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Movies Losing Popularity at Box Office

andyring writes "Without the slightest mention of piracy, the MPAA said box-office revenues declined by 8 percent last year. About 40 percent of the decline came from the U.S. Now if only they'd realize that the decline is from movies sucking more than my shop vac." It's been a while since a film warranted spending the money to watch it in a room full of strangers.

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  1. Why Movies Suck by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Really. There's jibes all over in the press about it. Most of the films in the past year I spent my money on were at a place like this.

    Why?

    Because I've seen it all before, now they're re-doing it all and nothing surprises me. Then I go to the Del Mar or The Nick and see something

    • See a story which is either deeply thoughtful or genuinely entertaining.
    • I have no idea where the story is going.
    • See really good acting.
    • See a production done so well I forget for a moment I'm actually watching it on a screen.
    • Suprising. Innocent Voices, that was an eye opener. Amelie, that was a charmer. Run Lola Run, that was just cool.
    Steve Martin in the recent remake of The Pink Panther is a prime example. I already have some idea where jokes are going, long before the punch. The acting isn't anywhere near as good as the first (Sellers may have been an ass, but he could act comedy.) Honestly. Steve Martin (The Spanish Prisoner) and Kevin Kline (A Fish Called Wanda) are really capable of great acting, but this was pretty weak.

    I'm a real flim buff. You can tell. I take my own popcorn salt, rather than risk they'll have table salt shakers from SYSCO.

    Hey, get that guys post! i want to create a movie based upon it! car chases! beautiful women! huge fireball explosions! sophomoric humor! It'll be great!

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    1. Re:Why Movies Suck by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm a real flim buff
      There's a joke hiding just beneath the surface of that misspelling, but I can't figure out what it is!
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    2. Re:Why Movies Suck by scaryjohn · · Score: 3, Funny

      He was trying to make a Muppet Movie reference: "Dee flim ist hokey-dookey!"

      Or maybe not. But that's all I can think of.

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    3. Re:Why Movies Suck by rlauzon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Because I've seen it all before, now they're re-doing it all and nothing surprises me.

      The reason for that is that they have choked off the supply of works going in to the public domain. Historically, Hollywood has dipped into the public domain for ideas. Nothing new into the public domain = nothing new in Hollywood.

      Little wonder that Anime and Manga are getting more popular.

    4. Re:Why Movies Suck by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Nick is an exceptional theater for an exceptional town. There are many people in Santa Cruz who want to see the funky flicks.

      But leave the Santa Cruz Bubble and art houses like the Nick become incredibly rare-- they usually only show 1 movie a week. The Nick is showing 6 films this week. We arguably have a couple nice arty theaters in Berkeley, but they are plagued by loud people, cell phones, drunks, etc. (Students? I don't know).

      Even Santa Cruz is loosing their Art houses--- there used to be 5-6 funky arty movie houses in the area. I think they are all gone except for The Nick & the Del Mar, and the Del Mar nearly went bust a few years ago.

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    5. Re:Why Movies Suck by PancakeAbuse · · Score: 1

      I would totally agree that the films at the Nick and Del Mar are much better than 90% of the crap that's put out in the mainstream theatres =/. Also, midnight movies are the win.

    6. Re:Why Movies Suck by Bad-JuJu-Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The REAL reason movies suck is the mentality that lead to these POS's... The Dukes of Hazard Charlies Angels Mission Impossible Starsky and Hutch The Shaggy Dog Herbie: Fully Loaded The Pink Panther When a Stranger Calls Do I really need to say any more? Do you see where this is going?

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    7. Re:Why Movies Suck by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The reason for that is that they have choked off the supply of works going in to the public domain. Historically, Hollywood has dipped into the public domain for ideas. Nothing new into the public domain = nothing new in Hollywood.

      There's still buckets of stuff in the public domain. That said, there were a lot of great movies made of stuff copyrighted, like Gone With The Wind and The Wizard of Oz. I just think they've got some twisted idea that they won't take a risk. I think Heinlein's Tunnel In The Sky would make a killer film, but not with the calibre of actors I've seen cropping up lately. Lord knows they did a real job on Starship Troopers.

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    8. Re:Why Movies Suck by kzinti · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because I've seen it all before, now they're re-doing it all and nothing surprises me.

      Yeah, me too. Remember Gregory Peck and Jimmy Stewart in the 1952 version of "Brokeback Mountain". Now THAT was a classic. Nothing like that crappy remake that came out last year. WHAT was that studio thinking?

    9. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dukes of Hazard Charlies Angels Mission Impossible Starsky and Hutch The Shaggy Dog Herbie: Fully Loaded The Pink Panther When a Stranger Calls Do I really need to say any more?

      Yes.

      Do you see where this is going?

      No. Can you please elaborate?

    10. Re:Why Movies Suck by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      I have a pass to the SXSW Film Festival next week, which I plan to utilize fully. I think a week of independent films, world premieres, and short movies will be a good cultural experience, and is money well spent.

      And the first movie I'm going to catch tomorrow night is called Fuck.

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    11. Re:Why Movies Suck by rlauzon · · Score: 5, Interesting
      There's still buckets of stuff in the public domain.

      Most of which has been already used in something "new" that is still under copyright, making it a risk to use.

      Last estimate showed that 80% of the currently available works are still under copyright but have no known owners.

      I think Heinlein's Tunnel In The Sky would make a killer film

      Agreed. But who owns the copyright? Heinlein's been dead for nearly 20 years.

      Also, Hollywood doesn't want to pay for writing. Disney, for example, timed their version of Peter Pan so that it wouldn't come out until the story passed into the public domain.

    12. Re:Why Movies Suck by Sancho · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't understand your argument. Hollywood already remakes films which are not in the public domain--if these films had fallen into PD, what difference would it make?

      The only thing I can think of is that people could reuse ideas without permission from the (ex)copyright holder, meaning that you wouldn't have the same mindset, groupthinking people remaking the same things over and over. Instead, you could have some people not affiliated with Hollywood using their ideas in something new and innovative--and given the movie theater's relationship with Hollywood, you'd never see these films on screen. You'd see them on the Internet, and that wouldn't help increase box office revenue.

      No, ultimately there are a large number of factors which are (probably) contributing to this decline. They've all been said over and over, but here they are again:

      * Bad movie theater experience (screaming kids, cellphones, etc.)
      * Increasing ticket prices
      * Lower quality movies, in general
      * Shorter DVD release times
      and quite likely the biggest factor:
      * The Internet.

      Not only is there a lot of legal, free video entertainment available on the Internet, there is also music, gaming, etc. That's not counting piracy (which is certainly rampant and might cut into Box Office revenue, but it's impossible to prove).

      There was a time when I could look at a 16-screen theater listing and pretty much tick off every one of them as a movie I'd seen /in/the/theater/. These days, between the crap they put in the theaters and the other legal entertainment options, it's not uncommon for me to look at a theater listing and have seen maybe one movie that's there.

    13. Re:Why Movies Suck by kzinti · · Score: 4, Funny

      "flim buff"

      There's a joke hiding just beneath the surface of that misspelling, but I can't figure out what it is!

      Me neither, but I can tell it involves muppets and nudity!

    14. Re:Why Movies Suck by BewireNomali · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I work in film and the logic isn't flawed on paper. you take television from a previous generation and redo it with current generation talent.

      you get the original audience and fans of the current talent. two birds with one stone. by and large that formula isn't broken. it works to the point that people go and see them, and they do rather well.

      there is a dearth of original ideas. this is because more expensive films require compromise to mitigate risk. understand, most films, small or large, are financed by thrid parties. hollywood is notorious for not financing their own films. so these films are beholden to finance guys who want easily reducible commodities. remake plus star talent is a recognized formula.

      the real problem here is this. hollywood primarily relies on the first-timers to make some cash. first timer are the rising young adult - adult generation. this is the problem - the first timeers aren't going to the movies. they're like the second generation to grow up with cable - so technically - they aren't first timers. So when a 30 something guy reflects that films are recycling themselves... hollywood is in the problem place that 18 year olds are saying the same thing. they've seen it all before.

      this is why the movie paradigm is problematic. hollywood has always been cyclical before. They'd wade out the lull and wait for a rising generation and introduce them to old shit that's new to them. It's not new to them - they've probably seen the original on cable or online or via blockbuster. they have prior memory of originals and probably prefer them. so without the first timer cushion - hollywood is quite possibly rready for a paradigm shift.

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    15. Re:Why Movies Suck by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Every movie I've gone out to see recently has been at the Del Mar, except those to which I was taking a child. And even then I wanted to get him out to see Duma, but he unfortunately came down with a cold and I wasn't able to do it.

      There is nothing interesting in the mainstream cinema. At all.

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    16. Re:Why Movies Suck by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, me too. Remember Gregory Peck and Jimmy Stewart in the 1952 version of "Brokeback Mountain". Now THAT was a classic. Nothing like that crappy remake that came out last year. WHAT was that studio thinking?

      Get ready for in a few years time:

      SLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

      They were nerds. They were there for new and stuff that mattered in their lives. One eventful evening they both confessed in anonymous postings a secret admiration for Jar Jar Binks. If the word got out, they'd be shamed and shunned, lives would be ruined, hearts would be broken...

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    17. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you see where this is going?

      No. Can you please elaborate?


      It's called 'down the drain' - the way all sh!t goes eventually. If you can't see it, perhaps you need to look closer. Try sticking your head in before flushing the toilet next time.

    18. Re:Why Movies Suck by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Every movie I've gone out to see recently has been at the Del Mar, except those to which I was taking a child. And even then I wanted to get him out to see Duma, but he unfortunately came down with a cold and I wasn't able to do it.

      A brilliant film! I saw it because I couldn't find anything else I wanted to see and it was about to exit, about one month ago ;-)

      Hopefully still be there another week.

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    19. Re:Why Movies Suck by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Not only is there a lot of legal, free video entertainment available on the Internet, there is also music, gaming, etc.

      One other thing on the internet is instantaneous Communication with large audiences. Go to imdb and see a few comments and the film already rated and you just may change your mind about seeing it. Before the internet bad reviews got around on two legs.

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    20. Re:Why Movies Suck by thogard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The real issue is that if you have to get permission for every song and every idea and every character name, someone is going to object to the way your putting it all together. When Disney Studios was new, they used an extensive collection of ideas from public domain stories with music that they didn't have to pay for. Even into the 1980's movies and TV shows didn't pay for music except for custom into music and that didn't pay very well.

    21. Re:Why Movies Suck by Orangejesus · · Score: 1

      I thought starship troppers was supposed to be some sort of cheesy parody of something?

    22. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      thats the point exactly. who the fuck wants to watch a gay cowboy movie? This country is going down the crapper in a hurry. You got men marrying men, faggot cowboy movies, and the "gay community". give me a fucking break. I think Rome went through this before it fell too.

    23. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Can you please elaborate?

      I'm hanging on the edge of my seat too. Is there going to be a sequel to the first slashdot post that mentioned this story?

    24. Re:Why Movies Suck by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One factor you didn't mention, but which is part of the Internet: reviews. Reviews (and leaked information prior to a release) spread further, faster, and can be more personal (I trust my friends to tell me what I might like more than reviewers on TV or in the paper). If a movie is bad it's more likely to be found out sooner than later now. For example, word of mouth is considered to have caused the Hulk movie to drop ticket sales by 70% in one week, which is one of the most dramatic drops ever.

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    25. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fred Phelps? Dont you have a military funeral to go ruin?

    26. Re:Why Movies Suck by boarsai · · Score: 1

      Yes, some movies suck. Some don't.

      Why have I stopped watching movies however? It's nothing to do with them invariably sucking ... between my girlfriend and I there's ussually at least one movie we'd like to go see. The problem we look at is the ever increasing COST of going to the movies, to get myself and her a ticket, a drink and some popcorn we're looking at ~ $42. That's insane. That's just not value for money.

      When value for money is gone... and half the movies you see aren't quite as cool as you'd have hoped. What chance have they got of taking my money? NONE.

      We play a MMORPG instead, we can interact together in a virtual world and live our own story... and it sure as hell is better value for money.

      Miccrowave popcorn doesn't suck too much either... and is more affordable.

    27. Re:Why Movies Suck by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I thought starship troppers was supposed to be some sort of cheesy parody of something?

      Heinlein used the story of the war with the "bugs" as as a vehicle for one of his explorations of political participation.

      A similar theme can be found in Tunnel In The Sky.

      They effectly dumped the political/socialogical discourse and went for the action, then made it rather camp. If RH were alive I think he'd die and commence to spinning on the spot. About the grade Mike Meyer's Cat In The Hat would rate from Theodore Suess Geisel.

      With some recent interest in Heinlein's works and the Survivor TV fad I figured someone would pick it up and give it a right trashing with bimbos, dumb studs and gratuitious violence. (There's enough violence already, really.)

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    28. Re:Why Movies Suck by rilister · · Score: 1

      Oh good grief. I read this every week. I don't buy new music, because it sucks now. New movies suck too.

      How old are you people? 60? How did y'all turn into whiners so early in life?

      I mean, there's this underground awards ceremony called "The Oscars". This year they honored about 8 high-quality, original, thought provoking movies, all of which were on wide release. It wasn't worse than any other year. Honestly.

      Just because you chose to see "Dukes of Hazzard", don't wail on a bunch of creative new stuff you won't go and see.

      Don't get me started on music. There is a *ton* of great stuff out there. No, it isn't all on Sony BMG or even iTunes. If you get off your ass and look for it, it's there. Just like it was before.

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    29. Re:Why Movies Suck by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      The REAL reason movies suck is the mentality that lead to these POS's...

      Yes. And that mentality is based on the desire to be the first person to be the second person to do something. They have no talant, no creativity, no imagination so the only thing left is to copy what's worked before. Alas, they don't understand why it worked the first time, so the remakes are crap.

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    30. Re:Why Movies Suck by sacdelta · · Score: 1

      Mixed with shorter DVD release time is that home theaters are becoming cheaper and more advanced. THX/Dolby was something you used to only be able to experience in the theater, now you can have it at home.

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    31. Re:Why Movies Suck by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      No, ultimately there are a large number of factors which are (probably) contributing to this decline. They've all been said over and over, but here they are again:

      * Bad movie theater experience (screaming kids, cellphones, etc.)
      * Increasing ticket prices
      * Lower quality movies, in general
      * Shorter DVD release times
      and quite likely the biggest factor:
      * The Internet.

      I also have to include:

      * Laser pointers on the screen.
      * Too many commercials before the film starts.
      * Lower quality presentation of the film (dim bulbs, dirty screens, scratched film and shitty seats).

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    32. Re:Why Movies Suck by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Springfield must be great, they don't need a flashy ad, or even proper spelling!

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    33. Re:Why Movies Suck by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      I mean, there's this underground awards ceremony called "The Oscars". This year they honored about 8 high-quality, original, thought provoking movies, all of which were on wide release. It wasn't worse than any other year. Honestly.

      Is that the self-promotion ceremony that this year gave all those awards to movies that didn't even make the top 20 in ticket sales?

    34. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The post was trollish, but he has a point.

      A straight person doesn't have to hate gay people or be a homophobe to be repulsed by gay cowboys.
      Guess what, hollywood? Most people aren't gay.

      If Brokeback and Crash were the best they could do in a year, how in the hell do they expect to be making money?


    35. Re:Why Movies Suck by ErroneousBee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its just a forbidden love story: Princess and the Pauper, Romeo and Juliet, Lolita, Lady Chatterley's Lover, etc etc.

      You just start with "Who isnt allowed to shag who in some parts of society" and take it from there. There have even been a couple of inter species ones, like Enemy Mine.

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    36. Re:Why Movies Suck by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yeah, but here's what I don't get... did anybody actually expect that movie to be good? I mean, usually it's obvious from a trailer whether a movie is going to suck or not. I can only think of a small handful of movies that really reeked where it wasn't immediately obvious just from the trailer and general background info that it was going to be a steaming pile of excrement.

      Of course, I only go to see about one movie out of every few hundred these days because it is almost always obvious that most movies are going to be steaming piles of excrement.

      No, the biggest problem with Hollywood is greed. Between then and the theater chains, the cost of a movie is absurd. $7.50 per person + $10 worth of refreshments comes out to a $25 date. Alternately, dinner at a fairly decent restaurant and BUYING a DVD of a two year old movie comes out to a $25 date. Which one is the better experience? Duh. I watched movies constantly when I could go to the early showing for $3.50. Now, it's over $5 and I've been to two movies in the last year, one of which was paid for by my employer. They priced themselves out of business.

      And greed is the problem with their plot lines, too. The cost of making movies is insanely high---in part because of outrageous costs for actors and actresses, outrageous equipment costs, outrageous film/processing/splicing costs, etc., but in part because they just over-produce the movies---which leads to production of far fewer movies, and thus, it is almost impossible to get into Hollywood screen writing, and even if you do, it probably won't pay the bills.

      The result, from what I can discern from the outside, is a relatively small talent pool that generally discourages new blood, which results in the same stale content being repeated over and over. Most (not all) of the wannabes who try to get into this pool tend not to be the best and brightest writers out there, as the best and brightest see that there's not a lot of hope of making money in the field, so they steer way clear and do something that will actually keep a roof over their heads.

      The only real solution for Hollywood is this: use no-name actors and actresses more, pay your writers better, spend less time and money on special effects, produce more movies on a lower budget each, and search far and wide for new talent to increase the diversity of your writer culture. If you don't, you will eventually fade into obsolescence.

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    37. Re:Why Movies Suck by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      You go on a lot of dates to TGI Friday's or something?

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    38. Re:Why Movies Suck by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Agreed. But who owns the copyright? Heinlein's been dead for nearly 20 years."

      UC Santa Cruz IIRC. He bequethed his literary work to the library. Which means a film would be excellent as (assuming is has a good director and cast and budget) it's a great story and the money would not go to waste.
      -nB

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    39. Re:Why Movies Suck by recharged95 · · Score: 1
      Also, Hollywood movies try to cater to all audiences at best, it's a compromise. With the new distribution channels today as well as faster communication (i.e. Ads) among people, the smaller studios/independents can create content/movies that you will like cause it was crafted for you and people of similar tastes. And smaller producers can generate the same buzz as the big studios to boot nowadays. It's a fragmentation of the market such that you'll always find a better movie out there with a small producer vs. the big studios. Why, cause those movies were made for a smaller market of tastes (i.e. Michael Moore films), hence people that goto those movies are 99% gonna enjoy it.

      The small independents are like high performance or snowe tires, built for a specific purpose. The big studios are like all-season tires: the worst at everything cause they compromise everything to be the best for everyone. Hence the same big studio formula will always work, just that the market share will shift a bit.

    40. Re:Why Movies Suck by 3263827 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      e.e. cummings wants his style back...

    41. Re:Why Movies Suck by anagama · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere I think that the problem with BM is that it is a romance movie, and a lot of people won't go watch romances of any kind. I know I'm that way ... and your (excellent) characterization (forbidden love) makes me even more bored with the thought of seeing it.

      I want good and thoughtful sci-fi. Not sci-fear (scientist's experiment gone awry / aliens taking over) - Not paranormal BS -- but Hard Science Fiction in film. Where is it??

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    42. Re:Why Movies Suck by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually they striped out a nationalistic PoV from the book, and replaced it with an anti-nationalistic PoV. Book:Power-Armorded supermen, highly-trained and expected to come back alive. Movie:Cannon fodder. It was very campy. But it's one of the best camp movies ever made.

    43. Re:Why Movies Suck by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

      SLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

      Nah, I'll wait for the dupe.

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    44. Re:Why Movies Suck by Apathist · · Score: 1
      Before the internet bad reviews got around on two legs.
      Well, that's not quite true. There were other bad review distribution mechanisms back in the dark ages such as newspapers, radio and television, you know...
    45. Re:Why Movies Suck by darnok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I appreciate your background and the points you make, but is it really that simple?

      Over the past ~5 years, there's been a massive surge to release new versions of old movies - "The Pink Panther", "When a Stranger calls" - or movie versions of old TV shows - "Dukes of Hazzard", "Lost in Space", ... There's a zillion more in each category. Genuinely new ideas, or even interesting variants on old ideas, now only appear in very tiny numbers.

      In general, the originals being remade fall into two categories:
      - really good movies, where there's no real chance that a remake will improve it (e.g. Pink Panther) and it's far more likely that a remake will be total crap
      - really bad and/or cult movies/shows, where there's some chunk of a (predominantly) baby boomer audience that's virtually guaranteed to go along (e.g. Dukes of Hazzard, Mission Impossible). They rely almost solely on two comedy devices: (a) repeating the exact comedy lines that were most remembered in the original, (b) putting the "old" character/s in the present day (e.g. Brady Bunch), so the audience can laugh at their clothes, speech, etc.

      What happened for things to get to this point? To some extent, I can understand remakes like "Dukes of Hazzard", because you've got a guaranteed audience, but why "Pink Panther"? It would have been obvious on day 1 that you can't hope to top the original scripts, and Steve Martin wasn't going to top Peter Sellers as Clouseau.

      Are there any writers (as distinct from "re-interpreters") actually left, and if so, what are they doing? They can't all be doing stand-up; they don't all have their own TV shows; there's just not that many jobs as waiters in LA. Where are they?

      Bring them back, put together plots that might actually push a 5yo mentality, line up and shoot the likes of Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff for crimes against humanity, and you'll get your audience back again. It's really that simple. Baby boomers have all the cash, increasingly have time on their hands to spend it, but the movie industry (actually, make that the entire entertainment industry) seems to target only 13-30 year olds; wise up, there's not that many of them around, the average age of the population in the US is now 44 (and increasing by 1 year for every 2 years that pass at present), and 13-30 year olds don't have anything like the disposable loot that their parents have.

      It's not like every movie has to cost $200m and have some hopeless bimbo in it to get an audience; Blair Witch and Michael Moore proved that convincingly. Sure it's probably not easy to make another Blair Witch, but the trail has been blazed for others to follow. Where are the movies being made for (say) $100k-$1m, which are amounts that could be raised without Hollywood-type "creative input" being imposed? I can see a few of them in arthouse cinemas, but why aren't they getting promoted more widely?

      Hell, I'll make it even simpler. Here's how to get baby boomers back to the movies:
      - stop thinking in terms of using stars and making huge profit, and make a movie with unknowns that will evoke some sort of emotion in the audience. Sorry, Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise et al; you had a good run...
      - employ script writers who write scripts from scratch, rather than rehash old ones
      - have more than 1 thread of plot going on; movies don't all have to be linear as some of us have attention spans greater than 30 seconds
      - look at the age of the people around you, then forget targetting 15-30year olds as your prime demographic
      - don't bother using bimbos to sell movies; boomers would rather watch a real actor than a clothes horse. If we want porn, we rent it. Bring back women who can act, and who aren't trying to look 30 years younger than they are
      - stop making bad guys be really really bad, and good guys be really really good. Treat them as shades of grey rather than ridiculous stereotypes
      - try making a film without CGI. It can be done, really
      - as per the previous point, not every mov

    46. Re:Why Movies Suck by a_nonamiss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a common sentiment, and there is a good reason why people say it. It's because time usually filters out the crap. Sure, there were really bad movies in the 60's, but are they remembered? No. We remember The Graduate and 2001: A Space Odyssey but those were (arguably) some of the best movies of their time. But do people still talk about The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies anymore? No, because it sucked. It will be remembered even less when the people who were alive back then are dead. The same is true of music. We can wax nostalgic and say that classical music is the only good music, but I'm sure there was plenty of crap written back in Mozart's time. But it was bad, so people didn't write about it, perform it, or remember it. So now, it's mostly forgotten, even in the history books.

      Look at it like this: Will you ever buy the movie Battlefield: Earth and show it to your kids? (Assuming you're not a Scientologist.) How about Howard the Duck or Batman and Robin? Unless you want to mess them up, I doubt it. In 50 years, they will only remember the good movies and people will say "Man, movies have really gone down the toilet these days." forgetting entirely about The Toxic Avenger.

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    47. Re:Why Movies Suck by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's say the wife and I want to go out to a movie for the evening. Movie tickets are about $9.00 each. If we have drinks and a snack, plan about $7.00 each 18+14=32. 32 bucks for frivolous entertainment is a lot to blow when there are bills to pay, so there batter be something spectacular that makes it worth seeing on a big screen, or I'll wait for home video. Not only that, I know that the MPAA and the studios are going to use a lot of their profits to bribe Congress into passing even more draconian measures to fight "piracy" which will destroy my personal property rights after buying a DVD. Why hand any money to their lawyers for anything less than a five star film?

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    48. Re:Why Movies Suck by fontkick · · Score: 1

      TO: Michael.Bay@dreamworks.com
      FW: New idea

      Hey, get that guys post! i want to create a movie based upon it! car chases! beautiful women! huge fireball explosions! sophomoric humor! It'll be great!

    49. Re:Why Movies Suck by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > Hard Science Fiction in film. Where is it??

      Stargate SG-1 season 9 in hdtv/widescreen. Download episodes in pairs so that you get about 90 minutes of viewing at once.

      Seriously. SG-1 got a MAJOR refresher this year.

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    50. Re:Why Movies Suck by etzel · · Score: 1

      you'd have all my mod points, if I had any.

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    51. Re:Why Movies Suck by dpilot · · Score: 1

      We have a place in town like that called The Roxy... but it used to be called The Nickelodeon - different name, same types of films. A few weeks back the whole family went to see "Why We Fight" there, with the director's Q&A after. We were talking tonight, and on the horizon the only movies I have any wish to see are at the Roxy.

      This is in an area with a population of about 100,000 - rather small, but the biggest for a few hours around.

      Several years ago, my wife and I wanted to see a certain non-mainstream movie, but we had a trip planned back to my mom's house. In an area with a population of about 1,000,000 we found only the same dozen or so films playing at cineplex after cineplex. The movie we wanted to see was playing - in a bigger city 1.5 hours away. We saw the movie after we got home.

      I didn't see the new Pink Panther, but we did like Steve Martin (and Clare Danes) in "Shop Girl", which I believe we saw at the Roxy. Oh, the guy from "I (heart) Huckabees" was in it, too.

      Come to think of it, we saw "I (heart) Huckabees" and the other movie I was first mentioning at theatres other than the Roxy. The thing that surprised me most about Huckabees was that such an odd movie would show in a mainstream movie house.

      I'm glad you like your flims.

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    52. Re:Why Movies Suck by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      H.L. Mencken said that no one ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American public. Hollywood has taken that too literally, and assumed that we are all idiots for too long. If Mencken saw today's crap on celluloid, he might re-evaluate his thinking. Hollywood may yet go broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

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    53. Re:Why Movies Suck by Skreems · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not for $21 for dinner for 2 he's not... more like Wendy's or something...

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    54. Re:Why Movies Suck by Skroggtar · · Score: 1

      The Oscars did honor some fantastic films this year, yes. However, very few of them were widely advertised. Not once did I see an ad for Crash, nor Capote, nor Good Night and Good Luck; I'm sure the only reason Brokeback Mountain seems so hyped from my viewpoint is that every independednt paper in Seattle obsessed over it during its opening weeks. I may be wrong; the hype may have spread everywhere, but, well, I've not been out of town.

      As for arthouse-style theaters in the world of today, Seattle is chock full of them; a ton of risky films come through town (currently in one theater are two films about young people in Nazi Germany and another entitled, quite bluntly, Gay Sex in the 70's), and for that reason the "young, not stupid" demographic is pulled into films galore. This past year, I've seen more movies than any year prior, but none of them were big-budget American films (unless you count that abomination of celluloid, Red Eye).

    55. Re:Why Movies Suck by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Seattle rocks for indie theaters. There are 3 within a five minute drive of my apartment, two of which have gigantic screens, and the other has 3, so it can play a ton of different films. At least five more over on the other side of the lake too. Hell, though, even in the middle of nowhere in the midwest, you can usually find an indie theater or two...

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    56. Re:Why Movies Suck by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Repulsion doesn't even have to enter the equation. Apathy is enough to kill it, because the only reason to see Brokeback Mountain was if you cared about gay relationships. Guess what? While a sizable minority are surely repulsed by homosexuality, a sizable majority couldn't care less about it. Thus, Brokeback failed.

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    57. Re:Why Movies Suck by iwsnet · · Score: 0

      I don't think movies are any worse now than say 10 years ago. The problem is there are too many other viewing options especially the Internet, DVDs and cable TV. With a laptop and Netflix account, you can watch plenty of movies and TV shows. Who wants to spend $10 sitting in a movie theater for 2 hours with 15 minutes of commercials and $5 popcorn.

    58. Re:Why Movies Suck by martinX · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really liked the Starship Troopers movie.

      I'm sorry. I'll go away now.

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    59. Re:Why Movies Suck by Skreems · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, there are certainly original writers left. I'd like to point you towards Charlie Kaufman, for one... Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, and Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind were all massively creative, and well-acted to boot; hell, even Human Nature was better than the average comedy.

      Another: Aaron Sorkin, wrote A Few Good Men, and The American President before diverting to TV to do Sports Night and the first 4 seasons of West Wing (and he's working on a new series now).

      Even some adaptations are so drastically re-worked as to bear only a passing resemblance to the original. The new Battlestar series is quite well written, and shares only a couple of proper nouns with the original series.

      And don't forget, people are still writing new books. Because movies cost a lot, studios aren't as eager to take risks on them; there's more red tape to wade through, and people who just want to tell stories without having to fight quite so damn hard to make their vision come out the way they want it, frequently turn to publishing. Stories that are light years beyond any movie in terms of creativity are routinely completed as novels. Dan Simmons, Gene Wolfe, Salman Rushdie, Neal Stephenson, Vernor Vinge and hundreds more, are publishing new books that put all but the best movies to shame. None of them are recycled, and in fact, many of them make me wonder just exactly what the author was smoking to be able to come up with something so original.

      Yeah, there's a lot of rehashed crap as well, but that's because people will pay to see it. I guess a lot of folks don't want to have to think too hard when they look for entertainment, and the safety of something they already understand is appealing. But that doesn't mean something better isn't out there if you look for it. You just won't find it in the big-budget action or comedy films.

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    60. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A straight person doesn't have to hate gay people or be a homophobe to be repulsed by gay cowboys.

      As a recovering former Texas resident, I've become repulsed by all so-called cowboys, gay, straight or otherwise. Your typical "cowboy" is nothing more than a marketing manager who buys an F-350 as a commuter car and hangs out in kicker bars at happy hour. Fucking poseurs.

      It's unbelievable how people obsess over this tiny episode in our country's history. There were probably only a few thousand actual cowboys driving cattle for maybe one or two decades before barbed wire was invented. For christ's sake, it's time to move on and lose all the silly hats, pointy boots and stupid belt buckles already.

    61. Re:Why Movies Suck by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Interesting
      There's still buckets of stuff in the public domain.


      And some of the studios do still draw on PD material.

      http://imdb.com/title/tt0401729/

      I sincerely hope the title in the above link does actually become a reality on the big screen. And I hope that whatever studio is doing it doesn't completely fuck it up.

      This is something I've been waiting to see made into a movie (or series of movies) since I read the books back around 1980 or 1981.

      (And I hope whoever they cast as Dejah Thoris is just as hot as Burroughs described her in the first book.)

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    62. Re:Why Movies Suck by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      In all fairness, the name alone would've sunk the movie if nothing else. Starships are bands with identity crises, and troopers are what women call those little things running around at summer camp. Not very inspir(ed/ing).

    63. Re:Why Movies Suck by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Hey dipshit:

      * Bad movie theater experience (screaming kids, cellphones, etc.)

      I think everyone would agree that the "etc." includes your points.

      You're very insightful (perceptive, etc.)

      BTW, I think everyone would agree that the "etc." includes "fuck you very much".

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    64. Re:Why Movies Suck by scotch · · Score: 1

      If you want to judge movies by top 20 in ticket sales, what do you need an award ceremony for? Not that I pay much mind to the oscars, sometimes they do ok, sometimes they award crap. The oscars are only marginally about movies anyway, they're really just there to satiate a public obsessed with celebrity.

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    65. Re:Why Movies Suck by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You could be on to something.

      Median wages for the country have been stagnant for the last 5 years, while inflation has been chipping away, so people actually have less money to spend after you account for inflation.

      And energy costs were way up last year. Add cost of gas to get to the multiplex to the ever increasing costs of "going out".

      What do people cut out first? Entertainment.

    66. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brokeback mountain cost $14 million to make and took in worldwide boxoffice of $138,542,000 (source). This is an interesting definition of "failure."

    67. Re:Why Movies Suck by mellon · · Score: 1

      Maybe he can cook... After all, if they're bringing the DVD home anyway. Plus, there's the whole advantage that then she's at home with you, so there's no awkward conversation about coming in for a bit of tea.

    68. Re:Why Movies Suck by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      What will you do when the hot grits don't come through...

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    69. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a load of crock.

      Sorry, but there are many reasons people went to see BBM that have absolutely nothing to do with caring about the gay r/s featured:
      A) They might have been a fan of the director,
      B) They like some/all of the cast,
      B) They wanted to see what the hype was about,
      C) They enjoy well made movies that do not feature an alpha male blowing things up...

      That's four just off the top of my head.

      Also, I am amazed how you could describe it a failure on just about any level a movie gets judged on. It's walked away with critical acclaim, extremeley good box office takings for its' production costs, it's probably the most talked about movie of the year, and has already cemented its' cult status by not winning at the farce that is the oscars.

      No, it hasn't made as much money as the Christian snuff film released last year, but that doesn't mean BBM was a failure.

      You're just letting your bias show.

    70. Re:Why Movies Suck by mellon · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on! Howard the Duck was great! And didn't you see Amadeus? Salieri's music is still remembered, actually. But the fact is that no decent music has been written since the Baroque era. Face it, Mozart's music is all just fluff.

      (Actually, I do find some of it unlistenably naive, but he wrote some good stuff too... :')

    71. Re:Why Movies Suck by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      To add to the music tag, how many teenagers today know any of 'New Kids On The Block' music versus tunes from Super Mario Brothers?

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    72. Re:Why Movies Suck by barefootgenius · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I would prefer "Stranger in a Strange Land", "Friday" (is that the name) and "Time Enough For Love".

      However, I don't go to the movies. Why should I? People are noisy, its either to loud or quiet, I can't smoke, I can't stop it, I can't go to the toilet, and, finally, my arse goes to sleep.

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    73. Re:Why Movies Suck by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me too. Remember Gregory Peck and Jimmy Stewart in the 1952 version of "Brokeback Mountain". Now THAT was a classic. Nothing like that crappy remake that came out last year. WHAT was that studio thinking?

      I don't understand how throwing in gay cowboys somehow makes the story line good. Screw Gregory Peck.. I liked this concept better when it was called Romeo & Juliet. Syriana was boooorrriiiinnngggg. Capote was booorriiiinnnngggg. Munich was ok. The only compelling movie I saw all year was Crash, and it's the only one I've told people they should see. I'm glad it won the Oscar. Brokeback was a well directed, well produced, shittier version of Romeo and Juliet. Them being gay doesn't somehow increase its plot value, to me.

      On the flipside, this entire story is "spin". The box office lost 8% last year, curiously DVD sales are up 8% in 2005. Both are about equal, now, at roughly 22 billion. Let's not forget the 7 billion we spent renting, them, either.

    74. Re:Why Movies Suck by megarich · · Score: 1
      Because I've seen it all before, now they're re-doing it all and nothing surprises me.

      You go that right more than you know. Not only are they redoing the same movies but they're reusing similar story lines. Like the new amanda bynes movie where she poses as a man(don't remember the name nor do i care to). That's already been done in "lady bugs" and "just one of the guys".

    75. Re:Why Movies Suck by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Isn't Peter Pan under perpetual copyright of the British crown?

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    76. Re:Why Movies Suck by log0n · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I really don't think this is the case. People are still dumb as ever, they just have less disposable income to squander. Gas, utilities, credit / mortgage payments, cable, movie tickets, these are all higher than this time last year. And the year before. And the year before.

      If people really were smarter, LCD tv shows (which are quasi-already paid for so no additional 'movie tix' style budgeting) would have lower ratings. American Idol, that next top model show, Survivor, Fear Factor, that suitcase game show, etc etc all seem to be on top.

    77. Re:Why Movies Suck by DSP_Geek · · Score: 1

      Preach on. In the same town, I refuse to see any movie at the Nine because of the lousy experiences (Lord of the Rings was shown in a chilly room where a piece of gear was buzzing intermittently through the whole flick), twenty minutes of ads, or the inevitable idiots gibbering during the entire presentation. Terrible place. The Nick and Del Mar seem to attract a crowd that's at least heard of evolving past howler monkeys.

    78. Re:Why Movies Suck by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Don't try to tell me that the Cisco Kid and Pancho didn't have a little thing going on the side. "Oh, Cisco!" "Oh, Pancho!

    79. Re:Why Movies Suck by cscalfani · · Score: 1

      Hollywood markets to the 18 year-olds is a real problem since the majority of the population is over 40 thanks to the babyboomers.

      Box office will continue to decline (among many many other markets) until marketeers realize that the babyboomers have grown up.

    80. Re:Why Movies Suck by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Starship Troopers was nothing like the book.

