fact that a few tens of thousands of people took the opportunity to "walk into" Slashdot after I did and before you did.

      Also, you obviously can't count to a hundred or are terrible at hyperbole. And if you think listing bluegrass and country earn "hip" points on Slashdot, I think you're a bit out of touch with your own geek community.

      If you're such a geek, perhaps you should realize that "douche" is not a proper noun.

      You're right it's not a troll, but obviously you don't know why it isn't. You see, a "troll" is something that casts widely waiting for someone to bite, like trolling for fish. You had a specific target, which makes your post flamebait. A real geek would know the difference.

      Now hand in your card.

    28. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by Frnknstn · · Score: 1

      Hey man, nowhere did I say you weren't a geek (and for that matter, neither did I say that I am). I am fully aware someone is capable of being a douche bag and a geek. A couple hints, tho:

      I noticed your UID before I posted. Like I said, I can accept you are a geek. However, if you are trying to convince us that you aren't a douche bag, waving your e-peen around isn't the best tactic. Similarly, getting all 'Grammer nazi' about a honest typo isn't going to win you any points. Taking a simple joke personally and lashing out is VERY douche-y.

      I am well aware of the origins of the term 'troll'. You don't seem to realise that trolling (fishing term) can involve one or several hooks; from that point of view, each post I make would be a hook, regardless how narrow the prospect for catching anything. In any case, you present a false dichotomy: a post can be both a troll and flamebait. (For the record, I claim that it is neither; I was as far from inflammatory as I could be while still making my case.)

      I don't think that listening to bluegrass make you 'hip' on Slashdot (or possibly /anywhere/). I also don't think that having the MP3s from 'Fade to Bluegrass: A Metallica Tribute' should entitle you to say that you listen to bluegrass. I may be wrong about this - from ESR's jargon file: "Hackers, as a rule, like music and often develop musical appreciation in unusual and interesting directions." One way or the other, it doesn't change the fact that claiming catholic tastes in that fashion is something a douche bag would do.

      It is entirely possible that our conflict here is due to some overreaction. Perhaps when you thought you were called a liar, you flew off the handle a bit. To set your mind at ease, here is an assurance: I for one do not believe you to be a liar at all. I think you are /exactly/ the kind of person who would do everything you claimed.

      Finally, sir, if you so desire I will gladly hand in my card to you. I have no desire to be part of any club to which you belong.

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    29. Re:iPad is a great device for kids by trevize42 · · Score: 1

      When my son was 18months he already had complete understanding of my iPhone. Lots of fantastic learning apps for kids too. He's now age 3, he can read, count, and spell. And... Call Grandma. At age 2 he was teaching Grandma how to use her newly bought iPhone... He also knows many more dinosaur names then I do, all thanks to some great apps on the iPhone. Of course he only uses my iPhone supervised and he learned very quickly to be careful with it. Any sign of "about" to become rough with it and it's instantly taken away. Kids learn fast and they love the iPhone so he treats it very gently.

  2. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just buy, beg or borrow an old electronic keyboard. Much more fun for an 18 month old. (Was for mine)

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diapers and a baby-bottle

    2. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a good idea. Little fingers can pull the keys off and then they become a choking hazard.

    3. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you allowing a toddler near a computer? Stop the madness already. Put the kid out in the yard to play.

    4. Re:Anonymous Coward by detect · · Score: 1

      I agree... go for a synth, my 2 1/2 year old loves it. I also bought him a toy laptop (Leap Frog) as well but 18 months might be a bit too young for that.

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    5. Re:Anonymous Coward by vlm · · Score: 1

      Just buy, beg or borrow an old electronic keyboard. Much more fun for an 18 month old. (Was for mine)

      Critical step - set the volume control to a "tolerable level" then drool epoxy all over it so it can't be adjusted.

      Without that step, I'd have gone completely F-ing insane.

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  3. There can be only one by dezent · · Score: 0

    TAC-2

  4. Hmmm, sounds like dead electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend gave a semi useful (1.2GHz) laptop to his toddler to entice him to stay off his gaming rig, and his wife's work laptop. It worked, almost too good. He could navigate to YouTube.com, and watch his toddler vids...don't ask me how when he can't quite read! He had no problem with the touchpad after about a weeks learning curve. He even picked up techie habits, like drinking his sippie-juice while on the laptop. Long story short, I'm showing daddy how to try to dissolve grape something off the system board insides in 90% alcohol.

    I don't think adult hardware is up to toddler work habits. Maybe a Toughbook? As for the software, they pretty much figure it out. Anyone would if they want to make something happen enough. PLus they don't have any hangups about bad UI design.

    1. Re:Hmmm, sounds like dead electronics by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree a PC would be a bad idea, but what about a Sega Genesis? Those can be found quite cheap all over the place, the old three button controllers were hell to kill, and most importantly there was plenty of games like Barney and Sonic that were easy for little ones. even when they don't have the skills to actually play a game they can still amuse themselves for hours, for example my oldest one loved to have me set up eternal Champions to practice mode when he was a year old, just so he could mash the buttons and see the character " jump jump" under his command. And of course as he got older he quickly went to harder games and then finally a PC. Since he just started medical school two weeks ago I guess that "video games ruin kids" bunk was just that, huh?

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    2. Re:Hmmm, sounds like dead electronics by adonoman · · Score: 1

      Pick up an old Motion Computing tablet off ebay. The things are available in the $200-$300 range off ebay and are nearly indestructable (as in 3 foot fall on concrete) and are mostly sealed against liquids. My 2 year old loves ours.

    3. Re:Hmmm, sounds like dead electronics by buccobruce · · Score: 1

      Of course your n=1 study of your child is much better evidence than the long term prospective studies which do show a correlation. Of course, I didn't state that video games ruin kids, only that exposure to television prior to the age of two significantly increases that child's risk of developing ADD/ADHD.

    4. Re:Hmmm, sounds like dead electronics by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      My dad worked nights when I was very little. I grew up watching TV with him in the day and my mom at night. I never...

      Oh! Look! OMG! Ponies!.

      Oh, actually, I do have ADHD. As in I have ADHD actually diagnosed by a holder of a Medical Doctorate degree and a board certification in Psychiatry. It's all ADHD, BTW. ADD is just something some people call ADHD "sufferers" who don't show obvious signs of hyperactivity.

      It's not actually a very risky "disorder". I think differently than some people. I get distracted when I'm bored, and it's somewhat worse than people without ADHD. I can focus quite intensely when I'm interested, in ways that most "normal" people find quite interesting when they witness it. I brainstorm on projects very effectively, because it's natural for me to move from one thought to another and come back to the ones that show promise.

      So please, quit fear mongering by denigrating people who live happy, successful lives just because they are not like you.

    5. Re:Hmmm, sounds like dead electronics by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I hate to bring up the tired old "correlation does NOT equal causation" but...yeah, unless they are doing these studies from Stone mountain I gotta call bullshit. we have already detected plastics in bloodstreams of children at birth, every damned thing we eat is filled to the brim with chemicals and drugs, so to honestly say it is a cause and not a possible trigger of something already caused by the environment is frankly more than a little BS.

      For my own little anecdote the one that DIDN'T get exposed to TV (because he was sickly as a child and needed more attention) is the one that got ADHD (along with a mild form of autism according to the doc) and the older one that was exposed to gaming and PCs almost from birth is now in med school and 100% healthy, if a little bit anal retentive (which runs in the family). The only "side effect" of him being exposed to the Genesis is my late sister being seriously pissed at me for nearly 2 years because instead of having his first word be "mama" it was "MINE!" when he woke up and caught me playing Eternal Champions on HIS Genesis! He gave me the most adorable "What kind of scumbag steals from a baby?" look and then plopped that little chubby hand out with his fingers doing a "hand it over" maneuver. Damn I wish digicams would have been cheap back then, it was a Hallmark moment.

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  5. Fisher-Price by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 3, Informative

    Check out your local Wal*Mart like store for stuff like this Fisher-Price edu-toy. My nephew has something a little less complex (and more appropriate, possibly, for your situation) but I cannot remember the name of it, only that it's from Fisher-Price. (:

    This might be helpful, too.

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    1. Re:Fisher-Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely iPad. My 16-month old is a pro on the iPad.

      She launches apps that she recognizes (Farm Flip, etc), swipes back and forth between pages on the Home screen, knows that the Home button closes what's currently on the screen. She taps on the Videos app and then knows that when she presses something from the list on the left it shows her a Sesame Street video. She's a huge Elmo fan.

      She also taps that Twitter bird icon a lot but gets upset when it doesn't load anything to do with birdies :)

      Seriously. This thing is a computer that a baby can use. It's unbelievable.

      Or like someone below said, a cardboard box. Kids are just as happy with a cardboard box as the toys that come inside them.

    2. Re:Fisher-Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you trust your toddler with your iPad you obviously have too much money.. pls remit all your excess money to me, i will take good care of anything I buy with it.

    3. Re:Fisher-Price by hedronist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Call me me weird, but the first thing I thought of when I read this was a specially reinforced ASR-35 Teletype (maybe ASR 33?) keyboard they had at Standford's Institute for Mathematical Studies in the Social Sciences (IMSSS) for Koko the gorilla. Although she knew Ameslan, they also taught her to use a keyboard with pictures on the keys (apple, ball, etc.). I only met her once and wasn't there when this happened, but the first time they showed her how to use the keys she apparently enthusiastically made her first key press ... and pushed the key right through the bottom of the cast iron bottom of the teletype.

      I don't know if this applies to toddlers. :-)

    4. Re:Fisher-Price by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. My nephew is fairly typical of toddlers (size, strength, etc.) and they do not have the strength to destroy cast iron, though plastic isn't as rugged as many think it is. :p

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    5. Re:Fisher-Price by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, just get a cheap USB keyboard and small mouse. For a while, you won't even have to plug them in ;).

      Your kids want to imitate you, let them.

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    6. Re:Fisher-Price by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      My 19 month old has his own iPhone. It's a 3G, it's not getting cell service but the previous owner (teenage son) somewhat broke the headset jack, the headset buttons don't work with multiple headsets that do work elsewhere. So, can't really sell it off otherwise I would.

      It's in a case, is fairly bulletproof, and the 19 month old is having a blast with (some of) the games. :-)

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    7. Re:Fisher-Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friends 2yr old was having a blast playing with his dads Iphone, till the dad got his $600 bill from apple for all the extra apps his son had purchased to play with.

      Apple really show the age they aim their products at :)

    8. Re:Fisher-Price by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Informative

      So... the two year old knew his dad's iTunes password and re-entered it several times during multiple trips to the app store and managed to get a bill instead of a receipt for six hundred dollars?

      Your friend was pulling your leg. If he sees this, expect to be laughed at.
       

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    9. Re:Fisher-Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my daughter has the cool school item and loves it, i "found" the addon packs online and caught the item in walmart on clearance just last week. so far im in about $50. and supposedly it goes up to 6 yrs old so i'll get my monies worth for sure.

    10. Re:Fisher-Price by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      You may think it's a joke, but I'm sure the many parents who got bills for their kids buying Fish Bucks didn't think it was such a joke. They learned a very important lesson: iOS will cache your itunes password for a period of time, and it will not reprompt you for it even when you try to make an in game purchase. So, your kid finds a game he likes, you login to download it, you give the iphone back to your kid, they play the game and make a bunch of in game purchases, and you get the bill.

    11. Re:Fisher-Price by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Suddenly we're not talking about a two-year-old anymore. Instead we're talking about kids being handed a brand new game to play with, but skipping playing it so they can install hundreds of dollars worth of apps in an unpractically short period of time. (I'm going to be pedantic and point out there's no 'bill' that comes, either.)

      I wonder if there's a such thing as a reality-mismatch-error. Maybe Java programmers encounter it?

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    12. Re:Fisher-Price by sys_mast · · Score: 1

      That may be a good kids toy. But the link says not for kids 3 and under, for small parts. Which may mean its aimed at even older kids. I've had ussues finding good tech toys for the 3 and under age. Even online flash based games seem to be for 4and up

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    13. Re:Fisher-Price by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      I said stuff like this. My nephew (who was 2 when it was bought for him) has one with parts so big you couldn't put them anyplace they don't belong.

      Obviously parental discretion is key here, as with any purchase for a child.

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  6. iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't it designed for toddlers initially? Like a crib with bars?

  7. Normal by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Informative

    Regular Keyboard, Mouse. Normal computer, just not your "top of the line gaming rig". I come from a philosophy that if they are old enough to use something, they are old enough to use the adult version, just under close supervision, and specific direction. If you just want them to be babysat by the computer, might as well put them in front of Elmo on Sesame street on the tv.

    Perhaps if you want to keep it simple, iPad.

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    1. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, that applies to automobiles and chainsaws too?

    2. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I second this. I grew up looking at a VT100 emulator, keyboard and all. By the time I was three-ish the video terminal became a full-blown 386. I wasn't exactly allowed to play with both as I wanted, but I did figure out pretty quickly that the 386's screen saver lock could easily be bypassed by hitting the reset button and waiting for the system to boot back up, and at that rate my dad didn't see fit to find alternative ways to keep me off those. Now I'm a computer engineer. YMMV but I'd say it's best to let your kid play around in the environment he's going to be using when he grows up.

    3. Re:Normal by MaximumFrost · · Score: 1

      This. I was on my dad's 486 as soon as I saw him boot up snipe and rogue. Which would have put me at about 20 months. I couldn't program, but I sure as hell could get pwnt by 2nd level dungeon monsters. Huh...I just realized I learned to read playing Rogue too....imagine that.

    4. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, that applies to automobiles and chainsaws too?

      Baby you can drive my car.

    5. Re:Normal by ld+a,b · · Score: 1

      In any case, make it a cheap computer. I don't think the ipad would work for a toddler.

      I used the "adult" version of the ZX Spectrum 48k when I was ~18 months old. I even learned enough SINCLAIR BASIC to LOAD "" :). However, the only program I ran was an invaders-like BASIC game and the keyboard membrane didn't survive my space spider smashing for long.

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    6. Re:Normal by Serenissima · · Score: 1

      I agree, my son is 2 years old now and he's been infatuated with gadgets for as long as he's been able to see them. Cell phones, remote controls, computers, anything that turns on. Since he loves the laptops, the best thing we could do was sit with him and show him how to play with it carefully. I suggest Knee Bouncers for a free site that had content for toddlers and younger.
      Also, for christmas last year, may parents got him a learning "laptop" for older kids. It was plastic, and looked exactly like a laptop with a keyboard and mouse except it had a cheap LCD screen in the center of the "monitor" section. It's really for older kids so we only let him play with it while we're around because (while they normally shoudln't) it's possible the keys can pop off and a child could swallow it. It's a Blue Hat Teach and Talk Laptop. It was like 15 bucks.

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    7. Re:Normal by maotx · · Score: 1

      But it still doesn't hurt to install you're favorite flavor of Edubuntu so you don't have to worry about keeping them breaking anything important. Sure they're old enough to use the adult version under close supervision, but with this they have more options to explore without risking damage.

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    8. Re:Normal by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      When they're old enough, why not? Or did you miss the part about "old enough" or "under close supervision, and specific direction."?

      Did no one else get to sit on their parents lap and steer the car?

    9. Re:Normal by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Knee Bouncers reminds me of happy tree friends...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLLNKpJrHro&feature=related

      I bought my nephews a dvd of that for christmass ;)

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    10. Re:Normal by Kooty-Sentinel · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for the iPad, but whenever I see toddlers try and play with the iPhone, they seen to always gravitate to the home button, and never seem to get anywhere useful.

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    11. Re:Normal by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Regular Keyboard, Mouse. Normal computer, just not your "top of the line gaming rig". I come from a philosophy that if they are old enough to use something, they are old enough to use the adult version, just under close supervision, and specific direction.

      That sparked a memory of mine... my Dad let me play with his Vic 20 when I was 4 years old. I couldn't even read but I was able to tell it to start loading software off of tapes etc.

      A friend of mine described kids' brains as being sponges, I'm inclined to agree.

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    12. Re:Normal by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Eh, that applies to automobiles and chainsaws too?

      No. Got another brain-damaged question to ask?

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    13. Re:Normal by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In any case, make it a cheap computer. I don't think the ipad would work for a toddler.

      Better yet, give him a Big Wheel and box full of Legos. Maybe spend time with him outside with a ball and mitt.

      I know you mean well, but the kid's going to have plenty of time to develop a sedentary lifestyle and sit in front of a screen and keyboard. Let him at least have a chance to be healthy and active for a little while. Maybe he'll develop some good physical habits before becoming a computer geek like Dad.

      I'm joking about "being a computer geek like Dad" but not about letting the kid run around and play and get some exercise and wait until he has a use for a computer before you plant him in front of one. How about this? When he comes to you and says, "I need a computer so I can..." THEN, you can set him up with a nice Ubuntu box, but only if he wants to do something worthwhile with it.

      Take good care of that kid. The habits he forms now will most likely stay with him forever. Don't assume that because you love sitting and working at a computer that it's the best thing for him.

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    14. Re:Normal by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the all important job of steering from the passengers seat when dad needs to retie his shoes.

    15. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I come from a philosophy that if they are old enough to use something, they are old enough to use the adult version, just under close supervision, and specific direction.

      Wow, "Son, you're obviously old enough to play with your penis, but I must insist that you use the adult version of it. Now listen closely to daddy's specific directions..."

    16. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, cause my son (20 mo) loves to play with grandmas Ipod touch. She pulls up her picture album and he proceeds to scroll through the pictures in a slightly chaotic finger gesture movements. She also has some apps which shows shapes he can mash on on the screen. He thinks its great. The only problem is that when he then gets frustrated or bored ~4 minutes the thing goes flying.

    17. Re:Normal by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      It's kinda sad that this is rated 1 Offtopic currently. I think it's one of the better suggestions. The questioner doesn't seem to be asking even for a way to spend time with the kid doing geek stuff, but instead just a way to keep them entertained and off daddy's expensive equipment. If that's truly all the questioner wants, track down an NES and throw the kid in front of that. If you actually wanna do the kid some good, then get the kid moving. My dad tried his best, but he worked stupidly long and irregular hours, and mom didn't bother. If they'd had more success then maybe my ankles wouldn't be so fucked up that I'm nearly crippled after an 8 hour shift of just walking and standing (and I'm only 27).

