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Counterfeiting With High Resolution Inkjets

Makarand writes "Thanks to the availability of low cost high quality inkjet printers, crooks are now able to produce currency indistinguishable from the real banknotes, at least under dim lighting conditions like that in a bar or a nightclub. The term "digifeiters" is being coined for counterfeiters that use cheap high-resolution printers to produce fake currency. Unlike costly color xerographic copiers that come inbuilt with features to detect security details on banknotes and stop currency copying, no cheap printers come with such feature. An anti-digifeiting system for cheaper printers may consist of printer driver software capable of recognizing data patterns indicating currencies of several countries." I wonder what GimpPrint would think of being forced to print or not print certain documents based on their contents.

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  1. One of the funniest Beavis and Butthead episodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was when they visited the photocopy place and tried to copy dollars, then tried to pay the copy guy with their printed money. Ahh, I miss that show.

  2. Plastic Notes work well by vk2tds · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Go for plastic bank notes like australia. They work well... They even have clear patches you can see right through.

    1. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      More info and pictures here. Note the clear patches show up as black bits down in the bottom corner.

    2. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 1

      Coins. $20, $50, $100 coins. Coins the size of mini discs. Bling.

    3. Re:Plastic Notes work well by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      Plastic would be a great idea for US Currency, given it's probably the most (easily) counterfeited, but it's aslo expensive. I think one of hte best security features of US paper money is the paper it's printed on.

      The feel of it is not like normal printer paper or other common paper forms. You can blindfold yourself and handle a random piece of paper and know whether it's a US paper currency or not. (It's not really "paper" - it's a linens and cotton mixture with little red and blue fibers mixed in.)

      I personally would still prefer paper money. Though - I could just see our US gov't go start printing $1 plastic cards that cost $4 to print.

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    4. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Pentagram · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're getting mixed up with credit cards. And stop hole-punching them.

    5. Re:Plastic Notes work well by xQx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rumor has it Australia has the contract for making IRAQ's new banknotes. Everyone knows america's notes are easy to forge.

      It's easy to hand over counterfeit notes in australia because nobody checks, or cares if they're valid... but it's bloody impossible to get a color printer to print a clear window with a watermark onto a plastic note.

    6. Re:Plastic Notes work well by bogado · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The money paper is easily available in lower value currency, the counterfitter can washout the paint and reprint the paper with a higher value (wash out a $1,00 bill print a $10,00). The Euro money uses diferent sizes for different values to make this impossible.

      Brasilian money also has a plastic money, currently there is two version of the R$10,00 bill in circulation, one of the is plastic.

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    7. Re:Plastic Notes work well by spoco2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But the plastic money we have allows you to instantly see the difference between notes (Different colours and sizes), instantly tell that it's the real deal or a really expensive counterfeit (the clear plastic window), and it is just like having paper money in the way it handles, except that it's more durable (you can put it through the wash etc)

      The problem with US money (and I've lived there for a while), is that all the notes look about the same, all are the same colour, they wear out very quickly, and they're very easy to counterfeit. (At least to the point of using in everyday money transactions... how many checkout chicks carefully look over every note?)

    8. Re:Plastic Notes work well by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      The parent is right in saying 'the Euro money uses different sizes for different denominations' -- it's not just the currency called 'euro', it is true for every European currency I recall handling. No one over here would ever consider making all notes the same size.

      Still, I wonder how you get the ink out without damaging the paper? 'Washing out' won't work, that's for sure. Which chemicals are suitable?

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    9. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      They even have clear patches you can see right through.
      I can see you!

    10. Re:Plastic Notes work well by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, since US currency is basically linen, maybe this might work? They say it removes almost every stain using the air we breath!

    11. Re:Plastic Notes work well by jeffy124 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      how many checkout chicks carefully look over every note?

      Well, I'm not a chick, but was once a checkout boy during HS. We were given a detector pen to use on 20s or higher that turns brown on real money, black on most everything else. When the new bills came out in the late 90s, we were specifically instructed to check for that color-shifting ink in addition to that pen. It's also very easy to tell that a bill is suspect based on feel alone (one of the main focuses of my original post), as the US paper currency has a distinctive feel against other forms of paper.

      But that only stops people who try to print their own at home, it doesnt stop those who bleach the ink off a $5 and print on a $100. Yeah - that's one of the problems with US money being all green. They have watermarks now (which are added at the mill where the paper is made, and cant be removed), but those are hard to check for at a checkout counter. I personally think that the paper should have some kind of varying color (like that new 20 that's coming soon) that differs between denominations.

      How does the plastic money handle? What exactly is in that window - some sort of hologram or other image? I take it each denomination has its own color and size, but I think differing size would make it hard to carry around in your wallet.

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    12. Re:Plastic Notes work well by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ask a paper wholesaler, and of course they'll say they can't get it and don't know what it is. Instead, just ask for Crane's Crest Flourescent Opaque White. Obviously it won't have the red and blue fibers, but it'll have the feel you're looking for. Myself, I use it for resumes. Anything printed on that stuff *will* be taken more seriously than similar stuff on similar papers, but nobody will realize why, or even that they do like the feel of it better.

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    13. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it each denomination has its own color and size, but I think differing size would make it hard to carry around in your wallet.

      The only size difference in Aussie notes is the length... about 8mm longer as you step up from one denomination to the next (so a $50 note is 8mm longer than a $20 note, which is another 8mm longer than the $10). So there aren't any problems in fitting them in a wallet. They're about the same width as US notes.

    14. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Another benefit of plastic notes is that you can also put them in the oven and make shrinkies!

      I'm sure Kerry Packers kids do this.

    15. Re:Plastic Notes work well by CuriousGeorge113 · · Score: 5, Funny

      To help assist counterfitters, the Australian Governmebt has equipped this page with pictures of all their currency with a printer friendly version

      Nice to see the government goes that extra step to help out the cheaters and counterfitters.

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    16. Re:Plastic Notes work well by spoco2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The AC stated the sizes of the notes only differ in length, there's no issue with having them in the wallet, they're easy to have in there... and so much easier to choose the notes you want without having to take them all out and rifle through them to find the 20 instead of the 1 (We have no 1 dollar notes, we have $1 and $2 coins, much better to use).

      As for the clear window, they just have some differing white symbols on them... all the notes also have all the other useful security measures:
      Micro printing
      Water marks
      Some patterns printed on each side, that when you hold to the light they should match up to each other... which helps ensure that they were printed accurately

      The first plastic note we had (The old $5) had a hologram on it, but that came off too easily, so was scrapped.

    17. Re:Plastic Notes work well by lex_weaver · · Score: 1

      The plastic notes handle well. There isn't any significant difference between them and paper notes in this regard.

      I think the clear window was actually a hologram on the first notes introduced (I may be wrong on this), but they had problems with it rubbing off too easily (and thus becoming a clear window). Now each denomination has a different shape and overlayed pattern in the clear window. On the $50 the pattern is the Southern Cross, on the $20 it is a compass, etc.

      Size-wise the denominations are different but not hugely so. They are all the same height, with the length varying from ~13cm for the $5 to ~15cm for the $50 (sorry, I don't have a $100 handy to check it's length). This small variation doesn't make any practical difference in your wallet, but does make a bleaching attack harder - your bleached $5 simply isn't big enough to become a $50. Of course, the note being plastic probably also makes the bleaching attack near impossible anyway.

    18. Re:Plastic Notes work well by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      lmao - this is most eye opening piece of balldropping I've seen in a while :)
      well spotted!

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    19. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me a printer that can cut out bits of plastic and insert clear plastic then! But amusing, yes :)

    20. Re:Plastic Notes work well by drmofe · · Score: 2, Funny
      To help assist counterfitters, the Australian Governmebt has equipped this page with pictures of all their currency with a printer friendly version Nice to see the government goes that extra step to help out the cheaters and counterfitters.

      You didn't really get the bit about the plastic see-thru bits in the notes, did you?

    21. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You spelled colour wrong.

    22. Re:Plastic Notes work well by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

      The best bit is because Australia produces "polymer notes for Papua New Guinea,
      Indonesia, Kuwait, Western Samoa, Singapore, Brunei, Sri Lanka and Thailand."
      http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/currency. html

      If one of those countries pisses Australia off, they can mass produce the country's
      currency, and drop it from aircraft. Making their economy tank in short order ;-)

      Oh shit, I think I just revealed Australia's plans for World Denomination[tm].

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    23. Re:Plastic Notes work well by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      Oh! Now I understand why the guy on the home shopping channel always tells me how much money I can save with their stuff! Euro notes are made of cotton, so they're not that different in that respect, I think. But even the smallest denomination has special FX ink on it, I wouldn't know where to get ink like that for inkjet printers.

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    24. Re:Plastic Notes work well by ChadN · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Those fucking pens are the *STUPIDEST* things I've ever heard of. Besides having the effect of destroying the currency (after several pen strokes, the bills need to be destroyed and new ones circulated), they don't do anything other than check for the presence of bleach in the paper. Anyone serious about counterfeiting can easily used bleached paper (or coat it in bleach).

      The sad thing is that the new bills are equipped with much better counterfeit prevention/detection methods than afforded by the stupid pen, and by training cash register personnel with the pen, we are discouraging them from using the newer features.

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    25. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      how many checkout chicks carefully look over every note?)

      Nice of you to bring that up... I just got back from the grocery store and let me tell you, I would have banged the crap out of that cute blonde behind the cash register. Unfortunately she probably has a wife-beater undershirt wearing boyfriend that pumps gas for a living, so that chance will never be mine.

    26. Re:Plastic Notes work well by bogado · · Score: 4, Informative

      The solution of the euro notes are the diferent sizes, if you wipe out a 1,00 note it will be smaller then the 5,00 so you could not print it into the blanc note.

      Also the diferent sizes makes it easier for blind people to recognize the value of the bills.

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    27. Re:Plastic Notes work well by vanza · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Brasilian money also has a plastic money, currently there is two version of the R$10,00 bill in circulation, one of the is plastic.

      Bills which, by the way, are imported from Australia. If I'm not confusing things, the Brazilian central bank buys the bills with all the security features already in place, and only prints the "face value" on them.

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    28. Re:Plastic Notes work well by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      That's just it. Most people don't take the time to see if they have all the security features. Your average bar tender works in a dimly lit smoke filled room. They just take the money and glance to see how much the bill is for, not if it's real. It just has to glancing look real (photorealistic ink jet) and feel real (bleached bill). They aren't going to look to see the microprinting, the security bar, or color changing ink.

    29. Re:Plastic Notes work well by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We were given a detector pen to use on 20s or higher that turns brown on real money, black on most everything else. When the new bills came out in the late 90s, we were specifically instructed to check for that color-shifting ink in addition to that pen.

      If I'm not mistaken that "pen" is a felt tip marker with an iodine solution. The paper used for real money is known to contain no starch, so when you smear the pen across real money all you see is a faint brown smear from the iodine itself.

      Counterfeit money, on the other hand, is presumed to contain lots of starch. Starch and iodine undergo a special chemical reaction that's one of those little quirks of nature. The I2 molecules have *just* the right diameter to fit inside the helix of a starch polymer perfectly. They immediately slide in there and the resulting starch-iodine complex has a strong inky black color so powerful that it's easy to see even if trace amounts of starch are present.

      Of course, this presumes that counterfeiters are stupid, cheap, pay no attention to detail, and buy low-quality paper containing starch. As a general rule, counterfeiting is a crime that attracts very anal-retentive people. I would imagine that a counterfeiter would pay more attention to his choice of paper than a laid-off dot-com worker printing resumes. It probably isn't too hard to find paper that doesn't contain any starch, and testing for it is a piece of cake because those stupid pens are sold all over the place. I bet every counterfeiter on the planet has one.

      Still, the pen is common because people want to believe they can buy a magicical item that detects counterfeit money. If you're a counterfeiter and you can't fool an iodine pen, you should consider going into another line of crime.

    30. Re:Plastic Notes work well by more+fool+you · · Score: 1

      plastic's great for when you want to go surfing without having to leave it in your wallet (which in australia is always "hidden" in our shoes

    31. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'll bet my overhead projector sheet could look like real Austrailian money in a crowded bar. Especially if I pay a high-class hooker to flash her tits at the guy when I'm paying for drinks. I'll pay her with the fake cash too!

    32. Re:Plastic Notes work well by gaspyy · · Score: 1

      Agreed.
      My country (in Central Europe) introduced them too in 2000.

      Besides being more secure, they are more durable (you can wash them, they won't tear easily)

    33. Re: Plastic Notes work well by BladeMelbourne · · Score: 1

      Plastic notes do work well, and the colours make it easy to discern between notes with different values. Personally, I prefer the green ones ;-)

      The colour of the first plastic $5 notes faded when put through the washing machine, and the black ink came off (read: the Queen's head vanished).

      When a recent /. story on the new US notes appeared, I printed the front & back on the same piece of paper, and made a note. It was too easy. The one person I showed it to thought it was real.

      Maybe counterfieters are printing notes on transparency slides, the slides used for overhead projectors.

    34. Re:Plastic Notes work well by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      It is common to take US $1.00 bills, bleach the ink off of them and then print $20.00 bills to be used in Europe, where people are less likely to know the difference. A recent CNN article on the new US $20 made reference to this.

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    35. Re:Plastic Notes work well by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      except that there are no 1 euro notes. 5 euros is the smallest one.

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    36. Re:Plastic Notes work well by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      (We have no 1 dollar notes, we have $1 and $2 coins, much better to use).

      Don't get so smug. Considering the exchange rate for the AU$ and the US$, we in the U.S. have a coin roughly comparable to the AU$ coin, we just call it a half dollar (1 AUD = 0.658961 USD). I have a few in my pocket right now. We have no half dollar notes, so we're about the same there. We also have dollar coins, have for centuries, and although they are not as popular as paper currency, they are reasonably common. Again, have a few in my pocket and a bunch in my car. (And, of course, there are higher denomination coins that are still legal tender, but they are not in general circulation and not as commonly available unless you get them from a collector).

      The reason we still have paper $1 currency is that we have resisted people telling us that a heavy pocket full of coins is " much better to use " than paper money. The government has tried to tell us that, but we know they always lie, and experience with several dollar coins over recent years has born that out.

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    37. Re:Plastic Notes work well by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Evidently neither did the Aussie gov't webmaster either cuz now the page is 404.

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    38. Re:Plastic Notes work well by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, we have a great anti-counterfitting technology in all US currency that could easily replace the stupid pens with an electronic pen that costs just a few dollars, and would not mark or harm the bill at all. In addition to the color changing ink, the watermark, and the embedded plastic stripe (which the conspiracy theorists amoung us know the gub'mint uses to detect how much money you carry through the airport with remote sensors), all U.S. bills are printed with magnetic ink. Run a small recording head over the portrait of a real bill and you'll get a nice detectable signal from the background of the picture. Move the recording pick-up at a known speed and you can even determine the denomination from the frequency. And the inkjet printers will produce a bill that gives no response at all, no matter what paper it's printed on.

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    39. Re:Plastic Notes work well by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. I live in Canada, and have had to put up with the dissapearance of both the $1 bill and $2 bill. I hate giving a $10 for a $1 item and sometimes getting back $9 in change, since I find $5 are becoming rather scarce as well.

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    40. Re:Plastic Notes work well by spoco2 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Or you could just switch to money that you can actually tell just by looking at that it's ligit... weird idea... but so much less hassle!

    41. Re:Plastic Notes work well by E-prospero · · Score: 4, Informative

      How does the plastic money handle?

      Pretty much like paper currency. A plastic note feels pretty much like a fresh paper note in terms of properties; a little stiff and textured, but still very pliable. By feel, they are obviously not paper, but they don't feel like you're playing with a cheap plastic wrapper either.

      The difference is that these properties don't really change as they get older. The notes get a few more creases in them, but they don't start to feel like tissuepaper like paper notes do.

      The creases are about the only problem; it can be a bit of a pain to flatten them out, but on the whole, I gotta say I prefer them.

      As a result, they last a lot longer in circulation - about 4 times longer. The down side is that they tend to tear catastophically; once a tear is started, it runs through the note fairly easily. However, it's very hard to start a tear in the first place (contrast with paper notes, which are easy to start a tear, but tend to tear slowly once started).

      What exactly is in that window - some sort of hologram or other image?

      Its a clear window, with an image in white ink in it. Each note has a different image. For example, the $10 note has a windmill. Its not a complex image - just a basic silhouette. There are some other security measures; microprinting, front/back alignment marks, that sort of thing. No RFID tags yet :-)

      I take it each denomination has its own color and size, but I think differing size would make it hard to carry around in your wallet.

      Each note is the same height, but each larger denomination is slightly (7mm, IIRC) longer. The longest note ($100) fits easily in an average wallet. A $10 note (all that I have with me at the moment) is about the same height, but about 20mm shorter than standard US currency. That would make a $100 about the same size as a US banknote. (I don't have one with me to compare)

      However, the real benefit is the colour. You look into a wallet stuffed with AUD bills, and you can tell if you have a little or a lot of money. See lots of pink, you've got lots of $5. See lots of green, you've got lots of $100. Single colour currency is one of the hardest thing I've had to get used to in the US. (that, plus tipping, and the fact that sales tax is never on the advertised price - but that's another story...)

      Russ %-)

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    42. Re:Plastic Notes work well by spoco2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So instead you have a heavy pocket full of pennies! :)

      Man, that was the single thing that pissed me off the most about using money in the states, those damn pennies... get rid of them! Each week I'd accumulate a ridiculous weight in 1c coins... So I'm very happy to be back in Australia where the lowest denomanation we have is the 5c, much less in the way of change.

      Also, I found it really hard to come by dollar coins while I was there... I knew you guys had them, but all I seemed to end up with was a wallet fat with dollar notes and pennies... urgh!

    43. Re:Plastic Notes work well by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Man, that was the single thing that pissed me off the most about using money in the states, those damn pennies... get rid of them! Each week I'd accumulate a ridiculous weight in 1c coins... So I'm very happy to be back in Australia where the lowest denomanation we have is the 5c, much less in the way of change.

      The solution to that "problem" is simple, if you don't want the pennies just don't take them. Many places even have a small dish on the counter for just that reason, if you need a penny (to avoid getting 4 back) and you see one in the dish, just use it. And if you don't want a few pennies you get in change leave them in the dish for some other guy. Or just quit collecting them in your pocket, spend them on your next cash purchase that isn't an even multiple of 5 cents (that's what I do). Getting rid of them would just effectively raise prices on everything by several cents (by as much as 7 or 8 cents AU). We don't need that. If you're too lazy to get out a few cents when you have a pocket full of them and you make another purchase, you deserve to carry them around or leave them for someone who appreciates them.

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    44. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each week I'd accumulate a ridiculous weight in 1c coins...

      Why? Spend them!

      If the price comes to $7.52 and you only have a $20 and pennies, give 'em $20.02

      Of course they'll accumulate if you never get rid of them.

    45. Re:Plastic Notes work well by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      Roumania?

      The 2000 lei is a beautiful note-- commemorates a solar eclipse in the year of its introduction. It's also very cheap and available on the collector market.

      If you've never seen a polymer note, /. crowd, this is a good one to start with.

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    46. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a lot of work to go to just to get rid of pennies.

      I'm another Australian who lived in the States for some time and I have to agree. Getting rid of those pennies takes a lot of effort.

      No matter how much you tried you always ended up with a wallet full of $1 bills and pennies.

      Come on - tell me you don't rage against the guy in the line ahead of you who starts counting out pennies and dollar bills to pay for his $6.71 bill

      NB. The prices are still quoted with cents (they love $9.99 just as much here as in the US) but they just round the final amount to the nearest 5c. In the end it all evens out and you save a lot of hassle.

    47. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can put it through the wash etc

      Paper money will easily survive a trip through a washing machine.

      they wear out very quickly

      They do NOT wear out very quickly. It's just that there exists other currency that is much more robust.

      It's not like they print it on recycled newspaper, this isn't the wimpy ordinary stuff. It's nowhere near as sturdy as plastic, but you can't sneeze a hole through it either.

    48. Re:Plastic Notes work well by binarybum · · Score: 1

      "Well, I'm not a chick"

      Please... this is \.

      I'd mod this as redundant

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    49. Re:Plastic Notes work well by miracle69 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The reason we still have paper $1 currency is that we have resisted people telling us that a heavy pocket full of coins is " much better to use " than paper money. The government has tried to tell us that, but we know they always lie, and experience with several dollar coins over recent years has born that out.

      I always thought it was because the powerful stripper lobby didn't like being pelted with dollar coins.

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    50. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, but you can't use it for counterfeiting because that damned paper costs more than any US currency denominations you could print on it. I agree though; great for resumes.

    51. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actuially tried this with a very similar product, Chrolox Oxygen Action, to see what would happen. The result? No dice.

    52. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be horrible. If the economy of a major power like Papua New Guinea were to falter, think of devastation it would cause on the world markets. I'm terrified to think about it.

      -B

    53. Re:Plastic Notes work well by mitsuhama · · Score: 1

      Sure a pocket full of paper is better than coins, and plastic notes are more costy to make, but paper doesn't last to long. I'm sure the lifetime of plastic and metal is alot longer than paper.

    54. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, they don't print the entire note, just the blank with all the security features. Each country stamps in the value and seals and other info.

    55. Re:Plastic Notes work well by whaley · · Score: 1

      well you could print on transparency sheets (overhead projector film) although I don't think the result would feel like currency :)

    56. Re:Plastic Notes work well by rgsmith · · Score: 1

      Heh. Imagine trying to give a 'special' $10 tip for a particularly special dancer... a roll of U.S. quarters.

    57. Re:Plastic Notes work well by shfted! · · Score: 1

      Ever consider that a lot of highend printers support printing on transparencies?

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    58. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and if you had ever handled a piece of Australian currency, you'd realize what a fool you look like.

    59. Re:Plastic Notes work well by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but changing the currency type can bring other issues. I had a mate that waited until our new money had been in circulation for about 12 months then made a killing on printing off his own "old" $20 notes and spending them. Probably dropped about $2000 and nobody noticed. I guess it had been a while since people handled paper money ;o)

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    60. Re:Plastic Notes work well by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pennies are hard to get rid of, both personally and nationally. Every so often the idea of eliminating pennies comes up and all these people come out of the woodwork to defend the penny. You would think they were taking "under God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance, they get so worked up. There is even a lobbying group devoted to keeping the penny- Americans for Common Cents. Not surprisingly, it is backed by zinc companies.

      They aren't easy to get rid of. Vending machines won't take them. In fact there's hardly any coin-operated device that accepts pennies. Spending them is awkward. You can discreetly leave piles of them on a restaurant table as a tip, but that's probably not a good idea if you ever plan on eating there again. A penny in reality is worth a little less than its face value, because of the inconvenience they present in large numbers.

      I found a good way to get rid of them. Use them to buy gasoline! You have to count them beforehand. If you have 163 pennies, just pump $11.63 or $16.63 of gas into the car, then go in, put a ten and maybe a five down, and then take all those little pennies out of your pocket and slam them down onto the counter. What's the guy going to say? They're legal tender. And they're just asking for it when they advertise prices that end in 9/10 of a cent. Usually the dude just eyeballs the pile, takes your word for it, and scoops them into the register.

    61. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Move the recording pick-up at a known speed and you can even determine the denomination from the frequency. And the inkjet printers will produce a bill that gives no response at all, no matter what paper it's printed on.

      Next time I'm at Wal*mart with a recording head I'll give it a try!
    62. Re:Plastic Notes work well by _Spirit · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I had a 1 euro note I would sell it to the highest bidder.

      This is mainly because the smallest bills we have are 5 euros.

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    63. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Let's ignore the fact that 99% of the people handling Australian currency already look like fools anyways.

    64. Re:Plastic Notes work well by uq1 · · Score: 1

      I am an Investigator in Australia for an Insurance Company and we have had a couple of occasions where fake plastic notes have been given to us and I can say that on at least one occasion, the fake was very hard to detect.

      It appeared that two pieces of a plastic type material were stuck together, and did have the clear window on it, however the slightly raised dollar value in the clear plastic were not raised, just imprinted.

      Although millions of dollars are spent to prevent this type of activity occurring, millions of dollars are spent to do this type of activity.

      Jason.

    65. Re:Plastic Notes work well by swmccracken · · Score: 1

      I'm in NZ, but we have the same currency setup as you guys (mulitcolour multisized plastic notes; 5c as smallest coin, except that our $2 coin is larger than our $1.)

      Yeah.. it was a pain going back to those 1 cent coins touring the states. I eventually realised that I was going to have to go with the flow and leave them as tips. (Good greif I hate that too.)

      It also infurated me that there's no point working out ahead of time what you're going to pay - if the sign says $8.07 and you count out $8.07, you'll only get Random Sales Tax meaning you'll just give up and give the person a $10 note and end up with more accursed pennies.)

      Oh, and while I never encountered a human with $1 US coins, several public-transport-ticket-vending machines gave them as change. With big, "This gives out $1 coins as change" warnings..

    66. Re:Plastic Notes work well by The_Spud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the UK notes have bars which are florescent under UV light. You don't need to take time looking at all the secutity features you just wave it under the note checker to look for the glowing bars which takes seconds.

    67. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's like NZ, the point of the shilloete is that it is perfectly lined up on both sides of the note - rather difficult to do if you're not using specialised equipment.

    68. Re:Plastic Notes work well by swmccracken · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's a lot more complex than that. The printing (of face value and all else) is done at manufacture time.

      http://www.rbnz.govt.nz/currency/money/0060617-0 1. html#P75_4429

      details NZ notes - but we to source our notes from Australia, and I imagine other countries have similar production systems.

    69. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thailand started introducing plastic currency like Australia...the 500baht note (I think) is heaps similar to australian money.

      Money in other countries pisses me off. Especially US currency. It's all the same colour...and if it gets wet...it's annoying.

      and it looks so damn easy to fake.

    70. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Well, if you can afford the equipment necessary to counterfeit Australian notes well, you can probably hire an artist to recreate the note for you.. which is basically how the REAL counterfeits work. Though yeah, a lot of small scale counterfeiters will print out a few twenties then go have a night on the town. That's basically who these anti-counterfeit measures are designed to stop. The big guys will always be able to fake anything. All it takes is money, and christ, they're printing the stuff anyway, so who cares?

    71. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can go for a swim with them too!

    72. Re:Plastic Notes work well by adri · · Score: 1

      One nice side-effect of different sized notes - blind people can read them unassisted.

    73. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh shit, I think I just revealed Australia's plans for World Denomination[tm].

      And I thought it had something to do with putting a bartender in every pub in the world. Oh well, there goes that conspiracy theory.

    74. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      If 5c is the smallest coin, then why bother to call them 'cents' at all? Why not just divide the currency into twentieths to start with?

      OK, for banking and stuff you may want finer granularity than 0.05. But then you wouldn't necessarily want 0.01 either. For those areas you could just have an arbitrary number of decimal places.

      I think countries like Italy had the right idea - make the currency unit fairly small and then there is no need to subdivide it. A lot of complication goes out of the window. The trouble is that a divisible currency is some kind of status symbol (since countries with small-valued currencies are often those which have historically suffered from high inflation) and so countries want to adopt one. For example France changed from 'old francs' to 'new francs' just to make the currency look more prestigious; the euro has euros and cents (and a special advertising campaign when it was launched in countries that previously had indivisible currencies).

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    75. Re:Plastic Notes work well by CRA5H · · Score: 1
      So instead you have a heavy pocket full of pennies! :)

      I make a habit of sorting my change when I get home. I keep the quarters, $1 and $2 coins, and drop everything smaller into a canister. Those pennies, dimes and nickels add up faster than you might expect. The last time I cashed in the small change at a bank, I had accumulated $72 in only a few months.

      Don't dump the pennies, stash 'em. (Unless you're dropping them in those charity boxes. That's kewl too.)

      -CRA5H, from Canada, where 'digifeiting' has become such a problem that it's hard to find any place that will accept bills larger than $20.

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    76. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Bob+Zer+Fish · · Score: 1

      And it is all the same size. With the plastic stuff... it doesn't matter if you get it wet or accidentally launder-ette it ;)

    77. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Abreu · · Score: 1

      The original plastic bills do not feel like currency either. They just introduced plastic 20 pesos bills here in Mexico (because they are supposedly more durable) and they just feel like thin plastic, instead of the fine grained feel of a "real" bill.

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    78. Re:Plastic Notes work well by mgv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, if you can afford the equipment necessary to counterfeit Australian notes well, you can probably hire an artist to recreate the note for you.. which is basically how the REAL counterfeits work. Though yeah, a lot of small scale counterfeiters will print out a few twenties then go have a night on the town. That's basically who these anti-counterfeit measures are designed to stop. The big guys will always be able to fake anything. All it takes is money, and christ, they're printing the stuff anyway, so who cares?


      Actually, we have never moved to the next phase in anticounterfitting in Australia (Mainly because the current system has virtually eliminated fraud - the stuff that gets done is mostly clearly different from the real thing and very ameturish).

      The next stage is self validating notes which incorporate specific filters in the clear parts of the note - so you look through the clear part of the note to see a mark on the opaque bit that you cant see without it. While this has not had to be done as yet, the Australian technology has this built in as an option.

      The technology has been licenced to 19 other countries, mainly because its the best one available. (Does my patriotic pride show just a little?)

      Michael

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    79. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Indeed it is easier to counterfeit dollars than most other currencies. However you still have to go through a lot of trouble to produce a credible counterfeit.

      The real issue with US dollars is its lack of user-friendlyness... All the bills are the same size, same color and have the same basic design.
      So now, instead of correcting this for the sake of machine recognition and dim-sighted people, they are making them uglier instead, with oversized sanserif numbers in the corners.