    81. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SG-1 is /not/ hard science fiction, in the usual sense of the term. IMHO SG-1 is very /good/ science fiction, in no small part due to good continuity, smart writing instead of technobabble and a pretty good portrayal of how the scientific method works (for an action-adventure TV show). But this isn't the same thing as being hard sci-fi, which means the writers restricting themselves to technology, settings and characters that are highly plausible given existing real-world science. SG-1 is pretty good on real-world accuracy for a space opera, but it's still a space opera not hard sci-fi.

      For me the film '2001' remains the high point of hard sci-fi in motion pictures.

    82. Re:Why Movies Suck by agentkhaki · · Score: 1

      Heelllloooo! You've both clearly forgotten this is Slashdot... Nobody reading these comments is going out on "a lot of dates," and anyone actually doing the commenting certainly fairs no better.

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    83. Re:Why Movies Suck by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Out here in Boston the Brattle and somerville theaters play just about the same role, and they too are struggling to survive. There used to be a lot more independents in San Jose / Santa Clara, but those went under years ago.

      On the other hand, several "mainstream" movie theaters in this area now show exclusively foreign and original stuff, but in a Lowes-sized theater. They've seen the decline of movies like "What you did a few summers ago is getting hazy" and "Black Guy in a White Guy Situation: Starring Ice Cube." I wonder if they are cutting into that market.

    84. Re:Why Movies Suck by shaitand · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not really, those reviews came from people who hollywood could court or who have such oddball taste in movies that nobody actually relies on their reviews. In fact I could only name two film critics (one of them is no longer around) and I haven't agreed with a single review of theirs that I ever heard.

      On the other hand, reviews from real people rate about 80% of the time. Hollywood also needs to get over their obsession with making their money in the theater. If they were smart they would cut out the middleman and do unlimited dvd by mail (ala netflix and blockbuster) with PERMISSION to copy the rented films.

      It doesn't impact hollywood one bit if I have 1 movie or 10,000 movies. It does impact hollywood if I am spending $30/month on movies and that is all going to blockbuster online (tip, they don't throttle and give free weekly instore rentals on top of it).

    85. Re:Why Movies Suck by Shelled · · Score: 1

      Ang Lee isn't exactly the Hollywood stereotype. Otherwsie Brokeback would have been a comedy/spy caper starring Ben Affleck and Adam Sandler.

    86. Re:Why Movies Suck by SeeMyNuts! · · Score: 1

      "Which means a film would be excellent as (assuming is has a good director and cast and budget) it's a great story and the money would not go to waste."

      Will this be another Hollywood movie where the giant worms eat peoples' brains?

    87. Re:Why Movies Suck by JLF65 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Starship Troopers needed to be made exactly like Saving Private Ryan. The book has the same kind of tone and scope. The movie was a travesty to all fans of the novel.

    88. Re:Why Movies Suck by autobarn · · Score: 1

      how about DUMBFUCK MOUNTIN'.... the sequel? That'll get em in!

    89. Re:Why Movies Suck by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      the only thing that movie had in common with the book was the title *just like "I Robot"*
      -nB

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    90. Re:Why Movies Suck by cloak42 · · Score: 1

      Stranger in a Strange Land would be rated NC17 because of all of the "free love" going on toward the end of the story. :)

    91. Re:Why Movies Suck by ChozCunningham · · Score: 1
      I thought the Del Mar was supposed to be turning into a live performance theatre? Which would have left The Nick as the last of the indie theatres? I used to pin the Sash Mill program to my wall, and plan my social life around it. But across the country, the indies, like all theatres are fading out. ...so I guess I was one of too few how appreciated having a venue that would offer anything from Blond Emmanuelle to Berkley in the '60's?

      Or, perhaps there's somethings technology has brought that aren't as easily damned as piracy. Like decent entry-level projectors, or cheap/good surround sound speakers. Theatres are dying. I spent less than two grand on my home theater, and, while I know it could be better, most people who watch a film at my house are amazed. They enjoy the abilty to pause and the shortage of gum on the floor. When DVD sales decline by 8% I think I'll worry more about the collapse of the Hollywood cartel, and where next to get my fix....

      For now, though, S.C. certainly does shine for some things. I askesd my new southern bourgois companions where to see something interesting, and they told me a tale of parking hell and bi-weekly changes here in a state-capital city.... sigh.

    92. Re:Why Movies Suck by legoburner · · Score: 1

      no, AFAIK it is owned by great ormond street children's hospital in London.

    93. Re:Why Movies Suck by evildogeye · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I completely disagree. I *always* want to go see movies, and I would be happy to pay $20 per ticket. I don't really care about money. I just want to see good movies. Lately, well for several years, actually, I haven't been interested in most of the movies that are out. It may be my fault for not looking close enough, of for getting too old, but either way, the reason I haven't gone to see movies is not because of price but because of lack of interest.

    94. Re:Why Movies Suck by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      NC17, lol, sounds like something out of Star Trek. I wonder whether "Time Enough For Love" would be banned completely because of incest.

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    95. Re:Why Movies Suck by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      "a sizable majority couldn't care less about it."

      I know this sounds stupid, and counterintuitive, but the world would be a better place if people cared less.

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    96. Re:Why Movies Suck by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But it was a great tongue-in-cheek poke at those who elevate the military to God-like status. Wonderfully subversive!

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    97. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His copyrights are owned by his wife Virginia.

      IDM

    98. Re:Why Movies Suck by JRGhaddar · · Score: 1

      I know movies these days suck...I am working on it...give me some time say about 10 years.

    99. Re:Why Movies Suck by howlingfrog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But the fact is that no decent music has been written since the Baroque era.

      Beg to differ. I'm happy to pledge my undying devotion to Renaissance and Baroque music above all other, and I agree with you completely about Mozart and the rest of the Classic era music--99% of it combines the worst elements of Baroque music with the worst elements of Romantic music. But even beyond that other 1%, there was PLENTY of great music after the Classic era ended (for reference, I consider Beethoven's Fifth Symphony to be the border between the Classic and Romantic eras). I refer you to Beethoven, Brahms, Dvorak, Grieg, Holst, Mussorgsky, Shostakovich, and Stravinsky, to name a few. And that's just taken from traditional Western art music, and just those who were consistently great. There are plenty of mid-level composers who turned out a masterpiece once in a while, too.

      There have been some great musicians in popular music of the past century or so as well. Most modern popular music is crap, yes, but the same is true of any era--crap from the past has just had time to be forgotten. The jazz tradition has Scott Joplin and Duke Ellington. As far as rock goes, the more I learn about music theory, the more I appreciate the Beatles. Procol Harum and Queen also put out top-notch music by any standards. And over the past 15 years, there's been some really good stuff coming out of the progressive/melodic metal genre. I'm not saying most of it is truly all-time great, but some of it is, and a lot of it is more than adequate even by the highest standards. Stratovarius, Nightwish, Kamelot (only after Roy Khan became the lead singer), Him, and to a lesser extent, Hammerfall (talking about the music, not the lyrics, in this case) and Sonata Arctica, are metal bands that have songwriters who can legitimately be called composers and performers who could be professional musicians even if their chosen genre was not rock.

      If it's not just any Baroque music, but actually J.S. Bach you're using as your standard for "decent music," then no, I'm not claiming any of that music is as good as his. But none of his contemporaries or predecessors were as good either. The fact that the greatest genius in human history happened to be a musician and happened to live during the Baroque era does not mean that that the Baroque era produced the world's only good music.

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    100. Re:Why Movies Suck by killjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It was a love story. Well actually it was a really well made love story. It had great cinemetography, great acting, and very good dialog.

      The only reason more people didn't go see it was because it was GAY love story. People go to see crappy love stories like the endless stream of vomitous romantic comedies starring jennifer lopez or kate hudson. They won't go see a really well made love story like brokeback mountain though just because it's about gay people in love.

      Having said that if it was about two hot lesbians in love the movie would have been a best seller. Mainstream america is disgusted by male homosexuality but LOOOOOOOVES female homosexuality.

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    101. Re:Why Movies Suck by Mewtwo · · Score: 1

      Replace "a secret admiration for Jar Jar Binks" with "the belief that Microsoft should rule the world" and THEN you'll have something worthy of a movie.

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    102. Re:Why Movies Suck by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I saw a total of three movies in the theater the last ten years. I went to see King Kong only because I was going with a group of friends.

      Besides the poor material, the commercials are too long and the dynamics are too much. I hate sitting through ads before the movie, now that they run twenty minutes that was the breaking point. I will never go back. Movies are way too dynamic - street noises and crashes blast at you from the speakers, then the dialogue is so frigging soft you have to strain to hear it. The ears get fatigued fast.

      And I won't repeat the host of other reasons why the theater experience sucks today.

      DVDs solved many problems. I can zap the damn ads, and the audio output of my DVD player gets tamed by a compressor so that dynamics are flattened to a much more enjoyable level before they reach my stereo system. I don't want my speakers to get blown or my neighbors to be disturbed.

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    103. Re:Why Movies Suck by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      In Spokane--the largest metropolitan area between Seattle and Minneapolis, IIRC--there are no indie theaters. None. The closest thing we have is a club downtown that projects old silent movies onto the building across the street at night, and the occasional film festival nights at the AMC 20-plex.

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    104. Re:Why Movies Suck by UltraAyla · · Score: 1

      One other factor that I think is crucial is that TV sizes are increasing, surround sounds systems are getting more effective, and with things like HD-DVD (or Blu-Ray or whatever) coming up, even the people who went to the crappy movies to see explosions are starting to just wait a few months and watch it in the comfort of their own home, saving money on the ludicrous price of a movie ticket these days. I'd personally have avoided some movies in theaters because there is a surround sound system in my house, albeit a crappy one. Anyone else have a take on this?

    105. Re:Why Movies Suck by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      I was going to comment about the quality of movies now, but then I thought back and realized that the quality of movies has stayed roughly the same. There are a lot of bad movies now, but there's always been a lot of bad movies. I really think it's just the general movement away from public events and the availability of home entertainment.

    106. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad thing, today's pop bands are WORSE than NKOTB...

    107. Re:Why Movies Suck by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      How come the cheaper independent movies cost the same as a over priced typical hollywood movie?

    108. Re:Why Movies Suck by BungoMan85 · · Score: 1

      I would kill for a pass to sxsw. So many bands I want to see:

      Lifetime
      Saves the Day
      Circle Takes the Square
      Shook Ones
      The Greay Redneck Hope
      An Albatross
      Say Anything

      And about 20 others.

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    109. Re:Why Movies Suck by mellon · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. I was being silly. Of course there's been good music since. Did you hear Marion McPartland's show the night before last? Not sure if I'd say that no music is as good as Bach's, but he is one master beside whom I might be tempted to compare another composer, yes. :')

    110. Re:Why Movies Suck by BrynM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like the other poster said, the rights to Peter Pan belongto the Children's Hospital. Here's some info.

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    111. Re:Why Movies Suck by paran0rmal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You seem pretty age-phobic... remember there are many 15-30 year olds that actually happen to have a shred of intelligence and love good movies. I'm 26, but have enjoyed art-house and foreign movies for well over a decade now. Also, although most people dont do the art-house thing, I don't know many people of my age that didn't enjoy Pulp Fiction, Memento, Leon (The Professional), Crouching Tiger, Run Lola Run, Trainspotting and others that conform to your criteria although being mainstream, which leads me to think that the majority of people would like to see your rules getting applied, not just 40 year olds.

    112. Re:Why Movies Suck by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      I refer you to Beethoven, Brahms, Dvorak, Grieg, Holst, Mussorgsky, Shostakovich, and Stravinsky, to name a few.


      Good god! The man writes articles for computer-magazines, he invented a new keyboard-layout AND he composes music! Is there no end to his talent?!?
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    113. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they have smaller distribution.

      The larger budget movies are promoted more heavily (bigger ad budget for same slice of production budget), and therefore open on more screens because they are better "known". So while indie movies may cost less, that cost must be recuperated with fewer screens (and viewers). The result is that indie movies still are priced about the same but, when they break into the mainstream through word-of-mouth advertising, can provide a much better return as a percentage of the original investment.

    114. Re:Why Movies Suck by rlauzon · · Score: 1

      Only in the U.K. It's in the public domain here in the U.S.

    115. Re:Why Movies Suck by el_womble · · Score: 1

      Its times like this that I hate being british.

      Cost of going to see a moview: £6.20 per person ($11)
      Cost of Popcorn / Drink: £5 per person ($8.70)
      Cost of parking (yes, they charge at my local cinema): £2.50 ($4.30)
      Cost of gas is $5.5 a gallon, so you may want to include that too.

      Total cost of date: £24.90 ($43.25)

      But thats cheap compared to eating out, I rarely see change from £40 ($70) and thats without buying a £6 dvd (which is approximately what a 2 year old film costs), oh and the service is crappy, for some reason people in briton would rather clean toilets than provide good customer service. The worst thing is, I don't even live in a city! I just live in a small town.

      Last month my pay cheque was stopped 31% in mandatory, national income taxes (yes, national insurance is a tax) and virtually everything I buy has a 17.5% sales tax applied.

      I'm not saying that the US Movie industry isn't greedy, I'm just saying that, they know, looking at the UK market that people can be squeezed for more. Expect it to get worse before it gets better.

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    116. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having said that if it was about two hot lesbians in love the movie would have been a best seller.

      Hey, "Bound" totally rocked! A lesbian love story/gangster film noir mashup. Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon were smoking hot. I don't remember it being a blockbuster either though.

    117. Re:Why Movies Suck by robbiedo · · Score: 1

      Starship Troopers was awesome! I didn't see it for years after it came out because I thought it would be a terrible adapted movie. They really got it right!! I remember reading Michael Crichton's Timeline, and thought that would be a good movie. It turned out to be the big turd.

      Up to a few years ago, I used to go to the movies weekly, but the quality has went down something bad.

    118. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $14.50 Admission in Australia, $8.50 discount Tuesdays only, up 30% on 2 years ago whilst DVD rental, and purchase dropped, yet the movies are not 30% better. They stopped displaying prices at the 'candy bar' (Note 50% of US profits come from the candy bar). Too expensive, and they stopped validated parking (Have to pay, outrageous!). I have not worked out why a so-so movie costs the same as a good one, so all so-so's are deferred until they hit video.

    119. Re:Why Movies Suck by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The reason for that is that they have choked off the supply of works going in to the public domain. Historically, Hollywood has dipped into the public domain for ideas. Nothing new into the public domain = nothing new in Hollywood.

      That's just silly. Hollywood has no problem paying for ideas. They pay to do remakes of crap like The Dukes of Hazzard. For every movie produced, hundreds of scripts and books have been optioned. The ones that get finance are those the studios think have an audience. Obviously they're not picking well, but the reason they make crap is because that's been their choice, there are uncountable intelligent books, plays and original screenplays gathering dust in filing cabinets in Hollywood. The place has as many would-be writers as would-be actors. In any case, most movies are set in modern day; no matter when you expire copyright stories reflecting modern culture will be under copyright (yes, I know you can adapt Shakespeare to any period, some things are universal; but many are not).

      Little wonder that Anime and Manga are getting more popular.

      Anime is mostly attitude and visual style. If you try to follow the story, it's trivial, and generally nonsensical and childish. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    120. Re:Why Movies Suck by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Er, smaller audiences. Economies of scale. It's not exactly a mystery.

    121. Re:Why Movies Suck by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      There's still buckets of stuff in the public domain.
      Most of which has been already used in something "new" that is still under copyright, making it a risk to use.

      Rubbish. Look for instance at Sherlock Holmes or Dracula. The original works are long out of copyright; almost every year there is a new adaptation of one or the other. None need to acknowledge any earlier adaptations.

      I think Heinlein's Tunnel In The Sky would make a killer film
      Agreed. But who owns the copyright? Heinlein's been dead for nearly 20 years.

      It's still under copyright of his estate, probably controlled by his wiofe, Ginny. Most likely it is already under an option, though if it will ever be exercised is another story.

      Last estimate showed that 80% of the currently available works are still under copyright but have no known owners.

      That may be true; it would be an obstacle if one wanted to simply republish such a book, that's what the Eldred case was about, I think. However, if a studio wanted to adapt some story published in 1950 they would have no hesitation in spending a few thousand dollars for an investigator to track down the author or his heir. And realistically, while there are undoubtedly some gems amongst that 80%, most of it will be crap (Sturgeon's Law).

    122. Re:Why Movies Suck by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But it was a great tongue-in-cheek poke at those who elevate the military to God-like status. Wonderfully subversive!

      Verhoeven did it better in Robocop. But rather than turning Starship Troopers inside-out, he should have started with something more in tune with his viewpoint, like The Forever War. (ST was basically WWII in the Pacific, complete with Pearl Harbor, FW was Vietnam.)

    123. Re:Why Movies Suck by raduf · · Score: 2, Insightful



            Oh come on. You don't have to be "disgusted by homosexuality" to prefer straight love stories. I may be open minded, I may even be politically correct, but sure as hell ain't gonna enjoy gay love stories as much as boy/girl stories. Because... well... there's no girl :) Seriously, I just can't identify with the characters and if that's missing, there is little pleasure in just watching the movie as an art form.

            I'm a bit surprised though there's no female audience for this. I know from anime&manga chicks loove gay innuendos, and yet they don't seem to watch that kind of movies that much. This might be indeed because of cultural inhibitions.

            PS: I second on the endless stream of crappy romantic love stories...

    124. Re:Why Movies Suck by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      This is something I've been waiting to see made into a movie (or series of movies) since I read the books back around 1980 or 1981.

      Problem is that George Lucas already ripped it off so thoroughly that people think he invented the genre.

      You may (or probably may not) like Gor, which was based on the novels that turned the concept into sleazy S&M. But at least it looks like Barsoom....

    125. Re:Why Movies Suck by titzandkunt · · Score: 2, Funny


      "I really liked the Starship Troopers movie."

      No, I'm Spartacus!

      ...erm, I mean I liked it too...

      T&K.

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    126. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disney, for example, timed their version of Peter Pan so that it wouldn't come out until the story passed into the public domain.

      How, uh, ironic...

    127. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, word of mouth is considered to have caused the Hulk movie to drop ticket sales by 70% in one week, which is one of the most dramatic drops ever.

      Well, Hulk is one of the most dramatic drops ever...

    128. Re:Why Movies Suck by rseuhs · · Score: 1
      The only reason more people didn't go see it was because it was GAY love story.

      Yeah, maybe that's why movies about the love-life of grasshoppers don't break box office records either.

      People just can't relate and identify with the characters.

      But wait! Maybe it's all my fault, maybe I'm just repressing my latent erotic feelings for grasshoppers? Maybe I am grasshopperphobe?

    129. Re:Why Movies Suck by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Actually, in my comment, I was specifically not referring to Salieri. He was considered a great in his time. He was the head composer in the royal court of Austria. I might be wrong, but I think of him like maybe the modern equivalent of The Police or something. Very talented, very well respected, lots of hits, but not The Beatles. Salieri didn't revolutionize music the way Mozart did, and The Police didn't revolutionize music the way The Beatles did.

      No, in my post, I was specifically referring to the 99% of everything that was written in the classical period that we've never even heard before. No manuscripts exist because nobody cared to save them. Think less Salieri and more Joseph the Barrel Maker who wrote a really catchy bar song. It was sung for years in all the bars in town, but is now completely forgotten. That will the the entire Hangin' Tough album by New Kids on the Block in 200 years time.

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    130. Re:Why Movies Suck by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Nah, I can't tell from a preview what a movie will be like. I am one of the people who think that the people who produce those little previews should be making movies - because they always (generally) look good, and the movie ends up being bad.

      As to people not liking movies these days, I think the fact that our tastes have changed, and have become more complex may mean that movies can't provide that same entertainment value anymore.

    131. Re:Why Movies Suck by PC-PHIX · · Score: 1

      Let's examine this: flim: A word I have only ever heard used as in 'flim-flam' (meaning fake, deception or sham) or as slang for a five pound note in the UK (correct me if I'm wrong). buff: Could be a reference to polishing, or perhaps muscle tone, but nudity is funnier. So for the sentence, "I'm a real flim buff. You can tell.", let's go with either "I'm cheap, but I work out" or "I pretending to be naked, but it's just a cheap trick". Hmmm. On second thoughts, perhaps this particular typo works better as a euphemism after all...

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    132. Re:Why Movies Suck by RM6f9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the horrendous abuse of "Starship Troopers", I'd rather send a check directly to Mrs. Heinlein so that other titles not suffer similar fates.

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    133. Re:Why Movies Suck by PC-PHIX · · Score: 1

      Let's examine this:

      flim: A word I have only ever heard used as in 'flim-flam' (meaning fake, deception or sham) or as slang for a five pound note in the UK (correct me if I'm wrong).

      buff: Could be a reference to polishing, or perhaps muscle tone, but nudity is funnier.

      So for the sentence, "I'm a real flim buff. You can tell.", let's go with either "I'm cheap, but I work out" or "I pretending to be naked, but it's just a cheap trick".

      Hmmm. On second thoughts, perhaps this particular typo works better as a euphemism after all...

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    134. Re:Why Movies Suck by PC-PHIX · · Score: 1

      Damn. That will teach me for doing ten things at once.

      Ignore this unreadable one and read the real comment below which was supposed to be an edit, not a dupe...

      In fact, don't read either of them! When you analyse a joke to death... it dies.

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    135. Re:Why Movies Suck by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Funny


      Sounded like a real flim-flame.

      "What are our chances?" "Flim and none."

      "Misspellings on Slashdot: Accident or terrifying excuse for bad humor? Flim at !!."

      I have to admit to feeling flimatic about the whole thing.

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    136. Re:Why Movies Suck by DJTodd242 · · Score: 1

      I'm a real flim buff

      Flim Springfield!

    137. Re:Why Movies Suck by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      I think the problem here is that various groups (age, gender, etc...) that the other group(s) is the problem.. (the young think the age don't have a clue, the old think the young are stupid, the women think the men want to see tramps, the men think the women want to see tear jerkers, etc...)

      I'm sure you have all seen comments revolving around these themes.

      That fragmentation is what the movie industry hates, and loves. (hates it because they can't get a line on what the MAJORITY want. But they love it because that fragmentation is their excuse.. "We made it for this group, but they really don't want that, they wanted something else.. so no.. our movie doesn't suck.. you people don't tell us what you want"). So they take the stand of, (MOVIE LINE COMING:) if you build it, they will come.

      Of course it does add one positive.. it tries to force movies to be somewhat representative of us. (humourous at times, frightening at others, dramatic, stupid and smart, etc..)

      The long and short of it is that, as one person mentioned earlier: The movie industry is not a industry that is interested in makeing the BEST product.. they are interested in making a product that they can SELL the most of. (so, you aim for the lowest common denominator. (a liberal amount of big guns, a heaping portion of big boobs, a dash low brow comedy, a touch of little emotion, just a sprinkle of intelligence, and pinch of originality... and presto.. a masterpiece). As a VC'er I can tell you that my group never wants something that will LAST.. we want something that we can SELL.. (once the demand is there, we can attempt to improve on it.. but first.. lets recoup our expenses.

      The reason most of us tend to head for arthouse films and "foriegn filsm" is because of the challenge they tend to offer.. (not always, but better than the local hogwash).

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    138. Re:Why Movies Suck by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      i don't see "time enough for love" being made into a movie anytime soon. at not while the religious right is running the show in america. seriously, a guy who travels back in time and makes sex with his own mother. right.

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    139. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Anime is mostly attitude and visual style. If you try to follow the story, it's trivial, and generally nonsensical and childish. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

      If you're talking about Pokemon, Sailor Moon, etc. I agree. However, anime is more than that. Check out Grave of the Fireflies, Tokyo Godfathers, My Neighbors the Yamadas, Porco Rosso, Castle of Cagliostro, Millenium Actress, Only Yesterday, Pom Poko, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, etc.

    140. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked The Toxic Avenger. I also like Class of Nuke'em High and its sequel Class of Nuke'em High: Subhumanoid Meltdown. But, I guess that is why I am posting anonymously.

    141. Re:Why Movies Suck by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      But it was a great tongue-in-cheek poke at those who elevate the military to God-like status. Wonderfully subversive!

      No, it sucked as a parody.

      A parody should point out something about the original work. The movie didn't, at all. It didn't even try for sophistication or intelligence. An example:

      A soldier asks why they are training with knives when both they and the enemies have nukes.

      • Book: The drill sergeant says the soldiers are there to provide measured force. "Would you housetrain a puppy by cutting its head off?"
      • Movie: The drill sergeant throws a knife through the hand of the soldier asking the question. "Hard to launch a nuke now, eh?"

      That isn't "great", "tongue-in-cheek", or "subversive".

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    142. Re:Why Movies Suck by mikael · · Score: 1

      Look what happened to Cold Equations. The Twilight Zone version was very tense and concentrated on the decisions made by the pilot. But the remade movie bolted on a corporate conspiracy "only think about the money" theme.

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    143. Re:Why Movies Suck by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but as far as "book to movie" ease goes.. I really think that with current tech (and interest in certain events) that "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" would go over VERY well right now.

      Yes, that would be my pick of all the RAH novels.

      Then again, I think Nivens "Ringworld" would make for an excellent series.

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    144. Re:Why Movies Suck by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Bonus!! If they stuck to the book it probably would be a great flick.

      Jaysyn

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    145. Re:Why Movies Suck by jesterpilot · · Score: 1

      The reason for that is that they have choked off the supply of works going in to the public domain. Historically, Hollywood has dipped into the public domain for ideas. Nothing new into the public domain = nothing new in Hollywood.

      The greatest nonsens since the Precambrian. The Public Domain can take care of itself. It does not need Hollywood to gain new idea's. Especially when it comes to movies, since many of them are based on books or "true stories". Hollywood is not, has not been and will never be the major idea-generator, let alone the only source for new things in the Public Domain.

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    146. Re:Why Movies Suck by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Just because you've seen it before doesn't mean that nobody is going to see it. The Indian (east indian) film industry is alive and kicking. Bollywood makes way more movies than hollywood does every year. The movies are mostly all musicals with mostly the same plot line. People go to see them in droves. You want to know why? Because they don't charge $8 a head (or the equivalent) to watch them. In the end, I don't think people care that much about surround sound and crystal clear picture. People would just rather get out of the house and watch a movie. If it cost $2, then I'd probably go see 3 or 4 a week, or at least 1 a week. With the price it is now, I'm lucky if I make it out to 1 every 2 months.

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    147. Re:Why Movies Suck by stanmann · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well they were anyway. Now that she's Dead I'm not sure.

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    148. Re:Why Movies Suck by Puf_Almighty · · Score: 1

      I don't know about anybody else, but I didn't see it because it was a cowboy love story.

      I mean seriously, I see absolutely no prospects of anyone getting shot off a horse, here.

    149. Re:Why Movies Suck by stanmann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although I seem to recall the closefighting incident, and the Drill sergeant pointed out that someday you will be out of ammo and a knife still works. I'll have to check for that. Heinlein always had a thing for weapons that didn't run out of ammo.

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    150. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times did you watch Gigli?

    151. Re:Why Movies Suck by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      I never claimed it was a parody. In fact, never having read the book, I make no claims whatsoever about its relationship to the book. I see it in its own light, as a film that subverts the `military action hero' meme promulgated by Arnie and the like.

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    152. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I suspected, he made it up..

    153. Re:Why Movies Suck by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Except Pixar, who make trails that suck for really excellent movies.

    154. Re:Why Movies Suck by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      *swoon* You had me at "line up and shoot the likes of Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff for crimes against humanity".

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    155. Re:Why Movies Suck by I'm+Spartacus! · · Score: 1

      No. I'm Spartacus!

      Really.

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    156. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last month my pay cheque was stopped 31% in mandatory, national income taxes (yes, national insurance is a tax) and virtually everything I buy has a 17.5% sales tax applied.

      And if you get ill, you get free treatment and dirt cheap subsidised medicines - unlike America, where a chronic illness could mean bankruptcy.

      Seriously, if you lived in America, you'd be paying at least 31% of your paycheck into federal taxes, state taxes, and various other expenses like health insurance which simply aren't necessary in the UK.

    157. Re:Why Movies Suck by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

      "Let's examine this:"

      WHY?

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    158. Re:Why Movies Suck by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      It is when the small indie film is in all the major cinemas. You're telling me that a $5 million dollar movie like Lost in Translation works out the same as a $200 million dollar movie? The price isn't variable its a set rate regardless of advertising or audience's.

    159. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Peter Pan's copyright hasn't expired, JM Barrie left the copyright to The Great Ormond Street Hospital, (a famous London Children's Hospital) on the condition that they put bars on the windows so Peter could not fly in and take the children away (you've got to admit it's a sweet eccentric story) as a result the hospital get money from Peter Pan, in 1998 the British government decided to extend the copyright for Peter Pan, since it would benefit the sick children there. Disney still have to pay the hospital royalties, and as result only segments of Peter Pan are in the public domain.

      Check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Pan#Copyright_s tatus

    160. Re:Why Movies Suck by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether "Time Enough For Love" would be banned completely because of incest.

      Well, incest (Ayeka was supposed to marry her brother, and failing that switched to his descendant) didn't stop Cartoon Network from showing Tenchi, now did it ?

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    161. Re:Why Movies Suck by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last I heard about Ringworld was 1) SciFi had the rights and put it on hold. 2) The Titanic guy had the rights, and put it on hold.

      Nobody's got the balls to do it. I dunno if today's tech is really up to the task of rendering the ringworld. Sure, there's some fan art out there, but it doesn't look anywhere movie quality. Doing the rendering at 1 pixel per 100 miles^2 kicks the numbers up to so many zeroes it's crazy, let alone at 1 pixel per 1 mile^2 which just looks like a marble factory.

    162. Re:Why Movies Suck by rjune · · Score: 1

      Tunnel in the Sky along with a whole bunch of other Heinlein's books could be made into great movies. I'm currently reading Red Planet to my son, which would make a good one. However, think about what they did to Starship Troopers. I think Heinlein's take would have been "Gagging from the Grave". The problem with Hollywood is not the material available for scripts, it is what they do with it.

    163. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can pull that off going to my local chili's or similar carbon copy chain restaurant. Order two entrees and soda's (no alcohol) and you will be pretty close to $25.

      I frequently go on a similar rant to my girlfriend, I think you missed the point a bit even if $25 mark is a little bit off. though my local movie theater is $9.25 a ticket + 4.00 for a popcorn to share and $3 each for a soda. But, going to a movie, you are essentially paying to sit in a dark room for two hours and not talk to anyone. I don't see the value in that. At home, I have a very nice surround sound setup with a large screen HD tv. I would much rather rent a movie for $3 and sit under a blanket on my comfy couch maybe with a few beers after a nice dinner. Invite some friends over and your costs drop even further.

    164. Re:Why Movies Suck by ultranova · · Score: 1

      How come the cheaper independent movies cost the same as a over priced typical hollywood movie?

      Actually, Star Wreck can be downloaded for free from the makers webpage, http://www.starwreck.com/, and the DVD, if ordered from the same page, costs 9.90 euros.

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    165. Re:Why Movies Suck by SirLanse · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you saw a whole family where the father
      was not the butt of the jokes?
      The Incredibles?
      How about live action movies?
      ?
      Now ask why Daddy is not taking the family to see movies.
      Why don't guys in serious relationships take girls to see movies?

    166. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as a British person you will know that the country in question is called Britain :-)

    167. Re:Why Movies Suck by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Except Pixar, who make trails that suck for really excellent movies.
       
      Yeah, that is true. I assume they aim their trailers at kids, then when they drag their parents along to see the movie, they are pleasantly surprised.

    168. Re:Why Movies Suck by Crapshoot · · Score: 1

      The problem, as with most RAH books, is translating his attitude to the screen - I think "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" would be translated as a classic rebel story, without the libertarian credo a - which essentially renders the Heinlein component useless. Starship Troopers showed that - not having read the book at the time, the satire/parody core of it was miniscule, to say the least.

    169. Re:Why Movies Suck by Crapshoot · · Score: 1

      The Coolidge Corner theatre does the same - and since there are no theatres near it, it seems to be doing pretty well.

    170. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean, usually it's obvious from a trailer whether a movie is going to suck or not.

      I take it you're not a fan of comedy films. There have been LOTS of movies I've seen that sucked ASS (and elephant), where the only funny parts in the so-called "comedy" are in the trailor!

      OTOH I've seen trailors that made me yawn, then saw the movie later at a friend's house and the movie rocked.

      Judging a movie by its trailor is like judging a song from a CDNOW! snippet, or a book by its cover art.

      Waterworld had a great trailor...

      ...comes out to a $25 date

      Damn, dude, the last tiume I took a date to dinner it cost $80. You don't get laid much, do you?

    171. Re:Why Movies Suck by pedalman · · Score: 1
      Me neither, but I can tell it involves muppets and nudity!
      Don't forget the whips and midgets.
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    172. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      Alternately, dinner at a fairly decent restaurant and BUYING a DVD

      he goes to the restaurant then cooks his own meal? Cool

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    173. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      My local cinema has an 'unlimited' option where I can see as many showings as I can fit in, for £11 a month (minimum subscription is a year, but I'm fine with that). When I was a student it wasnt worth it, but now an adult ticket is £5-£6, so even if I only see 3 films in a month then it's worth it (and there have actually been more good movies than I expected out recently, though obviously a few crap ones too)

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    174. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      what kind of british citizen spells Britain as briton? XD I agree with everything else tho, but as I said in another comment, I get Unlimited films for £11 a month, but that's with Cineworld cinemas - they have 3 branches in Scotland, dont know about down south.

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    175. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not all anime plots are trivial, but then again not all western plots are either. Anime is about attitude and style I guess, but also about atmosphere.. I'm trying to think whether the plot for the Ghost in the Shell series could be called 'trivial'. Also Gundam Wing.. I mean maybe the basic plot is quite simple, but they have a lot of politics and interesting ideas flying about which make the plots less childish. If you're talking about films like Spirited Away as being 'nonsensical' then you have a point from a western perspective, but if you were brought up in Japanese culture then you would probably understand the relevance of all the characters etc. I myself dont know that much about Japanese culture, but after reading a bit about Spirited Away then I realised there was a point to certain characters that I just thought were random before. Anyway I'll stop gibbering.

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    176. Re:Why Movies Suck by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1, Funny

      But they would have to do "Time Enough For Love" as a porno.
      Heinlein wrote that in his dirty old man phase... the entire book can be summed up thusly:
      "There once was a woman who lived for a very, very long time, which gave her the chance to fuck a lot of people, as follows:..."

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    177. Re:Why Movies Suck by Deanasc · · Score: 1

      The trouble is that development is afraid to go with a new idea. New ideas are untested, unproven. The studios are afraid of new things. Tomato plant is very poisonous, but the fruit is not. Imagine being the first person to eat a tomato. Wondering if you'd die. Check out this story for more insight on how important source material is when choosing a script. It's not that great original ideas aren't out there. It's that the studios are terrified of originality. Wasn't that the whole thing behind 'Adaptation' where his brother the hack sells the same trite cliche before the laserjet cooled off.

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    178. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same is true of music.

      Er, NO! It's not, at all. Lets take rock and roll, for example.

      -1950s: Little Richard, Big Bopper, John Lee Hooker (ok he was blues but he rocked), Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, etc etc etc

      -1960s: The Byrds, the Beatles, The Who, The Kinks, Blue Cheer, The Stones, etc etc etc

      -1970s: Led Zepplin, Ted Nugent, Pink Floyd, Sammy Hagar/Montrose, etc etc etc

      -1980s: The Cars, Van Halen, Poison, Ratt, Metallica, Megadeath, etc etc etc

      -1990s: Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Gunz N Roses, STP, etc etc etc

      -2000s: NOBODY. Rock is dead. RIP, killed by the big four record companies. Meanwhile, when I go to a bar to listen to live music, the bands are covering Chuck Berry, the Beatles, Van Halen, and all the other geezer bands, and the audience is all in their 20s!

      Want to know whty CD sales are bad? Because we want to rock! All of us from 20 to 60.

    179. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      Alas, they don't understand why it worked the first time, so the remakes are crap.

      *wonders if George Lucas is reading*

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    180. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      I did notice recently that there was Brokeback Mountain (which I dont really want to see tbh.. dont particularly wanna watch 2 guys getting it on, and never actually been interested in westerns.. Cold Mountain was okie tho), Breakfast on Pluto (which I did go to see, tis about a gay transvestite played by Cillian Murphy [28 Days Later, Batman Begins]), and there's that les bean one coming out soon. Hollywood seems to be very incestuous with copying each others ideas (and probably will have films about incest too the way things are going o.o ), there's some film coming out soon that looks like a ripoff of that one where those guys from that New York zoo went to that desert island (Madagascar was it?), and there was the A Bugs Life/Antz thing. Actually does that just show that Disney is copying everyone else.. most likely.