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    18. Re:Normal by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bingo. At 1, I gave my son my old machine when I upgraded. I put ubuntu on it with eCompris. I spent maybe 5 minutes showing him that the mouse moved the mouse icon on the screen, and clicking the mouse made things happen. That and the keyboard. I then loaded the eCompris module that would uncover a picture when the mouse ran over it. It got progressively more difficult. A couple of hours later, I showed him how to turn on the computer, how to load his game, and how to properly shut down the computer. After that, I let him go. He was proficent at getting around withing a few days.

      At 2, I formatted the hard drive and gave him the disk to install himself. He did it with no problem. I then used that to mock anyone that claimed that Linux was too hard to install.

      At six, he does more general gaming, so he runs windows most of the time now, but he does periodically boot up Linux in VMWare to play around with some of the simple games on it.

      There is nothing inappropriat about an adult computer for a 1 year old. Keyboards are cheap. Mice are cheap. If you are paranoid about the wires, just get a wireless keyboard and mouse.

    19. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you're favorite flavor"? Sounds like you need more time with edubuntu, and maybe a speak 'n spell.

    20. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! If they're old enough for automobiles and chainsaws, give them real ones; if you want to keep it simple, iPad.

    21. Re:Normal by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      My 2 and 3.5 yr old kids both use old iPhones 2g) to play games (educational). We swapped our sims into new 3GS phones and let the kids have fun with the old devices. They are like iPads for their hands. Keyboard is perfect for my older girl to learn typing. Great puzzle games, matching, basic hand eye coordination, etc.

      Anecdotally yours

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    22. Re:Normal by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Of course per a lot of recommendations here digital media is just a small part of a full day of activities. Bikes, scooters, soccer, blocks, painting, crafts, dolls and toy animals, train sets, cardboard puzzles, board games, lots of pretend.

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    23. Re:Normal by l810c · · Score: 1

      Ok, 7 yr and 20 month old children here. I'll reply to the first reference to 'Sesame'.

      6 years ago I found a 'Sesame Street Baby' CD at a local discount store. My then young son loved it.

      I loaned it out a few years ago and it was subsequently lost.

      A few months ago I bought 'Sesame Street First Steps', which is basically the same game. You can find it for sale on other websites, and I would discount the negative reviews. They don't quite get it. It has keyboard and mouse games. I have a ~9 year old USB 1.1 track ball that I used for both my children initially, but they quickly picked up the accuracy of my laser mouse.

      For fun and introducing them to computer controls, I haven't found anything better.

      Of course, videos games for toddlers are not a baby sitter and I Always play this game with my child on my lap.

    24. Re:Normal by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Did no one else get to sit on their parents lap and steer the car?

      Heheheh good times... I remember being about 6, on Dad's knee doing laps of a car park, and deciding I was bored of driving now, and just letting go of the steering wheel. That's when I learned that driving is not something you can just stop doing in the middle of it; ironically something I wish my parents would remember half as well as I do. :P

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    25. Re:Normal by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Had they ever actually been allowed to explore freely? Did anyone show them how to use it. I've allowed my daughter, nieces, nephews, friends kids, etc to use it and they all picked it up quickly and loved it. Obviously my daughter uses it the best because she has had full access most of her life but any kid will quickly grasp the basics if you show them.

      The hardest interactions I've seen were accelerometer based play and dragging and dropping (such as puzzles) that require you keep constant contact. But even an 18 month old will start figuring those out if shown what to do. Multitouch support in the app can help too because I've noticed kids will have a finger tip touching the edge of the screen as they support the device and they won't understand why it stops responding to their active finger. The iPad is difficult for things that want you to shake it but that's true with adults too. As far as coloring, buttons, sliding, etc though kids will absolutely get it. And they quickly learn to leave the home button alone if they have a fun app they want to stay in.

      I do wish Apple would give a control to keep icons from being moved or deleted. That is a little confusing I think because it happens when they don't realize they are doing anything such as when a hand is just sitting on the screen.

      My daughter likes a good keyboard and mouse too but if the device doesn't have a touch screen she tells me it's broken. Not really surprised as we have multiple iTouches around, an iPad, a digital photo frame, a digital camera, and a video camera that all have touch screens. It also took her longer to really understand the relationship of these and what was happening on a screen. It's far more disconnected than a touch interface. Pretty much the same experience with joystick based stuff like from Little Leaps.

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    26. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is marked Offtopic because it obviously is. If we were parents who wanted our children to be mentally healthy and popular we wouldn't be reading this :p

      I for one don't want my daughter to become a bimbo slut.

      I teach her to dismiss anyone more stupid or immature than her and then make sure she will never meet anyone at her level until she goes to the University or farther. Of course there is a partial disclaimer for me as the one who knocked her mom up. She's already more mature than I'll ever be :p

    27. Re:Normal by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 2, Informative

      When they're old enough, why not? Or did you miss the part about "old enough" or "under close supervision, and specific direction."?

      Did no one else get to sit on their parents lap and steer the car?

      Or learn to drive a stick by shifting from the passenger's seat because their dad needed his other hand to hold a beer?

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  8. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your son is obviously autistic.
    His actions are highly unusual, get him in to an autism specialist immediately.

    With early treatment he has a chance of leading a semi-normal life. Good luck!

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he has ADD, get him on meds ASAP!

    2. Re:Well... by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

      And by the way, how the HELL have you let him live 18 months without making him a Slashdot account?

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    3. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they want grandkids?

    4. Re:Well... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Already a lost cause. See above.

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    5. Re:Well... by grub · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Heheh, I set up an account for my daughter in the UID 700k range. She's 4 now...

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    6. Re:Well... by socceroos · · Score: 1

      That has to be one of the funnies things I've read this month.

    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your post, Ms McCarthy

    8. Re:Well... by grub · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but if she grows up to be a geek with geek friends, she'll have the coolest low UID among her friends. Of course the odds are against that, but cover all the bases eh? (tried the mail function as I don't remember the password... Ug, nothing yet)

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    9. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your son is obviously autistic.
      His actions are highly unusual, get him in to an autism specialist immediately.

      With early treatment he has a chance of leading a semi-normal life. Good luck!

      Hey D-Bag...That behavior is appropriate for 18-month old. My 2 1/2 year old daughter has a short attention span and some of the same behavior and she is simply head strong, independent, highly intelligent and energetic. I know about autism and other conditions having grown up and witnessing them first hand in some fmaily members....

      I got my daughter the Crayola keyboard and mousr set from Costco...She loves it....she really needs a touch screen but they are too expensive to purchase and turn over to a toddler...

    10. Re:Well... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Hey idiot... that was called a joke. Let's hope your inability to detect humor is not hereditary.

    11. Re:Well... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      So you did it years before she was born? I got my account in roughly 2002 +/- 1 year.

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    12. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 2 1/2 year old daughter has ... some of the same behavior ... I know about autism and other conditions having grown up and witnessing them first hand in some fmaily members

      But of course she doesn't have it, and neither does OP's kid....

    13. Re:Well... by grub · · Score: 1

      baby_anna 759449
      unless my memory is going, that's the name that I'm sure i used. Trying to get the login info.

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    14. Re:Well... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that sounds about right.

    15. Re:Well... by Squib · · Score: 1

      Your son is obviously autistic.
      His actions are highly unusual, get him in to an autism specialist immediately.

      With early treatment he has a chance of leading a semi-normal life. Good luck!

      As a parent of a child who is "on the Spectrum," I view your cavelier attitude towards a glib diagnosis and/or dismissal as incredibly insensitive.

      To the original post, if you feel your child is exhibiting odd behaviors, by all means get him checked out by a battery [and I stress battery] of professionals. Get second opinions, because opinions vary from profressional to professional. That said, there is nothing wrong with technological fascination in a child - feel free to nurture it! We have found sites like http://starfall.com/ to be incredibly awesome, especially if the child is verbally/lexically inclined!

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    16. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your son is obviously autistic.
      His actions are highly unusual, get him in to an autism specialist immediately.

      With early treatment he has a chance of leading a semi-normal life. Good luck!

      Autism isn't funny.

      Slashdot really HAS taken a header.

      Might as well be Break.com with comments like that one.

    17. Re:Well... by antis0c · · Score: 1

      This saddens me...

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    18. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but do get him a keyboard first.

      Wait till the little dude likes it and take ownership. Then, when the little dude is playing with it, snatch it from him, bang the crap out of it, bust it up real good, do it right in front of the little dude. Make it brutal.

      And then give it back to him.

      Show the little fucker who's the boss.

    19. Re:Well... by srodden · · Score: 1

      I believe the remark by AC was not poking fun at spectrum disorders but rather the tendancy of some people to be too quick to offer a diagnosis. I work in a medical practice where we assist children and parents with a broad range of issues including autism so I'm well aware of how serious the condition can be and what an impact it can have on people's lives. Despite that or possibly because of that, I feel it's important to be able rise above our personal pain to have a joke lest we spend our lives in tears.

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    20. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn. The big government big pharma moon-hoaxing space-lizard-Bilderbergs got to another kid with their damned vaccines...

      Get him on homeopathy ASAP.

    21. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autism isn't funny.

      Like hell, it isn't.

    22. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People make jokes about Stalin, Jeffrey Dahmer, the Titanic, funerals, all kinds of tragedies. Get the fuck over yourself. The poster making the joke didn't cause your kid's autism. If anything, handling someone with a disability with such solemnity that you can never crack a joke at their expense will vcause them to be ill-prepared for the real world, and make them thin-skinned and annoying in addition to disabled.

      Posted anonymously to avoid death threats from sanctimonious twits like yourself.

    23. Re:Well... by ZDRuX · · Score: 1

      I don't think he knows it but.. your "joke" is much closer to the truth than he'd like to admit, and I think that's why he's a bit pissed off.

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    24. Re:Well... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not as CUNT funny as Tourette's.

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    25. Re:Well... by Liquid+Len · · Score: 1

      Heheh, I set up an account for my daughter in the UID 700k range. She's 4 now...

      Man, I for one sure hope my daugther won't be a Slashdot weirdo like me. And no, I'm not trolling or kidding...

    26. Re:Well... by grub · · Score: 1

      Bah! I can't wait for the day she comes to me looking proud, shows me a slashdot post and says "Look, daddy! My first goatse troll!" ;)

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    27. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your son is obviously autistic.
      His actions are highly unusual, get him in to an autism specialist immediately.

      With early treatment he has a chance of leading a semi-normal life. Good luck!

      really what child is not attracted to bright flashing things with buttons at that age? my son is 12 months and he pushers anything with buttons and moves towards anything that blinks or glows. He is not autistic, children at that age are curious about things that catch their attention or appear small and protruding like a button. Usually they will try to pull the buttons off.

  9. Leapster by PerformanceDude · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try the Leapster system. My 2 year old figured out the Dora game on that pretty quickly. Needed some help to get started initially, but great for learning numbers and letters before the age of 3 and it can handle the rough treatment from a little one.

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  10. Please reconsider by ascari · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best toy for a kid that age is a good sized cardboard box. Nothing else comes close when it comes to stimulating their imagination, curiosity and social development. If you for some reason are opposed to cardboard boxes: How about some real world open ended interactive toys like blocks, teddybears, a tricycle, a pail and a shovel, some toy cars or a ... gasp... big red ball?

    1. Re:Please reconsider by robot256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second this. But when my (much) younger brother was little we got him an old used Nintendo 64 with Mario and Lego Racers, and he played that happily for the better part of 6 years. Old video game consoles are pretty cheap to come by and much harder to break than a computer.

    2. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

    3. Re:Please reconsider by mapuche · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I second this. Kids that age need to learn how to play with phisical things, computers can come later. As a father of two I know what I'm talking about.

    4. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where in the question does it say he prohibits boxes and balls? Those things are all good but are decidedly off topic. You're underestimating just how many different things a small child can play with during a single day.

    5. Re:Please reconsider by cj_nologic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The best toy for a kid that age is a good sized cardboard box. Nothing else comes close when it comes to stimulating their imagination, curiosity and social development. If you for some reason are opposed to cardboard boxes: How about some real world open ended interactive toys like blocks, teddybears, a tricycle, a pail and a shovel, some toy cars or a ... gasp... big red ball?

      +1.

      And don't forget - turn off the TV, put down the laptop, and interact as a human. Toddlers don't need computers, they need messy tactile 3D objects and people to interact with. Computers (and TV) should come later, when social and physical skills are developed.

    6. Re:Please reconsider by maotx · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a father of five, I can testify that as long as you don't abuse it, computers are just as healthy and stimulating as a block of legos. My two year old spends most of his time with cars, blocks, and books; but he enjoys getting on the computer as well. We password protect it so he can only get on with our permission, but he has his own account configured with links to youtube videos of planes and bugs, toddler friendly websites, and games such as Minesweeper and Portal. We fully supervise when he is on the computer and limit how much time he can be on it, but overall it's quite beneficial. He no longer has a paranoia of bugs and he's improved quite a bit with identifying different types of colors and shapes. We credit his ability to recite his ABCs to his Vtech and the games we play with him, but the reinforcement from the computer certainly helps.

      Regardless, no matter how a child is raised, it is mostly important to be involved with their day to day actions. Watching them soak up information and apply it is a huge testament to how incredible they are, which is also why it's important to remain involved and direct them.

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    7. Re:Please reconsider by asc99c · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another mod up for this; an 18-month old has no need to be using a computer! My 22 month old likes building with plastic bricks - I help her out suggesting and starting a structure e.g. a house for her duck teddy and she carries on working out where stuff fits. Being a girl she also likes throwing tea parties for the teddies and changing and feeding a doll.

      She also likes the bright screens of laptops and TVs, but when she does watch TV like Peppa Pig and Something Special (not sure if you get those in USA), she just kind of glazes over and clearly isn't really thinking anywhere near as much as she does at other times. A PC is a bit more interactive, but I think she would just watch the moving lights, rather than learning. We let her watch a bit of TV, partly because we've also got a newborn needing attention, which is very difficult to deal with particularly while I'm at work. But ideally we'd keep her occupied with other toys the whole day.

    8. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it have to be a big red ball? Why can't it be a blue ball? Is there some sort of discrimination against blue balls going on here?

    9. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, based on my experience with a now twenty-something son. From my standpoint delaying would not hurt. Think hard about age-appropriateness and a potential slippery slope. There's plenty of time to learn about computers.

      Cute at 3. Not so cute if there are issues in teens or twenties.

    10. Re:Please reconsider by martas · · Score: 1

      yep. tactile stimulation + development of spacial reasoning, and probably some other things i'm forgetting, is stuff your kid can't really get with computers. very valuable stuff. ok, essential stuff.

    11. Re:Please reconsider by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I second this. Kids that age need to learn how to play with phisical things, computers can come later. As a father of two I know what I'm talking about.

      I had both as a kid. I had toys like 'Construx' (sort of a plastic version of Erector sets) and an Atari 800 computer. My advice would be to not go to either extreme. I think one of the things that helped my creativity is that I didn't get a lot of toys growing up so the ones I did have I had to make-do with. I think this forced me to use my imagination more. (I think watching shows like Muppet Babies helped, too...) I make 3D models for movies, now. I think my interests in video games and building my own toys were major influences in that regard. I am forever indebted to my parents.

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    12. Re:Please reconsider by JPL-Jeff · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I second this as well. I'm a computer scientist who spends almost all of his work time in front of a computer and a lot of my leisure time as well, but my two children (aged 7 and 5) never watch television or use computers (truly). What do they do instead? They read, climb, ride, draw, build, etc.. - they're constantly learning how to play, interact with others, and control their bodies. The time will come for them to learn how to use computers and I'll be there, ready with a series of great programming projects that we can work together on, simple robots - the works. I look forward to that, but it's not like there's any shortage of things to do with them in the meantime!

      Numerous studies have shown detrimental effects to child brain development associated with the early introduction of television and computers. No, you can't get around these detrimental effects by using "age-appropriate" or "educational" shows and games. Apparently, something about the *medium*, not simply the message, is causing these negative impacts. Perhaps it's the pacing of the material, the quick transitions, or the sugary over-the-top positive feedback that they get for completing even the most simple task in an educational game. For me, I don't need to know exactly what is causing the negative impacts - I see no serious side effects associated with withholding computers and television for now.

      I know you might thing that you're helping your child out by letting him get an early start on computers, but keep in mind that some things are much easier for someone to learn at a particular age. For example, I always have to bite my tongue when one of my friends tells me with great pride "It's AMAZING! My two year old already knows how to use a mouse!!!" I always *want* to say "Were you really under the impression that he was going to have a problem picking that up?" Honestly, people, it's a MOUSE. It's DESIGNED to be easy to use. I think it would take a 10, 20, or 30 year old with no training about a minute to figure it out and an hour to master it, and they'll understand the full context and purpose of the mouse and the computer - things that the 2 year old couldn't possibly comprehend. Controlling a mouse isn't something that your child needs a "head start" on.

      You could attempt to teach your 2 year old the periodic table, but I think we can all agree that he'll pick that up just fine when it's time to study Chemistry in high school. Maybe it's time to focus on how to dig holes, stack blocks, and chase you around the house instead?

    13. Re:Please reconsider by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a father of two I know what I'm talking about.

      This reminds me of the people who hold up the retail value of their home theater setup as some measure of their own intelligence in audio reproduction. "This $500 wooden volume knob definitely improves my stereo's sound playback. Take my word for it, I have a thousand dollar Marantz Reciever and blahblahblah..."

      Not saying anything about you personally, but lots of people who know nothing about raising children still have them.

    14. Re:Please reconsider by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Get him a Nerf ball and play catch with him. He needs interaction with his Dad, exercise, and hand/eye coordination practice.

    15. Re:Please reconsider by MacroSlopp · · Score: 1

      Kids love to play with empty beer cans and whiskey bottles.
      I have them all over my floors and it's like a playground for my kids.

    16. Re:Please reconsider by serbanp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, considering the advice he's given, he does know much more about raising children than the bunch of guys (and the OP too) who recommend computers, iPods and electronic gadgets to an 18mo toddler - he's 18mo old for God's sake!

    17. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 2 yr. old. She always wants to get on the computer. She is mimicking the behavior that she sees. She sees both of her parents on the computer and she wants to do the same. Of course, she just punches the keys or moves the mouse. I think having an app that would accept her random mashing and mouse movements and show some sort of response, while not allowing her to break something on the machine would be wonderful.

