Slashdot Mirror


User: blowhole

blowhole's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
183
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 183

  1. CBN2004 on Diebold Voting Systems Grossly Insecure · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cowboyneal for office!

    Reporter: "Mr. Neal, under what platform are you running?"
    CBN: "Redhat Linux 9"
    Reporter: "..."

  2. Re:Cover shot on The Management Secrets of T. John Dick · · Score: 1

    Now you all better not be judging... by God if I catch you judging why I'll just go crazy!!!

  3. Re:Ancent people omitted vowels, too. on Want 12Mbits/sec for $21? Move to Japan. · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought they used hieroglyphics.

    CAT SPEAR TRIANGLE MOON!
    In Mesopotamia, MOON TRIANGLE CAT SPEAR!

  4. Re:You mislead on Can Open Source Save Hardware? · · Score: 1

    Speaking of which, do you know any good, free/cheap services that do this?

  5. Re:Cross Country skiing on Sports Technology? · · Score: 1
    >I started racing soon after fibreglass skis were turning the race world upside down

    >The Salomon Nordic System boot/binding system turned the world upside down

    So is the world now right side up then? =P
  6. Re:You mislead on Can Open Source Save Hardware? · · Score: 1

    You forgot Step 1.5: Spend 45 minutes trying to get Grandpa to tell you his IP address over the phone. :)

  7. Re:Read the T&C's! on Design Slashdot's New T-Shirt and Win Cool Stuff! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Transient0:

    Your plans for proxy-submission are in violation of the DMCA (see: circumvention device). Cease and desist immediately or face legal action.

    Sincerely,
    You know who we are!

    P.S. YVAN EHT NIOJ!

  8. Re:How much to concede to please everyone? on Anti-Spam Webforms Leave Out The Blind · · Score: 1

    Assuming they actually do use the toilet, then their quarter is accounted for. The rest of the night is a free-ride, for which they did not pay.

  9. Re:building a? on Building A (Serious) Home Network From Scratch · · Score: 1

    But have you noticed that you've NEVER seen her and her 'brother' in the same room at the same time?

  10. Re:He seems to beusing Internet Explorer... on Cracking the Quicksilver Code · · Score: 1

    Actually the website has been found by a previous poster. And the page specifically states that it will NOT work in IE. The GIFs scale to the browser window in Moz Firebird.

  11. Re:Does that make... on Renaissance Potters Were Nanotechnologists · · Score: 1

    I really don't wanna think about what that would look like.

    Holy crap that's funny. I'm sitting in the library right now trying not to bust a gut.
  12. Re:The World's 1st Foldable LCD on Collapsible LCD Screens · · Score: 1
    They've already been beaten to it! http://perso.club-internet.fr/musepat/donkey_p.jpg

    Just for the goatse-wary, that's donkey as in Donkey Kong, not something else...
  13. Doom? on Real Life Doom With Point-And-Shoot Positioning · · Score: 2, Funny

    I prefer the current batch of phones that let me play Carmageddon!

    But seriously, is it just me, or does this sound TOTALLY lame? Maybe it's one of those things you have to see demonstrated in person before you think it's cool.

  14. Re:Business 2.0 on How Labels And Artists Divvy Up Your Dollar Online · · Score: 2, Funny

    I asked my boss what kind of Business he was running. He said something about Firewire and made me clean out my desk.

  15. Re:Waiting, wishing, for automated driving on Honda Crash Detection System · · Score: 1

    Until you wake up from your nap and find yourself at the end of the line in Compton.

  16. Re:Java as starting point on QBASIC Programming for Dummies · · Score: 1

    Hmm, you bring up an interesting point about the need for an interactive toplevel. On the one hand I can see how it might be useful for tackling syntax-related issues. But for anything else, what's the point? How useful is it for teaching anything more than how the PRINT statement works? Or that LET A = A + 1 will increment the variable? These are all things that you can explain in minutes to anyone with enough natural talent to competently grasp programming concepts. Your college roommate seems not to match that description (no disrespect, some people just aren't good programmers).

    I guess I never really programmed in an environment with an ITL (unless you count the Immediate window in QBASIC). In fact I don't think I really was exposed to one until we wrote a meta-circular evaluator for Scheme my first semester at university. Oh wait, I think we did a little bit of LOGO in elementary school. That's the thing with the turtle, right? I admit that in the third grade I would not have been able to make the turtle draw a box without an ITL... :)

    I think a naturally talented programming newbie will have no problem learning on Java. Let them have fun in main() for a while, then turn up the heat and get to the real stuff.

    But let me reiterate that I don't think anyone can learn Java on their own as a newbie!

  17. Re:It is not bad to learn QBasic... on QBASIC Programming for Dummies · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That help file was so awesome it brings tears to my eyes just reminiscing about it. I learned to program in QBASIC at eleven thanks to that help file.

    The fact that this is possible makes QBASIC the obvious choice for self-taught beginning programmers. But in any other environment, Java is by far a better starting place for newbies.

  18. Re:how did nobody else say this yet? on 802.11g... It's Official · · Score: 1

    because it's not funny.

  19. Re:Heh on One-Thumb Keyboard · · Score: 1

    In other news, many Japanese school girls have been having random orgasms, usually at the times of peak cell phone usage

    Gives new meaning to "hands-free set" But why only school girls, oh, because this is a troll...

  20. Re:Bleach a lower value note. on Counterfeiting With High Resolution Inkjets · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Bleach 20 dollar bill.
    2) Make $5 disappear.
    2) ???
    3) Profit $75!

    Yeah, yeah... I know where you were going with it. =P

  21. Re:Correction.. only the 'leading' p on Trend Micro Quarantines Letter P · · Score: 1

    1. Sent thru Microsoft Assport - your secure login to the e-world.

    I can't wait for version 3!

  22. Gratuitous /. effect on Old-school Nerdy Comics · · Score: 1

    The server's already slowing down. I would mirror, but this thing REALLY isn't worth the trouble. Go home, people. Nothing to see here.

  23. Re:a tad forgetful are we? on Build Your Own Database-Driven Website · · Score: 1

    I find myself constantly checking online docs because it's tough remembering all the nuances of C/C++, Java, JavaScript, PHP, HTML, SQL, Perl, VB, etc.

    Just to illustrate my point, how do you find out the upper bound of an array in each language that you've used?

  24. Re:Always beautiful translated manual copy on Gameboy Advance Clone Superemulator · · Score: 1

    But how do you play the game AND eat your lovely puppy at the same time?

  25. Re:Please port Baldur instead... on Bioware Releases Neverwinter Nights Linux Client Beta · · Score: 1

    Ooo, this looks interesting. Gonna have to reinstall NWN! Thanks for the tip.