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  1. Hardware, schmardware on Casemodding Enterprise Hardware · · Score: 2

    I'd like some Enterprise SOFTWARE to work on. In particular, Subcommander T'Pol.

  2. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms on Bugbear Windows Virus Making the Rounds · · Score: 5, Funny

    All of the printers in the network started printing garbage.

    Sure it was a virus? Maybe the Marketing department has a big project.

  3. Re:Removal tool on Bugbear Windows Virus Making the Rounds · · Score: 5, Funny

    A couple more:

    Lindows
    Red Hat

  4. Re:Rabbit Ears on Console Image Quality Guide · · Score: 2

    And yes, rabbit ears on top of my 19" flat-face CRT monitor.

    You should put a bow-tie up there, too. Improve your UHF reception.

  5. Rabbit Ears on Console Image Quality Guide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about those of us with rabbit ears and bow-tie connected to the two screws? I ain't runnin' out to get a fancy new TV just to get an "rf connector", when my TV still works!

  6. Re:Out of Hand. on Fritz's Hit List · · Score: 2

    Just so long as you don't get the FBI on your tail.

  7. Re:Applying for a second mortgage now... on 3D/2D switchable LCD monitor from Sharp · · Score: 2

    Now what do I tell my bank...?

    That CmdrTaco is your idol, and you're trying to emulate him by doing it a second time.

  8. Re:Aren't we forgetting someting? on Slashdot Turns 5 · · Score: 2

    "We've posted nearly 30,000 stories. Deleted a million submissions. Served half a billion pages."

    Nad mangled morethan 10 billlion eazy to spel Englesh wurds makking whinny comets that kant bee modderratad down.

  9. Re:Does the punishment fit the crime? on California Sues Spammer for $2 Million · · Score: 2

    For breast enlargement spam: forced DD surgical implants for male spammers, (same for females, but the get them in the buttocks)

    Jennifer Lopez is a spammer?

  10. Re:The Roberts hype machine rolls ever on... on AOL: Lindows Is Misleading People · · Score: 2

    "No, no! It's SPELLED Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's PRONOUNCED Throat Wobbler Mangrove!"

  11. Question on Mouse Scans Palms to Verify ID · · Score: 2

    Will excessive hair growth interfere with the readings?

  12. Re:time to start firing/ reducing pay on Microsoft PPTP Buffer Overflow; VPNs Vulnerable · · Score: 2

    has microsoft not ... written some buffer overflow detection tools

    MS Buffer Overflow was written, but it kept crashing. Some kind of overflow bug or something.

  13. Re:Hmmm... on Microsoft PPTP Buffer Overflow; VPNs Vulnerable · · Score: 2

    What's an MSCE?

    What CmdrTaco's spell-checker suggests for "MCSE".

  14. Re:What's that toilet paper doing there??? on Tiny Integrated Home Theater PC w/Display · · Score: 2

    I believe that is a PAPER TOWEL dispenser. Not toilet paper.

    Hey, there's room in this world for people with all different ass sizes. Maybe he needs to use paper towels? CowboyNeal in disguise?

  15. Re:37 not quite... on 37 Operating Systems, 1 PC · · Score: 2

    I count all the DOS's, Linux distro count as one, 9 Unix's (verses 11 listed), and 10 windows (all win98 as one)..

    Well, since Windows 1-Me are DOS at their heart, you probably shouldn't count them as separate, either. Only 2 in that list are not running on top of DOS.

  16. I thought it was a cat on Engineer in a Box? · · Score: 2

    Is the engineer alive or dead?

  17. Re:What will happen after the Megapixel race? on 13.8MP Kodak Tops Previously Leaked Canon · · Score: 2

    "Kodak, Kodak! After winning the Megapixel Race on Monday Night Cameraball, what are you gonna do now?"

    "I'm going to Disneyland!"

  18. Re:Tyler Durden Inc. on Directors Counter-Sue Movie Bowdlerizing Company · · Score: 2

    splices frames from pornography into "family" films.

    "Mommy, what's Tigger doing to Kanga?"

  19. Re:Phily area camouflage on Vanishing Mobile Phone Masts · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're making them look like big ass trees.

    And what, pray tell, does an ass tree look like?

  20. Re:The Beyonder on Marvel Goes MMPORG · · Score: 2

    I've got dips on The Beyonder character.

    The Beyonder can seriously mess you up, so you won't see me putting dip on him, much less more than one. Unless it's his favorite dip? Mmmm... French-Onion.

  21. I have more. on Accurate OCR? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Accurate OCR

    • Military Intelligence
    • Bureaucratic Efficiency
    • Microsoft Works
    • Political Integrity
  22. Re:And it's a valid comparision? - IBM?? on HP Publishs First Linux TPC-C Benchmarks · · Score: 2

    Also, the clients are not only different in number, but the Linux clients are running a faster CPU as well (1400 Mhz vs. 1000 Mhz).

    But if you read the specs, there were 2 CPUs per Linux client, and 48 CPUs per Windows client.

  23. Re:So, let me get this straight on Skydriving · · Score: 2

    I'M going to pay THEM $15k to achieve THEIR goal?

    Let's see, N'Sync, The Backstreet Boyz, Britney, Shakira, how many is that? $15,000 sounds like a small price to pay for such a humanitarian service.

  24. MGM on Patents for the Little People? · · Score: 2

    Give them a call. See if they tried to patent or copywright the Munchkins in any way.

  25. Re:Not news... on The Ulltimate DVD Burner? · · Score: 2

    It can burn tanks, too.