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  1. Re:I lost faith in snoozerdss on Netscape 6.2 · · Score: 1

    I agree, if you can't figure out the difference between then and than, or between to, two, and too, you should be butt-raped by a waterbuffalo.

  2. Non-IE actually WANT to visit MSN? on MSN Blocks Mozilla, Other Browsers [updated] · · Score: 1

    Uh... does anyone who actually wants to go to msn.com even know that there is anything other than IE?
    FYI, my NS4.7x works, Opera doesn't, even with id set to IE5. Go figure.

  3. Services? What Services? on Software "Open Monopoly" · · Score: 1

    What are these mystical Services? Are they pay versions of existing Services? Are they something new? My guess is they're MS pay versions of things that are doable/doing/done now by non-MS servers. Perhaps MS is betting that people will find some sort of comfort in paying for something, rather than not. It's crazy, but people seem to have this inate sense that they more money thrown at something, the better.

  4. our economy = MS freedom on Groups Push FTC to Act on MS XP, Passport · · Score: 1

    Seeing how the economy is in the crapper right now, the launch of XP is probably seen as a Good thing by our government. In light of this, I seriously doubt the government will do anything to stop it. Conspiracy theorists, insert your 9/11 MS conspiracy theory here.

  5. SIT manually? on TeleZapper - A Way to Avoid Telemarketers? · · Score: 1

    This SIT tone, can it be created by hitting a series of 3 buttons on the phone?
    If so, you could manually punch that in when you get such a call.

  6. Got $ ? on Is Your Elected Official Really Listening? · · Score: 1

    They'll listen to you if you have a lot of money, or if they think you do. They're too busy blowing big business, so they can get re-elected, to worry about you.

  7. Ctrl-V ? on FBI Files Brief on Scarfo Keylogger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even if a keystroke logger recorded every single keystroke... if you were to copy and paste a password, say you put it in a text file on a floppy on a different computer.... wouldn't this render the keystroke logger useless? It would have to also record the contents of the "clipboard", no?

  8. keystroke blackbox on FBI Files Brief on Scarfo Keylogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suspect it's only a matter of time before motherboards come equiped with a "blackbox" type of thing, similar to a flight data recorder. They could store, say, the last 10,000 keystrokes on any keyboard. Does such a thing exist?

  9. Re:Office 2000 just as good on StarOffice 6.0 Beta Available · · Score: 1

    Heck, I still use Office 97, as do most people in our organization. I have a copy of 2000, but it's a hog... mostly in size and installability. Office 2000 doesn't really have any significant improvements that I've seen so far (I use mostly Access and Word, sometimes Excel, never Powerpoint). Plus, Office97 fits on 1 cd. What a deal.

  10. Re:reset? on Acer Laptop W/Fingerprint Recognition System · · Score: 4, Funny

    This could've been a Seinfeld Episode:
    George inherits this laptop, only to find it's fingerprint protected, so at the funeral, he tries to sneak it up to the corpse to get the print...
    Yadda yadda yadda....

  11. reset? on Acer Laptop W/Fingerprint Recognition System · · Score: 1

    10 cents says you can boot into the bios and reset it, or use a paperclip.
    If not, how could you ever sell it, or let anyone else use it?

  12. Law & Order on Star Trek: Enterprise Reactions? · · Score: 1

    We watched Law & Order, because we wanted to see something we knew would be entertaining, and someone intellectual. Star Trek shows typically suck.

  13. JarJar/BooBoo effect on Star Trek: Enterprise Premieres Tonight · · Score: 1

    My main complaint with DS9 was what I called BooBoo... the cutesy little feringy bartender -- oops - I mean Barkeep in the cutesy-pseudo-medieval-lingo Trekies use.
    This cutesy-comic-relief-agent (CCRA) is perhaps most obvious in JarJar Binks; the main reason I have not seen and never intend to see, the Phantom Menace. I mean, hey, that's what R2D2 was for.
    So Anyway.... is this new series also cursed with a CCRA? Please let me know so I can save myself the agony.
    Thanks

  14. Crap for most, Great for some on Satellite Radio Is Officially Here · · Score: 1

    This, in my opinion, is total crap. I don't listen to the radio, except sometimes on the road.
    However, on long drives out here (Montana), you're often out of range of decent radio. So I can see how it might be good for many people out West. This might be really nice for truckers (for when they aren't doing meth and engaging in man-on-man love at rest areas).
    My 2 cents.