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    80. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Chess+Cardigan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the way it works in Australia, the prices are still given to cents, but they're rounded to the nearest five cents when you pay. i.e if you buy some milk for 2.49 and a can of baked beans for 98 cents, 3.57 is rounded to 3.55.

      Yes, if you have too much time you can scam. There was once a story of an unemployed guy who would "buy" one bean at a time, which came to 2 cents which meant he didn't have to pay anything.

    81. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wifes father lives in Finland(Euros) and he hates the multiple sized bills.

      I guess its nice if you have several multiple sized wallets...

    82. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notes in the US also have this feature (For $5 and above, I believe). However the only counterfeit checking I've personally seen was done with a felt tip marker type thing.

    83. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Well, my wallet is the same size as it has always been and I handle the new bills just fine.

      All bills are the same width, the lenght being shorter for the smaller bills. That, combined with the color schemes in the bills, makes for easy and quick counting.

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    84. Re:Plastic Notes work well by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can get 500 sheets for just over $100 which puts it at about $0.20 per sheet. You should be able to get at least 4 bills out of one 8.5" x 11" sheet (I can't find a ruler right now to measure a bill...) so even if you print singles (lower risk of getting caught) you could make $2000 off of an investment of $100 in paper plus your ink cartridges. That's all assuming that the 24 lb. paper is the right feel for bills.

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    85. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, I think you have got it backwards. Most stiff white paper is bleached, but US currency is not. It is either starch, or else the absence of bleach that the pen detects in valid notes.

    86. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the bills are the same size, same color and have the same basic design

      Hint: Look at the numbers in the corners!

    87. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each week I'd accumulate a ridiculous weight in 1c coin

      You do know that you can spend those, right?

      Like, if the total is $3.87, you can give the clerk 3 singles, three quarters, and 12 pennies.

      Then again, if you're too stupid to count by ones....

    88. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (It's not really "paper" - it's a linens and cotton mixture with little red and blue fibers mixed in.)

      You've redefined paper. US money is printed on paper. It's a much nicer type of paper than paper made from wood pulp, but it's still paper.

    89. Re:Plastic Notes work well by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      Single colour currency is one of the hardest thing I've had to get used to in the US.

      My guess is you grew up in Australia and not the US, and are familiar with multi-colored currency. I'm the other way around, and would probably find having different colors harder than single color. For me, it's easier to thumb through my wallet and glance at the upper corners of note where a "5" or "1" or "20" is printed. I also keep my wallet sorted - smaller bills toward the front, all facing the same way.

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    90. Re:Plastic Notes work well by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of printing on transparencies?

    91. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paper money will easily survive a trip through a washing machine. Euros don't do too well...

    92. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe just put the same effort and hard work into a regular job that you are putting into conterfeiting. You won't have the risk of jail or the unsavory people that you might meet getting rid of the conterfeit notes. "If you spent as much time working as complaining, then the job would have been already done"

    93. Re:Plastic Notes work well by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      Your average bar tender works in a dimly lit smoke filled room. They just take the money and glance to see how much the bill is for, not if it's real.

      I used to run a pub, and I made very sure that the staff knew how to tell a fake note - there were a lot of fake 20 GBP notes in circulation at that time, with occasional 10s.

      Most, if not all, banknotes have certain embossed areas which are extremely difficult to imitate - apart from anything else, it's too expensive for it to be worthwhile. On a UK note, as you straighten the note out ready to go in the till, you run your thumb along the words "Bank of England" at the top. If you can't feel that the printing is raised from the surface, you start checking the other features.

      Turning to the 1995 series 1 USD bill I have tucked into my wallet, I can immediately feel that the surface of Washington's picture is similarly textured - run your thumb over his right shoulder and it really stands out as a rough surface. (And this isn't a new bill, it's an old creased one somebody gave me in a bar in Amsterdam.) Time taken to check: 0ms, as you always have to straighten the note out flat anyway as you head for the till, wait for the drawer to open, whatever. Nobody ever found a fake note in my till :-)

      FWIW: I once helped out in a pub on a busy Friday night where the landlord found a b&w photocopy of one side of a 20, unevenly cut to size, in the till at the end of the night. He went absolutely ballistic, ranting and raving at us about our utter stupidity and incompetence. After about 5 minutes of this, we all cracked up as one guy confessed that he'd slipped it into the middle of the 20s as a windup :-)

      We stopped laughing when the boss pointed out that the till was still over 60 GBP down on the night, and it wasn't coming out of his pocket...

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    94. Re:Plastic Notes work well by stuuf · · Score: 1

      I guess vending machines work better with all same-sized notes.

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    95. Re:Plastic Notes work well by NickFitz · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Obviously it won't have the red and blue fibers

      In his memoirs, the compulsorily-retired British counterfeiter Charles Black gives a neat method of imitating this.

      He took a load of electric wire insulation (red and blue separately IIRC), cut it into several centimeter lengths, and scattered those on a sheet of white paper in about the right density. He then photographed the resulting random arrangement, and photographically reduced it so it looked just like the pattern characteristic of US Treaury bills. Make offset litho plates, and he could run his paper (which he sourced from Australia as having the right feel, composition, etc.) through his press.

      Bingo! blank notes, virtually indistinguishable from the real thing, ready to have the rest of the design printed.

      At his trial in 1979, a US Treaury official testified that his notes were so good that they rendeerd obsolete a new note-checking machine that had taken millions of dollars of development.

      FWIW, out of millions of dollars he produced before his first prison sentence, only $8,200 was recovered worldwide. The second time, he was caught before more than a few thousand dollars had hit the streets.

      And he never got rich, because wholesale prices for counterfeit cash are so low.

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    96. Re:Plastic Notes work well by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      Thanks with all the plastic (Credit cards, EFTPOS etc) I forgot what the real stuff looks like here

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    97. Re:Plastic Notes work well by shyster · · Score: 1
      And the inkjet printers will produce a bill that gives no response at all, no matter what paper it's printed on.

      Something tells me making magnetic ink isn't as hard as you might think.

    98. Re:Plastic Notes work well by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Ever felt a plastic bill? The texture and feel is completely different than transparency film.

    99. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Orion_ · · Score: 1

      We were given a detector pen to use on 20s or higher that turns brown on real money, black on most everything else. When the new bills came out in the late 90s, we were specifically instructed to check for that color-shifting ink in addition to that pen.

      Just out of curiosity, did you ever find a counterfeit bill with that pen? When I worked for the government, they sent out a memo throughout our agency that we weren't to use those pens because they didn't work. I don't remember whether they said in exactly what way they didn't work, just that we were forbidden to use them.

      As you mention, there are several other ways to detect counterfeit US currency... nothing a well equipped counterfeiter can't overcome, perhaps, but certainly enough to foil people printing money with an inkjet.

    100. Re:Plastic Notes work well by terrox · · Score: 1

      no way you'd ever confuse a transparency printout for real money, different textures and ink just doesn't sit too well printed double sided on clear. No way.

    101. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmm...flourescent

    102. Re:Plastic Notes work well by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit frovingslosh:

      The solution to that "problem" is simple, if you don't want the pennies just don't take them.

      The "problem" isn't just that pennies circulate. It's that the $x.99 disease combines with the inane practice of putting sales tax on top of the posted price to make all small purchases come to an inconvenient amount. The only places in the U.S. with rational prices are bars, for some reason. Everywhere else, you will never pay one dollar for something; it will be labeled $0.99, and with tax (depending on your location) will be $1.03 to $1.09. That is bloody annoying.

      They teach people in business college here that they will go out of business if they don't price everything at $x.99, yet we claim that in a "free" economy people behave as "rational actors."

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    103. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      I found a good way to get rid of them. Use them to buy gasoline!
      There is actually a car commercial where, to tote the car's frugalness, the guy pays for his gas in pennies, and leaves a 1 tip for the cashier...
    104. Re:Plastic Notes work well by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      nope, never did catch any, nor did i ever hear anything of the store getting conned.

      another poster said the pens work by detecting bleach in the paper, probably because it's possible to strip the ink off a small bill (like a 1 or 5) using bleach and then print on a larger bill. if you're a counterfeiter, solution is to not use bleach. it really was only to stop the people using a standard printer.

      my guess is that you worked for the trasury dept, or maybe even the secret service or elsewhere in law enforcement. i have a family member who works for ss, and too says that the pens are mostly useless. but for me, it was one of those things from the store security manager that you dont question and blindly say yes to, especially if you're a high schooler like I was (at the time).

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    105. Re:Plastic Notes work well by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit Ed Avis:

      I think countries like Italy had the right idea - make the currency unit fairly small and then there is no need to subdivide it. ... the euro has euros and cents (and a special advertising campaign when it was launched in countries that previously had indivisible currencies).

      Countries like Italy (and Greece, with which I am much more familiar) didn't choose to have low-value ("indivisible" as you called it) currencies, they had it inflicted on them by inflation. When I was a kid, the Greek drachma was worth about ten times (relative to the USD) what it was at euroization. Things were cheap enough that lepta (the drachma "cent" -- the term has come back to refer to eurocents in Greek) still circulted. No one decided to get rid of, for example, the 50 lepto coin, it just became pointlessly small in value. IIRC the smallest commonly circulating coin before euroization had become the 50 drachma...

      The drawback to low-value currency isn't only low prestige, it's the pain-in-the-arse effect on large transactions. Any significant purchase involved millions of drachmai, and for nonengineers the math quickly got confusing (many people do not deal well with large numbers). The fact that there isn't a term for "million" in Greek (you use 100 myridad instead) didn't help, of course...

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    106. Re:Plastic Notes work well by retrac · · Score: 1

      they sure dont seem to mind in the bars around here (canada). They even place keychains and such to knock down WITH the coins

      later

    107. Re:Plastic Notes work well by shfted! · · Score: 1

      True enough.

      I'm just not that experienced ;-)

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    108. Re:Plastic Notes work well by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit jeffy124:

      My guess is you grew up in Australia and not the US, and are familiar with multi-colored currency. I'm the other way around, and would probably find having different colors harder than single color.

      I doubt it, unless you got hung up on a "this is different from what I'm accustomed to, therefore it is bad" kind of trip. I too grew up in the U.S. with same-size, same-color currency, and only lived abroad in my twenties. The different colors and sizes are not only not an inconvenience, they made me realize the idiocy of the way we do things here. Back in the States for four years now, I really miss easily-distinguishable (and visually interesting, but that's a different story) money.

      The more difficult thing to get used to if you go to the Eurozone, and even more so the U.K., is that your pocketful of coins is real money. It is difficult for Americans (and people from high-inflation or otherwise paper-only countries) to make the mental transition to "coins are money too." It is also hard to think of leaving a one-coin tip as not insulting, even if that coin is worth USD 2.

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    109. Re:Plastic Notes work well by ChadN · · Score: 1

      Well, an internet search didn't turn up any conclusive data, but I found a page that indicated a guy bought some of these pens, reversed engineere them, then started making and selling them. He said the secret ingredient was iodine, and that it did react with the starch in the paper.

      Eventually, he had to stop making the "counterfeit" counterfeit detector pens, due to patent issues (I suppose, in principle, one could look up the patent).

      At least that is slightly better than a bleach detector, but one could still easily coat your counterfeits with a mild starch solution (assuming all this is true).

      On a side note, the ads for these pens all indicate that you make a small mark, and it turns yellow or brown, and eventually disappears. The only place I go where they regularly use the pens, the woman makes a *big* swipe across the bill, with a thick tipped pen, and it turns black and doesn't disappear. So either my bills are fake (and they are letting them pass), or their pen is different. That is why I mentioned ruining the bills. Maybe they have some "fake" pens.

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    110. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't underestimate the power of colours. If I look in my wallet I can readily see how many 5's, 10's, 20's, 50's, and 100's I have...okay, if I was lucky enough to have a 50 or 100 :-)
      It's also great for anti-counterfeiting. If somebody hands me a blue "$20 bill" I'm gonna be a little suspicious (here in Canada blue means $5 and green means $20)
      Also, not having to read the number is a real time saver...you can tell just from a bit of the edge what the bill is supposed to be.
      If you try it you'll never want to go back to that silly "all green" stuff.
      The different sizes I'm sure would also be a help (we don't have that here), but might make it a bit awkward to stack it...I wouldn't know.

    111. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not b/c of the forgability of American currency, but rather its a bone thrown to the Aussies for assisting the US in its war. Congratulations - you print the money, we'll take the oil production, thank-you-very-much.

    112. Re:Plastic Notes work well by jred · · Score: 1

      I just throw mine in the change jar. When it gets full, I take it to the local grocery store. They have this machine that you dump all your change in, it counts it & prints out a reciept (minus processing fee, about 8 cents/dollar. My time is worth more than that). You take the reciept to the cashier & get cash. Simple, much quicker than counting it manually, and is good when you've miscalculated your expenses for the month :)

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    113. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Bart · · Score: 1

      They have plastic notes in Northern Ireland too - I think they are Bank of Ireland notes. They have the clear windows in them.

    114. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only checks for two things:

      The presence of bleach on the note (a sign of counterfiting 1$->20$ bills)

      The paper type (it will show black on any non-linen paper).

      It's rather worthless, but it does catch most counterfit 50$ bills.

    115. Re:Plastic Notes work well by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      It also presumes that you haven't put your 50$ bill through the wash with a freshly starched shirt.

      Twice in my life I've been told I had a counterfit bill, both times I had to have the cashier call the police because he wouldn't give me my damn money back.

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    116. Re:Plastic Notes work well by chiph · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was because the powerful stripper lobby didn't like being pelted with dollar coins.

      No, that's why we still print the $2 bill.

      By the way, Kandye said you're a cheapskate.

    117. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh I don't disagree really :) The US money system is a fossil from 40 years ago. In 20 years though, hard currency will probably be gone. We already have the technology, we just have to wait for society (and with an increased reliance on credit and debit cards, society is catching up quickly.) Then we can tell our grandkids, "When I was your age, we had this thing called money. And it was heavy! Man I had to carry 4 rolls of quarters uphill in the snow each way! You kids have it easy!"

    118. Re:Plastic Notes work well by privacyt · · Score: 1
      Vending machines won't take them.

      I recently discovered that post office vending machines accept pennies. So you could use them to buy stamps.

    119. Re:Plastic Notes work well by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Only trouble with our plastic notes is they don't work so well in cash registers because when the plastic creases, it's much harder to "uncrease". The newer notes seem to behave better in this regard, however.

    120. Re:Plastic Notes work well by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      if you don't want the pennies just don't take them

      Erm... and progressivly loose money on every transaction just like the store wants you too. So they get their 'It's not really $10, it's $9.99' to make people think it's cheaper, and then people end up leaving the 1c anyway... hmmmm... that's a win win for them. (And yes, I know if it's advertised as $9.99 it won't really COST $9.99 due to America's infuriating habit of not including sales tax in the prices... my god how stupid is that? I actually LIKED starbucks because it included tax in the prices, so what you saw was what you paid.)

      Or just quit collecting them in your pocket, spend them on your next cash purchase that isn't an even multiple of 5 cents (that's what I do).

      All well and good, but the previously mentioned issue of the tax not being advertised means that it's really hard to work out how much an item is going to be before you come to pay for it... so rather than holding up the line while you count out the pennies...

      Getting rid of them would just effectively raise prices on everything by several cents (by as much as 7 or 8 cents AU).

      It wasn't that long ago that we got rid of the 1 and 2 cent coins and there was the usual dramatic shite on 'current affair' programs etc which went on about how expensive everything would become, but it never really happened. Things are round up or down depending on which they're closer to. If you buy a collection of items that come to $19.92 you get it for $19.90, if it comes to $19.98 you pay $20 and so on...

      Of course, if you pay for most things with credit card or EFTPOS you don't have to worry about that at all, as there is no rounding required with electronic transactions.

      Basically you've outlined all these 'work arounds' you have to come up with to avoid the issue that pennies are a useless denomination with no real value at all... stop hanging on to them for no good reason.

    121. Re:Plastic Notes work well by dododge · · Score: 1
      If it's like NZ

      Probably, since AU and NZ currency are printed by the same company in Australia -- at least they were a few years ago: press release.

    122. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Hentai · · Score: 1

      From www.warehouse23.com/basement/box/level.cgi?1 -

      A device, about the size of an electric typewriter, with slots on the left and right. A placard on the front is written in Braille, and identifies it as a "money imprinter." Bills fed in the left side will be optically recognized, stamped in braille with their denomination and type, and fed out the right side. The process doesn't damage the bill, it merely raises bumps in its surface which can be read by touch. It recognizes all contemporary currencies, and has a pull-out drawer into which more ROM chips can be plugged (presumably for new forms of currency). A sheaf of documents elsewhere in the crate describe correctly its operation and inexpensive construction using currently available technology. However, the device has a bloodstain on it, and an attached tag reads merely "Suppress indefinitely."

      Fiction, but it brings up a good point - why ISN'T our money blind-friendly?

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    123. Re:Plastic Notes work well by bgspence · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Crain's Crest watermark in the paper might be a bit of a problem.

    124. Re:Plastic Notes work well by sn00ker · · Score: 1
      The different sizes I'm sure would also be a help (we don't have that here), but might make it a bit awkward to stack it...I wouldn't know
      The different sizes make a real difference for a not-insignificant group of people - The visually impaired. Coupled with each denomination being a different colour, NZ money is considered amongst the easiest in the world for the blind and visually-impaired to use.
      How's a blind person in the US meant to know if they're handing over a $5 or a $1000? Trust the cashier? Like hell.

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    125. Re:Plastic Notes work well by mitsuhama · · Score: 1

      You still pay to the cent in credit and EFTPOS transactions, it's just cash you pay to the nearest 5c.

    126. Re:Plastic Notes work well by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
      Erm... and progressivly loose money on every transaction just like

      My point was that it would have been the same loss that would happen if the Aussie got his way and our penny was done away with (you can bet the stores will round up but not down, it happens now when something is 3 for a dollar but one costs 34 cents). If you want to take the loss fine, but I don't need someone from down under trying to screw up our currency system because he can't figure out you should give the store one or two pennies when he buys something to aviod getting three or four back in change.

      it's really hard to work out how much an item is going to be before you come to pay for it... so rather than holding up the line while you count out the pennies...

      Actually, if it's a single item I generally know. But even if it's a basket full of stuff you can easily be ready, just have 3 or 4 pennies handy (if you don't have 3 then what are you complaining about?) and give the clerk as many as are needed to avoid getting any pennies back, takes no time at all to figuree that out unless you're "special". No, you don't count out 96 cents in pennies to avoid getting four back, but if your total comes to $xx.96 it's easy enough to give them the dollars and an extra penny to get a nickel back rather than four coppers.

      If you buy a collection of items that come to $19.92 you get it for $19.90

      As said above, with an example, they never round down in the states. The customes looses.

      pay for most things with credit card

      Exactly! So why are you wanting to screw up another country's currency system to fit your own narrow view of how things "should be" when you could have bought most stuff with a credit card all along. No only would it have saved you from the awful burden of carrying a few pennies, but it is the best way to avoid paying extra for converting currency - you just put the charges on your plastic and Master Card or Visa do the conversion for you at the current exchange rate. You don't pay an outrageous fee to convert a lot of cash and you don't pay again to convert it back when you go home. (Whatever your last purchase is, or when you settle your hotel bill, pay whatever you have in local cash and put the rest on your cerdit card to avoid having to turn anything back into local currency when you get home. So your problem is solved and you can stop bitching about a currency system that isn't even yours and that you clearly could avoid having problems with.

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    127. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      If one of those countries pisses Australia off, they can mass produce the country's
      currency, and drop it from aircraft. Making their economy tank in short order ;-)


      German intelligence tried this in WW2, under the name "Operation Bernhard". The BBC made a comedy! adaptation of it a while back, called "Private Schultz". I believe that is technically a war crime.

    128. Re:Plastic Notes work well by BenTels0 · · Score: 1

      Clever. Doesn't sound very environmentally friendly, though.....

      As for the inkjet-printed money, I'm not going to worry too much about it either. The fakes you can make that way are by necessity very bad fakes -- modern money has visible security threads, smooth printing transitions that even high-end inkjets cannot produce, raised print, watermarks, holograms, UV-reactive threads and probably a whole host of other security measures that are confidential. Right now, counterfeiting lives more by the grace of people not checking whether money is real than by being able to make perfect fakes.

    129. Re:Plastic Notes work well by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know what you mean. Someone gave me a Wallet purchased in the States last christmas. The 5 10 & 20 Euro notes are just fine, but the 50's and up stick out the top of the wallet.

      I really think they over-did it with the size of the larger notes..

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    130. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new Australian $5 note does in fact include self-authentication. If you fold the clear window over so that the small triangle at the top of it lines up with a matching triangle on the other side of the note, a "5" symbol appears.

    131. Re:Plastic Notes work well by rthille · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. Like you can't scale things in Photoshop or the Gimp? Where've you been man? This is the digital age! :-)

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    132. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Australia with a capital "A" as in usa - dick features.

    133. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Giggle+Stick · · Score: 1

      Ummm..., Are you saying your Mom is a stripper?

    134. Re:Plastic Notes work well by Darrkgod · · Score: 1

      I agree the pen is stupid as well. What if for instance you left a Bill in your laundry that got bleached. then what. You go to spend that old style $20 Bill and you accused of passing a bogus Bill.

  3. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...printing currency on cheap printers so you can afford assemble a Beowulf cluster of them!!

  4. Wonka Dollars by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Funny
    You heard me -- chocolate banknotes, with nougat and sprinkles.

    Try counterfeiting those.

    1. Re:Wonka Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/Willy Wonka, someone made a forgery of the winning certificate.

    2. Re:Wonka Dollars by breon.halling · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here you go:

      Willy Wonka Bars Candy Recipe

      1/2 cup margarine, softened
      1 cup peanut butter
      1/2 box powdered sugar
      1 1/2 packages graham crackers
      1 package chocolate chips
      2 tablespoons margarine or 1/4 cup milk

      Combine margarine, peanut butter, powdered sugar and graham crackers. Press mixture in pan. Melt chips and 2 tablespoons of margarine or milk. Spread over graham cracker crust. Refrigerate. Cut when cool.

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    3. Re:Wonka Dollars by Faust7 · · Score: 1

      Try counterfeiting those.

      Heck, try keeping them in circulation. They'd be eaten faster than they were spent.

    4. Re:Wonka Dollars by scrod · · Score: 4, Funny

      Counterfeiting has never sounded so delicious!

    5. Re:Wonka Dollars by secolactico · · Score: 1

      Ewwww...

      Have you ever considered putting a dollar bill in your mouth? Those wonka dollars better be fresh from the mint.

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    6. Re:Wonka Dollars by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      We could wrap that Wonka dollar in real gold or silver foil, dual value edible currency. ;-)

      Gold, silver, tobacco, bulk food goods, leather, fur and other items have all been used as money. Paper money has always been problematic both from the ability to deflate it remotely and the counterfeiting problem. Metal coins are harder and not immune, but there is an aura about gold and silver as coinage.

      While leather is still used as a trade good, well to wrap a trade good, I want gold and silver coins again. Since a dollar coin would be microscopic if gold, silver does as well.

      A 'US silver dollar' is worth around 5 - 8 paper dollars. It's still bulky but I can still spend them for the real value of the silver if not a bit more if the cashier is receptive, if the cashier is knowlegable it might be worth a paper dollar. ;-)

      The 1oz silver commemorative 'coins' don't work as well unless the cashier is knowledgable or if the design is cute, these are worth around 5 paper dollars. You're depending on the cashier to buy the coins and put paper money in the register so neither this or the US silver doller can be called an accurate currency but I can always spend them so they are widely accepted.

      What a local coin dealer calls 'junk silver' mercury and rosevelt dimes, silver quaters, those 1oz .999 fine slugs with pretty pictures are very affordable .

      I use them sometimes as tips, sometimes I try to get the value of them from a cashier, and I use them as gifts. The 1oz ones can be hammered into many silver rings and silver bells which increases their value. Though fake silver items and imported silver items have harmed this somewhat.

      The dimes are locally 35cents for rosevelt and 45cents for mercury. 1 paper dollar gets one silver quater. 5-8 paper dollars gets a silver dollar and 5 paper dollars gets a 1oz .999 fine slug coin with various stampings. State sales tax not included. As with any moneychanger selling these back to them incurs a loss and explains some authors of old texts loathing of them. I like the fellow I do business with as he is quite fair on the sale price and the buy back.
      Caveat Emptor.

      P.S. One thing I've noted, Mexican silver pesos from 1924 or so that say "Libertad Y Independencia" stamped in the smooth edge and are stamped 0.720 (72 percent) silver have a distinctive ring.

      There are westerns where you will hear this ring, I know I've heard it on a western but do not remember the title. It was very odd as I bought these more as a favor than for value and did not suspect the ring to be recognizable.

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    7. Re:Wonka Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My daughter & I had just finished a salad at Wonka's Cafe in Dallas & decided to have a small dessert. Because our family are such candy lovers, we decided to try the "Wonka Bar". It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and they said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not." Well, I said, would you let me buy the recipe? With a cute smile, she said, "Yes." I asked how much, and she responded, "Two fifty." I said with approval, just add it to my tab.

      Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement from Wonkas and it was $285.00. I looked again and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Candy Recipe - $250.00." Boy, was I upset!! I called Wonka's Accounting Dept. and told them the waitress said it was "two fifty," and I did not realize she meant $250.00 for a candy recipe..

    8. Re:Wonka Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/2 cup margarine, softened
      Or so life threatening!

    9. Re:Wonka Dollars by muzzmac · · Score: 1

      Where do I stick the green headed dwarf?

    10. Re:Wonka Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What'll they think of next?!

    11. Re:Wonka Dollars by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo
      I have a puzzle perfect for you
      Oompa Loompa doompadeedee
      If you are wise
      You will listen to me

      What do you get when you conterfeit sweets?
      Making your own Willy Wanka receipts
      Where do you think you'll be taking all that?
      What do you think will come of that?
      I don't like the look of it

      Oompa Loompa Doompadeedaa
      If you're not greedy, you will go far
      You will live in happiness, too
      Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

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    12. Re:Wonka Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha ha ... ah... lame.

    13. Re:Wonka Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not green -- orange, you insensitive clod

    14. Re:Wonka Dollars by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      "Making your own Willy Wanka receipts"

      Was that intentional? ;)

  5. No problem by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    They can't duplicate the time-worn faded near-illegibility of real currency. Just be on the lookout for crisp bills.

    1. Re:No problem by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Just be on the lookout for crisp bills.

      Actually, it's a common practice for a counterfreiting operation to 'launder' its money before putting it out into circulation. They will literally put it in a washer / dryer to give it that 'worn down' look and feel.

    2. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody who knows what they are doing and prints their own money actually tries to use their crisp newly printed bills. They simply put them in a dryer with poker chips or whatever for a few hours.

    3. Re:No problem by niko9 · · Score: 1

      I remember a movie (To Live And Die in L.A.) in which William Dafoe plays a counterfeiter.

      Anyways, he uses a bunch of poker chips and a clothes dryer to give the bills he just minted, -como se llama? - that vintage GAP jean look.

      I'm sure if there's plenty of trick of the trade.

      This article reminds me of another movie, a young boy of the asian persuasion shouting "Fifty Dorrar Bill!" lol

    4. Re:No problem by Ko5mo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guide to be a money lauderer:
      Step 1: Print bills with inkjet.
      Step 2: Put them inside washing machines to give them that old feel.
      Step 3: Profit!

      I am pretty sure you are going to have to think up a different step 2 for those inkjet printed bills.

    5. Re:No problem by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Color lasers run $2K-4K US for a fairly basic model. They can give you a very high-quality print (lasers are still better than inkjets), which just happens to be waterproof. Although the initial bite is quite steep, I would imagine being able to print your own money would defray the costs somewhat.

      Although it wouldn't pass a rigorous inspection, spending the printed money at a grocery store or similar location would probably be really easy (nobody would check it for the special security features, and previous posters have mentioned brands of paper that have that "money feel" to them).

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    6. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP Laser Jet 2500....$1300 CDN

    7. Re:No problem by muzzmac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No doubt it would be trivial. In my 2 months in the US not one bloody shopkeeper bothered to even look at my signature against my credit card.

      Get's at least looked at about 30% of times in Australia.

    8. Re:No problem by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      There are several reasons for that. When I used to work as a grocery checkout clerk, I asked my managers what should I do when I found a signature that did not match the card, they refused to give a straight answer.

      Secondly, my check card signature is so worn as to be useless. I don't want to be hassled about my signature for some small scale purchase. particularly as my signature changes depending on my mood and weariness.

      Lastly, the real crooks don't bother with stealing your card. They copy down your cc# and expiration date and imprint it on a new card and use it in a different part of the counry. A waiter will say copy down the card details and sell it to some outfit that will put it on a new cc. This is actually more common than some database getting broken into on the internet. This has happened to me and several friends. I got a call one night from Visa Fraud Prevention about some suspicious activity. I expalined I hadn't used the card at all for several days and they took care of everything.

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    9. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Credit card even displays the 'VOID VOID' crap underneath where my signature should be, but it still has never been refused.

    10. Re:No problem by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit muzzmac:

      No doubt it would be trivial. In my 2 months in the US not one bloody shopkeeper bothered to even look at my signature against my credit card.

      What I've been seeing here recently is being asked for ID to use a credit card. They don't care about the signature strip; they want to see a driver's license.

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    11. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah-ha. Counterfitters found : Fleet Those mofos always passing me crisp billz!

