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  1. I poke your eyes on Site Review: 2002 Olympics · · Score: 1

    I poke your eyes out for mentioning a subject for Katz to write about

  2. otoh on QSL Cards as a Way of Tracking Open-Source Software? · · Score: 1

    Microsoft
    Redmond, WA

    Dear Sirs:

    Thanks for making this wonderful windows product; My job is tedious at best, but your Blue-Screen-Time-For-A-Smoke-Break feature helps the day to fly bye.

    Keep up the good work!

    ...

  3. is it just me on Dot-Commers vs. Government Contractors · · Score: 1

    or is this article kinda full of shit?

    like saying "Business for hookers is down; and not many out-of-work hookers are getting married and having kids".

    different skill sets

  4. Re:Flame-bait in comment aside: on Cheating Detector from Georgia Tech · · Score: 1

    mod this up

    truer words have never been spoken

  5. Re:Not a problem... on Why 'rm -R star' Isn't Enough · · Score: 1

    wow...your hard drives last two years ?

  6. Bill Gates at it again ... Think of the Children ! on Northern Light Technology Makes Deal WIth C.I.A. · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    This says it all.

  7. Mod Me Up on TiVo To Support RealNetwork Formats · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    sing to "Start Me Up" (The Rolling Stones)

    If you mod me up
    If you mod me up I'll never stop
    If you mod me up
    If you mod me up I'll never stop
    I've been postin' lots
    The PC's ticking gonna blow a cap
    If you mod me up
    If you mod me up I'll never stop

    You make the help desk cry
    Spread out the oil, the vasoline
    Just keep the kiddies of my mean, mean machine
    mod it up

    Don't make the help desk cry
    My eyes dilate, my lips go green
    My hands are greasy
    It's a Win-dows machine
    mod it up

    You better mod me up
    Give it all you got
    You got to never, never, never stop
    Never, never gonna
    Mod me up

  8. Is it just me? on Clustering with Consolidated Physical Storage? · · Score: 1

    Any place where your cluster server would eventually reside with either
    1) be in a modern corporate building where whole circuits are on UPS; or
    2) In you home (dreams) where UPS is not really a factor, because, after all, you are just screwing around.

    having said that making a bootp server, then making a net-boot diskette for each node is pretty easy...

    however, have you given thought to clustering programming projects?...unless you have some (one) of those, yer cluster is just a big heater...

  9. Is it just me on New iMac Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it just me...?
    (1) these things won't stack very well on the "bring out yer dead" carts wheeled about during downsizing...

    (2) I afraid of the ($0.32 cost) $199.95 monitor arm after a few months and it gets a *little* loose, and *slowly* drifts down...slowly...like a glacier...

  10. I know it's off topic on MS Struggles to Discredit Linux · · Score: 1

    But my pink unicorn has been feeling poorly the last few days...his pink horn is almost blue ... anyone else seen this?

  11. ok... on Pictorial Passwords · · Score: 1

    "Okay...next click on the picture that looks like big breasts"

  12. I'm sorry on BBS Documentary Starting To Film · · Score: 1

    I was around in BBS days and it sucked (compared to now).

    I can't believe I was impressed with 256 color GIF porn....

  13. fish tank PC cooler on Water Cooling and Fishtanks? · · Score: 1

    is right up there with

    Fur lined sink; and Gasoline-powered Turtleneck sweater

    courtesy of Steve Martin

  14. lots of cocaine on Geeks and Weight-loss? · · Score: 1

    1. snort lots of cocaine
    2. work OT to pay for #1

  15. my Dollar's history... on Europe Adding RFID Tags to Euro Currency · · Score: 2, Funny

    1 Strippers garter
    2 Strippers garter
    3 Strippers garter
    4 Strippers garter
    5 Strippers garter
    6 Strippers garter
    7 Strippers garter
    8 Strippers garter
    * End of History

  16. Re:Slashdot Effect + Oldest Server = Dead Server on Longest-Serving Web Server? · · Score: 1

    heh... actually, I also have an IPX running as a web server. I posted the url in a chat room; three guys hit it...crashed apache...but for just me, it's fine...

  17. My Jeans look like #6 on 3rd Chromosome Deciphered · · Score: 1

    ... but have holes in the knees.

  18. Oh Man (rubbing hands together) .... on The Internet Shifts East · · Score: 1

    Oh Man, do I smell a market for pop-up ads....

    Imagine the bandwidth/backbone need to handle 100,000,000,000 stupid pop-ups a day...forget the data/language.

    First off though, I don't image much traffic comming out (non-chinese, going to chinese web sites. Second, if most chinese don't speak English, they will not surf outside chinese ("China") websites. I can't see the traffic to china being much greater than .25% of the USA-Europe traffic. Unless..

    Unless..the equivelent of the "Wall Falling" happens in China, like it did in the USSR..which a few are saying is likely to happen by 2010-2020 or so...

  19. Re:Which would you rather do? on WinXP Security Flaw · · Score: 1

    Cameron

  20. Spafford & Garfinkel !! on Web Security, Privacy and Commerce · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Man I love their music, esp "The Sound of Science".

  21. three words on Future Trends In Home Computing · · Score: 1

    amature video porn

  22. Re:Ho-Hum, Friday afternoon ... on Dashboard Linux · · Score: 1

    well, I *do* have unusually small pinky-toe toenails.....

    as a PS, Truthfully, I only drive really fast by myself.

  23. Big stone blocks on Ancient Sunken City Discovered Off Shores of Cuba. Maybe · · Score: 1

    They got it wrong...This was the first Big Stone Block(tm) factory; but due to the recession of 4037 BC (triggered by a 600 meter rise in the ocean level) they filed bankruptcy.

  24. Ho-Hum, Friday afternoon ... on Dashboard Linux · · Score: 5, Funny
    Please note: This system was designed for the enjoyment of my passengers.

    *My* passengers are to busy praying not to die, while I navigate my bmw @ 2xSpeed Limit speeds.

  25. Normally I would not recomend this on Adjusting Your Work Environment to Work for You? · · Score: 1

    but Cliff, you sound like you need to take some drastic action.

    Have you tried cross-dresssing to work?

    If you are not brave enough for that, just try some Victoria's Secret underwear.