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    181. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      that sounds like it would be a lot more entertaining.. hmm

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    182. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      we can interact together in a virtual world and live our own story

      I thought that was called life ;) there's always getting DVDs too, but the MMORPG idea is interesting. My gf did join me in MUDing a couple of times and it was good fun, but since I started work we mostly talk instead of playing games (*cough*she lives on a different continent*cough* :/ and there aren't many MMORPGs for linux =p)

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    183. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      how is ticket sales a direct measure of how good a plot is. Most people will only go to see films where they know the actors, or love the original story (take Star Wars). Most people who go to the cinema are sheep, and I probably still fall into that category for some things (I'd never seen the original Dukes of Hazzard/Starsky and Hutch, and I enjoyed the movies just for their comedy value). I do look at every film that is on each week in the hopes of catching something interesting that I've never heard of before. Some films aren't even noticed until they've left the cinema, wasnt Donnie Darko like that? I loved that movie so much that I watched it again straight after watching it for the first time with a friend.

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    184. Re:Why Movies Suck by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      Egads! They made a movie out of The Cold Equations. I often read slashdot to be informed of things I dont know(I get all sorts of useful titbits round here). But that is infromation Id really rather I could forget. At least I can make it a point never to watch that.

    185. Re:Why Movies Suck by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Actually, pretty much all of Heinlein's stuff would make great movies. H-wood has already done (as you mentioned) Starship Troopers (could have done it a bit better, if you ask me - but that clown Vanderhoevn, or whatever that Dutchman's name is, didn't understand the gist of the story and proclaimed Heinlein to be fascist!!!! thus proving a number of these directors are complete idiots. No shocker, that!).

      Also, they've filmed "Them" (it was called The Truman Story, I believe, starring Jim Carey, but it was a direct - knowingly or unknowingly - ripoff), and they did an excellent, albeit very low budget film of "The Puppet Masters" (with Donald Sutherland doing a superb job, as usual).

      Imagine if they did Poul Andersen's "Operation Changeling" - or the novel form - "Operation Chaos" - ultimate coool. Plus Sterling's "Drakon" - which would be really awesome. Plus there are zillions of mysteries and action/suspense, even decent romance novels around they could film. Nobody needs yet another remake of "The Mod Squad", etc., ad nauseum....
    186. Re:Why Movies Suck by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      "so there's no awkward conversation about coming in for a bit of tea"

      More like hot coffee... sorry. Someone would have said it...

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    187. Re:Why Movies Suck by splatter · · Score: 1

      "I mean seriously, I see absolutely no prospects of anyone getting shot off a horse, here."

      Humm I don't know someone might get shot on the horse.....

      Ok ok it's bad but There is a really funny joke in there some were......

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    188. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      He also runs white water rafting and fishing expeditions! \o/ http://www.dvorakexpeditions.com/

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    189. Re:Why Movies Suck by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      im hardly a republican, but if thats the premise of the movie, id still pass. christ.

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    190. Re:Why Movies Suck by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      shorter dvd release times affect me significantly. that and lack of good options. ill take the wife to something if she wants to go out, but theres not much i itch to see. i have a netflix account and usually just tack stuff on to that and get it a week or two after the dvd release, which now is only a couple of months after theater release anyway

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    191. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      when you say entertainment you mean mass produced entertainment I take it.. there has to be some other way of being entertained than movies and music.. though I admit I still buy music. Even on my basic graduate's pay, and saving up money to pay off my student loan, I have plenty of money to spend on buying the odd CD (and I pay £11 a month for unlimited cinema screenings :) )

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    192. Re:Why Movies Suck by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Ah, see, there's your difference. I don't own a tv, much less an HD with a surround setup. You've made an investment there. Have you factored in that cost? Assuming you sunk about 5 grand into your home setup, you'd have to watch 345 movies before you break even, and that's JUST comparing tickets for two to movie rental plus hardware.

      You don't really need popcorn or soda, so I don't see why you keep factoring that in. But "paying to sit in a dark room and not talk to anyone" is ignoring the communal aspects, which can actually be fun. Seeing a really funny movie with a bunch of people who appreciate it is a group experience, and it's not one you can get at home (to the same scale, anyway). Seeing a really moving film seems just a little more satisfying when you're part of an audience that bursts into applause at the end. It's a cultural experience, and that's not completely valueless. And if you're going for indie flicks, those usually apply, as well as the fact that finding dvds is a lot harder, if not impossible. I doubt they're going to release the Oscar-nominated shorts as a collection, but I got to see them in the theater for $6 last weekend.

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    193. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno if today's tech is really up to the task of rendering the ringworld.

      You must be joking. I'm laughing, so you must be joking.

    194. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      I dont see why everyone's so bothered about the adverts.. one ticket seller told me that the ads take 14 minutes, so just get there later.. speaking of which, it's almost 5pm.. time to see what's on at the cinema (I enjoy the dynamic range that you can get in movies, apart from as you say, when it will bother the neighbours :/ )

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    195. Re:Why Movies Suck by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      I only partially agree with you - at least one of your reasons - the Internet.

      The only decent movie I saw this year was "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" with Robert Downey and Val Kilmer - with excellent dialogue and writing.

      Otherwise, the movies have been so bad, it's better to simply view porn over the Internet - far more entertaining than sorry plot, acting and dialogue.

    196. Re:Why Movies Suck by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I think you're way off base - I don't think many people would have seen BM at all if it weren't for the controversial subject matter - probably dwarfing the number lost because of the subject matter. The real problem with Indie films is the distribution chain.

          While I admit the story and acting were good (except Jake bugs me, but that's a different matter), the beginning was insanely boring. On par with Last Days and 2001: A Space Odyssey boring - I really need to know to skip the first half of movies like those unless I take up smoking hashish. I even left and took a tinkle and came back and the movie still didn't get going for at least another 10 minutes. As far as Oscars go, it was better than the cookie cutter movie Crash that won, but had I seen any of the other nominated movies, I'd probably have voted for one of them as I didn't find either of these "special."

          I seriously doubt two hot lesbians would be a best seller, either - it would also be too controversial for mainstream, but may make heavy rotation on Skinimax after dark or in the foreign markets.

    197. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Mainstream america is disgusted by male homosexuality but LOOOOOOOVES female homosexuality.

      It's simple mathematics, really. I'm ashamed that you slashdot geeks haven't figured it out already...

      male homosexuality = zero boobs
      female homosexuality = four boobs

      It's that simple.

    198. Re:Why Movies Suck by bobkoure · · Score: 1
      >Lord knows they did a real job on Starship Troopers.

      Woah- hey! Starship Troopers was a parody. Have a look at Verhoeven 's other movies (particularly "Soldier of Orange" for anti-fascism) BTW, Heinlein himself writes about glorifying things to extremes to get people to see that it's wrong (in "If this goes on..."). No idea if Verhoeven had read that story.

    199. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw Crash and it was quite boring. I am still not sure what people really saw in it. I did see Good Night and Good Luck, BBM, and Syriana and enjoyed them. There will never be a way to please everyone. Scrutinizing something without seeing it is just a sign of ignorance.

    200. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a short list of things I wouldn't give to be able to see more animated movies in the theatres. Unfortunately, too many people in and out of the business believe it's more expensive than blowing between 100 million and a quarter billion on some generic action flick I won't bother to see, rent, or buy.

    201. Re:Why Movies Suck by Zerbs · · Score: 1

      The problem with Starship Troopers, instead of doing the actual story, they did a remake of All Quiet on the Western Front, in space, with a happy ending. Not that AQotWF was a bad movie, it has it's place, but this just came across as peculiar.

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    202. Re:Why Movies Suck by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No, George is just a better rip off artist and raised everyone's expectations. Original he aint but he's darn good at mashing other people's ideas together. He does this much better than even Whedon.

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    203. Re:Why Movies Suck by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      In some ways, even Star Wars is a remake. It's simply a six episode serial, as was made in the '30s, '40s and early '50s by Republic, Universal, Columbia and a few others. It even has the standard cliffhangers and resolutions, to keep you coming back. Even that cool angled crawl at the beginning isn't new, it was at least 30 years old when he first used it.

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    204. Re:Why Movies Suck by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The problem with Hollywood is the fact that the bean counters have taken over. They all want to run Hollywood like it was GM and it doesnt' work that way. Entertainment requires people that are willing to take risks and be unconventional. Even if the raw creativity comes from elsewhere it still needs execs able to recognize it and exploit it once it surfaces.

      Now, the studios want everything to be a blockbuster and are essentially trying to create "blockbuster factories". This is vastly different from how Hollywood was 30 years ago. Many good films don't need whiz bang, overpriced stars and more effects than you can percieve.

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    205. Re:Why Movies Suck by Quikah · · Score: 1

      Enemy Mine, the movie with Dennis Quad and Lou Gossett Jr? There was a love story in that? I must have missed it, or my memory is faltering, haven't seen it in 15+ years.

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    206. Re:Why Movies Suck by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Not all anime plots are trivial,

      I did say "most". There's some that even I apprecaite; but my daughter watches a lot, and much of the action seems to be driven to make a visual rather than a logical effect. I don't appreciate opera much either, which is also not known for stories that make sense.

      My point is not that anime sucks, but that it has limited application as an inspiration for movies for adult Westerners. ("The Matrix" being a counter-example I suppose; but the sequels show what happens when visual effects override story.)

    207. Re:Why Movies Suck by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      No, quite serious. The Ringworld is THAT BIG. Do some rendering where you can simulate, beleivably, flying in and landing on the inside surface. Once you get to that level of resolution (inches), you are dealing with numbers that are too monstrous for even our portable supercomputers to deal with.

      Or maybe I'm wrong, I'd love someone to prove me wrong by building a RingWorld simulator. In fact that would be REALLY cool! :)

    208. Re:Why Movies Suck by shellac · · Score: 1

      i don't think thats really true. has anyone seen 'matchpoint', the new woody allen flick? excellent movie.

      what about the french movie 'Cache'. very thought-provoking film.

      sure there are a lot of crappy blockbusters out there, but hasn't that always been the case?

      shellac.

    209. Re:Why Movies Suck by Ed_Pinkley · · Score: 1

      I thought it was odd that in space 1) they would have zip codes and 2) that zip code would be 90210.

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    210. Re:Why Movies Suck by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1

      Hey now, Toxic Avenger movies were some of my favorites when I was a kid. I even had the (practically unbeatable) video game. It's one of the funniest spoof-action / horror / superhero series ever, IMHO.

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    211. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a love story, however Lou Gossett Jr's alien character reproduced asexually, died, and left Dennis Quaid alone to raise the child

    212. Re:Why Movies Suck by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Is cheating on your wife really all that romantic? Some folks don't want to watch a film about adultery, regardless of what sex the other person is. As for the appeal of lesbians to straight males, I think it has to do with the fact that you don't have to worry about being turned on by the "wrong" piece of skin. :)

    213. Re:Why Movies Suck by adam.skinner · · Score: 1

      At the end of one of Orson Scott Card's audio books, he talks about how he'd shyed away from making Enders Game into a movie, because the quality of the child actors wasn't where it needed to be and because the studios he spoke with always wanted to make Ender older and give him a LOVE INTEREST! But he did mention that something was in the pipeline, because after seeing some movie with kids in it he got encouraged.

      As an aside, he also considers audio recordings of books to be of greater value than movies (I'm certainly on board with him there).

    214. Re:Why Movies Suck by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      What, you mean like the first Terminator movie?

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    215. Re:Why Movies Suck by mfrank · · Score: 1

      No, I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!

    216. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this the old Simpsons joke?

      "Flim Springfield"

      Wow, that place must be great! They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling!
      Let's shoot our movie there!

      I used to use flim instead of film for a while because of this.

    217. Re:Why Movies Suck by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Reese wasn't Sarah Conner's son. Her son was the leader of the future resistance, and sent Reese back without telling him he was going actually his father.

    218. Re:Why Movies Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmmm..... Gregory Peck and Jimmy Stewart

    219. Re:Why Movies Suck by rlauzon · · Score: 1

      Then why, when they were pulling stuff out of the public domain like mad, did Disney make plenty of good movies (ex. Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Peter Pan, etc.) and now they are just rehashing their old movies?

    220. Re:Why Movies Suck by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      Baby boomers have all the cash, increasingly have time on their hands to spend it, but the movie industry (actually, make that the entire entertainment industry) seems to target only 13-30 year olds

      As a 56-yo boomer, I'd love to agree with this, but unfortunately there's more involved than population size. Frequency of attendance also matters a lot.

      Back in the 1980's I worked with AC Nielsen on a consulting study for Fox examining movie-going patterns. At that time, people over age 40 attended on average only about 4 movies per year in theaters; people 18-24 averaged about 15. So Hollywood targets the 18-29 market not because of the numbers of people in that group, but because they represent a disproportionate share of ticket revenues.

      That was back in the days when most people didn't have cable or satellite TV, VCR rentals were just getting going, and the only DVD-like devices were 12" videodiscs. My guess is that the explosion of in-home entertainment alternatives has exacerbated the age gap in theater attendance, not narrowed it. For most teens and young adults movie-going is as much a social experience as an artistic one. Most older folks aren't going to movies for dating.

      In addition, most "artistic" movies that rely on plot, characterization, and acting just don't need to be seen in theaters. The number of movies that I care about seeing in a theater is pretty limited. Unless they make use of the wide screen and multichannel sound, the experience is just as good, if not better, at home. When I've gone to movies like Broken Flowers in a theater, it was primarily because I wanted to go out to a movie with a friend. I wouldn't have missed much watching it at home instead. The exceptions for me are movies like Star Wars where the immersive aspects of a large screen and lots of loudspeakers are an integral part of the viewing experience.

    221. Re:Why Movies Suck by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I use to always watch at least two or three good movies a year. Now I hardly bother going anymore. I'm lucky if I get a good one every three years. It's not perception, they do actually suck. Just about everything that comes out now is a remake or a sequel of something crappy to begin with. I'm not arguing that there wasn't a lot of crap in the past, it's just that there aren't any good movies now. I'll still go once in a while but I haven't had a WOW moment since the 90s. They need to make writing the highest-paid job in Hollywood. I couldn't care less about the movie stars.

    222. Re:Why Movies Suck by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It is so big... that louis mentions many times that, aside from the spill mountains or fist of god, you dont even notice it until night.

      And then its just a trailing ribbon up into the sky.

      Not hard to do with cgi at all.

      Come to think of it, one of the hardest things would be the stationary sun.

      No shadows on the ringworld, so any outdoor shots would be a bit harder to monitor.

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    223. Re:Why Movies Suck by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      But in that case, it's a situation of avoiding undercutting the feature films. If a theater dropped the price for the cheaper movie to make it more attractive to audiences, no one would ever go see the blockbusters, and since the blockbusters cost the theater chains more money to get in the first place, that would be detrimental to the theater chain's bottom line.

      And when it is at a separate theater, as mentioned, it's an economy of scale thing. The theater has to make a certain amount of money to cover their costs, and while they might be able to lower the cost somewhat because renting the acetate itself costs less, they won't be able to dramatically lower the cost unless a comparable number of people go to see those cheaper movies. Of course, in college towns, that often works out pretty well---the b-run cinemas and so on---but on the whole, it usually ends up being a wash.

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    224. Re:Why Movies Suck by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I don't know about anybody else, but I didn't see it because it was a cowboy love story.

      Why do people keep saying that? The whole MSM calls it a GayCowboy(TM) movie. They were shepards, not cowboys. And the movie was boring and the direction pedestrian. Yes, the mountain vistas were beautiful and the music was good, but good location and scoring don't direction make.

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    225. Re:Why Movies Suck by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Do some rendering where you can simulate, beleivably, flying in and landing on the inside surface. Once you get to that level of resolution (inches), you are dealing with numbers that are too monstrous for even our portable supercomputers to deal with.

      You don't render every pixel from every distance. Try a zoom in on Google Earth - it's not averaging every 1m satellite photo to show you the earth composite.

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    226. Re:Why Movies Suck by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Also, Hollywood doesn't want to pay for writing. Disney, for example, timed their version of Peter Pan so that it wouldn't come out until the story passed into the public domain.

      Surely that's what anyone would do? No point paying money for nothing.

      Anyway, Peter Pan isn't in public domain, so your point is moot.

    227. Re:Why Movies Suck by drsquare · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't have to simulate every inch, just the bits that are on screen at one time.

      It would be very easy to CGI a ringworld.

    228. Re:Why Movies Suck by drsquare · · Score: 1

      No, the biggest problem with Hollywood is greed. Between then and the theater chains, the cost of a movie is absurd. $7.50 per person + $10 worth of refreshments comes out to a $25 date.

      Forgoe the refreshments and it's $15. Seriously, people moan all the time about prices of drinks and food at the cinema, why don't you just not bother? The food's of very low quality, and if you can't go for two hours without eating or drinking then you must weight 400lbs.

      Btw, you say Hollywood greed, Hollywood don't set the food prices.

      The only real solution for Hollywood is this: use no-name actors and actresses more,

      That will mean less people going to see the films, as people often see films just because a big-name actor's in it.

      spend less time and money on special effects

      Films looking worse will make more people see them?

      and search far and wide for new talent to increase the diversity of your writer culture

      There are already thousands of people who think they can be writers, the talent pool is flooded with algae. The problem is most people who think they can write, can't. There aren't many decent writers out there. Most people who can write end up writing books, hence the large number of book to film translations.

      If you don't, you will eventually fade into obsolescence.

      Films will never be obsolete.

    229. Re:Why Movies Suck by drsquare · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I think that adverts look shit, even if the film is actually pretty good. I can't stand the typical film trailer, with some gravely voiced American mouthing off a load of cliches with quick-cut clips of explosions, shootings etc. "X is in theatres from the etc. etc. etc. rated etc."

    230. Re:Why Movies Suck by rlauzon · · Score: 1

      Surely that's what anyone would do? No point paying money for nothing.

      My point is that Disney made good use of the public domain - as every artist does. But then Disney-the-Company paid good money to make sure that no one could make use of their works by keeping them (and everything else) out of the public domain.

      Anyway, Peter Pan isn't in public domain, so your point is moot.

      It is in the United States and has been for quite some time.

      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Pan#Copyright_s tatus

    231. Re:Why Movies Suck by somersault · · Score: 1

      yes, I wasn't saying they're all great, but even if the originals were a remake, George Lucas obviously didnt understand what made people like them so much, judging by the prequels. Just because something is a set of episodes doesn't mean it's a remake, but yes presumably a lot of the plot elements had already been done elsewhere, apart from maybe AT-ST walkers having their heads smashed in by little bears with swinging logs.

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    232. Re:Why Movies Suck by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Well then, do it. I'd love to float around in a Ringworld simulator.

  2. Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by DA-MAN · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    No shit there is a decline in profits, the movies have sucked royally recently. I used to watch a movie once a week and I wasn't even that picky. I've seen my share of shitty movies, but this past year and a half or so I haven't been tempted to go see a movie. I've gone maybe three or four times in the past year and a half because I just wasnt interested in anything. My friends talked me into going . . .

    Here's a thought Hollywood, stop making movies about gay cowboys and pimps. Get real writers and try making a quality movie or at the very least a movie about topics that people give a shit about. While you're at it, try removing the commercials in the beginning and lower the price of a movie to under ten dollars. What you lose from price you'll make up for in volume.

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    1. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've gone maybe three or four times in the past year and a half

      "Hollywood, I wish I knew how to quit you..."

    2. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by thedogcow · · Score: 1

      Here's a thought Hollywood, stop making movies about gay cowboys and pimps. Get real writers and try making a quality movie or at the very least a movie about topics that people give a shit about.

      Please. This sentence is hypocritical and trollish. Brokeback Mountain is a good movie with a good script. No, tell Hollywood to stop producing movies like "Date Movie" or "Hostel". People don't know a good movie if presented right in front of them. No, they are just obsessed if it has two homosexuals rather than a guy burning an asians womens eye out.

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    3. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by DA-MAN · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Here's a thought Hollywood, stop making movies about gay cowboys and pimps. Get real writers and try making a quality movie or at the very least a movie about topics that people give a shit about.

      Please. This sentence is hypocritical and trollish. Brokeback Mountain is a good movie with a good script.

      Actually it isn't hypocritical or trollish. It's just worded horribly.

      Gay Cowboys and Pimps == Movies about topics that most people don't really give a shit about. Don't believe me, look at the ticket sales. BBM may have had great writing, and even been a great movie (i don't know, haven't seen it) but very few people cared about the topic.

      As far as the bad writing, do I really need to throw down examples? There are way too many to name.

      My point is clear, if Hollywood wants to make more money they can do one of two things:

      1) Make movies about things people care about. Even if it's not the greatest writing/acting/directing, people will see movies about things they are interested in.

      or

      2) Make movies with good writing. good acting and so on. There is more to movies than special effects

      But if they want to maximize their profits, they can combine 1 & 2.

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    4. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      stop making movies about gay cowboys and pimps

      Comming soon to a theater near you

      He's a gay cowboy.
      He's a new york pimp.

      While each on their own personal vendetta to solve a string of theater realted murders, this unlikely pair team up... with wacky consequences.

      BACKROAD SHAFT
      Staring Heath Ledger and Samuel L. Jackson
      Directed by Ang Lee

      (I feel a decline in my karma).

    5. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would someone please tell me how this is FLAMEBAIT?!?!? (No, I'm not the parent, but I agree with him totally. And even if I didn't -- FLAMEBAIT?!?!)

    6. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by mc+bean · · Score: 0
      BBM may have had great writing, and even been a great movie (i don't know, haven't seen it) but very few people cared about the topic.
      $80M gross and still playing in theatres isn't exactly 'very few people'. Not a blockbuster, but still respectable numbers.

      I haven't seen it though, I swear.
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    7. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Erik+Fish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And by "agree with him totally" you really mean "get the gays and the blacks out of movies!"

      Because you know, there were no movies made this year without gay cowboys or pimps.

    8. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Imho, it's because movies are one-or-the-other. You can either watch dramatic films with great script... about some poor little sexual deviant's tragic life and the various dramatic, sad and angry people that surround them...

      or you can watch a whizz-bang action or comedy flick written by tools and acted by slabs.

      Finally, there's the third category of films - the endless sprawl of "suspense" films that rely on elaborate and pointless supernatural themes, retreads of CSI plots, and A-list actors doing C-list acting. "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" was not that good a film, so why does it deserve to be made over-and-over-again?

      So basically, your options are "Scary Movie", "Van Helsing", "Boys Don't Cry", or "What Lies Beneath". While some of those movies would normally be fine to see once or even twice, whatching the genre get abused over and over again eventually grates on you.

      I want to see Oscar Bid writing and acting outside of the endless repetition of Oscar Bid themes. Not that I have any problem with cancerous, gay, black, alzheimers sufferers - but we've been hit over the head enough.

    9. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Actually, the writing, script and dialog were unremarkable aside from the fact that they were exchanged between two men. If it had been a guy and a girl, the movie would have flopped. The gay cowboy aspect was the only thing the film had going for it.

    10. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny
      Here's a thought Hollywood, stop making movies about gay cowboys and pimps.
      Or at least put them together in the same movie. One of the problems with the Oscars is the Academy has a strong bias towards movies which strive to be Important, rather than entertaining. So producers, directors, etc, particularly those already rich as hell, have a strong incentive to make such movies for the prestige. Obviously a movie can be both, but often enough they sacrifice entertainment value for Importance.
    11. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at least put them together in the same movie

      Cumming soon to a theater near you
      by director Spike Lee

      Gay Black Lesbian Cowboy Pimps!

      We'll show you how the west was really won.

      Folowed by

      Men in Scoring Positions
      An important film about sports (really, it's not gay porn, HONEST!)

    12. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by ChozCunningham · · Score: 1
      Actually, the only reason why I have not seen it is because I suspected the above.

      Gay Cowboys eating Iscream, and being open about it, that I would have paid for. Performing a gay satire of breeder angst? No, thanks. Except for the thanks.

    13. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

      Gay Cowboys and Pimps == Movies about topics that most people don't really give a shit about. Don't believe me, look at the ticket sales. BBM may have had great writing, and even been a great movie (i don't know, haven't seen it) but very few people cared about the topic.

      Um, Brokeback Mountain has already made about $140 million at the box office, worldwide. That's ten times its $14 million production budget. In the US alone it's about to pass $80 million at the box office and has already become the 9th highest-grossing romance pic of all time. Not bad for an R-Rated romance. Clearly, an awful lot of people cared about the topic.

      Since films tend to make at least as much money off of cable, pay per view and DVD as they do in the theaters, you're looking at a probable total haul of $300 million for Brokeback Mountain. Not bad for maybe a $30 million investment, including production, distribution & marketing costs.

      Compare and contrast to Spielberg's mainstream political thriller Munich, which cost $75 million to produce, at least another $30 million to promote and distribute, but which has only returned a paltry $50 million of domestic box office. Or worse, Michael Bay's sci-fi thriller The Island, which cost an estimated $122 million just to produce, yet grossed a pathetic $35 million in its domestic run.

      I'm sure Hollywood wishes it had sunk less money into supposedly-mainstream duds like Munich and The Island and produced a few more films like Brokeback Mountain this past year that, according to you, "very few people cared about".

    14. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Where are the political movies and social commentaries of earlier generations!

      Hollywood has been sissified.

    15. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      Gay Cowboys and Pimps == Movies about topics that most people don't really give a shit about. Don't believe me, look at the ticket sales. BBM may have had great writing, and even been a great movie (i don't know, haven't seen it) but very few people cared about the topic.

      Brokeback Mountain was made so cheaply (mostly because expensive American actors were afraid it might be a career killer) that it turned a profit, but it didn't make much more money than The Dukes Of Hazzard . Despite what some might think, the fact is that most of America did NOT have any interest in Brokeback Mountain .

    16. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by birder · · Score: 1

      This was brought up in another movie thread and I agree with it. Hollywood doesn't make a profit on movies, this is a widely accepted fact of their tax tricks. Regardless, the money spent on a movie is sunk into Hollywood. That $122 million for The Island greased a lot of pockets, both of the studio and the sub companies that are tied to them (from food, wardrobe, lighting, effects, etc). More so that the $14M for BBM.

    17. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by deacon · · Score: 1
      What the original base post said:

      Here's a thought Hollywood, stop making movies about gay cowboys and pimps.

      What you said:

      And by "agree with him totally" you really mean "get the gays and the blacks out of movies!"

      The fact that "pimp" and "black" are synonyms in your mind makes every decent person on /. sick.

      Go sit in the corner and think about what is going on in your head.

    18. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by incom · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's business. If the money spending audience contains many people who want to watch films with strong characters they can identify with, it's stupid to bitch when they aren't watching the movies that are missing that. I want to see a movie with a strong white male, who isn't a bumbling idiot, doesn't play the "bad guy", experiences hardships, and does something epic. Not some "stupid goy" stereotype or "white devil" stereotype, not some femmy metrosexual, or woman abuser. And certainly not a "thug" or a homosexual or anything like that. It's not descrimination, it's preference for stuff that is relevent to my life experience. Movies like 2001, LOTR, braveheart, stuff like that. Even history of violence was pretty good. I'm tired of people calling be a bigot for disliking the out of touch worldview of most hollywood movies, that either expect you to be an idiot, giggling like a jackass at juvenile humour, or somebody who is phillic to "exotic culture".

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    19. Re:Damn it's tough being a pimp . . . by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      The fact that "pimp" and "black" are synonyms in your mind makes every decent person on /. sick.

      I don't think they really were synonyms in the original poster's mind. He was trying to set up a strawman arguement against the grandparent by injecting a nonexistant racial arguement into the grandparent's post to make it easier to take down.

  3. Simple formula by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [sarcasm] Ticket prices rising, movie quality decreasing = fewer ticket sales. Go figure [/sarcasm]

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    1. Re:Simple formula by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Ticket prices rising, movie quality decreasing = fewer ticket sales. Go figure

      Don't know where you live, but where I do they've only gone up a buck or two in the past 7 years.

      Really, it's the quality of writing and diversity of acting.

      Lucas said the Age of the Blockbuster, $200 million films, is over. I can't really see that. If you spent $200 million making a really incredible picture, it would bring in the audiences and pay for itself many times over. Problem is they spend $200 million on a bad movie.

      Case in point: Spielberg's War of the Worlds. I loved the animation, but Cruise? Give me a break! And that story? What crack-addicted pulp-writing hack came up with that? Geez. Imagine how awesome it would be if he'd picked a few unknown, high quality actors and followed the original book, as Pendragon tried to do? This effort was sick!

      Steve lost cred with me, now I have to scrutinize his offerings, like Munich (which was above average, but missed some facts.)

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    2. Re:Simple formula by Kamineko · · Score: 1

      That phrase should be recorded by John Lithgow.

    3. Re:Simple formula by SeeMyNuts! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IMO, it's more than that. I've been to a movie theatre only a few times in as many years, and it never fails that there is some obnoxious person kicking my chair or talking or, once, making rude noises during the movie. There is no common courtesy observed at theatres, these days. And let's not even mention cell phones (oops).

      Add that on top of going to a movie being as expensive as a nice dinner for two, well of course pirates with camcorders are to blame!

    4. Re:Simple formula by SpectralDesign · · Score: 1

      The only thing sarcastic I see about that statement is the final two words... the rest is spot-on.

      If the wife and I want to go see a movie, get a single bag of popcorn, & a single drink, it's going to cost us over $50.00 CAD. The price of tickets here in Toronto is extremely out-of-alignment with the value of the entertainment. I can rent one new video-game or two new movies a week for more than a month on the same budget, or... hrm, spend it to watch a 90 minute flick in a small theater with sticky floors, people's cellphones going off, and a ton of commercials to-boot.

      [sarcasm]It's a shock to anyone which entertainment venue I might prefer?[/sarcasm]

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    5. Re:Simple formula by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Ticket pricing is an interesting one because I have an easy comparison: I live very near a good quality second run cinema - the theatres are all decent quality, it's just that the films are all second run. Matinees and Tuesdays are $3 (Canadian), evenings sessions are $4.25. At that price I've found mself going to the movies far more often than I ever used to, and seeing a lot more films on a whim. That means I've sat through some crap, but I've also run into films that I enjoyed far more than I might have expected. It is surprising how much more motivating it is to see a film when it will cost you less than $5.

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    6. Re:Simple formula by TheMotedOne · · Score: 1

      Steve lost cred with me, now I have to scrutinize his offerings, like Munich (which was above average, but missed some facts.)

      You realize of course that Munich is not a documentary right? When writing fiction historical facts take the back seat.

    7. Re:Simple formula by Popcorn+Dave · · Score: 1
      Lucas said the Age of the Blockbuster, $200 million films, is over. I can't really see that. If you spent $200 million making a really incredible picture, it would bring in the audiences and pay for itself many times over. Problem is they spend $200 million on a bad movie.

      This just in: Paramount announced today they intend to spend at least $200 million in a remake of Might Joe Young to capitalize on the success of King Kong.

      Now if we could just get the Wayans Brothers to do their version of the Blackula series...

    8. Re:Simple formula by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      This just in: Paramount announced today they intend to spend at least $200 million in a remake of Might Joe Young to capitalize on the success of King Kong.

      Now if we could just get the Wayans Brothers to do their version of the Blackula series...

      Meanwhile, where the fsck is this?

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    9. Re:Simple formula by shitdrummer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention shit like this happening.

      Shitdrummer.

    10. Re:Simple formula by frankthechicken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have an alternative formula,

      Vast Profits = Mass ticket sales = Aim for lowest common denominator

      Recent failure at box office = Aimed too low = Aim higher next time

      Alternatively,

      Massive success at box office = Could we improve by aiming even lower?

      Hence the cyclical nature of Hollywood.

      Though of course the main reason box office sales have fallen is Home Cinema, why expend the excess energy travelling to the theatre, only to put up with monkeys and their cell phones / repellent smelling popcorn/snacks, general obnoxiousness of humanity.

    11. Re:Simple formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correlation does not equal causation.

    12. Re:Simple formula by DoninIN · · Score: 1

      Case in point: Spielberg's War of the Worlds. I loved the animation, but Cruise? Give me a break! And that story? What crack-addicted pulp-writing hack came up with that? Geez. Imagine how awesome it would be if he'd picked a few unknown, high quality actors and followed the original book, as Pendragon tried to do? This effort was sick!
      That would be H.G. Wells, the story follows the book fairly faithfully minus the change to modern day USA instead of victorian England, the problem is that people have been "borrowing" from this theme for right about a century. That and the fact that Cruise was awful.

    13. Re:Simple formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but I call BS on that. I live in Toronto and two tickets, one pop and one bag of popcorn costs at best $35.

    14. Re:Simple formula by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Made in 1998 at an estimated cost of $90 million http://imdb.com/title/tt0120751/

      I think Robert Townsend could do a better Blackula.

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    15. Re:Simple formula by AJWM · · Score: 1

      That would be H.G. Wells, the story follows the book fairly faithfully minus the change to modern day USA instead of victorian England,

      Um, no. There's no way to follow the book "fairly" faithfully if you make that change. (And that's not the fault of Wells, but of whoever decided to make that change.) That just does too much violence to some of the story, and would result in something utterly stupid. Oh, wait...

      Seriously, I haven't seen that version of the movie. The previews turned me right off. I've read the book a number of times, saw George Pal's version, listened to Jeff Wayne's musical version (which is excellent, and there are strong rumors of a film version in the works) and have the Pendragon version. It's not the England -> USA setting change that's the problem, but the Victorian -> present day change. (George Pal's version suffered for that too.) The differences in technology and what we knew/know about the universe are just too great.

      Oh, somebody could do a properly updated version (well, in fact they did -- but that wasn't quite what I had in mind) but the story would have to be rewritten by a competent (ie best-selling and/or Hugo-winning) SF writer first.

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    16. Re:Simple formula by beoswulf · · Score: 1



      I don't believe you are familiar with the story, you probably only read it decades ago as a child, and even then you misinterpreted it for a mere space opera with aliens eating people...

      The original "War of the Worlds" was a serious statement about the futility of war. By the end of the book look at what happen to our planet, all the bad guys were dead, their killing machines halted, but our cities, our civilization and our population was decimated. The survivors would never escape the effects of the war, they'd never see humanity recover, they'd never see the Earth's scars heal.

      Note in the original story not a single tripod or alien was directly harmed by a human, and that was element was crucial to the story HG Well's message about how there isn't always a hero that rises up when things reach their worst to save the day.
      Spielberg's version was just a gung-ho for war, US Army recruitment propaganda where an "army of one" singlehandely destroys an alien tripod all by himself.

    17. Re:Simple formula by fermion · · Score: 1
      Not to mention rising prices. Increasing, movie theatres have consolidated. Instead of having movie theatre withing a couple miles, the new dogma is to have megatheaters, and if one is within 10 miles that is close enough to the customers.

      When I was growing up going to a movie was inexpensive and easy. A short drive and my parents got two hours of silence. Even a few years ago I had a regular theater within a couple miles of me. Now, I am more likely to go see an art house movie as I have a couple of those close by, but to see a popular movie I have to go to an area that the movie house finds convinent.

      And this realy is the problem. The arrogance of the industry. I am expected to inconvinence myself to go consume their product. I mean, Wal*mart knows thier locations are inconvinent, but they make for it in price. Regular grocery stores do not force customers to drive far away. Malls actively try to create a lifestyle to attract customers. What do movie theaters do. Frankly, very little.

      So it is just not the lack of quality product, it is the lack of availability of quality product. The producers created such expensive product, and demanded such high returns, that they destroyed their distribution channel.

      And, one other thing on that note. One innovation could have been pure digital movies. Save money on film, transportation, etc. Studios probably could have footed the retrofit bill. The main reason they did not, I believe, is so they keep distribution costs high and squeeze out competitors. What was the results? People like me spend my money at the local theatres that show the art films and not the megaplexes. What happened at the Oscars, independent films won the day, even though some of the mainstream films were equally good or better.

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    18. Re:Simple formula by Siffy · · Score: 1

      Cost to rent a DVD: $5
      Price of a case of beer: $15
      4 bags of microwavable popcorn: $4
      Not having to listen to ignorant comments made by strangers and not missing anything by being able to pause when you gotta piss: priceless.
      Total cost: $24 for the movie and drinking games. Yeah, you're not getting ripped off. Oh wait, my costs are USD, so I'd be paying about 50x what you would in Toronto. Can I ask, why do y'all call it pop?

    19. Re:Simple formula by DoninIN · · Score: 1

      Don't misunderstand me, it's a bad movie, and not in the "so bad it's good" sense, it's just bad, I reread the original novel just before the movie came out so I had it fresh in my mind. I suppose it would be more accurate to say that the Speilberg version recycled most of the key plot points and touched on the elements of the original story. ID4 is not just a terrible recycling of Well's story it's a mishmash of all of the stories which had previously recycled elements of the War of the Worlds.

    20. Re:Simple formula by DoninIN · · Score: 1
      Nope, I just read the novel again in the months before the film came out, along with "Food of the Gods" and the one where they go to the moon, I'm familiar with Well's incredibly preachy and shall we say "statement rich" style, but while his deeper messages may be what keeps critics and intellectuals interested in his work for the last century or so to me it's the pulp fun of his stories that make them truly great. Granted it's pulp paced at a start of the twentieth century pace.

      Let me wander completely off topic for a second to do two things, 1 point out that most of HG Wells work is available through project Gutenberg, and recommend that anyone who likes Wells download and read The War in the Air by H. G. Wells which you can find here

    21. Re:Simple formula by JAFSlashdotter · · Score: 1
      I think there's something else to be said about the fact that if a movie actually sounds like it is good (big IF), I can wait a few weeks, pick up the DVD for $19.95 (or less) and 4 of us can watch the director's cut on a big screen HDTV with 7.1 surround sound, adult beverages, no cell phones, pause, delivery pizza, no ticket lines or convenience fees in a room climate controlled to my comfort level. And, if the movie is REALLY good, I can watch it again and again, no extra charge.