  6. Where can you get that type of paper? by TD_3G · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not sure about you... but I'd certainly notice if the texture or "feel" of a dollar was off. Aren't they printed on an almost clothlike paper or something? I notice the difference between that and normal printing paper easily. So where are these people getting that style of paper, and does it change the quaility or ability to print... or are bar tenders and the such just stupid and don't realize?

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    1. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by JJahn · · Score: 1

      Not clothlike, it IS cloth. But still, many people wouldn't notice. Those are the ones you try to pass the bills to.

    2. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Informative

      Other recent articles about counterfeiting have mentioned a proprietary chemical mixture that removes a vast majority of the ink from printed currency, yet leaves the security strip, watermark and colored fibres intact. Bills treated in this manner will fool those colored markers that most places uses for confirmation. You get a stack of $5s, 'bleach' them and reprint them as $10s and you've doubled your money, print them as $20s and you're up to 4x, print them as $100s and you're at 20x. If you take bills as part of your job, double check that the watermark image is the same as the face printed on the bill, and that the value in the security strip matches as well.

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    3. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I notice the difference between that and normal printing paper easily. So where are these people getting that style of paper, and does it change the quaility or ability to print... or are bar tenders and the such just stupid and don't realize?


      Not after you set the bills down on a bar that's wet due to drink spillage, etc. The other thing is that bartending is VERY fast paced, it would be easy to not notice.

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    4. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where are these people getting that style of paper, and does it change the quaility or ability to print... or are bar tenders and the such just stupid and don't realize?

      Here in Australia there have been cases where sales people have taken in counterfeit notes with the transparent part made of sticky tape. Even with (seemingly) the best, most obvious technological devices in notes there's just no way to prevent stupid people from doing stupid things.

    5. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by GC · · Score: 4, Interesting

      which is why, here in the UK, we make higher denomination notes larger in size than those of a lesser denomination... I guess they didn't think of that in the USA.

      Apparently 90% of US currency is outside of the US at any given time.

    6. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      A quick easy test in the dark is a small UV lamp. The mylar strips in the new bills glow under UV. You can tell very quickly by the position of the mylar strip what demomination a bill "really" is and if you get a 20, 50 or 100 withouth one ... well throw it out.

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    7. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Marillion · · Score: 4, Informative
      The process is called "leaching."

      The idea is to use a lower value note, say a one, then bleach the old ink off of it. Use your handy-dandy inkjet to print a twenty note on the paper that used to be a one. The one is well suited to false promotion because it doesn't have a florescent nylon strip that a bartender could positively verify the paper isn't a twenty.

      Since all US notes are the same size, feel the same, and mostly look the same it's easy to fake. I know the French franc, prior to the Euro, used different sized paper for different values.

      As a side note, if you've never seen the movie The Grifters there's a scene where John Cusack flashes a twenty at a bartender, asks for a beer, then pulls a slight-of-hand leaving a ten on the counter expecting the bartender to remember the twenty and give change as such.

      I know folks in the US complain about the Monopoly-esque look of other currency, but it's a hell-of-a-lot tougher to copy, easier for the blind to judge denomination from size, and easier for visitors to manager. Put a dime in front of a visitor and ask him the worth of it. He can't. Nowhere does it say "ten cents" or "10 cents." It just say "One Dime."

      Sorry for ranting.

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    8. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by More+Karma+Than+God · · Score: 1

      The "stripe" that is inserted into US bills is in a different place for each denomination.

      So do wealthy folks have bigger wallets than less wealthy ones in the UK?

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    9. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 1

      Actually everyone has differant sizes for each denomination

      It has nothing to do with security its for the vision impaired, who obviously cant see what is printed on the note but go by the feel of it

    10. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do wealthy folks have bigger wallets than less wealthy ones in the UK? Apparently, yes.

    11. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by puppet10 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Also useful (particularly for the clubs mentioned in the lead-in) the strips also fluoresce under UV in different colors. From the Bureau of Engraving and Printing:

      A security thread is a thin thread or ribbon running through a bank note substrate. All 1990 series and later notes, except the $1, include this feature. The note's denomination is printed on the thread. In addition, the threads of the new $5, $10, $20 and $50 notes have graphics in addition to the printed denomination. The denomination number appears in the star field of the flag printed on the thread. The thread in the new notes glows when held under a long-wave ultraviolet light. In the new $5 it glows blue, in the new $10 it glows orange, in the new $20 note it glows green, in the new $50 note it glows yellow, and in the new $100 note it glows red. Since it is visible in transmitted light, but not in reflected light, the thread is difficult to copy with a color copier which uses reflected light to generate an image. Using a unique thread position for each denomination guards against certain counterfeit techniques, such as bleaching ink off a lower denomination and using the paper to "reprint" the bill as a higher value note.
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    12. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by xQx · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you saw a UV lamp on the counter of your local maccas?

    13. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, slow down. If I take a $5 bill and reprint it as a $100, I've made 20 times as much money?

      Hmmm...

      5 x 20 = 100

      You're a fucking Einstein! I don't think I would have ever understood without that third example! Thank you very much sir!

    14. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by MrEnigma · · Score: 0

      The only problem I can see with this...is that the security strips actually have the dollar amount written on them, and when the bill is exposed to UV light, the paper itself has UV watermarking that has the bill amount...but for the average clerk they wouldn't notice it right away...

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    15. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by brandorf · · Score: 1

      Intresting is the fact that many retail stores tell you specifically not to bother checking the bills in that way. We for example use those markers that test the validity of the paper, the marker doesn't write on real dollars or something like that. Apparently to some retail chains (which shall remain nameless) it's not that important. To be honest, counterfit detection isn't even part of the cashier's training where I work, they learn what that marker is for by asking someone else.

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    16. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      Never, but they do have those overhead and Chucky Cheese's, so they gotta be cheap. It's not a hard thing to do. I've seen small UV lamps under the edge of the counter at retail shops already.
      I used to help run my Uncle's roller skating rink. We weren't allow to take a anything bigger than a $20 without having him or my cousin check it first.

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    17. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by bagsc · · Score: 1

      The country that pioneered mass-production and mass-interchangeability make unique notes for each value? The dollar, five, ten, and twenty all fit in our postal machines with minimal hassling. Cash registers all have equal sized slots. Wallets are already the right size. Changing all that crap is probably more costly than the counterfeiting damage.

      Americans don't use US currency. We use bankers, accountants, and databases to do our transactions. Foreign currency holdings in most central banks are heavily weighted in dollars. Exempli gratis, Iraq and Uday's bank heist. Plus, the USD is traditionally one of the most stable stores of value.

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    18. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UV lamps are common at tourist attractions, the Audobon Aquarium in NOLA, for one. You can also try to mark them with that special pen.

      Bank, chain store, and grocery store clerks are remarkably good at finding bogus stuff. Phoney stuff gets caught by the second time it's passed.

    19. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Arker · · Score: 1

      You'll notice the article is from a UK source, I think this is mostly a European problem. Not all countries use the special paper found in US currency - in fact Euros in particular seem to use some damn cheap paper. And, of course, if you are dealing with US currency, the trick is to bleach out a bunch of $1s and reprint them as $20s, that's the only easy way to get the paper. There are plenty of tricks in the US currency to keep that from being anywhere near undetectable, but a bartender in a busy club probably doesn't have time to examine the notes too closely.

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    20. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by azzy · · Score: 1

      So... size does matter!!

    21. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by opello · · Score: 1

      and what if you don't have any of the new bills?

      oh, so sorry, we can't take your US greenback, even though it is real, it's just too old -- try keeping customers with that mentra

    22. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by gkAndy · · Score: 1

      The UK uses a paper (well, cloth actually) that is very similar to the stuff used in US notes, and not at all like the plasticy stuff used in the Euro notes (amongst others).

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    23. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 1
      The dollar, five, ten, and twenty all fit in our postal machines with minimal hassling.

      You use money for envelopes? How do I get on you Christmas card list?

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    24. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by weave · · Score: 2, Funny
      Put a dime in front of a visitor and ask him the worth of it. He can't. Nowhere does it say "ten cents" or "10 cents." It just say "One Dime."

      It's also the smallest coin. Worked wonders with my little sister when I was a kid. I'd trade her my larger nickels for her small little dimes. Worked wonders!

    25. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by eggstasy · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but I'm from Lisbon, Portugal and I had to learn the british and american currency system in high school. English classes are mandatory for everyone, and British/American "culture" is part of their syllabus.
      A second foreign language is also mandatory, with French and German being most common, and also including "cultural" lessons.

    26. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      in fact Euros in particular seem to use some damn cheap paper
      On what did youbase this assumption? Facts, personal experience, anything?
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    27. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by LauraW · · Score: 1
      Aren't they printed on an almost clothlike paper or something?

      It's printed on a paper made by Crane that's made with cotton rag, linen fibers, and some synthetic fibers. It's not woven like cloth, but it does have long fibers that hold up better than paper made from wood pulp.

      [I did a bunch of research on paper last year while trying to find a nice inkjet paper for large, high-resolution photos. Crane makes one of those too, but it's a bit too textured for my taste.]

    28. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      I know the French franc, prior to the Euro, used different sized paper for different values.
      In fact every European currency I ever handled has this property, IIRC, including, of course, the euro.

      Is current consumer printer ink so good already that it doesn't smear if you just touch it with a sweaty hand? Or do counterfeiters that use 'normal' printers refill with another type of ink?
      Put a dime in front of a visitor and ask him the worth of it. He can't. Nowhere does it say "ten cents" or "10 cents." It just say "One Dime."
      For real? No shit? Wow.
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    29. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Arker · · Score: 1

      On what did youbase this assumption? Facts, personal experience, anything?

      Fact, personal experience, take your pick. Got a 20 euro note in my wallet I took a real close look at a few nights ago when another discussion of banknotes came up. Here in sweden we still use the crown, which uses some nicer feeling paper, but I had these 20 euros left after my last vacation I forgot to change... the cheap feel of the paper is very striking compared to either a crown or a US note.

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    30. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by grantsellis · · Score: 1

      Put a dime in front of a visitor and ask him the worth of it. He can't. Nowhere does it say "ten cents" or "10 cents." It just say "One Dime."

      Unless he happens to know dime means "tenth." It's more a question of vocabulary.

      Stupid words from French! ;)
      (Joke: I spent 2 years in Quebec.)

      Sorry for ranting :)

    31. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      The new pigment-based inks are quite water resistant.. not as good as laser ink, but not the one-drop of water=ruined page of dye-based inks.

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    32. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      i'm sure you can buy cloth paper pretty easily. www.ebay.com

    33. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      I agree that euros feel very different, but I'm not sure if the quality really is inferior. I haven't found any info on the web, unfortunately. Maybe the note you have feels more 'paperish' because it's brand new?

      By the way, while it doesn't feel like other currency I've handled, it's also very different from normal copying paper. On one side of the bill, you feel a silky roughness, while the other side is plasticy smooth. So, tehy do feel peculiar (which is a security feature), but I wouldn't say they feel cheap.

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    34. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      The "stripe" that is inserted into US bills is in a different place for each denomination.

      It also has different printing. A $100 bill with a stripe that says "USA FIVE" on it ought to trigger a warning. Then again, just because a security measure is included in money doesn't guarantee that everyone will use it...

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    35. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Arker · · Score: 1

      It's not the newness, still feels cheap to me next to brand new crown notes... cheap is of course a subjective word. but it's the best to describe how it feels to me. US notes, and the Swedish ones to a little less degree, have a sort of clothelike texture, while the euro just feels like funny paper. I'm sure exactly matching the texture would be difficult, but just matching it close enough to pass normal attention doesn't seem that tough to me.

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    36. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Plus, if you do get "caught" but some twit in a bar, you just play dumb, you have no idea, you got it as change earlier from some gas station, and offer another (legitimate) bill instead, let them keep both, and get out quickly.

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    37. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by telstar · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Worked wonders with my little sister when I was a kid. I'd trade her my larger nickels for her small little dimes."

      • My sister and I used to trade our silver dollars. I'd trade her my older ones for her newer ones 'cause the newer ones had eagles on them and was into animals. What a stupid kid I was.

    38. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Omkar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that helps in the Wal-Mart checkout line.

    39. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also useful (particularly for the clubs mentioned in the lead-in) the strips also fluoresce under UV in different colors.

      "Particularly for the clubs"??

      How so? The waitress comes by with a tray of drinks for a bunch of half-drunk guys sitting at a table in the dark, most of whom throw a bill or two at her and get on with their conversation. What is the waitress to do at that point? Pull her handy black light out and start scanning each bill? The guys at the next table are yelling for service, one of the guys at this table is trying to grab her skirt, and the bartender is loading another round of drinks on a tray for her to carry off.

      In real life, I run a movie theatre. When I'm selling tickets and it gets close to showtime, I have people walking in, literally throwing a wadded-up bill at me, and continuing right on into the theatre without ever stopping. And the next twenty or thirty or fifty guys behind them do exactly the same thing. Stop and check each bill for anything?? Heck, I'm lucky if I can just smooth them fast enough to get them into the drawer (and sometimes I can't; they end up in a little pile until things slow down a bit.) I don't think this is really unusual in many businesses. There simply isn't time or opportunity to do a thorough "investigation" when someone hands you money. All of the security features in the world are really of no value in these situations; that's just the way that it is.

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    40. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the word 'dime' comes from French.So do lots of other commonly used words.

      French toast has nothing to do with the French.

      Let's rename the thing that actually has nothing to do with the French.

      Stupid Americans.

    41. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I understand your point, but in a lot of the clubs I visit, the ambient light *is* long wave ultraviolet.

      More of a dance scene kind of thing, I suspect. Here comes my tan!

    42. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me... you of course mean to say, "Liberty Toast".

    43. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by ShadowDrake · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was in the video rental today, and all I had was a USD 100 note to rent a single game (FF Origins FWIW-- pretty good, though the FF2 is not the FF2 I remember). The clerk held it up to light to check watermark and thread....

      then took the pen to it.

      Sigh.

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    44. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      No, actually it isn't done because it is a pain to have multiple sizes of notes. Like everything there are advantages and disadvantages, but the US (like many other nationjs) has decided they'd rather have a uniform size of banknote.

    45. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by pod · · Score: 1

      Maybe you have some fake Euro notes? :)

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    46. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I have to admit Euros are _really_ thin compared to other notes, maybe that's it. I thought the clothlike texture becomes apparent only with age and wear, but I never handled Swedish crowns. I really should visit Sweden sometime. Are there any plans about joining the currency union? Things would be much easier for an Austrian visitor ... :-)

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    47. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by g4dget · · Score: 1

      sig: "All science is either physics or stamp collecting." - Ernest Rutherford

      And Rutherford spent most of his career stamp collecting...

    48. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Tryfen · · Score: 1

      Put a dime in front of a visitor and ask him the worth of it. He can't. Nowhere does it say "ten cents" or "10 cents." It just say "One Dime."

      The dime is roughly the same size as the British 5 pence peice - and is worth 50% more. Now if I can only find enough stupid checkout girls...

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    49. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Arker · · Score: 1

      It becomes more apparent with wear, but you can just rub them between finger and thumb and tell immediately.

      There's a vote on it coming up again, it failed last time and it'll probably fail again, but you know how the EU is, they just keep making you vote until you vote the way they want you to...

      Although it would be a lot more convenient for me too, traveling a lot, I honestly hope they don't. The EU scares me, I see it becoming exactly the kind of crap I left the US to get away from. And I don't have any confidence at all in their ability to keep the currency solid. Not that I have any more faith in the swedish authorities, but at least with more currencies the chance of a disaster affecting all of europe is minimised... I shudder to think of what will happen once all of europe is on the euro and it dives.

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    50. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Restil · · Score: 1

      And to make things even more confusing, dime, used as an adjective, means 10 DOLLARS. :)

      -Restil

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    51. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      In real life, I run a movie theatre. When I'm selling tickets and it gets close to showtime, I have people walking in, literally throwing a wadded-up bill at me, and continuing right on into the theatre without ever stopping. And the next twenty or thirty or fifty guys behind them do exactly the same thing. Stop and check each bill for anything?

      In that kind of situation, why even bother with counterfeiting. Just throw a 1$ bill instead of a 5$, and by the time the clerk notices, you're already too far away to do anything about it...

    52. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ask your local congressperson or parliamentary representative. Note the response.

    53. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by croddy · · Score: 1
      how do you make a vending machine that reliably accepts three different sizes of bills? it's hard enough getting them in straight with tiny folds. as if redesigning the bills weren't enough, this would break a lot of systems for copy-card, university ID, vending machines etc.

      (before you jump out with the "all coke machines are under $1.00," remember inflation, and that machines vend things besides coke and pork rinds.)

    54. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      Well not Maccas, but I was in Amsterdam this weekend and I forked out 100Eu for a new jacket. Put two 50 Euros (aka 2 orange drinking vochers) down and the sales guy swipes them through the UV lamp. Nice little kit that had a magnifying glass on the top so you can see the picture in detail. Definately worked.

      Actually the Euro really needs this. The pale printing doesn't really work. Nice bright colours are much better. Swiss Francs are excellent and both the old and new Australian notes are/were great. With the Euro, it gets really hard to tell the difference between some of the notes late at night, a bit tired and emotional. I'd be stuffed in the U.S.

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    55. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      how do you make a vending machine that reliably accepts three different sizes of bills?

      Oddly, such vending machines are commonplace in Europe, where all bank notes are different sizes.

    56. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Dean+Sas · · Score: 1

      or they just put it on their uber platinum credit card

    57. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by stray · · Score: 1

      well, the rest of the world can do it, can't they?

    58. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My little brother got into my coin collection of rare pennies (some worth $50+ each) and spent them, as pennies to buy candy.

    59. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      Did they decide, or did they just not think of it until it was too late?

      ;-)

      And it isn't "a pain" to have different sizes; it just depends on what you're used to.

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    60. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      In that kind of situation, why even bother with counterfeiting. Just throw a 1$ bill instead of a 5$, and by the time the clerk notices, you're already too far away to do anything about it...

      That's less likely to succeed here than in the USA because our money is different colours depending on the denomination.

      What you would think is more likely to occur doesn't, all that much. That is where someone walks in with a big handful of pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters and dumps them on the counter. "Sorry, this is all I had. That's $5 there." I always just scoop the whole thing into the drawer, say "Thank you," and hand the guy his ticket. Counting it later, it's always $5. Sometimes it's $5.10 or something, but it's very very rare that it's short and if it ever is, it's short by maybe five cents.

      And that would be easy to get away with. But people just don't do it.

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    61. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit Sycraft-fu:

      No, actually it isn't done because it is a pain to have multiple sizes of notes.

      As I've mentioned elsewhere, it's really not a pain at all, and once I'd gotten used to it I missed it back in the States.

      Like everything there are advantages and disadvantages, but the US (like many other nationjs) has decided they'd rather have a uniform size of banknote.

      Like what other "nations"? I am not the world's most traveled man, but I certainly know of no other country that copies the same-size, same-color U.S. notes.

      This is more like English measurement. There is no good, logical reason to retain it, except fear of change.

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    62. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit n3k5:

      I agree that euros feel very different, but I'm not sure if the quality really is inferior. I haven't found any info on the web, unfortunately. Maybe the note you have feels more 'paperish' because it's brand new?

      They feel somewhat like cheaply-made third-world currency, honestly. And they're (who would've thought it possible!) even uglier than USD. But on topic, the reason AFAIK for the cheap production is that they anticipate frequently replacing the designs to foil counterfeiting. IIRC there was discussion of using Oz-style "plastic" notes, but it was decided instead to go the opposite direction, with cheap, easy-to-replace notes.

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    63. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Didn't say same colour, and even the US notes won't be same colour soon (the $20s are getting colour real soon) but same size. Canada is the example that most readily comes to mind, what with me being Canadian. All Canadian notes are the same size.

    64. Re:Where can you get that type of paper? by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit Sycraft-fu:

      All Canadian notes are the same size.

      OK, I forgot to add "outside of the Americas."

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  7. EDITORS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good job not knowing how to use fucking html!

  8. Surprised it's profitable by aonifer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm surprised they can turn a profit, what with having to spend $80 to replace jammed ink cartridges every three minutes.

    1. Re:Surprised it's profitable by discogravy · · Score: 5, Funny

      dude, check your email, you can get PRINTER REPLACEMENTS FREE 908ASDFO

    2. Re:Surprised it's profitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit! I've been considering printing out fake bills just to buy new printer cartridges.

    3. Re:Surprised it's profitable by mark_space2001 · · Score: 1
      I'm surprised they can turn a profit, what with having to spend $80 to replace jammed ink cartridges every three minutes.

      I think that they must have started counterfieting just to pay for those cartridges in the first place. ;-)

    4. Re:Surprised it's profitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that come with a complimentary penis enlargement?

    5. Re:Surprised it's profitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How to make money

      1. Develop nasty ink cartridge
      2. Give away the printers
      3. Spread story on /. about usefulness for counterfeiting.

  9. News? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    How is this news? Ink jet printers have been cheap for years - they've gotten better and cheaper, but I doubt a new ink jet printer would make it any easier to counterfit currency than an ink jet printer bought two years ago.

    It seems to me the texture is the difficult thing to copy. You can't photocopy a bill onto regular paper and pass it off as legitimate, not because it looks wrong, but because it feels wrong.

    And of course, this is why new bills are being introduced with difficult-to-fake security features. How are you going to get something as simple as a watermark with an ink jet printer?

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    1. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, somebody watched the Discovery Channel's rerun of their documentary on the US Mint the other night.

      Gasp! What news! Oh, the sky is falling...!!!

      Give me a fscking break. The beloved Bureau of Engraving and Printing is working on it. New $20 bills are in the offing.

      The fact that the BE&P is a decade or two behind the rest of the world - particularly Australia, as mentioned by another poster - is beside the point.

      Simple ideas that they could implement:

      1.) Different colors for different denominations

      2.) Different sizes for different denominations so that the visually disabled might finally be accommodated as the ADA tries to encourage.

      3.) Use of holograms to enhance authentication, just like what credit/debit cards have been using for the last 10+ years.

      Your tax dollars at work, right? Oh, that's right - Congresscritters don't pay much, if any, taxes.

  10. A real sad story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In real life, a friend here counterfitted bills and did bills that were no longer in circulation so the store owners couldn't tell.... he got away with tons

    And this was a bubblejet 5 years ago...

    Kind of scary what you can now make.

  11. Well that dection software has normal features. by jellomizer · · Score: 0

    On a lot of checks when you make photocopies of then you can quite clearly see the VOID marked on the check so you know it is a copy (for your records). Using software with those drivers making the void or watermarks appare help you will your documentation. Because if you print out a copy of the scanned check you may try to resend it (thus wasting cash) or try to cash it twice and get in trouble. For keeping proper records these features are quite usefull.

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    1. Re:Well that dection software has normal features. by vk2tds · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that a few minutes with a colour copier will allow you to remove the VOID... It is just an issue of getting the colour balance correct

    2. Re:Well that dection software has normal features. by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      That's not software....that's a feature of the Cheque stock used to print the cheque on in the first place.

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  12. Have u heard.... by ddd2k · · Score: 1

    Have u heard about the guy that tried to counterfeit a 6 dollar bill? that didn't go well...

    1. Re:Have u heard.... by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      Well, sometimes we say something thinking it's gonna be funny, but we end up needing to counterfeit karma...

    2. Re:Have u heard.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have any, so here goes: What's really funny is the fake $3 Clintons.

  13. Big deal - it still feels fake by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The big thing about currency isn't the image so much as the ink and the feel of the cloth. That's not paper, it's linen, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a supply of convincing stock. The ink, while less of a factor, still contributes to the gestalt of cash - it affects the smell, and doesn't wash off when exposed to moisture.

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    1. Re:Big deal - it still feels fake by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      You fool.. bleach a single.

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  14. Old news by vurg · · Score: 1

    Come on, Beavis and Butthead tried that many many years ago.

  15. Something to consider by Sheetrock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    One of the 'anticounterfeiting' features placed in color copiers that was only acknowledged recently was a code unique to the copier that was added to each copy in such a way that it didn't noticably affect the print quality but would allow copies to be traced back to their point of origin.

    I mention this because this could be the next step for inkjets (if it hasn't been done already!) with all the privacy concerns that entails.

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    1. Re:Something to consider by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1


      What good would this be?

      Buy the printer with cash. Or a stolen credit card. After printing off a huge load, dump the printer.

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    2. Re:Something to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And always wear gloves, else they'll find your fingerprints.

    3. Re:Something to consider by mesach · · Score: 1

      Awhile back I worked at a Kinko's and someone had come in, in the middle of the day and was copying 20's on the self serve copier, RIGHT UNDER A CAMERA, the assistant manager saw it, and went over and told them that what they were doing was illegal, and the guy just looked at him and basically told him to F.O. he could do what ever he wanted in the "self serve" area.

      So the A.M told him that he was under surveilance right now, and the guy was again not phased. So then the A.M. pointed to the camera right above the guy pointing directly on the surface of the copier to cover our backs in matters like this, and the guy still didn't care.

      So my Assistant Manager told him that they were going to call the police and walked away. The guy calmly finished his last few copies of bills, and walked over like he was going to pay at the express payment counter, and keeps walking out the front door.

      A few weeks later another kinko's about 10 miles away was held up at gun point and 4 people stole a color copier(CRAPPY one that had a service call on it too.)

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    4. Re:Something to consider by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      A cheap little printer is not a big expensive copying machine. When you buy one at a store, your identity wouldn't be recorded, and you'd just get rid of it after you're done with your illegal activity. If anyone finds the digital watermark on a printout, that trace won't lead them anywhere. They'd just find out the brand and model of the printer; so what? "We should ban Epsons, beacuse most crooks use them!" Yeah, right.

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    5. Re:Something to consider by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      Assuming such a thing were done as to make printers encode a serial number into each print, it isn't likely that the general public would be aware of it. My concern isn't for counterfeiters, but for people performing legal activities that could cause them problems: whistleblowers at a large company, or others who leak information to the press about things that are in the public's interest to know. Who is to say that what is encoded doesn't include the last IP address your computer took, the identity you've registered under Windows, the key you were issued during registration, or the like?

      Knowledgable criminals can ditch their printers and get new ones, but the average person won't. Given that this isn't something that is likely to affect most people, I can see it getting slipped in without public complaint. Most people aren't aware cars have black boxes in them either, but if they found out they bought a car that stored information that could be used against them in court I bet it'd bother them at least a little bit.

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    6. Re:Something to consider by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 3, Informative
      only acknowledged recently

      My first real job in 95 was at a Kwik Kopy. From about 6 months after I started, we (well, a couple of us) were aware that the color copier tagged it's serial number on every copy it made.

      When I first discovered it I was working with the head typesetter. We couldn't figure out what this strange very light interference pattern on every printout from the color copier (which had it's own RIP) was. It was the same regardless of whether we were printing or copying, and regardless of the content, and it was an identical pattern on every sheet. That particular copier (as far as we could tell) didn't have any moving parts that synced with the page ends well enough for it to be a physical problem. And if we put the machine into black and white mode it went away.

      It took several weeks of me badgering the service guy, and 3 service calls for 'Image Quality', before he finally admitted what it was.

      We weren't really surprised, the copier had other more noticeable anti-counterfitting measures as well. While we never had a problems with copying, occasionally if you printed a file from the network with a complex enough swirled pattern on it (which one of our typesetters was unfortunately fond of), any green on the page would get shifted towards blue. We solved the problem by firing the typesetter. (For unrelated reasons, of course.)

      The smaller black and white self-serve copiers also apparently had currency detectors (of an informational, not active type), which we found out about when one of the machines had a service call for a broken belt and the tech qustioned us because he said the currency detection register had been set. Since none of us had seen anybody trying to copy money, and it was a black and white machine, he said it was likely a mistake and he didn't even have to report it, but asked us to keep an eye out.

  16. security cameras by chri · · Score: 1

    I know of a case where someone got away with passing fake bills, but was later apprehended when security tapes were reviewed.

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    1. Re:security cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of a case where someone got away with passing gas. The culprit has not yet been apprehended. The security cameras were of no use. It was the silent but deadly type.

  17. Now we know... by c4tp's+friend · · Score: 1

    what the ???'s are...

    1. Quit job.
    2. Complain about Cowboyneal option missing.
    3. ???
    4. Profit....

    (Yes it was horrible...)

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  18. Ban it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its like the RIAA said you can't hope to stop it or work on an alternate method, so make printers illegal!

  19. I've always been an advocate off by Frederique+Coq-Bloqu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Currencies that have hologram components to them. They're [the holograms] are incredibly difficult to counterfeit(you won't be manufacturing a good facsimile on your home printer), plus they look really cool. On that note, Singapore easily has the coolest banknotes that I have ever seen.

    1. Re:I've always been an advocate off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These third world countries such as Singapore can afford to change their monopoly currency overnight, but large wealthy nation like the United States would find it very hard to change it's rich currency, cause it's in such a big circulation and since so may ppl are more familer with it. And only in the 3rd world and africa would you see currency bills of $10000 denomination

    2. Re:I've always been an advocate off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't look cool and even their own banks are distributing counterfits. Who ever modded this up?

      From the same page (Scroll down I saw the following scary blurb).


      A fake S$50 note dispensed by an automated teller machine (ATM) belonging to the United Overseas Bank (UOB) was detected when the customer tried to deposit it into her account with another bank. Miss FOO Yip Phin Lee, 28, a shipping clerk, told The Straits Times that she had withdrawn the money from the ATM at the UOB branch in Cecil Street earlier this month. A UOB spokesman said, "We have resolved the matter with the customer and reimbursed her the S$50." (Straits Times 15 Apr 2002) (H4)

    3. Re:I've always been an advocate off by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Currencies that have hologram components to them... ...are incredibly difficult to counterfeit... On that note, Singapore easily has the coolest banknotes...

