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  1. Re:Some people don't get it either on Why Sarcasm Is Such a Problem In Artificial Intelligence (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who overuses sarcasm, I've found that no matter how clear *I* think I am being, others do not always see it that way.

    That, in a nutshell, is the AI issue. People don't even get it right so how can 'people' write a program to get it right since we can't actually devise a test for sarcasm.
    If I only had a brain, it would be hurting right now from overuse.

  2. Re:Someone mod the parent up on Why Sarcasm Is Such a Problem In Artificial Intelligence (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    This is.

    No it isn't. He's just being sarcastic ;-)

  3. Re:Oh boy! on Fine Brothers File For Trademark On Word "React" · · Score: 1

    No words for this idiocy.

    I dunno. Maybe the PTO should just do it.
    Can I still say that?

  4. Re:MS Wants to Own Your Machine for Good on Windows 10 Now a 'Recommended Update' For Windows 7 and 8.1 Users (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Have you actually tried using a Mac productively? ...They are an absolute nightmare for anyone used to the Swiss Army knife of the computer world (PC).

    I have a game developer friend who likes the Apple laptops for durability and weight and brings his to meetings for demos but he absolutely hates the keyboard and shortcuts and uses a desktop windows box at home for serious dev efforts.

  5. Re:If she really wanted to rescue the company... on Yahoo To Fire Another 15% As Mayer Attempts To Hang On (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    2. Why would a company care about someone who wasn't successful as CEO running another company?

    Probably for the same reason NFL teams hire failed head coaches such as Bill Belichik.

  6. Re:inefficient on Providing Addresses for 4 Billion People Using Three Words (mondaynote.com) · · Score: 1

    The whole effort seems pointless to me. Ever hear of a PO box?

    1. Most people without street addresses don't actually live near a post office.
    2. More importantly, FedEx and UPS can't deliver to PO boxes and that means no money in their pocket.

  7. Re:I have no debt and a hefty savings account on Saying "Wasted" On Facebook Can Affect Your Credit Score (ajc.com) · · Score: 1

    Getting a bigger credit limit only to use it for larger payments just means you cost them more.

    I can't figure out why you'd cost them more. Please clarify.

    It's mostly an opportunity cost kind of thing. With every credit card I've ever had you pay no interest as long as you pay off the balance in full by the payment date. This means that, if you always pay off the balance, the bank is effectively giving you an interest free loan from the time you make the purchase until the time you make the payment. The bank could invest that money they loaned you in just about any other investment and make more than 0% return on it. Giving you a bigger credit limit just means they'd be allowing you to take an even bigger interest free loan.

    That's the way the credit card companies make money off of _you_.
    They also make money from a percentage (or sometimes fixed) cost of everything you buy. So if you use a credit card daily and pay off $800-1000 every month, the credit card company makes money on that account. They need to make at least enough money each month one way or the other to justify managing the costs of dealing with your account.

  8. Re:Detecting weapons is NOT the purpose of TSA... on TSA Screeners Can't Detect Weapons (and They Never Could) (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    ... giving you the feeling that your government cares and reacted to 9/11 and other threats is.

    Peter.

    If you're in a democracy, get the cause-effect correct. It's all your fellow citizens who wanted the guvmint to "do something" even tho going shopping was probably the best thing to do, but Bush could have been more eloquent, perhaps saying something about all we have to fear is fear itself.

    TSA is the fear itself.

  9. Re:Or put another way... on In Battle With Ad Blockers, Ad Industry Fesses Up To Alienating Users (iab.com) · · Score: 1

    They expect you to remember WXY Corp when you're about to buy a widget or service they offer. Which is why they want their ads to be so obnoxious, so you will remember.

    It works for The Donald.

  10. Re:Unionize on American IT Workers Increasingly Alleging Discrimination · · Score: 4, Informative

    What we need are rule in place that if you are applying for H1B Visa workers, you have to prove you have done qualified job search for the positions and found NO workers to fill them.

    The problem is that one of the "qualifications" for being an employee is called "salary" and businesses don't like to pay high salaries. To employees. They don't seem to have a problem paying CEOs.

  11. Re:I don't think that term means what you think it on Barbie Gets a Brain · · Score: 1

    "Hi Barbie, what should we do today?"

    Same thing we do every day kiddo, try to take over the world!

    That's just technogeek paranoia. There's no money to be made in James Bond-type conspiracies.
    Barbie says. "Let's go shopping. I need a new outfit."