      We live in a digital world, she spends pretty much all of her day interacting with the physical world. 10 minutes here and there when she wants to play with the computer would be great, if there was a good app that allowed her to do it. I think kids today need to be comfortable with gadgets and computers, yet learn a balance as well.

    18. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a father of five, I can testify that...

      That your judgement regarding what makes a healthy family is pretty questionable, so I can disregard the advice about how healthy or unhealthy something is for children.

      Ah, crap. This is going to be modded either a troll, or flamebait, but I'm quite sincere.

    19. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The less you restrain them the more they will learn and grow... I say take off the shackles and let the kid burn themselves on the stove, see the porn, and be the "worst father you can be". There is nothing like learning things for yourself. Now that isn't to say you shouldn't be a good role model (do the "right" things, don't steal (unless you think that is the right thing to do I guess), don't gloat, don't take advantage of other people, give to the poor, etc.) or be involved in your childs life. That too is important part of being a good parent. But what most people consider "parenting" is a load of shit and unproductive. Like punishing children is bad and restraining them. It is unproductive, inhibitive, and just outrageous. You are there to be a childs moral support. Not tell them what they can and can't do. They should be learning from experience and the best way to get that experience is by doing. Your actions speak louder than your words.

    20. Re:Please reconsider by Americano · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't go ASKING for them. You'll learn quickly that there's plenty of room for blue balls in a house with a new child. :)

    21. Re:Please reconsider by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I remember the time when my 2 year old came up to my PC, while I had both of my hands on the keyboard, and logged me off so he could have a turn...

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    22. Re:Please reconsider by turtleAJ · · Score: 1

      That's a good direction for software.
      Found this for hardware:
      Crayola Kids PC Trackball
      http://www.amazon.com/Micro-Innovations-Crayola-Kids-Trackball/dp/B00004W40X

      and a "Microsoft Easyball", which looks very cool, yet isn't manufactured anymore. (yet they're acquired online)

    23. Re:Please reconsider by Machtyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A little addition to this. Even some appropriate TV is fine. My daughters love Baby Signing Time. Before they can talk, they can communicate with sign language. It is really awesome when they come to you signing "milk", "juice", or "water", instead of just crying out for it and letting you guess what they want. Or, more typically, saying "ba", "ma", or some other nonsense and letting you figure out what the context the "ba", "ma", or "da" is about.

    24. Re:Please reconsider by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A kite doesn't fly without restraint. Nor do humans grow without boundaries and guidance.

    25. Re:Please reconsider by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I was going to suggest nesting blocks because at that age they're working out size relationships. A xylophone in bright colors--a nice sturdy one, which he will bang on until his parents hide it, generating a completely satisfactory noise. Something sturdy he can load up with other toys and both push and pull around--like the last generation's Big Yellow Toddler Taxi. Something that allows him to sort shapes--a toddler's puzzle toy that requires him to match up blocks of specific shapes with holes or slots that they go into. A push bike with four low wheels. Cars, trucks, planes, and boats in wood with no sharp edges. Stuff from the kitchen so he can emulate his parents, which he will do with great comedic effect. A book or two wouldn't be a bad idea--the sturdy cloth or cardboard kind. And you are so right--blocks, bears, a tricycle, a pail and shovel (and some sand)--and life would be very sad indeed without that big red ball, and Mom or Dad to toss it around with. How terribly non-technical all these things are. How vitally important to a toddler's understanding of his world and the way it works.

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    26. Re:Please reconsider by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your TV comment. Granted, if all you are watching are the baby-sitter programs, then they will not be as engaged. However, my daughters (14 months and 35 months) have learned practical sign language and use it to communicate with us. Even though it looks like they are staring blankly at the TV, they are learning from it. Now, since the 35 month old is starting to talk more, she uses the signs a little less.

    27. Re:Please reconsider by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      I sometimes combine the two with my 8 month old: she sits on my lap and mashes on an unconnected keyboard while I type on a connected one just out of reach. It satisfies her curiosity about the noise daddy's making and I can respond to some email. Then she'll tire of it and we'll move on to some other toys.

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    28. Re:Please reconsider by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Really have to say that the whole "baby signs" thing is really amazing. I got 3 kids, one of which isn't old enough to sign yet, but the other two it helped with a lot. Not being able to communicate what they want it a big trigger for tantrums and bad behaviours in children. Showing them how to sign to that they can get the point across, even before they can talk, or talk clearly is a big advantage.

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    29. Re:Please reconsider by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I fully agree. I didn't have a computer in my house until I was 12. In grade school we hardly ever used the computers. Sometimes, we got to go use the Unisys Icons, which weren't anything at all like the systems I used at home, and didn't even come with a mouse, but used a trackball instead. I was still able to pick up enough computers to become a software developer. There's no reason for a kid of this age to be on a computer. Granted, I let my kids play a game once a week or so for about 15 minutes (they are 4 and 2). However, most of the time they don't ask for it, and they know that even if they do ask, they often don't get to play on the computer.

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    30. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the son of a Montessori teacher with a masters degree in early childhood education focusing on gifted children. I must agree with the parent. Get your child playing with blocks and finger paints and other age appropriate activities. Computers are far too regimented and restrictive in the interactions available to be developmentally appropriate for a young child (under 8yr old). Your son will not suffer waiting a while before learning a computer and might just benefit form social interaction and free form play.

    31. Re:Please reconsider by eulernet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You forgot to mention that it's very important that the children have physical activities so that they'll tire themselves.
      If they are not tired physically, they tend to resist sleep, and as a parent, you'll never get a rest either.
      For young children (I'd say below 10), it's very important that they sleep their complete nights.
      As they'll age, sleep will reduce.

      Using electronic devices reduces a lot the amount of sleep, because it keeps your brain awake.

    32. Re:Please reconsider by priegog · · Score: 1

      Ah I agree wholeheartedly.
      As a 24 y/o without any kids, I can't say that I know what I'm talking about regarding kids, but what I CAN tell you is that at my house we bought our first computer when I was TWELVE. That's right. In a few months I was better at it than anyone in my family, even starting to dabble into simple scripting and programming. It goes without saying that I'm much more proficient at using a computer than anyone of my peers (who had earlier access to computers), and certainly more so than these new generations of kids that were born with computers and the internet... In fact I think those of us who still had to search in books to get information from at school will prove to have an advantage over the young ones. But that's beside the point.
      The point is that starting "late" into computing doesn't mean you're going to be 'bad' at it, nor is the contrary true.
      And as parent said, if computers have shown to be DETRIMENTAL to the development of a toddler/infant (and I can totally picture the reasons for it), why would you put him through it? Building blocks and those things you need to match the shape of the object to insert it, and all those kinds of games are what his brain needs at this moment. He has just barely realised that his body has limits and is not part of the rest of the world; now he needs to better understand how it is that that physical world actually works. Gravity, momentum, impenetrability, the law of conservation of matter (and energy, but that's harder to grasp), aerodynamics, hidrodynamics, elasticity, thermodynamics, simple machines; all are concepts that one needs to internalise and have experienced to achieve an intuitive knowledge of physics. And no matter what you say or think, a computer CANNOT provide that. And by being more "flashy" and "soundy" and ADD-inducing than real-life objects, it WILL hurt his curiosity towards the physical realm.

    33. Re:Please reconsider by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I can testify that as long as you don't abuse it, computers are just as healthy and stimulating as a block of legos.

      Plus they can even teach you what an uncountable noun is.

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    34. Re:Please reconsider by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Something about carboard boxes and stimulation of social development just doesn't sound right... ;)

      At least it's not paper bags, I guess.

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    35. Re:Please reconsider by __aaryvx6964 · · Score: 1

      But you are framing the idea as if the choices are 1. No computer at all
      or
      2. Only computers and no playing with anything else

      Which is silly and clearly not what a reasonable person would do.
      I have 4 kids and all of them do the positive things you mentioned, they read (not the baby) climb, draw, build, etc. but they also write games using MIT's SCRATCH, and lately Google app builder.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9kcr1Et3s
      They are doing these things because they find them fascinating and kids are curious critters. As a parent it's my job that they do these things in a healthy way. As for a toddler and iPad is a great thing for them to play with, but it certainly shouldn't be the only thing that they play with. The touch screen removes the abstraction of an input device and people are starting to make some interesting games to play.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RKQwwetcQw
      Playing games with your toddler on the iPad is fine, it's also fine that you choose not to. But it is about making it a tool in your suite of parenting tools and using it when it makes sense, not as a baby sitter.

    36. Re:Please reconsider by Diane702 · · Score: 1

      Okay... as a mother of 7... yes 7 children... and from a family of 6 children -- now all geeks. When we were growing up, we had computers (one of the first Apple II)... and legos... and tvs... and chores ... and friends... and sports. Some of us grew up to be engineers, others not. But the knowledge helped all of us succeed in our careers. My children started playing with the computers as toddlers on mommy's lap. (IBM XT machines and on) and currently all of them have their own --- the youngest has had his own computer (hand me down from older ones) since he was 3. (their funnest game, an old visual basic game that would flash the screen different colors and play a sound when you pressed a key) They are also all "A" students... Student Body officers, football, soccer, wrestling teams (some were captains). They jump on the tramp, they play outside, they read, they watch TV, they play games, they visit friends. The computer is just another activity... not any big deal. Oh, and we have had our fair share of destroyed hardware. That's why the younger ones do NOT have newest/latest stuff. Advantages -- required computer training classes in school (HS and college) are tested out -- freeing the schedule for other classes (fun or advance depending on the child) -- in demand for jobs since they require very little training (true story, daughter is training new employee on the computer... "you can copy this part and paste it here" "what?" "highlight this, press ctrl-c...." "cool!" NEXT DAY.. "what were those keys again?" and the next... and the next... The conclusion -- stop over thinking the problem! Let the kids be kids. Balance is so much more important than control. Don't push them into anything, but don't stop what they want to do!

    37. Re:Please reconsider by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yep. The comedy content of slashdot parenting-advice threads is always high.

      An iPad for an 18 month old - LOL!

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    38. Re:Please reconsider by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Ever watched a Mac user pick up a 2 button mouse for the first time? I'ts hilarious to watch how frustrating it is for them!

      Modded flamebait, but so true. Even after experience with a 2-button mouse, they often right-click something first, then grumble and left-click.

    39. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a father of eight, I can confidently say that you're BOTH idiots.

    40. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike some of the commentors on this side, you are my hero :) Finally someone that seems to not

      And yes, I don't mean it in sarcastic way. Good luck to you. You seem to be on the Right Path (TM).

    41. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God, but he might have to say "no" to his precious snowflake, or even worse, appear to have less money than his neighbor who bought a mainframe for his unqiue & precious crotch dropping!

    42. Re:Please reconsider by asc99c · · Score: 1

      I can't disagree too much with this. In fact, Something Special is a sign language programme, really aimed at older kids with special needs, but ideal for toddlers also. My daughter does learn the signs from it and use them.

      I will say though, our local children's centre has free sign-language groups, and she picks up more signs at that class than from TV.

    43. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it would take a 10, 20, or 30 year old with no training about a minute to figure it out and an hour to master it,

      Oh if you could only see the non IT people at my workplace. Reeaaally funny to see them work at the computer. I showed the secretary how to select some text that was longer than she could select with one mouse stroke (very little desk space besides the keyboard). Before, she would simply move the keyboard aside to have more space for her mouse to select large text blocks.

      When I tried to show her, I actually had to slow down my movements and THINK about how to do it slowly and explain it. It is just so natural to me. I need very little mouse space and I am used to constantly picking up my mouse for very short periods of time, that I don't even notice any more. She looked at me with a big *wow* face and then tried it herself quite clumsily. Amazing. Also, if you had ever seen my mom trying to double click (after _years_ at the computer) ... you would not make such statements. Then again she started with computers at age 50 or so :)

    44. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2010/05/01/

    45. Re:Please reconsider by rusl · · Score: 1

      HA! Only the real Dad's get this one.

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    46. Re:Please reconsider by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Numerous studies have shown detrimental effects to child brain development associated with the early introduction of television and computers.
      Can you provide some references to such articles please?

      I am planning to write some bed-time stories for children (to optimize the development of analytical skills, among other objectives); such studies will help me see a better picture.

    47. Re:Please reconsider by jasper_amsterdam · · Score: 1

      If you father children at age 8, you're not too bright either. =D (the same could be said for fathering 8 kids tho =/ )

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    48. Re:Please reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll second Baby Signing Time. My daughter just turned 2 last week and knows over 50 signs. It's been awesome.

  11. Keywhack.. by droopus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Both my kids started out with a great little app called Keywack.
    I took an old Mac Classic sitting in my basement, ran Keywack and the kids loved it. Never trashed the computer either, which I was sure they would do.

    Keywack runs on anything, Win/Mac/Lin, and helped me get my kids learning about tech at around 18 months. The fact they are both capable programmers (one a senior in high school, another im middle school) might have something to do with their early comfort level, or it might not. But give it a try...

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    1. Re:Keywhack.. by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      I like Alpha Baby for the same purpose. For older kids, I have a list

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    2. Re:Keywhack.. by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Looks like you spelled it correctly but the software people didn't! What's up with that?

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    3. Re:Keywhack.. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I shudder at the thought of how the style of their code looks like... ;)

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    4. Re:Keywhack.. by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Thanks. This was actually exactly what I was looking for. (Also, I too grew up on the TI-99/4a).

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    5. Re:Keywhack.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My younger siblings started on iansgame on a (old, by then) PC. I don't know what I started on, but we only had a C128 then; I do have vague recollections of a frogger-like game on an old B&W TV, and I know that was before I was 3, since we ditched TV viewing altogether then, and the Commodore got the fancy color TV (yeah, it had RGBI) at that point.

      iansgame, if you can run DOS progs:
      http://archives.scovetta.com/pub/giga_games/MSDOS/CHILD/IANSGAME.ZIP

  12. Try a by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    One Laptop Per Child; http://laptop.org/en/children/

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    1. Re:Try a by Ibn+al-Hazardous · · Score: 1

      My 20 month old girl likes her OLPC very much (inherited from her siblings, they now have a normal computer with Ubuntu on it). She usually gets stuck in the search mode after a while though, so some supervision is needed.

      Oh, we also have a spare 80's keyboard which we place in front of our laptops when she wants to join me or the wife while 'putering. Gives her something to do, and us a barrier between the real keyboard and her. This is needed, as she has well deserved her nickname "Godzylvia".

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  13. Local charity shop, junker laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll get destroyed at some point, but you can pick up some chunky old crap they'll have just as much fun on. Don't waste money on kids' laptop like fisherprice. Kids know they're crap and tend not to want to use them.

  14. Online Gaming by DaleHarris · · Score: 1

    I would be interested in the same thing. My daughter is 9 months right now, but I don't want her touching my computer. I got my nephew a "my first laptop" kind of thing from the store and it has word puzzles and things, but he's also 6 and knows letters and words pretty well. What I'm going to do for my daughter is probably get her a cheap laptop and let her have at it. Online they have some pretty good games too for kids. I think one of them is Nick Jr. With just a mouse, they can interface with many games, which is doable for an 18 month old I would assume. Maybe online is your answer. http://www.nickjr.com/kids-games/

    1. Re:Online Gaming by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      If you don't see the previous comments and images from before, the laptop is patently bad idea. Stick with an old desktop and a CRT monitor. $5 keyboard and mouse, so it doesn't cost much to replace it. I've seen some good suggestions for games, my daughters like Reader Rabbit. Sesame Street has a good site. Youtube has some fun videos.

  15. ipad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seems intuitive enough for them to mess around with ... just make sure the ipad is drool friendly! :)

    1. Re:iPad by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      My 2-year-old loves my iPhone. She can turn it on, unlock the screen (with or without passcode), go to "her screen", and open and play her games. It's really amazing to watch.

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  16. Re:Leapster 2 or new one by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    I'll second this, leapster is fun and it's somewhat educational. I know 4 kids with em, they love the games and it's all math and letters.

  17. alphababy by jbigboote · · Score: 1

    I used AlphaBaby on an old discarded G3 Mac back in the day.

    1. Re:alphababy by wagonlips · · Score: 1

      Seconded! Alpha baby is very neat if you own a Mac.
      http://alphababy.sourceforge.net/
      You're on your own with protecting the computer from the toddler, however. Little fingers can pry up keys easily. You will definitely need to supervise.

    2. Re:alphababy by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Got a niece a TI Speak N Spell way back when. When it broke and I found out that it was big kids who broke it, then I got her another.

  18. Protip by spun · · Score: 1

    While toddler drool can eventually corrode copper fire button contacts, and food particles may become lodged in the joystck boot, the TAC-2 is easy to disassemble and clean.

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  19. Don't by VonSkippy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    18 months is waaaaaaaaaay to early to introduce stuff like that.

    Let the toddler be a toddler. All that baby Einstein-esque crap has been proven to be nothing but trouble for your child's NORMAL development.

    1. Re:Don't by d3jake · · Score: 1

      I was wondering if I was going to have to say that.
      If your child is a toddler, then let them play with blocks, and read books that have on sentence on each page with a HUGE picture. He should have time to learn to enjoy life without it being connected to a wall outlet or battery power.
      Although I have never had kids of my own, it is my humble assumption that toddlers are wowed by anything that is bright, shiny, and has any part that can be manipulated. Let the child be a child. Worry about teaching them how to glue their eyes to LCD\OLED\CRT\ETC after they have plenty of time to marvel at the world before they migrate towards staying inside and only socializing via letters on an electronic screen.

    2. Re:Don't by exley · · Score: 1

      Agreed. This kid isn't trying to "explore a computer" he's just doing the kinds of things an 18-month-old kid does -- bang on some stuff, make some noise, etc. This father is really just engaging in some wishful thinking if he thinks it's more than that. Then again, isn't everyone's child a prodigy?.

    3. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed! Introduce instruments, preferably not baby grade pianos.

    4. Re:Don't by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Baby Einstein, Dora, Back Yardigans stuff is TV baby sitting. Programs that actually teach things (such as sign language) will work. My daughters (14 and 35 months) use sign all the time.

    5. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, stick with the NORMAL stuff. Computers contribute to abnormal development. Somebody on TV said so. Maybe it was Oprah, I don't know, but I'm sure it was somebody smart. Anyway, computers MUST be bad for kids because we grew up without them, and we are normal. Just think what would happen to kids if they grew up with something we didn't have or were allowed to learn in ways different from us. This is why I only let my kids play with sticks and rock outside in the dirt. It's only natural way to raise NORMAL children.