      From context, I'd guess the Singpore currency has holograms on it. But apparently it's not as tough to counterfeit as you think-- on the bottom of the page you link to is this blurb:

      A fake S$50 note dispensed by an automated teller machine (ATM) belonging to the United Overseas Bank (UOB) was detected when the customer tried to deposit it into her account with another bank.

      So the fake S$50 was apparently pretty good, if it was able to make a trip through the banking system and wind up being dispensed by an ATM.

      ~Philly

    4. Re:I've always been an advocate off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " These third world countries such as Singapore can afford to change their monopoly currency overnight,"

      moron. Singapore is far from a 3rd world country.

    5. Re:I've always been an advocate off by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

      There is no difference between ATMs and humans. They are no better than they are made, just like the bills.

    6. Re:I've always been an advocate off by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 1

      There is no difference between ATMs and humans. They are no better than they are made, just like the bills.

      Meaning what exactly? I've never heard of an ATM that served up money that was deposited into it by a customer. Don't you have to put it in an envelope? Meaning a person (or persons) would have had to have handled the bill before being put into the dispensing ATM.

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    7. Re:I've always been an advocate off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really cool looking with the portrait of their Great Leader on every single note.

    8. Re:I've always been an advocate off by feronti · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but there's a good chance that it would have made a trip to the central bank, depending on the size of the bank that owned the ATM and how much cash they keep in reserve. At the FI that I work at, we send _all_ our incoming cash to the Fed, because it's much easier to work with machine sorted and bundled cash than it is to recirculate what comes into us (we use automated cash dispensers on the teller lines as well as the atms).

  20. But in the US... by ethnocidal · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter. The $50 and $100 bills are the same size and material as a $1 bill. Bleach a $1 bill until you have nothing left visible but the raw material, then print a $50 or $100 over it.

    Bingo - instant profit.

    1. Re:But in the US... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Good luck, I can't count how many times my wallet has gone through the wash without fading at all, true it's only 5% chlorine bleach or so but still. And the magnetic black in probably wouldn't come off without totally destroying the bill. If it were that easy then a lot fewer counterfeiters would get caught.

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    2. Re:But in the US... by TMLink · · Score: 3, Interesting
      From the a report about the new $20 bill:
      Dennis Forgue, a rare currency dealer and anti-counterfeiting expert, said in an earlier interview with CNN/Money that many international counterfeiters bleach the surface of small American bills and digitally print the face of a larger bill over them, even though the watermark and security strip remain the same.

      "Unless there's some sort of penetrating ink, the new bills won't fix that problem," he said.
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    3. Re:But in the US... by mvdw · · Score: 1

      The fact that the US bills are all the same size is a problem, not just from a security point of view. People who are blind can't tell what note they have by the size. Australia's bank notes are all different sizes, with size increasing with denomination.

  21. There are other issues by thinmac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At least with U.S. currency, there are more issues than just he appearence of the bill. A big one, for example, is the material. If you printed out a set of nice new bills on standard copier paper, nobody would believe for a second that it was a real bill, low lights or no. There have been counterfiters who have bleached out low value bills, such as ones, and printed higher values onto them, like twenties, but I'm not sure how well your average inkjet printer would feed the cottony paper used for bills.

    I'm no currency expert, but I would imagine there are a lot of issues like this that aren't effected by the gross appearence of the bill for both U.S. and other bills.

    1. Re:There are other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had the unfortunate experience at work to have had been passed some of these counterfeit bills - in the last few months I've seen several and handed them all over to the local law enforcement agency. I manage a pizza delivery buisness, and basically all the funny money was passed to my drivers late at night from the front porch of an empty house. The first few fakes we got were easily identified in proper light, however, the fake money has gotten better as time has gone on - to the point now where I require all of my drivers to carry pens to test the paper on anything bigger than a $10. I only wish I had magnets to send out with them to check the ink too (yes, the ink on US currency is magnetic). Paper testing has to date been the most effective method I have seen for counterfeit detection.

  22. $200 George W Bush Bill by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Last year, someone went into a convenience store in rural Michigan, and bought a candy bar. They paid for it with a $200 bill with George W Bush's face on it. The clerk gave the customer about $199.30 in change without a problem.

    I think it was the manager who first raised the question about the validity of this bill later.

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    1. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by VCAGuy · · Score: 1

      As I recall, that person also couldn't be charged with counterfeiting because there is no $200 bill! That's where the real money is: social engineering.

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    2. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's actually an artist that "creates" currency artwork, not resembling real currency at all. But, he goes to places and "buys" (barters) for things with his artwork that actually ends up selling for thousands of real dollars.

    3. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's more info on JSG Boggs and a website about him.

    4. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap.
      If ever there was a demonstration of the gullibility of Americans, this is it -- in so MANY ways!

    5. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by jpt.d · · Score: 1

      I am in Canada, and if you tried to give a $50 or a $100 bill for a candy bar you probably would have been told to bugger off. It is real cheaky to try something like that.

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    6. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Renli · · Score: 1

      And if they told you to bugger off you tell em to shut up since its legal tender and they have to by law accept it.

      Also a Canuk.

    7. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because $100 Canadian isn't enough money to buy a candy bar.

    8. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      More and more, stores are posting signs saying, "Sorry, we do not accept $50 bills". I wonder if they can be sued for this.

    9. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      At least in America, legal tender only applies to debts. If you owed $100 on your credit card they have to take the $100 bill, but nothing forces them to take the $100 bill from you under other circumstances.

      While this 1986 CAN $2 I have says "This note is legal tender / Ce billet a cours legal", the US text is more specific. It says "This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private."

    10. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by dadragon · · Score: 1

      While this 1986 CAN $2 I have says

      Hey... those things are rare. You'd do well to hang on to that. I haven't seen one in years, and I'm IN Canada. We have $1 and $2 coins now.

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    11. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and neither of you cheeky bastards can spell worth a damn. (I'm a Canuck too.)

    12. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's easy. Just start eating the chocolate bar, and now you're in debt. The store either takes to $100, or tells you to get lost. Though that could also be considered stealing.

    13. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      its legal tender and they have to by law accept it

      From the Bank of England website:

      The concept of legal tender is often misunderstood. Contrary to popular opinion, legal tender is not a means of payment that must be accepted by the parties to a transaction, but rather a legally defined means of payment that should not be refused by a creditor in satisfaction of a debt.

      (their emphasis)

      Also a Canuk.

      Given the close ties between our nations, I would assume that would also apply in Canada. However, as IANAL, I have found it completely impossible to understand what it's saying :-)

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    14. Re:$200 George W Bush Bill by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 1
      Cellar Image of the Day had these way back in the day. Good cashier help is hard to find if they can be faked by these.

      Front of faked $200

      Back of faked $200

  23. All in One stop crime by Whigh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Of course, with printer manufacturers producing beauties like this, it's no wonder people can get away with things like this.

    1. Re:All in One stop crime by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHA! HP making decent printers in the last 10 years... good one...

    2. Re:All in One stop crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually i just bought one of these
      no problems yet... so i suppose they work for a week at least ;)

    3. Re:All in One stop crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at best buy (eh, its money)
      That is the worst all in one i have ever seen
      instead of a bulb it has led's, that prinnter has the same scanning resolution of the more expensive versions, but color accuracy sucks
      whats worse?? the infamous best buy 3 year "Service Plan" costs as much as the printer
      $99 i would never buy that piece of crap, a decent one is only $40 more.

  24. You can't get that type of paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's sold only to the US Treasury.

    And from the Treasury: Currency FAQ
    The paper that the Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) uses to produce our currency is "distinctive." A paper manufacturer produces it according to BEP specifications. It is composed of 75 percent cotton and 25 percent linen. The paper also contains red and blue fibers of various lengths that are evenly distributed throughout the paper.
    From PBS: Anatomy of a Bill: The Currency Paper.
    Currency paper has a unique feel and is extremely durable. Is it really 'paper' in the traditional sense? There are no wood fibers or starch in currency paper. Instead, like high quality stationery, currency paper is composed of a special blend of cotton and linen fibers. The strength comes from raw materials continuously refined until the special feel of the currency is achieved. People who handle money on a regular basis, such as bank tellers, can easily determine if a bill is counterfeit by this distinctive feel.
    1. Re:You can't get that type of paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's sold only to the US Treasury.

      Hmm... I wonder how they pay for it!

    2. Re:You can't get that type of paper by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

      Actually, I remember being in an art supply store on Queen St in Toronto near Spadina and while examining their selection of sketchbooks I noticed that some of the big expensive ones had paper in them that felt very much like currency....

      So, if you want to counterfeit currency, perhaps you should investigate art stores.

      And To the Dept of the Treasury, I apologize profusely in advance...

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  25. How would they detect features? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Since the mid-1980s their makers have voluntarily built in software that detects the fine detail of banknote security marks and stops them from being copied.

    I'm no counterfeiter, but just curious as to how these copiers would detect currency? Do they actually recognize that currency is being copied and prohibit the operation, or add watermark stuff like "void". How could the copiers recognize every currency in the world, especially with updates, etc. being made to them?

    Is this a legal requirement by the USA or something for copier manufactuers?

    1. Re:How would they detect features? by phillymjs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do they actually recognize that currency is being copied and prohibit the operation, or add watermark stuff like "void".

      They copy the bills, but some do stuff to make the copied bills unusable, like make a perfect copy of a bill but make the entire page hot pink. The Ricoh printers we had at my last job did that. Other copiers make the copy, but insert a code number somewhere on the bill unbeknownst to the counterfeiter. When the bill makes its way to the Secret Service, they find the code, contact the company, and find out where that copier is located, which speeds up the investigation quite a bit. IIRC, a few years back they nailed some idiot Cornell students this way. Unfortunately I can't find the story on Google, and I don't quite remember where I heard it-- possibly from one of the Discovery Channel or History Channel documentaries concerning the U.S. Mint or the Secret Service or counterfeiting.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:How would they detect features? by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      IIRC, a few years back they nailed some idiot Cornell students this way. Unfortunately I can't find the story on Google

      Which raises the question: If something happens and it isn't on Google, did it really happen? :)

    3. Re:How would they detect features? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it was Columbia University? http://www.spaceship.com/~pattm/privacy/nation2_17 733.html

      Doesn't mention any "secret codes", but "technicians tracing it to a particular copier" sounds very similar.

      By the way, Cornell students aren't stupid like that ;-)

      Posting anonymously, cause it ain't fun getting karma after 50.

    4. Re:How would they detect features? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      By that line of reasoning, what happens if Google should ever crash and burn? Does the world cease to exist?

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    5. Re:How would they detect features? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      I think it does, yes. At least history does. :)

    6. Re:How would they detect features? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is great, unfortunatly it can't find everything.

      Don't ever fall into the falacy of thinking if it's not on google it doesn't exist. 90% of the time it's true, it just tends to happen that the 10% that it isn't is the important bits.

  26. Junk the worthless banknotes by groomed · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why change equipment that everybody has to use, just because the US doesn't want to print decent banknotes?

    1. Re:Junk the worthless banknotes by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
      I think in the end the currency will probably change--high resolution printers are just not going to go away, and the software to prohibit banknote copying can always be disabled or worked around by someone determined enough. The 'arms race' between counterfeiters and currency producers has been going on for a long time, and this is just another step.


      But as to changing the overall look or size of the bills, I doubt that will happen anytime soon. And quite frankly, I'm not sure I want it to--a whole lot of people are quite fond of the look of American 'greenbacks,' myself included, and there's no particular reason why security features can't be added without a major overhaul.


      For info on how to detect 'digifeited' bills, check out the United States Secret Service's web site.

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    2. Re:Junk the worthless banknotes by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps for the same reason some companies (e.g. Adobe, Apple) don't _really_ try to prevent piracy of their software?

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  27. Why use such easy-to-copy notes? by quoll · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is this the incentive for the US to change it's currency? Most countries change their notes eventually anyway, so maybe America should consider doing it sooner rather than later.

    The UK has that fancy bit of shiny foil woven into the paper that is easy to spot, and Australia uses polymer notes with transparent windows in them (these last longer than paper too). There are lots of alternatives available that a simple printer could not copy.

    OTOH, as Bruce Schneier pointed out in Secrets and Lies, sometimes the cost of addressing the problem is more than the cost that the problem causes you. :-)

    1. Re:Why use such easy-to-copy notes? by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      To make our money as less ugly as possible, we should use holograms for the faces in each bill. And maybe some more interwoven foil. Should be at least a few years before people can cheaply print holograms.

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    2. Re:Why use such easy-to-copy notes? by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, holograms of superheros... and sparkles, it should have sparkles on it... and... and... construction paper (safety scissors, children). Plus a sticker backing. OH! and googly-eyes... everything's better with googly eyes.

    3. Re:Why use such easy-to-copy notes? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      US notes aren't made out of paper. They're made out of a cotton-based cloth that is made from recycled clothing, among other things

      And jesus christ - this 2 minute/20 second things is a piece of crap - I've been trying to post this damn comment for 10 minutes now...

    4. Re:Why use such easy-to-copy notes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could embed little computer screens in them or dot matrixes (matrices?) that have happy faces, too.

      Dave Barry would probably like to hear these ideas. Or he may say "Please do not hurt me!" instead.

    5. Re:Why use such easy-to-copy notes? by beebware · · Score: 1

      At least it'll give the police a bit of a laugh when raiding conterfeiters: "Excuse me sir, could you please explain why you have 10,000 googly eyes and superhereo holograms next to that sparkly paper?" "Erm..."

  28. I don't think so ... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "An anti-digifeiting system for cheaper printers may consist of printer driver software capable of recognizing data patterns indicating currencies of several countries." I wonder what GimpPrint would think of being forced to print or not print certain documents based on their contents.

    I don't think it'd make any difference for printing software. The only software that would be likely to sport anti-counterfeiting is the firmware in the printer itself.

    Anyhow, good luck to make a piece of software that detects fake banknotes, and even if it did detect fake dollars with 100% accuracy (fat chance), I'll just print fake Irakian dinars and off I'll be to the currency exchange counter. No wait ...

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    1. Re:I don't think so ... by bagsc · · Score: 1

      Iraqi dinars are notoriously easy to counterfeit. The ink smudges when it gets wet, and the life expectancy of a new Saddam (250 dinar bill, ~20c on todays exchange rate) is usually about 6 months. The problem is the counterfeits are usually more expensive to make than the bills themselves.

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  29. Not just the paper, but the ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the US at least, the ink is 'raised' on even a new bill -- one only has to feel it to see. It would be impossible to replicate that with an inkjet.

    1. Re:Not just the paper, but the ink by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      In the US at least, the ink is 'raised' on even a new bill

      The technique is called "Intalgio," IIRC-- the type of printing press that does that sort of printing is insanely expensive. In light of this and due to a large number of extremely high-quality counterfeit bills floating around, the Secret Service believes that an unfriendly foreign power may be counterfeiting US currency.

      This link I just found claims that North Korea is actually doing this.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:Not just the paper, but the ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #!/bin/bash
      cat fiftybill.ps>/dev/intaglio
      cat fiftybill.ps>/dev/intaglio
      cat fiftybill.ps>/dev/intaglio

  30. strippers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another vulnerable group would be strippers
    since they don't exactly have the time to inspect the bills that you ..er... hand to them.

  31. More positive idea by Bill+Lurker · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A more positive idea would be an electronic exchange/barter 'currency' widely used that would replace the centralized fiat paper money system we have now. This would have a lot of benefits, not the least of which would be to create more wealth for the common man and move power away from the centralized banking system.

    Not a lot of work seems to be being done on this,
    although it is clearly within reach now. You could even barter your open source programing skills to businesses who needed special features.

    I remember discussing this idea online on usenet 7-8 years ago, and having someone from the federal reserve saying it would never work, so the idea itself seems to have reached the ears of the banking system. Its a shame no one seems to be putting much work in it though. There were a lot of mastercard online debit and electronic cash systems going up before the dot.com bust, but none really set up with a barter system backing in mind.

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    1. Re:More positive idea by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      This would also decrease the government's abiliy yo levy taxes, so it will never ever happen...

    2. Re:More positive idea by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      There's been lots of attempts. The most promising I've seen was a company called Mondex. Unfortunately, the pilot in Canada failed miserably, mainly since people had a hard time differentiating the concept of electronic money vs electronic credit cards.

      http://www.mondex.com/

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    3. Re:More positive idea by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Barter is a very difficult system to maintain, especially when economies contain millions or billions of entities exchanging goods/services/labor. The poor and the elderly will likely resist any such changes anyway (though the elderly will eventually die out).

      However, electronic *currency* of some sort seems to me to be the only way to alleviate counterfeiting problems. (You'd still have issues with the poor and the elderly, though.)

    4. Re:More positive idea by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      http://www.bartercard.co.nz/

      Been around here for years..don't have one myself, but there you go, NZ leads the world again.

      Kate Sheppard
      Ernest Rutherford
      Edmund Hillary
      Bill Hamilton
      and now Bartercard :-)

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    5. Re:More positive idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mondex was a system developed by National Westminster band from the UK. It recorded the last 300 transactions that you made, kept limits on how much money you could carry around with you and was crippled in other ways too.

      The UK trial also came to nothing.

      Chaumian ecash is what we want, decentralized so that the war economies are destroyed completely.

    6. Re:More positive idea by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      There is something like this in California, but I can't remember what it's called.

      In any case, barter is taxable according to the IRS, so I expect all the problems you would have with money.

  32. Heyy great idea by mnmn · · Score: 1


    I like the nice veiled suggestions put forth to slashdot geeks from time to time. I suppose I can buy that color laser printer now, it'll cover its price in no time.

    Banknotes should include security features that cannot easily be copied. In short, they should build notes that would cost more than its value in fabrication, should it be made fake. There are see-through sections, tiny cutouts, plastic parts, different materials, thickness, ink and smell that should really differentiate bills even in low-light conditions. Its much better than rigging drivers or chips to detect bills, which I'm sure I can bypass simply by laying the bill diagonally and cutting out the result appropriately.

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    1. Re:Heyy great idea by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      There are see-through sections, tiny cutouts, plastic parts, different materials, thickness, ink and smell that should really differentiate bills even in low-light conditions.

      What exactly did you have in mind? It's fairly easy to replicate the "sweaty hands" scent.

    2. Re:Heyy great idea by mnmn · · Score: 1

      It's fairly easy to replicate the "sweaty hands" scent. (1) Do you think so? Try it without actually using sweaty hands. (2) fresh banknotes too have a certain smell associated with it, either from its ink or paper. Thats what I'm talking about.

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  33. Make really fine banknotes by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    print it on glossy photo paper, not on cheapo recycled office paper.

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    1. Re:Make really fine banknotes by Frederique+Coq-Bloqu · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right? Glossy photo paper? That's practically asking for a visit from the Secret Service. If you're going to even consider using commercial paper to conterfeit, one should use some sort of matte parchment with a certain percentage of cotton fibre.

    2. Re:Make really fine banknotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humor detector off?

    3. Re:Make really fine banknotes by aonifer · · Score: 1

      I think someone sold you a counterfeit humor detector.

    4. Re:Make really fine banknotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To other posters: You counterfeited my idea! I was going to mention his sarcasm detector.

  34. Even funnier by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Was when they visited the photocopy place and tried to copy dollars, then tried to pay the copy guy with their printed money. Ahh, I miss that show."They were using a xerox machine inside the 7-11 (or whatever), right in front of the clerk.

    They were xeroxing nickels.

    The spent 25 cents for each xeroxed nickel.

    After they got a bunch, they raggedly tore the extra paper from around their fake paper "nickels" and tried to buy candy from the clerk.

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    1. Re:Even funnier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, I think Butt-head had the sense to photocopy quarters for 10 cents a copy. Beavis was indeed copying nickels, though :)

      "Uh-huh-huh-huh...." (suavely) "Uhhhh, perhaps you'd like to reconsider.... (slides copied coin toward clerk)"

      "Heh-heh-yeah-heh...."

    2. Re:Even funnier by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it wasn't like two other guys, or something?

  35. That may already be happening by phr2 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There were some rumors a while back that HP printer drivers inserted the printer serial number or some other identifier (like a Windows GUID) into color prints in a way that could be read back later by scanning with the right software, but wasn't visible just from looking at the print. Experiments and queries to HP were inconclusive. It doesn't seem to affect black and white printers.

    Sort of related: HP now offers invisible ink for inkjet printers viewable only under UV or IR light, intended to print stuff like tracking barcode on financial documents without customers noticing them (so shred all your junk mail, not just stuff with visible account numbers, since you don't know what might be printed invisibly on it). Maybe that's another way they can surreptitiously tag the output of color printers. Your printer specs say the inkjet print head has 48 dots? Have you ever actually counted them? Maybe they'll add an unannounced 49th dot that squirts invisible ink on the paper, and a tiny amount of invisible ink in a secret chamber of every cartridge. Yeah! That's the real reason the govt wants to extend the DMCA ban third-party inkjet refills, so they can keep tracing printer output back to its source! Tinfoil hat time... :)

    1. Re:That may already be happening by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Mmm rumor has it such "watermarks" are already part of every printer shipped. Counterfeit a bill with your laserjet and you may be in for a nasty surprise...

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    2. Re:That may already be happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tinfoil hat time.

      Ah crap, how do I make a tinfoil hat for a printer?

    3. Re:That may already be happening by croddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ah. good thing I stopped buying printers. I get them all out of the trash. usually it's a lot of deskjets that get that horizontal smearing - 8 q-tips and a spoon of water fixes that. ah, those crazy emory kids, they throw away their expensive electronics at the end of the semester, I spend 5 minutes fixing it, and then sell it back to them! most of my apartment is furnished from the trash.

  36. Correction on the story by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Informative

    From Anna's News Clippings

    "A woman was charged $2.12 at a Diary Queen drive-through in Danville, Kentucky, and she was given $197.88 in change for her $200 bill. In case a clerk might not know that a $200 bill isn't legal tender, this taped-together bill was clearly marked as a 'moral reserve note' and featured George W. Bush's portrait. The White House picture on the bill's back has yard signs reading 'We like broccoli'and 'Rooms not for rent'. Police were notified as to the woman's presence shortly after she left. They do not consider the bill to be a counterfeit one."

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    1. Re:Correction on the story by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I wonder what ultimately happened... anyone know?

    2. Re:Correction on the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      They do not consider the bill to be a counterfeit one.

      Some time back, I read a similar report regarding a $3 bill. Counterfieting charges only apply if the bill resembles real currency. Since there is no $3 bill, the bill was not counterfiet. You can't counterfiet something that doesn't exist. Last I heard, the police were planning to charge the suspect with some obscure misdemeanor.

    3. Re:Correction on the story by woodchip · · Score: 3, Informative
      Danville DQ Gag 'Talk Of Town'
      Restaurant, Residents React

      UPDATED: 6:42 p.m. EST January 30, 2001

      DANVILLE, Ky. -- It started out with a blizzard and now a Dairy Queen in Danville is getting an avalanche of attention.

      A woman who paid for her food with a fake $200 bill Sunday left with plenty of change. The bill had a picture of George W. Bush on the front and oil rigs on the back. "That's the talk of the town," Danville resident Joseph Bourne said. "It's got to be one of those dumb blonde stories."

      Added fellow resident Drew Hammond: "It's the kind of news I like to hear out of my own hometown. Usually things don't happen of great significance here. It gets a lot of attention."

      The 18-year-old employee has offered to refund the store. Her manager, Mike Tracy, tried to be supportive, and said that she probably was just too busy to notice the mistake.

      "We try to do things as quick as possible here," Tracy said.

      At least he's being a good sport about it. The restaurant is now distributing coupons on the backs of fake $200 bills.

      "We're going to play off this advertising a little bit and try to think of it as something positive," Tracy said.

      Local law enforcement said that the joke became a crime when the woman took off with all that change.

      "When the woman received the money and left with it, the joke ceased," Danville police officer Bob Williamson said.

      Still, because there's no such thing as a $200 bill, the woman, if caught, couldn't even face federal counterfeit charges. From here

    4. Re:Correction on the story by Jardine · · Score: 2, Funny

      So she doesn't actually have to pay the money? When I worked in fast food, if our till was short by $1 or more, we had to pay the difference or have it take out of our paycheque.

      Most of the time we would count our own register but at closing time, the manager would do it. Considering some of the managers who would count the money were mathematically challenged, I found that two or three recounts were usually a good idea.

      If you were given a $50 or $100 bill, you had to get a manager to approve it (we stopped taking $100 bills after $10 and $20 counterfit bills were circulating). If you were given a $200 bill, I believe you were allowed to punch the customer in the head. If you accepted the $200 bill, I believe the manager was allowed to punch you in the head and then take it out of your paycheque.

    5. Re:Correction on the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      $3 bills?

      Heck, try spending some nice crisp $2 bills (REAL!). People look at you like you've grown a new head.

    6. Re:Correction on the story by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...at a Diary Queen drive-through...

      Is there really that much of a market for those who need to buy a diary without getting out of the car?

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    7. Re:Correction on the story by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      a $200 bill isn't legal tender, this taped-together bill was clearly marked as a 'moral reserve note' and featured George W. Bush's portrait.
      When Reagan was inaugurated, I took a $1 bill, photocopied it, added "N"s in front of all the "one"s, put zeroes wherever there was a "1", made the serial numbers all zeroes and put Reagan's picture instead of George W.'s. The result was a nice NONE DOLLAR bill, just as worthy as that "president" was...
    8. Re:Correction on the story by rthille · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's a great story about a guy trying to buy his burrito with a $2 bill here.[google cache]

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  37. GimpPrint by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 1

    I wonder what GimpPrint would think of being forced to print or not print certain documents based on their contents.

    This point should be moot - it's not GimpPrint's (or GimpPrint's authors') responsibility to enforce the legality of what you print. This is just like DRM telling me what I can or can't do with music I own - or that I created, for that matter. If GimpPrint (or any printing software) came to have such a feature, it would either be boycotted or forked with the restrictions removed. Not because of any desire to do illegal stuff, but simply in the name of freedom and to avoid anything remotely DRM-like.

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    1. Re:GimpPrint by eth00 · · Score: 1

      Or they could just distribute the source to said "feature" making it easy to disable. Then it would have it and not have it all in one.

    2. Re:GimpPrint by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      Try telling that to all the P2P companies who were shutdown after trying to argue that point.

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  38. The Future of Australian Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Go for plastic bank notes like australia. They work well... They even have clear patches you can see right through."

    This is a great idea that has future flexibility. As the Ozbuck becomes worth less and less, and it costs more and more to make them due to usual inflationary issues, they can just make the holes larger and larger to save money (sort of like with the economics of swiss cheese).

    Eventually, sometime around 2030 or so, the bills will resemble rectagular rings.

    1. Re:The Future of Australian Money by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 1

      Well apart from the fact the Aussie dollar is going up and up and up at the moment, the clear bit is not actually empty but is a special little bit of plactic with a watermark embbed in it

    2. Re:The Future of Australian Money by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      The fact that the Aussie dollar has been gaining against other currencies (mainly the US$) lately has been lost on you, hasn't it?

      The AU$ has increased in value by 20% in the last 12 months or so.

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    3. Re:The Future of Australian Money by Pulzar · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's just the US dollar that has been going down, and the others seem to be going up compared to US dollar.

      Here, try comparing AU$ to CDN$. Neither is growing compared to the other.

      Or, here's EURO compared to AU$.

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    4. Re:The Future of Australian Money by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      What happens if someone uses a paper-punch and removes that one little bit? Do clerks accept the money still? Or is the bill then an object d'art?

    5. Re:The Future of Australian Money by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      where i work if the tranparent window part is missing we can not accept the note

    6. Re:The Future of Australian Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember right, it's about the size of a quarter. People take notice when that large a piece is missing. Being noticed is not a good way to pass fake money.

    7. Re:The Future of Australian Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has it made up for the loses over the last five years? I travel to that part of the world and it's amazing why I could buy starting about three years ago. The asian flu really killed that area. Nice to hear it's coming back, but a recovery isn't something to brag so much about.

  39. New American currency, this year. by blanks · · Score: 5, Informative

    To slow down counterfeit bills (about 1 in every 10,000 bills is a counterfeit). The US treasury will be releasing new bills this year. And every 7 years.

    Having caught people using counterfeit bills from working in nightclubs and restaurants, it is starting to become a problem.

    Here is a link:
    new $20 dollar bills.

    1. Re:New American currency, this year. by throbber · · Score: 1

      So all the old notes suddenly loose their status as legal tender? I'm sure having 3 types of twenty dollar bill in circulation will make it much easier easier for a shop assistant to spot a fake one.

    2. Re:New American currency, this year. by aeinome · · Score: 1

      That's my thought, too. Ignorant people who don't remember the old bills may think those are counterfeit, thereby slowing down purchases and being much of a hassle. It's the same way with the security at airports. Have we really caught more "terrorists" with the new security? I doubt it.

      Introducing a new bill every 7 years will probably not hinder counterfeiting, but make life more of a hassle.

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    3. Re:New American currency, this year. by localghost · · Score: 2, Informative

      More information: Press release
      Picture of the actual bill: Front Back

    4. Re:New American currency, this year. by SiuanSanche · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing people complain about the changing of bills--but it all makes sense to me. My best friend's mom was born and raised in Taiwan. She was telling me once, that they change their money on a regular basis, I believe it was every 2 years or so, not because of counterfeiters and new technologies, but because the Chinese gov't would flood the market w/ counterfeits. (I did actually get to go to Taiwan w/ my friend and her mom and first hand saw them not accept the money because it was too old). Now that's not exactly what I call being a good neighbor. :/

    5. Re:New American currency, this year. by miracle69 · · Score: 1

      All it means is that the counterfitters have 2-3 different bill choices to counterfit, likely making it more difficult to spot a fake. After all, in 10 years, how many 16 year olds at McD's have really seen a 50 dollar bill from 1998?