      Even with "VIP passes" from Costco, I'm looking at $30 for four of us to go to the movies ONCE, plus probably another $20 in refreshments to hear someone's cell phone go off while I sit in an uncomfortable seat with people talking around me and blocking my view when they leave for the concession stand or restroom while I freeze my ass off.

      So... combine that with a lacklustre selection of movies, and I think it becomes clear why box office sales are down. Twenty years ago, there were not nearly as many home theaters.

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    22. Re:Simple formula by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      how about, a pop and a popcorn each. and buy the tickets via one of those overpriced internet things like fandango or moviephone...

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    23. Re:Simple formula by scotch · · Score: 1

      I agree that WoW was uninspiring. However, I disagree with the notion that directors and screenwriters should follow a story absolutely when making a movie from a book or a remake. There is much great art that is made in an interpretive way, and many good movies have taken small to quite large liberties with original source work.

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    24. Re:Simple formula by tourvil · · Score: 1
      From the link:
      Annoyed by the disruption, Ms Clayton, a former Sunshine Coast councillor, put her finger to her mouth, signalling to the woman to shush, then touched her on the shoulder twice.

      The other woman then stood up and started shouting expletives at Ms Clayton before storming out of the cinema.

      Police arrived and escorted Ms Clayton out of the theatre.

      The maligned woman told officers Ms Clayton had been "invading her private space" and accused the Australian of assault.

      I weep for the future of my country (USA). If anything, the woman who called the police should have been fined for wasting the officer's time.
    25. Re:Simple formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note in the original story not a single tripod or alien was directly harmed by a human, and that was element was crucial to the story HG Well's message about how there isn't always a hero that rises up when things reach their worst to save the day.


      There isn't a specific 'Hero' named in the book, but there was damage done to the aliens by humans:

      CHAPTER TWELVE
      WHAT I SAW OF THE DESTRUCTION OF WEYBRIDGE AND SHEPPERTON
      "I gave a cry of astonishment. I saw and thought nothing of the
      other four Martian monsters; my attention was riveted upon the nearer
      incident. Simultaneously two other shells burst in the air near the
      body as the hood twisted round in time to receive, but not in time to
      dodge, the fourth shell.

      The shell burst clean in the face of the Thing. The hood bulged,
      flashed, was whirled off in a dozen tattered fragments of red flesh
      and glittering metal.

      "Hit!" shouted I, with something between a scream and a cheer."


      CHAPTER FOURTEEN
      IN LONDON
      "Five of the machines had been seen moving towards the Thames, and one, by a happy chance, had been destroyed."

    26. Re:Simple formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lately the adults in my area have been ushering the teens out of movies because they are so disruptive. They sit in the front rows and bustle around, screaming and playing little games. Unlike the story you linked, all the adults in the theater band together and noone says a word to us when we boot the kids out.

    27. Re:Simple formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I went to a theater, it was 3 bedwetters (boys, about 14) tossing hard candy over their heads into the crowd behind them. Kids these days(R)!

    28. Re:Simple formula by mellon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, the irony is that I thought it was chillingly good. Sure, Cruise is hidden behind his eyes as usual, but the story isn't Cruise. The story is the situation they're in. I've seen, heard and read several renditions of War of the Worlds, and this one was done quite well. The whole point of the story is the feeling of doom, of a situation that is completely unresolvable, and what people in that situation do. The sight of a person covered with the dust of his vaporized neighbors, with the breakdown of law and order. There were some visuals in this movie that were just amazing, and the action at the beginning was brilliant. The one thing in the movie that I thought completely sucked came at the very end - if you've seen the movie I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. But to me the movie seemed very true to the story as it's evolved in its many incarnations, and some of the visuals really felt like the kind of thing H.G. Wells would have wanted to see if he'd had a say in making it. Who would you want as the main character in the movie? Cruise' dissociation was perfect.

    29. Re:Simple formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trust me the people that buy from pirates would have never of seen the film anyway because it just ain't worth seeing.

    30. Re:Simple formula by AJWM · · Score: 1

      However, I disagree with the notion that directors and screenwriters should follow a story absolutely when making a movie from a book or a remake.

      Oh, I wasn't suggesting that. Even if the director/screenwriter wanted to, it's often very difficult to translate from one medium to another. (Although film has had a big influence on fiction -- there's much more dialog and description and much less exposition and long monologues than in older works.) Character's internal thought processes (if written from omniscient or first person viewpoint) is very hard to do on film without resorting to voice-over or adding a character for the other to explain everything to (both hokey solutions).

      And yes, there's always room for works that add to or reinterpret an original in some creative way. (Myself, I'd like to see a version of WotW set maybe a couple of decades later than Wells's, where we have aircraft and the beginnings of quantum theory -- the latter to help us figure out the IR lasers that the Martian's heat-ray almost surely must be. And then we start fighting back. (What can I say, I was heavily influenced by John W. Campbell's editorship of Analog at a tender age.) Maybe I'll write it myself.)

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    31. Re:Simple formula by Popcorn+Dave · · Score: 1
      I think Robert Townsend could do a better Blackula.

      He probably could.

      I still can't believe that anybody in their right mind would remake Mighty Joe Young. That was the first bad old remake I could think of other than Plan 9 From Outer Space, but I think that was sort of covered in the Ed Wood movie. Ah well.

    32. Re:Simple formula by tsotha · · Score: 1
      I weep for the future of my country (USA). If anything, the woman who called the police should have been fined for wasting the officer's time.

      If it had been me she wouldn't be wasting the officer's time, but she would have found it pretty difficult to call the cops while I was wringing her neck. I've had my fill of people who don't know when not to take a phone call.

    33. Re:Simple formula by scotch · · Score: 1

      If you write it, I'll read it. Or they will come. Or something.

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    34. Re:Simple formula by ckotchey · · Score: 1

      Ridiculous prices for the ticket +
      Ridiculous prices for the snacks +
      Lousy Movies +
      If I miss it, it'll be out on DVD next week anyway =
      Why bother to go?

      I think the industry really shot themselves in the foot by rushing the films out to DVD so quickly. They removed the "if you don't see it now, who knows when you'll get your next chance" factor.

    35. Re:Simple formula by Vejadu · · Score: 1

      I hope that some movie theaters adopt cell phone blocking technology. The theater should make it official policy, with posters, signs, pre-movie ads, etc, that inform people that this theater disables cell phone signals inside each screen.. Most people turn off their cell phones before the movie begins anyway, so this will only weed out those who find it acceptable to treat a public movie theater like their living room, oblivious to the fact that they're being incredibly rude to everyone trying to enjoy the movie. If you're expecting an important call, don't go see a movie at this particular theater. Of course, emergencies happen in which someone may need to contact you immediately, but the occasion of calls like that are extremely rare. Most of us got along just fine without cell phones ten years ago. I think we can get by without them for two hours when we're at the movies.

    36. Re:Simple formula by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that you can borrow DVDs from some public libraries for free. The DVDs usually have closed captioning, and sometimes alternate language audio, and alternate language closed captioning. This is great for those who are hard of hearing, and/or those who want to learn a new language. You could literally use the DVD for several, several hours before being finished with it. You could instantly replay the last few seconds, in case you missed something, thus making the experience more interactive.

      It's a totally different experience.

      I hate sitting in theatres, wondering what the characters said.

    37. Re:Simple formula by jonhainer · · Score: 1

      [sarcasm] Ticket prices rising, movie quality decreasing = fewer ticket sales. Go figure [/sarcasm]

      When you adjust for inflation, ticket prices aren't really rising. I remember that movie tickets were $3.00 for adults when Star Wars came out in 1977. At that time the median household income was $13,572. The median household income is now $44,389. That's 3.27 times higher than in 1977. If you apply that to ticket prices, you get $9.81, which is pretty close to ticket prices in most major cities.

  4. did you see the oscars? by adpowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think two of the people speaking were trying to convince the audience to go see movies in theatres, "There is nothing like being part of the a community and watching a great film on the giant silver screen" or whatever. This made me a little sick. I rarely see movies in theatres these days because the other viewers are often inconsiderate (mainly by being loud and obnoxious), the tickets are expensive, and the theatres are often of poor quality (dirty, bad sound, poor projection, etc.). For the price of sending two people to the theatre, you can buy the freakin' DVD in a few months (I'm very thankfully for the quicker DVD release turn around these days).

    1. Re:did you see the oscars? by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to agree with you. I used to *love* going to see movies but in the past few years I'd much rather wait for it on DVD and watch it from the peace and quiet of my home. It's just not worth it going to a theatre anymore expect for those rare releases you know you want to watch on a big screen.

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    2. Re:did you see the oscars? by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 4, Funny

      don't forget all the extra ads they show in the trailers! nothing like paying $26 for yourself and a date to eat some popcorn and watch ads! oh wait, this is /., forget the date...

    3. Re:did you see the oscars? by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Another thing I forgot to mention, it no longer has the romantic appeal it once may have held. Most movie theatres these days are huge corporate chains that all look the same and don't have any spunk or individuality.

      Also, when we do fork over our money to see movies in the theatre, they treat us like criminals: trying to prevent us from having cameras and other perfectly reasonable devices.

    4. Re:did you see the oscars? by darthservo · · Score: 1

      Did they dare cross the line and say DRM was good?

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    5. Re:did you see the oscars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also forget leaving the parents basement..

    6. Re:did you see the oscars? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, there was applause at the end of Good Night, and Good Luck when I saw it last week at the Alamo. That made me proud of my community.

      Even if it is basically just the Crucible being retold. ;p

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    7. Re:did you see the oscars? by moexu · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I went to see Star Wars Episode III in the theater, the first movie I'd been to since about 3 years prior. I had to sit through a full half hour of commercials and trailers before they even started the f*cking movie. The theater was packed, there were kids running up and down the aisles, people on cell phones, and others who just wouldn't shut up. If that's a typical "theater experience" I'll wait for the damned thing to come out on DVD, thank you very much.

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    8. Re:did you see the oscars? by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      Yes, forget the date. Double the popcorn, though!

    9. Re:did you see the oscars? by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      Well the room was declared *full* of strangers. Certainly a date would at least be partially known to you. Clearly we'd only pay 13 bucks.

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    10. Re:did you see the oscars? by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      I had to sit through a full half hour of commercials and trailers before they even started the f*cking movie. The theater was packed

      Do you think one might have something to do with the other? They're probably threw on tons of additional commercials because they knew they'd have a captive full house. I would've waited a month and then gone and saw it if I wanted to see it.. then you just walk in 10 minutes after the show time and the movie is just starting. Perfect. If you go on opening nights then you have to deal with a packed house full of nerds running around in their Jar Jar Binks outfits. I haven't seen a movie in a theater in at least a year since my daughter was born since it's just not worth it trying to arrange a babysitter when we have Netflix.

    11. Re:did you see the oscars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you get right down to it though, nothing beats the "Ideal Movie Theatre Experience."

      For some, it is a substitute cathedral. It allows those that have no community otherwise to enjoy a few hours in mutual absorption. The simple requirement is that all children under the age of 17 should be banished from matinees. Most of us aren't such socially hostile, introverted geeks that we can't tolerate a few aptly timed catcall though.

      At some point, you really have to look at the MPAA ratings as a blessing rather than some merely a superfluous division between the world of ordinary individuals, and the special artificial world of wholesome families. There is absolutely no place in this world for either geriatrics or children, and it is really time we put it in print to that effect so that the kids stop feeling the drive to acting out their desires to seem useful and significant. At the same time we deny them access to society, we can just stop pretending that we have some mature expectations of them.

    12. Re:did you see the oscars? by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      don't forget all the extra ads they show in the trailers! nothing like paying $26 for yourself and a date to eat some popcorn and watch ads!

      Those aren't ads! Those are the "Pre-Show Entertainment", according to National Amusements cinemas. They're trying to entertain you before the show even begins and all you can do is rag on them. It's no wonder studios aren't willing to put the effort into making good movies with that attitude. >:(

    13. Re:did you see the oscars? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ........I'd much rather wait for it on DVD and watch it from the peace and quiet of my home.......

      Renting a film that can be safely shown to families with children is the way to go. Projecting a huge picture on a wall and a multi-speaker sound system together with drinks and popcorn is a great way to have a good time with the families of friends. For the price of a movie ticket we can entertain a dozen people on a rainy Friday night.

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    14. Re:did you see the oscars? by neoform · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no date, but the $26 still stands.. most slashdotter's can't fit in a single seat..

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    15. Re:did you see the oscars? by hazem · · Score: 1

      Do you think one might have something to do with the other?

      No, not really... it's pretty much ads from the moment you enter the theatre until the film actually starts - which is often 10 to 15 minutes after the advertised time, and regardless of the film.

      You can't even enjoy a conversation with your companions before the film starts because the ads and pointless trivia games (designed to ensure the ads have sunk in) make so much fucking noise.

      So, lets see... $10 for a ticket, $7.50 for a coke and popcorn, traffic, idiots in the parking lot, all so I can sit for 40 minutes and watch ads to finally see the movie. Oh yeah, double that if there's a date.

      No thank you. Who wants to put up with that.

      If I just HAVE to see a movie, I go to one of the 2nd-run theatres that show movies for $3.00 while I enjoy a pizza and beer.

    16. Re:did you see the oscars? by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Alamo is a great chain. The alcohol insures there aren't any kids and they generally have great movies to watch, even if some of the Alamo's theatres cater to the LCD-type of movies. Good mix of mainstream, arthouse and cult/camp.

    17. Re:did you see the oscars? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      oh wait, this is /., forget the date...

      Nooooooooooooo!!!!! So.... close....

      Look, I understand. $26 isn't enough, so name your price. She doesn't even have to watch all the ads, just one or two.

    18. Re:did you see the oscars? by Yaldabaoth · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I like to wait for DVDs, too, since I got a great home theater setup. There's another factor you're forgetting, though: My home theater is deliciously close to my fridge, which contains all manner of tasty alcoholic beverages ... ohh, yes.

      Oddly, I'm kind of fuzzy on how a lot of movies end.

    19. Re:did you see the oscars? by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      I still ike to see "epics" at the theatre. Star Wars, Troy, stuff that looks and sounds better on the big screen. I also go to see small "artsy" films that can be hard to find on DVD, but do get shown regularly at the smaller theares in town. Luckily, where I live there are lots of good, well maintained theatres.

      But pickings have been slim this year. I buy discount coupons in bulk (3 kids), but there hasn't been anything worth watching in 4 or 5 weeks. I'll go see a movie a week if there is something good to see. Rotten Tomatoes has saved many a wasted afternoon. You see the add on TV or the trailer in the theatre, the action looks cool, the story doesn't seem too stupid, so I check it out and find out its getting 13% or 5%!! Read a couple of reviews (sometimes I like "bad" movies) just to make sure it realy does suck. I used to have to chance it because it might be gone before a friend saw it. Now bad movies don't get a weeks grace, they get opening day grace.

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    20. Re:did you see the oscars? by robgamble · · Score: 1

      No, no, THIS is the poster-boy for Slashdot. I think you can fit three in the cup holder at the theater.

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    21. Re:did you see the oscars? by Control-Z · · Score: 1

      Yeah the ads piss me off majorly. I pay ~$22 for the tickets and there were ~10 minutes of ads before the previews. A lot of Coke ads. Blog at mycoke.com. Who the fuck would want to do that? Ads in movie theatres, great idea, they can piss off a whole theatre of paying customers that have already been majorly gouged for the tickets and snacks.

      And it's even worse with kids. Taking my GF and our 2 kids to the movies cost ~$22 for the tickets (this was early-afternoon prices) and ~$15 for 2 kid's packs with SMALL drinks and a small (no I don't want the large for a quarter extra, it's already $3.85!!!) Dr Pep for me and the GF to share. That's $37 when we could have bought a 2-liter soda for .99, microwave popcorn for ~$3, and rented a movie for $3. $37 versus $7.

      I will say the experience of actually going out and watching a movie in a theatre is good, but the economics just don't work.

    22. Re:did you see the oscars? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      What's reasonable about cameras in the cinema? Seems to be where all those dodgy DVDs come from that people try to sell at work.

    23. Re:did you see the oscars? by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Many people carry cameras with them at all times, in case something interesting happens. This is becoming even more common now that so many cell phones have cameras on them.

      Also, the few movies I see are the ones folks tend to dress up for (like LotR) or ones that we make an event of going to see (hanging out on the sidewalk in front of the theatre for three ours (again, for Lotr)), so I want to have a camera to capture images of folks dressed up.

      And honestly, who the fuck watches theatre rips? Those are horrible and I can't imagine ever wanting to watch those. The bigger threat is people in the movie industry itself that leak screener DVDs which are high quality and easy to make duplicates from.

    24. Re:did you see the oscars? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The ironic thing is that the Oscars rarely give credit to films that I'd see at the cinema. They shun comedy and big action movies in favour of drama and romance.

      Drama and Romance films, I'll wait for DVD. They don't gain a whole lot at the cinema, where action is enhanced by it.

      Oh, and animation. And as Oscar has now treated animation movies as 2nd rate, they're missing out on some of the best cinema out there.

  5. This probably means... by GlennYaHeard · · Score: 0

    More people getting fined for downloading movies. They will just blame it on torrents, p2p, and so on.

  6. Bwahaha by LordSnooty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTFA: "We are exploring new ways to reach more people using innovative methods of communication and distribution."

    I'm sure they are, but their big problem is that we already explored all that five years ago. Time to catch up, Hollywood, and fast!

    1. Re:Bwahaha by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      FTFA: "We are exploring new ways to reach more people using innovative methods of communication and distribution."

      I'm sure they are, but their big problem is that we already explored all that five years ago. Time to catch up, Hollywood, and fast!

      You're referring to Blair Witch Project, right?

      Sounds too much like they think the failing is due to not enough hype or viral marketing.

      I think often enough I see trailers before the feature I'm going to see and use them to check things off my list of "Will Ever See", because all the good bits are essentially there.

      There's probably also the odds a lot of people skip because they can just wait 4 months for the DVD, but I tend to buy DVD's of movies I already saw and liked.

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    2. Re:Bwahaha by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they are, but their big problem is that we already explored all that five years ago. Time to catch up, Hollywood, and fast!

      There are some interesting experiments going on, just not from Hollywood. Soderbergh with Bubble, and Winterbottom with The Road to Guantanamo, are demonstrating that simultaneous release on DVD and in cinemas (and on TV for Bubble, and the internet for Guantanamo) can be more effective than people anticipated. Sure neither release has set the world afire with its takings, but both are small arthouses films that were never expected to rake in the cash - they have performed remarkably well given the small niche market that they are aimed at.

      Jedidiah.

    3. Re:Bwahaha by Sancho · · Score: 1

      One way would be to offer extras for the film in the theater that /aren't/ available on the DVD. That would even give them Yet Another DVD Version 5 years later, if the film were particularly successful. Otherwise, short DVD turnaround times coupled with home theater systems and an overall bad experience at movie theaters will continue to be factors in the decreasing ticket sales.

    4. Re:Bwahaha by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Not likely. The DVDs usually have the extended or director's cut because theater releases are cut down to fit in around 100 minutes running time. Very rarely is there a theater release over 2 hours long.

  7. What, they didn't blame piracy? by crimethinker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm shocked that the MPAA spokesweasel didn't blame piracy. Shocked, I tell you.

    And yes, I'll agree with the submitter's remarks - most movies nowadays are pure shite, little more than CGI thrown everywhere to try to cover a pathetic script. Oh, and don't forget the half-hour of commercials before the movie, too. And they always seem to start the commercials at the published start time. So you arrive half an hour late, trying to skip the commercials, and *this* movie was the one with only 15 minutes of crap in front of it.

    I wait for the DVD nowadays. Cheaper, too.

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    1. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by scaryjohn · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm shocked that the MPAA spokesweasel didn't blame piracy. Shocked, I tell you.

      They figured out the real problem isn't pirates... It's ninjas!

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    2. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by JPriest · · Score: 3, Insightful
      2 Tickets + porcorn + soda = > $30
      All that money and you get 15 minutes of some of the same commercials shown on daytime TV for free anwyway. I usuaully show up 15 minutes late, but sometimes it leaves me with crappy seats.

      I used to go to the movies all the time (every week), but after sitting though the RIAA painter and stuntmans anti piracy rants about 50 times I all but quit going. I still go see great movies, but for most stuff I just add it to the Netflix queue and they ship me the DVD when it becomes available.

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    3. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by MustardMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      They figured out the real problem isn't pirates... It's ninjas!

      Come on, everyone knows the anti-pirate is a lumberjack, not a ninja.

    4. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by Dragoonmac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those *&@#ers.
      I remember I was leading a raid group in Molten Core and There was a rare drop of "Firewall" - some chinese farmer completely ninja'd it off me claiming need than hearthing... man It was on Usenet the next day.

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    5. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. Ninjas have REAL ULTIMATE POWER. What do pirates have that can compete with that?

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    6. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. Ninjas have REAL ULTIMATE POWER. What do pirates have that can compete with that?

      Booze and booty. I mean, once you have REAL ULTIMATE POWER what are you going to use it to get anyways??!

    7. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's exactly what a ninja would say.

    8. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      They figured out the real problem isn't pirates... It's ninjas!

      Those darn ninjas ... they're wacky!

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    9. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard there was this one time a ninja went to see a movie that was so shit the ninja just flipped out and killed the whole town!!

    10. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? by bobamu · · Score: 1

      plus pirates have boaties, and witty one liners *arr*

  8. Home Theaters by expressovi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With the sale of home theaters on the rise I think that can also attribute to some of the loss. Many people I know who buy a home theater say they now have no reason to go the theater. I just got mine and I always ask why go out?

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    1. Re:Home Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. I don't have a "home theater". I have a 27" Samsung DynaFlat and a cheapie Samsung DVD/VCR combo. In fact, only one person I know has anything that could qualify as a "home theater", but no one I know sees movies in the theater anymore.

      The movie studios and theater industry have lost the older viewers (and I'm not even 30 yet!), probably for good. Not because of "home theaters" but because even without a "home theater" the home experience is far superior to the theater experience. Heck, for the price of two tickets you can rent (and then buy if desired) the DVD two months later.

      A theater is now nothing more than a place for young people to hang out.

    2. Re:Home Theaters by expressovi · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would disagree...I am in your category of young people and I can tell you that the theater is the last place you will see me and my friends. Also to the general public a home theater is 5.1 surround sound. In my case 5.1 and a mitsubishi projector. With some paint and creativity my basement is how I want my movie experience to be. With the price of DLP projecters lowering it's easily becoming more affordable to buy one of these than say a rear projection t.v. which until recently had on of the worst vewing angle of any t.v.'s I had viewed.

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    3. Re:Home Theaters by misleb · · Score: 1

      There is something to be said for seeing a movie in a theater with lots of other people. A comedy can seem a lot funnier when 100 other people are laughing around you. In general, I think the moods of others really rubs off. Contact high? I still rent movies by the boat load from Netflix, but there's always that one movie the comes along only once in a while that I want to see in the theater.

      -matthew

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    4. Re:Home Theaters by rkilstrom · · Score: 1

      Not to mention when was the last time they allowed you to openly bring beer or anything else decent to drink in to the theater. I have nice home setup, a 120" diag screen with a projector at 9 feet and 7.1 surround in a dedicated room. I'd rather buy it or rent it in a few months.

    5. Re:Home Theaters by Kommander+Kool · · Score: 1
      I agree that the rise of home theaters is a factor in the decline of box-office sales. I've had a small home theater setup for some time now: A 36" CRT Panasonic TV and Onkyo 5.1 receiver paired with excellent Cambridge Soundworks speakers in a medium-medium/small living room. I would prefer a bigger television, particularly given the fact that mine has a standard aspect ratio. However, I'm glad I went with a conventional CRT screen when I bought mine a few years ago, because then, and even up until about now, it quite simply produces the best image. My receiver is more than adequate for my purposes, as well.

      All that being said, there are certain movies you really want to see on a big screen, e.g. King Kong, Lord of the Rings, etc... There is a local single-screen movie theater in my area that seats 620+ people. I used to be the assistant manager there -- my first real job right out of high school. The screen is enormous and the sound system is top-of-the-line. (I used to pump CDs of mine out of it at the end of the night!) :)

      I digress. The point I'm getting at is that these kinds of huge theaters should always have a place. The auditoriums you'll find at the local multiplex have nothing on them. It's exciting to feel the waves of emotion rolling over a huge audience during a quality film. That kind of experience is worth the price of admission. -Of course, "quality" is the operative word here, and there has been a definite lack of it during the past year(s). I've rented or purchased all but a handful of the new movies I've seen in the last year.

    6. Re:Home Theaters by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You can get a cheapo 5.1 DVD/ theater combo for somewhere between $60 and $80 at walmart. (i dunno, maybe even less now..) Although underpowered for any real space, it works fine for the tiny living room I have it in, and sounds much clearer than the underpowered* sound systems many theaters have.

      *the SPEAKERS are underpowered. the amps however are not. The resulting overmodulated crappyness is unpleasant to say the least.

      that fact is, audio is a pretty mature technology now, so high quality gear is available very inexpensively.

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    7. Re:Home Theaters by SloppyElvis · · Score: 1

      Excellent point; I'm glad someone finally made it. My home theater didn't cost top $$$, and it sure as hell beats sitting in some smelly greasy plastic chair in a crowded theater. I took the wife to see "Walk the Line", and all she could say is that it would've been much better at home.

      The future of public presentation has got to be IMAX. It is prohibitively expensive, the quality is stunning, and the theaters are very well appointed (those I've been in at least). Of course, there has to be good material... (a point not missed by those in this forum).

  9. what... revenues felled.. by hihihihi · · Score: 0, Troll

    even after me and mine boy-fiancies watching B. B. Mountain more then 10 times..

    PS: it is getting 5PM and I am in no mood to RTFA.

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  10. Movies Suck? by RedHatLinux · · Score: 0

    Na, they'll blame piracy because its cheaper than producing decent movies and furthers their political agenda.

    Besides, you really think the movie ever takes personal responsibly for its failings?

    1. Re:Movies Suck? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, perhaps not. With the Abramoff scandal, the price of buying friendly legislation went up a few notches, so we may finally have reached the point where paying to produce good movies costs less than bribing Congress.

  11. duh by Rooked_One · · Score: 0
    everything is a remake or a piss poor plotline... Kong anyone?

    The only movie i've looked forward to seeing lately is V for Vendetta and thats becuase its by the W brothers

    1. Re:duh by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      That's precisely the reason why I don't want to watch it. The last good movie they made was in 1999.

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    2. Re:duh by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Yes, Kong, a remake of a remake of a story that was pretty dumb to begin with, was one of the most beautiful, and deadly boring, movies I've seen in years. At the end, I was cheering for the planes.

    3. Re:duh by vertinox · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only movie i've looked forward to seeing lately is V for Vendetta and thats becuase its by the W brothers

      You mean brother and sister?

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    4. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      V's superbowl commercial made it look amazing, but now it looks like a Matrix remake. A bad one. I'm staying away and reading the comic. That and the Invisibles.

    5. Re:duh by TheMotedOne · · Score: 1

      I was excited for V for Vendetta too. Until I found out the W brothers were only "producing it" and that the original comic book author said it was so bad he wanted his name off of it.

      But hey, its Natalie Portman right?

    6. Re:duh by geekoid · · Score: 1


      brother and dress up brother...unless there was an advance in genetic
        science I missed.

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    7. Re:duh by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

      yikes... I didn't know that... BUT, more often than not, the producers are the people who call the big shots - and being philosophers, I hope they drew the line when it came to certain bs parts. Of course the comic book writer isn't going to like it - I mean come on... philosophy never goes hand in hand with comics, (yes, you can argue this if you want - and i'll probably agree to some degree) but they probably got a story line they liked and ran with it.

    8. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      thats becuase its by the W brothers

      You mean brother and sister?

      Cutting off your dick and castrating yourself doesn't make you a woman, even if you get silicone in your chest and take hormones to make your beard go away.

      Unless they've found a way to rid you of that pesky "Y" chromosome, you're a man. Don't believe me? Get a "sex change" and try to get a shot at the women's olympics.

      W is still a man, he's just a dickless man with no balls or facial hair.

  12. Correction... by Joe5678 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    About 40 percent of the decline came from the U.S.


    Come on, it's in the first sentence of the article. 40 percent of the 23 billion dollars in total sales was in the US, not 40 percent of the decline.

    A misleading summary, here on slashdot, I'm as shocked as the rest of you...
    1. Re:Correction... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      The sentence is not wrong. If the US is 40% of the total sales, then the US could also account for 40% of the decline in total sales - or, 40% of 8%, for 3.2% of the total decline in sales.

    2. Re:Correction... by Joe5678 · · Score: 1

      Ok, if it's not wrong then it's extremely speculative, you can't assume all markets will move the same amount.

    3. Re:Correction... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      That's true, but I take anything the MPAA says with a grain of salt.

      One year they made an announcement similar to this, but what they actually meant was that their profits had failed to meet the projected levels.

      In other words, they predicted how much they would make that year, and they were wrong - but instead of admitting they were wrong and moving on (perhaps taking corrective measures, like making more movies that weren't boring shite), they chose to blame it on Piracy instead. Now, I know that piracy in its true form (selling bootleg DVD/TS rips) is a bad thing, and I encourage them to stop it - but downloading for free isn't piracy. It's not theft. No money is exchanged for it, and you can't quantify money that was "lost" based on invisible numbers.

      Of course, while I'm flaunting my own opinion, I should also point out that I think downloading movies is a worthless waste of time :) I'd rather just buy the DVD, it's much more convenient. Maybe that's just because I haven't invested much time in figuring out how to burn television-playable DVDs for free on my Windows box, but mostly I think it's just because most movies aren't worth the effort, and the ones that are also happen to be worth the effort to go out and buy.

      In summary, the numbers are meaningless and contrived. It's a bunch of suits whining because they can't afford to build a second dock on their private islands so they can park their yachts and seaplanes, when their beancounters said they should've been able to.

  13. What do the cinema's offer? by kahanamoku · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WIth the (relatively) cheap High quality components available to set up your own home theatre, what benefit does a cinema offer compared to your own home theatre?

    There comes a sense of self-achievement in setting up your own home theatre, and no matter how tight-ass you are when you set it up, you still love it like you love your own child. Sure, you sometimes get humbled by other people who have set up more expensive home theatres that sound better and have a bigger screen, but when it comes down to it, why would you prefer to pay $x PER PERSON for something that you can soon hire from a movie store for half the cost of 1 person's ticket, and screen it for as many people you can fit in your house, as many times as you want while you have the movie hired out?!

    Pop-corn is cheaper, the seats are comfortable, you can leave your mobile phone on, you dont have to get pissed off at someone else leaving their mobile phone on, and you dont have a Texan woman trying to sue you for assault for simply asking them to be quiet!

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    1. Re:What do the cinema's offer? by TimeCr0ss · · Score: 1

      DITTO X 100,000,000,000

      In the states, it costs roughly over $20 for two people to see a movie. AND THAT'S JUST THE DAMN TICKETS. God forbid you actualy want some of their shitty popcorn or watered down coke!!

      My fiance and I went to the movies only once in '05... I can't stand paying all this money for lower quality films. Hell, I don't even rent most of this stuff on DVD.

  14. whats wrong with old movies by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All the good plots have already been explored - everything else is just variations on a theme. Someone suggested "Somewhere In Time" (Christopher Reeves) and from what is posted on imdb.com it looks pretty decent. Wish I could get Turner Classic Movies without having to pay for 90 other channels I have NO interest in.

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    1. Re:whats wrong with old movies by Potato+Battery · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Wish I could get Turner Classic Movies without having to pay for 90 other channels I have NO interest in."

      McCain is actually working on legislation to require cable to go a la carte. From what I've seen, the cable companies are down with it, but the bundle-monsters like Disney and Fox hate it.

      I really hope it materializes. We haven't had TV for a couple years now, but if I could just pick a couple of channels I can't get now without a multimegabuck megabundle, it would be great to be able to casually flip on the tube again.

    2. Re:whats wrong with old movies by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

      Or you could just buy it. (It is actually a very good movie.)

      I agree, though, that there hasn't been any must-see movies in the theater of late. Okay, I did fork over my $10 to see the final Star Wars insult - at least I didn't stand in line for two hours at the Chinese like I did in '77 - but other than that, nothing as warranted the time and expense.

      Meanwhile, I've seen tons of great uncut movies on IFC (www.ifctv.com) this past year. Some really eye-opening stuff, too. Kind of reminds me of the good ol' days when I had the Z-Channel.

    3. Re:whats wrong with old movies by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      McCain is actually working on legislation to require cable to go a la carte.

      It'd be even better if we could just pay by the minute. All the channels to select from (it doesn't cost any extra to send 'em all down the wire), but I only pay for what I watch - the crap shows would be histroy in about a week - instead of me subisdizing them.

      And no commercials, damn it - if I want commercials, I'll got the the movies.

    4. Re:whats wrong with old movies by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Be careful... you might hurt yourself.
      http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=2006 0221

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  15. Why bother? by ZeldorBlat · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I can't remember the last time I went to the theater to see a movie. It doesn't have so much to do with movies sucking (which most do) as it does with comfort and convenience. Why should I pay between $7 and $12 to watch a movie, with a bunch of people I don't know, where I have no control over the environment? Instead, I can rent the movie for $3 or less or grab it from the cable (either on demand or DVR). Furthermore, I can pause the movie to get up and use the bathroom, I don't pay $15 for soda, popcorn, and a candy bar, and the picture and sound quality is terrific.

    With the quality of home theater equipment and the huge selection of things available at the video store or on cable/satelite I really see no reason to go anywhere else.

    1. Re:Why bother? by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 1
      While I agree with the fact that using a home theater is cheaper, you must also consider the fact that not having control over the environment is one reason a lot of people go to the movies. There's no phone ringing, your cell phones (should be) turned off and nobody can come in and disturb you. You're literally "not available" and in a sense, forced to relax. Sure, you can't go the bathroom, but if you can't hold it in for 2 hours then perhaps you should indeed stay at home :) (no offense).

      One more thing -- no matter how big your x.1 sound system is, for most people, there is a practical limit to how high they can crank the volume before the neighbors call the cops. I'd still go to the theatres to feel my bones shake without worrying about which asshole next door is getting pissed off. But then again, I live in a city.

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    2. Re:Why bother? by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

      Uh yeah, I don't know what theater you've been in, but I'm always annoyed by people's cell phones going off in the theater (a couple times people have actually taken the call during the movie) and people talking during the movie. For this "privilege" I have to shell out $15? (Ticket + snacks) No thanks, I'll wait for the DVD and then I can watch it and also entertain people who come over to watch it again.

  16. hmmmmm by GmAz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, lets see here, $10 per ticket where I live, they can piss off. No wonder ticket sales are down.

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  17. one word - netflix, atleast for me. by jzeejunk · · Score: 1

    i mean why shell out ten bucks on a crappy movie, when you can watch the same at home (netflix)

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  18. what's wrong with watching a movie with strangers? by keshto · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't get Cowboy Neal's editorializing- half the fun of watching a movie is watching it on the big screen, with nice sound and popcorn. I only watch movies on dvd when I don't think it'll be worth paying $9.25+ (in boston) for a movie ticket. Though it's true that the fraction of movies I watch on dvd rose quite a bit last year, but that's the netflix effect.

    Movie quality might be a factor in lower box office collections, but easy, cheap availability of DVDs is too.

  19. CowboyNeal by anim8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's been a while since a film warranted spending the money to watch it in a room full of strangers."

    If dropping a ten-spot and spending 3hrs in a theater to see King Kong on the big screen doesn't appeal to you then you are beyond hope.

    But I can understand your fear of seeing 'Brokeback Mountain' with others around. I mean with a name like CowboyKneel ...

    1. Re:CowboyNeal by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Apparently, a lot of people are beyond hope, hence the drop in sales. I did see Kong in the theaters but was very disappointed. People want more bang for their buck now, and watching a movie on a somewhat bigger screen with a few more speakers than what you can do at home, added with ridiculous concession costs and rude fellow patrons...almost no movie is worth the price of admission, when I can spend the same amount of money a ticket for my wife and I costs to get the DVD a few months later.

    2. Re:CowboyNeal by manno · · Score: 1

      I mean with a name like CowboyKneel ...

      It has to be good!

    3. Re:CowboyNeal by boojumbadger · · Score: 1

      umm I did that back in the eighties, I think. Why would I want to pay so much for a rerun? Heck it was a rerun even back then. I saw it first on a black and white tv in the 60's for free!

    4. Re:CowboyNeal by PureCreditor · · Score: 1

      actually when Jake was bottoming for Heath it was more like CowboyBendover

  20. Summary inaccurate! by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to the summary, the US was responsible for 40% of the drop. According to the story, the US was respnosible for 40% of the sales. The story says sales dropped 6% in the US but 7.9% worldwide -- so the US was actually responsible for about well under 40% of the drop.