    6. Re:Don't by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've always found the American preoccupation with "giving the child a head start" strange. I live in Finland, and our older kids are six now. They have just started preschool, and will start primary school next year. Here most kids learn how to read at seven. Before that interaction and focus skills are taught through play and simple exercises.

      Despite learning reading this "late" the Finnish school system still manages to give you a world class education.

      I firmly believe that play is the most important thing for kids to do. Is the situation really so bad in schools elsewhere that we have to take away the spontaneous play of early childhood just to keep our kids from "being left behind"?

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    7. Re:Don't by williamhb · · Score: 1

      18 months is waaaaaaaaaay to early to introduce stuff like that. Let the toddler be a toddler. All that baby Einstein-esque crap has been proven to be nothing but trouble for your child's NORMAL development.

      One trick is that the appropriate input device is you. Part of the issue with TV is apparently that it takes away from time interacting with the parents. Baby Einstein programs on a PC would still have that issue. On the other hand, your toddler asking you for "orange buses" and you looking up pictures of them on Google Images for him is pretty much just a very convenient never-ending picture book. (Still wouldn't spend more than twenty minutes or so in any day doing that, and only a couple of times a week, though.)

    8. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, somebody with more time than me can write a book to answer your question but I'll throw out a few random thoughts that may be informative...

      First, too many parents do not understand the deficiencies in our education systems. (I say systems because in Canada and the US, education is a provincial, state or regional responsibility.)

      Too many parents don't understand what's necessary to improve their children's education. Children need to be challenged and expected to meet that challenge. Most parents don't understand how this isn't happening and aren't willing to do what's necessary to effect change. Children lack discipline.

      Politicians are too scared to quickly fix a broken system because angry parents will vote for the other guy.

      There's a lot of lip-service paid to education but talk is cheap and people are not prepared to pay in terms of action. To give an example, I knew a teacher who was reprimanded by administration for having a low pass rate or a low average after mid-term exams. His argument was that the course involved a lot of reading and kids weren't willing to do it. (I had this teacher before, for two courses, and based on my experience with the school, my classmates, and his teaching, I wholeheartedly believe he was not the problem.)

      Education is stagnating because parents don't demand more... teaching as a profession is disrespected... politicians are more concerned about the short-term than long-term, etc.

      The media doesn't pay much attention to it. When it does, it's more a reflection of parental interest -- often misguided priorities -- than anything else.

      People who follow education know that Finland's education system is world-class. Most parents here don't know that.

      As for why everybody's trying a gimmick or coming up with a new thing when they could be looking at a reputable successful system and copying that as a starting point? I dunno. Perhaps it's because the people in charge do know what needs to be done to have a world-class education here but aren't confident it will be accepted by parents and kids. Maybe. I dunno.

      Employers, students, and parents also care more about the piece of paper than the actual education. Just look at the number of overpriced distance-education Masters programs and compare them to what was a Masters in 1990 (or 1970, if you're older).

      Re: that teacher I wrote about. About a year after being reprimanded for his low pass rate and/or low average, the same administration was asking him to teach a more advanced course in the same academic subject. The key detail here was that the more advanced course was braggable. (The teacher, although very interested in teaching the more advanced course, declined. He knew the game. And as he saw it, he was asked to teach a course to students he was prevented from adequately preparing.)

      Parents need to get informed, give a *bleep*, and be a part of the change that's necessary. (The first two fail at the political level.)

      And it's not just about education, btw. Generally speaking, North Americans collectively are less disciplined than Northern Europeans.

      And not all systems in North America are so deficient.

    9. Re:Don't by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      18 months is waaaaaaaaaay to early to introduce stuff like that.

      Let the toddler be a toddler. All that baby Einstein-esque crap has been proven to be nothing but trouble for your child's NORMAL development.

      On the other hand, if it's a child with atypical development, 18 months may be bordering on too old:
      These kids benefited greatly from computer access.

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    10. Re:Don't by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      You are correct. While there is research that an impoverished infancy can result in a child being developmentally behind, there isn't any research that you can push kids ahead beyond a certain level. You can send a kid to academically rigorous preschool, but on average, by 3rd grade (age 8 in the U.S.), their peers will have caught up with them.
      The science supports the Finnish way of doing things, and those of us who actually are developmental researchers in the U.S. are continually frustrated that educational policy, and often the demands of the parents, are quite contrary to what the research suggests.

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    11. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think the US is bad, then go to a city in China.... sweet potato Jesus, some kindergartens here are like a military camp....

    12. Re:Don't by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Despite learning reading this "late" the Finnish school system still manages to give you a world class education.

      And yet in spite of this too, the United States, one has to admit, remains by a wide margin the world leader in the tech industry, and a major world leader in research of all kinds. Maybe there is something to it after all. OK, the US is much bigger than Finland, but when you really think about it, only one country in the world still continues to dominate and lead the tech industry. Most major tech names you can think of originated in the US, and every 'new big thing' in tech still seems to come out of the US, year after year. Finland has given us, what, Nokia, and Linus Torvalds.

      Disclaimer, I'm not an American, just an independent observer making a purely 100% factual observation. The EU zone in general is comparable to the US size-wize and economy-wise, there is no theoretical reason the EU shouldn't have as many 'big tech names', and yet they don't.

      The "Baby Einstein" type crap is crap, sure, but that's because it's just "mindless entertainment for toddlers marketed at gullible parents who think it'll give their kids a head start". Just because some people incorrectly try give their kids a head start, it doesn't mean you can't give your kids a head start. You certainly can. I wonder if you'd parented a baby Mozart, if you'd taken him away from his obsession with music in order to make sure he has the "spontaneous play of early childhood" instead.

    13. Re:Don't by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you'd parented a baby Mozart, if you'd taken him away from his obsession with music in order to make sure he has the "spontaneous play of early childhood" instead.

      Actually I don't think they conflict. Child prodigies have been studied extensively, and one thing that separates them from the rest is that they are indeed obsessed with their given talent, and will practice great amounts out of their own free will. In a sense one could argue that a large amount of their spontaneous play is practicing their skill.

      So no, I wouldn't want to take away something like that. :)

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    14. Re:Don't by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Spot on! I would add that this means that you're the best output device as well. The skill you're developing during lap time on the computer is joint attention. The reason that Baby Einstein doesn't work is not because it's on a screen, but because it lacks authentic human interaction.

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    15. Re:Don't by tepples · · Score: 1

      Despite learning reading this "late" the Finnish school system still manages to give you a world class education.

      Finnish spelling is also far more regular than English spelling. Does that have anything to do with why Finnish schools can get away with teaching reading so much later?

    16. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let your kid explore. He doesn't need to play on a specifically designed toddler device ... they're designed to suck money out of overbearing parents. The most interesting thing about your laptop is that you're paying attention to it. So he wants to do what you're doing. If you get a digital piano, he'll do the same thing with that. Just pick up the kid and hold him when he tries to play with your computer. Give him plenty of books to eat, and let him see you reading books. At 18 months, he won't listen very long as you read about whatever you're reading about, but that's okay. His job is to explore and to be like you.

    17. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least some of this is the business-friendly culture of the US.

      With respect to research and development, remember that a lot of science and engineering grad students in the US were educated outside the US.

      The US has a way of attracting, via dollars, the best people from anywhere.

      Sure, the internet started out American, but the weeb did not. And a lot of big names in Computer Science who laid the foundations for modern computing are European. Not all, but a lot more than one would think based on where the technology flourished.

      Wherever the ideas start, Americans and US corporations are really good at turning them into dollars and cents.

      That's not a bad thing. But just imagine what the US would do with all that AND a world-class K-12 education system! Holy mackerel!

    18. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... those of us who actually are developmental researchers in the U.S. are continually frustrated that educational policy, and often the demands of the parents, are quite contrary to what the research suggests.

      Those determining educational policy, being in political positions, are likely afraid of those ill-informed parents. At least, that's a big part of it where I live.

      I know it shouldn't really have to come to this, but perhaps the most effective thing to do is to continuously take it to the media, hoping to influence the parents and then with the backing of the parents, establish a strong lobby.

      Then the political types will be hit from all sides, the researchers who base their professional recommendations on the science, the parents who do the voting, and an influential lobby who favors science- and research-backed approaches to education.

      Then you get the politicians who'll listen to the researchers, the politicians who'll listen to the people, and most importantly, the politicians who'll listen to whoever's talking to them. :)

    19. Re:Don't by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      Despite learning reading this "late" the Finnish school system still manages to give you a world class education.

      Finnish spelling is also far more regular than English spelling. Does that have anything to do with why Finnish schools can get away with teaching reading so much later?

      I wouldn't know about that, I happen to be part of the Swedish-speaking minority in Finland so I went to school in Swedish. We started with Swedish in first grade, Finnish in third, and English in fifth.

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    20. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fun is in the eye of the beholder.

      As long as your child enjoys being in front of the computer, it is just the same as playing with other kids. You say a child needs social interaction at the age of 2, but perhaps they can have both? Interaction and focus can be taught on a computer too. A year is an awful long time to learn a lot... from many sources. It's not like they are on the computer 24/7/365

      As long as people aren't forcing their children to learn, then there's no negative emotion tied to the activity and no problem.

  20. Keyboard Overlays by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    Several years ago we had 3 or 4 different pieces of software that each came with a keyboard overlay. The overlay was a big, fancy plastic "toy" that strapped over the keyboard. Interacting with the toy would press specific keys that the software would react to.

    One of them was Thomas & Friends Railway Adventures Playset. I must admit it was pretty cool. It requires a standard external PC keyboard, so it won't work on a laptop keyboard or any funky ergonomic ones. Just your plain jane keyboard.

    Speaking of laptop, I have 4 kids, the youngest still being a toddler, and every single one of them loved to rip keys off of my laptops at that age. I'm an expert at reassembling those little hinges and keys now, unfortunately. Their little fingers pop those suckers off with ease.

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  21. is a keyboard entirely out? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    Do you just mean you don't want them mashing the keys on a normal keyboard?

    You can get giant-key kids keyboards like this, you can also get trackballs like this. Of course, if you go for a more unusual input device you may run into the problem of not being easily able to find software that will play nice with it (unless you also want to fiddle with key mappers).

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  22. TODDLER SHOULD NOT BE IN FRONT OF TV OR COMPUTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the research on the matter then do your child a favor and Think again

  23. BabySmash! by Heph · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've been using BabySmash! from http://www.hanselman.com/babysmash/ with my 7 month old since she was around 2 months old.

    She can press any key on the keyboard to get sounds and shapes/letters. She absolutely loves it.

    I'm now looking for software that is slightly more advanced, but there seems to be a lack of games in this age range...

    1. Re:BabySmash! by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Check out the Reader Rabbit stuff. Yes, it's old, but it'll work with Win XP. (probably works on Wine.)

  24. Every parents' problem by gox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was thinking about getting a used rugged laptop and putting a very simple console editor on it, since my 18-month-old does seem to like what comes out when he bashes the keyboard, and there's enough to do with ASCII.

    OTOH, he also likes to play simple games, like tux racer. The main problem is that the software is designed to receive precise input. Any program that can't be quit, paused or otherwise disabled would do the job of letting him explore. I was planning to put together a couple of simple games for him in Blender but haven't got to it yet.

  25. Morse straight key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morse straight key hooked up to a PC for the visual output. Maybe someone could write a cool children's game for it.

  26. Playtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We used to let my son use the computer a lot. He seemed to enjoy it, but we noticed that that was all he did. For the past few months we have completely banned him from the computer. Since the banning (and getting over the initial withdrawal) he has been much happier most of the time. I would recommend giving your kids toys (blocks are the best thing in the WORLD no matter the age of the child) and let them play with them.

    1. Re:Playtime by icebraining · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If only there was some middle ground between letting him play with it all the time and completely prohibiting him...

    2. Re:Playtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If only there was some middle ground between letting him play with it all the time and completely prohibiting him...

      Madness. I wouldn't want to live in a world where choices weren't always between two extremes.

    3. Re:Playtime by AdamTrace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Totally.

      "I sort of hate having to tell him 'no' when he wants to explore a computer."

      This set off a red flag in my head. Learning how to say no is important. Otherwise they'll walk all over you.

    4. Re:Playtime by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yep. Asking for parenting advice on Slashdot isn't a good idea...

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    5. Re:Playtime by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      That also set off a red flag for me, but upon re-reading it I realised that's not what he meant, what he meant was that if the child has an interest in learning about technology from early on, that he wants to encourage that -- which is a good thing -- but wants to try do it in a meaningful/useful way that is age-appropriate.

    6. Re:Playtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As someone that had access to a computer for the first time @ age 10, and none before (since they didn't really exist!), I have to say that this advice is bullshit advice.

          1. Somehow I managed to be way ahead of other kids in "computer stuff" (programmingm, etc.)
          2. Today my job wouldn't exit without computers
          3. As a kid, I would get 100% concentrated on whatever I was doing. If I was given a computer , it would not result in "part time play"

      If you don't remember being a kid, let me remind you. Kids get *absorbed* into whatever interesting thing they are doing. It's not "oh, I'll let you play 30 minutes on a computer", it's "play until you are bored and find something better". Hence it is best not to allow computer usage at all and play with your child and allow them to play with other kids.

      Kids need social interaction and physical play. Provide that to them. I know it is easier to let them stare at a computer or idiot box, but that is just bad parenting.

  27. iPod touch/iPad by tool462 · · Score: 2, Informative

    An iPod touch or an iPad aren't bad options.

    The interface is about as intuitive as you can get, and there are child-friendly apps available. My 21mo daughter loves to play with the touch screen, and can figure out that she needs to touch the icons to get it to do stuff. A friend's slightly older daughter does about the same with their iPad. Both are also synced with a computer, so it's difficult for them to do irreparable damage. Purchasing music/video from the device requires you to enter your iTunes password, so it's not likely they'll be able to buy stuff either.

    The downside is that they're fairly expensive, so if your kid is big on jelly-fingers or throwing things, it might require keeping a very close on them.

    1. Re:iPod touch/iPad by namityadav · · Score: 1

      I completely agree! At MathZee, we develop educational software for preschool and kindergarten kids, and in our focus-group tests, kids find the iPad and iPod Touch many times more intuitive than a computer. So much so that we now first develop the iPad and iPod Touch version of our educational games.

    2. Re:iPod touch/iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      got an ipod touch for my 2yo, with rubber protective gaming case.
      he watches his youtube videos (wiggles, chuggington etc) i have to do the search for him, then he'll pick which clip to watch.
      saves my lcd from his fingers, and my sanity when I want to read slashdot.
      also downloaded lots of free kids apps he can use as well.

    3. Re:iPod touch/iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. My now 24mo old daughter, watched Mom & Dad using the iPad for the past 5 months. We started letting her watch "Baby Signing Time" videos on the iPad, which she previously needed to watch on a TV. Now she knows how to turn on the iPad, click the "Videos" icon and choose one of her movies (we don't keep any adult-friendly movies on the iPad).
      Same with YouTube. She clicks on the "History" icon and starts playing "Cat Flushing the Toilet" over and over again...
      I guess the downside is she's gotten pretty good at Plants v Zombies and Angry Birds. That's probably not normal. *shrug*
      Oh well, looks like I'm breeding nerd girls!!!!! At least she can sign, "stupid, ugly, potty-face girl/boy" to the other children at preschool when they don't want to play "Zombies."

  28. Duke Nukem Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just buy him a copy of Duke Nukem Forever. It'll be age appropriate.

  29. Try using the PC with your kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the same problem with my kids. I contributed to the OLPC and got my daughter one. She loved dragging it around and danced in front of the webcam. But what is really a hit is when I use the PC with my kids. We search youtube for some things they are interested in such as bears or dragons. My older kid (5) likes to see videos on how things work. About 30mins a week is all they seem to want and it is something we do together. They now know the computer is off limits unless dad is with them.

    1. Re:Try using the PC with your kid by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem with my kids. I contributed to the OLPC and got my daughter one. She loved dragging it around and danced in front of the webcam.

      I know HER future career.

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  30. Keep children under 3 from all tv by canadian_right · · Score: 5, Informative

    Numerous studies indicate that is is best to keep children under 3 away from all tv's, including dvd's, normal tv programming, movies, video games,etc... and to limit video exposure only increasing allowed hours per day gradually as the child gets older.

    No tv under 2, limit to under 2 hours for 3 year
    No tv under 2

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    1. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Humans older than 3 benefit similarly from no TV, too.

    2. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by machinelou · · Score: 1

      Numerous studies indicate that is is best to keep children under 3 away from all tv's, including dvd's, normal tv programming, movies, video games,etc... and to limit video exposure only increasing allowed hours per day gradually as the child gets older.

      No tv under 2, limit to under 2 hours for 3 year No tv under 2

      That's not research, that is extrapolation and interpretation (there's actually an important difference).

    3. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      While I would normally agree with a rational observation such as this, I can also attest to being able to shut up a completely screaming child that sounds like she is being murdered, by playing the same Pippi Longstocking DVD for the 9038402984309840892 time just in that day. There are perfectly good reasons to stick your kid in front of a TV and that includes avoided suicide and children drowned in the bathtub.

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    4. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by Kitkoan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or you could try to do some parenting and learn to tell the child "No" and then enforce it (punishment) if they ignore you (similar goes with rewards, don't promise a reward and then look for a way out with cheap excuses like "I'm tired, next time ok?"). I have never been able to understand when I watch people that always look for the easy way out of parenting and refuse to act like a parent turn around and complain that their children won't listen. Thing is with children is that good behavior is a process, not an action, and does take time. Yes, it is hard to be a parent but when all you do is just say a hollow/repeated answers that has no punishment if refused or ignored then your child won't stop yelling because they quickly learn that "Screaming = Mommy/Daddy gives me what I want, regardless of what they say". And yes, I've been through this, and children will learn real fast that if you keep all promises (punishments and rewards) that listening and behaving tend to be the best option for both of you.

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    5. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      I think Toddlers love to pursue moving objects at this age.
      Hence parents should play soccer, football, cricket etc with kids instead of watching TV, Computers, Cinemas etc

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    6. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by gyroidben · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My understanding was, that it's not so much that tv is bad for children's development, but that it's not good, so that if they spend 2 hours a day watching tv, that's two hours that aren't spent playing, talking or doing something beneficial. An 18 month old banging on a computer keyboard is practicing physical skills just as if they were playing with blocks.