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    6. Re:New American currency, this year. by grungeman · · Score: 1

      The USA is really behind in this issue. The Euro comes with loads of security features (including a hologram). Thoese features are explained on the webpage of the European Central Bank. Now there are still a lot of counterfeits in Europe (the Bulgarians are apparently really good at forgin money), which really makes you wonder if the ration of counterfeits in the US is really only 1 in 10000 bills, considering how easy it is to forge (the paper, the ink, it's not really an obstacle).

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    7. Re:New American currency, this year. by chargen · · Score: 1

      Boy, whoever printed that counterfeit note should really have checked their margins! They're HUGE!

      -Pete

    8. Re:New American currency, this year. by exabyte · · Score: 1

      The currency in the link looks like Monopoly money. I always knew that game had special meaning.

    9. Re:New American currency, this year. by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      heh - It looks like monopoly money.

      Our currency in Canada is coloured funny as well, but it isn't so "day-glo" looking... and we have shiny foil (goes green to gold) on some of our currency as well.

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    10. Re:New American currency, this year. by mjwise · · Score: 1

      US currency is the most counterfeited for the simple fact it's the MOST POPULAR across the world. It's notable that saddam made off with 900 million USD and 100 million Euro, not the other way around. If the Euro would ever become the most dominant currency, you'd have counterfeited Euros around the world in great numbers no matter what holograms, pretty colors, or radio transmitters you embedded in the 'legitimate bills.' The pros operating out of whatever country will always find a way to counterfeit the currency in question at least so enough people will be fooled for them to get away with it. Having worked in fast food in the US most domestic one-off counterfeits tend to be fairly pathetic. Think president's picture not matching the dollar amount. What's the use of the hologram if no one's going to look for it.

    11. Re:New American currency, this year. by lildogie · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is, doesn't changing the bills every so often make it harder for people to recognize authentic currency?

      After a few changes, there will be a diversity of $20's, for instance. It seems to me that it's much easier for people to be able to scrutinize one design than two or three different designs.

      Plus, anytime a new design starts to circulate, there is a period of time when some clueless merchants aren't going to recognize the new bills as authentic.

    12. Re:New American currency, this year. by localghost · · Score: 1

      American currency has always been like that. A $1 bill has about a ¾-cm margin on the back. It's a little less on the front. I don't have a $20 handy, but I'd guess it's very similar.

  40. UV light is the bane of home printers by AsmordeanX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My store went from no counterfeits to getting 4 fake $20 in as many weeks. Then I got a UV lamp that beeps if something reacts too much under the light. It can be defeated, but that requires more effort than clicking print and lining up both sides of the page.

    Since we started using that, we have stopped almost $150 in counterfeits. Not bad for a $40 lamp. In the two years that it has been in place, the bank has not found anymore counterfeits in our deposits.

    One would think that a nice dim area where these bills are easier to pass, that a UV lamp would be even more useful since you could see things like the UV emblem that is on canadian money or the red fibers.

    1. Re:UV light is the bane of home printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once attended a talk by James Randi where he discussed these UV lights. He took a genuine note, completely coloured it in using a UV marker, then tried to use it in a restaurant. They refused to accept it, and he didn't have any other money on him, so he later returned with a note that he'd written "100% Genuine!" on.

    2. Re:UV light is the bane of home printers by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      Out of curiousity, having never owned a store, when you take your cash to the bank (assuming a couple thousand dollars at least), and they count it all out, do they really not give 20 bucks if they find a stray counterfeit $20 in a stack of $4310 dollars?

      Do you as the store-owner take the brunt of this?
      Can't you just raise hell and threaten to take your business (which must be worth more than $20 to a bank) elsewhere?

      I mean I could understand if you brought in bags of the fake stuff, but if it was one bill out of hundreds, I'd be a little pissed if they brought it up to me.

    3. Re:UV light is the bane of home printers by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      I think from my understanding, if the bill passes for a bill according to certain definitions it gets replaced by the treasury, and 20$ has entered the circulation (20$ gets removed elseware).

      If enough was amis with the bill that a blind def dumb man should have noted its counterfit nature, it falls on the buisness which collected it.

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    4. Re:UV light is the bane of home printers by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

      Nope, the bank will happily screw you. It doesn't matter if you have one $5 in a stack of $10,000 or two $100 in a stack of $1000. Maybe if you are friends with the bank manager or own a casino that deposits $1,000,000 every few days but not a small business.

  41. Gimme a break.... by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    The inkjet printer can't duplicate ANY of the security features of a modern banknote...

    Saying the printer is at fault for some bar getting a fake bill is absurd.... until that printer can reproduce the: threaded strip, watermark, 2 tone ink, and feel of the paper, it's not a threat. This is someone wanting to pimp their new technology based on a campaign of fear.

    Sure, you can bleach $1 bills, and print on those... but really, this is NOT a big problem.

    The funny thinga bout currency counterfeitting... as the number of fake bills caught in an area rises, people start looking more carefully.

    If there are just a few here and there, it's not a threat.

  42. Ex-Lax counterfeiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we shift our economy to Wonkadollars, there are a couple of considerations:

    Do we need to give them a hard candy shell so they melt in your mouth, not in your wallet?

    What about the problem of sneaky counterfeiters using Ex-Lax to make fake Wonka dollars? Again, melting in the vicinity of the rear of the pants is a problem.

  43. Printer driver software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    De La Rue has been working with computer firm Software 2000 on an anti-digifeiting system, which modifies printer driver software to recognise data patterns indicative of banknotes from many countries.

    It's not that hard to crack software.

  44. Features? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike costly color xerographic copiers that come inbuilt with features to detect security details on banknotes and stop currency copying, the cheap printers come with such feature.

    So both the costly and cheap printers have these features? What's all the fuss about then?

  45. the hand of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once tried to trick a guy with one of those inspirational message fake twenties that are sometimes lying around. He didn't even look at it and he said, "That's not real money" and dropped it.

    I had been fooled until I looked at it, but I doubt I'll be fooled again-- fighting counterfeits is an eduational issue.

    *Feel* your money. US money in particular feels different that most paper you can get your hands on-- in fact the paper US currency is printed on is legal only for the purposes of printing money.

    Train you wait staff/cashiers to give every piece of currenc a little squeeze and they'll know instantly whether it's real-- regardless of lighting conditions.

  46. Bleach a lower value note. by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

    I've yet to see this one, but I know it happens. People will bleach the ink out of a US $20. Then print a $100 on it. $75 profit. Even has the nifty nylon strip still in it!.

    1. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by blowhole · · Score: 2, Funny

      1) Bleach 20 dollar bill.
      2) Make $5 disappear.
      2) ???
      3) Profit $75!

      Yeah, yeah... I know where you were going with it. =P

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    2. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      But the strip is in a different place on each denomination, and has the denomination spelled out on it. You'd just have to hold it up to the light or (IIRC) under a blacklight to see "USA TWENTY USA TWENTY USA TWENTY" the length of the strip.

      Plus the face in the watermark in the paper would not be Ben Franklin.

      IMHO, you'd have to be a complete dolt to not notice a bleached bill.

      ~Philly

    3. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't it be smarter to do the same thing with a $1?

    4. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hah yeah, and there are so few of those in the country/world

    5. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Well, not to be the mathmarm, that's 80 dollar profit.

    6. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by ahaning · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you steal the bleach. We're not stealing here, we're counterfeiting!

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    7. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you use a 20, then you at least get a security strip and watermark. Most people don't check what they say, they just check to be sure that they're there. Thus, the lowest denomination with which this would be effective would be a $5.

    8. Re:Bleach a lower value note. by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

      Exactly :) I assumed that bleching requires equipment and chemicals. Say $5 worth. As for that strip, we lack such a thing in Canada but I am told that bleaching is quite a problem with current US money. I know one store owner in Kentucky that has had a few go threw. Apparently just the appearance of the strip is enough to make staff happy, even if it says USA 20 on it instead of USA 100

  47. Tell it to the judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There's actually an artist that "creates" currency artwork, not resembling real currency at all. But, he goes to places and "buys" (barters) for things with his artwork that actually ends up selling for thousands of real dollars."

    Hmmm. That would be a great excuse in court for the counterfeiter who is very bad at what he does. "Your honor, these don't resemble real money, right? I'm an artist! Back off!"

  48. Feeding the Trolls by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: 1

    I try not to, but I can't resist this time.

    It seems that out dollar has been gaining value for quite some time, while the US is going broke faster then the Soviet Union did.

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    1. Re:Feeding the Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Slight correction.. it's not really that the Australian dollar is going up, just that the US dollar is going down. So we've actually being going down against the Euro (luckily I only spend Thursday in Europe before flying across to the US).

    2. Re:Feeding the Trolls by TeraCo · · Score: 1
      Well, that's actually a good thing, because if our dollar kept going up and up, our exports would drop and our economy would start to tank.

      So, we really have the best of both worlds, a competitive dollar where we buy stuff [ie: The US] and a cheap dollar where we sell things [ie: Asia and Europe].

      You only run in to problems if you want to buy something from/visit Asia or Europe!

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    3. Re:Feeding the Trolls by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the world ain't that easy. You may not personally buy something from overseas, but the company that makes the stuff you buy almost certainly is. Which means the stuff you buy gets more expensive.

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    4. Re:Feeding the Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the companies switch to buying stuff from US suppliers.

    5. Re:Feeding the Trolls by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Which is only possible to a very limited degree. Again, the world ain't that simple, and hasn't been for decades.

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    6. Re:Feeding the Trolls by TeraCo · · Score: 1
      The interesting thing about the Australian economy is that it's mainly primary industry, we don't often import other materials, process them and send them on.

      A very large portion (almost all) of our imports are for consumption [ie: TV's and things like that], and those sort of purchases are easy to change.

      If your average parent [or Personal Assistant for work purchases] is at the story buying a colour TV for the lounge [or company foyer] and they notice the US brand is half the price of the Japanese one, I am sure they know which one to choose.

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    7. Re:Feeding the Trolls by BenTels0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Errrr.... The value of a currency is what you pay for a unit of it in another currency. So what could possibly be the difference between the AUD or the Euro going up and the $ going down? It's the same thing....

  49. How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why did Saddam have dollars instead of euros?

    Our money is used to control the world economy. Monitary supply is watched extremely closely by the fed. By keeping our money consistant it makes all those illicit activities good to do because the money never "expires".

    Could you imagine a columbian drug czar or saddam going to the bank to exchange their 1/2 a billion dollars?

    This is how we tople governments. Money.

    Greed is good. -Gordon Gekko

    1. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by xQx · · Score: 1

      Why was Saddam invaded shortly after demanding America start paying for their Oil in Euros?

      Now *that* is an interesting question for another day, which you won't hear about on CNN.

    2. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by egoff · · Score: 2

      OPEC is considering trading oil in Euros rather than Dollars. This would reduce the need for many firms and countries to hold dollars, and instead increase their need to hold euros. Combine that with the rapidly dropping value of the dollar and you'll realize that the dollar isn't keeping its value, and very well might plummet in value in the near future. There are even rumors and signs that the current American administration is willing to accept a lower valued dollar compared to other currencies.

    3. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The value of the US dollar has fluctuated wildly over the past 2 decades. I don't see your point.

    4. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did Saddam have dollars instead of euros?

      er, because the dollars were delivered by rumsfeld himself during the 80's?

    5. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      To get rid of all those nasty weapons of mass destruction he had stockpiled, the missiles poised for strike, the chemicals ready to unleash and lets not forget all that Anthrax he used to fight off the invaders!

      Just as well GWB did invade, because there was obviously no time to waste on diplomacy - Saddam was going to make a deathly first strike on the world any day.

      You leftist green commie, how dare you suggest that GWB wants Iraq's oil, he's only there for the good of thier country ! And his country. Mostly his country.

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    6. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now *that* is an interesting question for another day, which you won't hear about on CNN"

      I did hear about that on either CNN or MSNBC, and how irrelevant it was.

    7. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Saddam had U.S. dollars because that's how the U.S. gave him the loans!
      The U.S. Government gave and loaned Iraq millions upon millions of dollars. They did this even AFTER Saddam invaded Kuwait!
      Remember, up until the U.S. decided it needed to test out the newest weapons and chose Saddam as the test subject over a decade ago, he and his country were some of our best friends in the region.

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    8. Re:How do you think the $ keeps it's value? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, interesting.

      You realize the easiest way to invalidate a rumor is to argue from authority that it's "not significant" before it ever gets founded? Had they listed the reasons it was false, it would have been instantly validated as true.

      If there is one thing CNN is good at, it's the act of making half truths into truths, and truths into ghosts of memory. This is what mass political media does to a nation.

  50. One thing that should probably be mentioned... by EvilFrog · · Score: 1

    The article is referring to british pounds. This may not work as well with US dollars.

    I don't recommend finding out.

  51. With the price of an inkjet cartridge ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm not wasting precious ink on counterfeiting !!

  52. Try it with New Zealand money by nzyank · · Score: 3, Funny

    NZ bills have see-through embossed plastic windows and last time I checked my Lexmark I didn't see a cartridge that would replace paper with clear embossed plastic. Maybe the US should just make the face bigger. Yeah...that should do it.

    1. Re:Try it with New Zealand money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NZ bills have see-through embossed plastic windows and last time I checked my Lexmark I didn't see a cartridge that would replace paper with clear embossed plastic

      So you're the one that bought a Lexmark printer.

      I'm so sorry.

    2. Re:Try it with New Zealand money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So you're the one that bought a Lexmark printer.

      No, he got it as a free prize from a cereal box.

    3. Re:Try it with New Zealand money by salty_oz · · Score: 1

      I think we have found the official monetry note for Linux. The NZ $5 note has a penguin on it.
      http://www.rbnz.govt.nz/currency/money/006061 7-8.j pg

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    4. Re:Try it with New Zealand money by Tsuzuki · · Score: 1

      Some guy tried faking the window in Australian banknotes with sticky tape a couple of years back. Needless to say, they spotted it immediately and he ran away. Not sure if they ever caught him...

  53. I recall... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    ...when the first hi-rez color copiers came out in Japan (1990?)...took a month or two for high quality fake YEN bills to show up on the streets. All the copiers were then promptly equipped to detect whenever you put a bill in them and tried to make copies.

    Not that anyone was discouraged from finding ways around that, however...

  54. Old news in Malaysia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Malaysia, back on 1997 there are both counterfeit $1 coins and $10 notes. The coutnerfeit $1 coins is so popular that the central bank stop issuing $1 coin now.

    Back to the $10 notes, I have receive one in year 2000, after taking a change from a grocery store, where the teller sneak in the $10 notes with few others $10. A perfect counterfeit from inkjet printer, with a gray color insurance mark. Now, the central bank issue $10 notes with more shinning "insurance marks" .

  55. Not only counterfeit money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Posted anonymously to not karma whore, and, well, for obvious reasons.

    For about five years now I have been in the counterfeitting game. Using nothing more than an Epson printer, teslin (a special paper that does not tear, and bonds to laminate very well), and laminates with holograms (easily made using a hacked gold interference cart), I can produce fake identification cards that will pass every test up to destructive (not including having them run against the DMV database).

    After a while, creating fake IDs was child's play...nothing new here, time for me to move along. I learned how to create fake checks with nothing more than a laser printer, specialized check stock, and specialized MICR toner. When combined with the fake IDs, it took only a few minutes of work to illicitely gain hundreds of dollars.

    Unforunantly, this method has become more widespread, so it was time to move on. Now, using an offset printing press, a magnetic encoder, and an embosser, I can create fake credit cards in a matter of a half hour or so. Go to the store, swipe for a few laptops, and sell.

    This said, I have NEVER counterfeitted money because all of these methods are just so much easier. Why bother having the Secret Service breathing down your back for that, when you can just utilize the same techniques to make large amounts of cash?

    Point being: most people who utilize fraud for a living do NOT make fake currency, and those who do have much better equipment than described. I'd worry about stopping identity theft, which is all too easy to perform.

    1. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by acceleriter · · Score: 1
      Unforunantly, this method has become more widespread, so it was time to move on. Now, using an offset printing press, a magnetic encoder, and an embosser, I can create fake credit cards in a matter of a half hour or so. Go to the store, swipe for a few laptops, and sell.

      This said, I have NEVER counterfeitted money because all of these methods are just so much easier. Why bother having the Secret Service breathing down your back for that, when you can just utilize the same techniques to make large amounts of cash?

      I call bullshit. Either that, or you're in for a rude awakening when you find that the Secret Service investigates counterfeit credit cards, too. Interesting post, regardless.

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    2. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit. Either that, or you're in for a rude awakening when you find that the Secret Service investigates counterfeit credit cards [secretservice.gov], too. Interesting post, regardless.

      acceliriter-- I am very aware that Secret Service investigates counterfeit credit cards, but they WILL NOT (not official policy, experience of hundreds has shown) investigate amounts of under $20,000. They will, however, get inolved with some punk-ass kid printing up twenties on his deskjet. The reason being that our money is no longer backed by gold, so fake dollar bills can hurt the US economy much more than some 'stolen' cash.

      Feel free to ask any questions you may have, whether it be to learn or to try to dispove me (though that would be wasting your time).

    3. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i envy you

    4. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by comet_11 · · Score: 1

      Don't you worry about being caught and sent to ass-pound prison or anything?

      Also, you might want to have a look at The Invisible IRC Project and The Freenet Project if you're looking for a more anonymous/heavily encrypted place. Hell, I think Counterfeiting is one of the few crimes FreeNet doesn't have a page for yet.

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    5. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now, using an offset printing press, a magnetic encoder, and an embosser, I can create fake credit cards in a matter of a half hour or so. Go to the store, swipe for a few laptops, and sell.

      I find this difficult to believe. I can't believe that any store would allow a sale of several thousand dollars (even the $1000+ for a single laptop) to go through without obtaining a hold on the credit card. Any store that would do this is just asking to be defrauded.

      I'd also like to point out that this post is an admission to several possible felonies, which is enough for the Treasury Department to get a warrant against Slashdot's servers so that they can find the source IP address and time of the posting. If they take that information to the ISP that owns that block they can have the street address of the poster. Enough evidence there for a search warrant (or maybe just some discreet surveillance), which, if this guy is telling the truth, would probably lead to an arrest.

      This guy is either lying or just really stupid.

    6. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by Anarchitect · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:
      This guy is either lying or just really stupid.
      Or just that much more 'leet than thou. Don't give that idea credence? Then YOU catch him!
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    7. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worry about being caught? No, I cannot do that as it would bring nervousness, and ultimately my downfall. However, I take all precautions possible to assure that I remain unknown. First, my computer used to communicate with others from the business is seperate from that used to work..and both are HEAVILY encrypted. Also, I chain multiple non-logging offshore proxies and connect to the net only over an open wireless network. All of the mail I receive is sent to empty houses that cannot be linked to me, and all of my phone conversations take place on an anonymous cell phone. As for in person, I only cash or purchase things far away from where I stay, and I always use a disguise. Fingerprints can be altered by allowing superglue to dry on the fingers.

      Thank you for the links, but those are not as secure as the way we are doing business now.

    8. Re:Not only counterfeit money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find this difficult to believe. I can't believe that any store would allow a sale of several thousand dollars (even the $1000+ for a single laptop) to go through without obtaining a hold on the credit card. Any store that would do this is just asking to be defrauded.

      Merchants who use POS terminals (not online merchants), are refunded by the credit card issuer for fraudulent transactions. Therefore, they have no reason to go above the policies that Visa/MC/Amex asks them to follow (get a carbon copy of the cc, sometimes a photocopy of the receipt for larger purchases). Further, I do not use Gold accounts, I use platinum accounts. To the credit card issuer's anti-fraud software, a $3000 purchase on a platinum card does not seem suspicious.

      I'd also like to point out that this post is an admission to several possible felonies, which is enough for the Treasury Department to get a warrant against Slashdot's servers so that they can find the source IP address and time of the posting. If they take that information to the ISP that owns that block they can have the street address of the poster. Enough evidence there for a search warrant (or maybe just some discreet surveillance), which, if this guy is telling the truth, would probably lead to an arrest.

      You are right, the Treasury Department could easily get a warrant to obtain my IP address from the non-logging proxy in Russia. After they did this, it would be no problem to track me through the 5-10 other proxies that I chain through that all are located in different counties. However, I suppose you are right, after doing this I surely will be arrested...as they will have the IP of an open public wireless network. You think that I do all of this, read slashdot, and couldn't keep myself anonymous? It is good for both of us that you stay out of this game.

      This guy is either lying or just really stupid.

      An excellent self-diagnosis, I must say.

  56. Not to worry... by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    I wonder what GimpPrint would think of being forced to print or not print certain documents based on their contents.

    Don't worry about it, I'm sure GimpPrint will pick up on the "Evil Node" all on its own.

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  57. Get the RIAA Involved by nzyank · · Score: 1

    They'll fix the counterfeiting problem like they fixed CD's by making the money not work anywhere.

  58. Well, thats less of a problem with secure bills... by WegianWarrior · · Score: 4, Informative

    ..like, for instance, Norwegian ones (see http://www.norgesbank.no/english/notes_and_coins/n otes.html for more on those) which has real securitymeasures like holograms and 'mother of pearl'-effect on it. Good luck trying to copy or scan that, 'cuz it plain can't be done without very, very specialised equipment. In fact, a while back I wrote up a short piece on Norwgian money for one of my american friends who were comming over to visit, and since he wondered how they have apperantly managed to scan it at http://www.norgesbank.no/english/notes_and_coins/c ounterfeit200kr.html , I gave them a call and asked - and was told that that picture was made out of a "number of scans at various angles blended together". For some reason they didn't want to give me any more details on how to achive that efect...

    Sorry for not giving proper links, but I seem to have misplaced my little 'cheat-note' on how to write that bit of code...

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  59. As a bonus to those reading at 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was the thing I read on it.

  60. Might not always be a good idea by LoztInSpace · · Score: 1

    I worked in a bar in Peru for a bit and fake Peruvian notes there were a big problem. (Relatively of course - not too much non-local forgeries I shouldn't think!) You could tell through the feel but mostly they would wear away along a centre fold in a way quite different to real notes. We had a checker though so whatever the age of the note the serial numbers would show up black on the fakes and florecent on the real deals.

    1. Re:Might not always be a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I worked in a bar in Peru for a bit

      I love the way that you just toss that out. You probably did - it's just not the sort of thing you hear every day (except perhaps in Peru). It's sort of like saying "I rasied chickens in Iceland for a bit" or "I raised cattle in Tahiti for a bit".

  61. Bad time to pass bad bills by Lemuel · · Score: 1

    This topic came up in a story in the New York Times magazine today. This is otherwise an interesting article about a white racist who was actually black, but after ending one stretch in prison he ended up back there again after trying to pass a phone $20 at a Dunkin' Donuts. Aside from not being a dimly lit location, there was a cop behind him in line to help when the cashier refused the bill.

    1. Re:Bad time to pass bad bills by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 1

      Crap. What happens to me if I get a phoney $20 and then (without knowing is phoney) try to spend it. I have to go to jail? Holy Fuck that sucks.

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    2. Re:Bad time to pass bad bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is otherwise an interesting article about a white racist who was actually black

      Sounds like the NYT is now copying stories from Dave Chappelle. He had a bit where a black guy joined the KKK.

      When someone told him he was black, he immediately divorced his (white) wife for being a "N----- lover"

    3. Re:Bad time to pass bad bills by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      When they fingerprint the bill and find only your's and the clerk's prints on the bill, it will be rather clear that you printed the bill.
      If the bill had other prints on it such that it obviously had circulated through other parties, then you likely could not be convited (the whole reasonable doubt thing)

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    4. Re:Bad time to pass bad bills by upt1me · · Score: 1

      What a cop at Dunkin' Donuts?

  62. Sooner or later by Wolfier · · Score: 1

    We should be expecting to find water spots on all bank notes resulting from people dropping water on them to see if they're from inkjets.

    1. Re:Sooner or later by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Actually the ink used to print the serial numbers on some US bills will smudge when wet/oily...I once worked at a grocery store and was sure I had a fake bill, only it turned out to be genuine, the ink just smudged anyway.

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    2. Re:Sooner or later by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 1

      What kind of cheap ass ink are you using?

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  63. Paranoia mode on.... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "Yeah! That's the real reason the govt wants to extend the DMCA ban third-party inkjet refills, so they can keep tracing printer output back to its source! Tinfoil hat time... :)"

    Printing is one way you can get around copyright/trademark restrictions.

    Consider the simple example of Disney. They want to get a cut every time you buy a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt, and they crack down on unauthorized knock-offs. Now, there is nothing stopping you from scanning a pic of Mick and printing it to iron on to your T-shirt. This is just a simple example. There are many other ways to "enjoy" printing copyrighted materials and pictures like this.

    With the DMCA, it is conceivable to curtail this. Imagine if each image produced had a digital value ID based on how it looked. When you print anything, the image would go through a section of the printer driver that would boil your image down to a value ID, and this would be checked through the Internet against registered ID's to see if it was close.

    So, when you try to print that cool Wolverine picture (scanned from a comic book or movie ad in a magazine) to hang on your wall, you get an alert "Printing aborted. Attempted unauthorized printing of copyrighted material detected".

    Far fetched? Yeah. Far off too: I think it would need much more bandwidth and a more ubiquitous Internet. However, if some of the worst predictions about the DMCA come true, I think "they" would eventually want to stop "ability to scan and print anything you want without copyright holder's permission".

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    1. Re:Paranoia mode on.... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it's called Palladium/TCPA.(More Tinfoil hat time)

    2. Re:Paranoia mode on.... by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody's forcing you to buy a new printer. Just use the one you have now to print illegal material. It's good enough.

      Same with these future can-only-run-signed-code computers. Don't buy them; your current computer is probably pretty good and can run ANY code you tell it to.

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    3. Re:Paranoia mode on.... by sebi · · Score: 1

      Nobody's forcing you to buy a new printer. Just use the one you have now to print illegal material. It's good enough.

      With computers I agree, but printers generally break faster. And if they don't break the day will come when there either are no more cartridges or no driver support in Windows. At least driver support should not be a problem as long as you use an open OS.

  64. Small time counterfiting profitable? by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think a wide spread issue of this ability to reproduce bills would be a problem if they were good enough to fool change machines.

    I know the local gas station accepts bills in their outdoor machines, let alone do it your self carwashes that provide coins for change to use in the machines, though some are switching to tokens rather then quarters. I've never tried something I knew was counterfit, but i'd imagine that, given that these vending machines use scanners to identify a bill, i'd think they'd be easier to fool.

    Further more, small time counterfitting is less likely to raise an eyebrow. A $20, $50, $100 will be looked at most carefuly... where a $5, or a $10 isn't going to be considered as much of a threat.

    While I wouldn't want to buy, let's say a car, with quarters, they are indeed legal tender, and no human is going to argue about a quarter being counterfit, and quarters don't have any serial numbers to boot.

    This is what i'd be concerned about, a flood of sub $20 counterfit currency.

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    1. Re:Small time counterfiting profitable? by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Coins cost more than they are worth to counterfeit, and can not be marked up. However, bills all cost the same amount to make, and can be marked up, since they have the same size/color.

    2. Re:Small time counterfiting profitable? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Ok.. let me explain again

      1. Counterfit a $5 or a $10 bill
      2. Put in change vending machine, get back quarters.
      3. Profit

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    3. Re:Small time counterfiting profitable? by ONU+CS+Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but something that isn't said is that when things like this happen at carwashes/laundromats, the first place that the police go to look are at the banks. The banks sometimes are the first people to know, and the tellers have a good memory about people coming in and dumping large amounts of change for them to cash over.

      This actually happened to me once--I went to visit the significant other at work, and brought in my 'tub of change' to cash in. Well, there had been a lot of vandalism at a local car wash, and the next day I had a call from the local police department questioning the change. The police department was small enough that they knew that we were together, however, they have to question everyone as procedure.

      My next goal: A coinstar machine, only without them coming to pick the change up...me keeping it. Any ideas? I'd like to have one in my place.

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  65. Got a fake $20 from an ATM once by ishmalius · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A few months ago I got a bogus $20 from an automatic teller machine. It was one-sided, and made on regular paper. It looked like it had been moistened and pressed to give it a more realistic texture. However, it was so obviously fake that I find it hard to believe that it passed visual inspection twice:

    1. From the bank employee who received it
    2. From another employee who stocked the ATM

    How is this possible? Anyway, I called the bank; they said they would take it back and do the paperwork. But they would -not- reimburse me the $20! Cheap bastards! (kidding) ;-)

    1. Re:Got a fake $20 from an ATM once by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that a fake bill made it through the Federal reserve. Banks send thier money there, and it gets well-tested for any counterfeiting.

    2. Re:Got a fake $20 from an ATM once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how it works in the US, but here in Belgium the ATM's that are part of a bank often use a money supply provided by that local bank, not by the National Bank. As such, this is a problem that tends to pop up more and more, of fake notes getting distributed by those ATM's, since the tellers of local banks seem to be less experienced at spotting fakes.

  66. Elements can not be "copied" by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

    Perhaps using silver coin, or small amounts of gold, or gold-and-silver combonations would help stop counterfeiting crimes. Lead-to-gold conversion was proved impossible, since atoms are exactly conserved and can not be copied like paper money.