    OTOH, whether it's 6% or 8% doesn't make all that much difference in the end -- this is something like the fifth year running that movie sales have dropped...

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  21. At least the Oscars have integrity..... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    Slightly off topic, but still about movies sucking and blowing (thus not sucking). I expected the Oscars to be ruled by holllywood films that sucked, but were in all popular theatres. I was shocked to see the Oscar committee doesn't exist to promote movies. Most of the movies in there from what I heard were lower budget indie-type movies then multi-hundred million hollywood movies. Now if only Theatre's will follow this trend.....

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    1. Re:At least the Oscars have integrity..... by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Because they picked lower budget movies they must have integrity because all low budget movies are good? They picked the movies they did, not because they were good movies, but for political reasons. If a movie is about oppression of Blacks, or oppression of gays, or oppression of women, it's sure to have a chance at an Oscar. That's how it's been for the last few years anyway.

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    2. Re:At least the Oscars have integrity..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad everything nominated both sucks and blows at the same time.

    3. Re:At least the Oscars have integrity..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, during the Oscars, we were reminded every two seconds that seeing a movie on the big screen is The Only (tm) way to see a movie, and that we must go out and see more movies, because nothing else compares (it had absolutely nothing to do with the shrinking box-office, of course).

    4. Re:At least the Oscars have integrity..... by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Most of the movies in there from what I heard were lower budget indie-type movies then multi-hundred million hollywood movies.

      Reports show that "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith" made more money than all the Best Picture nominees COMBINED. I found that interesting.

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  22. It never fails... by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a movie theater, no matter where I sit, the loudest person in the theater always ends up sitting next to me. You'd think with my "I've killed already tonight, and you're next" countenance, people would stay away, but I seem to attract the crazies.

    Prime examples:

    In that crappy Sky Captain movie, when the flying ships dive straight into the water, this guy next to me starts shouting "THAT DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!!"

    In that crappy Manchurian Candidate remake, some dumb bitch sits down right next to me, babbling through the whole movie. When Meryl Streep goes into a long speech, this woman starts shouting "MERYL STREEP AT HER BEST!!"

    During Batman Begins, some fat ass was munching down bag after bag of chips right next to me. He'd finish a bad, then extend his hand out and drop the bag on the floor, and go for another. Then he'd start belching, or fall asleep and snore really loud.

    What the hell is it with these people?? Can't they see that I want to watch my crappy movies in peace??

    1. Re:It never fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      During Batman Begins, some fat ass was munching down bag after bag of chips right next to me. He'd finish a bad, then extend his hand out and drop the bag on the floor, and go for another. Then he'd start belching, or fall asleep and snore really loud.

      That reminds me of the time I went to see Batman Begins .. I sat next to this guy who looked like he'd killed already and like I was to be next. I got so nervous I kept eating bags and bags of chips. As it turns out this happened to cause gas and I couldn't help but belch ..plus i thought maybe it'll make him go away .. well .. when that didnt work .. I just decided to fall asleep.

    2. Re:It never fails... by brjndr · · Score: 3, Funny

      In a movie theater, no matter where I sit, the loudest person in the theater always ends up sitting next to me.

      Well, next time teach her a lesson and leave the bitch at home.

    3. Re:It never fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel for you, my friend. This is I recommend slashing their throats and lighting their hair on fire. As they lay bleeding and burning, you tell everyone else if they ever say another word again as long as they live, you will come, rape their noses and rip the eyeballs out of their children.

      Trust me, you won't have any more problems with theater distractions.

    4. Re:It never fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess. You just finish working at Gitmo or Abu Grahib?

    5. Re:It never fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, I laughed until I cried with this one. Too bad you posted it AC...

    6. Re:It never fails... by splutty · · Score: 1

      Quoted from a list I forgot where I found it:

      What NOT to yell in a theater:

      During the scene where the treants attack in The Two Towers: Stand up and yell "Run Forest! Run!" ....

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    7. Re:It never fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me about it. Some years ago I was in New York, sitting Puerto Rican Day out in a theater watching a movie about the Hindenburg or something. At some point in the movie some guy with one of those funny laser pointers started pointing things out on the big screen. This comedic relief was well recieved by everyone else and we all started laughing. Right in the middle the Hindenburg blew up and suddenly there was this little, bald, fat man who yelled something like "That's gotta hurt!!". His bad taste immediatly killed the whole cheery atmosphere we had going. Then he gets really upset and starts blaming the laser-guy, making a complete fool of himself. I believe the laser finally got rid of him by shining him in the face.

    8. Re:It never fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I wasn't the only one laughing my ass off. And wait... You posted as an AC, too!

  23. I just spent by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    I just spent 40 bucks to take my SO and her/our kids to the movies. Just in movie tickets.

    Let's be clear here; That was two adults and two children. Under 2 got in free.

    Then, she spent another 20 on popcorn and soda.

    The ticket costs are what's killing them. Movie quality aside ( that seems to be a second thought now a days to both the people going to the movies as well as those making them ), I won't be going to the movies again this year because I've already spent what I feel is reasonable for the year.

    Snack costs will do in the individual theaters.

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    1. Re:I just spent by rk · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Under 2 got in free."

      If you took someone under the age of two to a feature length movie, then I hate you.

    2. Re:I just spent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just spent 40 bucks to take my SO and her/our kids to the movies.
      WTF: art eunuch, man? That's “wife” and “my kids,” unless you're well on your way down the path to Bolshevism.
    3. Re:I just spent by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Obviously, dumbass, he's saying he had no part in making one or more of them, and they're probably not married. But even if they are, who cares what he calls her as long as she answers.

    4. Re:I just spent by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      If you took someone under the age of two to a feature length movie, then I hate you.

      It was Curious George. I hate myself.

      ( she sat still the entire movie, enraptured by the screen )

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    5. Re:I just spent by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      WTF: art eunuch, man? That's "wife" and "my kids," unless you're well on your way down the path to Bolshevism.

      No, it's SO and her kids + our child.

      And I would suggest you look up that word. It does not mean what you think it means.

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    6. Re:I just spent by Prog_Burner · · Score: 0

      At least it wasn't a good movie....no....wait...now is the perfect time to take your under 2's to the movies, because there isn't anything I want to see, atm. Ultraviolet looks like it might be ok, but it's a sure thing that if I go, even to a late showing, there will be at least 1 or 2 under 2's there. Maybe it should be the other way round, if there's an under 2 in the same theatre, I get in free....

    7. Re:I just spent by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      If you took someone under the age of two to a feature length movie, then I hate you.

      Dear Mods: That's not funny. It's very, very true. I'm an usher, I know.

    8. Re:I just spent by rk · · Score: 1

      Well, okay, then. You did your penance. :-)

    9. Re:I just spent by jafac · · Score: 1

      At my last theater experience (I went to see Date Movie, because a freind of mine lied and told me there was an Allyson Hannigan tit shot - I realized that wasn't the case when I bought the tickets and it was pg-13, but there was nothing else there, and wifey wanted to see it so we went in anyway).

      About ten minutes into the movie (after commercials and other annoyances) I noticed that there were a LOT of kids in the theater. 5 year olds. 8 year olds. An infant. One guy had his pit-bull puppy (who was the best behaved youth in the theater). Now, I know what pg-13 means on paper, and kids can come in accompanied by an adult. But this was absurd. They really pushed the limits on what defines a pg-13 rating. I mean, I enjoy sex-humor as much as the next guy - but with all those kids in the theater, with their parents, holy crap, it was the creepiest thing that has happened to me, ever. I felt violated just sitting in there. They need to really start enforcing these ratings, because that was total bullshit.

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  24. Box Office Down... DVDs ??? by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Box Office sales dropped.

    What happened to DVD sales?

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  25. Coincidence? by Gorimek · · Score: 0

    So I'm supposed to believe that the reason both the music and movie business experienced big drops in profitability at the same time as mass piracy in both fields became practical, is that both art form went through an unprecedented quality drop at the same time? And it has nothing to do with piracy?

    That seems like quite a big coincidence, doesn't it? Unlikely so, even?

    1. Re:Coincidence? by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      And around the same time home theatres became popular as well as somewhat affordable!

      Not to mention that TV viewing is down as people are prefering other activities.

      Or perhaps it's simply a cultural shift?

    2. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several sources at the beginning of the RIAA/MPAA anti-piracy campaign found little to no evidence of falling sales of CDs and DVDs despite the protestations of the RIAA and MPAA. This was in the mid to late 90s. Later in the 2000s nearly every apearance of an industry spokesman came with a prepared list of drastic losses. There was no mention of a comparable drop in sales by nearly every other business as the US economy slid rapidly backwards. It is important to remember when reviewing any news story on any media that the source of the story is often a PR rep with a pointed agenda wanting very badly to jack it into your head. What is the information in the blurb or blog or byte trying to convince you of? Why would the author care about the subject? Does the argument presented make sense? Are there other unbiased sources that present different facts? Before you take up the banner be sure you know it's heraldry. What are you being sold? What am I selling?

  26. Why I don't go as much by johnlcallaway · · Score: 3, Informative
    I only go to movies that have a very large visual or audio appeal, or something I really want to see. Or I am really bored. Why??
    • Kids go to matinees. Being in the same theaters as a bunch of rug rats suck.
    • Evening shows cost $9 (or more). Have to get a keg o'Icee, another $4.
    • Have to go with daughter or girlfriend, and pay for their move and stuff. Another $13-$18. Total so far, around $30.
    • Netflix costs less than $20/month and the food is a lot cheaper, and I can drink beer or tequila instead of an Icee.
    Just because I can afford $30/week to go to a movie, doesn't mean I want to pay it.
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    1. Re:Why I don't go as much by morning · · Score: 1

      Apparantly, you haven't discovered the pocket flask yet!

    2. Re:Why I don't go as much by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...I use one playing golf, 5 ounces of Patron tequila is just about right for a 4 hour round.

      It should be twice as right for a 2 hour movie!!!

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  27. The Decline For Me Is Because by futuresheep · · Score: 4, Informative

    It costs me close to $70.00 by the time I'm done with paying for:

    *Babysitting
    *Parking
    *Ticket
    *Crap to eat

    It costs me approx. $15.00 for a DVD.

    To add to that my home theater looks and sounds great, the seats are more comfortable, we can pee when we want, and the drinks are a hell of a lot cheaper. We haven't been to a theater in over three years now when before the munchkin we used to go at least once a month. Sure, there was the initial investment in the home theater, but we're past breaking even on that now.

    1. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by bwy · · Score: 1

      It costs me close to $70.00 by the time I'm done with paying for:
      *Babysitting *Parking *Ticket *Crap to eat
      It costs me approx. $15.00 for a DVD.


      I get the point you're trying to make. But to be honest, now you're sitting at home with a DVD, screaming kids, and nothing to eat. To compare apples to apples you'd still want to get a babysitter and go out to eat in either case. Those two things have nothing to do with the movies.

    2. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't have any kids. You watch the movie at home after the children have gone to bed.

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    3. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      It costs me close to $70.00 by the time I'm done with paying for:

      *Babysitting
      *Parking
      *Ticket
      *Crap to eat

      It costs me approx. $15.00 for a DVD.


      Hmmm. I pay less than $12 to see a movie. I buy a ticket, some popcorn, and see a matinee. Maybe $15 if I take my 14yo son, but then his pockets magically seem to have candy one bought at a store for one-quarter the price, but we still get the popcorn. Plus, we take the bus (have a bus pass).

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    4. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      Dude, eat at home and go to a theater with free parking!

      Seriously though, this is why most mainstream movies suck these days. They're not made for you - they're made for the teenage crowd with disposable income. "Thinking" people don't make Hollywood any money.

      On a tangent, I keep hearing about the decline in sales, but didn't the Mel Gibson Jesus movie have something to do with the inflated numbers last year? And what about DVD sales? How come nobody mentions those?

    5. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by saboola · · Score: 1

      we can pee when we want

      I pee when I want too in a movie theater. It has the added benefit of keeping strangers from sitting next to me.

    6. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The only problem is that you can't turn the home theater system as loud as you want without waking them. Unless you are lucky enough to have a kid who can sleep through anything.

      Or, you could try watching a G rated flick once in a while. Most of the Pixar movies are quite entertaining for children and adults.

    7. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by tepples · · Score: 1

      Or, you could try watching a G rated flick once in a while. Most of the Pixar movies are quite entertaining for children and adults.

      Trouble is that when you watch a Disney movie, you're funding lobbying for copyright term extensions, which the other major movie studios (and Lions Gate) don't seem to care much about compared to illicit copying of films less than five years old.

    8. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      Or you wear headphones, which is what I do. These are really nice.

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    9. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by futuresheep · · Score: 1

      Good for you. I pay for two tickets, don't have an option for a bus, and have a three year old that I refuse to take to a theater right now. It costs us a lot more to go to the theater than it costs you.

    10. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by futuresheep · · Score: 1

      Unless your home theater room is in the basement on the north side of your house, and your kids room is on the upper floor on the south side. There's enough separation that only the loudest explosions are noticable in that area of the house. Plus I'm lucky, my kid can sleep through most anything. ;-)

    11. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by futuresheep · · Score: 1

      I like the selective quoting, it lets you make the point you want to make.

    12. Re:The Decline For Me Is Because by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I used to rid the bus when my son was a three year old, it was always a fun outing, seeing a movie matinee, going by the Pike Place Market, and total cost for three people at that time was maybe $20.

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  28. The Passion of the Slump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As Roger Ebert pointed out, the "Box Office Slump" is an myth. 2005 Box Office sales only appear down when compared to 2004, because 2004 saw the release of "The Passion of the Christ", which brought thousands of customers who otherwise do not visit the movie theaters.

    The fact is, 2005 was the second or third best year for film revenue in history.

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    1. Re:The Passion of the Slump by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Passion of the Christ was part of it, but even subtracting that entirely from 2004s revenue would have $9048M in sales, compared to $8838M in 2005. And if you look at the number of tickets sold, they were the lowest since 1997.

      I do think the "drop" is seriously overblown, even taking that into account. Hollywood had an incredible string of years largely because of blockbuster franchises - Star Wars ($1122M), Lord of the Rings ($1033M), Harry Potter ($1118M), Spider Man ($777M), Shrek ($704M), Matrix ($592M), Meet The Parents ($445M), X-Men ($372M), The Mummy ($357, $448 if you count the Scorpion King spinoff), and American Pie ($351M). And strong installments in existing franchises - Austin Powers (only counting the 1999 + 2002 releases - $419M), Men In Black 2 ($250M), Toy Story 2 ($246M), Rush Hour 2 ($226M), Batman Begins ($205M).

      And of course a lot of incredibly strong individual releases as well - Passion of the Christ ($371M) as you mentioned, Finding Nemo ($339), Pirates of the Caribbean ($305), Sixth Sense ($293M), The Incredibles ($261M), How the Grinch Stole Christmas ($260M), Monsters Inc. ($255M), Bruce Almighty ($242M), My Big Fat Greek Wedding ($241M), War of the Worlds ($234M), Cast Away ($233M), Signs ($228M). All top fifty movies in terms of revenue.

      In 2005 they didn't get two of their biggest earners (Harry Potter and Narnia) out the door until the end of the year. Hardly a surprise they came up short.

    2. Re:The Passion of the Slump by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I won't argue with his conclusion, because it seems plausible, but I don't think he can legitimately say "Many of those tickets were sold to people who rarely go to the movies."

      What he probably means is that "Many of those tickets were sold to people who rarely go to the box-office."

      Lots of people "go to the movies" in community centers, churches, college classrooms/auditoriums and various other 'unconventional' venues.

      Yea, they're watching tapes or DVDs, but as far as these people are concerned, they "go to the movies".

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    3. Re:The Passion of the Slump by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      2004 was an anomaly with these movies that really made a LOT of money from strong repeat ticket sales:

      Passion of the Christ (US$370 million revenue)
      Shrek 2 (US$441 million revenue)
      Spider-Man 2 (US$373 million revenue)
      Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (US$250 million revenue)
      The Incredibles (US$261 million revenue)
      Meet the Fockers (US$279 million revenue)

      Just these six movies sent ticket sales in dollar figures to unprecedented levels, and set such a high standard that it will be very difficult to match for years to come.

    4. Re:The Passion of the Slump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What everyone is talking about here is revenue. The fact of the matter remains that the number of people seeing movies in the US has gone down consistently since the 1940's. With TV, DVD's, the internet, computer games, etc. people just have other things they can do that they enjoy more. If Hollywood removes all of the ads before movies and reduces prices of popcorn and such, then they lose money. If they don't, no one will go because the moviegoing experience sucks. We are just at a point in history where they've pushed those who do go too far and the overall trend of fewer moviegoers is starting to show through.

      P.S. And BB Mountain was really, really, boring.

  29. Xbox,Ps2., Computers, Internet. Instant messaging by zymano · · Score: 1

    People that use the internet to read reviews hurts bad movies or instant messaging from the movie theatre.

    DVDs and home theatres are legitimate alternative to theatres.

    Have you seen the new LCOS systems ? Projection HDTV is getting better and better.

    With BlueRay now , watch out ......

  30. And I bet by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

    You also spent 20-30 minutes before the movie being subjected to advertising you couldn't skip, mute or otherwise avoid.

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  31. Being a Part of It by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think two of the people speaking were trying to convince the audience to go see movies in theatres, "There is nothing like being part of the a community and watching a great film on the giant silver screen" or whatever. This made me a little sick.

    Honestly, the last time I think I felt A Part of a Community was when Superman (with one with Christopher Reeve) came out. Star Wars:ANH also was like that. Wherever you went, people talked about it, it wasn't just being in the theater with your jaw hanging open and half-chewed popcorn rolling off your tongue onto your lap as the Millenium Falcon went into Hyperspace. It was wherever you went, for weeks afterwards, that everyone was talking about it and you were in the party, no invitation necessary.

    Can't say I've seen anything really like it, maybe Titanic came close, but films don't Wow(!) people like they once did. Probably because they're just too predictable.

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    1. Re:Being a Part of It by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      I think LOTR and the first new Star Wars (but only because it sucked so bad) were like that. At least with the geek group. Neither were more than "just a movie" to the general population.

    2. Re:Being a Part of It by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I think LOTR and the first new Star Wars (but only because it sucked so bad) were like that. At least with the geek group. Neither were more than "just a movie" to the general population.

      I think Star Wars: ANH defined a generation of geeks, because they loved it (and still do.)

      Star Wars: TPM defined another generation of geeks, because they didn't like it and hated Jar Jar.

      LOTR was quite the series, but I never heard people outside the internet talk about it. No chatter, nothing. As if it had never happened.

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    3. Re:Being a Part of It by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Ask people to name some films that won "Best Film" at the Academy awards in the last 5 years or more. Most people manage to come out with Lord of the Rings, but will struggle to remember anything else. LotR may not have entered the culture in quite the way Star wars has, but it certainly had a much larger impact on collective conciousness and memory than I think you give it credit for.

      Jedidiah.

  32. It's because the movies suck, stupid. by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 1

    Make a decent film, with an original plot and good dialogue, that doesn't rely on special effects to sell itself, and people will want to see it.

    What do I see in my local cinema's listings? The Shaggy Dog. The Pink Panther. Big Momma's House 2. Lassie. Remakes and sequels of crap films that shouldn't have been made in the first place. No-one people are giving up in disgust.

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    1. Re:It's because the movies suck, stupid. by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 1

      Err, my typing is as bad as the films themselves today.

      That should read "No wonder people are giving up in disgust".

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  33. 2001 In the Boston Area by flajann · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I recently went to see 2001 at a movie house near Boston. I missed seeing it on the big screen when it initially came out (I was only 8 or 9 then!!!!) I was truly impressed with all the details I missed on the dinky little screen.

    I can't say the same for any movie since. Usually, you are not missing much on the little screen. Why is that, I wonder?

    Also, if you also consider that CGI simply did not exist when 2001 was produced, you can appreciate the film even more!

    Hell, I even like the old Dr. Who series. Seems the level of use of CGI is inversely proportional to story quality these days. There are a few exceptions, but darn few, as I can count them on one hand.

    CGI is simply not impressive anymore, considering what you see in the average videogame these days, and that's in real time. When all the chips are down, nothing beats a good story and a gripping plot. Nothing. Perhaps MPAA will finnaly catch a clue. If not, perhaps they will go bankrupt.

    We'll see the rise of the independent films with streaming video distribution. Now with fibre to the last mile a reality, it's only a matter of time, folks.

    1. Re:2001 In the Boston Area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, 2001 is nothing short of a religious experience in a good theatre. Every few years they run a restored print at the Seattle Cinerama, and I always catch it at least once or twice. But that's hardly a sustainable model for the whole industry. They can't survive making once-per-decade "religious experiences" -- they need to make a consistently-decent stream of films and exhibit them in a consistently-decent environment on a continuous basis. That's exactly what they're not doing these days. Most of the films suck, most of the venues (and attendees) suck, and with the increases in ticket prices, commercial advertising, and other insane business practices, the whole damned business model has jumped the shark.

      Which is a shame. We really are losing an irreplaceable experience. I don't want to see the 50th Anniversary Edition of 2001 at home on a heavily-DRM'ed Microsoft(r) UVRay-DVD(tm), but I'll bet that's how I end up watching it.

    2. Re:2001 In the Boston Area by justthinkit · · Score: 0

      I saw 2001 at the Oak theater in Vancouver, Canada when it was released originally. It was truly a cool film to see in a theater. Some years later I saw Star Wars (the first one) and I liked it enough to see it twice in the theater. Another film that qualifies IMO is Lawrence of Arabia and I saw that in a retro theater a few years ago -- it played to a packed house of real film fans and we loved the experience. But in thinking about it, I knew I would like it going into the theater, and I doubt there is any film out there that will make me want to go to a theater again. I think those who say theater movies are for kids are right.

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  34. According to Ebert and Roeper... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to the film critics Ebert and Roeper, it's their opinion that there was a bump in attendance over the last few years for movies like The Lord of Rings and Spider-Man/2 where fans would see the films mutiple times. Let's face it, there were some real block busters that came out in recent years like the LOTR trilogy, Spider-Man 2, Shrek 2, The Passion of the Christ, Finding Nemo, Stealth, The Dukes of Hazzard, etc. The Passion of the Christ alone made something $360 million dollars. The only real block busters this year seem to be Superman Returns and X3, so expect more tearful news from the movies studios around the same time next year.

    There are just going to be some years were attendance exceeds normal growth due to the popularity of certain movies.

    1. Re:According to Ebert and Roeper... by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

      I suspect that Superman Returns is going to be almost as good as Ultraviolet and Daredevil, but not quite.

    2. Re:According to Ebert and Roeper... by kadathseeker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wasn't Stealth a huge bomb?

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    3. Re:According to Ebert and Roeper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ultraviolet was terrible. Really. And I thought Aeon Flux was bad.

      What is Hollywood thinking?
      Oh and I really enjoy those fucking commercials I am forced to watch before the show, I am not going to another theatre movie again.

    4. Re:According to Ebert and Roeper... by mattcoz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I was with you until you said Stealth and Dukes of Hazzard

    5. Re:According to Ebert and Roeper... by Dwarfgoat · · Score: 1

      Yep, it did bomb in the theater, but I rather enjoyed it. The acting was decent, the effects good, and the story nowhere near as predicable as the trailer made it out to be. I think they outsmarted themselves with the trailer. In an effort not to give away the real plot, they made the film appear to have a rather formulaic "AI goes crazy, kills humans" story line. Which, it did--at first. If you haven't seen it, it's certainly worth the rental fee.

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    6. Re:According to Ebert and Roeper... by payndz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Let's face it, there were some real block busters that came out in recent years like the LOTR trilogy, Spider-Man 2, Shrek 2, The Passion of the Christ, Finding Nemo, Stealth, The Dukes of Hazzard, etc.

      You mean the Stealth with a budget of approximately $130 million and a box-office gross of just $32,116,746? I don't think that exactly qualifies as a 'blockbuster'...

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  35. Give and Take by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I've actually watched more good movies in theaters this past year or two than I have since maybe 1997-9. Very few of them were among the top boxoffice takers. And I watch more independent studio releases on cable and recordings.

    My cable bill has sure gone up a lot, though. Especially including my broadband Internet connection.

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  36. This is where graphs are useful by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see them put together a nice plot of home-theater system sales vs. box-office sales. It doesn't cost me eight bucks for a bag of popcorn and a coke. My popcorn isn't stale. There's nobody talking during the show. My feet don't stick to the floor. I can pause the movie whenever I want.

    I have been to the theater a lot less since I got my 52" TV + surround sound.
    Yeah, it's the intarweb movie pirates dropping box office sales.... riiight.

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  37. Re:what's wrong with watching a movie with strange by sehlat · · Score: 1

    My wife would agree with you about the theater and big screen, except:

    a: Last movie we saw on a big screen, the sound was crappy

    and

    b: At $10/ticket, it costs thirty dollars for our family to go out. That doesn't
    include having to be at the theater in time for the show, gasoline, having to sit through
    twenty minutes of advertising for crappy movies (trailers), and having to put up with rude,
    noisy, inconsiderate fellow viewers.

    Or haven't you heard about the Texas incident where a woman who gently tapped a cell-phone talker
    on her shoulder to ask her to quiet down/shut up ended up in court charged with assault?

  38. Re:Another Correction... by vettemph · · Score: 2, Informative

    >spending the money to watch it in a room full of strangers.

      spending the money to watch it in a room full of assholes.

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  39. I know why I don't go... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Because (no particular order):

    - Really expensive! (Ticket are $9.25 for adults! Are you kidding me?)
    - Really expensive snacks ($4 for a Coke? Fuck You Cineplex!)
    - Standing in a painfully long line to be gouged for your ticket.
    - Standing in a painfully long line to be gouged for snacks.
    - The arsehole that won't turn his cell-phone off until he "remembers" when it rings at the most tense moment in the movie.
    - The other arsehole whose phone is on vibrate, but who answers and talks as he walks out of the theatre.
    - Spoiled suburban brats dropped off at the theatre instead of the hiring a babysitter who throw things, talk, and generally distract from the picture.
    - That unidentifiable sticky substance on the floor that could be spilled Coke... Or any number of other unpleasant alternatives, each indistinguishable from the next in the dark. ...and of course, so many movies suck blatant ass these days that I can't possibly justify it.

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    1. Re:I know why I don't go... by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

      Jinx! :-/

    2. Re:I know why I don't go... by Lxy · · Score: 1

      Really expensive snacks ($4 for a Coke? Fuck You Cineplex!)

      Keep in mind that of that $9.25 you pay for the ticket, the Cineplex gets between $.50 and $1. The rest goes to our second favorite group of money grubbing thieves, the MPAA. The Cineplex has to make money SOMEWHERE in the equation. Because of that, I make sure that I buy stuff at the snack counter when I see a movie.

      I agree with you on the overall cost of a movie. I think I saw 3 movies last year, all carefully picked (Revenge of the Sith, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Walk the Line). Good choices, but considering the 200 or so movies that come out in a year, only 3 interested me enough to go (actually 4, Wallace and Grommit looked good but I couldn't go for other reasons).

      If a REALLY good movie comes out, be a good sport and support your local cinema. For anything else, there's Netflix.

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    3. Re:I know why I don't go... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Unless thing have changed (and they may have) after 2 weeks the cinema gets a lerger cut. So I wait two weeks. The advantage is if it sucks, it won't be there in 2 weeks.
      But I love the cinema, and don't seem to have near the problems everyone here complains about.

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    4. Re:I know why I don't go... by Prog_Burner · · Score: 0

      Our "local cinema" is a huge megaultraplex that seems to be completly full of idiots every time I go. My ex was a big one for going out to see movies, didn't really matter if they were good, we were "going out." After about a year of doing it once or twice a month (plus being a student and working almost full time hours to pay for it...bitter, maybe) I totally hate the movie theatre, I like watching the movies, I enjoy the large screen and good sound, but I completly despise the people. Between having my seat kicked (or the back of any seat in the row, since they're connected) or having to listen to people talk about unrelated crap, or my absolute favorite, the people who insist on bringing the infant to the movie, doesn't matter if it's the 11:00 showing of LOTR, bring the kid. Most of these things wouldn't bother me much if I was watching a movie in a room full of friends, but these are strangers and they don't seem to have any thought towards my enjoyment of the movie. I guess because I don't act that way, it really bugs me that others do.

    5. Re:I know why I don't go... by justthinkit · · Score: 0
      One that I have not heard anyone mention is the time it takes to:
      - drive to the theater
      - find parking
      - hike to the building
      - line up for tickets
      - and then, worst of all, wait for the show to start -- maybe I am alone here but I don't want to pay major $ to miss the first few minutes (even though I can't stand the trailers)
      - hike back to car
      - drive home

      People these days have less time than they had. Parents have no extra time. And on the other hand you can pause a DVD at home for minutes, hours or days. How else can busy people fit in watching a 3 hour movie?

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  40. It's Grim by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I watched 50-100 movies a year in theaters in the early-mid 90s. It seemed like there was something watchable almost every week. Not "good" but watchable.

    Now, if I can watch CSI reruns, Modern Marvels, and Mythbusters, why would I drive 30 minutes to hunt for a parking space and then go wait in line to:

    • Pay $10 to get in
    • To a tiny theater
    • To watch Ultraviolet
    • After watching 15 minutes of trailers and commercials and reminders to put the cellphones away
    • While listening to someone on a cellphone
    • And someone's baby
    • While eating a $3.00 hot dog
    • And drinking a $3.50 soda

    Thanks, but I'll wait for V for Vendetta and Thank You for Smoking and hope for the best. And watch L&O and CSI in the meanwhile.

    And to put a finer point on it, the fact that I see about 5 movies a year nowadays has nothing to do with pirated video and almost nothing to do with DVDs. The stuff I watch on DVDs is generally not something that shows up in a theater.

    1. Re:It's Grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To watch Ultraviolet

      Ouch. Say no more. Between me and my roommate, we spent $26 on that movie and a little tray of nachos with a medium drink. That movie was so bad they should've been paying us to see it. I've learned a valuable lesson, though. Always read the movie reviews before paying to see it!

    2. Re:It's Grim by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      My phone would normally be one of those ringing if it weren't for those reminders. I don't think the 10 seconds they take are that big of a deal to try to keep the theater a nicer place. The fucking commercials though... ARGH!

  41. Not true at all by monoqlith · · Score: 1

    (This post reflects solely the opinion of its author).

    This was a great film year, the best in recent memory.

    Munich, Brokeback Mountain, King Kong, Syriana, Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, Walk the Line, Batman Begins, the Squid and the Whale?

    I know I'm missing a few too.

    I mean, please! I was hard pressed to pick just five of those for the Best Picture nomination. I was even more hard pressed to pick the winner out of the five that did get nominated(although I can tell you one thing: I would not have picked Crash). /.'ers, IMHO, can no longer claim mediocrity as a reason for diminished ticket sales. Let's face it, the new media theater is in the home.

    1. Re:Not true at all by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

      Did you see those movies to have fun? That's why I go, anyway.

      I generally get my edification and deep thoughts from books, or computer games (*cough*).

  42. Well, I just spent... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    $85 at the bar. Just in beer. Cheap, lousy, low-quality Pennsylvania beer. You know, I could get an equal volume of higher quality suds for 1/5th the price if I stayed at home... but, uhm, I'd be at home.

  43. Correlation? Causality? Neither? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    So I'm supposed to believe that the reason both the music and movie business experienced big drops in profitability at the same time as mass piracy in both fields became practical, is that both art form went through an unprecedented quality drop at the same time? And it has nothing to do with piracy?

    If those were the only variables over the time span, you might be correct. First, critics in general agree that both *have* gone through a serious drop in quality. Second, other things compound the problem. For movies, one has the advent of Netflix and DVD sales cannibalizing movie revenue. More people are waiting for the DVD since they'll want to keep it and the audio/video quality is high. For music, they're comparing sales to the mid/late 90s when people were still replacing tape/vinyl collections. Third, in both fields execs are focusing increasingly on big budget "safe" bets as opposed to a variety of smaller budget attempts. The result is a bunch of "safe" products that do OK but not great. Finally, for movies, the increasing budgets are quickly pricing their tickets out of the casual date market - it's no longer something people will do once a weekend.

    So there's a lot going on here. You can't just find two variables that happen to have a correlation and assume causality.

    That seems like quite a big coincidence, doesn't it? Unlikely so, even?

    I once read a study that showed a 0.9 correlation between National league batting averages and the GNP of Sweden for a few years. That best illustrates my point. If you have enough variables, two of them are guaranteed to be correlated for a while.

  44. about those strangers. by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    It's been a while since a film warranted spending the money to watch it in a room full of strangers...

    ... who all forget to turn off their cellphones, or want to show off their new supercool laser pointer. I swear, if I ever find an asshole ruining the movie with his laser, I'll tear his head off and shit in his neck!

    (slightly irritated)

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    1. Re:about those strangers. by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

      A fellow known in the trade as merlyn used to employ his laser pointer in Oregon theaters all the time.

      Just a bit of trivia. Yes I am a (multiple times) first hand witness.

    2. Re:about those strangers. by SJS · · Score: 1
      Awhile back, some kid was playing with a laser pointer during the trailers; a bunch of strangers coordinated, some watching the screen, some watching various areas of the theater -- and someone spotted the kid, and a manager was quietly notified.

      He turned up the house lights, and asked for the laser pointer. The kid's father got all huffy and said "You can't do that." -- so the manager told him it was a choice: hand over the laser pointer, or be ejected from the theater complex.

      The kid eventually handed over the laser pointer, and we have the manager a standing ovation as he walked out.

      And while $10/ticket is expensive enough to really reduce how often I go to a movie theater, when I do see a movie, I tend to go there.

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  45. Suck? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sure, lots of movies suck. I'll even concede that movies suck more than they used to. But there have always been a lot of sucky movies that did well. I mean, during the 70s, they made a whole string of movies with "Airport" in the title, all of which made money!

    The main reason nobody's going to the movies: they've found other ways to entertain themselves. There's DVDs of course (I have a two-year backlog in my NetFlix queue!), and TV. But I think people are just generally branching out more. Book clubs are popular, and museum attendance is at all-time high. Hey, lots of folks are amusing themselves by creating their own content, in the form of blogs, podcasts, and now video podcasts. How can Hollywood compete with that?

  46. Hollywood thinks we're stupid by DAE51D · · Score: 1

    I've completely had it with Hollywood. I haven't seen a truly geat, unique, innovative movie in ages. And every time I see they are remaking a great movie, I want to puke. It pisses me off to no end and I go out of my way to boycott. In fact, I don't know what is worse: a re-hashed tired plot, a "trendy" remake of a classic, or some insipid waste of film made for the lowest common denominator of intelligence (to use a term loosly).

    The fact that those greedy fucks put commercials in front of a movie that I paid $10+ to see makes me even more angry.

    How many times must I rent a DVD (I don't go to theatres because of the rant above) and be dissatisfied by a cheeze-ball "hollywood" ending.

    Okay. I need to stop writing now. I'm getting frustrated and feeling a need to kill again...

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ and http://www.imdb.org/ are your friends.

    1. Re:Hollywood thinks we're stupid by Gleenie · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the problem is that most people are stupid. ...Sigh...

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  47. It's the end user experience, stupid! by zorkmid · · Score: 1

    Once you tally it all up it's about $20 a person to go to a 2 hour movie. These days the theaters are filled with idiots on cells and unruly, obnoxious children (from ages .5 to 75 years old).

    If a theater in my area crafted a set of rules of conduct and enforced them (i.e. frog marched violators roughly out the door) they'd start to get my business again.

    Until then I'm going to wait until it hits DVD and watch it at home.

  48. How dare you? by Maniacal · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Slashdot editors are nice enough to post a non-story about movie theaters/revenues/profits/etc. so that we can rant about prices of tickes/snacks/parking/etc. and brag about the components in our home theaters and you have to come along and screw it all up by presenting facts. Where to you get off buddy? Now what the hell am I gonna rant about? Did you see the front page? There aren't any articles about how Linux isn't ready for the desktop. There are any columns about Windows out performing Linux in a recent benchmark.

    From now on just keep your facts to yourself.

    BTW, mod parent up. Sounds like he hit the nail on the head

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    1. Re:How dare you? by TeamSPAM · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't think he gets truthiness! Who does he think he is bring facts into the discussion. Americans can't deal with facts anymore, we only want to hear what's true to our gut.

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  49. decline of civic values by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    I think it's a problem when people are wary about hanging out with strangers. It makes for a more fragmented, xenophobic society. If everybody tries to avoid interacting with strangers, the only people out and about will be crazy, homeless, or vagrant -- in other words, it will create a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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    1. Re:decline of civic values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if the strangers in question weren't such a bunch of universal dicks, it wouldn't be a problem. I'm not the one who can't sit down and STFU in a dark room for two hours at a stretch.

    2. Re:decline of civic values by dreadclown · · Score: 1

      There are those who believe that this has already happened.

  50. It's not just the movies that suck by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    It's standing in line to pay 12 bucks for a ticket, buy over-priced popcorn and watered-down drinks, then get walked over by some couple coming in late, which is right after someone 10 feet tall with a hat sits down in front of me, and the retard next to him feels like his business is so important he has to make a big show of holding up his cell phone to check his text messages every five minutes. With the couple behind talking through the whole movie which starts late because of the 15 minutes of commercials and previews before the movie, that sucks anyway, actually starts.