      I don't think it's worth setting up something elaborate for an 18 month old, all they really need is something that looks like a computer so they can feel that they're doing the same thing as mummy and daddy do. An old laptop works well, or one of the cheap toy computers. My son is three at the moment and sufficiently self-controlled to be allowed to play with my laptop. I set him up with a text editor and let him "type".

    7. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a load of crap. They are talking about letting your kid watch adult oriented TV. There is nothing in there addressing child oriented television. I live in Japan, and get BabyTV on satellite. My 2 year old has been watching it for a long time. He loves it and it (along with me) has taught him counting, colours and the names for many animals and objects. We still play with blocks, read books, wrestle, go for walks snuggle hug and the rest of it. The most important thing with Baby TV is that it is in English. My son get's all the Japanese he needs from daycare, but my wife and I (especially my wife) will also interact with him in Japanese. The only ill effects my son has suffered is the ability to count to 10, knowing his alphabet, and being able to identify colours, shapes, and animals in English. With properly oriented material the medium itself is not an issue. There have also been studies done saying that there is no difference between children who watch TV before the age of 2 and after. All I know is that it has been beneficial for my son up to now, and he is absolutely well adjusted.

      Having gotten that out of the way. The Ipad is a great way to let kids interact naturally with a computing device, sure they aren't learning binary, but I don't think that's the point. There is some good software out there for kids that makes my son learn and laugh at the same time.

      Cheers,

      CB

    8. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, ours play PC RTS games with each other and me, and have always watched educational TV programs (e.g. "how it's made", "modern marvels", etc.). They seem to be doing just fine (well ahead of their peers academically, and we always get compliments on how well behaved they are in public.

      They start at about 2 yrs old w/baby wow, then progress to all the Reader Rabbit, Clifford, etc. educational games.

      Supreme Commander/Forged Alliance/SupCom2, WoW, League of Legends, Demigod, Sins of a Solare Empire, Age of Empires, you get the gist. Ages 7 and 5 play all of the above, 2 plays the toddler games. All enjoy the TV programs, which we watch together.

    9. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In spite of the superficial similarities of having a display and being 'something electronic', TV is vastly different to a computer from a mental stimulation and interaction perspective. TV is basically mindless zone-out hypnosis for entertainment. Computers *can* be, but can also be complex, stimulating challenging forms of mental puzzle-solving and skills development.

      Life is not about mindlessly following little "rules" about what is "supposed to be" age-appropriate or not, it's about thinking about it for yourself. I'm afraid you will pass on your tendency for following "rules" rather than thinking to your kids.

    10. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      It's important to realize why that recommendation is in place, though. The problem with TV is that it isn't interactive at all, thus there isn't any opportunity to develop any skills. Video games are interactive, but aren't as interactive as physical objects and live humans.
      However, if a grown-up and a child are interacting with one another while using a game/computer as the object of joint attention then it isn't any better or worse than playing together reading a book or manipulating blocks. I don't recommend giving up blocks and books, but the blanket statement "all screens == bad" isn't supported by the research.

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    11. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true non-parent, or at best a parent who is generalizing from only their own limited anecdotal experience.

      Not all kids are that easy, and not all parenting is that easy.

      There are kids (and, to be fair, parents) for whom the "process" is just more complicated than consistent positive discipline and natural consequences.

      I'm glad what works for you, works for you. Not every parent had a functional upbringing themselves and not every child is neurotypical.

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    12. Re:Keep children under 3 from all tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punishment isn't really appropriate for children under two. That doesn't mean you can't say no and stop them doing things you shouldn't. But making them sit on the naughty step isn't going to work well. Of course YMMV, but telling other people they should punish children that age for bad behaviour is inappropriate advice at best.

  31. Get Him a Job by fullback · · Score: 1

    He sounds like he's ready for a Fortune 500 CEO position...

  32. A little bit of both... by dasdrewid · · Score: 1

    First, as a couple people have said: A cardboard box. Maybe 3 or 4 of different sizes. And some wood blocks.

    Second, I'll stop insulting your intelligence and assume you already have that covered. An iPad. I don't have children (I hate them), but my cousin has 1, another on the way, and he's mormon so he's got 2 dozen nephews and nieces. He's also way more tech-savvy than I am, and the iPad serves him great for this. Load it up with educational cartoons (Barney, Sesame Street, Bob the Builder) and 2 or 3 educational games that involve some button mashing, and you're golden. Maybe throw on some soothing music or one of those white-noise generators to help him nap, and just keep it in the diaper bag (do they still wear diapers at 18 months?) and anytime you need a down moment or to distract him or whatever, pull it out, give it to him, and take five. Also, a heavy-, heavy-duty case. Maybe waterproof. Just in case...

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    1. Re:A little bit of both... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most children stop wearing diapers between their second and third birthday.

    2. Re:A little bit of both... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      This video of an 18 month old using an iPad spelling app really opened my eyes to what the iPad could be used for.

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  33. LMGTFY by spun · · Score: 1

    While I agree with your philosophy in general, a computer isn't one thing, there is no specific 'adult version.' It (and input devices for it) are infinitely adaptable. We have input devices and software for special needs adults, we have input devices and software that adapts to the user, we have educational software for all ages, and we know a great deal, thanks to science, about early childhood development. Toddlers are all little scientists, making and testing hypothesis about the world. Giving them adult equipment to test and hypothesize about is certainly a good idea, but with computers, we can do so much more.

    I would think that an ideal keyboard for a toddler might be arranged like a simplified adult keyboard, with as many keys, but larger and laid out in a rectangular grid, not offset. They would be color coded with perhaps six colors. Groups of adjacent keys would have the same color. There should also be flexible overlays with pictures on them, again, perhaps six per overlay. When the kid was young, you'd use simple software and the colors on the keys or the pictures on the overlays. Have little game like what's the same, what's different, match the picture or color on the screen, stuff like that. As they got older, you'd introduce them to letters and numbers using the keyboard as an actual keyboard. The whole thing would have to be sturdy and dishwasher safe. Are there such things out there? A quick Google search says, yeah, there are.

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    1. Re:LMGTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a 15 dollar membrane keyboard? Won't help if the kid yanks on it, but it would allow them to spill to their hearts content, and if you keep the computer sufficiently far away it could reduce the chances of them damaging it. Additionally, although I haven't seen one in quite a few years, NEC put out a line of 15 and 17" laptops back in the early 2000's that actually had a sheet of clear plastic over the front of the screen. While it WAS still possible to damage some pixels here and there with a firm hit to the screen (like say the corver of a table when you knocked the LCD over.) it basically eliminated the possibility of breaking the screen by touching it, and greatly reduced the chances of the screen cracking even under abuse. Mine, while having been removed from day to day usage to make room for higher res displays still works, and only has one small cluster of occasionally blue pixels to show for it, which can usually be made to work normally with a small bit of firm pressure on the cover above them.

      Best 250 bucks I ever spent, and while not enviromentally sealed, certainly likely to survive toddler usage much more easily than a regular TFT screen (The fact that it uses a 12 volt external power supply also means it's less likely to kill them even if they DO dump a drink into the back of the screen :))

  34. sesame street by fadethepolice · · Score: 1

    There are a bunch of sesame street flash games that I let my kids use. Just get them a cheap / resurrected desktop with a sacrificial lcd screen. You would be surprised at how fast they pick up 3d games. My middle child was playing ddo online at 30 months, pretty well. Best thing to do is let them use a real computer you don't care about.

  35. I learned my alpabet from a commodore64 by gagol · · Score: 2, Informative

    starting age 2½, it was an expensive machine when I was young, but under supervision. What matters most is spending time with your child ad teach him/her LOVE, and yes, he should learn the meaning of "no", it's important, you know better than him/her, electronics (tv, computers) can wait a couple of years.

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  36. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called "Microsoft Windows" and was designed for retards

    Yeah, this from someone who owns a Mac.

  37. Well - back in the day by cfryback · · Score: 1

    lol, OK five years ago, my daughter was the same way. Took an old keyboard, removed the "guts" and cable - presto! Worked well with both girls. Now they have my old Asus W2VC laptop (locked down and parental supervision!) to play their flash games on. Leapster is also a huge hit with them.

  38. Some classical music playing in the background by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Informative

    That should be about the limit of technology your toddler should be exposed to. The American Academy of Piedeatricts actually discourages parents from letting kids under 2 watch television. I'm sure computers are the same.

    1. Re:Some classical music playing in the background by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > I'm sure computers are the same.

      No, because computers are interactive.

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    2. Re:Some classical music playing in the background by twidarkling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not the interactivity, it's the lack of wide, strenuous movements. Considering how rapidly children develop and grow until about 4 years of age, they should be as active as possible to develop and strengthen. Plus if they sit around a good chunk of the day, when it's time for bed, they're still going to have a shit-ton of energy to burn off, and you're going to have a bitch of a time putting them to sleep.

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    3. Re:Some classical music playing in the background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no computers either - they present 2D images and restrict 3D vision development. Also, computer intactionis not HUMAN interaction. Dork.

    4. Re:Some classical music playing in the background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American Academy of Piedeatricts

      And why should we care what those pastry-pushers say? :P

    5. Re:Some classical music playing in the background by gyroidben · · Score: 1

      And no books either. Unless you get 3D glasses for your babies and buy those special 3D baby-books.

    6. Re:Some classical music playing in the background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be about the limit of technology your toddler should be exposed to. The American Academy of Piedeatricts actually discourages parents from letting kids under 2 watch television. I'm sure computers are the same.

      A toddler aka my son is exposed to technology at least 5 hours a day. that includes an iPad, iPod (touch) TV, various computers & iPhones. ........ with no aftereffects!

    7. Re:Some classical music playing in the background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm sure computers are the same.

      No, because computers are interactive.

      No to your no - the "flicker" effect of screen refreshing has an actual physical impact on the brain's development that is not good for children.

  39. Antique! by technos · · Score: 1

    Why not just get him an antique? Kiddo can't hose the OS install on a Apple II or a Commodore 64, and they're pretty indestructible.

    At $20-40 on eBay, they're cheap too.

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    1. Re:Antique! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      At $20-40 on eBay, they're cheap too.

      I take it you haven't actually checked the prices that the Apple II goes for on eBay lately. They definitely aren't cheap. Sure, you can get an Apple IIe somewhat cheaper, but they still aren't in the $20-$40 range for working models. I don't think Commodore 64s are either.

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  40. VIdeo games and pinball fit loud noises / mash but by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    VIdeo games and pinball fit loud noises and mash buttons!

  41. easy by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    just teach him visual basic

  42. Touch Screen by machinelou · · Score: 1

    A touch screen is probably your best bet -- a good option would be a back-illuminated multi-touch setup so you can use thick acrylic or glass (unlikely to be broken or damaged by your toddler). If you want to go even younger, research with infants often make use to two that can be readily measures by machines: eye-gaze and suckling (on a pacifier with a sensor). Short of putting together some kind of home-brew eye-tracker, I'd suggesting hacking a pressure sensor into a pacifier. Even with that, I bet you could easily train different patterns of suckling (e.g., one pattern produces skips to the next song on the playlist, another pattern skips to the next artist).

  43. Perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an 18-month-old who loves bright screens (TV and computer), loves loud noises, and loves to mash buttons.

    http://melarky.com/images/wells_mini_arcade.jpg

  44. Perception by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    I sort of hate having to tell him 'no' when he wants to explore a computer.

    It's probably not a computer he's excited about, just the bright light and the feel of the keyboard. Some have said "my son has always been interested in harvesters", while all the boy saw was just a nice big, colorful object.

    1. Re:Perception by doti · · Score: 1

      or, he just wants to do what he sees his daddy doing all day.

      babies always want to imitate the others, specially their parents.

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  45. seconding the giant trackball, software.. by wurp · · Score: 1

    No one has recommended gcompris?

    Free software is made of win.

    1. Re:seconding the giant trackball, software.. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but in this case the free software is really subpar.

  46. iPad by illumin8 · · Score: 1

    The iPad is pretty much toddler safe. They can bang away on the screen, touch it and get a response, and play around in apps pretty easily. What's more, it wipes clean pretty easily after they get their drool infested hands all over it. The only thing you need to be careful of is the home screen... They will definitely hold their fingers down and put your icons into "jiggle mode," and if you're not careful they can easily delete apps. Just supervise them while they use it and make sure they don't do anything really crazy, like email your boss or delete an expensive app.

    I wish Apple had a "safe mode" where you couldn't delete any apps, move any icons, or change any settings. It would be nice to hand it over to the kids and not worry about them doing anything to it.

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  47. being a Dad by teknosapien · · Score: 1

    I have a 2 year old that has been on a computer about 6 months now ( and an 18 year old daughter that was the same way) The best thing I have found is old hardware. Spill proof keyboard and a wireless mouse and educational web sites most games dont hold their attention for that long (fwiw nickjr is pretty amazingly put together for kids of your child's age) Don't think that the 18 mo wont be able to use a mouse its amazing at how quick they pick up double click. click and drag, Etc FWIW let them start early the results will amaze you My eldest, at the age of 12 was coding java and comfortable with command line UNIX

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  48. My suggestion by whobutdrew · · Score: 1

    Perhaps not 100% what you are looking for, but it amuses my 2 year old:

    http://www.syntap.com/products_babysplat.htm

    No special input devices needed, as all of the buttons on the keyboard will create a random swatch of color along with one of several sound effects. Pretty basic. Just beware of installing on a laptop, my kid began to pick the keys off!

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  49. Re:TODDLER SHOULD NOT BE IN FRONT OF TV OR COMPUTE by Kooty-Sentinel · · Score: 1

    That wasn't the question wasn't it? Keep your opinions to yourself, and help the poor dad out.

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  50. Buy a sacrificial computer and rewire the mouse by viking80 · · Score: 1

    0. Buy a sacrificial computer. Keyboard and optical mouse can be $10 each.
    1. Take a mouse and wire all buttons so they all are "left buttons".
    2. Now open a browser to pbskids.org by default.
    3. Also set your desktop up to accept a single click to "open" icons on desktop
    4. And go from there

    Your toddler will first have fun for days on pbskids. Will discover the desktop after that. You can sprinkle it with some icons of interest.

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  51. Re:Keywhack.. (laptop not advised) by belphegore · · Score: 5, Funny

    WARNING

    If you leave this unattended...
    ...you may get this result.

  52. Notepad or some other text editor. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    Increase the font size a bit. Kids love typing and seeing the letters they press scroll across the screen. If you help them out a bit, they'll learn the letter names and sounds pretty young.

  53. Little Tikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saw one of these at our state fair and looked pretty cool. Pricey though.
    http://www.littletikes.com/toys/toys-detail.aspx?product_id=7520&CMP=CSE-GP-601491X1&utm_source=GoogleProductSearch&utm_medium=CSEs&utm_term=201-601491X1

  54. The obvious choice: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.adoption.org/adopt/putting-your-child-up-for-adoption.php

  55. Sesame Street First Steps by TheNumberSix · · Score: 1

    I bought this right here for my kiddo when he was around 14 months.

    It has different sections, based on what you want the kid to do. So for example, you can enter the "Keyboard" activities section, and the adult would drive the mouse and control the activity while the kid would be able to mash the keyboard and make things happen on the screen. To give you a taste of what it's like, imagine hearing the song "Twinkle, twinkle, little star" and each key press causes a star to appear on the screen.

    My kid loved it. And it's PC & Mac! (Sorry no Linux, I did spend five minutes trying to get it to work in WINE and gave up.)

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  56. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, this from someone who owns a Mac.

    Yawn! Isn't it past your bedtime Mr Ballmer? Surely you need all the sleep you can get if you want to keep up with your "copy Apple... badly" schedule?

  57. blockhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree on the block thing:

    "When children play with blocks, they are practicing mathematical skills. In selecting blocks of different sizes and shapes and comparing surface volumes and areas, for example, they are unwittingly using classification and seriation (Hirsch, 1996). Cleaning up involves math too: sorting identical and dissimilar shapes, and organizing by size (Henniger, 1987)."
    (from http://www.communityplaythings.com/resources/articles/blocks/blockessay.html)

    but in a year or two look at this:
    http://www.kiddix-computing.com

    I looked at it about two years ago but my kids were getting just out of range. Interface seemed good and they were thinking about a content subscription so you'd always get new interactive articles/activities. Don't know if that panned out or not.

  58. Baby Smash! by Pennidren · · Score: 1

    Baby Smash!
    It doesn't perform too well and it isn't exactly the most scintillating app in the word, but it prevents* your kiddo from deleting all your files with a random mash of the keys.

    * Sometimes, despite the claims of the author, smashing the keyboard will minimize the app, leaving your computer vulnerable to infant shenanigans. Does not happen very often, though.

  59. My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At 18 months, my son was still mostly doing blocks and whatnot, but by 2 or 2.5 I was amazed how quickly he picked up the control for the Wii. We got him a Diego platformer game that is very simple, yet had a relatively engaging story line and includes a number of Wii motion controls to move the character, and he did great. Total play time in the story was only about 3 hours, so he even got to "beat" the game before he lost interest. We only let him play occasionally. He also likes to type on my laptop, which I use as a spelling and phonics exercise. We fire up Keynote and make a slide with big text where I help him hunt-and-peck to spell names, favorite toys, etc.

    I've also found that any child over 2 seems to figure out how to unlock and operate an iPhone/iTouch in record time. A testament to UI design, I guess.

  60. Build it yourself by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 1

    A project for a computer science class of mine was to make an educational toy using a micro-controller and some sensors and then programming their controls and functions to display on the screen. The teacher had us use phidgets which is somewhat pricy($80 for the board and $5-10 for each sensor) but it's completely modular and only limited by what you can design. I wound up mounting mine in a plastic case and then form fitting rubber to it so that it would be water(and mess) proof because it was for kids. Doing it this way would allow you to custom-tailor the interface for your kid, modify any parts of it that he has issues with or add functionality if it's too simplistic.

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  61. iPad!! by __aaryvx6964 · · Score: 1

    Are you guys on crack? The iPad is like a gift from the gods for toddlers. It removes the abstraction of an input device entirely. They touch what they want to interact with. Check out the video of my 22 month old playing with an iPad: http://www.gonzoparents.com/2010/08/app-review-animal-hide-and-seek.html It's not spam, it's on topic!

