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  1. Of course they won't go to Linux on WGA Turning Off PCs in the Fall? · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll beat a path to SkyOS!

  2. I found this previous art on ACLU Files for Info on New Brain-Scan Tech · · Score: 1

    Of course they refer to it as a something else.

  3. Damn... on New Top500 List Released at Supercomputing '06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spanky's Cluster'O'Porn just missed the top 500 :-(

  4. Cue the Gekko.. on World's Fastest Internet Cafe · · Score: 1

    'Ello.. You're probably wondering what I'm doing here at this Internet Cafe Grand Opening. Well, the cheap bastards at GEICO have cut my hours, so I'm going for a bit on the side...So, let's get the word out, eh? Free rate quotes? They suck. Now, yer high speed internet cafe, that's the ticket mate. It's like a party with the whole world invited.

  5. Someone needs to.. on Is Distributed Computing Being Distributed Badly? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone needs to set up a Yeti@HOME

  6. Maybe.. on 'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe flowers make you pay less?

  7. Re:That's why I hide everything by ... on U.S. Gov't Spent $30M On Citizens' Personal Info · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    dude! Long time no see! You still at Lucent? How's that Ford pickup doing for you?

  8. Re:Mad Soccer fans? on IT Meets the World Cup · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the last time, it's called Football!

    Thanks goodness it's the last time, I'm tired of ya'all callin Soccer Football.

  9. Oh sure... on Eric Schmidt on Net Neutrality · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speak out, they'll probably start tracking all my phone calls...

  10. You married? on ISPs Offer Faster Speeds, Why Don't We Get Them? · · Score: 1

    Love, honour & obey? -- yeah riiiiight.

  11. In a related story on Sun to Cut 5000 Jobs · · Score: 1

    Yang Yuanqing was rumoured to be grinning, while wispering "..excellent"

  12. Spanish-American War Over? on Refund of Long-Distance Telephone Taxes · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's over? Does Bush know about this?

  13. EARS! on First Photos of MIT $100 Laptop · · Score: 1

    Is the the first thing I thought. Wonder if we'll see more ears? Maybe a camera nose?

  14. I'm Sorry on UK Government Wants Private Encryption Keys · · Score: 1

    I think the dog ate my keys

  15. Hehe on CmdrTaco becomes An Old(er) Man · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points.

    "They're Cats!" - Peter Ustinov

  16. Speaking of failure.. on How IBM Out-foxed Intel With The Xbox 360 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    maybe he works at www.reed-electronics.com now....

  17. wow, 2,000 scientists a year on First Neutron Pulse from SNS · · Score: 1

    Allowing for time off on weekends and holidays..lets see..that's Eight Scientists a day for probing...line up to the left please and loosen you belts....

  18. Re:Yet another chill pill moment on Military Secrets for Sale on Stolen USB Drives · · Score: 1
    yes, I heard the same story on NPR. they had a few additional facts.

    Coalition officials are easy to spot and all usb drives were hidden untill the officals left.

    The (BBC?) reporter returned the next day to find a southern Afgan native (read insurgant) specifically looking for these USB drives to gleen any coalition information of value to the insurgants. He would not be interviewed 'on the record' but the reporter seemed quite shaken by the whole thing.

  19. Back In My Day.. on First Steps Toward Artificial Gravity · · Score: 1

    Back in my day we had *real* gravity. Morning, noon, and night, always pulling a brother down.

  20. Hey Einstein on CBS Coming to the Produce Aisle · · Score: 1

    The opposite of discount is not penalty. How about student discounts? or Senior discounts? If I park incorrectly in a public place, I may get a monitary penalty, but that doesn't mean everyone else got a parking discount.

  21. Well... on U.S. House Clears Anti-Internet Gambling Bill · · Score: 1

    I bet this passes

  22. Oh Man.... on Senate Bill To Prohibit Extra Charges For Internet · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I'll have to start meeting my Network Provider in secret, with a brown bag of small, unmarked bills?

  23. First Post on Laptops Required for Freshmen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Maybe if you used the laptop instead of just bringing it to class :-p

  24. Combine this with Dog Training School on Microsoft Uses DDR Dance Pad To Stamp Spam · · Score: 0

    The Rusty can have his own email! ..say what are all these USP shipments of dog toys...

  25. marketing on How Would You Launch a Dual-Licensed Product? · · Score: 1

    You need marketing hotties

    In addition, you could have posted your products web site with your story, but I guess hinesight is 20-20.