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  1. Linux still does this on Celebrating '21 Things We Miss About Old Computers' (denofgeek.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It presents you with a command prompt, ready to be programmed on. You can do things like shell one-liners to automate pieces of your work as you go on, without entering any special programming modes. And when you need to do more serious programming, there are no artificial barriers. In short, it doesn't enforce any unnecessary separation between users and developers.

  2. Re:I claim I'm the Queen of Sheba on Microsoft Claims Windows 10 Saves Enterprises 28% More Than They Claimed Last Year (computerworld.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's right next to the crown jewels.

  3. Re:I claim I'm the Queen of Sheba on Microsoft Claims Windows 10 Saves Enterprises 28% More Than They Claimed Last Year (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Claims schmaims. I can claim I'm the Queen of Sheba but it doesn't mean I've got titties or a crown on my head.

    I've got titties on my head, you insensitive clod!

  4. Re:Al-Gore-ists on Eric S. Raymond Unveils New List Of 'Hacker Archetypes' (ibiblio.org) · · Score: 1

    so the person in question would be an algorist

    I guess that name would be associated with too many inconvenient truths.

    In contrast to "algorithmicists", which would would never be confused with my upcoming band, The Al Gore Rhythmicists.

  5. What's wrong with "algorist"? on Eric S. Raymond Unveils New List Of 'Hacker Archetypes' (ibiblio.org) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Originally, the art of using algorithms was called algorism so the person in question would be an algorist. The -ithm in algorithm was apparently added due to words like arithmetic.

    I've also seen "algorithmist" which follows the common logic of adding -ist to a known concept, so that too would be somewhat acceptable.

  6. I hope I'm not making a rash decision by joining this thread.

  7. I think someone misspelled Stasi. Also, cue something about it lying heavy.

  8. I'm waiting for the Titan :) as it should be much nicer than Titan Xp.

  9. Re:No, no, no... on Musk Trolls Shorts as Tesla's Value Hits Record, Passes Ford (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    No, but they might be a favourite cuisine among those old enough to have watched The Simpsons when it was funny.

  10. Obligatory B. B. Rodriguez on Can Robots Help Children With Autism? (go.com) · · Score: 1

    "Being a robot is great, but we don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad."

  11. I also found this file called "Trump Intelligence Allegations". If that isn't an April Fools, I don't know what is.

  12. Re:Double Data Rate on Next-Generation DDR5 RAM Will Double the Speed of DDR4 In 2018 (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    The number refers to other things about the protocol, such as voltage levels and allowable clock speeds.

    So it's 5 volts at 5 Hertz. Got it.

  13. So far, every new generation of Deutsche Demokratische Republik has doubled the capacity in bytes/s, while latency has been more or less constant. Will this be actually faster in that respect? Because having two 747s full of DVDs isn't any "faster" than a single one.

  14. Re:demo code on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Lies Programmers Tell Themselves? · · Score: 1

    Also: I'll just hack up something quickly so the rest of the team has something to work with. I'll rewrite it properly later.

    This actually comes from my experiences as a theatre tech guy, mostly relating to lighting design. I think it applies quite generally to projects where several people work in parallel, initially with little interprocess communication but increasingly interdependent until the grand premiere. The actors and the director will need some lights to get started, but I also need to see some action before doing the final design. The trick is making that initial quick hack good enough, so you never have to redesign from scratch, and I guess that takes some experience.

  15. Re:One in a million is rare. One in a billion is n on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Lies Programmers Tell Themselves? · · Score: 1

    It's funny because 1 isn't really prime.

    (It may have been prime according to some old definitions, but not any more. Factorizations are not unique if we include things like 2*3, 1*2*3, 1*1*1*1*1*2*3, etc. so it's better to leave out one.)

  16. Obligatory Joy of Tech on Yes, You've Still Got Mail (recode.net) · · Score: 3, Informative
  17. Re:While its not my cup of tea on Prominent Drupal, PHP Developer Kicked From the Drupal Project Over Unconventional Sex Life (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's just a sub genre of dom.

    I see what you did there.

  18. I think the correct spelling is "annoyed".

  19. Re:Digital Rights? on W3C Erects DRM As Web Standard (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Digital rights is an ugly theft of words implying the rights of people, rather than the rights of greed ie digital wrongs.

    It's not theft, it's just digital words management.

  20. Re:I don't know, are they? on Nintendo Is Repairing Left Joy-Cons With ... a Piece of Foam? (polygon.com) · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is... going down the toilet?

    No, because Betteridge.

  21. Re:A Very Old Performance Problem, Mostly Forgotte on Performance Bugs, 'the Dark Matter of Programming Bugs', Are Out There Lurking and Unseen (forwardscattering.org) · · Score: 1

    Only because Fortran stores multidimensional arrays in column-major order, while every other language in the known universe uses row-major order.

    Julia is another that I know of, not surprisingly because it continues the scientific computing traditions of Fortran in many ways. From TFM:

    Multidimensional arrays in Julia are stored in column-major order ... This convention for ordering arrays is common in many languages like Fortran, Matlab, and R (to name a few). The alternative to column-major ordering is row-major ordering, which is the convention adopted by C and Python (numpy) among other languages.

  22. Re:Why are people obsessed with lack of bezels? on Android Creator Lost Out On a Big Investment, and Apple May Be To Blame (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I want a phone that is 2X as thick as available today and has a 4 day battery life. Single day battery life today is only because of stupidity. we should be at the 1 week of battery like we had with the Razr flip phone.

    I want an android, i.e. a humanlike robot that can take care of household chores. Not some stupid old phone.

    (Google threatened to sue a robotics company called Zendroid because of naming similarities with their phone software. I guess the meaning of words doesn't matter any more.)

  23. Re:Starting to..? on The First Practical Use For Quantum Computers: Chemistry (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    This. Source: R. P. Feynman: Simulating Physics with Computers, Int. J. Theor. Phys. 21 (1982) 467.

  24. 2 theories at the same time? on Physicists Find That As Clocks Get More Precise, Time Gets More Fuzzy (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    the theories are both supported by experiments, they usually don't play well together, forcing physicists to consider a new theory that will allow them both to be correct at the same time...

    In relativity, the entire notion of "at the same time" depends on the observer. So I guess for some scientists, GR and QM play well together, for others not so well.

  25. Re:It's like the OGG/Vorbis of JPEG on Google Releases Open Source 'Guetzli' JPEG Encoder (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, because Vorbis is a better encoder for the MP3 format, instead of a completely different format, to continue your analogy in the most logical fashion.