  62. Toddlers and tv by buccobruce · · Score: 1

    I hate to be a negative nelly, however, the best input device for an 18 month old is none at all. Many studies have demonstrated increased rates of ADD and ADHD in infants exposed to television prior to the age of two. Speaking as a physician, my recommendation would be to turn off the television and computer, and either read to your child or involve your child in other play activities which do not involve electronics.

    1. Re:Toddlers and tv by zonky · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Read, read, read.

  63. Defective hardware might work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a child, I had an old electric calculator. It didn't work but I still enjoyed mashing the buttons. When my parents threw it out in the trash I was really sad.

  64. Re:create a livecd by Gerzel · · Score: 1

    Leisure Suit Larry and a Joystick.

  65. My toddler by roertel · · Score: 1

    I've found that a trackball works very well for my toddler's hands. The larger the ball and buttons, the better. I found that the ability to hold a mouse still while clicking buttons was frustrating for my son. Also, it was not intuitive for him to pick up the mouse when it got to the edge of the mouse pad. The concept of a trackball works very well for him. He's 3-1/2 now and knows how to log in to Windows (clicks his picture, no password), click on an icon on the desktop to play his games and close the game when he's done.

    Software:
    We've had good luck with the JumpStart series of games. We have three of them, starting with JumpStart Toddler, which is mostly button mashing, mouse clicking. The other two have games where a picture is obscured with bubbles, for example, and he has to roll the mouse over them to 'pop' them and display the picture. We also have some Edmark Software games, like Bailey's Book House which he's starting to get into more, and Millie's Math House, which he's starting to get into more with counting and basic addition/subtraction. The software is not very well coded -- it tends to crash a lot and the clickable area on certain objects are too specific for a toddler's hands (like clicking on the fishing pole), but the things that it teaches are very age appropriate and keeps my boy interested.

    Hardware:
    I have a built-in desk in a common area of the house. Under the cabinets, I have a laptop on a shelf with a LCD monitor bolted to the wall. I have a Logitech Trackman Marble and an old keyboard that is easily replaced for $15.

  66. the iPad should be "Fisher Price" by marcushnk · · Score: 1

    My 2yr old LOVES his ipad.
    And the rate of which I've seen him learn new skills with it then further refine those skills is amazing.

    There are heaps of good free and pay for games and learning tools for them.
    The thing is marketed wrong, it should be aimed at toddlers and preschoolers.

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    1. Re:the iPad should be "Fisher Price" by symbolset · · Score: 1

      The iPad is only a few months old. We'll be finding new uses for it for a long time. Now that the order backlog is done we should start to see enterprises, schools and whole nations ordering them in bulk for various purposes. I'm already seeing them as premiums with a new car purchase, door prizes, SWAG and so on.

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  67. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a G3 iBook that no one was using. I loaded this program that draws shapes, letters, and sounds whenever my year and a half granddaughter hits a key. She loves it. She especially loves it when I set her up at the table next to me while I'm working on my laptop.

  68. Software for learning the alphabet and keyboard by realsablewing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When my son was around 2 or so he was very interested in using the computer. There was a great piece of software, Mickey Mouse and the alphabet. While the program ran it locked out everything else and would only respond to letters of the alphabet being pressed. When a key was pressed, say A, Mickey would perform some action, say the letter and the word. For A, he would go to the refrigerator and get an apple to eat. When using the software my son learned his alphabet and had great fun having Mickey perform different actions. There are some older versions of the software still available, I also noticed some suggestions for other similar software.

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  69. PixelWhimsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of fun:

    http://www.pixelwhimsy.com/

    Windows-only though. It is built for keyboard mashing. From the same guy who made Eittris.

  70. got 2,600 around? by way2trivial · · Score: 1
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  71. TuxType, starfall.com for letters, reading by cps42 · · Score: 1

    I agree with the above posts that 18mo might be a little young for computer exposure, but between 3-5, as reading skills start building, using the per-letter TuxType can be a fun game occasionally, and will introduce the computer keyboard to your child. Also, many web apps are there on places like starfall.com, nickjr.com and pbskids.org that have good games for kids that involve reading, math, and comprehension skills I was surprised to find out that at my daughters Kindergarten last year, their "rediness" assessment was done on a PC. Because my daughter had been exposed to the computer mouse and keyboard earlier, she was able to handle the challenge with less help, and her scores were more accurate to her real skills. She now also uses the iphone with more skill than either my wife or I, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. ;-)

  72. WTF?? by dskoll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    18 months? Are you serious?

    Why my daughter was that age, I gave her an old PC keyboard that wasn't connected to anything else. She loved banging on it and pretending to work with Dad.

    Give your kids something simple that will make them use their imagination. You don't want to kill off appreciation of simple toys by the time they're 4.

    1. Re:WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between simple toys and toys that aren't the real thing. This life is about real things, and imagination is great and all, but giving a kid a keyboard that doesn't work may compromise his instinctual sense of causality. It's happened to most of us probably. A good toy is one that actually does what it advertises, and stimulates curiosity as well as imagination.

  73. Pixel Whimsy by ukemike · · Score: 1

    Chech out Pixel Whimsy

    http://www.pixelwhimsy.com/

    It's a sort of paint program but that's a poor description. Once you run it each key on the keyboard does something different. (you have to do something like crtl-q Q to quit). So your toddler can hammer on the keyboard and play with the mouse with zero chance of messing anything up. It's fun for kids and grownups. It unfortunately only runs on PCs.

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  74. Best I/O devices by dskoll · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The best devices I've found have been both input and output. To wit:

    • Crayons and colored pencils.
    • Modelling clay.
    • Paper.
    1. Re:Best I/O devices by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Modeling clay and paper I agreevare pretty good but for drawing you can't beat the iPad. It's easy and can offer a lot of options and you don't run out of paper, have to spend an hour finding stray crayons, figure out which marker wasn't actually a washable, etc.

      For clay that Moon Sand is great. It doesn't get yick neat as fast.

      Toy food, tents, swords, and such role playing props are always a big hit. My daughter especially likes anything she can do that imitates Mom or Dad. We got her some small pans, bowls, etc and the soft Ikea toy food and she will cook for us for hours and she enjoys her XO other than the fact it's hard to open. Not many fun games on it but she likes to just sit and type. Old remote controls and cell phones are prized too.

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    2. Re:Best I/O devices by dskoll · · Score: 1

      for drawing you can't beat the iPad

      Maybe, but I would never buy an Apple product..

      Also, drawing with actual crayons is a more sensual experience than drawing on a computer. You also can't fix "mistakes" as easily, so the drawings are more natural.

  75. bambam for linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    https://launchpad.net/bambam keyboard mashing game for babies for linux :)

  76. The latest Street Fighter would do by Superdarion · · Score: 1

    I've heard the button-smashing technique is a killer in fighting games. He could do what he loves while at the same time beat the crap out of you; that ought to give him some confidence too.

  77. Re:Keywhack.. (laptop not advised) by echucker · · Score: 1

    My wife thought it was cute when the kids (44 months and 8 months) were on opposites sides of the laptop screen pulling it in opposite directions. Then she got a physics lesson in torque, and I paid for $200 a non-warranty repair.

  78. learning opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't you work on teaching him discipline?

  79. DDR!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Setup a cheap DDR (dance dance revolution) system.

  80. Babymash and Baby Smash by scdeimos · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you're worried about your laptop keyboard (I would be) plug in an external one and then let him go crazy with this:
    • Baby smash!
      As babies smash on the keyboard, colored shapes, letters and numbers appear on the screen. Baby Smash will lock out the Windows Key, as well as Ctrl-Esc and Alt-Tab so your baby can't get out of the application. Pressing ALT-F4 will exit the application and Shift-Ctrl-Alt-O brings up the options dialog.
  81. MSI WindTop by srealm · · Score: 1

    Depending on your finances, I recently bought an MSI WindTop for my toddler (2) and special needs 5 year old.

    This is a touch screen all-in-one computer, and after seeing one setup in the local library, and how easily my 2 year old interacted with it without having mouse skills, it was a no-brainer.

    And having set the computer up in the kitchen (it has built in wifi), I can use it as a kitchen computer when I need it, and sit the kids in front of it when they want to use it. And from there you can just get any regular kids software, and they just touch the screen instead of use the mouse.

    If you want to take it one step further, try http://www.awe-net.com/ - they have fully pre-built WindTop PCs, loaded with a bunch of software for kids from 2 - 10, so it will be useful for years to come. This is what my local library has, and it's great.

  82. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For hardcore frustrated button smashing, I recommend HP-UX or AIX.

  83. The best device by r0b!n · · Score: 1

    A book and a parent to read to them.

  84. Starfall + a mouse by DingoTango · · Score: 1

    I second the above suggestion to use http://www.starfall.com/ and just hand over the mouse (but not the keyboard). Get a cheapo computer off of craigslist for this. By the time your kid is four you're going to have to drag him away from the computer and all of the games he'll then be able to find on his own. Seriously, the first word my 3-4 year old learned to type completely on his own was "games". Google is amazing when it comes to instant feedback and gratification. Now, almost five, he'll ask us how to spell "iron" and then type "ironman games" into google on his own. I don't know whether this is good or not. But if it's what you want, you're asking the right questions.

  85. Another kid . . . by twoDigitIq · · Score: 0

    The "toy" my toddler loves the most is another toddler. Socialize the heck out of them as early and often as possible so they don't end up like me (and probably like you.)

    That said, my kid has all the physical toys she wants and she plays with them all of the time. But she also loves her iPod touch. Not kidding. The little touch screen is perfect for her. She only plays with it about 10 minutes a day or so, but it fascinates her to no end for those minutes. I'm amazed at how well she can navigate the menus and whatnot (13 mos old.) She'll play with one app for a few minutes then go to the home screen and start another one up. Peekaboo Barn is her favorite.

    And this is coming from a die hard apple hater. I tried to find some good toddler apps for my android phone but there just weren't many good ones out there.

    But like everyone else is saying, the tech should be reserved for the times when she's sick of playing with you and with other kids and her physical toys. Don't promote the gadget addiction just because you think it's cute.

    1. Re:Another kid . . . by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      The "toy" my toddler loves the most is another toddler.

      So your kid is Azula?

  86. Minisebran by Dust+Puppy · · Score: 1

    My son started enjoying Minisebran at about that age. At first he would enjoyed mashing the buttons and seeing different shapes come up. At the age of about 2 he started being able to press the key corresponding to the letter on the screen. And later still as he got the hang of the mouse he enjoyed colouring and drawing (at which point we introduced him to TuxPaint and Poisson Rouge). We've never bought any special input devices for him though.

  87. Don't feel guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing wrong with setting limits. Don't feel guilty about telling the lil' tyke "no" once in a while. It might turn out handy in other contexts.

  88. Babytype by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    My toddler LOVES hammering on the keyboard running Baby Type:

    http://www.raize.com/cproducts/babytype/default.asp

  89. Re:TODDLER SHOULD NOT BE IN FRONT OF TV OR COMPUTE by twidarkling · · Score: 1

    He was trying to help the dad out. Just because it's not the kind of help he wanted doesn't mean it's not the kind of help he needs. If you're expressing a kid's age in months still, they sure as fuck shouldn't be on the computer.

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  90. Re:Easy by twidarkling · · Score: 1

    From the number of people recommending iPads, I'd say you're clearly fucked in the head, as it's Jobs who has cornered the retard market. Couldn't let anything like "intelligence" or "reality" get in the way of hatin' on MS... sorry, "M$," though could you?

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  91. Bash The Keys! by S77IM · · Score: 1
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  92. This is basically what I did by symbolset · · Score: 1

    This is basically what I did except that I left it with the basic log in, click icon experience. The keyboards and mice are going to die, weekly. Get over it. Go to the computer surplus store and buy them by the 24-pack and save yourself some stress. Headphones from the dollar store. I get the PCs at surplus too, and fix them up - you can get a 3Ghz P4 for $20 now on Ebay, and it's right as rain with a couple 1GB DIMMS. They get their own PC at two. At five I expect them to maintain it. By seven or eight, simple repairs like replacing a drive or video card should be in their skillset. The older kids don't have any trouble installing an OS or building out a home network while they're still in Middle School. Usually by High School we're comparing code.

    For the first few weeks or so the kids had to have help to log in and launch their websites and apps. They figured out how to do it because they didn't want to wait for mom & dad to get up on Saturday mornings. We didn't teach them how - they figured it out from watching and doing. My youngest daughter just turned four and she now navigates the web about as well as some experienced office workers I've known. Her reading skills are about par for a fourth grader. Not everybody is going to get these results - my kids are, well, precocious. They're also self-centered greedy little monsters with poor interpersonal skills - but I can live with that. They take after their dad.

    The ipod is, as no doubt has been mentioned above, also cool for the younger set if you must buy today. My six year old son played with it for five minutes, then summoned his mom so he could teach her how to use it. As I type this he's right next to me teaching his little sister how to browse YouTube. It's awesome to watch him figure out ways to work the thing that I don't know about - and I've had it for months. It took my daughter about five seconds to figure out how to roll back a video. She just said "I wish we had another one of those." I'll probably be buying tablets for Christmas. It's pretty much the same with everybody I show this iPad to. They get it intuitively and want it immediately. I wish I had a deal to sell the things - that would be easy money.

    Before anybody bashes me for being an Apple fanboi, I'm not. I don't have Apples at home. This thing is from work, and from my point of view the iPad is about work. Its real purpose is remote management of my servers and as a thin client for VDI demos with Citrix. I also use it to pull up reference docs, do slideshows, show network diagrams and web management interfaces and other stuff for work. That it does Hi-Def Netflix and streams videos over the network effortlessly is just bonus. We like it, but I'm probably holding out for Android tablets under my tree. I like the Samsung Galaxy Tab, but it's only available in the 3G version through mobile carriers and there's no way I'm splurging on the mobile contracts. That would be too much money. We don't need that anyway - all of our phones do Wi-fi tethering so we would have Internet on the go with a wi-fi tablet and don't need the extra bill. For some of us I'd like 10 inch displays and for some 7 inch, but I'm OK with widescreen for all. For gifts for the Fam, Webcam chat is a must-have but cellular contracts are a no-go. Any display pixel technology is ok if the rez is nice and high, but we're going capacitive multitouch rather than resistive touch on the screens - the responsiveness is more important than the resolution, and multitouch is awesome. If the right Android tablets don't come out in time at the right price point, well, I guess we'll have to settle for iPads but I won't be happy about it.

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  93. It's never too early for a RealDoll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Giggity giggity giggity... Alll riiight!

  94. Don't misunderestimate a toddler's desire to learn by whoop · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have a Nintendo DS each. My daughter wanted to play it from about six months old, just watching us play something. By perhaps 1.5, we got her a Crayola coloring game. She loved being able to scratch around the screen and wildly color the animals. It turns out she was closely watching us press Start, select a couple menu options, etc to change the picture all the time, and had those motions down pat quickly. No more crying, "I want the dinosaur now" and such. Now she is 4 and can maneuver just about any DS game, figure out what menu options do, etc., without being able to read a single word. It's funny how many very-young kid games require a lot of reading. Game makers are goofy that way. As annoying as Dora sounds, those games are pretty well built, telling the kid what to do rather than writing "Find the red circle."

    Also, she loved watching me play World of Warcraft. Just make up your own games, What animal is this, etc. She loved watching scenery, bunnies, castles, etc. Just before her 3rd birthday, I got up to go the bathroom to come back to her figuring out maneuvering in a 3-D world. Within 15 minutes she knew how to time holding left/right to turn where she wanted and go anywhere. Within a couple play sessions she knew Ironforge extensively, riding the Tram, finding all the staircases (who knows why, but she loves stairs...), falling long distances, etc. Once she got outside, she had a huge panic moment when a level 3 wolf attacked my level 80 character... Good times.

    Naturally, anything is fine in moderation.

  95. Keyboard Attachments by kraigory · · Score: 1

    There are several kiddie games that employ devices that you attach to your keyboard. I remember seeing a bob the builder one that had crane controls you clamped onto the keyboard. When the kid moves the crane controls, the device presses the proper keys on the keyboard underneath. I thought it was pretty ingenious. I know there are several games that use this system, but the only one I could find was Thomas & Friends.

  96. (Musical) Electonic Keyboard by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seconded. Especially a virtual analog synth that has friendly knobs which will immediately affect the sound being produced when tweaked.

    Or, you could go for a real analogue synth like the Korg Monotron, a tiny, simple true analog synth able to create all kinds of neat sounds.

    None of these things will have the bright screen to draw his eye, but they are far more intuitive and engaging for a young mind: pushing different keys and twisting different knobs will effect a definite and immediate change in the sound he hears, whereas pounding on the keyboard of a laptop will generally result in little onscreen action. Synth programming is real programming, too, without the complexity of dealing with language. This will foster his creativity more greatly than any other electronic device, especially if he plays with it as he begins to understand the structure of music.

    Korg Monotrons can be bought new for under $80. The only problems I foresee are that Dad might be having too much fun with it to let his son have a try, that adults have a low tolerance for atonal, high-pitched sounds, and that nobody wants their kid to be a starving artist when they grow up =)

    1. Re:(Musical) Electonic Keyboard by fractoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ...and that nobody wants their kid to be a starving artist when they grow up =)

      GOOD artists, the ones that started at 18 months, don't starve. :) It's only the ones who get to mid teens, think "gosh, this science stuff is hard", and decide that they're far too good for manual labour, who end up as starving artists, because the only part of "art" they can actually do is be condescendingly pretentious. :P

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    2. Re:(Musical) Electonic Keyboard by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My grandmother had an old Hammond C3 - later on, my great grandfather passed and one of the things that was left was a pair of old Yamaha synths. Similar to the DX7 but not those... I can't find them by image, so meh.

      I've turned into a hobbyist composer and musician. I especially love playing around trying to create my own patches.

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    3. Re:(Musical) Electonic Keyboard by GNious · · Score: 1

      For a computer-based experience with sounds and light, I'd recommend trying out Alpha Baby - my kids love it, and the 3-yr old seems to be practicing her numbers with it (she doesn't speak English very well, except for her numbers)

      Biggest issue so far is that it seems to be English-only :(
      (and the murder it does to my laptop keyboard)

    4. Re:(Musical) Electonic Keyboard by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes, I hadn't even considered an organ. A drawbar organ is a rare find--especially a Hammond, which I bet is tons of fun to play--but it is pretty easy to find full-size electromechanical organs for free, and some of them even work! Similar to a synth, many of them have rows of switches or stops that affect the tone, some effects like vibrato and percussion hits, and if you get lucky like I did, a bult-in rotary speaker. Others have built-in accompaniment that'd teach a young person rhythm.

