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  1. NSA hackers should .. on Donald Trump Signs Pledge To Crack Down On Internet Porn (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    .. hack into Trumps computer and publish his stash of porn. .. Ohh wait he will appologise and turn to be deporned christ, and people will love him for his bigotery.

  2. "XXX put me in the ER last night, .." on Pokemon Go Leads to Reckless Driving, Injuries, and A Corpse (chicagotribune.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is only one solution for XXX = "I myself".
    If Pokemon can get one into the ER and one is not just an undiagnosed case of epilepsy than oneself is responsible.

    What is it with the people? Did nobody do OHSAS for your everyday life?

    Only on the job you have people thinking for you.
    And reminding you about the previously unkown hazzard, slippery when wet?

    Don't drill into a generator?

    When grinding use protective googles?

    When loud use ear plugs?

    Don't let idiots handle guns?

    Sometimes I think we need Darwinism 4.0-beta3, natural selection by degree of situation awareness.

    Thank you Pokemon you got rid of at least some people,
    sadly the safety standard in todays cars is too high and people survive their dumbness and even Pokemon!

    Yes, this was a rant!

  3. Re:Wiretapping laws on American Cities Are Installing DHS-Funded Audio Surveillance (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    Essentially it is not a wiretap,
    and when you are in the public you cannot expect privacy.

    (This is the rationale - and yes it sounds very fishy).

  4. Re:Not in the UK on Vacationing Security Researcher Exposes Austrian ATM Skimmer (carbonblack.com) · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I too prefer to be robbed after a punch in the face and a stick on the head from a purely brutal british below poverty bred bloody bad ass, instead of being softly skimmed by a romanian.

  5. And I can see forward to a time when .. on Why Drones Could Save Door-To-Door Mail Delivery (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    We have drones deliverying drones to other drones via an autonomous vehicle and humans lethargically watching Game of Thrones s99e02.

    No work anymore for the less gifted with an IQ of 110 and less.

    Paradise, here we come!

  6. Re:Microphone? on Mark Zuckerberg Tapes Over His Webcam. Should You? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Especially that microphone that is on the same board as the webcam.

    I choose to remove the whole board ;)

  7. Re:Just got accepted into MENSA on High IQ Countries Have Less Software Piracy, Research Finds (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 2

    yeah, MENSA: Or the intellectual equivilant of comparing penis sizes and determining the value of a person based on these factors.

    Go to the meetings, you will see what I'm trying to say. Haven't seen so many dickheads in my life, and the women also had "dicks".

  8. Does B.S.A. stand for [B]ull [S]hit [A]lliance? on High IQ Countries Have Less Software Piracy, Research Finds (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this is just a taunting and a very bad one to say the least.

    Just read the 29 pages of this "study", I just flipped it through and laughed.

    If someone would have looked at the data supporting this conclusion, one would say that even a six year old that is taught how to "insert a trend line" into excel could come up with this conclusion.

    Ohh yeah, but there is a correlation matrix .. (*laughter*)

    Another conclusion that could be drawn (or painted) based on this data, is that people of colour are dumb, which is an outrages conclusion.

    However another conclusion that could also be drawn is that african countries where sufficient nutrition is not provided for the people leads to generally lower IQ scores, and less money leads to software piracy.

    You cannot live of eating a floppy disc but of eating mangnoc.

    Also the question is if a legal software trader is availiable, is not answered, this could explain the outlier South Africa, develloped infrastructure.

    And there is the "british civil law" factor .. as statistical sound as the "americanized hamburger restaurant factor".

    To give a picture:
    A somewhat correlation is no proof, and only sometimes a hint.

    Also all three authors are from business and management schools.

    Btw. if you need three authors for these 29 pages and the 2 hrs. minitab than this correlates business schools and voodoo magic.

  9. Re:And he means it .. literally .. on The NSA Would Be Eliminated Under President Gary Johnson (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, most people understood the underlying meaning of "idiotic" and could connect.

    You Sir should grow a brain because I won't do the thinking for you, I won't lay out everything explicitly for you.

  10. And he means it .. literally .. on The NSA Would Be Eliminated Under President Gary Johnson (thehill.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personal point:
    keeping the secret agencies in check & under control = good/wise

    abolishing everything = idiotic

    bolstering secret agencies further = equally idiot as abolishing them

    Hint:
    Never choose an extreme, because you can certainly be sure that you are wrong even when you are right.

  11. Re:Trump 2016 on How Activist DeRay Mckesson's Twitter Account Was Hacked · · Score: 0

    I hope gets elected.

    Not because I like him, but I think that people abbiding to Trumps Newspeak and not to common sense deserve a fair share of their own medicine - Trump is the overlord of Newspeak.

    Meaning: Earlier or Later Trump will use his Newspeak also against his prior supporters.

    War is peace
    Freedom is slavery
    Ignorance is Strength

  12. Turning, Milling, Waitering, Shooting, Lobbying, on Apple CEO Tim Cook: I'd Require All Children To Start Coding In 4th Grade (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    I demand all these traits to be taught starting with Kindergarden!

    That'd be idiotic off course, but that's the point here, and so I also add coding to that list!

  13. Re:homosexual "thinking" on Apple CEO Tim Cook: I'd Require All Children To Start Coding In 4th Grade (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    And you are really using "football" as an example for non-homosexual thinking?

    Dude you watched too much Drag Race and went not to the "bear convention" the main chat topic there, except hard sex, is .. "football".

    Football is also the sport where "gay" & "fagot" are most likely used to insult others .. and you though that comes from nothing?