  15. Re:Who is that Gateway faggot with the ponytail? on AMD To Close Plants, Lay off 2300, Lose Gateway · · Score: 0, Troll

    He's Ask Maxwell's lover. http://www.microsoft.com/PressPass/features/1999/1 2-16maxwell.asp

  16. Yay Apple! on OS X 10.1 Coming Today (Sorta) · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I wish I could afford to buy a brand new computer every time Apple made an improvement!

  17. Hey Einstein.... on Hackers are 'Terrorists' Under Ashcroft's New Act · · Score: 1

    That KB article has nothing to do with what I suggested.
    FYI if you do delete this file on accident, you're screwed. Of course, you could rename your windows directory, re-install windows, copy out the new vmm32.vxd into the renamed windows directory, delete the new windows directory, rename the renamed windows directory back to windows, and you'd be set.
    Of course you already knew that, ass monkey.

  18. My Advice To Hackers! on Hackers are 'Terrorists' Under Ashcroft's New Act · · Score: 1

    Hi Hackers,
    Here's my advice, while I'm still free to give it:
    1. Make a fun virus/worm, which switches Windows(tm) wallpaper to a porno picture. A veritable laff-riot would ensue, what with techies scrambling around trying to get the crotch shot removed from the CEO's desktop.
    2. If you can delete only one file on a Windows(tm) 9x machine, do c:\windows\system\vmm32.vxd
    The user will get a message something like "missing vmm32.vxd, must re-install windows". It's not just a file you can re-extract. It's built during setup with hardware specific info, like a kernel. You can't just copy someone else's either. Try it, it's fun!

  19. Benny Hill. Now there's comedy. on Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Lego · · Score: 1

    When will people realize that the great comedic genius of late 20th century England was Benny Hill, not these numbskulls called Monty Python!
    Come on, get with the program.

  20. Resistance is futile on Microsoft's Vision For Future Operating Systems · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    "New machines, network links, and resources should be automatically assimilated."
    Assimilated.

  21. Re:Real Issue - 3rd party apps on Linux on the Desktop · · Score: 1

    Better yet, if we could just "export display" from Win machine, we could keep a Win machine in the closet and use it's apps as necessary.

  22. Real Issue - 3rd party apps on Linux on the Desktop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As much as I'd love to ditch MS, the truth is that for the last X number of years, most all 3rd party apps.. specifically specialty apps writtten for specific industries, not just "Word", have been written for Windows.
    I would love to get rid of MS in my work environment, but the apps I need to use simply don't exist under any operating system other than Windows, and it's extremely unlikely that the 3rd party vendors will blow millions of dollars to make a Linux version to please the small (albeit growing) percentage of computer users that despise MS.
    You could make a wonderful office suite, a billion times better than MS Office, but it doesn't matter, because the office suite software is a minor set of utilities in many, many workplaces.

  23. Shark Hysteria on Hacker Tinkering With Yahoo Stories · · Score: 1

    Could this be the cause of the shark hysteria a few weeks ago? I thought originally it was George W's people creating an "enemy". Is it a coincidence that we haven't heard of any shark attacks since America's Day Of Terror(tm) ? Hmm...

  24. Re:Devils face in the WTC fire on The Joys Of Losing Your Cooling Device · · Score: 1

    Amazing... do you see a little devil's face in the smoke of your burned out Athlon though?

  25. Re:how about on More On Tragedy · · Score: 1

    Combine this with sleeping pills, and you have a winner.