      X, do you put your music online? I recently started uploading my songs to bandcamp. Anyone interested in chillout electronica should give 'em a listen.

    5. Re:(Musical) Electonic Keyboard by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      This doesn't deserve a flamebait mod. Someone didn't recognize the emoticon.

      Seriously, though, pretension will get you pretty far in the art world. I know a relatively successful artist, a painter, and I've seen him charm people from the scene. In private, he's fond of saying "there is no room for modesty in the arts," and he's admitted to spouting volumes of bullshit when asked about the meaning of his work. You're right that pretension alone won't work if it isn't backed up by good art, but pretension really can boost your reputation if your work is up to snuff.

    6. Re:(Musical) Electonic Keyboard by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I've not made anything worthwhile. I've got something getting there, but not yet.

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  97. old guy advice by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm in my 40s, and my son is rapidly approaching 3.

    Get him a pretend laptop - Something like this. (although maybe not in lurid pink.)

    Honestly though, keep him away from real computers. At that age, they basically amount to TVs with (mashable) buttons. The interaction is no more significant than you'd get with a Fisher Price toy, and they don't need to be glued to the computer (or TV) that early. The less time in front of a computer or TV, the better.

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  98. Buy him an ipad. by drolli · · Score: 1

    He will do as many useful things as other ipad users

  99. Toddler Keys by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

    Toddler Keys worked great for my kids. It locks down your machine (including CD ROM drives and power button) with a password which you can optionally display in one of the corners so adults don't have to remember what the password is. You then point it at a directory full of images and another directory of sounds. Every time a key is hit it displays a random image and plays a random sound. It's fun if you point it at family photos as you can see your toddler begin to recognize family and relatives.

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  100. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait till they are 5 - 6 before introducing them to a computer. In the meantime why not at least give them a chance and introduce them to the outside so they don't become a fat couch potato after only 18 months of life.

  101. music options by chaostaco · · Score: 1

    My 22 month old mostly plays with physical toys, but after seeing her love banging on a piano, I decided to let her play with my midi controllers (supervised, no liquids). I will load up a virtual synth, put on an arpeggiator sometimes so she can make more structured sounds, or put on a drum kit, and then she'll go wild on the keyboards/drumpads. You can find used midi gear dirt cheap, especially if a few keys are broken (toddler won't mind). She also has figured out the controls for VLC (video player) on her own. If you have gear that you don't mind breaking, you'll be amazed what they figure out so young. Just be sure to spend way more time outside than inside and they should be fine. She also likes to play with touchscreen drawing apps on my droid, but she has even dialed 911 by accident so I can't recommend it without constant supervision.

  102. Get him job as hardware tester by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Employ him to test hardware. You could apply for the job yourself, insist on telecommuting, and then let your son test the things instead. He'll find bugs nobody else would, and your electronic devices will be spared from things like oatmeal abuse.

  103. a nipple by Zecheus · · Score: 2, Funny

    on the bottle or on the mom. Kid will get lots of input.

  104. Should include ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... the DVD drive with the PB&J sandwich option.

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  105. 6 month old Iphone users by freemantoy · · Score: 1

    http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/144/a-is-for-app.html When the Singer sisters were just 6 months old, they already preferred cell phones to almost any other toy, recalls their mom, Fiona Aboud Singer: "They loved to push the buttons and see it light up." The girls knew most of the alphabet by 18 months and are now starting to read, partly thanks to an iPhone app called First Words, which lets them move tiles along the screen to spell c-o-w and d-o-g. They sing along with the Old MacDonald app too, where they can move a bug-eyed cartoon sheep or rooster inside a corral, and they borrow Mom's tablet computer and photo-editing software for a 21st-century version of finger painting. "They just don't have that barrier that technology is hard or that they can't figure it out," Singer says.

  106. balance by chaostaco · · Score: 1

    In response to those quoting studies recommending complete tech abstinence, I respect your goals and welcome your information. However, as with many things, while fools should abstain, some can use wisely. My 1 year old spends most of her time playing with peers, playing with toys, and acting silly. In small doses we count, write, play music, read, use laptops, stargaze, philosophize (yesterday she suggested that wild animals might move into barns if we offered them noodles), and I am constantly amazed at her. Her IQ is off the charts, she is already in age 3 classes, and while we can debate whether technology helped or hindered, my deep opinion is that everything I expose her to increases her sense of wonder, and that is what is giving her this wonderful momentum. If you just shove a computer in a kid's face and walk away, you're likely doing it wrong.

  107. Give it time by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1
    18 months is way too early for introducing tech in my opinion. If you have any old non-functioning keyboards, mice etc. around let the kid bang away on them, but don't bother with trying to introduce the kid to an interactive computing experience.

    My impression of some of the pretend computers they sell at places like Toys'r'Expensive is that they are very limited (even to the kids - Fisher Price et al make this crap for dumb kids) and really not the great educational aids they claim to be.

    If my older son is average in terms of being ready for doing stuff on a computer - I suggest that about age 3- 4 is a good time to let the kids have a go at a real hand-me-down computer. One you don't care about too much.

    My 2-3/4 years of age boy is happily enjoying his toy animals and acting out parts of his favourite films - Madagascar / Ice Age etc. Under 3-1/2 is a time for learning how to interact with people (anthropomorphic animals seem to have been great for helping with that for centuries!) and getting to know the world.

    All kids are different. My two are radically different. The older one has always been really gentle and careful and almost all of his toys are undamaged. The younger one is a lovely little monster and stuff just gets broken due to his rambunctious enthusiasm, manic energy and superhuman strength (and perhaps dad not living in the same house(?). Causes quite a bit of trouble of course. By saying that I'm suggesting that I could be completely wrong and your 18 month old may be ready to start living in the basement! Just don't introduce him to Cheetos and Mountain Dew until much later. Mkay? Just my two and sixpence guv.

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  108. Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man a lot of know it alls on here. I like the guy's keywack advice, thinking about that myself. Funny thing about kids, with supervision they is quite a bit they can handle at that age. Some of you underestimate your kids. My 19 month son gets a few minutes occasionally on sesame street's website with careful supervision. This is on our $3000 computer. He started by using a midi controller hooked to the computer to make sounds. Now he's into the mouse, and as long as I stay on top of things he does well.

  109. Movement and flashing lights by qwerty8ytrewq · · Score: 1

    It sounds like you want to engage your kid with something universally appealling - colour and movement -
    Any tuff tech would do... an old portable phone, a torch, an LED bike light. If you are really keen you could make a box with some on/off switches and some lights that go on and off.
    Remember, this is mostly about you, and your child is responding you what you are giving attention to (your laptop) and if you give attention to other stuff they will follow that too.
    Don't be embarrased to admit child raising is (partly) selfish activity.

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  110. Rusty Russell's Wimote hack by Curl+E · · Score: 1

    Rusty gave a talk titled FOSS Fun With A Wiimote at Linux.Conf.Au in Wellington at the beginning of the year.

    Videos at http://2009.r2.co.nz/20100118/50062.htm

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  111. Old laptop with text editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a child sees their parents on laptops a fair bit then they're naturally going to want to have a go too. My son is three now, but has been occasionally playing with a computer since he was 18 months or so. I set him up with a text editor and let him bang away. At first keys would occasionally be removed (hence old laptop) but recently that hasn't been a problem. One of his favorite games is to type in a string of letters, move the cursor to the front of them, press the space bar, and watch them move along the screen pretending they're a train. I've been saving all the text files as well just for posterities sake.

  112. Siftables - Smart Blocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is probably what you have in mind, and what you should keep your eye out for. I do not believe they are in mass production yet, but they are the only thing I know of coming that is likely the exactly type of thing you want to give children as their first technological toys.

    http://www.ted.org/talks/david_merrill_demos_siftables_the_smart_blocks.html

    http://sifteo.com/

  113. Let them mash... by oljanx · · Score: 1

    We tried a variety of kid-friendly gaming/computing toys with both of our children. Basically, at 18 months, if it wasn't something they've seen mommy and daddy use, it wasn't interesting. I suggest an old laptop. Attempt to teach them how to use it properly, but understand that they'll probably just mash the hell out of it at first. By the time they're 3 years old they'll be little computer wizards, trust me. My three year old daughter can navigate her gaming websites (Nick Jr. and PBS Kids) just fine. My five year old son, now in Kindergarten, can sound out words and type them on the keyboard better than he can write them by hand (I'm still not sure if this is a good or bad thing).

  114. What? 243 comments, and nobody... by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

    ...suggested Predator drone pilot?

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  115. Excellent advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had twins. As toddlers I gave one vi and the other emacs.

  116. iPod or iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 27 month old has been using an iPhone (supervised of course) since he was around 14 months old. We did make sure that the radio was off out of paranoia. It was hilarious watching him try to use the unlock slider, but he eventually got it.

    He also took quite a shine to the iPad. At any rate, there are some great learning apps for toddlers available. I would name some, but they were on my wife's phone, which was hit by a car earlier today.

  117. Anything with a touch screen works. by ngmcs8203 · · Score: 1

    Our 2 yr old has been using our iphone and ipods since he was about 13 months old. At first it was just the slide and opening of applications. Within weeks though he knew how to open apps and close them with the home button, slide between panels. A few months later he was opening his kids aged apps and playing them. Nothing to write home about, but he liked the colors and sounds. Now that I have a touch screen laptop, I've had to create his own user account (which he knows how to access), and he uses the touch paint application that comes with it. He's also gotten to the point where he knows how to plug in the power chord to the side of the laptop just in case the battery starts dying. He also knows how to turn on the TV and access his kid shows on demand. Kind of scary. :P

  118. Baby Smash - awesome .NET program for Babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.babysmash.com/

    Have to check this out!

  119. Learn discipline now by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    "I sort of hate having to tell him 'no'"
     
    Learning when to say 'no', and actually doing so, is a very important parenting skill. If you can't say it, you shouldn't be a parent.

  120. Kinda off-topic by yanyan · · Score: 1

    Kinda off-topic, but i think exposing him to classical music on a daily basis will do more wonders for his developing intelligence.

  121. Doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids don't give a poo about this stuff. They want blocks, books and crayons. Put away the electronics and give them some time to develop these basic skills. Let them use their imagination before it gets sucked away. I got some legos for my 2 year old, her favorite toy thus far.

  122. There's an app for that! by Funnyfant · · Score: 1

    www.winzki.de (multi-language) My kids love these apps, and they are a real live-saver when you're not at home and your kids get bored. These apps are specifically made for small children, because when they hold the iPhone or iPod touch with one hand on the display, the apps still work. Most other apps for kids don't, which results in a big pile of frustration. You just can't tell a kid how to hold the thing 'right'.

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  123. Not "The" Device but "Your" Device by malus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real issue here is whose device the kid wants to play with. He doesn't want to play with *his* fisher-price (or other) Toy, he wants to play with *your* laptop, because he sees *you* using your laptop. The kid wants attention, not the toy. Put the laptop (or whatever) away, and get him involved with something you can both do together.

    Having two boys, ages 2 and 4, I know that they do not want their daddy to pay attention to his toys, rather, they want daddy to pay attention to *them*.

    1. Re:Not "The" Device but "Your" Device by Gitesh · · Score: 1

      I have a 2 and 5 year old and this is true in my experience too. They just want to spend time with you. My two year old boy will sometimes put on my shoes and pretend to be "daddy", he will also imitate other acitivites I do like reading and using the computer. It's how kids learn. However there are plenty of studies that show heavy computer use by kids under the age of 7 can be damaging to development in other areas as the child become reliant on the technology. Think about how well your basic maths would be if you were allowed to use calculators from the age of two. You woulnd't be able to perform basic arithmatic!

    2. Re:Not "The" Device but "Your" Device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this were a "license to have children" test, you would be the only one to have provided the correct answer thus far.

  124. Ipad by lostinmadnez · · Score: 1

    Get an Ipad!

  125. Learn to say 'NO' by Rumagent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Learn to say no right now. It will be better for both you and you son.

  126. Get the Kid something OLD by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Like a TI-99/4A. That was my first machine that I can remember. Sturdy and near bulletproof.

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  127. v-tech v.smile by GarretSidzaka · · Score: 1

    try the v-tech v.smile baby learning system. i have it and you can buy little cartridge games for it

  128. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be extremely poor. To some people $600 is not too much to risk losing.

  129. Just get him a computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got my first computer for my second birthday. At the time, sound cards were the shit, and new SoundBlasters came with this demo software of a brightly colored parrot who would repeat anything you say with a parrot voice. It also came with a free copy of Lemmings, which became my favorite game as soon as I could actually play it.

    Anyway, my point is that you're never too young for an actual computer, especially considering how cheap the can be these day.

  130. To cheap to be a parent? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    My 26 month old has been using an iTouch since she was 6 months old and an iPad since April. She carries them around without problem. The worst she's done was peel off the screen protector on the iPad. Both devices have survived with no damage at all. I can't say the same for the $100+ kid tough portable DVD player from Fischer Price. THAT was a piece of junk from the start and minor bumps give it problems.

    Have you even priced kids toys? A doll can easily be $50. A decent Lego set can easily reach hundreds of dollars. One of the Leap Pad type machines is $50+ and the games are $10 - $20 each and aren't as kid friendly and the games aren't as good as the $5 iOS games. And none of them can store days worth of Dora the Explorer, Kai-Lan, etc in an easy to browse video library.

    Certainly an iPad is cheaper and tougher than ANY other decent computing device. What laptop is essentially entirely a solid state device? Haven't seen any of them nearly as easy or fun to use either.

    What is your time and money for if not to spend with your children helping them learn and enjoy life?

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  131. classic/music games + keyb/instrments for toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some software for babies and a kick-proof keyboard could do the trick? add a 200$ pc and some screen.

    arkanoid-like may be funny. pong-like. puzzle-bubble. and music? wow a toddle version of frets on fire could ...rock.

    for the keyboard
    http://www1.shopping.com/-toddler+computer+keyboard

    for the guitar i did not find anything but if it exists you should have success asking 6 persons.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation
    hey i'm 80% serious.

    when he master his feet you can buy a steering wheel and pedals and play grand turismo tests. believe this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBUC3ets5g
    when he starts counter-steerings i crazy go nuts.

  132. Let him have a wooden copy for a good few years. by crowne · · Score: 1

    As a professional programmer, I naturally have a keen affinity for various computer models including those that we put in our pockets.
    However as a father of two, I firmly believe that computerised or televised entertainment is harmful to childrens development, and must be restricted as much as possible during formative years.
    Its much too easy leave it to barney the baby-sitter to entertain the children.
    I have seen how children get mesmerised my the screens and stop interacting with the rest of their under-developed senses.
    So for now let him copy your behavior with preferably a wooden non-toxic imitation.
    Let him develop the skills and senses that you can now take for granted.
    At 18 months he's barely mastered the tactile sense, and should be experimenting with surfaces of different textures, especially with his mouth.
    In years to come when the basic skills and senses are developed, he can start attaining specialised computer skills if so desired.
    Baby-hacker might be a cute idea, but seeing as so many adult hackers have imbalanced development, typically below average in either social or physical development, try to lead the kid towards a balanced development.

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  133. Both my kids excelled with trackball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the basic logitech trackman, both my kids were able to navigate youtube and kids web sites by 2 years old. Yesterday I saw my son (he's 2 and a half now) doing a drag and drop with same device. Blows my mind. =)

  134. DIfferent direction suggested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is generally not suggested that children under 2 to have any time in front of computer or television screens. Having something that takes their interest away from the natural world is counter productive and can be detrimental to their development. They need time out in the real world, with pots and spoons, boxes and shovels. Neither gross or fine motor skills are significantly acquired by allowing your child to interact through buttons. I'm sure it's important for all children, at an appropriate age, to become familiar with the technology around them, but If you ever want to raise a ninja, the best thing you can do is give him pots and spoons (gross motor skills), crayons (fine motor skills), action figures/dolls (symbolic play, the beginning of symbolic/abstract thinking), encouragement by parent(s) and room to allow their imaginations to roam!

  135. Wrong toy at the wrong time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your child needs to be playing in ways that encourage motor development, primarily. This means typical toys moreso than electronics. Please don't teach your child to park themselves in front of a screen before the age of 2. Early exposure is fine, but that's more like the age of 5.

  136. Comfy by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    Around here Comfy is pretty popular.
    Alternatively you can always lock your child in a room with a computer until they learn to use the CLI.

  137. 18 months? Get a Wii by Crock23A · · Score: 1

    Yes, a nintendo Wii with a nice jacketed Wii remote should solve your problems. Dozens of engaging games as well as educational ones. Heck, the game that comes with the system, Wii Sports, has fun even for a toddler. I never saw a happier kid than one playing Wii Boxing and beating an adult.

  138. Get him a potty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All kids should have such an input device. If you don't have one you should be reported to social services.

  139. Hammers by bgspence · · Score: 1

    The most age appropriate devices for kids to use with computers and TVs are probably a nice set of hammers to smash and bang the things. They really are as detrimental to early mental development as anything known. Hammers are much better for them. You probably don't want to try to give them a head start with sharp knives or loaded guns, either. Read up a bit abut child development before you have one. Winging it with what seems right is often just the opposite of what is most 'age appropriate'.

  140. QIMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QIMO (http://www.qimo4kids.com/) is a great operating system you can throw on an old PC. My son absolutely loves to play the various learning games as well as draw with the built in paint program. I love it since I can sit with him and guide him through the activities (plus the geek in me feels somewhat righteous about exposing my son to Linux at an early age).

    I agree with some of the other posters on limiting exposure to TV, DVDs, and the like for young children. Studies have shown that young children do not retain much, if any, of the language or other skills presented to children in videos. The PC differs in that it requires the child to engage with the device to operate it and thus limits some of the passive learning problems associated with videos, and it also assists with developing fine motor skills through use of the mouse and keyboard.

    Ultimately, while the PC is no substitute for your love and attention, I think it is a great supplement to other activities that also engage the child's creativity and curiosity and allow the parent to be an active participant in the child's development.

