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  1. Re:That's fine but... on The World's First Commercially Available Jetpack · · Score: 1

    With flying, unlike driving you go not just left and right but also up and down..

    Not the way I drive.

  2. Re:To be fair... on The Secret Origin of Windows · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every custom compile is essentially a fork.....dead-end forks, but forks none-the-less.

    So Gentoo then?

  3. Re:The first thing to come to my mind... on Valve Confirms Mac Versions of Steam, Valve Games · · Score: 1

    I'm offering 10:1 I get modded flamebait for not drinking the Linux Kool-Aid.

    Stating something like that almost guarantees it won't happen.

  4. Re:Hope they learned a lesson on Ubisoft's Authentication Servers Go Down · · Score: 1

    MOD PARENT'S PARENT MILF

  5. Re:The DRM is working. on Ubisoft's Authentication Servers Go Down · · Score: 1

    While I agree that "Digital Restrictions Management" is more accurate, it's not the "proper" term.

    Clearly they have people in Wikipedia too. It isn't like you could make a page like that and it stay around without people on the admin list.

  6. Re:LOL on Ubisoft's Authentication Servers Go Down · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oops my /nelson tag got eaten.

  7. LOL on Ubisoft's Authentication Servers Go Down · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ha, ha.

    I don't know anything else that should be said here.

  8. Re:Luddites on A Balanced Look At Cellphone Radiation · · Score: 1

    This proves that God is either fallible or that he wanted to fuck us over by giving terrible instructions dooming a large chunk of the world. We can show that god is a giant asshole ... repeatedly.

    As a Christian I fully believe that God is some sort of troll. He gave us free will just to fuck with us and see what we would do.

  9. Re:As long as they don't use GVoice Tech. on YouTube Makes Captioning Available To All · · Score: 1

    Except one friend, with a Texan accent, who usually is closer to 50% accurate.

    Of course if you live in Texas and get called by mostly people with Texan accents you get 50% accuracy.

  10. Re:Just wait... on California To Create Public Animal Abuser Registry · · Score: 1

    registries of people who buy pr0n,

    Most empty list of them all. Perhaps a list of people who bought sex toys.

    the masses of paranoid freak helicopter soccer moms

    Crap, that would be a big chunk of the sex toy list.

  11. Re:i'm a little clueless here on Web Copyright Crackdown On the Way · · Score: 1

    Try posting with your account, you dickless wonder.

    At least have the decency to do so yourself.

  12. Re:Oversaturation of the Brand on New Call of Duty Titles Announced, Fired Devs Sue For Name · · Score: 1

    I would be willing to bet Warcraft doesn't get another RTS released ever. WoW is still to open ended for that.

  13. Re:Might I suggest the title? on New Call of Duty Titles Announced, Fired Devs Sue For Name · · Score: 1

    Since I saw this the other day I may try to make that.

  14. Re:Is DRM socially irresponsible? on Ubisoft's New DRM Cracked In One Day · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is this public domain you speak of?

  15. Re:Why? on Apple Removes Wi-Fi Finders From App Store · · Score: 1

    Slightly more size on their e-peen (or iPeen since it is Apple).

  16. Re:Orange and purple are more professional? on Ubuntu Gets a New Visual Identity · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew there at to be at least one pimp on slashdot. Do you have the feather hat to match the suit?

  17. Re:already slashdotted ? on Technical Objections To the Ogg Container Format · · Score: 1

    Wasn't us. We don't read the articles before posting.

    Or after posting.

  18. Re:How to alienate fans on How Artificial Intelligence Is Changing Music · · Score: 1

    It could be an old program. Those look like the people that made them so perhaps they look like the people when they made them too.

  19. Re:great, thanks a lot on Bloggers Now Eligible For Press Passes In NYC · · Score: 1

    3. Haven't caused problems at previous events.

    Actually just 3 might be a reasonable rule.

  20. Re:fun speculation on Portal Update Hints At New Game · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How can an incinerated computer team up with the combine?

    She is "Still Alive".

  21. Honest slashvertisement? on Tethering Is Exhilarating (With the Nexus One) · · Score: 1

    His writeup serves as a micro-tutorial ("use PdaNet's Android app") as well as an endorsement.

    I don't think I have every seen a summary admit it is an endorsement before. It even has timothy and kdawson's names on it. Is this some sort of alternate reality?

  22. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! on Microsoft VP Suggests 'Net Tax To Clean Computers · · Score: 1

    You should update your sig, it is 2010 now.

  23. Re:not unusual, no privacy or property issue on Newborns' Blood Used To Build Secret DNA Database · · Score: 1

    No corporation, government, nor any other entity, can own anything about me that I do not give explicitly give them rights to.

    What if you take a shit and someone uses it to study diet habits in a certain area? Would you be ok if the waste treatment facility just signed it over or would you want the researchers to contact every residence/business/etc on the sewage line and have them consent to it? Should they contact every person who could have used used the toilets that are connected to the study?

    Tl;dr You can't have explicit control of everything about you.

  24. Re: US Military Surrenders? on US Military Surrenders To Social Media, Changes Access Restrictions · · Score: 1

    Just because they surrendered doesn't mean they won't still get shot. Take no prisoners and all that.

  25. Re:Recent Events on Banks Accept Dubai Assassins' Stolen IDs · · Score: 1

    Recent IT events have suggested that the Australian government is below par as far as their critical thinking skills go, so this is a surprise?

    Not very far below par.