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  1. Re:Why? on Brits Still Working on Stinky Email · · Score: 1

    Did anybody object to having a UHF dial? Were there people who said, "Dammit, I don't want to be forced to buy a tv that has a stupid UHF dial!"? That was a natural technological progression. This smellovision deal is a feature, just like picture-in-picture, which is on some televisions but not on all. You are just getting worked up about something trivial that probably will not happen anyway. I am more worried about viewing restrictions on digital tv. That is something that could be government mandated. It makes no sense whatsoever that smellovision would be government mandated. "Everyone must be able to smell what is on television!" I don't think so.

  2. Re:Why? on Brits Still Working on Stinky Email · · Score: 1

    Again, why are you forced to buy a tv? Is the president of Sony going to come and rape your children if you do not buy a new tv when your old one breaks? Is there a law that states you MUST have a tv or you will be fined? I do not understand why you will be forced to buy a tv. You do not have to buy a tv. If all the tvs put off smells and you do not want that feature, then do not buy the tv. It is as simple as that.

  3. Re:Why? on Brits Still Working on Stinky Email · · Score: 1

    Why would you be forced to buy a tv at all?

  4. Re:Why? on Brits Still Working on Stinky Email · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If something in a game triggered a smell then this device would release some aroma. You move to a different part of the game, but your room still smells like the previous part of the game because you move through the game much faster than the aroma disapates. When you go to a different part of the game another smell comes out. Soon your room is filled with a combination of smells which tell you nothing. This device is stupid and pointless. I have absolutely no desire for my computer to produce smells. That's just dumb. If these devices are ever actually released, I can see every one of them showing up in a thrift shop in about ten years.

  5. Re:Can't take it back on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 4, Funny

    and janet jackson

    can I be modded funny too?

  6. Re:Well, There's An Obvious Explanation on Scientists Challenge U.S. on Scientific Distortions · · Score: 1

    10 years is actually the current maximum for a US president. He could be vice president and take over the presidency two years into the term. Then he could get elected and reelected president. But fortunately, though, the way the system is set up prevents morons like Bush from serving the full ten years. Four is certainly enough.

  7. Re:I'm not sure I can afford to win... on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    Well I can't say anything for the rest of the world, but more people in the US say pop than soda.

  8. Re:Coincidence???? on RIAA Countersued Under Racketeering Laws · · Score: 1

    My last name begins with A, as does Neil Armstrong's.

    Coincidence? I think not!

    :)

  9. Re:What we need is Al Sharpton to clear this up... on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 1

    It must have been a while since you were in grade school. See, the pronoun 'they' is a third person plural pronoun. Plural means more than one. So 'they' indicates more than one person. I don't care how you use it, 'they' has never meant indeterminate gender, you ignorant person.

  10. Re:I'm not sure I can afford to win... on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It always annoyed the hell out of me that you could get a two liter of pop for the same price as a 20 oz. I don't drink pop though so it doesn't really affect me.

  11. Re:What we need is Al Sharpton to clear this up... on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 2, Funny

    If a someone is a they then I think that person has bigger problems than lying.

  12. Re:Best Present on Strangest Valentine's Day Gifts? · · Score: 2, Funny

    March 14th is steak and a blowjob day. I'm just glad I'll be home for spring break that day(actually I go back to school that day but i'll still have time). Yes, I have a girlfriend. Yes, she is okay with the idea. No, I won't share.

  13. Re:does it work with video != nVidia? on Linux & Mac UT2004 Demos · · Score: 1

    UT2003 works damn fine with xfree86 on my radeon8500. The game has the little nvidia intro, but that's all it says about it. I don't consider that to be out of luck.

  14. Re:Make it stop on The Simpsons Movie · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It was funny when lisa tried to grow a penis? Grow up. That episode was one of the worst yet. I don't think I laughed once during it. I love the simpsons as much as anybody else, but this has to end. It just can't go on forever.

  15. Re:Babel round 2 on SCO Complaint Filed -- Including Code Samples · · Score: 1

    I know all the /. trolls are thinking "To hell with first posts, I'm gonna try to get in a BBC article!" I hope they are reading right now. Fucking bitches.

  16. Re:Something non-geeky on What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Damn straight. Get him something you want to get him. Don't look for something that he wants or needs, because if he wanted it himself then he would have already bought it. I know I would have. If I haven't bought the item then it's probably too expensive, in which case my girlfriend couldn't afford it either.
    The whole idea of setting aside certain days of the year to give gifts just pisses me off to no end. I have no problem with getting gifts for people, but only if I feel like it and I want to. I just absolutely hate the feeling of obligating to get gifts for people. The problem is when people expect gifts and then I don't get them somthing, they are disappointed and then it makes me feel bad. They never fuckign seem to take into account that I'm a poor college boy and I can't afford all that shit. Am I supposed to not eat so that I can buy shit for people? I'm sorry guys, but I have to think of myself first.
    uh, sorry about that rant, but it's that time of year and I'm pissed off about it.

  17. Re:so the question becomes on Cable Modem Hackers Release Improved Firmware · · Score: 1

    Every damn type of connection is shared, they are just shared at different levels. DSL is shared at the isp level but there is still only so much bandwidth to go around. If a cable segment is legitimately getting overloaded then they add a run to balance it out. If a segment is illegitimately overloaded by people modifying their modems then they cut that person off. Yes, dedicated likes like T1s don't have to share bandwidth with anyone, but you pay the price.

  18. Re:Games on cell phones are not new on Plain Cell Phones Fading Away? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People like unique ringtones because they think they are "cool" and they want to show off to everyone that they are "cool" and they have an expensive cell phone. More often than not I see these assholes wait to answer the phone until the song is over. I hate every one of them.

  19. Re:Silly grammar/spelling nazi on Recycle some of your 100 million Pepsi Songs · · Score: 1

    "Whither have they tossed mountain dew?" makes sense, as does "whither is the mountain dew going?" Say "Where mountain dew?" out loud and ask yourself if that makes sense.

  20. Re:Mountain Dew? on Recycle some of your 100 million Pepsi Songs · · Score: 2, Informative

    And by wither I assume you mean whither, which means 'to where', as in "Whither are we going". To where mountain dew? I don't think so.

  21. Re:From the article... on The 101 Dumbest Moments in Business · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    That's the dumbest moment in advertising? I thought that commercial was hilarious!!

    Well you're just a moron. That commercial really was one of the stupidest commercials ever.
  22. Re:No wonder on Another Serious MSIE Hole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Boxen? Do you also hunt foxen?

  23. Re:What a loser. on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1

    I haven't gotten one yet, in either of my main email accounts. Nobody loves me :(

  24. Re:DOS huh? on Today's Windows Virus - MyDoom / Novarg · · Score: 1

    I think you already have a virus. You seem to be broadcasting an internet address in your sig! Check your system immediately!

  25. Re:Really? on Anti-Frostidigitation: Heatpipe Gloves · · Score: 1

    Damn near every slashdot summary is either incorrect or misleading. Nothing new here.