  141. Re:iPad (any touch iThing) by cyberrodent · · Score: 1

    As others have stated, we've found iPhone/iPad to be one of the kids (one is now 18 months and the other almost 3 year) favorite things to play with - from about 14 months or so they were able to unlock it and find their favorite apps or videos. We load it up with Sesame Street videos and some toddler games. They also love to look at photos and movies of themselves and the family. They also like drawing apps, music apps (Piano, Bloom, etc) The older one likes matching games - its helped them learn shapes, color, animals and animal sounds and now letters and words. The older one knows how to find videos on YouTube and Netflix already. (sigh)

    Its saved us from numerous meltdowns when waiting in long lines or on long car rides. They also have to share it with each other.

    A downside is that when the little one sees ANYTHING that resembles and icon, she taps on it as if it were an iThing -- she's done this on cereal boxes, books, TV screens etc.

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  142. Buy the most expensive computer by vorlich · · Score: 1

    you can afford, go for size over spec. You don't need a keyboard, mouse, monitor or other accessories. When you get it home take it out of the box, check the box for plastic or styrofoam and dispose of this safely. Then give the empty box to the child. Disposal of the big, expensive computer is at the user's discretion.
    Breakfast cereal cartons are better and bigger.

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  143. ARCADE PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the maximum pc magazine ran a "57 projects" edition for spring 2010 and they linked pages to create a 4 player arcade unit with misc pc parts inside. they suggested installing MAME(game emulator) and MaLa(rom organizer), then install whatever games you can find. here's the link-
    http://www.maximumpc.com/article/features/how_build_kickass_mame_arcade_rig_old_pc_pics

    you can buy the cabinet/monitor/glass here-
    www.arcadeshop.com
    joysticks/keyboard encoder/videocard/wiring kit here-
    www.ultimarc.com
    buttons here-
    happcontrols.com

    i'm guessing you're worried your kid will pull the keys off the laptop keyboard as a choking hazard possibly? these panels seem pretty child proof but you'd have to test, and you could load more than just games if you wanted since it's just a pc.hope this helps!

  144. Large trackball, free Flash stories/games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what I recommend:
          * Desktop-style computer, not a laptop.
          * A "kid" keyboard with fewer keys and no repeater for under $20. Slashdot non-parents would tell you to hack one yourself, but they have a lot more time on their hands than the parent of an 18-month-old.
          * Large trackball
          * Printer with the cheapest color ink you can find, because you'll be asked to print page after page of squiggles.
          * Simple flash games with no dragging, just clicking. Nick Jr. has lots of them, free. Sample apps include:
                        - stories (click to turn the page, mouseover to get a character animation)
                        - guessing games
                        - catch/shoot the object (put squirrel under falling acorn, aim the hose at the flower, etc)

    For software, our children's favorite was JumpStart Toddler - an order of magnitude above its competition at the time.

  145. Re:Keywhack.. (laptop not advised) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the way most linebackers handle things.

  146. iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best input device for a toddler is a touch device. They just skip right over the mental leaps about mice, touchpads, etc, and touch the things they want. There are some fun PBS apps and one I like called Toddler Teasers Quizzing.

  147. TuxPaint + a slow mouse by yeggman · · Score: 1

    I let my kids play with TuxPaint, a free paint app that is geared for kids. It doesn't require a keyboard so I put that out of reach. I also have a gamming optical mouse that let's you change the speed of the mouse with a small button on the mouse. I turn the mouse speed way down before I hand it over to them. Might need to wait until he/she's a little older.

  148. Same as for bosses -- Etch-a-Sketch ! by redelm · · Score: 1

    OK, in a slightly less comical vein, the first thing toddlers need to learn is cause & effect. Just moving a mouse pointer on a screen of fish is a good start.

    Stay away from MS-Windoze, it is not predictable enough (except a BSoD will happen) :)

  149. Oblig. questions by damn_registrars · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Heheh, I set up an account for my daughter in the UID 700k range. She's 4 now...

    What makes you think that she will want it by the time she's old enough to make use of it?

    And what makes you think slashdot will still be relevant (or even existent) at that time?

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    1. Re:Oblig. questions by grub · · Score: 1

      1- I don't.
      2- I don't.

      Either way, it was just thinking ahead, like her college fund she may never want to use.

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    2. Re:Oblig. questions by damn_registrars · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Either way, it was just thinking ahead, like her college fund she may never want to use.

      Fair enough, but the college fund will at least have some value over time (assuming of course it starts with at least some money in it).

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  150. No No No! by business_kid · · Score: 1

    It's not an electronic whatsit he wants to play with, it's you! There is not a substitute for a person teaching him and loving him at that age. As for toys, the simple things work best. I was given 2 x $60 'activity sets' on the birth of my first. I put him down with them one night, and watched him crawl past them as if they didn't exist to an old wine bottle, which he played with for 2 hours.. Biggest reaction is in having a human talk to him.

  151. Fun with sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Around that age I plugged in a microphone, and installed gtkguitune. My son loved screaming into the mic and banging on our cheap casio keyboard and watching the waveforms. I know it's not quite what you're asking for, but it was good for a few (for me and him) afternoons of fun together experimenting with different things that make sound and seeing what they looked like.

    Oscilloscopes, screensavers with beat detection like milkdrop, etc, seem like they'd be also fun to try, but I never really got around to it.

  152. Re:iPad is (NOT) a great device for kids by jvin248 · · Score: 1



    Skip the iAnything devices. Kids are rough and inquisitive. That's how we all learn at that age. Plan for it.

    What you want to do is scour your basement/closets and ask friends/neighbors if anyone has a 5-10 year old pc they didn't know what to do with it. Or garage sale or craigslist for something under $35-$50. No computer will be durable enough for the 1.5 - 6 year olds, you want a low cost replacement program.

    Either install a fresh copy of Windows (Reader Rabbit CDs are good on Windows) or get Linux (Qimo or Edubuntu are good - as they include Gcompris and tux games) and install that. I find Linux will be easier to install than Windows, fewer special drivers to track down.

    Even 'supervised play' will find you get a momentary phone call you have to take, or the UPS/Fedex guy shows up for a signature, and soon that kid is drawing with pens/markers on the computer, bashing it, popping something off it, dropping it, putting stickers on it, etc.

    With Linux you will have a better time of using the latest web sites (disney, nicjr, etc) that can have some educational content. Older Windows will have older browsers that can't get all the web content ('I can't play Dora') yet be susceptible to virus problems; newer 'Windows 7' will require a machine with parts less than 2-3 years old that get expensive to acquire and replace.

    Definitely worthwhile to get the kids on the computers. Yes there are games, but they begin to recognize letters and words they need to navigate around the software.

  153. A small game for toddlers by t-er-eyma · · Score: 1

    Hi, Being myself a geek parent with some education background (grad in Social Sciences), I wrote a software that my toddler (now almost 2yo) got fascinated with. Basically, it doesn't require any coordinated input but instead give audiovisual response to any keyboard or mouse interaction. My kid can stand in the computer for around 20 minutes, which, something those with a toddler at home knows, is a very good time frame. It is free software and is hosted at my github account (you just need the latest SDL perl module installed for it to work).

  154. Laptop Mouse by Ollabelle · · Score: 1

    They're great for little hands.

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  155. Actually Answering the Question? by Xaroth · · Score: 1

    I think my favorite thing about asking parenting questions on the internet is the number of "holier than thou" answers you'll get in response. Actually, scratch that - if you ask a straightforward, scope-limited parenting question specific to your needs and situation anywhere in the world and you'll get an answer that basically boils down to "you're doing it wrong." It's all part of the experience, so I've learned to chuckle at the cognitive disconnect that comes from asking about the right age to introduce popcorn and getting a lecture on the best way to wring out dirty rags in return.

    Anyway, to actually answer your question, I believe you're looking for this:
        http://www.amazon.com/Crayola-Keyboard-Mouse-Pad-Bundle/dp/B001KVNRXU

    As for software, I've found that creating a password-protected guest account on the machine with a limited number of pre-screened options to be best. Individual hyperlinks to YouTube videos on subjects your child enjoys (for us, it's Pocoyo videos, parrots, and babies laughing) on the desktop largely do the trick, along with links to kid-friendly sites ( http://pbskids.org/ , http://www.nickjr.com/kids-games/ being two examples, depending on your tolerance for advertising ). Others have mentioned games like minesweeper, solitaire (even if they don't grasp the actual game itself), or even Portal. These are all good choices. I'm sure you'll know of some more options based on what your child enjoys.

    Best of luck!

  156. Is this in the best interest of the child? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a very tricky question. I think the real major question is: is it in the best interest of the child to get such a device?

    Sure kids (even 30+ year old kids!) consider computers and electronic games great fun, but it comes at a price. A child needs to sit around and play and sometimes run around. Young children tend to switch quite a lot because their attention span and body can't handle doing the same for extended periods of time. Electronic entertainment starts over every time they return which means they will not leave it. (cleaning up the room for toys whenever they leave it causes the same issue btw!)

    Personally I got my first computer at the age of 5. Sure I didn't use it every day because it was connected to the TV in the living room (typical 80'ties solution... monitors were poor and expensive). However I did watch that screen for hours at a time once in a while and today I suffer from a lazy eye, which gives me a headache every time I read. My thoughts here are: I had fun at the time. Today I wonder if I sacrificed my adult life quality with headaches because I liked to play games back then? It's impossible to say either way for sure.

    I have seen modern kids with a Wii controller. They are jumping around at a rate, which I find disturbing. They do not rest while playing and if you tell them to take a break, they refuse and starts crying if it is inforced anyway. Clearly this isn't in the interest of the child to get conflicts with their parents, nor is it in the interest of the parents. Still it's my impression that it's quite common.

    I witnessed another clear example of the issue regarding what a child wants/does vs what is best for a child. A boy aged 3 wants to watch a DVD so he goes to pick up the one he wants to watch, takes it out and gives the DVD to the nearest parent. One time he manages to scratch his favorite and it fails to play. The boy was unaware that this could happen and now he is told it's his own fault but all he sees is "I'm not allowed to watch my favorite ever again". As an adult people should know this could happen and act on it. It doesn't matter to the child if they bring the DVD or the DVD in the cover, but it does matter if it breaks or not. Here it would be the job of the parent to tell the kid how to act (not take the DVD out) because the parent knows it's better in the long run even if the reason could be unexplainable to the kid.

    To answer the original question short: sure you may find something suiting your request, but is it the child or you, who prefers it? and is it in the best interest of the child?

    As for which input device. Kids copies grownups and they prefer to copy their tool usage too. I learned that a normal keyboard seemed to be quite interesting. Sadly this happened while I had left my computer for a moment and all the inputs ended up in a serious software development chat, which had gone off topic because people wondered if I were feeling ill and needed help. They were about to call me to make sure when I returned.

  157. Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All that baby Einstein-esque crap has been proven to be nothing but trouble "

    Another fact that people seem to forget about Einstein... He did not achieve any degree of greatness until he was well into adulthood. He certainly had an average childhood.

  158. video game by danielpauldavis · · Score: 0

    We once babysat a kid little older than that when I had Epic Games' "Tyrian" on my computer, and "mash the keys" is what he loved to do, so I let him use the arrow keys to "fly" the craft, and then fire the plasma weapon. Simple mind, simple pleasure.

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  159. astronomical nightmares by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    I've learned to read at 3-4. Pitfalls? At 5ish when I could read well enough, one thing I stumbled upon was a popular science magazine for 12-15 year olds that included an article about the evolution and future of the Solar System, that ends with Earth and other planets as frozen dead rocks.

    I had nightmares about this for a couple of years. "We're all doomed!". Freaking astronomy...!

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    1. Re:astronomical nightmares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's not just a teen popular science magazine.

      I was not quite the reader at such a young age but I was interested in science from early on. So, don't get me started on doomsday astronomy. My mother had to talk me out of my fears of an asteroid hitting the earth.

      Really, I couldn't sleep.

      Freakin' Charlie Brown's Encyclopedia of Science! :)

  160. Big Track by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Microsoft used to make the EasyBall, which was a giant trackball for small kids. But the button design was poor. The current successor is the Big Track. The button design is somewhat better but still not wonderful.

  161. Joystick and a flight simulator by dshk · · Score: 1

    When my son started to talk, we played IL-2 Sturmovik, a flight simulator switched into external above-behind view, and a joystick. First he learned to use some keyboard keys, like gears and flaps up/down and motor ignition. Eventually he progressed to doing take off alone, etc. We played half an hour each day for a few months. He cried when he crashed the plane first time. I don't remember how this started, maybe he saw me when I played the game and he was interested in it.

  162. JumpStart Baby! by Jeremy+Kister · · Score: 1

    all my kids loved jumpstart baby/preschool/kindergarten/1st/etc. jumpstart baby is a simple as it gets. there's this little bear and the kid can make him do things by clicking [virtually] any keyboard or mouse button. so the bear will be like "can you help me put on my shoes" and any action works and the bear is like "wow thanks so much". http://www.amazon.com/Vivendi-Universal-3549-JumpStart-Baby/dp/B000028F4I

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  163. Enough from the luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to those who actually answered the question. I have a similar situation and needed something to let my toddler have fun on my laptop without having to grab her hands everytime she accidentally tried to change the settings or delete something. She really likes the baby smash game so far.

    By the way, can someone tell me how to only show the "Informative" comments and filter out all the hysterical luddite responses marked as "Insightful" and "Interesting"?

  164. YOUZA BABY GONNA DIE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know nuttin about no babies, cuz I don't have none myself, but I just know that if you let your toddler near one of them infernal computing devices that they gonna end up retarded, autistic, and impotent. You be best to give your kids traditional toys like wooden blocks and chicken bones and set them to play in the backyard with the dogs. God bless.

  165. ClickStart Leapfrog by Kvasio · · Score: 1

    You could buy 2nd hand console for ~10-30 USD, on a good deal you could get a few games in that price.

  166. Let them toddle! by turgid · · Score: 1

    Toddlers should be doing toddler things, not playing with computers. They should be discovering the world and learning to communicate and having fun.

  167. Music by lemmis_86 · · Score: 1

    Give him some music equipment, or something that stimulates creativity and imagination. I have an 8 months old how currently loves to bang the piano (not sure that the neighbors enjoy it though). I remember when I was little, a Casio keyboard was the best toy I had (even though I for some reason removed all keys). But keep the toys simple, absolutely no TV screens or whatever. As little electronics as possible. Give him a Xylophone or, as someone suggested, a cardboard box.

  168. Ergonomic input devices from the start! by Misagon · · Score: 1

    I agree with people here that you should not place your kid in front of a computer or a TV too much at an early age. It is more important to play with physical items and interact with real people. With a physical item, the imagination has free range to run wild -- as it should. Free play and imagination is how kids explore -- and thus learn -- how the world works. With a ready-made story, such as in a computer game, educational computer program or TV show, the freedom is limited to what the author intended. Not that a story could not provide a doseof inspiration for the kid's own imagination, of course.

    However... Once you do introduce computers to them, I suggest that you give them user interfaces that were designed with ergonomics in mind: slanted (or even vertical) mice, slanted/curved keyboards, etc. That way, they will get used to these devices first and it is likely that they may tend to prefer them in the future over cheaper "classic" mice and keyboards. I believe that this could help them in the long term, preventing them from developing RSI or Carpal Tunnel problems later in life.

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  169. Tux Paing by Peterhd · · Score: 1

    An excellent piece of software for kids is Tux Paint. Better than that other Paint program IMHO :)Can be found here: http://www.tuxpaint.org/

  170. CRT can take the hits but fucks up vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CRTs have many problems, they aren't sharp enough and tiring on the eyes due to constant need to focus. Most have poor convergence (all three colors don't converge into the same exact point). Not to mention the horrible refresh rates they're driven at. You may not be able to see 60Hz but your children will and who knows what their developing vision will do to cope with it.

    1. Re:CRT can take the hits but fucks up vision by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      OH, I see 60Hz, it drives me crazy! It's 75Hz or 85Hz if possible. If not, the monitor gets tossed.

      Interestingly, I did work at a CRT repair facility many years ago. My job was to test for convergence and clean the crt's RGB connecters with a cool electro-shock device (best degausser device) before we sent it out the door. I have fun adjusting a monitor to its optimum levels.

  171. Crayola keyboard, Sesame street software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't worry about software so much, you really need anything that keeps the kid from exiting out into the OS. With my daughter, at a year old, we got some sesame street software that was either mouse or keyboard driven (you pick one and the adult can exit using the other), so she could just bang away.

    My dad picked up a Crayola keyboard that has big buttons and we plug that into our mac book and launch the software. She's just turning two, and is curious about my mouse, so I'll introduce that soon, but it's really just for the sake of not having her destroy my mac book!

  172. A coloring book. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Get the kid a coloring book and some crayons, for crap's sake.

    The last thing you want him to do is toss computing aside and forget about it until he's 48 and wishing he was young again.

  173. software and input device for todlers by HockeyGuy · · Score: 0

    pampers and a botbot

  174. Some notes from my experience by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    I second the crayola keyboard/mouse combo. The large keys are good for little hunt-and-pecking. And I think the color coding of letters/numbers/control keys is useful as well. And the mouse is smaller than normal as well, which works well for small hands. There's a few other things I'd look into doing as well. Until recently (my daughter is now 4), I had the right mouse button mapped to be a left click so that no matter what she pressed she got a click action instead of pop-up menus she couldn't read and didn't understand where they came from. Finally, there's the desktop environment itself. I set her up with an old laptop (well, core duo) I had with Windows on it. I looked at the Linux based kids environments and just didn't see anything I really dug...plus most of the kids software you may decide to buy (my daughter likes the Diego games) is usually windows based. However, I didn't really want to give her the full windows interface, so I installed a kids desktop environment on top of it. I ended up getting Magic Desktop from Easybits. I'm not totally satisfied with what I got, but I've continued to look and have yet to see something I think is better. The pluses-you can add any program you want to the desktop, or remove ones there. The browser is opt-in only--the admin has to pick what sites are available, anything else won't load (not even embedded content); nor is there an address bar unless you type in the admin password. And the icons are big, it comes with a number of both (mildly) entertaining games as well as educational games. You can set it to start up on log in, so it will keep your kid from exploring Window's seamier side for a number of years until they get more savvy. The downside? It's a finicky piece of software which can sometimes fail to start up cleanly; and although it in theory lets you exit to windows and then restart it, I have almost never had that work properly, I have to log out and back in before it starts properly again. Plus, it hasn't been updated in a good while. I keep hoping someone else will come out with something better (seriously, can it be that difficult?) but thus far no joy.