    So, overall, Malco and the other big chains can kiss my big fat ass if they think I'm going to a theater. My house has comfortable seats, great booze, big screen picture and house-shaking sound. All for a 3 dollar Netflix rental.

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  51. Hooray for Santa Cruz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least we have a good community out here for supporting worthwhile films!

    1. Re:Hooray for Santa Cruz! by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      At least we have a good community out here for supporting worthwhile films!

      The funny thing is, when you see a line down the block for a film at the Nick or the Del Mar, you know it's good.

      When you see a line down the block for the Cinema 9, you know there's a lot of sheep in town.

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    2. Re:Hooray for Santa Cruz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with people constantly putting down other people as "sheep"? Does it make you feel bigger?

      It's a loser's mentality.

  52. It's the cell phones, not the films by Kainaw · · Score: 1

    It's been a while since a film warranted spending the money to watch it in a room full of strangers.

    There has been a few films that I wanted to see, but I didn't. I simply cannot enjoy a film when people are talking on their phones all the way through the film. I really wanted to see a movie last weekend, so I broke down and went to see that Bruce Willis/Mos Def thing. Before the movie started, two people were talking on their phone. By the time the movie was half over, three others had decided it was a good time to talk - one complaining loudly that the movie was too loud for her to hear her phone. Until they allow immediate capital punishment for talking on a cell phone in the movie, I just can't go. Also - it is *not* OK to check your cell phone for messages either. The phone lights up and distracts everyone else. Imagine if someone kept turning a flashlight on and off in the movie - it is the same thing.

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  53. The reason why people don't go to the movies by eebra82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I personally believe that the most recent development in home theater equipment is what makes people stay at home instead of going to the movies.

    Think about it:

    - HDTV has surfaced for real. - Large TV sets and projectors with much better image quality are here. - DVD prices are pretty much staying where they are. - Going to the movies is becoming more and more expensive. - Spending money on a home theater is widely acceptable and considered a high status item.

    The main reason I don't go to the movies is because I already have a good system at home. I prefer to sit there by myself, with my friends or with my girlfriend rather than sitting next to a fat guy who devours chips throughout the whole movie. And besides, it's actually cheaper to buy a DVD.

    In ten years, when HDTV is passé and when people are used to super quality at 100 inch screens or more, who will actually go to the movies?

    Last but not least, movies have kinda sucked lately. There's been a few good ones of course, but to me, quality is down. It would be interesting to see how the movie ratings have developed on IMDB during the past five years. Does anyone have stats on that?

    1. Re:The reason why people don't go to the movies by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

      I don't even have my own television at the moment, and I have no desire to go to a theater 48 weeks out of 52 weeks.

    2. Re:The reason why people don't go to the movies by rcpitt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Turn that around - why do you have a home theatre system at home? It sure isn't worth the amount you'd otherwise spend on movies instead!

      Maybe its because the popcorn is a heck of a lot cheaper - fresher, and has butter on it instead of that crap they make you use at the theatre.

      Maybe its because you can at least turn the sound down on the commercials they force you to watch at the beginning of the DVDs you buy, rather than having the sound at even more than normal in the theatre.

      Mabye its because you can give your kids/wife/friends sh&*()T if they talk on the phone while you're trying to watch the movie instead of being kicked out of the theatre because you finally yelled at the idiot in the row in front of you to turn his &*^&* cell off!

      Maybe its because you can actually lounge down in the seat and put your feet up on a stool instead of getting heck from the guy in the row in front for moving his seat

      Maybe its because you can stop the movie and get up, go to the washroom, and restart the movie again without missing anything.

      Maybe its because you can watch the same movie a couple of times without having to pay again and again - just so you can actually see how they did the effects or concentrate on the supporting cast or look for the continuity screw-ups.

      I don't know - but those sure are the reasons I'd get a home theatre - if there was anything worth watching.

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    3. Re:The reason why people don't go to the movies by NereusRen · · Score: 1

      This will only speak to the top end, but I compared the IMDb lists for top 50 movies from 2000-present against the top 250 of all time. There are 42 movies in the top 250 from the past 6 years, which isn't too bad at all, even considering that recent movies have a bit of a bias due to initial popularity. Also, a substantial fraction of them are foreign and/or did not see a wide box office release. However, even given those caveats, it seems like excellent movies are still being produced at similar rates.

      I think your questions gets more at the split between "movies worth watching" and "crap movies" though, which I can't compare as easily.

    4. Re:The reason why people don't go to the movies by justthinkit · · Score: 0
      even considering that recent movies have a bit of a bias due to initial popularity.

      We all know that imdb.com ratings are now almost completely useless due to the "initial popularity" (i.e. totally bogus) votes. I used to be a super fan of imdb comments but now what I do is ONLY read the negative comments. I simply refuse to read 9* or 10* comments and in fact once I am convinced a movie is a turkey I will click the "No, this comment was not helpful" for these "Best movie ever" comments. Just my way of sticking it to the man.

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  54. Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for indoor movies to go the way of outdoor movies. Actually when I think about it, I enjoy the atmosphere of outdoor movies a whole lot better than that of indoor.

  55. Somebody help me with this quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Some time around the Oscars someone (Haggis, Spielberg?) commented that the days of $200 million movies were over. He speculated that in the future movies would cost no more than $15 million to make. I did some googling but couldn't find the quote.

    So, the economics of movies is changing. The other thing is that technology keeps getting better and cheaper. At some point, according to Moore's law, we'll all have the power on our desktops to totally make a movie as easily as we can write a bad novel. Lots more movies will get made and distributed on the internet. Some of them (according to the monkeys and typewriters theory) will be good. It is sort of happening now. It is common to find a bunch of people gathered around someone's computer looking at the latest cool animation that someone has found on the net. So, guess what, things are changing and they are no where near finished changing.

    1. Re:Somebody help me with this quote. by ginothek · · Score: 1

      i believe it was george lucas who made that comment... and here is a guy who should know

  56. since when? by johncadengo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's been a while since a film warranted spending the money to watch it in a room full of strangers.

    Since when did whether or not a room was filled with strangers have anything to do with whether or not you watched a movie? Weirdo.

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  57. Broom Closets by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    For me, while the lack of decent picture shows is a factor, shitty theater experience weighs more then a bad film. For me, it's always been the total experience of watching a film in a decent size room with a decent size screen. When all these megaplexes have to offer are screens that are not that much bigger than a big screen TV packed into broom closets, why should I pony up $10 plus?

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  58. left out an item by morcheeba · · Score: 1

    ... you still have to eat something at home. Oh wait, I forgot about this.

  59. I'm waiting for Brokeback on DVD by rk · · Score: 1

    But if it has been about two gay Space Marines and their relationship while they were also fighting off the Bug-Eyed Monsters invading from 60 Ophiuchi B, I would've totally been there.

  60. Here are some reasons:` by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Lets look at some of the high dollar movies:

    • Manchurian Candidate -- Old rehash
    • War of the Worlds -- Old rehash
    • Kong -- Old rehash
    • Batman Begins -- We have a winner! even though its yet another Batman movie.
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  61. Maybe filmmakers don't connect with enough people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Film is a commercial venture, and the Hollywood (and MSM) elites seem sufficiently disconnected from enough of their audience such that their disconnect affects their bottom-line. Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal writes,
    "I don't think it is true that studio executives and producers hate America. They are too confused, ambivalent and personally anxious to sit around hating their audience. I think they wish they understood America. I think they feel nostalgic for what they remember of it. I think they find it hard to find America, in a way."
  62. Ulrtavoilet by ender-iii · · Score: 1

    I just paid to see Ultravoilet.
    Big mistake...

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    1. Re:Ulrtavoilet by ender-iii · · Score: 1

      (I realize I can't spell)

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  63. whats wrong with open source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All the good plots have already been explored - everything else is just variations on a theme."

    Yup. That's open source for you.

  64. Coincides with the Academy Awards... by posterlogo · · Score: 1

    Anybody see that part in the Academy Awards where the made a little mention/montage about how it's worth seeing movies at the cinema? Anybody else think that was really pathetic? I had decided I had enough last fall. I went with a group of ~15 fellow adults to watch Harry Potter IV. Yes, it's a "children's themed" movie, but it was rated PG-13. Now, is that really the movie you want to take your 3 year-old to? We collectively spent ~$150 at the theater that day and ended up relatively miserable sitting in front of some retard family who just had to take their spoiled retard kids to a fairly dark and violent movie. Honestly, I tend to favor personal responsibility over an excess of rules and regulations, but this just really pissed me off. The fact that many movies suck, along with the obvious downturn in the movie-going experience is clearly at fault for declining revenues. What, do I have to go watch 3 movies with my 1 purchased ticket to feel like I got my money's worth?

  65. Go Hi[gher]-Tech by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    Hollywood dumps a lot of money into special effects. I think to increase the theater going audience, they have to introduce more hi-tech innovations to make the movie going experience more appealing. The IMax experience is really a joy to watch. How about 3-D glasses the audience can put on to watch the movie?

    If they want to revive the industry, they have to give their audience something different than what they can get at home. I like going out to watch a movie, but I go on 1/2-off night. And one theater - with not as good sound always has tickets for $4 in my city. Go there all the time for that. Its cheaper than renting!

  66. Many reasons. by aiken_d · · Score: 1

    Piracy may have some tiny, tiny role in the decline, but there are so many more important factors:

    - Ticket prices going up

    - Movie quality and originality going down

    - Annoying "pre-show" ads in most theatres

    - Misleading "start times" in most theatres

    - Increasing affordability of decent home theater setups

    - Netflix, et al

    - The MPAA's increasing demonization of their customers ("I don't want to give money to *those* bastards")

    At this point, I can take my girlfriend to see a movie and spend $30 for the two of us for one movie that we'll probably be disappointed in, or I can spend that same $30 on a 5-at-a-time plan from Netflix and watch maybe 10 classic and/or good movies in a month. The choice just isn't that hard: one crappy movie a month loaded with ads, or 10 good ones on a decent home theater setup.

    Seeing as how all of the elements continuing to the trend are show no signs of slowing, I'd be surprised if it doesn't continue for the next several years.

    -b

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  67. Agreed by mikeswi · · Score: 4, Funny

    True Story:

    I go to the Carmike in Statesboro (35 mile drive) to watch I,Robot. Some assholes bring their 2? 3? year old kid with them and sit directly in front of me. By the time I realized this kid was going to make noise the whole time, there were no empty seats left. The kid starts making a racket as soon as the movie starts and never shuts up. She even started singing! People all over were staring at the kid instead of the screen, waiting for the parents to start acting like parents.

    You ignorant fucktards who bring small, noisy, untamed children to adult movies and don't keep them quiet are fucking assholes. What the hell is wrong with you people?

    "Oh Jesus Christ!", I yell, as I get up to find the manager. I let the manager know what's going on and he goes in and stands against a wall for about five minutes, watching them. Miraculously, they keep the kid's yap shut the whole time, so the manager sees no reason to ask them to leave. "Fine. You want to run a daycare center instead of a movie theater, that's fine. Give me my money back."

    Next day, I go to a smaller theater in Vidalia (25 mile drive) to watch it. So many people are lined up outside that it takes 20 minutes to get everyone in the door (they don't let you in without a ticket + they don't start selling tickets until 5 minutes before show time + only one ticket seller). Graciously, they hold off starting the movie until everyone is in (they did that for Star Wars III too).

    Fifteen minutes into the movie, THE PROJECTOR EATS THE FUCKING FILM! They handed out refunds and sent everyone home. GRRRRRRR.........

    The next day, I drove all the damn way to Savannah (80+ miles), crammed into an overstuffed theater and FINALLY watched the movie.

    This is why I don't watch movies on the big screen anymore. Unless it is something that I HAVE TO SEE RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW, I wait for the DVD. And I RENT that DVD, I don't buy it. Or I buy it used from the video store. So Hollywood loses every opportunity at having my money.

    1. Re:Agreed by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I do agree with most of what you've said, but I wonder if you intended the corelation between movie theaters/patrons being asshats and Hollywood being asshats... all you talked about were your bad theater experiences, and then you slipped in a little jab at Hollywood at the end with no explanation. Hollywood didn't bring their screaming kid in or eat the movie reel....

    2. Re:Agreed by TheMotedOne · · Score: 1

      I guess I am the only lucky one.

      In SLC there are at least 3 indy movies houses that show great movies and are cheap. They also have the best midnight movies to boot.

      My favorite theatre is called Brewvies. Indy Movie Theatre + Alcohol = No Kids.

      Not to mention a good on-tap beer in the theatre is nice.

    3. Re:Agreed by mikeswi · · Score: 1

      No, I wasn't taking a jab at Hollywood. I'm just explaining why they don't make any money off of me anymore.

      Anytime this subject comes up, people always go on about how horrible it is going to a theater these days. I lay a large part of the blame on that. Plus most of the movies suck lately anyway.

    4. Re:Agreed by mikeswi · · Score: 1

      On second thought, "adult movies" really oughta be "R-rated movies" :)

      *ahem*

    5. Re:Agreed by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      You live in the boonies. I used to drive that route all the time.

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    6. Re:Agreed by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Really what you should have done in the situation with the little kid was gotten up quietly. The only way people like that will (hopefully) learn is by being kicked out of the theater. By loudly stomping off you let them know you were going to get the manager, the parents will then quiet the kid for a bit and the manager won't be able to do a thing because his hands are tied unless he has some evidence other than one persons word.

      Of course I understand you were pissed but a little restraint would have nailed those asshats :)

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    7. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I bet you were pissed when you found out how much "I, Robot" sucked.

      Should have just stayed home and read the book.

    8. Re:Agreed by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I drove all the damn way to Savannah (80+ miles), crammed into an overstuffed theater and FINALLY watched the movie.

      You're lucky. I was on a hour flight with I Robot as the inflight movie. I tried watching for about ten minutes, realised it was a strinking, festering pile of steaming horse poo, but couldn't turn it off.

      The flight attendants kept stopping me when I tried to gouge my eyes and ears out. Not that it mattered much, with the tacky "terrorist safe" plastic cutlery, all I was managing was friction burns.

      What's worse was that on my next interstate flight, they played Mr & Mrs Smith. Man, there are not enough sick bags on a 737 for that shit.

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    9. Re:Agreed by HebrewToYou · · Score: 1

      You think THAT is bad...

      I saw a 10pm showing of Ghost in the Shell 2 at the Westside Pavilion in Los Angeles, only to have it ruined by some couple who felt said film was appropriate for a toddler. The movie begins, the kid start crying, and the couple resists leaving the theater. It wasn't until everyone started to complain aloud about the crying child that they left, nearly twenty minutes into the film.

      Feh. I felt my $11 admission was well spent...

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    10. Re:Agreed by MortimerV · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but that movie really isn't appropriate for anybody. I liked the first, but the second was the worst movie I've ever seen. Well, until I started fast-forwarding and self-dubbing it.

    11. Re:Agreed by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then for the punchline, you had to sit through "I, Robot."

    12. Re:Agreed by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm.... I give up. Do you live in Metter?

      I used to live in southeast Georgia too.

    13. Re:Agreed by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Erhm, Carmike in Statesboro; Vidalia, and Savannah aren't Hollywood.

      You're right about the theatre problem, however. I had a similar incident with a pre-teen/teen kid sitting behind me during a movie. He kept kicking the back of my chair (little bumps every now and then, from him fidgeting). We asked repeatedly for him to stop, and told him that we would have the managers remove him if he didn't stop. He didn't. Luckily, he was sitting in the last row, and I was in the row in front of him. I simply stood up for a while, and then sat on the seat (folded up) so he couldn't see the movie. Eventually, I sat back down and enjoyed peace and quiet for the rest of the film.

      Theatre owners are too easy to offer refunds for bad experiences because they know that the vast majority of people won't ask for refunds. They cut corners by removing the ushers, and offer refunds instead.

      Here's a great movie-theater business model (for grown ups):
      - Ushers at every isle intersection with 10,000 candlepower flashlights
      - No one under 18 allowed (period). [ ok, so this one is controversial; wait until you're over 21, and you'll get this one ]
      - No candy sold in hyper-sealed polyurethane 10" baggies
      - No old ladies in pairs seated next to each other allowed in the theater during the main showing
      - breathalizer entry points: unless it's a comedy, you have to blow a .007 to get in
      - Raised walls (cubicle style) surrounding each seat pair (with adjustable arm divider)

      There, instant successful theater just add water. Now someone go out there, make it happen and invite me for a critiqual visit.

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    14. Re:Agreed by Shelled · · Score: 1
      "I go to the Carmike in Statesboro (35 mile drive) to watch I,Robot....there were no empty seats left."

      A full house for 'I, Robot'? Liar! (or a miniplex.)

    15. Re:Agreed by mikeswi · · Score: 1

      Vidalia. Although it was Reidsville when all that happened.

    16. Re:Agreed by SeeMyNuts! · · Score: 1

      I thought the "I, Robot" movie was actually a good attempt to condense Asimov's stories into a single story. The movie captured all the "significant" angles of the stories while weaving a single plot through it. However, I did wait a long time before seeing the movie, because I was uncertain they could have really pulled it off. The one thing the movie lacked was that Asimov was pretty much a super-nerd-genius, and it shows in his novels, which isn't always good for typical movie audiences (e.g., the whole awkward scientist romance thing).

    17. Re:Agreed by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Except that in the Asimov's books there was always a paradox that needed to be solved:

      the point is that robots are machines and they were hardwired to break instantly if they broke the first Law. So in Asimov's books the robot wouldn't be able to come to this conclusion, that the first Law must be ascrificed for the good of the humans, the robots would break even thinking such a thing.

      In the movie though, the frigging computer just breaks the Law because apparently laws exist to be broken. The computer doesn't die a terrible computer death right away, it just keeps chugging alone quite nicely. So from point of view of conveing the original intent of Asimov's books - the fact that there is nothing that is absolute in this world and that some rigid laws cannot describe every possible situation and that in some circumstances the laws themselves become harmful to the humans - this idea was NOT presented at all.

      Of-course, whoever designed the actual robots for the movie (the 3d artists,) those guys really deserve an award of some sort.

    18. Re:Agreed by julesh · · Score: 1

      As long as you went expecting a Will Smith action flick, not an Asimov big screen adaptation, it wasn't too bad.

    19. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, Robot was an adult movie?

      Could have fooled me, I thought it was just a VFX demo reel.

    20. Re:Agreed by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      I've lived the dream. My local cinema put in a a "premium viewing room" (or something like that). Big seats (a la first class on a Boeing 747), a bar, no kids etc. etc. So its a bit pricey but you do feel you got your money's worth by the end. It works for people who really want to see the damn film or just older adults who don't want the irritations. The kids and chavscum can't afford it.

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    21. Re:Agreed by Himring · · Score: 1

      You went through all of that for i-robot?...

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    22. Re:Agreed by Midwestgeek · · Score: 1

      Besides the topic of rude people in theaters (pages more of which could be written), my main reasons for not seeing as many movies (and I live 3 miles from a new theater):
      1) Cost--2 tickets now cost as much as BUYING the DVD. Add popcorn & snacks, it's cheaper to watch @ home. If you have 2 kids you're probably out $50
      2) Comfort--finally, most theaters have better chairs to sit it, but for years the chairs were designed to give you backaches
      3) Home theater systems--you can get great sound at home for about $200.
      4) Ticket lines, concession lines, lines to get your ticket torn so you can finally go sit down, restroom lines. Mainly because they still seem to schedule too many movies to start around the same time. Then, we have to wait another 15 damn minutes through the trailers and other people still arriving late because they know they can arrive late because of the 15' of trailers!!!!
      5) Extras--DVDs always seem to have something extra for us, deleted scenes (my favorite) are very common, and other extras. What extras have theaters added for us that we really want? Answer: None.

      I missed seeing 3 big movies in theaters last summer. I bought the DVDs. The home viewing experience was better (in terms of comfort, food/drinks, pause button). Sound was about the same (and I have one of the cheaper HTS's)

    23. Re:Agreed by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      Hey.

      Shit happens.

      That's what you get when you enter the Real World(tm) which you, unlike your parents basement, are unable to control.

      The biggest problem with everyone, once we realized we can get whatever we want in the warm comfort of our own homes, is that we became self-obsessed perfectionists. The points you make have nothing to do with movies or the MPAA. It has to do with realizing that there are other people in the world as well. You have to cope with this. It's their world as well. You could have handled this situation a lot better, imho.

      If you want to see the movies, alone, without interacting with other people, that's fine. But it has NOTHING, whatsoever, to do with the MPAA and movies in general.

    24. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fifteen minutes into the movie, THE PROJECTOR EATS THE FUCKING FILM!

      This is why they should embrace digital film technology PRONTO.

      When they had an issue with the Star Wars III movie, the theatre I was in almost rioted.

      On the other topic, of kids -- I have 2 myself, and I never took them into a movie that wasn't specifically a kid's movie. I think more important than the G - PG - R system that we have for movies now, we should have ages attached to those, and if the movie isn't for kids below about 6, they shouldn't be allowed in under any circumstances. Not for legal reasons. But simply because it sucks.

    25. Re:Agreed by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Part of being human and being aroudn humans is a little thing called being polite and considerate.

      Its not an unreasonable expectation to be ablet o go into a movie theater and watch a movie without kids running around screaming or people talking on their cell phones.

      It has everything to do with movies; I'm sure that's a large part of why people aren't gonig. I want to watch a movie, not listen to your kid scream.

    26. Re:Agreed by prurientknave · · Score: 1

      think of the children! the bleeding children that eat into your property taxes and fail in school, the children that must be subsidized at all the stupid catalog sales opportunities, the children that run around and become disruptive at movies, throwing wild tantrums, popcorn or just screaming, the children who play in the streets and annoy you on halloween. Really you're not doing enough for someone else's kid unless you let him/her ride you into the grave.

      To Hell With Your GODDAMN KIDS!

    27. Re:Agreed by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I thought I was the only one that thought the parents of kids should be SOLEY reponsibible for paying for their kids' schooling.

    28. Re:Agreed by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      You ignorant fucktards who bring small, noisy,...

      I believe the proper term is infantile fucktards.

      Please, let's keep this discussion on the proper level.....

    29. Re:Agreed by mikeswi · · Score: 1

      "But it has NOTHING, whatsoever, to do with the MPAA and movies in general."

      MPAA? I didn't say anything of the sort. I'm giving my explanation for why Hollywood and the movie theaters make no money from me anymore. The theater experience is an UNPLEASANT AND FRUSTRATING experience. The film breaking was just an accident, but certainly the theater owners can do a better job making sure one customer isn't ruining the experience for everyone else. Unless they do something about that, they can quit whining about losing customers.

      How could I have handled that situation better? By reaching forward and smacking the parents? Because I sure as hell wanted to do that, just not badly enough to be arrested. I did the proper thing - contacted management. When management refused to correct the problem, I demanded my money back and went elsewhere.

      As for the amateur pychoanalysis, thanks for the reading but I'll use a professional who knows what he's doing if I ever need that. I'm 30 years old, never HAD a basement, have my own house and interact with people just fine. When someone acts rude, I go interact with someone else. Which means I stay out of movie theaters.

  68. Where should I start by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    The movie experience just plain SUCKS nowadays, rude movie goers who refuse to turn off their cell phones, talkers, problem children, over priced concessions and just plain uninteresting movies etc, etc, etc..... The last movie I went to was Too Wong Fu and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now I just wait for the movie to come out on DVD and watch it in scaled high def on the living room PC.

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  69. My $0.02 (not adjusted for inflation) by bobcat7677 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For me, not only has the quality of movies been found lacking, but my standards have been raised a bit on the types of movies I will see in the theatre. In order to justify the cost, it has to be a movie I think I will REALLY like that's subject matter is something I think will really matter to me. "V for Vendetta" will probably be the first movie I see in the theatre since "Serenity" because of it's subject matter.

    The nail in the coffin though (as it were), is the Netflix and Blockbuster DVDs by mail services. I never have to get off my excellent *ss other then to go to the mailbox. And with Blockbuster at least, I can "save" movies that are just coming to theaters so I can watch them later when they come out on DVD. So, when I see a preview for something I might like...I just jump on blockbuster.com and save it. Sure I don't get to see it till a couple months later when it hits DVD...but I don't care as very rarely does a movie come along thats actually worth seeing in the theatre anymore. Unlike the live action epics of yesteryear (eg Ben Hur), CGI probably looks BETTER on my home TV set then the theatre screen.

  70. (Normalized) Seats v. Revenue by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    I also wonder: If you take $revenue[$year], divide it by $average_cost_of_ticket[$year], and multiply that by ($us_population[$year] / $us_population[2005]), do you get a steady downward curve as $year increases?

  71. why movies suck by nannyook · · Score: 1

    It's because the executives of the movie companies are just really expensive accountants, not business leaders. So they won't take risks. And also - because these companies seem to have more law talent than creative talent.

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  72. It is always about the obnoxious other viewers by GauteL · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Every single time this subject comes up, someone tells us that it is about the obnoxious other people in the cinema and how crappy the cinema experience is because of it and every single time these people get modded up even though they are talking about a pretty much non-existant problem that almost noone seems to care about but them and some people on Slashdot.

    You have all heard the stories about people answering mobile phones during the film and actually talking loud for fifteen minutes.

    It has hardly every happened to me, and I have literally gone to the cinema thousands of times. I am not alone either. It has never impacted on the movie experience of any of my movie-crazy friends.

    I'd say much less than 1% of movie goers are seriously bothered about this problem on a regular basis, so there is very little chance of this actually causing this decline.

    The fact is that 8% decline in one year is absolutely no statistical basis for claiming the movie industry is in general decline. It may very well be, but the 8% decline proves absolutely nothing. It might just be a slow year.

    Looking at the oscar winners, and remembering the films I watched this year I'd say this year was definetely a slow year. I personally loved King Kong, but it does not seem to have had the massive appeal the studio hoped for.

    It is not however some terminal decline, and all the great films of all time were not made in the 60s and 70s. It annoys me when people claim this, as they obviously has not followed film in the last 15 years in any detail.

    1. Re:It is always about the obnoxious other viewers by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      One cell phone call. And I go to the movies about 10 times a year.

  73. Home theaters are better too by ender-iii · · Score: 1

    With a nice large wide screen, 5.1 surround (or better) and a couple of lazy boys, why go out?
    Unplug the phone, turn off the lights, crack a beer a you get a better experience.
    Just, make sure everyone takes a leak first. Nothing ruins a movie more than a pause to pee.

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  74. People say that movies suck... but... by ylikone · · Score: 1

    ... movies have always sucked. You who hate what hollywood pumps out these days are just nostalgic for the kind of stuff you saw when you were young. When you watch the old stuff again you think, wow, the old stuff is good. It isn't really! You are just seeing it through rose-colored-stained-glass-windows. You know there are kids these days that love what hollywood puts out and they will think movies suck when they grow up. The truth is, it all sucks and it always has.

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    Meh.
  75. I agree by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I quite buying CDs around 2000. I was sick and tired of the outrageous prices that they were charging.

    In 1996, I started on my DVD collection. Back then, I could get DVDs for $9-10. Of course, at that time, A movie for 2 of us was about 10. Now, it is about 30, while the DVD can be had for 15-20. So, with a nice TV and Stereo, I get to watch from home with a bottle of wine, a gal, and in the end, I own the movie. Basically, the movie is overpriced for what it is delivering.

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    1. Re:I agree by pizpot · · Score: 1

      Hear hear. For me, the 80's were a boom time. Had lots of cash and could spend it. CD prices sky-rocketed and it just seemed like part of the boom. Then the 90's happened, and people had less cash to spend. BUT CD prices stayed high. I went from trying to buy 4 albumns a month to try to expand my collection, to not going to the store anymore. Then the prices got even worse. Sheesh... make the CDs in China already and sell them for cheap like everything else man.

    2. Re:I agree by Kombat · · Score: 1

      I quite buying CDs around 2000. I was sick and tired of the outrageous prices that they were charging.

      $15 for an hour's worth of music you can enjoy over and over, as many times as you want, in high-quality digital sound, then sell the CD to someone else when you finally tire of it, is "outrageous?"

      Ever been to the opera? Ballet? Any pro sports event? Methinks you should get some perspective.

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    3. Re:I agree by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I buy my music online. In addition, I still have a ton of old CDs that I like. But CDs are out due to their extravegant costs (15 for a CD vs. 15 for a DVD; I will buy the DVD and mp3s/ogg/flac).

      Events are one time things.

      If looking for perspective, lets compare apple to apples, not apples to oranges.

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    4. Re:I agree by somersault · · Score: 1

      err.. the CDs are cheap.. the RIAA isn't =p well not when it comes to pricing

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  76. High Prices? by Kev_Stewart · · Score: 1

    The people behind the refreshments counter at my local cinema have at last given up their charade.

    They're now required to wear masks and stripy sweaters.

  77. Mashed Potato Cinema by Mundocani · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was floored when the MPAA president tried promoting moving theater attendance during Sunday's awards by espousing the virtues of viewing a movie with a group of strangers brought together by a common cause (is watching a movie really a cause?). Does he really believe his own crap? When was the last time he even saw a movie with the general public instead of in a plush private theater ahead of its general release date? I, for one, am not a big fan of paying a fortune to fight with strangers for a decent seat only to have to put up with chatter and cell phones throughout the film. I'm certainly not building mashed potato cinemas at the dinner table along with thousands of others who will find themselves also drawn to this mysterious force bringing us all together to watch some hollywood shovelware.

    1. Re:Mashed Potato Cinema by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      What is really funny is you rant about movies not giving people anything in common but you finish with a somewhat vague reference to a Spielberg (of all people) movie.

    2. Re:Mashed Potato Cinema by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Also, he did this while watching the Oscars. Were millions of people come thogether to watch stars jag each other off.

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    3. Re:Mashed Potato Cinema by ameoba · · Score: 1

      What's the point of bringing that up during the Oscars? Does anyone watch the damned thing that isn't already a fairly dedicated moviegoer?

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    4. Re:Mashed Potato Cinema by Mundocani · · Score: 1

      The purpose of making the Spielberg reference was to point out the sort of absurdity of hollywood essentially believing its own stories. Viewing the theater-going experience as some sort of mystical devil's tower drawing us together to a greater purpose is just ridiculous, but is very nearly what he tried to trying to encourage theater attendance.

      To the poster who commented about "doing this while watching the Oscars", I think you missed the point as well. I don't hate movies and the fact that I was watching the Oscars has little to do with what I was trying to illustrate. Hollywood desparately wants to promote going to the theaters but provides little incentive to do so and, aside from the vast majority of movies being medicore at best, one of the reasons I hate seeing movies in theaters is that it's just a sucky experience. It's expensive, there's too much time overhead in getting to the theater early to get a good seat, you have to put up with people who talk and babies who cry during the film, and you can't pause it to take a piss. I love my home theater and I love good movies, but I don't give a shit about seeing movies in theaters anymore unless both the film and the theater are really really special.

    5. Re:Mashed Potato Cinema by kidcharles · · Score: 1

      Sitting in a dark room with a bunch of strangers all staring in silence (hopefully) at a screen is not social interaction. Unless you are making out in the back row. Seriously though, yeah, maybe you go to the movie and talk about it with friends afterward, but you can do that at home, and discuss the movie during watching as well in that case.

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    6. Re:Mashed Potato Cinema by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I agree with your points, it just thought it was pretty funny in an ironic sort of way...

  78. Has to be said... by Ch*mp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Produce a _good_ film.
    2. Price tickets _fairly_.
    3. ????
    4. Profit!

  79. Pay for view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering better then theater results in average livingrooms, it's a real pity opening night does not include pay-for-view. There are a few where we could make a night of it plus taking for granted that I'd be spending 35 plus, distributors could probably save me a litttle money.

  80. MPAA Sees the Opposite from the Numbers by wigginz · · Score: 1
    Their take on the numbers: http://moviecitynews.com/Notepad/2006/060309_pr.ht ml

    I love this quote:

    "A nationwide survey conducted by Nielsen Entertainment/NRG in August of 2005 indicated that 81% of moviegoers who saw at least one movie in 2005 believed the experience was a good investment of their time and money, versus 15% who preferred to watch the movie on DVD and 4% who said they should have not seen the movie at all. "

    I would have never expected 81% of people are happy with their movie going experience, and only 15% preferred DVD...

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    1. Re:MPAA Sees the Opposite from the Numbers by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      Actually, by those numbers they roughly should expect at the very least a 10% decline. And if they were being reasonable, then you could roughly expect about 19%.

      Which means they're ahead of the game. Congrats!

  81. A DVD's hidden costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $15 DVD
    $0.50 for the DVD player*
    $0.50 for the surround sound*
    $5 for the 60" TV*
    $3 Popcorn
    $5 snacks
    $1 drinks
    $2 for the gasoline to get the DVD, popcorn, snacks and drinks
    $20 for the pizza + tip
    $1.50 for the electricity*
    $30 for the mortgage of your house*
    $2 for the sofa*
    $3 for the heat*
    $0.25 for using the toilet*
    $0.5 waste management fee*
    $5 for the illegal immigrant to clean your house

    $94.25 for a night infront of your TV.

    Come to our cinema... and save your money!

    Sincerely,
    your local cinema owner

    * Hidden costs for the movie evening. Calculated by qualified consultants from Accenture, formerly known as Arthur Andersen LLP.

    1. Re:A DVD's hidden costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adding fixed costs to the cost of watching a DVD is retarded. On the other hand there are hidden costs there that are dependent upon the act of watching the DVD itself. So while I get that you're trying to be funny, you're also touching briefly on a valid point of comparison. The end additional cost over the Netflix subscription isn't going to be a great deal of money, though, so I see why you want to make light of it with humor.

    2. Re:A DVD's hidden costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A night out's hidden costs $9 tickets * 2 $20 Food & Drink (YMMV) $2 Gas to get to the theater $20 Car ownership costs $30 for the mortgage on the house * $5 for the 60" TV * etc... $100 for the therapy required after you realize how much you spent for this 'wonderful' experience to see a chick flick on a date. $15 on insurance in case an illegal immigrant cleans out your house while you are out watching a movie. $500 replacing all the stuff the illegal immigrant stole that the insurance doesn't cover. Total cost: varies, but it's not worth it. Stay at home. Borrow your friend's DVDs. Borrow several cause he's a pervert.

  82. The future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will hopefully shift to Indie films and a resurgence towards bookreading again. Books are just far more entertaining and Indies are far more original. The movie industry should feel ashamed if they even bother to mention piracy. When a trip for two is now $19.00 or $20.00 and popcorn and two sodas are an extra $10.00, thirty bucks makes one feel robbed when you realize that you spent all of that money. I could buy the DVD on sale, buy a box of popcorn and a six pack and barely break $20.00. They're the ones robbing us. Especially for those poor souls like me who spent money to see Ultraviolet. :)

  83. Still, there is hope... by Ex+Fish · · Score: 1

    I wasn't even alive when Episode IV came out, but after going to the Serenity Premier in Santa Cruz, I can safely say I haven't been cheated out of that kind of experience. We got a posse together, went in full costume (I was one of those "Hands of Blue" guys), expecting to be part of a very small group of fanatics in a big empty theatre. Ha. The line of Browncoats stretched down three blocks, 2/3 of the people in it were in costume as well. It was pretty incredible being part of that, and besides I thought the movie was pretty damn good. Every now and then some movie comes out of left field, just when you're starting to despair, and gives you hope that it's not over yet. These days they certainly stand out more, what with the mindless crud they're competing with.

  84. Who would have thought? Part IV! by Kranfer · · Score: 1

    Well, the movie makers out there in CA need to realize something. Sequels upons sequels do not guarantee money. The think the best movie I saw last year was Wedding Crashers, but thats it. The best movie of the last 3 years... Return of the King, not even made in this country. Hollywood needs to come up with BETTER more exciting stories like movies of old that can capivate an audience... Movies like say... First Contact, Back to The Future... Saving Private Ryan Lord of the Rings etc.. These movies they put out that have no real stories, give people no connection to characters no real significance... They need to stop.

    My advice: Fire all your executives, writers etc who come up with nothing worthwhile and hire people with fresh new and exciting ideas. Something that might say.... Interest Us?!

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    "Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me!" - Pete Conrad
  85. ROTFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You made my day, that was just fucking priceless.

  86. Industry Asses don't understand art! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    The only things they trust is something that has already worked in the past. They take one success and try to copy it in some way. They believe this will guarantee a return on investment. It's all a part of the same entertainment industry formula that has been going on since it was 'incorporated.' "Originality" is either too expensive or too risky. (possibly both) So even if they had really good stuff available for them to produce, they might not do it!

    I find this situation unsurprising and all to predictable. You can't industrialize and formulate entertainment because it's an art. The results are obvious. New music sucks. New movies suck. The reviews and awards demonstrate it on a regular basis. I pray for the day that the crusty old asses who are making the decisions will retire.

  87. Have to agree about the lack of film quality by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I've been a Lifetime Member of Cinema Seattle, which puts on America's largest film festival, for years now, been to Cannes, Vancouver BC, Santa Barbara, Venice Italy for their film festivals, and I have to say that most of the reason for people not going to see films has more to do with the overuse of formulaic films and lack of quality films than it has anything to do with piracy.