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    1. Re:Elements can not be "copied" by bagsc · · Score: 1

      The only way to guarantee no counterfeiting is to make the currency cost more to manufacture than its value, at which point commodities are more valuable, and making 'currency' a commodity.

      The entire point of currency is its value is entirely legal (the full faith and credit of the US government), not instrinsic. Your gold standard idea was tried before, and the cornering of the US gold market caused the Great Depression. Hence the float and reserve system.

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    2. Re:Elements can not be "copied" by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      lead to gold and other transmutations have been done since the mid-20th century. Just takes a garden variety proton or heavy ion particle accelerator with sufficient energy.

      Atoms can and have been be created, copied and destroyed.

    3. Re:Elements can not be "copied" by Neuticle · · Score: 1

      I thought that lead had four stable isotopes that WON'T transmute. If you bombard them, they just decay back to lead right away. Anyone know for sure?
      Now if you could mimic a supernova, you could make any element you want! w00t!

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    4. Re:Elements can not be "copied" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Perhaps using silver coin, or small amounts of gold, or gold-and-silver combonations would help stop counterfeiting crimes. Lead-to-gold conversion was proved impossible, since atoms are exactly conserved and can not be copied like paper money.


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  67. Geeks and the Criminal Impulse by bethanie · · Score: 1

    I think, as with most crimes requiring some skill and thought, there will be those who attempt to "digifeit" to see simply if they can. (Sound familiar?)

    Then again, there will be those who won't even try it simply because it's illegal.

    ....Bethanie....

    1. Re:Geeks and the Criminal Impulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure does sound familiar. 10 years ago, after I got a fake ID, I started making them just to see if I could make a better quality fake. It was amazing how easy it was, even with 1992 technology. Of course, I was making fake NJ licenses, and I think 1892 technology could make a passable fake of those candyass things.

      All it took was a Mac, a StyleWriter (inkjet printer), a Polaroid, and some gold spraypaint to make the hologram. Well, a little more stuff than that, but you get the idea.

      I even made fake Selective Service cards as 'backup'-- that was even easier, I just had to duplicate the layout in PageMaker. The hardest part was getting a green ink cart for the StyleWriter. I just bought some bottled ink and a veterinary syringe, and refilled an empty black cart. Run a sheet of cardstock through the printer three times (once per side for the form in green ink, and once for the name and address and stuff in black ink), cut out with an XActo knife, fold, and voila.

      When I turned 21 I "retired," but I made a pretty decent profit in the 2 years I did it. :-)

  68. Try printing a hologram by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Canada we have holograms embedded into all bills 20 dollars and up. While some crooks have indeed gotten away with glueing on fake holograms, anyone with half a clue could tell simply by touch that the bills were fakes. Then again, from my experience people arent checking bills too throughly at busy nightclubs.. I am sure in a single night at the ones around here you could pass at least 1G in fake 20s without a problem at all.

    1. Re:Try printing a hologram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada we have holograms embedded into all bills 20 dollars and up. While some crooks have indeed gotten away with glueing on fake holograms, anyone with half a clue could tell simply by touch that the bills were fakes.

      They gotta go to the Chinese knock-off shops where they make software & other "authentic" copies with perfect holograms on them...

    2. Re:Try printing a hologram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the strippers are very intimate with the exact feel and texture of all kinds of bills. I think grocery stores should do away with cash registers, and instead have a stripper dancing up on the conveyor belt, then you tuck your cash in her thong in return for your beer, Cheetos, and hard salami.

      Yes that last one was intentional.

    3. Re:Try printing a hologram by Bugaboo · · Score: 1

      Even better that you can't do that with the new five and ten-dollar bills as the hologram is transluscent and superimposed over the middle of the bill.

    4. Re:Try printing a hologram by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Have the Canadians stopped accepting the older, non-hologram currency? If I were a counterfeiter I'd always counterfit the oldest, lowest-tech bills commonly acceptable.

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    5. Re:Try printing a hologram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't sell beer in grocery stores here.

    6. Re:Try printing a hologram by Jardine · · Score: 1

      They do in my town. We have an LCBO outlet in a local corner store. They also sell pizza, rent movies, and have quite a few groceries. So you can get beer, pizza, a movie, and the stuff to put in a sandwich.

    7. Re:Try printing a hologram by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      You'd get looked at funny for trying to pass an old $20 (redesigned, out of print since '91), $2 (replaced with coin, out of print since '96), or $1 bill (replaced with coin, out of print since 1987).

      The old $5 (replaced with a new design that includes a gold "hologram" type thing shaped like some maple leaves introduced 2002) and $10 (same deal as the 5's, but a year earlier) are still fair game (and cause havoc at places that have change machines. They shut down the machine when I was in highschool for the whole year for having ~ $100 worth of fake 10's in it)

    8. Re:Try printing a hologram by wrenkin · · Score: 1

      The thing is that the hologram currencies ARE the old ones. The new ones have ultraviolet coats of arms, UV-sensitive fibres (which glow in a different colour) and special gold maple leaf patterns that change depending on viewing angle, not to mention the watermarks, raised numerals and braille.

      And those are just the $5 & $10 (US $3.75 and US $7.50). The larger currencies will probably have more features, like the aforementioned holograms (the 5 and 10 never had 'em).

      The denominations with holograms havn't been updated yet. Currently only the $5 and $10 bills are in their revised form, but the $20 is due out soon. The pre-hologram >$20 currency is VERY rare to find in circulation, and unless the person paying their bill is an old lady who doesn't get out much, it would raise eyebrows.

      Unlike some countries which have only recently started to revise their currency regularly, Canada has been doing this for a while (We seem to have managed the transition to $1 coin a little better than our friend Susan B. Anthony). Every decade to 15 years the Bank of Canada restart the rollout cycle with a new series, one bill every year or so, with the higher value bills coming later to take advantage of technology and knowledge gained from designing the less valuable ones -- of course, a change of monarch would tend to mess that schedule up.

      The hologram ones are late 80's to the beginning of the 90s. Before that, the $20s and up were somewhere around the late 70s, and relied on more traditional raised ink techniques.

      Again, a large surge in '78-era currency would raise suspicion.

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    9. Re:Try printing a hologram by dadragon · · Score: 1

      of course, a change of monarch would tend to mess that schedule up.

      A change of monarch would only affect the $20 and the coins. Here's a list of who's on our currency in the current series:

      $1, $2, $20: Queen Elizabeth II with $1 and $2 being out of print in favour of coins.
      $5: Wilfred Laurier
      $10: John A. MacDonald
      $50: William Lyon Mackenzie King
      $100: Robert Borden
      $1000: Queen Elizabeth II, out of print.

      If you want a list of people on the older series' check out the Bank of Canada

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    10. Re:Try printing a hologram by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Have the Canadians stopped accepting the older, non-hologram currency?

      Not officially, but the non-hologram currency in larger demoninations is rare. The $20, $50, and $100 have been hologram for a good 12 years now. The $10 and $5 are both hologram as of 2001 and 2002 respectivly. The non hologram $10 and $5 will be rare soon enough, and I haven't seen a $2 or $1 note in many, many years.

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  69. That wasn't an ATM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "A few months ago I got a bogus $20 from an automatic teller machine."

    That wasn't an ATM. It was just a booth containing an inkjet printer. It was set to print out whatever you ordered.

  70. Hehe, I counterfeited once. by N!ck · · Score: 1

    About a year ago, I counterfeited some "red money" and spread it around my middle school campus. My stupid teachers didn't think it could be done since the money was on red paper, but it took all of about five minutes to produce a perfect master copy on a white sheet of paper. The project was ruined, needless to say. I had serious problems with it, though. I'm glad it failed.

    1. Re:Hehe, I counterfeited once. by N!ck · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I was never caught. I sent a couple of subsequent letters anonymously taunting and ridiculing my teachers, even. They knew it was me, I think, because I complained about the project at the very beginning, but they had no proof and certainly no confession. :D

  71. Please fix the mistake in the submission.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unlike costly color xerographic copiers that come inbuilt with features to detect security details on banknotes and stop currency copying, the cheap printers come with such feature." The problem with long senentences is that the author often forgets what they were trying to say by the time they reach. (I think the submission should read "the cheap printers come with _NO_ such feature")

  72. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  73. URL with NZ Designs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NZ Currency
    Sure some people complained it looked like Monopoly money at first, but they have shut up now ;)

  74. US banknotes look simple to copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't live in the US.

    Recently I had to purchase some US cash for an upcoming trip to the States. My first reaction to seeing US bank notes for the first time was, "that looks like monopoly money".

    Having the notes all the same size, and in a monocrome colour scheme is just asking for this sort of thing.

    (New Zealand bank notes are coloured, and printed on plastic paper).

  75. Return to Gold by notestein · · Score: 1

    Gold, it's a lot harder to conterfiet. And when you do, it's radioactive.

  76. Just copy the old money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There still is plenty of old, easy-to-counterfeit money in circulation. It's still legal tender.

  77. Re:One of the funniest Beavis and Butthead episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh.

    Taco and friends need to read this book.

  78. Solution to everything . . . . ? by jrl87 · · Score: 1

    Answers to a few questions.

    Doesn't the paper feel different? Yes, but there are a lot of idiots here.

    Don't the bills have security strips that are different colors? Yes, but who carries a UV light with them and even if they did there are a lot of idiots here

    Where can I get that type of paper? It's actually made out of denim, so if you have enough time for trial and error you can actually make it out of your old jeans - $25 pair = at least 100 bills after you master the technique. (look in kids books on how to make paper out of newspaper - similar technique)

    In conclusion, my solution to this is do away with money. Make everything free. Then, the morally poor will be the "poor people" and those with high standards will be "weathy people." Everyone would actually have a chance in life and it would be their fault if they blew it. Plus, Microsoft would be open source.

    1. Re:Solution to everything . . . . ? by jonr · · Score: 1

      UV strip is a good idea. Why don't cash registers come with built in UV light. It doesn't need to be much, just small 'refridgerator light' that turns on when the drawer is opened? Simplest solutions are always the best.
      And the paper feel is the first thing you (I) notice. The paper may have the same thickness, but no matter how you crumble it, I could always feel the difference. So I guess it is only good to light your cigars. :)
      J.

    2. Re:Solution to everything . . . . ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it isn't made out of denim. I don't know where you got that idea from. It is kind of fabric, though.

  79. Re:One of the funniest Beavis and Butthead episode by pingus · · Score: 1

    You could be a cockeyed.com reader

    If not, I suggest becoming one.

    "..the clerk told me that I would not be able to pay for the copies with my fake money. Disappointed but understanding, I paid with a counterfit check."

  80. I live in rural Michigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've got tons of graduates of the Americorps program, they're dumber than rocks. The clerk likely never handles money in her personal life, she's got her "Bridge" debit card issued by the Family Incineration Agency.

    I wonder just what law was violated here?

  81. the penalties from counterfitting by luzrek · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I hate to say it, but only an idiot would counterfit any currency. Wired magazine had an article on this a couple of years ago. The pennalties for counterfitting in the USA is $250,000 AND 25 years in prision per offence. An offence is making, or trying to pass a counterfit note. It is also pretty easy to get caught, since most clerks have pens which can detect fake notes.

    As for the technical aspects. Take a look at the "big head" notes. Their is microprinting on the lower left side of the portrait. This microprinting is so fine, that light reflecting off of them scatters making it impossible to make a clear copy. In addition, there is multi-colored ink on one of the 5/10/20/50/100 numbers in the corners. And there is that pesky watermark. Oh, and ink from inkjets runs like there is no tommorow. A sweatty person couldn't pass those notes.

    All in all, the penalties for counterfitting and the risk of getting caught are too high.

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    1. Re:the penalties from counterfitting by mkcmkc · · Score: 1
      The penalties for counterfitting in the USA is $250,000 AND 25 years in prision per offence.
      Note carefully the relative penalties assigned to passing a bogus $20 note versus embezzling millions of dollars from your employees' retirement accounts.

      Mike

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    2. Re:the penalties from counterfitting by Jhon · · Score: 1

      I know what you are trying to reference, but you are totally missing the point. The reason why the penalties are so great is the absolute danger to the US economy 'funny money' represents. Bilking a few thousand employees is bad -- but no where near as bad as a complete collapse of a nations economy (US or otherwise).

      That said, there should be MUST stiffer penalties for corporate fraud.

    3. Re:the penalties from counterfitting by gillbates · · Score: 1
      Oh, and ink from inkjets runs like there is no tommorow. A sweatty person couldn't pass those notes.

      Actually, they could. The inks in some of the higher-priced inkjets is waterproof, and I've run the faucet over some of my printouts without having them run.

      But when it really comes down to it, successful counterfeitters learn to pass bills in ways that make them likely to go unnoticed - like in dimly lit bars and restaurants. All the microprint and watermarking in the world won't help bartenders and waiters if the light is too dim to read it.

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    4. Re:the penalties from counterfitting by Stacdaed · · Score: 1

      It is also pretty easy to get caught, since most clerks have pens which can detect fake notes.

      DON"T BE FOOLED! Those markers are a fraud! They DO NOT work! They contain ammonia which reacts with starch, which is contained in cheap paper. However why the hell would a counterfeiter use cheap paper? To save money?! Counterfeiting has a higher markup than anything else. If they want to be truly convincing, thy can just bleach a $1 bill and print the face of a $20 on it. Or even use a $5 because it has the silver stripe. So those markers are useless and a waste of your money.

  82. Gosh....it's... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    Almost like printing your own money....

    Hey!? Wait-just-a-moment.

    doh! /smacks forhead

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  83. Penalty for policy changes years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would not happen or be possible if gold and silver were still used as legal tender instead of printed paper. Last time I checked the alchemist still are losing and the physists don't have a cost effective means for forging gold or silver.

    1. Re:Penalty for policy changes years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but people did coat/mix other metals in gold/silver, and there's always "Fool's gold." Not to mention it would be hard to make an ATM machine spit out gold/silver, and the fact it gets heavy.

  84. Re:Well, thats less of a problem with secure bills by Arker · · Score: 1

    Sorry for not giving proper links, but I seem to have misplaced my little 'cheat-note' on how to write that bit of code...

    Like so:
    <a href='http://www.norgesbank.no/english/notes_and_c oins/counterfeit200kr.html'>Security features on the 200-krone note</a>

    Only without the annoying space slashcode insists on mangling the post with.

    Your links:
    Some Norwegian Banknotes
    Security features on the 200-krone note

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  85. FIA bridge card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "she's got her "Bridge" debit card issued by the Family Incineration Agency."

    Is it good like a Player's Club card at Soaring Eagle Casino?

  86. Cheaper Printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cheaper printers

    But if they any good at what they do they could afford a more expensive printer.

  87. This is an intentional move by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    This is an intentional move to stave off deflation. The problem is this administration has the biggest crock of shit plan for the economy since regan.

    I always wondered why Bush called Reganomics (aka Trickle down economics) "voodoo economics" and when he became president implemented the same dipshit plan? I guess the payoff he was getting was better than the payoff by helping the american people.

    Oh since you missed my point, the dollar may change in value but for the long term it is the safest investment for the people I described. Where was the euro 20 years ago? How about all those new bills? The old ones are still valid. That is the point, not the "value" but the fact that the money is still "valid" is the point of storing money in USD.

    Stupid economic policy is what is leading to the weaker dollar. That is to supposedly increase exports of goods and "stimulate the economy" as President moron says. However, the bigger fear is deflation, which is why you get the double talk that they are for a strong dollar but don't care if it declines.

    When the government gives 400 million in tax cuts to the rich to "stimulate investment" just remember that that 400 million would have been spent in it's entirety by the government. How much do you think the already rich will spend of that 400 million? 50% 25% 15%? Who knows?

    Every poor dipshit in my state votes republican then bitches when we get less money from the federal government. Morons.

    1. Re:This is an intentional move by thynk · · Score: 1

      Every poor dipshit in my state votes republican then bitches when we get less money from the federal government. Morons.

      I find that most of the Republician party to be above average in income, usually because they want to keep the money they earn, rather than give it to someone who didn't. You might feel differently about a 400 million tax cut if you had enough money to invest.

      The funny thing, in my state, both smart dems voted republician last election.

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  88. Re:Well, thats less of a problem with secure bills by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

    A question that comes to my mind is how much it costs to print a note with all these features and how long the note will last. I can imagine this being cost effective for very high denomination notes, but the cost may be prohibitive on lower denomination notes.

  89. modern technology solving the wrong problem, again by dmszero · · Score: 2
    oh look, the money can be counterfeit, lets force printer drivers to not print out things that look like money!

    fucking hell, do it right, make the money more secure, its not hard, we did it 10 years ago.. and im sure they make plastic in that lovely green colour you americans seem to love so much

    its like making the bike seat my comfy by wearing silly damn pants instead of fixing the damn seat. (thanks mr adams).

    DRM, the stupid answer to any sufficiently simple question

    dms0

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  90. Want to be caught? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm... Let's see. You live in Lake Havasu City, AZ. Looks like you go to Lake Havasu High School (http://www.lakehavasuhighschool.org/).

    It looks like your principal's name is Mark Van Hoorst. It seems his email address is mvanvoorst@havasu.k12.az.us.

    Maybe you shouldn't be bragging about your mis-adventures online, eh?

    BTW - I didn't email him; that's beneath me. But someone else might I suppose.

    1. Re:Want to be caught? by N!ck · · Score: 1

      Apparently looks can be deceiving, as they say.

  91. Re:Well, thats less of a problem with secure bills by boredMDer · · Score: 1
  92. gimpprint would never do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    printer manufacturers would just DMCA lock their printers and only allow digitally signed palladium enabled drivers to print things that are not currency of the country where the printer is sold.

  93. That was the largest leap to a conclusion ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I've seen this month. Considering it's the end of the month, that says a lot.

    1. Re:That was the largest leap to a conclusion ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humor often involves large leaps to conclusions.

  94. That may already be happening-doubtful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Your printer specs say the inkjet print head has 48 dots? Have you ever actually counted them? Maybe they'll add an unannounced 49th dot that squirts invisible ink on the paper, and a tiny amount of invisible ink in a secret chamber of every cartridge. Yeah! That's the real reason the govt wants to extend the DMCA ban third-party inkjet refills, so they can keep tracing printer output back to its source! Tinfoil hat time... :)"

    As someone who's worked on peinters there's no secret chamber, or 49th dot. The firmware I doubt however, not because it isn't possible, but because it isn't economical on consumer equipment.

  95. tinfoil hat time! by n3k5 · · Score: 1
    Mmm rumor has it such "watermarks" are already part of every printer shipped.
    But surely not professional eqipment of graphics studios? Wouldn't that interfere with their own digital watermarks they include to track their IP, so they wouldn notice it instantly?
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  96. What ever happened to the good ole days? by PoiznDrt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    WHatever happened to the good ole days and the fun and exciting world of off-set Litho or even a silkscreen?
    Sure not everyone has the facilities, but you can carry off a more "heist" for less than the cost of the average high quality printer...
    Not to mention the extra snazzy-ness of custom ink, knowledge of paper with cloth content, and OIL based perm. inks which won't run through your fingers while trying to pass the stuff off...
    Printmaking..It's an art!

  97. hmph by dh003i · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not the printing forged money is ok, but I don't want my printer "deciding" what to and not to print. What's next, printers "deciding" not to print documents they deem as anti-government? Or not printing images they deem as pornography?

    1. Re:hmph by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      No, because US government controls violating its citizens' rights to free speech are illegal.

      Government controls that mildly impact their ability to perfectly match colors in their printing/copying do not violate their right to free speech; they simply give a slight push to invest in foreign technologies without these controls for precision printing/copying needs.

      Please don't jump to these "What's next?" evil government scenarios without asking yourself if your theory is really sensical. There is tremendous legal precedent that such controls here would never be allowed to happen (without a fundamental change in US law), even if common sense doesn't do the trick.

      If you have questions or concerns about your computer equipment, take them up with the manufacturer. If you feel that your equipment isn't functioning as you need it to, and these features are both detectable and unadvertised, you might even have grounds to get your money back. Buy a product not encumbered like this (perhaps from another vendor).

    2. Re:hmph by dh003i · · Score: 1

      The point is that the same logic can be used to justify other forms of printer-censorship. There could also be arguments made for preventing printers from printing out other recognizeable things.

      The point is that, with some safeguards built in to protect the user from self-destruction, a computer and all of its corresponding hardware should do exactly what the user tells it/them to do, in-so-far as possible.

  98. Never mind, Syria has it cornered by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It doesn't much matter what you can do with an inkjet printer. You won't get anywhere close to what is being done professionally, in mass production. Syria has been printing an estimated $20 billion/year, year after year, for a decade. How much is that? You can fit $2M in a briefcase. That's 10,000 briefcases full of bundles of cash, each year. They have to launder 30 briefcases full every day.

    The fakes are indistinguishable from the real thing, even by experts. (No surprise, they're made by experts.) Maybe Syria has a harder time, now, disposing of them, with its smuggling routes through Iraq interfered with. (Closed? You must be kidding.) Who knows how much is being printed in Russia? Dollars are very popular there.

    It didn't take long at all to start copying the new bills, which is why the U.S. is going to another design already. You probably have some Syrian bills in your pocket right now. Take a look and see if you can spot them.

    Meanwhile the Treasury is harrassing an artist, J.S.Boggs, for drawing funny money by hand and exchanging it for face value. Your tax "dollars" at work.

    1. Re:Never mind, Syria has it cornered by Kombat · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is as big of a problem as it is being made out to be, for several reasons.

      First of all, I think your numbers are wrong. If Syria really were printing and smuggling that much fake US money, we'd already be "liberating" them.

      Secondly, if the counterfeits are so effective that they are virtually indistinguishable from the real deal, then they are already in circulation in the US, being passed through transactions, and even fooling the banks. If this is the case, then so what? What's the big deal? You've got someone out there helping out your treasury department, and printing your currency for you for free. Someone takes a phony 20 for a transaction, and its like they were just robbed of their merchandise. But if they don't know it's fake, and they turn around and use it somewhere else, then what's the difference whether the bill was fake or not? If it had been real, the transactions would have occurred in exactly the same way. Only the person stuck holding the bill when it's finally detected as fake gets the shaft. Everyone inbetween is unaffected.

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  99. Does it smear? by realyendor · · Score: 1

    Real easy to determine if it's an inkjet print out: lick your finger and smear it on the paper. If it smears, it's a fake.

    (Of course, you wouldn't want to put your finger back in your mouth after you smear it on that stranger's twenty, but there's simple solutions to that.)

    1. Re:Does it smear? by colk99 · · Score: 1

      Urm I hate to say this but the newer inkjets do not smear, I did the test on a documant i freshly printed and it didnt smear

  100. Better banknotes? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Informative

    Brazil's new 20 Reais note has a plastic insert. Very hard to counterfit. This would defeat the "too dark to see decent though not perfect copies" copies.

    A lot of people don't like it though, feels different, doesn't fold the same.

    1. Re:Better banknotes? by OneFix · · Score: 1

      All US made bills from $20 and up have a plastic strip in them as well. The kewl thing is (and this is supposed to be one of the most difficult to reproduce)...is that they all have flourescent writing on the strip, each type of bill a different color. And this shows up instantly under a black light.

      This is why the whole bar thing confuses me. Most bars have black lights somewhere. Why can't they just put one of these beside of the cash register???

  101. Guys' night out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few nights ago, some friends and I went downtown to a "gentlemen's club." I was suprised I found that 2 of the 6 one dollar bills I was holding glowed white under the club's black lights. I showed my friend, who checked his own dollar bills and he also held a fake. Next time you're in a dark room with a black light, check your bills. You may be suprised at what you find.

  102. Re:modern technology solving the wrong problem, ag by dmszero · · Score: 1
    whoops, -my +more

    dms0
    using dubya-speell2003(c)

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  103. Easier even still by sparkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If 100 dollar bills are physically larger than 50's, and 50's larger than 20's and 20's larger than 10's and 10's larger than 5's and 1's smallest, it'll be kinda tough to bleach the bill and print a larger bill on it. Come on China has been doing it for years. But the US wouldn't wanna be like china would they?

    1. Re:Easier even still by mshultz · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that a serious impediment to having larger-sized bills would be the massive amount of required mechanical upgrades... any machine that deals with paper money, from ATM's to Coke machines (not to mention all cash-sorting devices), is built to deal with currency of a certain size.

      Maybe I'm just being closed-minded about this, but it would take an awfully long time to retrofit all the infrastructure to deal... so you would have to have a very long transition time as people and machines adjust to the different-sized money, during which time both the old and new styles of bills are legal. It would take so long that any of the benefits of upgrading to more secure money could be sidestepped by simply making more fakes of old money.

      Bills do have a very limited lifespan, particularly here in the USA, where they're built cheapy, so there is a naturally short turnover rate... but I still see a lot of the old twenties floating around, and they stopped printing those a good few years ago. Unless every old-style $20 or $100 bill I've seen/handled lately has been fake!

    2. Re:Easier even still by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1
      Maybe I'm just being closed-minded about this, but it would take an awfully long time to retrofit all the infrastructure to deal... so you would have to have a very long transition time as people and machines adjust to the different-sized money
      I don't know, it's not like other countries never change their banknotes and/or currencies. Here in Europe the transition to the Euro went surprisingly well (there were like three months in most countries where both the national currencies and the Euro were accepted), and our bills are all different sizes, from rather small 5s to really large 500s. Wallet manufacturers had problems keeping up with the demand though because some wallets were too small for large Euro banknotes.
    3. Re:Easier even still by kobotronic · · Score: 1

      Germany switched from their native currency to Euro a few years back... you still find vending machines accepting Mark only. Most of these places I've come upon, you just go to cashier and have a few Euros exchanged with a few old obsolete and dinged Mark coins for the machine.

      I dunno how big economic impact the problem of counterfeit 20s has in the United States, but it probably doesn't justify the huge investment required for changing all the cash-handling hardware to a new standard. At least not now. But wait a few more years - Ashcroft & BushCo, Inc. will probably do theirs to outlaw anonymous transactions, ie. cash, altogether. The problem with cash being, you can't TRACK what the TERRORISTS are buying, see? If everyone would just use national-ID-registered cash cards, even casual transactions between individuals would by necessity have to go through the system and get reported to the PROPER AUTHORITIES. Fascist tomorrowland! Total Information Awareness!

    4. Re:Easier even still by sebi · · Score: 1

      Germany switched from their native currency to Euro a few years back... you still find vending machines accepting Mark only. Most of these places I've come upon, you just go to cashier and have a few Euros exchanged with a few old obsolete and dinged Mark coins for the machine.

      Germany used to have the most convenient cigarette vending machines ever. Every pack would cost a single 5 DM coin. Depending on the actual store price there would be anything from 16 to 22 cigarettes in the pack. Some brands even had change inside the cellophane wrapper. With the euro other countries could share almost the same level of convenience for a little while. At 3 Euro a pack you could get it with just two coins. But most machines take bills now, which is just as nice.

  104. Back to Thunderdome by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "http://www.bartercard.co.nz/"

    "Who run Bartercard?"

    "MastercardBlaster run Bartercard"

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  105. So what? by syzme · · Score: 2

    An anti-digifeiting system for cheaper printers may consist of printer driver software capable of recognizing data patterns indicating currencies of several countries.

    Who cares, the buisness is in printing fake IDs for high school students.

  106. Spelling color correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You spelled colour wrong

    It's better without the u which is never pronounced. The 2nd o is not pronounced, either, but we're working on that.

    1. Re:Spelling color correctly by nickclarke · · Score: 0, Troll

      surely that depends on where you are? here in the UK it tends to be pronounced 'cul-uh', and spelt colour.

  107. Asswipe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word is spelled lose, not loose . You fucking idiot.

  108. Alternate title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Based on the cover, the book could be titled: "Goatse - the Novel"

    1. Re:Alternate title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on the cover, the book could be titled: "Goatse - the Novel"


      make that "Goatse - the illustrated Novel"
    2. Re:Alternate title by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      maybe it's just too early in the morning... but you should be modded up for this one, whoever modded you down, obviously didn't look at the cover

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  109. Wasting time on diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Just as well GWB did invade, because there was obviously no time to waste on diplomacy"

    No time to waste? Diplomacy had been tried for more than 11 years.

    "You leftist green commie, how dare you suggest that GWB wants Iraq's oil"

    Only a leftist green commie would think so, since the plan from the beginning was to take the oil from Saddam and turn it over to the Iraqis.

    "To get rid of all those nasty weapons of mass destruction he had stockpiled, the missiles poised for strike, the chemicals ready to unleash and lets not forget all that Anthrax he used to fight off the invaders!"

    We can't forget them. At this time, it appears likely he shipped them to Syria at the last minute.

  110. What $100 Canadian can buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "That's because $100 Canadian isn't enough money to buy a candy bar"

    That is how the Americans were able to lure away J.S. Guigere and Wayne Gretsky for about $180 each. It amounted to $13,000,000 Canadian at the time.

    1. Re:What $100 Canadian can buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "That is how the Americans were able to lure away J.S. Guigere"

      Guigere isn't Canadian, he's Québécois, you insensitive clod.

  111. Re:Well, thats less of a problem with secure bills by a8f11t18 · · Score: 1

    Wow! Try clicking on the "Security features"
    link on the pages for the 200- or 100-note.
    Like, that's a whole lot of security features! :D There must be really high rates of
    counterfeiting in Scandinavia!! Okay, just
    joking around as I suppose that would not
    be true with the fairly low crime rates
    and everything. :)

    Btw, for anyone wondering; I just checked
    that a norwegian 200 krone note is worth
    about 30 american dollar, and a 100 krone
    note is, uhm, 15.. d'uh. :D Pretty good
    security for a 15 dollar note, and that
    without making it all plastic!! Mother of
    pearl effect.. LOL :D Cool cool.

