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  1. Re:Differences from first edition on Cocoa Programming for Mac OS X, 2nd Edition · · Score: 4, Funny

    This one goes up to 11.

  2. Re:bake sale on Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well 250 Million isn't even 1% of the DoD's budget for 2004.

  3. Re:In other news on Microsoft Behind $12M Opera Settlement · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Karma. What is it good for?

    Reincarnation.

  4. Re:What would be really ironic on Schizophrenia Experiences and Suggestions? · · Score: 1

    Now you're thinking of Multiple Personality Disorder.

    Bah!

  5. Re:I think most of us already know... on Google Experiments With Local Filesystem Search · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. Google will help you ogle at your pr0n.

    Strangely enough, Google will help you Go Ogle your porn!

  6. Re:Achilles Heel? (OT) on Follow Up to "Linux's Achilles Heel" · · Score: 1

    I know we're getting off topic, but I'm glad at least one other person around here thinks Brad Pitt is a great actor.

    I also enjoyed his roles in

    Ocean's 11
    The Mexican
    Se7en

    I know Ocean's 11 was nothing special, but it was enjoyable none the less.

  7. Re:Upgrade on Fedora Core 2 Officially Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    My PPPPPowerbook is in the mail! Please take care of it as it's a one of a kind item =)

  8. Re:Mod Parent Up on WiFi Signals In Between Television Frequencies · · Score: 2, Funny

    In those type of cases, I believe the FCC's response is "tough noogies".

  9. Re:Quitcherbitchin'... here's the text. on NYT Discovers Internet's Wild Side: IRC · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but nobody is bitching, except you apparently!

  10. Re:yeah, it is a kinda weird situation on What Happens To Your Data When You Die? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow, temporarily frozen in time. It's kind a strange feeling reading over that blog. I imagine it's like walking into someones room after they unexpectedly passed away.

    Everything it just as he left it. You have to wonder, if he had known he was going to die, would he have straightened up first?

  11. Re:Shady spelling on Russian Music Site Offering Legal Songs By The MB · · Score: 2

    Dude, the site is in Russia. English probably isn't their first language. Why don't you translate the above into Russian and we'll see how many spelling issues you have?

  12. That's not a dot on her head... on U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n · · Score: 1

    ...that's a third nipple!

  13. Re:WinAmp Use on WinAmp Security Hole Discovered, Patched · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually I think the fellows who made XMMS wanted a Linux version of Winamp... in fact XMMS skins are the same format as the old winamp skins.

    Yes. Winamp was out before XMMS. Actually, XMMS used to be called X11Amp, which was when I first tried it.

    Let me tell you, when X11Amp first came out, it wasn't even close to the quality and features that Winamp had. It was the best thing around for Unix MP3 playback though, and it's improved and matured greatly since then.

  14. Re:ingenious concept on Bicycle Riding on Square Wheels · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess you have to be from Michigan to get that joke =) Are your roads made of half cylinders?

  15. Re:whitelists rock on How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he's using something like TMDA, he can view all emails that have been queued and not delivered yet. This means you can kiss your $1,000,000 stash goodbye =)

  16. Re:In The Name Of All That Is Holy on Developing Open Source Defense Projects · · Score: 1

    I'd like to demand a filter for posts from whiney folks that can't take a joke or see an opportunity for an interesting discussion.

    Then put me on your foe list, mod me down, and shut the fuck up.

    No, I don't have a sense of humor.

  17. Re:In The Name Of All That Is Holy on Developing Open Source Defense Projects · · Score: 1

    Great, in that case how about the ability to filter by the 'from' attribute?

  18. In The Name Of All That Is Holy on Developing Open Source Defense Projects · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I demand a filter option for 'Stupid April Fools' stories

  19. Re:Embarassing not - Yes on Microsoft PR: Looking Under The Hood · · Score: 4, Funny

    An experienced communications specialist would come out with the statement:

    "The Senator is taking a hiatus from active service to better understand how to reduce his own reliance on foreign products while minimizing any potential financial repercussions."

    Please, that is SO pre Bush Administration. Their stye of communications would give the following press release:

    "There is no Senator, there never has, and there never will be. And if their was, the notion that he is in rehab is insulting and unpatriotic. You must be a member of the Taliban"

  20. Re:Next couple of ears? on Earth Acquires a Quasi-Moon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think of it as 1/10 of a Volkswagon .

    Dimensional analysis be damned! This is Slashdot, I can mix units of length and time if I please.

  21. Thanks Michael! on Latest Chernobyl Motorcycle Photos · · Score: -1, Troll

    I appreciate you posting wonderfully enjoyable, happy, and uplifting story on a Friday night as I'm primping to get ready to hang out with some chicks for some pregame drinks and then hit the bars.

    Way to bring me down, jerkoff!

  22. edrugtrader.com? on U.S. Students Shun Computer Science, Engineering · · Score: 1

    Who the hell is ed rug, and what is he trading online?

  23. Re:Overreaching their charter on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1

    Dude, where have you been? I've missed that sig of yours.

    I even downloaded that Dead Milkmen song just so I could hear it in context.

  24. Re:Ummm on The ROBOlympic Games · · Score: 1

    Will the governor be taking part too?

    No, but I heard they'll be marrying two gay robots during the opening ceremony!

  25. Re:And the CDs... on Novell Announces SUSE Linux 9.1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dude, the personal version is going to be priced at $29.95 (at least according to an earlier post). That's a more than reasonable price for a fully featured OS suite. Just buy it from CompUSA or order it online.