  12. Re:Now barbie is scary too. on Barbie Gets a Brain · · Score: 1

    Barbie says you should Like Mattel on the fBook.

  13. Re:Programmed to Lie on Barbie Gets a Brain · · Score: 1

    if a girl asks if she's pretty, Barbie will respond, "Yes. And you're smart, too."

    So yeah, it's programmed to lie.

    Yes, just like humans. It's designed to be your friend.

  14. Re:obsolete tech on The Story of Oculus Rift · · Score: 1

    One thing I read was having a visible nose in the frame diminished a lot of the nausea. Stuff you don't notice but is always there as a reference makes a sorld of difference.

  15. Re:Throwing a puppy in front of the car on Researcher Hacks Self-Driving Car Sensors · · Score: 1

    ... When cruising along the lidar isn't so important, the car wouldn't need to stop quickly just because one of its many sensors was blinded for a few seconds.

    You're thinking like a software person. This is hardware. If your Lidar is only 90% sure of what's in front of you, should you stop or keep going and possibly crash into something or kill a pedestrian? I know what the company lawyers would say.

  16. Re:Makes sense on Dirty Farm Air May Ward Off Asthma In Children · · Score: 1

    As an interesting (or not) aside, if it was named small pox then there must have been a large pox disease. That was gonorrhea.

  17. Re:Just a harmless drone this time on Science Teacher Arrested After Crashing Drone At US Open · · Score: 2

    ...Drone safety is a serious issue. Yes, next time it could be a terrorist with an explosive drone. Terrorism is a serious issue, regardless of ideology.

    You're obviously not paying attention. If it's a Christian American crazy (such as Timmy McVeigh), then we say it's just a crazy. If it's a Muslim crazy killer, then we say it's part of an international religion with one billion believers and we piss in our pants.

    It's a problem of social perspective which is _always_ based on ideology.

  18. Re:#4 in the U.S. Market, #1 in Malware on Cheap Smartphones Quietly Becoming Popular In the US · · Score: 1

    ...People are waking up and realizing they don't need to buy the most hyped and expensive brand...

    But that's almost like saying Capitalism doesn't matter or that Advertising doesn't work. Oh the humanity.

  19. Storage for how long? on Police Body Camera Business All About the Video Evidence Storage · · Score: 2

    The cost of storage will come down somewhat as folks figure out they're getting screwed by the vendors.
    But you need to come up with retention policies and rock hard evidence handling processes. Those are an extra cost
    but the biggest cost of all with be if there's a conviction using the film. If so, you've got to store that for the length of the prison term for appeals and stuff. The cost of the cameras themselves is irrelevant over the lifetime of the "project." same old same old.

  20. Re:woooh technology is out to git ya on The Coming Terrorist Threat From Autonomous Vehicles · · Score: 1

    This wouldn't happen if we could track immigrants like FedEx packages!

    You mean it would track homegrown terrorists like Timmy McVeigh (Oklahoma city bombing) and homegorwn nut jobs like Holmes (Colorado Theater shooter)?

  21. Re:What does Science have to say about this? on Massachusetts Boarding School Sued Over Wi-Fi Sickness · · Score: 1

    I think in this particular case, you could probably induce it in the kid simply by testing the mom.

  22. Re:What does Science have to say about this? on Massachusetts Boarding School Sued Over Wi-Fi Sickness · · Score: 1

    Interesting, do you have a source ? (Aka citation needed).

    Don't need a citation
    Need to test the kid. Hell, he might be the first with a real wifi allergy (probably not).

  23. Re:Contrary to my experiences on Italian City To Dump OpenOffice For Microsoft After Four Years · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And it seems like a press release because there is actually a 3rd enterprise option: Google Docs. I mean, if you're going to investigate solutions, actually look around.

  24. I still have a javascript bug on Lessons From Your Toughest Software Bugs · · Score: 1

    I have a bug in javascript that I can't fix.
    I can't remember what it is now but it's documented in the code that if you remove the Are you sure? prompt (or remove the now-hidden debug statement), the code doesn't work. When you display the variable, or just wait and ask, then the code does work.

    Every couple years when someone scans thru the code, they'll spend a day or two trying to figure out what's really happening.

  25. Re:Kickstarter forever on Razer Acquires Ouya's Storefront and Technical Team · · Score: 1

    first, define "angel" investor.
    Now define kickstarter investing.
    If you're getting a guaranteed return, it isn't called investing, it is called "buying."
    Purchasing a stock certificate in order to hold onto it is called investing. That's different than "playing the market" even tho you buy stocks in companies in both cases.