  112. Tales From a Bank Cash Vault by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For several months, I worked in a bank cash vault (Fifth Third Bank, Toledo OH USA) and noted some things.

    Firstly, silver coinage is very much out there, even to the point that a handful of silver Kennedy half dollars can be found in a single deposit from a department store (there was even a Franklin half in one batch). Perhaps people just don't notice silver coinage even in high-volume retail ... but then again, in handling coin, I soon learned to listen to the distinctive sound of silver tinging against the cupro-nickel normal coinage in the sealed bags. (There was one false alarm that turned out to be Eisenhower dollars.)

    Secondly, fake twenty dollar (US$20) bills are being easily passed along in bars ... I can only conclude that this is because that these are generally places where the lighting is more dim, lots of small transactions take place, and frankly, where the environment is busy and loud. Counterfeit 20s (and some 10s) showed time and time again in their deposits. (It was particularly amusing to contact the customer about the debit, since it seems some of them expect the bank to simply replace the bill with a real one.)

    It could also be that the criminal element that does the counterfeiting is native to the bar-going crowd.

    I have inspected these fake 20s in some detail. I noted right off the bat the "obvious" difference: the overall hue of the bill is off just enough to be suspicious. It is a little darker, and either slightly more yellow, brown and even a tiny bit purple. So it is easy for me to believe that these bills can be passed off in a darker environment.

    The texture of the bills was OK, surprisingly. It could be that the paper was run through a washing and/or brushing mechanism to more simulate the cloth-y feel of a real bill. As for the microprinting ... of course, it was a washed out line and that more than anything told me it was counterfeit.

    P.S. A final note about hue ... bills go through a lot, and you can't just go by the hue. I've seen bills that have been dyed ... light green, dark purple, things like that. It happens.

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    1. Re:Tales From a Bank Cash Vault by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      How can I check if I have a silver coin?

    2. Re:Tales From a Bank Cash Vault by beebware · · Score: 1

      Easy - get a gun and fire it through a werewolf. If it kills the werewolf, you've got a real silver coin - if it doesn't, you've got a very annoyed werewolf on your hands and no way to defend yourself.

    3. Re:Tales From a Bank Cash Vault by switcha · · Score: 1
      A final note about hue ... bills go through a lot, and you can't just go by the hue. I've seen bills that have been dyed ... light green, dark purple, things like that. It happens.

      Seriously. Heaven help the money that gets in our white wash. If my wife's track record with my socks and undershirts is any indicator, that money's about to get it's ass pinked.

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    4. Re:Tales From a Bank Cash Vault by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      The good thing about this logic is that you can never prove it is true or false.

      ...Unless of course you find a werewolf.

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    5. Re:Tales From a Bank Cash Vault by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Since I collected coins at an early age, I know all about silver American coinage.

      For the layman, just look for a coin that has an entirely silver-colored edge, and is generally dated 1964 or before. The cupro-nickel coins have a silver-and-copper colored edge.

      Of course, this doesn't apply to Jefferson nickels, since they are silvery-looking all over. You'd have to know the dates in the 1940s that had a 35% (?) silver content. I found a good many silver nickels, probably just for this reason.

      Of course, you will tend to find the Canadian coins in any batch you look at, since they are not silver but have silvery edges.

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    6. Re:Tales From a Bank Cash Vault by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      Working in a Nightclub as a doorman, I've had a few bills passed on me, even standing outside in fairly decent light. The one which come to mind first is the fake hundred that was given for a cover charge. It didn't feel right, so I told the bartender to check it well. He marker checked it, and looked for the silouette by holding it to a nearby computer monitor. It looked ok and change was made. At the end of the night, however when the lights were on and we were cleaning up, he got a better look at it as he counted out his drawer. The paper was a shade lighter than normal, the ink of the black seal on the left had run a little, and the silouette wasn't complete. but aside from that it was an immaculate copy. Out of curiosity we used the electrostatic pen on it and it passed that as well. I'm pretty sure the club owner pawned it off on some poor sucker..

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  113. Bad money drives out Good! Re:Wonka Dollars by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Now you see the fact of this old saying!

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  114. Watermarks on printers/copiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how my XP install always tries to print a watermark that my printer software can never find. Doesnt happen on Win2k, Mandrake or any other operating system I've ever used....

  115. the ink runs when wet by wadiwood · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least the ink off my bubblejet thing does. Renders it useless for printing meeting minutes and agendas because we nearly always have at least a glass of water each and the printouts get used as coasters. That lovely wet washed out watercolour effect. So you wouldn't need a special pen to test, just a water sprayer or a wet finger.

    I wonder if you could make fake aussie notes using transperancy film. Someone did get into trouble once for trying to pass off a friend's copy of a note out of pencil and paper as money. That was when we still had paper $2. I think the person who made the copy, even though it was only one sided, got into as much trouble as the idiot who tried to spend it. Not entirely rational law enforcement.

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  116. Get the money paper from the source by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The paper is manufactured by Crane & Co. of Dalton, Massachusetts (I grew up in the neighboring town of Pittsfield, and it was a source of local pride that the money paper was made in our area). Though it does not appear that you can buy, say, blank sheets of $20 bill paper via their web site. Seems like that would be a moneymaker to me. As long as they got paid in real bills, of course.

    I think that would make a great plot for a caper movie -- pulling off a big heist of real currency paper from Crane & Co.

    1. Re:Get the money paper from the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can rest assured the Secret Service are WELL aware of the dangers of this, as are the manufacturers of paper used in all the currencies of the World. If you have the balls go and ask them to supply you with a few reams see what happens next; a midnight visit from MiB nazis. Dumpster diving should have the same effect.

    2. Re:Get the money paper from the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! Really? Gee, thanks Mr. Know-it-all! I thought the original poster was being a little sarcastic. But since you had to set him straight by pointing out the obvious, I must have been imagining that. I bet you really helped people understand that counterfeiting money is criminal and the government doesn't like it. It's a good thing we have such smartie people like you around to help us.

    3. Re:Get the money paper from the source by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      There is a british movie (whose title escapes me) about a bunch of crooks escaping from a London prison during a football game and sneaking into the printing plant to print banknotes on the actual printing presses with actual real banknote papers. They then sneak back into prison without anyone noticing....

  117. Currency Rarely Checked by suwain_2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've recently started working in a restaurant, and as such handle a fair deal of cash. I have to say, I've never bothered to check currency to see if it's real. I know in some department stores it's required for the clerks to use a counterfeit-detecting pen on anything over $20, but this is certainly not the norm.

    The problem is that you can do a fairly lousy job, especially if you're giving me a wad of various bills to pay for your dinner. (ie, if you give me a bunch of $5's and $1's, I'd just throw them all in the register, most likely not even looking at them one-by-one.)

    Machines exist for 'counting' money (at extremely high rates) that automatically check various security features. Suppose cash registers started having an interface to this -- you'd stick the money in, and it would automatically undergo security checks.

    By the way, am I the only one who isn't too convinced that the new bill styles will be effective? The old ones will still be accepted, and if they're easier to forge, why wouldn't I just forge one of those? Frequently changing their design won't really counter counterfeiting (heh, no pun intended there).

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    1. Re:Currency Rarely Checked by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You hit the nail on the head.
      The U.S. Treasury has never ended the lifespan of any of the bill styles it's printed. If the U.S. Treasury authorized a note's printing, then it is legal tender no matter how old it is or what its denomination.
      If you wanted, you could counterfeit $2 bills. They rarely get back to the banks. people tend to horde them. But they are legal tender even though they where retired from new printing runs years ago.

      Unless and until the Treasury recalls and eliminates all the "old" bills, the new bill formats will do nothing to stop counterfeiters. Copiers will simply choose to copy the older and less secure bills.

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    2. Re:Currency Rarely Checked by switcha · · Score: 1
      The old ones will still be accepted, and if they're easier to forge, why wouldn't I just forge one of those?

      After the /. article on the release of the new $20's, I sort of gathered that the intent is to pull the old ones out (using the current note replacement cycle) until it's all new 20's (save Grandpappy's stash buried under the toolshed). It's the only way to replace money, as they can't do a wholesale, overnight swap.

      That is unless everyone would be OK with "National Your Only Chance to Trade in Your Old $20's For The New One's Day".

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    3. Re:Currency Rarely Checked by scrawny · · Score: 1

      As old paper money and coins wear out or become damaged, the Federal Reserve banks collect and return the old money to the U.S. Treasury. Paper money is shredded and burned into mulch, and coins are sent back to the U.S. Mint for melting and recasting.

      When the Treasury produces new paper money and coins as replacements, they ship the currency to the 12 Federal Reserve banks, which then put the cash into circulation.

      i got this from siainvestor.com; there was much info like this to be had. i have also seen a TV show about this. aside, i bought a pen with a shredded $100 in it from Washington DC a number of years ago as a souvenir for maybe $1.29.

  118. Legal Tender and Canada by akamoe · · Score: 1

    Uhhh... Nope.

    Telus doesn't accept cash in BC. Someone actually _sued_ them based on the whole "legal-tender-must-accept" basis, and was awarded $1.50 in damages (the cost of paying the bill at a bank).

    I also remember someone going through AirCare here (emissions testing) who tried to pay with a bag of pennies, and the RCMP ended up being called, and pointed out that while they did have to accept Canadian tender, that $24.oo in loose pennies was pushing his luck. IIRC, AirCare decided to accept them if they were rolled (apparently co-incidentally timed to the arrival of a news camera crew), so the guy and a couple clerks rolled them all.

    1. Re:Legal Tender and Canada by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      I've read the law on this, a merchant can deny payment if the total is over $1 and the customer has all pennies.

    2. Re:Legal Tender and Canada by Bronster · · Score: 1

      I've read the law on this, a merchant can deny payment if the total is over $1 and the customer has all pennies.

      I haven't, but there's something similar here in Australia - you only have to accept up to a certain number of each denomination in a single transaction, so you can't pay more than a dollar or so in 5 cent coins before they have a right to refuse you.

    3. Re:Legal Tender and Canada by Kombat · · Score: 1

      You're misinformed.

      The merchant can refuse (not "deny") to accept cash, if they want. They can insist on being paid via debit, credit card, or gold bullion, if they wish. They don't have to accept cash.

      It's not that they are "allowed" to refuse payment of more than $1 in pennies, because they are "allowed" to refuse payment of ANY amount, in ANY denomination, if they want.

      The rule you're thinking of is the 'Limitations' section of the Currency Act, bill C-52, Section 8(2), subsections (a) through (e). This section states that it is illegal for merchants to accept payment for transactions exceeding 25 cents (not $1, as you incorrectly stated) if the denomination is pennies. It's all spelled out right here.

      Don't claim you've "read the law," then offer such grossly inaccurate information.

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    4. Re:Legal Tender and Canada by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      The merchant can refuse (not "deny") to accept cash, if they want. They can insist on being paid via debit, credit card, or gold bullion, if they wish. They don't have to accept cash.

      The opposite of accept is deny, and the fact that deny and refuse mean the same thing in this (and most other) instances makes me wonder why you're telling me I'm wrong for using one synonym over the other.

      It's not that they are "allowed" to refuse payment of more than $1 in pennies, because they are "allowed" to refuse payment of ANY amount, in ANY denomination, if they want.

      This is incorrect. Legal tender by definition cannot be refused. The law linked to by you states what legal tender is, and conforming to these sets of rules (of which one is no more than 25 cents in denominations of one cent) a merchant cannot refuse payment.

      The rule you're thinking of is the 'Limitations' section of the Currency Act, bill C-52, Section 8(2), subsections (a) through (e). This section states that it is illegal for merchants to accept payment for transactions exceeding 25 cents (not $1, as you incorrectly stated) if the denomination is pennies. It's all spelled out right here.

      Again, incorrect. It is not illegal for the merchant to accept payment in these non-legal tender situations, but it is legal for the merchant to deny the tender in these non-legal tender situations because it is not a legal tender of payment.

      Don't claim you've "read the law," then offer such grossly inaccurate information.

      My statement was at most half false. A merchant still can refuse payment (deny tender) in pennies of a debt of $1 or more (because $1 is more than 25 cents). However you should be ashamed of yourself. Actually reading the law and having a completely wrong interpretation of it and trying to insult someone with that wrong interpretation?

      -- iCEBaLM

    5. Re:Legal Tender and Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus. How do you spell pretentious?

  119. turn it over to the iraquis by akamoe · · Score: 1

    since the plan from the beginning was to take the oil from Saddam and turn it over to the Iraqis.

    "Like dayiick chayyneey, of halaliburtion" -- Dennis Miller

  120. kinda ugly, but... by akamoe · · Score: 1

    as long as it still has that new greenback smell, who cares :)

  121. Speaking of GNU ... by McAddress · · Score: 1
    Remember how RMS was furious that he was not able to modify a printer driver at MIT. Could this have been the function he wanted to turn off?

    Just pondering.

    1. Re:Speaking of GNU ... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      The official explanation was that the printer (the Xerox Dover) jammed frequently, and RMS wanted to hack the drivers so that some sort of alert would display on his terminal if the printer jammed. This was in 1979, long before anti-counterfeiting features were incorportated into copiers.

  122. If you're going to counterfit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... don't do real money. Go for casino chips or some other "meta-money."
    This way, you'll get the casino goons and maybe the state gaming comission afer you, but it sure beats the secret service.

  123. Whole new meaning... by PowerBook2k · · Score: 1

    ...for "eating the profits".

  124. Link to a counterfit deterrent link by leeet · · Score: 1

    Xerox already has such a thing in their copiers.

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    1. Re:Link to a counterfit deterrent link by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I remember reading in an older Slashdot story about counterfitting with digital copiers a claim that some of the higher end ones, upon noting that they're copying US currency, would simply start spewing out completely black pages.

      Oh, and that to get it to stop would require a company rep to come out and reset the unit.

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  125. Canadian Tire Money by GarthSweet · · Score: 1

    In Canada you could do Canadian Tire Money. Everyone knows it and spends it. It's pratically as good as real money and it should be 'easier' to copy. Too bad the largest bill is a $5.00 and if you had a wad of them you'd be highly suspect. More likely you'd need to copy the 10 cent and 25 cent bills. Lotta work.

    1. Re:Canadian Tire Money by telstar · · Score: 1
      "In Canada you could do Canadian Tire Money. Everyone knows it and spends it."
      • WTF is tire money? Eh?
    2. Re:Canadian Tire Money by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Canadian Tire is a hardware, lawn-and-garden, and automotive parts chain. They issue "Canadian Tire money" along with your purchase; it's a kind of a bonus that you can spend on your next purchase at Canadian Tire.

      They have been doing this for years and years, so everyone is familiar with Canadian Tire money now.

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    3. Re:Canadian Tire Money by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      CT money is printed where. . ? At the Canadian Mint.

      It's not so easy to replicate as one might think.


      -FL

    4. Re:Canadian Tire Money by MarkLR · · Score: 1

      Basically store coupons from Canadian Tire you get for paying in cash (or using the company's credit card?). The quality approachs real money and sometimes foreigners think it is real.

      Since most people end up with a bunch of 5 and 10 cent coupons that they never remember to use, a common fund raising technique is to ask people to donate what they have.

  126. I tried to be a counterfeiter but I couldn't by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

    get any "third party" refiled Lexmark Printer cartridges to work.

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  127. The New Iraqi Dinar by Gates_throws_tantrum · · Score: 1
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  128. Ah yes litho... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Xante has a printer that will easily print onto polyester plates(at a little over a $1 a plate) @ 600 dpi. I would imagine one could create some rather nice counterfeit bills with them. The opnly down side is the printeres cost about $7,000 a piece.

  129. Multi Layered printing? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just curious if the anti-currency measures could be defeated by printing elements of the currency at different times. Just print a little bit of it, rewind the paper, print a different part of it, etc. Break it up into small enough chunks, and how would the printer know the difference?

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    1. Re:Multi Layered printing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding, right? How did that get modded up as "Interesting"!? The registration on inkjets SUCK to say the least. Even high-end laserprinters can be as far off as 5mm per run.

      On an entirely different note, I'm quite amazed that no one here has mentioned a more interesting (and harder to spot) method of counterfeiting money. Use a high resolution laser printer on OHP, and as you would etch a PCB, make a lithograph-ish plate. Mix your own inks (ink used to print money is purposely meant to be difficult to reproduce in CMYK, hence the funny color of inkjet-money), and "print" them on paper, but use a hydraulic press with several tons of pressure (usually used for removing bearings at automotive repair shops) to give it that distinctive "feel". (The "feel" to most denominations is not only the paper, but the fact that money is printed with a very high pressure resulting in very fine ridges, causing a coarse sense to the touch.)

      Sure, this isn't as easy as scanning and printing on an inkjet, but if you get your registration on the multiple lithograph plates mastered, it will look a hell of a lot better, and will even FEEL more like it.

      As for the watermark... if you want to be REALLY brave, you could go for making your own paper with watermarks. (I don't know how easy this is though.) A quick experiment would be to use one of those "Toy" kits where you use old milk cartons to produce paper. When you sift the pulp, place a 2D wire frame of some shape on the matt, sift a bit, then remove the wire frame and finish the job. The uneven collection of pulp will create a watermark. HOWEVER, making a water mark in this manner is illegal in many countries, whether or not it looks anything even remotely like bank notes.

      Finally, although I'm not an American citizen, I guess it would be wise to mention that my comments are merely a review of special printing technology as related to inkjets printers, and I do NOT condone the counterfeiting of bank notes. This is educational information only, blah blah blah. If you follow these instructions, you've only got yourself to blame when the SS comes ramming down your door.

    2. Re:Multi Layered printing? by beebware · · Score: 1

      Alignment problems: how could you ensure that the piece of paper goes in at exactly the right position and isn't even a millimeter off?
      Saying that, I suppose you could still get most printers to print the notes if you changed the format of the commands from the printer driver (i.e. on a PostScript printer have it do the black text first, "clear" the page, print the green at the bottom, print the green at the top and then release the page).

    3. Re:Multi Layered printing? by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Alignment problems: how could you ensure that the piece of paper goes in at exactly the right position and isn't even a millimeter off?"

      Simple, the paper never leaves the roller. I used to have an Alps printer that did that.

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  130. only one problem by coolgeek · · Score: 1

    most amateur counterfeiters get caught

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  131. easy answer: stop printing high currency bills! by rjnagle · · Score: 1

    Have we not overlooked the obvious? Why do we need $1000 bills when everyone has debit and credit cards? In fact, I can't remember the last time I've used a hundred dollar bill (hint: my salary is more than a hundred dollars a month).

    As counterfeiting becomes more sophisticated, the need for high value currency has diminished. Sure, we should keep 10 dollar bills and maybe even 20 dollar bills. But in this modern age of technology, there is absolutely no need for anything more.

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    1. Re:easy answer: stop printing high currency bills! by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1
      In fact, I can't remember the last time I've used a hundred dollar bill

      Well, not everyone is as poor as you. :)

      True, I don't think I've been in a situation where twentys would have been more cumbersome than C-notes for several years now. But what would old Franklin and Grant say to being relegated to the scrap heap of currency!

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    2. Re:easy answer: stop printing high currency bills! by acceleriter · · Score: 1
      In the U.S., bills over $100 haven't been printed since the series of 1934. Back in the day, there were bills up to $100,000. (Woodrow Wilson's portrait was on it.)

      I suspect that the government didn't want people to be able to easily move millions of dollars in cash. Now, particularly with inflation, it takes a briefcase or a truck to move the amounts of money associated with contraband.

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  132. New US Currency by porp · · Score: 1
    I looked and didn't see a mention of the new U.S. currency. Though CNN has commented on it, CNN should be your last place for breaking news--(Go FOX News).

    Anyway, on May 19 or so the US unveiled their new currency. Check it out.. I doubt those printers can reproduce that--at least not 7 years from now when that bill becomes the dominant one, and our printers have increased in detail and specifics ten-fold. Oh well, people break the laws so why keep passing them. Hell, why do we even prosecute them--its our money keeping them in jail during their 'rehabitation.'

    If someone has mentioned this or posted these links I'm sorry--I didn't catch them in my drunken stupor. Happy Memorial Day United States!

    porp

    1. Re:New US Currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked and didn't see a mention of the new U.S. currency.

      You must have missed the 20 or so comments on the previous page, then...

    2. Re:New US Currency by porp · · Score: 1
      Well, as drunk as I am, I re-read most of the messages (forgive me if I didn't catch every single one), and as I see it, your aforementioned quotes refer to the CNN pages pre-dating the actual press release by the U.S. Engraving Dept. If I am wrong (which I mostly am--that's how you learn), let me know. But as I see it, my links refer to ACTUAL images of the new TWENTIES which, if you have Macromedia's Shockwave installed, you should see som pretty neat countermeasures to counterfeiting--thought it can all be circumvented.

      Happy Memorial Day

      porp

  133. 10 minutes of printing by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    only need 10 minutes of printing of these bills to satisfy my lifetime supply of lap dances.....

  134. American Bills have "Mother of Pearl effect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have since the last redesign. It is on one of the corner number (lower right?) it changes color depending on the direction you view it from.

    So much for that idea.

    What good are any of these features when the recipient of the bill doesn't even look at it closely?

  135. Forex primer by nelsonal · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. Forex is short for foreign exchange.
    2. There are three major global currancies now that the Euro group got behind the Euro. The Dollar, Euro and Yen. The British Pound is a smaller but still important global currency. The dollar is still has the largest foreign holdings, mostly thanks to oil trade being dollar denominated, asian currency holders, things like Euro-dollar accounts, and criminal activity (which still usually takes place in dollars. For a currency to be weakening it should depreciate against all three, however, most of the smaller currencies are directly or inderectly linked to one of those three currencies (mostly the Dollar or Euro).
    3. Following the removal of the gold standard worldwide, most currencies trade on a floating market, meaing that unless the government takes careful action to prevent swings in the currency, its value is determined by market transations. While it used to be that speculators drove trading (George Soros made his early billions by breaking the London central bank) today the vast majority of transactions is related to either foreign investment or imports and exports. Complete speculation: The increase of the Euro is likely the result of large foreign investment portfolios moving into Europe and out of the US. Some of this is Saudi Arabian, and driven partly by politics, and some of the trading is driven by Eropeans who are chasing yields. Our large trade deficits are typically made up with foreign investments in the US, which was one of the main reasons the dollar remained so strong throughout the 1990s while trade deficits remained at very hight levels. Now that foreign investors are realizing that they might not get outsised returns from their US investments, they are beginning to look for investments in other regions. Economics is pretty self regulating, the weaker dollar will make imports more expensive, and exports cheaper which should reduce the trade deficit, assuming the investment change is not temporary.
    4. A falling currency benefits people who borrow from foreigners (if the fall is unexpected) and exporters. A rising currency benefits those who loan to foreigners (if the rise is unexpected) and importers or tourists, who travel to the foreign country, but are effectivly importers. Exporters benefit from falling currency in the following way: Lets use Ford and Nissan as the example companies, when the dollar falls relative to the yen, Ford, who still pays most of its employees in dollars, can now sell a car in Japan for the same Yen price and reap more dollars after the currency transactions. However, when the dollar is rising, Ford's dollar value of a Japanese sale, is lower and they still have to pay their employees in dollars.

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    1. Re:Forex primer by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Ford...selling autos in Japan! Classic. I believed everything you said in your comment up until that point.

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    2. Re:Forex primer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only had to happen once, substitute BMW and Euros if you are that adamant about it :).

  136. Dime by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    If you want to complain about a dime just be glad the British got rid of their system...

    12 pence to a shilling and 20 shillings to a pound. Non-decimal! Too bad they didn't make a 16 somethings in a something, or else British geeks would be well on their way to learning hexadecimal....

    You might have been able to remember that, but add in crowns, guineas, ha'pennies, florins, crowns, farthings, sixpence, thruppence, tuppence, angels, and more, all of which Britain has had at varying times, until 1971 when they made it sensible.

    Tim

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    1. Re:Dime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to complain about a dime just be glad the British got rid of their system...

      The operative words being "got rid of". The US is still holding on...

    2. Re:Dime by commanderfoxtrot · · Score: 1

      12 pence to a shilling and 20 shillings to a pound. Non-decimal! Too bad they didn't make a 16 somethings in a something, or else British geeks would be well on their way to learning hexadecimal...

      You mean something like 16 ounces in a pound?

      We also have differing size sterling notes on proper paper: one just laughs at all those silly little green dollar notes which all look the same :-)

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    3. Re:Dime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also have differing size sterling notes on proper paper: one just laughs at all those silly little green dollar notes which all look the same :-)
      not just that, they even have different colours (and pictures) depending where in the UK you are

  137. Re:Plastic Notes work well-"petty" crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If you're a counterfeiter and you can't fool an iodine pen, you should consider going into another line of crime."

    I would recommned congressman.

  138. What about those markers? by Bobulusman · · Score: 1

    I know that when I worked in a fast food place, we were required (Although most didn't do it) to use these markers on the twenty dollar or higher bills that came our way. I'm not clear on how they worked, but the bill's paper type, ink type, or some combination of the two cause it to make a black mark, whereas if you used the marker on regular paper, it was clear. (Or was it the other way around? It's been a while) It seems that this sort of thing could easily defeat inkjet bills in the situations mentioned above.

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    1. Re:What about those markers? by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      The key here is $20. Nobody would even think about using the marker on anything less than a $20 unless there was reason of suspicion. All you need is a kid to print up a couple $10 bills and spread it around at the local fair or hotdog stand or anywhere that is relatively dark and focused on bring rapid turnover on customer service. You can even buy a 50 cent candy bar to launder the money... [ie get change for it and you make a $9 profit (minus material costs)]

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    2. Re:What about those markers? by Bobulusman · · Score: 1

      That's very true. Back when I was in high school, we had a kid try to do that in the lunch line with a five or a ten. Of course, I'm guessing it was a bad copy job, because he was caught.

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  139. Evil Bit by ASayre8 · · Score: 1

    But will it pick up on the Evil Bit?

  140. Make REAL banknotes instead... by i · · Score: 1

    ..take over the banknote factory some night/holiday and produce as much notes You can.
    Then destroy evidence of serial numbers and run !

    OK, the Governement etc, now know that there are illegally produced notes out there but they cannot do anything to identify them !

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    1. Re:Make REAL banknotes instead... by computer_saskboy · · Score: 1

      "Then destroy evidence of serial numbers and run"

      This is like taking the numbers off a house, and it's neighbours, but forgetting City Hall still knows what block the house is on. It wouldn't work - well.

    2. Re:Make REAL banknotes instead... by i · · Score: 1


      Here You make an assumption: that using the "actual" ("production") serial numbers. Of course You use serials already used, say for a couple of years ago.

      I don't think that there are any practically way to trace these.

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  141. fox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    while I agree that CNN is a terrible channel, FOX is even worse. But then, getting unbiased information via TV in the US is nearly as hard as it was in the USSR anyways.

  142. hey, why not use coins? by technoCon · · Score: 1

    i haven't seen any injet printer mint coins, have you? Maybe pieces of paper with ink smeared on them isn't a good idea nowadays.

    one of the things i like about greenbacks is those little threads they put into the paper. Putting RFIDs into money-intended paper could work. A cocktail waitress could keep a transponder in something the size of a ring. Put a red/green led in it along with a teeny RF emitter. She picks up a wad of bills and the ring flashes red.

    One of the things I like about British money is you can put down a handful of coins and it's real money. US coinage pretty much peters out after quarters. Pity the gold dollar coins never caught on. We could use a two-loony coin, too.

  143. Questions.... by Durendal · · Score: 1

    ...I learned how to create fake checks with nothing more than a laser printer, specialized check stock, and specialized MICR toner. When combined with the fake IDs, it took only a few minutes of work to illicitely gain hundreds of dollars.

    If the bank timestamps its transactions at the teller and has good surveilance equipment, can't they get a picture of your face?

    ...I can create fake credit cards in a matter of a half hour or so. Go to the store, swipe for a few laptops, and sell.

    Do you fence your goods for cash? That can pose a risk it seems? Resale by Ebay seems like a good alternative I guess however.

    How easy was it to learn about printing the magnetic info? This seems the key to the credit card fraud.

    1. Re:Questions.... by uspsguy · · Score: 1

      The magnetic equipment is not all that hard to come by. Mag stripes are used in all kinds of applications. Our office uses mag stripe timecards. I've examined the information on my cards by putting a timeclock in test mode and we have a writer to produce our own cards. Good stuff would only set you back a couple of thousand. Not really script kiddie range but it could be paid off in the first transaction by a serious user. With more and more stores going to self service checkout, you don't even need to make it look like a real card anymore.

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    2. Re:Questions.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the bank timestamps its transactions at the teller and has good surveilance equipment, can't they get a picture of your face?

      Banks are not good places to do business-cashing checks at grocery stores and using credit cards at larger electronics stores is standard practice. They have cameras too, but they are mounted on the ceiling, and a baseball cap will easily hide your face if you do not look up. If they were to get a snap of me, it is not as though they could say "Oh look, it is so and so"...I do not do this near where I reside.

      Do you fence your goods for cash? That can pose a risk it seems? Resale by Ebay seems like a good alternative I guess however.

      Yes, I sell my goods for cash. It is not risky, as I sell them to members within the fraud community...for 50% of the retail price, you'd be amazed how quickly laptops go. Receiving money is completely anonymous, done through both virtual currencies and (once trust is built up) anonymous wire transfers.

      How easy was it to learn about printing the magnetic info? This seems the key to the credit card fraud.