    Heck, my brother-in-law Gil Luna is an actor. I'm just hoping the film he's shooting turns out to be good ...

    But blaming the downturn in movie attendance on piracy is just plain wrong. It's more likely caused by any of the following:

    1. increased movie ticket prices;
    2. increased movie food/drink prices;
    3. obsessive security making it less fun;
    4. too many bleeding cell phones that should be hammered into small bits; or
    5. the decisions by movie theater chains to be unoriginal.

    Now, saying that, it's not like there are no good films, I've seen quite a few, but recently I've been very uninterested in the films I see playing locally, and I see more than a hundred films most years. Given me more free time, I admit, but it's not piracy.

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  88. Babysitter? by tepples · · Score: 1

    I live in Toronto and two tickets, one pop and one bag of popcorn costs at best $35.

    Did you include paying the babysitter, if the movie is PG-13 or R? Did you include auto fuel?

    1. Re:Babysitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't take the TTC or ride a bike?!

    2. Re:Babysitter? by tepples · · Score: 1

      You didn't take the TTC or ride a bike?!

      I don't live in Toronto. There are no dedicated bike lanes where I live, buses run only once an hour, and the bus service is not running almost more often than it is running (stops at 9 PM on weekdays, 6 PM on Saturdays, and doesn't run at all on Sundays or holidays).

      OK, so did you include the bus/train fare?

    3. Re:Babysitter? by scotch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and if you include paying the prostitute for a threesome after the flick, then a movie costs over $500 canadian!!!! Can you believe it!!!

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  89. Posting anonymously cuz im a pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for universal studios. We have to support an application called Flicks. This application is essentially a film generator. You put in actors, plot ideas etc and it generates a movie and merchandising concept. Babe was a mistake, it wasnt supposed to make that much money, heads rolled, they realized millions had been lost. So they tried again, but alas Babe II: Pig in the city tanked. Doesnt matter, flicks has successfully worked on such films as American Pie and Land Before Time. If you wonder why there are a trillion law and order series, now you know.

  90. Stealth... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was a joke. I guess nobody got it.

    1. Re:Stealth... by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      I guess a joke requiring movie knowledge in a conversation about why movies suck is kind of a wrong crowd thing. Oh well, the saving grace of comedy is that if you are bad at it no one will laugh at you.

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    2. Re:Stealth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. I get it now. A stealth joke.

  91. What the MPAA doesn't get ... by kitzilla · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... is that we're not our parents.

    On the whole, I'm betting post-boomers are less "social" and far more likely to be comfortably entertained at home. We're quite comfortable with our kick-ass flat-screen monitors, thanks, and our sound systems beat those our parents senseless.

    We don't NEED big theatre screens. We rarely dress to go out. Our popcorn comes from the microwave, not a $4.00 carboard bucket. And if we want to be in a roomful of strangers, there are all those IRC channels to choose from ...

    I thought the MPAA's pitch that "nothing beats the theatre experience" we heard at the Oscars was simply pathetic. Please don't tell me what I like, Mr. Hollywood. Let me tell you:

    I want downloadable movies. I want them as soon as possible to release. I'll pay.

    Oh -- and more sex, please. I'll take that over cartoonish, numbing gore and violence. But that's just me.

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  92. Add these to the list: by glassgnost · · Score: 1

    Screaming/crying/kicking brats

    Cell phones and pagers

    Can't smoke

    Can't feel up my wife -- much...

    Can't smoke (the other stuff)

    The Beck's bottles make way too much noise rolling down the floor...

    1. Re:Add these to the list: by geodescent · · Score: 1
      Can't feel up my wife -- much...
      hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You rule.
  93. My $0.02 by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

    And people laugh at anime fans. Well, some deserve it. They have the a little higher good-to-crap ratio than Hollywood, but that's still a whole 'nother market, so picking between the best of the two gives you some nice options. Seriously, Hollywood doesn't hold a candle to Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Haibane Renmei, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Princess Mononoke (hell, Miyazaki in general) and the like. As long as you avoid kid stuff (a big clue is the length - most better shows are usually 13 or 26 episodes long; the ones that run forever like Naruto, Bleach, Dragonball Z and such are for kids).

    One of the real strengths of the genre is that it won't look perfectly real, so usually creators just focus on making it look pretty good and cool, and then devote some time to plot and characters and cinematography (is the beginning of V Hunter D: BL not one of the greatest ever?), and since it is usually cheaper to make, they can be more adventurous (this is why there is alot more sf and fantasy anime than US films, in fact all I listed above are f/sf).

    Two beefs I have with movies that are a little different are: 1.) the frame rate is TOO SLOW for action movies. I heard it was about 24fps. In well-done anime where the speed is high, sction scenes are a million times better because YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING and it isn't all one big blur. This is especially bad when combined with beef 2.) I hate this newly popular camera method of jumping between close-ups every two seconds. It's like the cameraman is a near-sighted kid with ADHD that is a slave to following motion (CS players???). Does a fight scene really have to zoom in on the hero's limb every time they move it (I'm looking at you, Bourne movies)? Combine this jumping and zooming with the slow frame rate, and the action is all a blur that sucks. And usually they are so unrealistic that it loses all the cool (like when a gun pistol has a 50 round mag and can't shoot through a door but can explode a helicopter instantly, like in The Transporter 2, or when a pistol has enough power and ammo to cut a hole in the floor like in Underworld). So even B action movies lose their only good point, the action.

    At least with B anime you get a really cool setting, backdrops, characters (if shallow, I mean like original badguys), and action.

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    1. Re:My $0.02 by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      James Cameron is actually working on developing technology to defeat the frame rate problem. Faster recording cameras (I believe 120FPS), and better projection technology, blah blah blah.

      But you're right on the rest.

    2. Re:My $0.02 by justthinkit · · Score: 0

      A slow frame rate saves money, big time. No need to have the actors or stunt people actually be able to do anything. No need to have the stunt person (male) look like the actor (female). And with CGI mixed into the action, less CGI frames to render. All in all, 2 or 3 times cheaper to rip off the viewing public.

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  94. Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by fahrvergnugen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not about the quality of the films available. The films are about as good as they've always been, to be honest. That is to say, they're shit, but they're entertaining, so I'll keep going.

    It's the theater-going experience itself that has become intolerable. I'd go back to the movies in a heartbeat if I knew of a theater that had the following policies:

    1) Theater owners need to hire large, hardass, bouncer-type stone cold ushers. If you talk, you're out. Cell phone? Out. Laser pointer? Out. Kick the seat in front of you? Out. Smartass who yells comments, thinking he's the next Joel Robinson or Mike Nelson? Out. If you're bothering the people around you in any way, instead of watching the film quietly or respectfully (or making out quietly, that's always cool by me), then you're out on your ass, no refund, and cry me a fucking river.

    2) Theater owners must enforce the MPAA ratings. Don't let kids buy tickets for The Shaggy Dog and then sneak into Saw II. They ruin it. Check IDs at the box office, and check tickets at the door of the auditorium, and bingo, no more problem. I tried to see the Exorcist re-release 5 years ago, and it was ruined by a theater full of teenagers who were all holding tickets to see the latest g-rated insult to IQs over 50. I haven't seen a horror film in the theater since.

    3) Theater owners must stop showing advertisements before a film starts for products that are not other films. People resent paying $12 to be a captive audience for 30 minutes of television commercials.

    Bonus un-necessary but IT WOULD BE AWESOME policies:

    4) Theater audiences must SHUT THE FUCK UP. In the last ten years or so, I've noticed a disturbing trend. Audiences seem no longer content to just laugh at the funny parts or cry at the sad parts. They now must treat a film as if someone is filming a sitcom, and they are part of the live studio audience. Here's a news flash, people: IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE. IT CAN'T HEAR YOU. Stop clapping and cheering when the Warner Brothers logo shows up at the beginning of the next Batman film. Stop applauding when Neo beats down Agent Smith. Definitely STOP GIVING THE CREDITS A STANDING OVATION. What, are you fucking retarded or something? What the hell is wrong with you people?

    3) A liquor license, even just wine-beer, for R-rated evening showings after 8pm. I'd love to be able to drink a cold one while I'm watching a movie in a room full of grownups. I already have a local theater that does this with second-run films, but I'd love it if I could get this kind of service in a first-run show with a kick-ass sound system.

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    1. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      1) I heckle. It's funny. People laugh. You will too. And good luck finding me if you don't.

      2) MPAA ratings are stupid and arbitrary.

      3) There is no way there are 30 minutes of commercials. Maybe 5. 10 tops.

      4) You must be getting Alzheimers in your old age. Applause was much more popular back in the 70s, 80s, and earlier. If anything, it's declined overall.

      3) I think you've had enough already.

    2. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1
      Theater owners must stop showing advertisements before a film starts for products that are not other films. People resent paying $12 to be a captive audience for 30 minutes of television commercials.
      My personal policy is that since the advertiser has a captive audience, it's worth at least $10 per person for them to target that audience. So I treat myself to one guilt-free download of a movie from bittorrent or whatever for each commercial I have to watch before a movie.
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    3. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by Dwarfgoat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3) A liquor license, even just wine-beer, for R-rated evening showings after 8pm.

      Heh, and you somehow think this will help alleviate the irritating behavior described your earlier points? Good luck shushing the asshole on his cell phone once he's got a few beers in him! Ooh, and just wait until he gets pissed at the bad guy's antics, and throws what's left of his latest beer at the screen!

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    4. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by splutty · · Score: 1
      Heh, and you somehow think this will help alleviate the irritating behavior described your earlier points? Good luck shushing the asshole on his cell phone once he's got a few beers in him! Ooh, and just wait until he gets pissed at the bad guy's antics, and throws what's left of his latest beer at the screen!


      Well. You see, that wouldn't actually be a problem if the other options of "Shut the fuck up and get the hell out if you misbehave" were enforced. But seeing as that doesn't happen, you create more problems.

      However here in the Netherlands, they sell beer in the theater, and my overall experience with cinemas and theaters here is a lot better than any of the ones I've been to in the US. I guess it also has to do with what you're used to or how you were 'raised'.

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    5. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Thing is, all of the items you list would no doubt increase the cost of your ticket. Well, except #4.

    6. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sorry, you're not funny. However, I do find the fact that you can't count beyond 4 to be rather amusing.

    7. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      3) There is no way there are 30 minutes of commercials. Maybe 5. 10 tops.


      There were 15+ minutes of commercials when I went to the movies. That was 4 years ago. I'm sure they've gotten worse since then.
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    8. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by anaesthetica · · Score: 2, Informative
      3) A liquor license, even just wine-beer, for R-rated evening showings after 8pm. I'd love to be able to drink a cold one while I'm watching a movie in a room full of grownups. I already have a local theater that does this with second-run films, but I'd love it if I could get this kind of service in a first-run show with a kick-ass sound system.

      There was a 'premium' theater near me in Owings Mills, MD that had this kind of setup. They served nice food and had an alcohol license. It was 21-over only to get into the theater. They had nice big wide leather seats that reclined, stadium seating, areas between the seats where you could set down your drink and food tray. Guess what? It went out of business and was bought by the AMC chain. Now it's normal and profitable. There aren't enough adult-only crowds to make a 'first class' theater worthwhile.

    9. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by winwar · · Score: 1

      "3) There is no way there are 30 minutes of commercials. Maybe 5. 10 tops."

      Been to a movie recently? Let's see, there is the "20" (various advertisements) before the movie (that you might miss if you don't want a "good" seat). The commercials when the projector starts. And the trailers (they ARE commercials, albeit sometimes wanted).

      I would say say 30 minutes is far too low.

    10. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, General Cinema...I miss those guys!

      They had a theatre like that by me here in MA as well. They build some really nice theaters with some seriously kick ass sound systems, but had some trouble with that whole profit thing.

    11. Re:Movie theaters suck, that's the problem. by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I see these arguments made over and over. But things really haven't changed so much in the movie going experience. Granted cell phones and laser pointers are new, but they simple aren't that much of a problem. I HATE when a cell phone goes off in a theater, but I think most people are relaying a single incident, that happened to them a year or two ago, when they bring this up.

      MPPA ratings? They use to have nudity in PG films. PG-13 is still relatively new. And they never use to enfore the rated R restrictions, so nothing go "ruined" for you on that front. If anything, it should have gotten better for you.

      As for commercials, don't show up so early. I could be wrong on this, but I don't ever recall (living on both coasts and now a mountain state) commercials going a half an hour past the movie start time. I only ever hear about that on Slashdot. In fact, I'd say the commercials always stop at the movie start time, followed by some previews for ~8 minutes. I see very few commercials at the theater unless it's a huge movie that requires me to get there real early. Unless you're talking about in-movie advertising?

      Applause and loud people are nothing new. I still have the sound of that one guy in my head screaming, "Freddy gonna kill you bitch. He gonna kill you," and that's from '84. If anything I find people are more likely to tell the talkers to shut up now, than in the past.

      Agreed on the liquor license. That'd make a big difference for me and then theaters can stop whining about not being able to make enough money.

      I just really don't think it's the theater or the movie going experience. If anything, it's better now. The floors are cleaner than the 70s and 80s and the seating is much better. I have holders for my drinks and, thanks to stadium seating, I can now always see over the head of the person in front of me (a HUGE leap in the movie going experience). It's not the experience that's gotten worse, it's that the movies suck a lot more. They're nothing but gimmicks anymore (ie. CGI, big stars, remakes, etc).

  95. Not all movies suck by jyc · · Score: 1

    Somewhere around my 20s, that's when I understood that nearly all action movies suck. I had forgotten it for some time then I saw Armagedon and since that day I never forgot. Nowadays I just see non blockbuster action movies. I saw several good films this year. Crash was excellent. I am really glad it won the Oscar. History of violence was OK. Match Point was really entertaining. They have this so call Cine Art next to where I live. It is great because it is mostly an older audience, so you can watch a movie without pop-corn munching or people talking. Only bad point, they don't have arcade games, but you cannot have it all... I think the reason why most action movies suck is that it is really hard to get me on their side. I mean, if the movie is so far out, I will be turned down and will not be receptive from that moment. So if there is a super sexy babe kicking asses to monsters, all that wearing high heels in a latex suit with her boobs nearly falling out, I feel they take me for a morron, not a chance I am going to like the movie. And from the commercials I see on TV, there have been several films like this this year. It's too bad because they may have some good sci-fi scenario, but I cannot pass the kung-fu, super effects crap. But I am probably not the common case, I guess many guys probably like that kind of action. I am more interested in the story, filming, acting... You can keep your special effects (to me they still don't look as convincing as 2001 special effects)

  96. Yup, too expensive by still-a-geek · · Score: 1
    In the Chicagoland area, movie tickets are anywhere from $8.50 in the suburbs to almost $12.00 in the city. When I take a date (that's right, a woman), I'm shelling out about $20 for the tix and $$$ for really overpriced drinks and food. Come on, $4.00 for a medium pop and $3.00 for a small popcorn?? So, if you add it all up, that's about $34 (2 tix, 2 pops, and 2 popcorn bags)! I'll wait for the DVD.

    The majority of movies also suck nowadays. There's no imagination. They are either remakes or based on some comic book (although Spiderman II was pretty good). Why remake movies? Do the producers/writers think they can make it better than the original? Prime examples of crap remakes: Pink Panther, War of the Worlds, Shaft, Starsky and Hutch, Dukes of Hazzard. The only movie I would like to see remade is Plan 9 from Outer Space. It wasn't voted "worse movie ever" for nothing.

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    1. Re:Yup, too expensive by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I didn't see the others, but I thought the War of the Worlds was a good remake. The effects were great and it was even more true to the book then the version from the 50s.

  97. History repeating by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    It's funny how history repeats itself. Last time this happened, in the 1950s-60s, the cinemas were losing viewers to that new-fangled TV contraption, especially after it got color. So they tried all sorts of gimmicks to get people to come out to the theaters. About the only one that stayed around was widescreen, though "Sensurround" might be considered an ancestor of the multi-channel Dolby and DTS sound systems that were another advantage the theaters had over home video...until home video got them too.

    I wonder what new gimmicks will come out of this new panic. Universal digital cinema, perhaps? Will Hollywood finally surrender and start releasing movies simultaneously to cable, home video, and cinema? Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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  98. For the last time, they weren't gay cowboys.... by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

    They were Bi Shepherds!

    Jeez.

  99. Just not worth it... by jupiter_ganymede · · Score: 1

    If the people from the MPAA would actually pay to watch a movie in a theater they might begin to see how much of a rip-off movies have become. It's bad enough dropping $10 to see a good movie, but most of the movies that are out are not worth the cost of a rental.

    1. Re:Just not worth it... by JesseHathaway · · Score: 1

      If the MPAA paid to go see their movies, they could single-handedly reverse the trend that they've been crying about! And if they couldn't eat all the snacks, give the leftovers to the hungry.

      Seriously though, I don't think that the MPAA needs to worry about pirates or ninjas. What will spell the end for the MPAA, as well as us all, is the elusive Ninja Pirate... the FSM's Angel of Death.

  100. Both Sides of the Mouth. by twitter · · Score: 1
    I'm shocked that the MPAA spokesweasel didn't blame piracy.

    Why would he have to? Every damn DVD I rent, and probably every movie on the screen, has told me I'm a dirty rotten thief. As a bonus, at home I get to stare at the dire FBI warning and at the theater I get to watch half an hour of adverts. The overwhelming industry message is that sharing is wrong, equivalent to stealing cars or snatching purses.

    They've lost their minds. The message they need is that movies are fun. All the rest is just a turn off that will drive people to alternative makers of media.

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  101. Less interest in "new" movies lately by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 1

    I know I've been going to the theater less lately because I'm not really interested in seeing remakes of old classics--even if one of said remakes is directed by Peter Jackson. I'm also not fond of being kicked in the wallet at the snack stand when I can stock up my fridge at home and watch a movie on demand or on DVD.

    I did see a few movies (Sin City, Batman Begins, Syriana, and a couple others) and enjoyed them. Most of my movie-watching has been at movie marathons at a home theater--movies that came out nearly a decade (or more) ago.

    I won't go so far as to say that movie theaters are obsolete, because watching a THX-certified movie in a theater is an experience in itself, but the theaters are screwing themselves by overcharging for admission/snacks and turning what used to be a "cheap date" into an expensive venture.

  102. Re:Home Theaters | Answer : Girl by Klanglor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hehe. to ask a girl out! its hard to get the girl to come to your place on the first date. hehe. if you pull it of it wouldn't be bad neither :p

  103. Straight to video by tepples · · Score: 1

    I live very near a good quality second run cinema - the theatres are all decent quality, it's just that the films are all second run.

    With time from release in theaters to release in DVD rental stores shrinking, your second-run cinema might go out of business rawther quickly.

    1. Re:Straight to video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope it doesn't, cause there is a 2nd run theater here in Cedar Rapids that I happen to like a lot. They have good movie prices, and on the weekends at midnight, they show a "classic" movie (this past weekend it was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. First time I'd ever seen it in a theater :). Also, with the $4 ticket price and showing actual reason in the cost of snacks, no wonder I go there way more than I go to the regular new theaters.

  104. It has nothing to do with movie quality. by raehl · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't the quality of movies. There are just as many good movies (And bad movies) as there have always been.

    The problem for the movie industry is that there are a lot more things for people to spend money on to entertain themselves. Look at the phenomonal growth of the video game industry - that money has to come from somewhere. Some of it comes from seeing fewer movies.

    1. Re:It has nothing to do with movie quality. by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      The problem for the movie industry is that there are a lot more things for people to spend money on to entertain themselves. Look at the phenomonal growth of the video game industry - that money has to come from somewhere. Some of it comes from seeing fewer movies.

      Perhaps you're right. However, I have plenty of money to go see movies, and traditionally have! I don't go anymore because the movies don't generate the interest in me that the older movies did. These days I find myself going to foreign films (such as Ong Bak and Kung Fu Hustle) or buying older dvd's.

      As a geek, the last movie that interested me was Firewall, and it was only low interest and the movie was only ok.

      Ultraviolet looks pretty cool, but after seeing Aeon Flux I feel like I may be looking to get disappointed. I may just have to wait for the dvd.

      But I mean come on, check out http://www.apple.com/trailers/ and see what's comin out!

      X-men 3 - I'm there!!!
      The Shaggy Dog - Uh huh . . .
      Omen remake - who cares
      Basic Instinct 2 - Who still wants to look at a Nekkid Old Sharon Stone????
      Silent Hill - Maybe . . .
      V for Vendetta - I thought this was coming out last year????
      Final Destination 3 - Airplane first, car crash second and now a carnival ride?? What kinda stupid premise is that for a movie?????

      The only movie I am excited about the release is X-men 3. Who knows, maybe I'm just getting old hitting 25 and all....but I'm just not interested in the crap coming out of Hollywood.

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    2. Re:It has nothing to do with movie quality. by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Just to warn you: Ultraviolet makes Aeon Flux look like a masterpiece. Its so bad it hurts. The dialogue (what little there is) is some of the worst I've ever heard, each scene almost seems to be a standalone that has nothing at all to do with the previous scene, the use of color is insane, and even the action (fights, etc) is badly shot and actually boring. I found Aeon Flux tolerable (aside from the very awkward first 15 minutes or so), but Ultraviolet is terrible. Its an early candidate for worst movie of the year.

    3. Re:It has nothing to do with movie quality. by darnok · · Score: 1

      I disagree - the whole "rehash old movies, release yet another sequel, pile on the CGI and screw the scriptwriters" approach has now reached its logical conclusion. Until that uber-cynical approach to movie making disappears, I won't bother going back again.

      2-3 times since Xmas, my SO and I have scoured what's on at the movies, only to find nothing of any interest. That's the problem right there. We are (or should be) dead centre of the demographic that the entertainment industry should be targetting - early 40s, with teenagers plus pre-teens, with money and time on our hands and all with a desire to get out of the house. Instead of going to the movies, we've gone to the park instead.

      Better yet: when my 9yo sees ads for Narnia, Zathura, etc. and says he doesn't want to see them because he's sick of seeing bad movies, THAT'S the problem. These movies are made for him and heavily marketed at him, but he's already so sick of the hype around crap movies that he's decided he can't be bothered with them any more. He's happy to watch them on DVD when they come out, but won't be disappointed if he never sees them at all. A few years ago, if someone had told me there were no movies around that a 9yo would want to see, I wouldn't have believed them.

      Issues such as noisy/annoying fellow patrons have always been there - sure cell phones are a relatively new issue, but an annoying person will always be annoying when you're confined in close proximity.

    4. Re:It has nothing to do with movie quality. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      V for Vendetta - I thought this was coming out last year????


      Maybe this is the remake. They're coming out faster than ever.
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    5. Re:It has nothing to do with movie quality. by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

      You know, I think you're dead on there.

      A few years ago, I used to go out to every movie that looked like a cool idea. But after being disappointed so many times, I stopped trusting that a movie that sounded good and looked good WOULD IN FACT be good. So in the last year and a half I stopped getting excited about new movies, withholding judgement till I read the reviews, which were 80% negative.

      We've been burned too many times by movies that looked great but ended up sucking.

      And the other big reason is the endless annoying horrible loud commercials before the movies. Come on now. Hollywood wants to portray movie-going as being a worthwhile experience, that nothing is like seeing it on the big screen. Well stop shoving ads in our faces. We've already paid for the movie. And paid too much at that!

  105. It's not that the movies suck... by Macdude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most movies made during any one year have always sucked. It's not the suckyness of the movies, it that for the price of:
      - parking
      - the tickets
      - the $4 small bags of popcorn
      - the $3 box of raisinettes
      - the $5 cokes
    I can buy a DVD, get a couple of pizza's delivered, open a bottle of wine (or a couple of beers), nuke a bag of popcorn and enjoy the movie on my schedule in a room with comfortable chairs that have lots of leg room, floors that aren't sticky and covered with garbage, a room without noisy assholes talking on their cell phones, stupid people constantly asking their friends "what did he say?" and "who's that?", a speaker system where the bass isn't being over driven and the center channel speakers aren't blown, a place where I don't have to sit through 15 to 30 minutes of commercials before the movie starts and if I have to get up in the middle I can pause the damn thing.

    I don't go to the theater because the theater experience sucks.

    In the past people went to the movies because it was an event, they looked forward to it for days or weeks ahead of time. Everyone was there to enjoy and drink-in the experience. Now we go to the movies because we don't have anything better to do.

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    1. Re:It's not that the movies suck... by Augmento · · Score: 1

      i guess as always, the wife and are doing things backwards. we are entertainment consumers. we will watch just about any stupid movie anybody ever makes. for us, the decision is NOT, "watch or not" it is where to watch it. for us, if it has special effects that are going to be more impressive on the big screen. we see it in the movie theater. everything else, we watch at home. off side, i don't what kind of rattrap theaters you guys go to but the only ones i go to have what they call stadium seating with huge spacious seats, cushions, and cup holders, parking is free if you present your movie ticket stub. if other people are rude, you go complain to the manager and they kick em out and give you free concession coupons. movie tickets are still cheaper than the grease musical, any concert i have been to, even the cats forever reruns cost musicals cost way more than movie tickets.

    2. Re:It's not that the movies suck... by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 1

      I don't go to the theater because the theater experience sucks.

      Actually, I go to movies in the afternoon, and after it's been around a few days. I can usually avoid the noisy assholes, and I don't throw away money on sugar water and sludge. And yet, there is a part of the theater experience that sucks. That part is what comes before the movie.

      Has everyone gone deaf? I can stand outside the door, and I can not only hear the commercials, I can FEEL them. How can anyone tolerate it? Yet people stroll in as though they're walking into a library.

      Because of this, and the high prices even for the "matinee", a movie has to be pretty good before I'll consider going to see it. Right now, there isn't a single movie in town that interests me.

    3. Re:It's not that the movies suck... by caffeination · · Score: 1
      It's odd that everyone so far has complained about the price of food at the cinema. It's a cinema! That's the place to watch films! If my local restaurant started running films, I'd expect that to cost a lot too.

      My solution: if there's a film I want to see, I still don't buy their food. Welcome to capitalism!

    4. Re:It's not that the movies suck... by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      You know, I agree with you and I think that many people are blowing it out of proportion. Yes, I have had the experience of a person on a cell phone, but it happens only on occasion. I have had noisy people, or "cheerers", but usually during movies that I will expect it in like Matrix or Star Wars. Lastly, the numbers that people generate for concessions is a little obscene. $5 would by a large coke in the souvenir cups, plus the one dollar refill (Cup = $4, refill = $1). Popcorn is about $4 for a medium to large thing of popcorn. Personally, I keep my movie costs down by just watching the movie and skipping concessions. Not to mention that my waistline thanks me for not ingesting over 1000 calories and unknown grams of fat in a two hour sitting.

    5. Re:It's not that the movies suck... by Macdude · · Score: 1

      off side, i don't what kind of rattrap theaters you guys go to but the only ones i go to have what they call stadium seating with huge spacious seats, cushions, and cup holders, parking is free if you present your movie ticket stub. if other people are rude, you go complain to the manager and they kick em out and give you free concession coupons.

      The point isn't that every movie is ruined by someone on a cell phone, or that every theater floor is sticky, or that there is something wrong with every theater's speaker system. The point is there is often at least one of those things wrong with every movie experience and there are ALWAYS commercials I can't mute and/or fast forward through and NONE of these things happen at home. At home I don't have to leave the show in the middle, go find the theater manager to complain to then hope he actually does something about it.

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    6. Re:It's not that the movies suck... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      The objection isn't really the price of the food sold at the cinema, it's that the cinema doesn't allow people to bring in food from outside. I'm not saying that they don't have the right to make that rule (it's their property, after all), but it does engender a predictable level of animosity from their audiences. It also provides a significant part of a cinema's revenue, so it will probably be around for a while yet.

      BTW, the films-in-restaurants analogy would probably work a bit better if movie-watching was a traditional part of "the restaurant experience" in the same way as popcorn and a drink comprise a traditional part of "the cinema experience" for many individuals. Because of that tradition, many people look at the price of the "package deal" rather than just the price of the ticket alone when evaluating the costs of cinema entertainment.

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  106. How Brokeback Mountain got started by hayden · · Score: 0
    It all happened about five years ago when a bunch of drunk and stoned art school students were sitting around listening to Pink Floyd and watching South Park.

    Student 1: Hey man. Wouldn't it be, you know, really great and shit if we made a movie about this episode?
    Student 2: Fuck yeah man. We could cast somebody famous. Like that guy.
    Student 1: Yeah.
    Student 2: And that other famous guy. You know, he's got like the hair.
    Student 1: Yeah.
    Student 2: And we could fuck with The Man by getting a South Park episode nominated for an oscar.
    Student 1: Yeah. Hey, do you have any pudding. I'm starving man.
    Student 3: Dude, dude, dude. Do you reckon we can make a bong out of this stuffed toy?

    And that is how it happened (names have been changed to protect the guilty).

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  107. Lucas & Spielberg to the Rescue: Indiana Jone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Chin up, folks! George Lucas, Steven Speilberg, and Harrison Ford will produce an Indiana Jones IV.

    We will finally have a reason to plunk down $9.50 for a movie.

    "Be with you, may the Force!" exclaims Yoda.

  108. What is a "Movie"? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Is a "Movie" something like a video file? It wasn't defined.

  109. SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movie Ticket X2: $18.50

    Popcorn X2: $15.00

    Drink X2: $8.00

    Used paperback copy of Fellowship of the Ring: $1.00

    Proving to your teenage son that there WAS a character in LOTR called Tom Bombadil: Priceless

    http://www.gutenberg.org/ Read to yourself and others.

  110. That's because by Greg_D · · Score: 1

    Most Hollywood movies suck because they're driven by marketing and the hype of former success instead of creativity, and the ones that don't suck are tailor made to win Oscars and are overly preachy crap.

    It's like wanting to eat beef, but the only two choices are a Big Mac or a filet where the chef sits next to you and criticizes your indelicate palate the entire time you eat it. Why not just stay home and wait until it only costs a few bucks for your entire family to watch the movie? After all, if you don't like it, you haven't wasted 10 bucks, and the entertainment industry is the group that's been at the forefront of pushing all this HD crap down our throats anyway.

  111. Defending The Movies by Wintermute2_0 · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's because I live in Minnesota, but when I go to movies, the audiences are usually civil and well-behaved. Sure, most films are teh suck, but I manage to find something I want to see every 4-8 weeks. I still like the communal experience of watching a movie in the theater. I like being around other people. It's too easy to cocoon ourselves in our homes with our home theater systems. Going to a movie is still something of an event for me. But maybe I'm a huge dork.

  112. That's actually a really good point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... most of us aren't gay. So if Hollywood isn't busy redoing everything, they're making such tempting fair as a love story about gay sheep herders. Can you say NICHE MARKET? And on top of that, the only gay friend I have thought the movie was "okay". Not exactly the type of review that's going to make me go out and want to sit through an alternative lifestyle event. Go ahead and call me unenlightened or whatever, but I'm just being honest here.

    There were quite a few decent looking films done this last year that I wanted to see in the theater(Jarhead, Goodnight and Goodluck, and Lion/Witch/Wardrobe), but the thing that stopped us is now I have kids and the last time I was in the theater, I had to listen to screaming kids. I sure as hell am not going to risk my one night off away from my own screaming kids to listen to someone elses in a movie theater. I'd rather spend the evening pulling out my chest hair with rusty pliers. Less pain and frustration.

    The other thing is my own home theater system... Concessions are cheap, the seating is comfortable, why go to a theater?

    1. Re:That's actually a really good point... by penix1 · · Score: 1

      The other thing is my own home theater system... Concessions are cheap, the seating is comfortable, why go to a theater?

      And that is the real Hollywood ticket sales killer (although they more than make up for it next year when they release it on DVD). I notice whenever the MPAA want to impose some new laws they always love to split out the sales figures but when they want to report how well they are doing to investors they combine them again. Go figure...

      B.

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    2. Re:That's actually a really good point... by mellon · · Score: 1

      We have a really nice TV at home these days, and there are definitely some movies we'll be watching there rather than in the theaters. But I think the original article has it right - we just haven't wanted to see that many movies this year. Most of the movies that won oscars didn't even make it into the big theatre - Capote and Syriana are both playing at art cinemas here. We never got around to seeing most of the wicked cool blockbusters that came by because they got such bad reviews, and the one really cool blockbuster this year, Serenity, didn't get promoted properly, so it tanked in the theatres. It's a damned shame.

    3. Re:That's actually a really good point... by skiddie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not an amnesiac CIA agent, but I still enjoyed the Bourne Identity. What's your point? You have to be one of the characters in a movie to enjoy it??

  113. Maybe we should do like some European theatres.... by loolgeek · · Score: 1

    And have theatre subscription !
    In France, they can subscribe to some theatre chain (like Century, AMC, Mann) for 20euros/month. For those 25 bucks, they can watch as many movies as they want in all theatres of the chain. There is a minimum of one year subscription. And people who subscribes does not have the priority if a show is sold out. People paying the full price have the priority.

    I think it is a really good idea to make people going back to theatres. And it wont hurt the sale since the subscribers never take the place of people who pays the full price. They only use available seats...

  114. Why would I spend $10 to go to a movie... by tomq123 · · Score: 1

    I have Netflix that sends DVD's right to my house and I've got a queue of about 30 movie just waiting to be sent to me, all for $17.99/month. I have a nice 5.1 surround sound system. I can pause and pee whenever I need to. Drink beer, wine, eat wings, pizza or whatever. I'm just waiting for the price of Plasma or LCD TV's to come down a little bit more and I'm set.

    Watching movies at home these days beats the experience of a crowded theater, with people talking, cell phones going off, advertisement, etc..

    Besides, very few of the movies that I see these days are worth the price of admission.

  115. $3 Tuesdays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I live we have $3 Tuesdays for all films.
    I'm too busy on Tuesdays to go, but it is nice to
    see a little supply and demand in action.

  116. Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you pointed me in the right direction I was able to google the quote.

    http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060306-6322 .html

    "The market forces that exist today make it unrealistic to spend $200 million on a movie. Those movies can't make their money back anymore. Look at what happened with 'King Kong.'"

    "It's no accident that the 'small movies' outclassed the spectaculars in this year's Academy Awards. Is that good for the business? No--it's bad for the business. But moviemaking isn't about business. It's about art! In the future, almost everything that gets shown in theaters will be indie movies."

  117. Movie worth seeing in theaters by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Silent Hill (MUAHAHAHAH!)

    Because there's nothing like watching an authentic horror film in a place where you practically can't move, and there's pure darkness surrounding you :)

    And no, I don't care it's by Sony. I believe this movie will be worth paying the author, if we pay him well maybe we could see the sequel :D

  118. One year is not a trend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Looking at one year in numbers does not show a trend. Perhaps it's just a correction. Looking at Gross as reported by Box Office Mojo.com, you see:
    Percentage gross over previous year:
    • 2005 -6.2%
    • 2004 +2.5%
    • 2003 +0.2%
    • 2002 +9.0%
    • 2001 +9.8%
    • 2000 +2.9%
    • 1999 +7.2%
    • 1998 +9.2%
    • 1997 +7.7%
    • 1996 +7.7%
    So yes, there was a drop from 2004-2005. There are many factors at work, but the long-term trend is still strong, and remember that all those years of increase ALSO have a growing revenue stream of DVD's. These are not dire times for the MPAA. (Content-wise, they may be for us viewers, but that's a different story.)

    Don't judge the state of an industry by one number (or even a set of numbers.)

  119. Hollywood and Hoover ought to team up! by martinultima · · Score: 1

    Finally, something that can unclog my CPU fan!

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  120. The Auter Theory by wealthychef · · Score: 1

    I heard an interesting discussion on Michael Krasny's Forum about the "auter" theory, about how directors are given credit for everything and there's this guy who is pushing a "Schreiber Theory" that advocates giving primacy to writers in credits. The comment was that if writers were given more credit in films, there'd be more creativity. Don't know if I buy it, but the podcast I linked to above is very interesting.

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  121. Cinema food is a rip-off by tepples · · Score: 1

    you still have to eat something at home.

    But it's not monopoly-overpriced. Buying food at Wal-Mart to eat at home is like getting at least 60% off cinema prices.

  122. Some box office/profit info by max99ted · · Score: 1
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  123. Paradigm shift by BulbVivid · · Score: 1

    I think film companies should produce shorter movies in some type of series format. Do a movie that lasts an hour or so, has a good story and actors so it doesn't require elaborate crap to compensate, and charge less for it. Have the story complete in and of itself, but leave teasers and danglers for the next one coming. Use recurring characters (maybe not gay cowboys though), and continuing plot lines, and have a new one come out once a month. Seems to me that something along those lines has the potential to keep people coming back for more, and could generate water cooler talk and all that other good stuff.

    I guess I'm kinda saying put TV on the big screen. You can still have some biggies, but the serials could be the bread and butter.

    Oh yeah, this idea is copyright and trademarked by me.

  124. my last theater experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went to see Chronicles of Narnia in the theater. Everything was going great until someone sat in the seat next to me. Turns out its this Chinese guy fresh off the boat. We get about half an hour into the movie and I'm liking it. But the guy next to me is not liking it. Constantly complaining about the movie while he eats pop corn with his mouth wide open. Where is the action! This sucks! Ruined the entire experience.

