It's POWWWWDEERRREEDD TOAAASSSSTTTT MAAAANNNNN!!!!!
Bringing delicious Powdered Toast from his pits, to magically coat your LCD and prevent burn-in! And kids! It tastes great, too!
Chow mein or curry? It's always a dilemma for me...
Trust me, either way you'll be hungry before you leave Lunar orbit.
Re:Bored (the settlement terms)
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My Visit to SCO
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Make Sontag and McBride sign 3 year employment agreements. Maybe they assign them as security guards to the building where all of the Linux work is done.
Nah, put them "where the action is," in true C.M. Burns fashion: Sontag- "Ah, winter white and spring time fresh!" Linux Coder- "Oh, man! I really gotta go!"
Why do I get the feeling somewhere there's a dark, smoky room with Mr. Burns, Dr. Hibbert, & Count Chocula all giggling like madmen over this?
Because Jean Luc, Jack, Orville, Mr. T and George Herbert Walker Bush would just kill the fools, or do something to their voice boxes, rather than perpetrate such a fiendish plot.
Before my private property is seized or destroyed, I expect my constututional rights, specifically, those spelled out in the 4th amendment, to be respected.
ROFL!!..... Oh, wait, you were serious! I'd say to contact the ACLU, but they only protect the odd-numbered Amendments, so sorry.
Celine alone is enough to cause mass destruction...
Well, if barfing constitutes "mass destruction". Maybe if it got in the vents on your PC, or if you had a "vomit spill" near an OSHA official without his broom condom...
Slashdot Mirror
Well, we know it wasn't Incdows. The Incas were MUCH more advanced.
Or, if you're using a modern browser, you can use your own stylesheets to lay out the pages you view in a format that you prefer.
It's POWWWWDEERRREEDD TOAAASSSSTTTT MAAAANNNNN!!!!!
Bringing delicious Powdered Toast from his pits, to magically coat your LCD and prevent burn-in! And kids! It tastes great, too!
Trust me, either way you'll be hungry before you leave Lunar orbit.
Nah, put them "where the action is," in true C.M. Burns fashion:
Sontag- "Ah, winter white and spring time fresh!"
Linux Coder- "Oh, man! I really gotta go!"
Chelsea!
With any luck, SCO has the patents on momentum all sewn up, and can stop this heineous crime with a skillfully applied IP lawsuit.
In Microsoft America, MSNbot searches for you!!!
God, Schmod! I want my monkey-man!
How much training DOES it take to make a Big Mac?
Put the coffee pot on the counter like I do. Keeps me from having to bend over for my caffeine.
And this is a problem for the typical Slashdotter because...?
Here you go. Be careful what you wish for!
It's been a hard lawsuit,
And I'm whinin' like a 'tard!
It's been a hard lawsuit,
I should kick my fans in the nards!
But when I run out to sue
I find the kids that we screw
Makes me feel alright!
Lucy in the court with subpeonas!
Hey Judge, don't make me sad!
Take the kids' PCs,
And give me money!
USB 2 Flank Speed
Right! The High Speed ports have an R-Type sticker, whereas the Full Speed ports do not.
Because Jean Luc, Jack, Orville, Mr. T and George Herbert Walker Bush would just kill the fools, or do something to their voice boxes, rather than perpetrate such a fiendish plot.
So, the tiny buttons are OK for Bloods, then?
The Human Fund
ROFL!! ..... Oh, wait, you were serious! I'd say to contact the ACLU, but they only protect the odd-numbered Amendments, so sorry.
Windows XP? We shoot horses when they have a broken leg, don't we?
Well, if barfing constitutes "mass destruction". Maybe if it got in the vents on your PC, or if you had a "vomit spill" near an OSHA official without his broom condom...
It won't get a chance to turn me away. One glance at the website, and I was hammering the Back button.
Don't forget pictures of Darl McBride.
Heyyyy, Satan! The Linux kernel can do SMP! Let's fuck to celebrate!