      Writing the magnetic info (and learning how to do so) is very easy. All you need is an MSR-206, which sells for $400-700. The banks use encryption on the first magnetic track, which has not been broken yet, however the encrypted keys can just be copied over to a new credit card and it works wonders. The actual credit card number, experation date, and other information that needs to be displayed on the physical card is all located on track two. The key to credit card fraud is being empathetic...if you ask the cashier how their day was and respond to them, play off of their emotions, and ask about warranties, etc--never will they question that you are who you say. Perhaps humans biggest flaw is that they want to believe you.

  144. Get Rid of Cash by stewartj · · Score: 1

    This counterfeiting problem is just like the CD/DVD copy-protection problem: it's a technology race, with the crooks always a few steps ahead of the law.

    The only way we've got a chance of preventing counterfeiting is to finally switch from paper money to digital transactions. Rather than hand over a $20 bill for my lunch, I wave my PDA/cell phone combo thingo in front of the cash register and it automatically deducts the price of the lunch from my account.

    Of course that opens up a whole lot more security issues and a different set of crooks come into play, but we don't have to keep modifying our printer drivers!

    1. Re:Get Rid of Cash by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      The only way we've got a chance of preventing counterfeiting is to finally switch from paper money to digital transactions.


      Hm. You post on Slashdot? You must be a hacker. We'll let you off this time with a warning, but next time, we'll flip a switch and suspend your money 'privileges'.

      A world without physical cash is a bad, bad, bad idea. And it's coming, thanks to such thoughtless suggestions and all this low-level anti-money propaganda.

      The silly checkout girl at my local grocery store boasts with pride, "I don't even care if I've known the customer for two years. I turn away at least two or three cash transactions every shift. I don't even care if the machine says its real. If it looks even a bit fishy to me, I won't accept it. --I even had this one old guy whine at me that he got the bill from a bank machine. I don't care. I just turn them away. I'm just doing my job."

      And THAT's the kind of nitwit who'll survive the next decade without ending up in an American gulag. The easy-to-program brainless twit who does as s/he's told without even realizing that s/he is nothing but a tool of the paranoid control-freeks running America today.


      -FL

    2. Re:Get Rid of Cash by Exiler · · Score: 1

      Becuase digital security is never broken, no siree!

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  145. Crickey! by hayden · · Score: 1
    Next you'll be telling them all about our cunning plans with Steve Erwin, the koalas (no, they are not bears), our crap music and all hollywood spys!

    Um ... Bugger.

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  146. Metal Security Strips by Dareth · · Score: 1

    The little security strips with the denomination amount on them is non-reflective... IE, simple scanning techniques don't pick them up. Just a tidbit I picked up on the History Channel... so close to TNN where I watch TNG reruns.

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  147. I see by n3k5 · · Score: 1

    A scary vision indeed. The really frightening ideas are hard to implement, though. My printer could hide a serial number and someone who gets a printout, and suspects me of having originated it, could get another printout of me and compare the hidden serial numbers. The printer itself couldn't include my IP or anything, though. If you want to hide this information in the hardcopy, this has to be done in the printer driver, so the abvious choice for paranoid people are reputable open source printer drivers. Then again, if the printer hides the watermark itself, it would be much harder to detect. If actual pixel data is changed on the PC, these changes can often be uncovered because the original image data can be reconstructed (hard if the original is a photo on some unknown harddisk, easy if it's a reproducable Word document). But the printer could introduce tiny variations in the speed of the printing head that would like ordinary fluctuations/irregularites. Well, maybe.

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  148. Clueless Victim by aphextwo · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone admit to counterfeit? If caught in the act just say you got it from a Mcdonalds down the road and you are a victim. Never carry more than a couple counterfeit bills on you, and put them in your underwear incase a cop searchs you after your 1 counterfeit bill fails. if you do get caught, play dumb. Don't confess. You are innocent until proven guilty. Make them prove it.

  149. But remember the cartrige cost... by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

    It's not as profitable as you think...

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  150. Clueless Victim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anyone admit to counterfeit? If caught in the act just say you got it from a Mcdonalds down the road and you are a victim. Never carry more than a couple counterfeit bills on you, and put them in your underwear incase a cop searchs you after your 1 counterfeit bill fails. if you do get caught, play dumb. Don't confess. You are innocent until proven guilty. Make them prove it.

  151. Re:modern technology solving the wrong problem, ag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article is talking about the hideously insecure British banknotes (although *my* printer doesn't print the holograms the new English notes have), not American notes.

    Perhaps they are counterfeiting Scottish notes (which aren't legal tender anywhere, but some people accept them as money). Since ordinary RBS notes were designed in 1987, I imagine that they might be somewhat easier to copy (especially the famous one pound notes).

  152. hard to count by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    One disadvantage with plastic notes is that riffle counting them is next to impossible. I always find that two will always stick together if they've got similar creases in them, slowing down the counting speed.

    The best way to count plastic notes is to group them into little piles of $100 and then count the piles. if you've got too many little piles, then group the piles in to meta-piles of $1000 and so forth.

  153. Indistinguishable eh? by skookum · · Score: 1

    So, these bills are indistinguishable from real bills, except when they're not?

    You keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means.

  154. Euro with chip by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    Handelsblatt reported friday the European central bank negociates with Hitatchi to put chips on the Euro notes. The chips would be 0.4mm thick and carry a 38 digit serial number.

    From my local newspaper:De chips zouden amper 0,4 millimeter dik zijn, en dus dunner dan een bankbiljet. Ze zouden uitgerust zijn met een serienummer van 38 cijfers dat enkel leesbaar is met een speciale scanner. Op die manier kan de authenticiteit van het biljet worden gecontroleerd. De chips zouden op grote schaal worden geproduceerd en rond de 7 á 8 eurocent kosten. Een woordvoerder bij de ECB wou het bericht niet ontkennen of bevestigen. ,,We voeren continu onderzoek naar een betere beveiliging van de eurobiljetten. In het belang van de euro kan ik daarover niets zeggen'', luidde het gisteren. Eerder onderzoek van de ECB wees uit dat het vervalsen van eurobiljetten toeneemt, al blijft het een marginaal fenomeen. Wel is de kwaliteit van de valse biljetten er de jongste tijd op vooruit gegaan.
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  155. Copy protection in banknotes by mrjb · · Score: 1

    In Europe all banknotes have a strip of metallic/holographic material on them. Even in dim lighting conditions, this should be perfectly visible and is relatively difficult to copy (at least not with regular copier machines/inkjets).

    I've never seen plastic notes, but they probably feel different from paper ones? Printing liquid on plastic should be pretty hard with an inkjet, has anyone tried this?

    If bank notes can be realistically counterfeited with simple consumer electronics, it sounds to me like the notes are obsolete.

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    1. Re:Copy protection in banknotes by new-black-hand · · Score: 1

      For a full duplication and counterfiting effort, you would have to trace the notes with Cocaine. Because aparently 78% of US notes have traces of cocaine on them.

  156. recompiling for dummies by KingRamsis · · Score: 1

    I wonder what GimpPrint would think of being forced to print or not print certain documents based on their contents
    1.comment out the if statement.
    2.recompile GimpPrint
    3.???
    4.Profit!!!
    and i thought i would never post one of those.

    1. Re:recompiling for dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think thats the first one of those i've seen that might actually make a profit.

  157. 4800 dpi??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4800 dots per inch?
    that is of course only a marketing spec, like a "total peak-music power" of 160W on a pair of PC speakers supplied from a wallplug transformer.

  158. Yogi Berra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

  159. Scanner Drivers too? by supz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember I once tried to scan in some money (no, not to counterfeit it -- didn't have a magnifying glass, and I wanted to check out the owl on the dollar bill, up close), and some of it came out really "wavey" to describe it best. The blank space that has the pattern printed, looked like a bunch of sin/cos curves next to each other. Is this because of the scanner driver or could it be because of built in counterfeit protection, into the dollar bill?

  160. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Federal reserve print notes at will, if they can do it without having gold to back the currency why cant everyone join in?

  161. True Canadian Story by B5_geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My cousin is currently in jail for this crime.
    He was spend over $10,000 per month on ink cartridges. The `special` paper was very easy to get ahold of, so don't let that fool you. This was not a `small-time` operation either. There were 4+ print-houses setup in 2 cities. Each warehouse had more then 40 printers.
    He made $10, $20, and $100 notes. Canadian currency has a little psudo-holographic square in the corner. He just used a simple little green/gold foil glued onto the paper to overcome this level of protection. The cops finally caught him after he owned the following: 2 Ford Mustangs 1 20' boat 4 Jet-ski's 1 Lincoln Navigator SUV 4 Houses (and he bought them all with cash)
    To say he made millions would be an understatement.

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  162. Screw 'em! We have the source. by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know the article is about printing your very own currency. I'm responding to the smart remark at the end of the headline on /..

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  163. Smug $1 coin toting Americans by Porag_Spliffing · · Score: 1

    Don't you get so smug either, my 2 Euro coin is worth about two of your 1 dollar coins which nobody can find anyway and my 2 pound (UK) coin comes to about three of your earth dollars (after completion of US world domination, may not apply in all juristrictions).

    I do however like the aussie plastic money as you can go swimming with a pocket full of notes and still be able to use them to load up on VB when you finaly pull yourself out the water (in fact I suspect this is the real reason they have plastic notes) If you carried the same value in those 1 aussie dollar coins you would not float.

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    1. Re:Smug $1 coin toting Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      I've never had a problem with American dollars getting wet.

  164. US money is boring by Jonner · · Score: 1

    As a United Statesian (what is Estadounidense in English?) growing up in South and Central America, I always preferred US money for its value, but the local currencies for their appearance. US money is so boring and uniform, though it's usually pretty clean (that is, lacking dirt). Also, US coins all being round is boring. In Suriname, we had square ones.

    1. Re:US money is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, there is no way to translate Estadounidense directly into English. That's why those from the US (sometimes arrogantly in truth, but always arrogantly in appearance) call themselves 'Americans' even though ours is not the only nation on the American continents.

  165. Instead of counterfeiting by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    Just print 18$ bills. Any uninformed clerk will gladly exchange those for six 3$ bills of three 6$ bills.

  166. dollars and euros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Euro's have a hologram on them that is impossible to photocopy or print. It come out as a burining hole with the reflection from the scanner light.

    50 Dollar notes are useless. Most places won't take them.

    Dollar and 5 Dollar coins would be usefull.

  167. Do a check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a bar has no system in place to detect countfit bills, they deserve what they get.

    Pretty much every bar I got checks anything over a $5 dollar bill to see if its counterfit or not, it only adds like, 2 seconds tops to run it under a light while getting change to see if its real or not.

    1. Re:Do a check by Darrkgod · · Score: 1

      I have seen places use black lights for testing before, mainly night clubs. The little strip thing shows through and all. But i think that the down fall (mentioned before) is still what if it goes through the bleached laundry.

  168. [OT] GaAs by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

    Galium Arsenide is the material of the future, and always will be.

    What about SiGe? Almost as good, much easier to fabricate, and much easier to use in mixed processes (i.e. a silicon wafer with a small region of SiGe process material for the high-speed analog stuff).

  169. That's what they said about CD writers by ironfrost · · Score: 1

    It doesn't much matter what you can do with an inkjet printer. You won't get anywhere close to what is being done professionally, in mass production.

    That might be the case now, but that's what they said about CD writers in personal computers. Printer quality is going to get higher and higher over the next five or ten years, and they're right to try to tackle the problem as of the now, before it starts to be a major problem.

  170. Great Idea. by cheesyfru · · Score: 1

    What a great idea to redesign currency every 7 years, at least for the counterfeiters. I don't know what the new bills look like, or any of the other permutations they've released recently. Nothing like flooding the brain with a bunch of different designs to keep the identity of what is a "real bill" in question.

  171. intent by deltalmg · · Score: 1

    Isn't one of the problems with security software and hardware to prevent the copying of currentcy, that it is assuming that the purpose is to conterfeit. Admitablely, a lot of people who copy bills are either counterfeiters, or are just curious, how good a copy the printer can make(and my decide later to use it to counterfeit because it looks good). There are some useful reasons to copy currentcy. For example you may be a travel agency, and want to show your clients what the currency should look like so they don't get riped off. Or you are training clerks, for example in Canada, so they know what American bills should look like. Or how about the person who has came back from a vacation with several large denomination bills, and is really only interested in having the look of the bills not actually tying up his money in some foreign currency. Do we not have the right to possess freely available images?(after all it's not the image your 'buying' when you exchange currancy but the associated value in the country your planning on going to). It reminds me of some open source companies who try to sell their documentation instead of the code. Here's the code and it's free, aren't we great!? Now pay us, so that we let you figure out how to use it. Still trying to make a buck, just moving the billable product around from the software to the instruction manual!

  172. Obligatory Simpson�s Quote: by Tingler · · Score: 1

    MMmmmmmmm Organized Crime!

  173. Simple solution that's already been done by Nurf · · Score: 1

    South African money is printed with both normal and ultraviolet inks. People that are worried about counterfeit cash have a downward looking UV light installed at the base of the cash register. They pass the bill under the light on the way into the till. As a bonus, it works especially well in bad light conditions.

    Under UV light the real bills look very different and very pretty. A shop owner showed me some printed bills that someone tried to pass once. Under the UV light, they glow pretty uniformly. The difference between a real note and a counterfeit is huge.

    I think American dollars have to be the easiest bills to copy I have ever seen. My first thought when I saw them was "Are these people serious!?" :-) . The only money I had ever seen that looked anything like them before was the money that comes in those Monopoly games, with a monochrome background and a single colour ink.

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  174. Cashless society the answer. . ? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Hell, No!

    You post on Slashdot? You must be a hacker. Now we'll let you off this time with a warning, (and perhaps a sound beating), but next time we'll flip a switch and suspend your money 'privileges'.

    A world without physical cash is a bad, bad, bad idea. And it's coming, thanks to all this low-level anti-money propaganda. (And yes, it's deliberate.)

    The silly checkout girl at my local grocery store boasts with pride, "I don't even care if I've known the customer for two years. I turn away at least two or three cash transactions every shift. I don't even care if the machine says its real. If it looks even a bit fishy to me, I won't accept it. --I even had this one old guy whine at me that he got the bill from a bank machine. I don't care. I just turn them away. I'm just doing my job."

    Great. We've had color inkjet printers and color copiers for a decade now. But teenage twit girls are suddenly going all Hello-Kitty-Nazi-Cash-Enforcer now?

    Silly checkout girls are exactly the kind of nitwit who'll survive the next decade without ending up in an American gulag. --Because they're easy to program and they do exactly as instructed by the ephemeral whisper which percolates through culture from the truth-manufacturers at the top of the paranoid control pyramid running America today.

    Effective manipulation can be achieved in three ways;

    1. When the victims believe that they reach the desired conclusion all on their lonesome without anybody's guidance.

    2. When the directive is delivered through pop culture. "All the Popular Kids are Doing It"

    3. When the directive is delivered by an authority figure who instills fear in the alternative. (Either by pointing at things like, 'terrorists and counter-fitters', or futher down the line when Fascism is in full bloom, through the time-honored favorite, "You will, or else.")

    The way to deal with it? --In America, use older installations of propaganda against the enemy.

    Spend cash, and explain to people who try to stop you that only Communists would favor a cashless society. (When the subject doesn't grasp how or why, cite the, "Do as you are told, commrade, or we will turn off your bankcard," example. Then wave a flag or something.)

    Horrifyingly lame, but amazingly effective. We're dealing with sheep here, folks, and there's a war on. (The people caught in the 'Matrix', even as you try to free them, are working for the enemy until they are free.)


    -FL

    1. Re:Cashless society the answer. . ? by Darrkgod · · Score: 1

      Cashless is more expensive for the "consumer" and more profit for the Capitalist. One example is this: Kikos is now using the "smart card" crap. I went to make some copies and i could just pay with cash. I first had to buy the damn smart card for a buck then i had to put it into an intelivision( remember those) on steroids. And then i had to give this machine 5 bucks cause it didnt take ones, to "charge" the card. All this for 10 lousy copies. And to fully spend my 5 bucks i would have to conitue going to Kinkies to make copies. Hell, if i ever go back there to be their ideal middle class wage laboring slave.

  175. bars/nightclubs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take it most of you do not go out and drink in public, otherwise you would know that counterfeiting is not as easy in bars as you think.

    There are counterfeit pens out there that when a line is drawn on a bill, if it's real it will turn light brown and if it's fake it will turn black. It doesn't matter if there's a lot of transactions or poorly lit conditions - the pen will tell.

    If a bar does not use this low-cost method of security and gets stung with bogus bills, it really is their fault for not protecting themselves.

  176. different sizes are, like, sooooo Third World... by switcha · · Score: 1
    ...here in the UK, we make higher denomination notes larger in size than those of a lesser denomination... I guess they didn't think of that in the USA.

    No, it's just because we're all such filthy rich capitalists, here. We like our big fat wads of money to be nice and even.

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  177. Translated for younger readers by NickFitz · · Score: 1

    Translation:

    • guinea: £1 1/- == 1 pound and 1 shilling == £1.05 decimal
    • crown: 5/- == 5 shillings == £0.25 decimal
    • half crown: 2/6 == 2 shillings and 6 pence == £0.125 decimal
    • florin: 2/- == 2 shillings == £0.10 decimal
    • sixpence, aka tanner: 6d == £0.025 decimal
    • thruppence aka thruppeny bit == 3d == £0.0125 decimal
    • tuppence (not a coin): the way common people like me say "two pence" even in decimal currency
    • ha'penny: half penny; decimal version abolished years ago
    • farthing: one quarter of a pre-decimal penny, abolished in the 1950s
    • angel: An ancient gold coin of England, bearing the figure of the archangel Michael. It varied in value from 6s. 8d. to 10s (from dictionary.com)

    And you missed out groat: 4d, abolished before 20th century, doesn't convert directly into decimal without lots of decimal places (i.e £0.01666666...)

    Oh, and shilling was aka bob: 1/- == £0.05. Thus a florin was more commonly called two bob.

    Those were the days... the changeover was on 15 February 1971. I was old enough to be intrigued, but my suspicions were confirmed when I went to the sweet shop: conversions had all been rounded up, so I was worse off :-(

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  178. Magicians and Money by Aidtopia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Magicians that do tricks with money work right on the edge of legality. Defacing currency is illegal if you attempt to pass it off.

    If you get a batch of new notes, it's likely that the serial numbers will be consecutive. On US currency, the green ink used for the serial numbers can be erased quite cleanly with a regular pencil eraser. So you take two consecutively numbered bills and erase the last digit of each. Now it appears you have two bills with the same serial number. Spectators generally don't know how many digits are in a serial number and thus won't notice that it's short. You can burn a bill right in front of their eyes then produce the substitute for a startling illusion.

    There are lots of gaffed coins out there, too. Craftsmen start with real coins and modify them, so they're not counterfitting. Inexpensive ones look good. Expensive ones are uncanny. The trick is not to spend them accidentally. :-)

    1. Re:Magicians and Money by Darrkgod · · Score: 1

      Also, there are short change tricks that i have used for a routine of mine, though will never intend on using the art for ill gotten gains for it gives a bad name to close up magic

  179. I tried some counterfitting by Sarin · · Score: 1

    It was not money though, but it's very hard to get the colors right when they use colors that are blacklight sensitive (bright yellow, orange, green). The printer cartridge of my printer can't produce those, empty cartridges would be the solution (you'd have to fill them up yourself with a custom ink), but I couldn't find them for sale online (anyone knows where?) for my hp(just companies that buy your empty ones).
    To finish the story, about a month later I got my parking permit, so I didn't had to resolve to such desperate measures.

  180. Currency that's impossible to counterfeit by Franosch · · Score: 1
    Here is a suggestion for currency that can not be counterfeited:

    The idea is to create banknotes that can not be reproduced, by no one, be it the original producer or counterfeiters. To achieve that, take colorless lacquer with tiny pieces of reflecting foil in it. Print a strip onto each banknote with that lacquer. Make a digital photograph of the strip and store the photo together with the serial number of the bankote.

    No banknote produced that way can be reproduced, because for doing so, one would have to arrange hundreds or thousands of pieces of reflecting foil such that they are oriented in the very same way as in the original, so that they reflect light in the same way.

    To check whether a banknote is valid, you'd just have to go to the website of the national bank, type in the serial number, look at the stored photo you get back, and compare it to the banknote you have got. Of course the check could be automated with the help of a machine that has an online connection. To make sure you do not get faked photos, you would just have to use a secure (SSL) connection or check the cryptographic signatures of the photos you get back from the site.

    The method above would be feasible and relatively cheap. It would take just two more passes in production that can both be accomplished easily by a machine: printing a strip of lacquer onto the banknote and taking a photo with a high resolution digital camera. The costs for storage of the photos would be far less than the value of the bill and even less than the other production costs, I assume (about 1 cent for a 100 KB JPEG image). Retrieval of the photos would be trivial, because they would only have to be accessed via the serial number of the corresponding banknote.

    1. Re:Currency that's impossible to counterfeit by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      Two words: To costly

      I mean, do you expect the cashier making $5.25 / hour to type in every single bank note that they receive. Look at how long that would take to buy a pack of gum or a coffee or something.

      Anyways, the people in charge of the euros have a better idea: Radio Tag. All you need is just one per note and they are incredibly cheap to produce. Also, they can be scanned from a relative distance like passing it over the checkout scanner.

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  181. Re:One of the funniest Beavis and Butthead episode by BlameFate · · Score: 1

    thanks for nicking my sig :-)

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  182. Not Legal Tender by fred911 · · Score: 1

    "They're legal tender"

    They are fractions of legal tender. One can refuse any coinage as payment and require legal tender. Many a tax collection office has refused to accept coinage.

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    1. Re:Not Legal Tender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fuck 'em.

      one time a gas station fool tried to refuse my pennies, and i pointed to the cop sitting outside next door, and told them i had no money, and that i would have to kill that poor cop and take his money to pay for my gas.

    2. Re:Not Legal Tender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf?...

      wtf .....

      wtf ...

  183. Steganography by Jetson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There were some rumors a while back that HP printer drivers inserted the printer serial number or some other identifier (like a Windows GUID) into color prints in a way that could be read back later by scanning with the right software, but wasn't visible just from looking at the print.

    You can do that sort of thing yourself, too. The simplest form of steganography is to diddle the LSB of one of the colours. Since the human eye doesn't focus well in the blue wavelengths, you would filter the host image to create a 23-bit RGB (887) image and OR it with your one-bit RGB (001) data image. Extracting the data is a matter of scanning the original (if not already in electronic form) and filtering out everything but the blue LSB. The real challenge is determining the best patterns to use to encode your data so that it can be recovered if the image is damaged enroute (as would quickly happen with currency). Like a barcode image, you would want the embedded data to have a large surface area, delimiters, CRCs and have redundant copies distributed throughout the host image.

  184. Smart democrats never vote republican. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    It's quite simple to figure out how the real world works (in contrast to the bs the republican party spits out).

    When everyone can get a job and pay taxes these things happen:
    Lower Interest Rates
    Lower Crime Rates
    Lower Unemployment
    Higher standard of living

    If the deficit would have been paid off there would have been around a 50% cut in the effective tax rate as well. Stupid ass tax cuts. Why are we cutting taxes when we have a huge debt? It's like taking a pay cut at your job when you have tens of thousands in credit card debt. Stupid.

    All the republican party does is fuck the nation as a whole so a few can come out ahead. Simple economics shows when everyone is prospering the rich get richer. When the economy is in the pot (like now) the rich just get tax cuts but their income levels drop as well.

    Did you notice the vote that just took place to allow the government to raise 1 trillion in new debt? Fucking unbelievable how pathetic this administration is when it comes to the economy. Lies, lies and more lies. Only the fools believe what they are telling you.

    The republican party is one of the most pathetic organizations around. The fact that approx 50% of people in this country buy into the bullshit they are selling just gives me a very low opinion of americans in general (actually it just solidifies my current position that people pay more attention to political commercials than political reality).

  185. A true answer to this question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were some rumors a while back that HP printer drivers inserted the printer serial number or some other identifier into color prints...

    I know a little about this, and know that it is true but only in a limited way.

    You probably know that HP's printing business is a huge endeavor. It sells many models of printers, based on many underlying print engines. Some of those engines are engineered by HP, some are OEM'ed from other manufacturers.

    In particular, HP's LaserJet business uses OEM'ed engines. Some of the color LaserJets use engines that were modified from engines used in color photocopiers.

    Some color photocopy engines already use an algorithm to dither the yellow toner in white regions to make each copy traceable to the printer. When these engines were used as the basis of making color LaserJets, the dithering feature remained intact.

    So, there wasn't a grand conspiracy by HP to trace your prints, it was an artifact of using an existing technology.

  186. 1.00 Euro note? by torklugnutz · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as a 1.00 Euro note. You don't get "paper" money until you get to the 5. Euros are not durable. For a currency that's only been around for a year or so, a good amount of the 5s I got when I was living in Ireland were wrinkled and tattered. Just cause they're colorful and have holograms doesn't mean they are hard to counterfeit. Maybe it would be hard to counterfeit a brand new bill, but making a counterfeit damaged bill is always the way to go. As for the different sizes, that does stop the bleaching technique, but IMHO it makes it a pain in the ass to keep everything straight in one's wallet. The result was I would only carry 20s in my wallet. Anything smaller got wadded up and shoved in a pocket. Based on the condition of the money I was getting, it was a common strategy.

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  187. About those pens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to have to starch a couple 100's, just to watch the fun. :-)

  188. Free food at Taco Bell ( Score : -1, Offtopic) by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1
  189. Reasons to keep pennies... hah! by spoco2 · · Score: 1

    You have a very interesting post, and the website you linked to really intregued me... I have to take issue with some of their points:

    TEN REASONS TO KEEP THE PENNY

    The penny greatly facilitates commerce.

    The U.S. Mint produces between 10 billion to 13 billion pennies annually to meet broad public demand.


    Oh, the public demand it do they? It's not just because the pennies are legal tender, and the stores LOVE to price things at 99c just to make it seem like you're getting a bargain at under a dollar is it?

    Most Americans still "count their pennies."

    A recent poll by Opinion Research Corporation found that more than 70% of Americans support keeping the penny in circulation. Not surprisingly, that same poll showed that those with the least annual income found the penny most valuable.


    Because of the ill-formed view that with the penny around they're getting things cheaper... but really, what does a penny buy these days? Nothing!

    When the economy slows, Americans count their pennies and cash them in. There is a flow of coinage from American homes into the economy confirmed by statistics showing a correlation between U.S. Mint demand for new pennies and the GDP rate.

    Um... with such wonderfully backed up statistics like that who could argue... I'm sure the same stats also show that there's a relationship between all notes and coins demand and the GDP...

    Elimination of the penny would lead to higher prices.

    Prices would be rounded to the nearest five cents, resulting in higher prices. Professor Raymond Lombra, Pennsylvania State University, testified before Congress in 1990 that this "rounding tax" could cost Americans $600 million annually.


    It could cost that much, or maybe it won't... Rounding doesn't always work UP, it also works DOWN. Those that can least afford things tend to buy in bulk (At least they should anyway), and so the final cash register price will be a conglomeration of all of those $9.99s etc... until you end up with a bill like $50.42... and guess what? That'll get rounded DOWN to $50.40!

    Elimination of the penny will hurt charitable causes.

    Organizations like Ronald McDonald House Charities and the Salvation Army rely heavily on donations from the collection of pennies. Recently, the Dallas-based Kindness Foundation raised over $14,400, a penny at a time, for the victims of the Oklahoma City bombing.


    Yeah, or perhaps people will donate MORE, as the lowest amount they can donate is increased, so they can't cop out by giving only a few pennies... maybe instead they'll give a few dimes..

    Abolishing the penny could erode consumer confidence in the economy.

    A 1990 General Accounting Office report found people were fearful their money may not go as far if the penny was eliminated because prices would be rounded to the nearest five cents. The report noted this "rounding" made many Americans feel they are being "ripped off" by being charged higher prices.


    Well, we can't avoid false views can we... the same 'hysteria' went around Australia for a while when the 1 and 2c coins were removed from circulation, but they turned out to be false fears.

    Elimination of the penny will hurt those who can afford it least, the poor and elderly.

    Increased prices due to "rounding" would fall disproportionately on those least able to afford it because they make more small cash purchases.


    As mentioned above ROUNDING WORKS BOTH WAYS. Geeze... and can we get more emotional in our points people? the 'poor and elderly'... fine work there.

    The penny produces a profit for the Treasury.

    Seigniorage, the revenue derived from the difference between the face value of coins and the cost of their mintage, produced more than $25 million for the Treasury last year -- from the penny alone.


    AAAAAhhh

  190. Plastic by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    I think I ahve mentioned this before but everyone should change to plastic notes. They are impossible to counterfeit and they survive going through the wash/getting splashed with beer. They have saved me many times. And for all those people who say that the US currency is unique being green and all, they can be printed any colour you want. Personally I prefer the notes to be different colours so you can easily tell the difference. Also the US really should get $1 and £2 coins. Much better for vending machines than notes.

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  191. Tax-included prices at Starbucks by rev063 · · Score: 1
    I actually LIKED starbucks because it included tax in the prices, so what you saw was what you paid

    Starbucks doesn't do that in their home state, Washington. Here in Seattle the tax gets added on to the list price as usual.

    Probably wherever you were, coffee isn't taxed. In Washington, food is not taxed, but for some reason Velveeta counts as food, but a Grande Latte does not.

  192. Do they also use Rubber Checks? by billstewart · · Score: 1

    How's gov.au's liquidity these days? :-)

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