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  1. Re:?'s meaning - literal and implied on Is the Relational Database Doomed? · · Score: 1, Funny

    OK, but, what about the fisting?

  2. Re:The worst thing about this? on Slashdot.org Self-Slashdotted · · Score: 1

    Maybe one of the lights is out on the FDDI ring?

  3. Re:It's appropriately named on Phantom OS, the 21st Century OS? · · Score: 1

    The guy in charge has to kill a dog to have an orgasm?

  4. Re:Just transmit in B&W the last 90 days on Senate Approves 4-Month Delay In Digital TV Switch · · Score: 1

    You still get TV, and HDTV is avalible, but SDTV is black and white which will prompt people to go to the store and at least consider a HD tuner.

    I thought this was about the switch to digital broadcasts, not HDTV.

  5. Re:Wasn't this a Phil Collins song? on SUSE Studio — Linux Customization For the Masses · · Score: 1

    You're just hopped up on Ritalin. Have you seen any Christina Aguilera monsters?

  6. Re:Standards on Microsoft Releases Internet Explorer 8 RC1 · · Score: 1

    IE 7.0.6001.18000 (Vista SP1) resulted in a 12.

  7. Re:The things you have to go through.. on AMD Phenom II Overclocked To 6.5GHz · · Score: 1

    Decently? Just because the 500 pound naked guy can run the 40 under 5 seconds, does NOT make him decent.

  8. Re:Lynx on EU Could Force Bundling Firefox With Windows · · Score: 1

    It'd probably be like those "reaction to seeing 2 girls, 1 cup" videos on Youtube.

  9. Re:Non-Windows User Here on US-CERT Says Microsoft's Advice On Downadup Worm Bogus · · Score: 1

    And, of course, like all /.ers, we have auto-ejaculate, triggered upon being spoken to by a female with a pulse.

  10. Re:Optionally on Barack Obama Sworn In As 44th President of the US · · Score: 1

    Actually, the 15th and 19th Amendments deal with the rights of suffrage in the case of race and gender, respectively.

    The 14th Amendment provides a definition of US Citizenship inclusive of former slaves and their descendants.

  11. Re:Linux on the desktop on Ubuntu Download Speeds Beat Windows XP's · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be sure to use "-march=female -O69 CFAGS=no -fundo-bra -fomit-shemale-pointer" for optimal pr0n performance.

  12. Re:I don't understand... on In-Depth With the Windows 7 Public Beta · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Hooker 2009: How do you want to get fucked today?

  13. Re:Cisco should be careful on Cisco Mulls Adding Verbal Interview To CCIE Exams · · Score: 1

    As opposed to Sonicwall's bias against people who DO speak English as their mother tongue?

  14. Too much information on Apple's Life After Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    ... observers finger Tim Cook ... and Scott Forstall ...

    Get a room...

  15. Re:lol wut on Ubuntu Kung Fu · · Score: 1

    Still better than a Spice Girls album, tho.

  16. Re:No, she doesn't love you. on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    We had a number of folks who were thrilled that they were loved. They were so thrilled, many of them ran it multiple times like your IT analyst.

    What put the icing on the cake was we had our network fax server with Exchange server integration, and received repeated calls most of the day about the 8 pages of "gibberish" we were faxing out over and over.

  17. Re:In other news... on Microsoft Invents $1.15/Hour Homework Fee For Kids · · Score: 1

    CowboyNeal?

  18. Re:New Comet Checklist on Alien Comet May Have Infiltrated the Solar System · · Score: 1

    You left out castration! There's no way you can achieve ascension to cometary levels if you're weighed down by testicles.


    HTH

  19. ObStan on New Star Trek Trailer · · Score: 1

    Our friend was raped in Peru.

  20. Re:makes sense on Lego Loses Its Unique Right To Make Lego Blocks · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I like the Crash Test Dummies too.

  21. Legitimate and Real? on First Trek Film Footage Unveiled · · Score: 1

    In his introduction, Abrams said he wanted the film to be released in May 2009, to feel 'legitimate and real.'

    So, films not released in May of 2009 do not feel "legitimate and real"?

  22. Re:check the count. on Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    What about Windows 2003 (NT 5.2)?

  23. Re:Hrmm on South Korea's Free Computer Game Business Model Hits the US · · Score: 1

    Really, you counted them? I wasn't sure that he wore as many as Brian, but now we know!

  24. Re:Occam's razor... on Fossett's Plane Found · · Score: 1

    You're both wrong, he was clearly torn to pieces by man-bear-pig. This is proof that he is real!

  25. Re:Just... on China Announces Launch-Success Details — Before Launch · · Score: 1

    Ash: That's just what we call... pillowtalk baby.