  14. Since when? on That North Korean Facebook Clone Has Already Been Hacked (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    1.) since when it is not a crime to hack DPRK, just because its the DPRK, I think the UK computer fraud acts are pretty specific.

    The big exception is, when you would be part of the military or part of a secret service - then you can commit crimes sometimes even against humanity and go unpunished.

    2.) And there might be an exception when the hacking could go unpunished, exactly if it would be used to save lifes, for example or stop attrocities (by changing the execution list for example), or bring evidence forth about violation of human rights.

  15. I have 10 Million Leman Bros. Shares! on Hackers Claim to Have 427 Million Myspace Passwords (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    And they are also worthless!

  16. Because, we want economy 4.0 and not .. on Why Are We Spending Billions and Tons of Fossil Fuel On Search of Lost Planes? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    .. simple russian approaches to solving problems, because problems for us must be hard and complex, because then we solve them with complex voodoo.

    Why doing IOT, when we just could install IE7 and browse every porn site there is - with lowest security settings of course and Flash 14 activated!

    Because IOT has a nicer ring and the outcome will still be the same .. malware on an apocalyptic level.

  17. Re:Other "updates" as well on Microsoft's Get Windows 10 App, KB 3035583, Reappears (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    I think a feminist should teach Microsoft that "No" really means "No" and that denying a fist in the ass is also covered by that first "No".

  18. Sure, but with conditions! (QuidProQuo) on Slashdot Asks: Would You Pay For Android Updates? (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I get all the source code and a way to sign my own firmware.

    Then I would gladly take the task uppon my own shoulders to carry the tough burden of updaten my Smartphone/OS and making it much easier for Samsung, and so on .. to just publish the initial release and then forget about the user. They would have no problems with me anymore.

    But yes, I would pay a small fee for that kind of service!

    Ohh what a fucking nice bastard I'm, sweet talking them into believing that my only intend would be to carry the burden by myself .. but in secret I just don't want the privacy depleting free giveaways and a secure OS I control and nobody else ... .. Ohh What a fucking dumb James Bond villian I would be, spouting all my evil great plan at Bond and leaving him alone to die and not assuring his death by just shooting him in the head ..

  19. The Grand "Slam" on Jeremy Clarkson's Amazon Show To Be Called The Grand Tour (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    would be a bit more fitting for Mr. - I'm annoyed like Christian Bale on set but I don't bark, I beat - Clarkson.

  20. The "McVoy" Effect on 11 Years After Git, BitKeeper Is Open-Sourced (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    This is a very interesting study about what Larry McVoy intended and how the absolutely complete opposite happened.

    And this is different from the Streisand effect because really only few acting people were involved(git as the linux kernel scm tool at first), so to categorize it under a new term is appropriate. (McVoy isn't the first but this case is well documented)

    The interesting thing is McVoy's actions set the path for the development of git, because git just needed to be created because McVoy could not let it just go, but needed to retract his "gift" therefore creating the urgent need for a replacement.

    The question is, if did he not foresee that comming?

    Perhaps, this is his character flaw, invent something lay something out, and think that nobody will be able to achieve something similar again - and hell bk was a really nice product that had unique capabilities.

    And lets be frank, we all have character flaws, we all have our little McVoy or even a little Sheen in our head. What makes this interesting is if you have identified your character flaw by knowing how it would play out you can foresee the possible negative outcome of a certain behaviour.

  21. Also english cars costing 1.000.000 US$ !! on Tesla's Inherent Safety Saves Five Joyriding Teenagers In Germany (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I would like to see a Tesla under such a condition

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  22. Every german car costing 100,000â .. on Tesla's Inherent Safety Saves Five Joyriding Teenagers In Germany (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    .. would have had survived such a crash in a similar manner, because the engineers take the motor into account!

    Don't get me wrong a Tesla is nice, but this headline is a master piece of assliquorish shit propaganda for Tesla.

    The question is what will happen to the person safety of newer Tesla models targetted at lower prices?

    I think everybody should drive a Mclaren F1:

    Mclaren F1 - inherrent safety saved rich person
    because it has a carbon fiber monocoque and the motor is placed in the back working as a crumple space for tailbumbs and not endangering people during a frontal crash.

    (yeah, same bullshit but a car with an ICE)

  23. Trum will solve it all. on Prisons Moving To All-Video Visitation (mic.com) · · Score: 0

    He will kick out all illegal immigrants, but that would collapse the economy. To compensate we will see virtual parole via skype & facebook in the future, were the inmate (the iMate) is only virtually released and can attend his normal virtual social life, while staying in prison working for sub minimum wages and under the normal threat of being raped contract HIV and other STDs.

    All possible future perpetrators remain behind bars with virtual release & Corporate America is saved. What happens behind bars stays behind bars.

    (Don't question the possibility that this grotesque kafkaesque nightmare could really turn into reality.

    Because otherwise I would ask you if you really thought 10 months ago that Donald "Drumpf" could be a GOP presidential nominee.)

  24. Re:Cloud is a great way .. on Kobo Customers Losing Books From Their Libraries After Software Upgrade (teleread.com) · · Score: 1

    Ohh, to the contrary, I love the cloud!

    Cheap storage space, ideal for automated backups from my backups.

    However I have the technical knowledge to make use of cloud storage in a way that the cloud serves only me.
    And nobody else.

    What I hate is, that every cloud provider does nothing for the customers data to be only readable by the customer itself (MEGA is an exception)

    Also that people are left under the impression, that everything in the cloud is safe (in more than one sense).

    Soley dependence on the cloud is extremely dangerous.

  25. Re:Cloud is a great way .. on Kobo Customers Losing Books From Their Libraries After Software Upgrade (teleread.com) · · Score: 1