    Ah, I recall a few cell phones going off too.

  125. No bus on Sundays by tepples · · Score: 1

    Plus, we take the bus (have a bus pass).

    Trouble is that your school-age child is gone for most of the matinee period of Monday through Friday during most of the year, and the city bus service does not operate on Sundays or holidays. This leaves Saturday and summer vacation; are you happy with that?

    1. Re:No bus on Sundays by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I live in a real city, so the bus pass means I can get one of four busses from say 7 am to 11 pm Saturday and Sunday, so that means a LOT of matinees at any of the six movie theaters around.

      So, in the end, total expenditure at movies for me and my son is $15. He costs 25 cents to ride the bus.

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    2. Re:No bus on Sundays by phaggood · · Score: 1

      $.25 bus ride for a 14yr old? Where do you live, *Iowa*?

      No, wait, you said "near a real city".

      Nevada? No, wait, ah, Idaho? S. Dakota? Kansas? Wyoming? Dang...

    3. Re:No bus on Sundays by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Seattle, it's 25 cents on Saturday and Sunday, 50 cents weekdays.

      Actually, we walk to school most mornings, unless it's raining hard.

      I think we're a real city, at least people around the world recognize our city when you say it's name, and know where it is.

      And it's free downtown on the bus, only costs if you ride North of Denny.

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  126. Economics of the times... by alchemist68 · · Score: 1

    I think that the problem is the economics of the times: the middle class is being squeezed pretty badly, in fact, it's disappearing quite rapidly. People simply do not have the cash to go to the movie theater, at least I cannot part with that kind of money. I think that a lot of segments of the economy are charging (or at least trying to) a premium for their products/services and employing contractors instead of employing full-time hires. Whatever products/services people need/enjoy the most are the ones that get the money. If companies keep employing contractors, and energy prices continue to rise, then the economy is headed for a recession/depression. From where I'm sitting, things don't look all that nice. I'd like to see things change, but that isn't going to happen anytime soon.

  127. In the world / One Man / with a mission ... by layer3switch · · Score: 2, Informative

    The story of a man... will change everything... from a decadent time... a war torn nation... love for his country... BUT it will never be the same...

    blah blah

    Simple fact is that movie-going is no longer a past time activity. It's becoming more and more a privilege to be entertained rather than being entertainment for the common man/woman/child/old people.

    I can take the crowded theater, high price of pop corn, sticky floor, crappy seat, and the guy/gal sitting behind me talking on the phone. However what I cannot take are;

    1) treated like 2nd class citizen with empty center seats for higher prices
    2) double and triple gated entrances to theater seating, treating everyone like little kids sneaking into movies
    3) "Piracy is illegal" message then FBI Warning right after, treating everyone like criminals or just plain ignorant
    4) Remake of Remake of Remake of another Remake of the original from 1942
    5) high price tickets forcing me to make a decision between films

    Going to movies used to be "entertainment", a mindless fun and/or enlightment, now it's a chore, a responsibility, a time taking investment.

    I used to go to movies every week, watching at least 1 or 2 movies (paying every penny), regardless of its critical acclaim from so called "experts". Now, first I have to check out box office number and reviews (watch what's worth money).

    Then I have to put up with checking with 2 to 3 different ticket checkers to get into the seat. If that is not enough, now I have to put up with long public annoucements and commercials that tells me "stealing is bad" message. Ironically yet another message telling me to buy food and drink with highway robbery prices.

    If insulting is the way to inform the public, then this one tops the chart. A bright red seats in the center of theater for even higher price with its own popcorn and drink stand. Even more insulting when those seats are totally empty.

    Especially ironic when the movie we are watching is either about main characters being compassionate criminal, murderer, or rebel.

    The movies portays breaking the rule and going against authority is cool, and movie threater chains to label movie-goers with 2nd class ignorant citizens is perfectly fine, but when the box office doesn't do well, it's not entirely because movie sucks, maybe and MAYBE people like myself don't want to be in such place. After all, if I'm going to be insulted and annoyed, I rather be insulted and annoyed at home watching the movie on cable or DVD.

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  128. Movies Suck; Theaters suck MORE by h198x · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Let's face it: Theaters simply suck. When was the last time you actually enjoyed going to a theater to watch a movie. Me? Return of the Jedi.

    To make matters worse, we now have to pay ridiculous prices AND watch commercials.

    F that, and F the theater owners.

  129. Good riddance to bad rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die, die, die my darling
    Don't utter a single word
    Die, die, die my darling
    Just shut your pretty eyes
    I'll be seeing you again
    Yeah, I'll be seeing you, in hell

    I'm sorry, but the delicious irony in responding to this joyful news with Metallica lyrics is just too tempting to ignore!

  130. With the price of gas nowadays by tepples · · Score: 1

    go to a theater with free parking

    How much extra fuel does it take to get to such a theater?

    And what about DVD sales? How come nobody mentions those?

    The Article doesn't mention DVD sales because they are outside its scope. Comments do mention DVD sales and rentals as a competitor to the box office. People nowadays choose to wait for DVD more often because they don't seem to be afraid of hearing spoilers from the theatrical crowd anymore.

  131. Re:Lucas & Spielberg to the Rescue: Indiana Jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indiana shoots first!!!!

  132. because of pirates by pitdingo · · Score: 1, Funny

    well, we all know this is because of pirates...

    1. Re:because of pirates by dances+with+elks · · Score: 0

      do they not care about stopping global warming?

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  133. Netflix. Low thought content. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Two reasons:

    1) Netflix is a LOT more convenient than going to a theater, and a LOT less expensive.

    2) Most movies have low thought content, and just aren't very much fun to watch.

  134. The on-demand home theater crack pipe... by zerofoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've taken a hit from the on-demand home theater crack pipe and i'm hooked. I no longer want to sit in a room with noisy people and sticky floors eating an $8.00 bucket of stale popcorn. Now I enjoy movies on-demand on my 56" DLP with my Boston Acoustics system, comfy couches, and a $1.00 bag of popcorn that isn't stale.

    Why would I pay 4 to 6 times as much to sit in that hell-hole called a movie theater?

    -ted

  135. 10 resons why movies suck by EEPROMS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. 45 minutes of advertising before the main feature (I want my 45 minutes back because you didnt pay for my time)
    2. Cant watch any movies before 1pm because you get mom's and dad's and their screaming ankle biters to kill any punch lines.
    3. you can't kill the idiot who is sitting next to you.
    4. if you turn up late to compensate for number 1. you get to sit with the big screen 3 feet from you nose.
    5. People with mobiles phone, dare I say any more.
    6. teenagers who think its cool to scream out right in the middle of the action.
    7. seats that smell like wet carpet.
    8. having a movie projector thats totally stuffed ie only one channel for sound and being told thats perfectly ok to sell you a defective service and your not getting any money back.
    9. seats that are as comfortable as a concrete bench.
    10. finding the only showing of the movie you want is at 6am and 11pm.

    1. Re:10 resons why movies suck by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      3. you can't kill the idiot who is sitting next to you.

      Yeah, thats why watching movies at home is a lot better. You can kill anybody you (don't) like and don't have to worry about people complaining about being too loud.

    2. Re:10 resons why movies suck by Kris_B_04 · · Score: 1

      Plus, at home you can hit pause....
      ;)

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  136. The entire experience is bad by snStarter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like movies. But my wife and I go to fewer and fewer each year.

    Why?

    Well the huge drop in our attendence this year was because every movie house around us now shows 20 minutes of video commercials before the lights dim and the trailers (usually 6) begin.

    I like to sit in the theatre and talk to my wife or the people we're with. You can't do that over the damn TV being projected onto the screen. It's awful and I hate it.

    Blend in people who think they can talk as if they were in their own living room, text message, talk on their cell phones, get up three or four times for more soda/popcorn/etc, and you have a truly wretched experience. I won't even MENTION kids crying and throwing things. I don't go when the high schoolers go - that's even worse.

    So mostly it's Netflix and a very good widescreen TV instead of the movies.

    I'm SICK and FUCKING TIRED of being endlessly marketed to. I don't need surround-sound tunes blared at me, crap on the screen. I have a mind, I like the people I go to movies with, I want to enjoy them until the lights fade and a new world unrolls on the screen.

  137. Seriously.. by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was thinking about watching a movie the other day. Since I didn't have anything particular in mind, I went to imdb.com to see what looked good. This is what I found about the top 10 movies.

    1. Family Reunion 2.8/10 Family Comedy/Drama (Worst 100: #61)
    2. 16 Blocks 6.8/10 Crime/Drama/Thriller
    3. Eight Below 7.4/10 Family Adventure
    4. Ultraviolet 4.0/10 Superhero/SciFi/Something
    5. Aquamarine 2.0/10 Kid's Comedy
    6. The Pink Panther 4.7/10 Family Comedy
    7. Block Party 7.6/10 Documentary/Real Event
    8. Date Movie 2.8/10 Comedy (Worst 100: #57)
    9. Curious George 6.9/10 Family Comedy
    10. Firewall 6.0/10 Crime/Drama/Thriller

    Two of the lowest 100 rated movies ever.

    I really have no desire to see any of those movies, at least not in the theater. I'm not really interested in the family/kids movies, so that rules out half of them. I'd rather watch Dave Chapelle's Block Party on video so I can skip music I might not like. I'm not going to watch a movie rated below 5, so that rules out Date Movie and Ultraviolet. That leaves Firewall (and we all know how accurate the technical aspects of THAT movie are gonna be) and 16 Blocks/The Gauntlet/Escape From NY/LA/Whatever. Yeah... pass.

    1. Re:Seriously.. by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1
      Two of the lowest 100 rated movies ever.


      Three if you anticipate that Aquamarine will probably hit 500 votes soon.
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  138. ya so? by Dr+Floppy · · Score: 2, Informative
    If Hollywood is going to be putting out crap like
    • Ultraviolet
      • (worst movie I have ever seen and probably will ever see) its no wonder that they are losing $. They are following the record industry down the crapper by putting out the same old sh*t, movie goers get tired of the same effects and loopy actors. Give us new faces with talent and give them a good script written by original writers.
  139. IMAX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMAX films are doing well... with people having "the big screen experience" at home, hollywood needs to start thinking larger by making more movies in the IMAX or IMAX 3d or even OMNIMAX format. otherwise, theaters will become like the buggy whip makers as home theater eats their lunch.... example tv sreen size at home 50 years ago was like what ? 19 inch or less ? now it is up to 100 inches or more sometimes. how much larger have movie screens gotten, or what other innovations have they brought out ? imax is the way to go, especially imax 3d.

  140. my experience by adpowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A year and a half ago some friends convinced me to go see The Village with them as a group. We went to a Regal Cinemas, one of those huge multiplex deals. Anyway, we get there a little early so we can get seats together and everything. It had been a while since I'd seen a movie in the theatre, so I didn't know about "The 20" yet. The slideshow was bad enough, now they are playing 20 minutes of video (and sound) commercials before the show! Not only that, but these and the trailers are all spoilers for other things I might want to see. Trailers today give away all the good jokes and all the interesting plot twists, leaving no reason left to go see the movie. Anyway, after I suffer through that, then they play the television ads that were blown up to theatre size (although, I think they may have gotten better at this, and refilmed/remastered ads to make them work better in the theatre setting) and trailers. Finally, after 50 minutes of commercials, the movie begins. Some woman is on screen in one of those old-timey outfits and some stupid teenager shouts "She's hot" and then all the other little douchebag teens start giggling. I hate the standard teenager. This happens for a little while. Now, here comes the first scene where something interesting is about to happen and the fucking fire alarm goes off! We leave and come back 15-20 minutes later. The movie starts and we missed the whole sequence! Whatever happened we just missed out on. That was it, I got up and left. I went to the ticket counter and got my refund. The guy told me that the movie was continuing inside, but that wasn't why I was getting the money back. What a horrible, horrible experience. I will never go back to that theatre. The huge multiplexes are horrible, especially if they are in the suburbs.

  141. Too much money! by indyweb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why pay $25 for a couple of tickets, popcorn and drinks when you can wait a couple of months and watch it OnDemand (or rent it) in the comfort of your own home with more comfortable seats, any food you desire and a clean restroom just a pause button away?

    1. Re:Too much money! by smash · · Score: 1
      Only $25??

      Here in .AU, we're paying $15 for a single ticket, then $10 for popcorn/candy and a drink.

      And they wonder why, when some of the movies rate about as much fun as prison rape, that people are somewhat irritiated with the pricing and don't go any more...

      smash.

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  142. Great post! by 4x5 · · Score: 0

    Amen.... every good movie that's ever been made, has been; lining up an hour of cgi and 30 minutes of dialog:

    100 million.

              what ever happened to make-up, and squibs, and for sake of it: minatures.
    even though cgi looks great nowadays, keep it in the videogames, that's what its for. Seems like big-budget hollywood cuts too many corners and listens to polls and market strategits too much, I remember when pg-13 was invented (for Gremlins) and when "R" movies were scary.

    just my $0.02

    - jt

  143. It's not the movies by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    It's the new technology. It used to be that image quality and overall experience were better in movie theaters, but a modern home theater experience is vastly superior to any movie theatre experience. They should probably just go straight to a DVD release, charge $15 and use DRM to disable to movie after a couple weeks, then charge people another $15 to upgrade to a permanent license.

    It's time to rethink the movies theatre experience. Movie theaters should be a more private, on demand experience, and should be tied to other forms of entertainment like arcades and restaurants.

  144. Right On by joshjoneswas · · Score: 0

    It is simple. The movies do seem to suck more in recent years, but it is also due to netowrk television actually being worth watching now, too! Not to mention Tivo and all its spawns. I'd prefer to watch a cool show I would have otherwise missed at home as opposed to going to watch a lame cowboy movie any day!

  145. There were a few good ones... by mnmn · · Score: 1

    I liked War of the Worlds. No idea why it wasnt as popular as it shouldve been. Maybe I liked it because I read the book years ago.

    Lord of War, Munich, Syriana. Are these bad movies? Its just that theyre not 'blockbuster' movies like Terminator 2 and Titanic, but theyre good. Maybe they should make Terminator 4, and not make it anything like Terminator 3.

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  146. Of course. No Pixar movie. by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pixar didn't release anything to theaters in 2005. Of course revenue is down.

  147. theater??? by etzel · · Score: 1

    I know movies. Some of them look great on my Home Theater.
    What is this they call a movie theater? I think I went once with my parents but can't really remember...

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  148. Too LOUD and too many commercials by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even movies I like are so LOUD now that I get a headache while wearing ear plugs.

    I don't mind audience noise related to the movie. I do mind cell phone conversations, crying babies, and teens messing around making noise unrelated to the movie.

    I went to a movie about 3 months ago- there were maybe four of us in the theatre and it was super loud- I asked the manager to turn down the sound and she -refused- and gave me back my money rather than turn it down to a reasonable level.

    Finally- the commercial load is absurd. I'm paying good money and if I want a decent seat I -must- sit through 15 to 20 minutes of commercials. It irritates the hell out of me. Even worse is obvious product placement. The second I see them, it breaks me out of my suspension of disbelief and pisses me off unless the movie is poking fun at product placement.

    The combination of these are why my movie going has dropped from 20-30 movies a year to 3 to 4 movies a year. It's just not worth it- there is too much other entertainment to engage in vs getting pissed off at being treated so poorly by Hollywood's grasping after every last dime of revenue.

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    1. Re:Too LOUD and too many commercials by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      So here's the conundrum I have with obvious and satirical product placement.
      Take a movie like Shrek 2. Everyone in the land of Far Far Away is drinking coffee in Farbucks. When the dragon torches Farbucks, they all run across the street into...another Farbucks.

      Obviously a sharp jab at Starbucks, but I'm also willing to bet that they PAID to be made fun of, because it will indirectly drive up sales.

      Is this good, bad, or indifferent?

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    2. Re:Too LOUD and too many commercials by fusion9290991 · · Score: 1
      The loudness thing seems to be getting worse, the older I get. Either they are cranking up the volume, or I'm getting more cranky :)

      My girlfriend and I seldom go to the movies any more, simply because of the noise level. Not of the movie, but of the people in the cinema. They make cellphone calls, they yap constantly throughout the movie, they insist on buying the sweets with the noisiest bloody wrappers, and then spend 10 minutes trying to open the damn things quietly. My gf even stood up one and asked one guy who'd just finished his coke, and was slurping out the last few drops over a period of minutes, whether she could buy him a new coke, since his one was obviously finished. This had the intended effect, and garnered a few laughs as well, but that's not what going to the cinema should be about!

      The adverts don't bug me so much, though I wish there were fewer ads and more trailers to upcoming movies. What REALLY ticks me off though, is the people who time their arrival to skip the commercials. This means that just as the movie is starting, you suddenly get this influx of lemmings that all need to find their seat in the pitch dark, tripping over you, blocking your view and spilling stuff all over you in the process. And there's always some tit who either forgets to turn their cellphone off, or thinks the rules don't apply to them.

      What would do it for me is some sort of thing that would allow them to bar the doors 5 minutes before the movie starts, so that these idiots are locked out. I know this is unfeasible, coz people with small bladders need to come and go, and the lemmings always need to go and resupply themselves with noisy food. Oh, and the cellphone users do need to be able to leave the cinema to take that important call (if the call was that important, what are they doing sitting in a cinema?!).

      just my 2 cents

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  149. Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really despise this weak argument that if movies didn't "suck" these days, that piracy would decrease. I'm sorry, but please explain this to me:

    a) Movies sucks
    b) Since movies suck, download sucky movies for free ...THEN...

    c) Movies start to NOT suck
    d) Download cool movies for free

    So what the hell, who is actually making this argument?

  150. Uh maybe because the movie sucks!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon Hollywood, if the best and brightest idea is re-making king-kong
    no wonder people just rent movies.

  151. Good Citizens are Movied Out by BallyHigh · · Score: 1

    Think about it: I've been watching on average 8 movies a week on VHS/DVD since the early '80s. During my parents' time, folks might have seen 1 movie a week in the theatre/on TV. Yeah, the quality/originality of movies have gone down over the last 25 years. But the sheer volume of movies our generation has been exposed to must factor into the equation, either raising our expectations or dulling our senses.

  152. Its TV show on DVD... They kill movies by acomj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can now buy TV shows on DVD. If you get one season of a TV show thats probably 10+ hours of viewing. It takes time to watch those shows, times you aren't spending at the movies.

    That and the movie going experience is terrible.

  153. Theaters are for older times w/ sucky home system by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

    With current home entertainment systems as good as they are, who wants to go out and pay all that money to sit in a room full of strangers? Where you can't even pause the movie to go to the pisser? I love my home system, I paid money for it, and I want to enjoy it. I don't want to watch movies I have already seen on it. I wish they would release dvds at the same time as the theaters played it.

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  154. independent film by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    I believe you are looking for the venerable "independent film."

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    Spoon not. Fork, or fork not. There is no spoon.
  155. Why remake good movies? by LihTox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In general, the originals being remade fall into two categories:
    - really good movies, where there's no real chance that a remake will improve it (e.g. Pink Panther) and it's far more likely that a remake will be total crap
    ...but why "Pink Panther"? It would have been obvious on day 1 that you can't hope to top the original scripts, and Steve Martin wasn't going to top Peter Sellers as Clouseau.

    I was thinking about this: remakes are common in all fields of performance, but nowhere is it as reviled as in movies. For example, we have recordings of Leonard Bernstein conducting the Chichester Psalms; why should anyone else bother performing it? Because it's interesting to see how a different conductor and a different orchestra interpret the piece; because they can contribute something new to it. (And after all, the programs of most orchestras are almost entirely "remakes"; premieres are a small percentage of the output of most musical ensembles.) Same goes for theatre: why do we keep seeing new performances of Hamlet? Partly for the live performance aspect, but partly because 1) a number of actors want the chance to play the role themselves, and 2) audiences appreciate a different spin on an old favorite.

    So why not do it in movies? Peter Jackson made "King Kong" because he thought, "I like that movie, I'd like to put my own spin on it." If someone really liked the Pink Panther and wanted to do the same thing, I have no problem with that. It could be interesting, if done well. Even if Steve Martin couldn't possibly "top" Peter Sellers, he could still be good, and do something interesting and unique.

    The real problem is not that movies are remade, but that they aren't remade well. But a lot of movies aren't being made well, whether remake or not.

    Just a thought.

    1. Re:Why remake good movies? by ChozCunningham · · Score: 1
      I find the same phenomenon in other media as well. If you are already an established 'fine artist' you can remake (although the artist call it interpret (not even a re-!)) whatever you like, even if you probably hav no business doing so. But in popular media, you get this distain for it. Since the rise of the singer-songwriter, there has been a hatred in (music as well as) cinema, of doing a remake. Gus Van Sant was trashed for his remake of Psycho, and it didn't even have the legitimate critisisms that PJ's KK has received of heavy-handedness or simplicity. Just that he dared to remake an alredy decent film. His response? That the original was better, but he liked it, and wanted to do a cover, as a tribute.

      Here's my ever so F.H.O.: There probably aren't any new, yet relevant ideas. So avoid the marketing on TV and the back of cereal boxes. condecedingly dimiss anyone who claims originality, and stop scorning covers, remakes and remixes. If it was a classic, it still is, and sure, show me, openly and honestly, your new spin on it.

      I do still welcome new and original works, but hell, most of them suck too. givwe me the good stuff. I actually say, that if you can't do a cover or a remake in a way that catches my attention, like the film Psycho, or F.N.M's War Pigs, your "original" material probably aint all that either.

    2. Re:Why remake good movies? by hachete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've just spent $207 million on a movie (King Kong remake) you want some return. Specifically, you've just spent $270 millon on a trilogy and you would really like to $3 billion in gross revenues (LOTR). That's the target, but it rarely happens.

      These grosses are further inflated because movies have become events in themselves. When the original KK came out, there was at least one big showing where all the glitz came alone. Starwars Ep1 had a world-wide release on the same day(sic!).

      So todays film dynamics are larger, bigger, greater. The returns, when the sweet-spot is hit, is equally inflated. The problem is that to aspire to the giddy heights of LOTR requires a lot of faith and hope and risk-taking. That's the crevasse down which most films fall. You've just spent $207 million on a movie but it has a dark ending. Leave the punters feeling good, and they'll return. So play it safe, ditch the dark ending, insert a romantic thread, insert action for story. A crap movie is born.

      http://www.economist.com/diversions/displaystory.c fm?story_id=5283197

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      Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious
    3. Re:Why remake good movies? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure it is just movies. After all, people are quick to attack terrible, lifeless cover versions of old songs.

      Also, performance is a different thing. Then again, I've heard a criticism in classical circles that every new conductor is expected to turn out a Beethoven's 5th. The classical industry is turning into the pop industry.

      The problem is about "why". In nearly all cases, it seems like cynical crap. If you are going to remake a movie, do something with it that's interesting, or look at a failed movie and improve it (I like the idea of Tron being remade - interesting idea that was poorly executed).

  156. Something Else Not Yet Mentioned (That I Saw) by Trip+Ericson · · Score: 1

    I'm posting this up here as both an extension of the previous post, and because this otherwise won't get seen.

    I haven't seen this mentioned here, but I think it's very important.

    I'm 17, and have a number of friends that are in this group that many here, myself included, tend to complain about.

    I remember complaining to a friend who was trying to coax me into going out with a bunch of her friends to the movies (zomg, I'm friends with girls). I proceeded to complain about many of the things mentioned here, especially the crappy picture and sound in the theaters here, and she said something that just blew me away.

    "You know what your problem is? You go to the theater for the movie."

    HOLY MOTHER OF--

    Yeah. So my theory is this. The movie studios and the movie theaters are targetting two different groups of people as far as I can tell.

    The studios want people to go in and see the movies. The tickets bring their source of revenue, and the rest isn't very important.

    The theaters want the teenagers who come in, spend way too much on cheap treats, then goof off in the movie theater, making it miserable for everyone else. And the theaters don't care about me--I don't buy anything from their concessions. They really don't care if I stay home and watch it on my dad's system, because I'm not making them as much money as my friends would.

    The problem is just that older people or even those who are like me and go to the movies to see the movie, are being driven out by the (IMO) inconsiderate youth who want to hang out and screw around and don't care what anyone else thinks. Because they aren't watching the movie, there's no incentive to improve the picture and sound quality in the theaters. Because they'll go anyway for the social aspect of it, there's no incentive to clean up the theater and kick out those who are making trouble, as those are the best customers!

    It's a sad disconnect. Shame the theaters won't do something to attract both crowds, like showing the same movie in two theaters, one for teens and people with children, and another (perhaps even priced at a premium) for those who are like us Slashdot readers that are going for the movie itself.

    1. Re:Something Else Not Yet Mentioned (That I Saw) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be right but, if so, the studio only have themselves to blame for being so greedy as to take most of the gate. By only leaving the concession stand as a source of profit for the theaters, they have created this situation.

    2. Re:Something Else Not Yet Mentioned (That I Saw) by somersault · · Score: 1

      hmm, just picking up on a point you were almost making, anti piracy ads over here claim that you should go to the cinema for the experience - then going on to say that downloaded movies will be low res, crappy quality, and 'will be blocked by whoever needed to go to the toilet' - but obviously if you're at the cinema then you're still going to have people going to the toilet etc who get in the way - and also as you say, sometimes you get teenagers just messing around, though that hasnt happened to me too much. Actually maybe only one time, I was sitting right next to them and getting extremely embarassed in case anyone thought I was part of their group (and some of the stuff they were saying was actually occasionally funny in a moronic way, but that doesnt excuse it..). I dont actually go to the cinema for the experience so much as for just new material - I mean if I've already seen a film then I wouldnt be that bothered if a cinema house shows it again. The only film I've gone to see in the cinema after watching it before was Donnie Darko.. still seems a bit of a waste of money since I watch films at decent sound levels at home, and I find that I enjoy good music and sound quality more than having something being on a big screen I'd say (though I dont like the crap 12" TVs which some of my friends seem to put up with..)

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      which is totally what she said
  157. As we say over a million times over here by zanderredux · · Score: 1

    Give us something we really want to see and you'll revert this "unfavourable" trend!

  158. Check Out Firefly... by WiseWeasel · · Score: 1, Informative

    Check out the TV series Firefly, now available on DVD. It's by the same guy who did Serenity (many of the same actors as well), but much, much more interesting and fun to watch (for the most part). I hadn't even heard of it when it aired, and only found out about it when Serenity came out on DVD and people were talking about it in the blogosphere... Definitely worth checking out...

    --
    "I like systems, their application excepted", George Sand (French)
    1. Re:Check Out Firefly... by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...

      Serenity was by the same guy who made Firefly, not the other way around.

      And how can you be a slashdot reader and not have ever heard of Firefly?

      Mind->boggles;

    2. Re:Check Out Firefly... by somersault · · Score: 1

      it's by the same actors and the same guy, because it's the same Universe. I hadn't heard of Firefly til I saw Serenity at the cinema, and was very pleasantly surprised with the series, even though I was disappointed at first that River didnt kick any ass. Firefly lets you appreciate the other characters a lot more

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      which is totally what she said
    3. Re:Check Out Firefly... by anagama · · Score: 1

      I already own the boxed set. I have issues w/ Serenity (series was definitely better) but I still went three times each time bringing people with me (and I also bought the DVD).

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      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
  159. quality of movies by porkface · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It will always be easy to point to specific movies and say that movies today suck. But that is a lie. There have been at least a dozen or two top notch, unique movies that even the sharpest critics rate above 8/10 or call "great movies" in each of the last 4 years.

    Things were really dry prior to the huge upsurge in piracy, but just because the marketing machines are pumping crap, there's no excuse for any claim that movies today suck. That's just something people who haven't been paying attention say because it used to be blaringly true.

  160. Films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is collection of my own thoughts and several I read here. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and whatnot.

    So we have:
    1) Passion of Christ brining out non-routine movie crowds in 2004 and the spin being that 2005 was down instead of 2004 being a spike.

    2) The cost of a movie for 2 at $50-$70 versus the $15 cost of a DVD or $3.95 charge of a movie on-demand (Comcast)

    3) TiVO/DVR/iTMS/DVD releases allowing television shows to grow expansive plots with each episode containing a sub-plot. Complete with film stars (and film drawing stars from television illustrates the acting and directing capability of small-screen producers).

    4) The complete lack of social respect in most movie theaters vesus the availability of mass-luxury electronics including sweeping television sets and 7.1 surround sound (in living rooms with Ralph Lauren paint and Crate and Barrel furniture).

    4b) This is a vicious cycle for as consumers invest in their home theaters, they invest less in movie theaters. Less investment in movie theaters leads to crappy movie theaters which are now compared with everyman mass-luxe home theater.

    4c) Climate of fear leading to dislike for unknown people. Since "the world changed on 9/11", Americans on the whole (I think) have developed intense xenophobia as the mass media reinforces the alien nature of "the other" (Muslims, etc) and the mass public (I work in market research) is retreating to their familiar environs. I see it in movie theaters here in San Francisco, a rowdy ground of Asian teenagers walks in and the middle-aged white couples tense up... not in annoyance but in raw fear.

    5) Copyright strangulation diminishing the public domain. Control is necessary for size and size is necessary for huge returns, however, large business is extremely efficient at optimizing processes and very poor at innovation, which is exactly what we see now. The stories are being told perfectly. When you see an update like Oceans 11, you see it retold flawlessly in technical terms and by a new generation of actors whose practice is refined for the screen. The companies have optimized translating scripts into films and they're optimized generating new scripts based on past success. However, their fear of being left out of the profit situation (and lack of trust of people, see 4c) has lead to draconian content laws that prevent new content from being developed and refined.

    5) (con't). Look at the innovation in hip hop and techno with sampling and how a genre based on reprocessing old stories and integrating them with new stories has taken over the world. There is no "new" techno, there is only an evolution of previous techno. Without that feeder cycle, film is destined to choke itself.

    5b) We don't have to worry about the MPAA or the RIAA, they are killing themselves.

    6) Star (and agent) salaries are so high, it's hard to make a decent return on a film. We hold our idols to the same constraints we hold ourselves. A lot of my friends are making less than they did in 2000 despite working longer and harder. Star salaries-- entertainment-- is a derivative of income. Income goes down, entertainment spending goes down, consequently star salary should go down. Instead, the stars have tried to supplement their income with advertising revenue and product placement. The sum total of the situation is that our stars have gone from idols and heros to prostitutes whom live out our fantasies. This is a generalization, yes, but very apt for the state of film in 2006.

    7) Just like television, instead of bigger and fewer channels there will be more, smaller expressions. As culture fragments, no longer does the same story appeal to everyone.
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    What I see in summation of this information is that overall, entertainment is not entertaining any more. It's escaping, it's indulging in emotional stimulation, it's a personal pursuit, it's a household expense.

    Life is supposed to be fun and so are movies!

    Much like rich girls

  161. Not to troll by east+coast · · Score: 1

    We read the same thing every few days. We know that something is going wrong somewhere and while all the statistics prove what many slashdotter already know we don't see an end to the trend.

    At what point do we finally say, "Stick a fork in it's ass, it's dead"?

    The quality could come back but, please, don't hold your breath... but I tell you what, take a look at the IMDB message boards and you'll see there really isn't a common consensus among the joe sixpacks of the world. I think Hollywood is just as bad off as you or I, they know movies sell but none of them seem to sell well enough to enough of the market to make a real impact.

    I think it's going to end up like the music industry; we're going to have enough choices that there will be no real mainstream any longer, just a number of small markets that seem to do well enough if you're willing to not make the kind of money Pink Floyd did at their peak.

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    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
  162. V for Vendetta by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    This is the first movie I will be seeing in a theater since the ultra-shakey Bourne Supremacy. I have high hopes that VfV will be a fantastic piece of work awash in a sea of crap...

  163. Why I rarely go to the theatre by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

    The theatre costs a lot of money for what you get. To get in is about 10 bucks a person. Popcorn, pop, snacks are very expensive. That means going to see a show is probably at least a 30 dollar venture for two people. You get to see about 10 minutes of previews which you may have already seen before. The sound and picture are good, but for most movies the improvement in presentation over common home theatre systems doesn't justify the price.

    For me, new DVD releases are the _new_ new releases. I rent movies and watch them at home where I can pop my own popcorn and invite whoever I want and always get a good seat. No driving, no fuss, a fraction of the cost (which is smaller the more people who watch it with you).

    DVD piracy may be a small factor but I think at some point people are tired of being gouged and are content to watch things at home. When times are tough (rising cost of housing, living), stuff like treating yourself to a movie at the first to get cut back.

  164. seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which of these would you like to see?
    brokeback mountin?
    transamerica?
    capote?

    There is a reason why people dont watch movies. Movies are gay. literally.

  165. Enjoy the trivia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I second what everyone else said.

    In addition, while running the commercials before the movie starts, they intersperse them with trivia questions. THEY ARE THE LAMEST TRVIA QUESTIONS EVER!! It gives me a headache to read even one of those questions aimed squarely at the knuckle-dragging great unwashed masses.

    It's as if they were to say: "We think that all of you are stupid, and here is something that might be too hard for you yet is important enough to take up your attention for a while. Rmember, going to the movie theatre is an incredibly important part of having a life. Don't be currupt. If you don't go to the THEATRE to watch "Crash," the best movie of all time, then you are an idiot and far beneath the holy royalness of the lowest gutter dweller in Hollywood. Enjoy the trivia, suckers!!!"

  166. Quit bitching about movie theatres! Demand better! by ajv · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Australia, we have Gold Class Theatres, run by Village Cinemas. They've really thought about what it is to go see a film as an adult, and it really works. Most of the time, the Gold Class sessions are full, so it is working.

    You book your seat online before arriving, so you know where you're going to sit, and no queues. You can pick up your ticket from an ATM style thing out the front if you want to get it quickly, or you can go in and pick it up whilst you're ordering your goodies for the film.

    You can order hot food, pizzas, cakes (including creme brulee and lemon tarts... even choc top ice creams - but adult flavors like rum n raison and dark chocolate), champagne, wine, beer, decent cafe quality coffee, coke (if you must) to be delivered to you seat during the film, which is placed on a little table between every two seats... which has an inbuilt ice bucket. As there's so few seats, the waiters do not have to lean over someone else or squeeze past hundreds of others to give you your stuff.

    They have 30 or so reclining armchairs in a small theater with a smallish screen, but top notch acoustics and audio gear, usually not too loud (although Return to the King was painfully loud).

    There's heaps of space between you and the next person in any direction. Even if you're laying down flat and Sideshow Bob is in front of you, you can still see the screen.

    As the tickets cost $25, and the food aint cheap, it keeps the plebs and kids away for the most part. Sure I spend like $60 or $70 going out to see a film, but it's been an enjoyable experience, no brats, great food and beverages and I've felt like I got my money's worth.

    So quit whining about crap theaters, and ask for your own Gold Class theaters!

    Now if only they make more films like Amerlie and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou and less shit like Date Movie, I'd be inclined to go to Gold Class more often.

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    Andrew van der Stock
  167. the obvious difference by skiddie · · Score: 1
    the obvious difference is that something that's primarily performed live (the concert and theater performances that you cite) aren't remakes-- they're performances, and thus the old one doesn't exist anymore as it was first experienced-- while we can see the old King Kong movie exactly as it was experienced by its original audience.

    Thus, the movie remake is duplication and lack of creativity, while performing something that was once performed is not copying that original performance (just because Kathleen Dupre performed Elgar's cello concerto like nobody else doens't mean that I don't want to see any other performance of it, because I'll never be able to see hers)

    1. Re:the obvious difference by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      Kathleen Dupre performed Elgar's cello concerto like nobody else

      Who?

    2. Re:the obvious difference by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      Kathleen Dupre performed Elgar's cello concerto like nobody else

      That would be Jacqueline du Pre with an accent over the last 'e' which I doubt many web browsers will handle (Pré). She was often called Jackie and there is even a fairly recent movie about her and her sister (Hilary and Jackie from 1998). The pretend cello playing can be a little annoying but the only actress I know of who could do that well is Lori Singer (see Short Cuts) and she didn't look much like Jackie.

    3. Re:the obvious difference by LihTox · · Score: 1
      the obvious difference is that something that's primarily performed live (the concert and theater performances that you cite) aren't remakes-- they're performances

      That's true. And yet, there are about 15 versions of Mozart's 40th symphony just on iTunes. Why (to choose a random example) did Radio Luxembourg bother making their recording in 1999, when the Prague Chamber Orchestra had already made theirs in 1987?

  168. Urine in Seat by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time I went to see a movie at the Strand Theatre on Market Street in San Francisco, California.

    I was late; the previews were just ending when I bought the ticket and went in.

    In darkness, I had to quickly find a seat.

    I sat down. About five minutes later, I noticed this funny gross feeling around my seat.

    I reached down. The seat was SOAKING WET. And WARM.

    Fearing the worst, I warily sniffed my hand. Yep. Urine.

    I ended running out of that theatre and back home. I must have beaten the Boston Marathon during that run. Those pants were in the trash and I as showered in less than three minutes after I entered my apartment.

    I never went back to the Strand Theatre after that.

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    Cleara
  169. Does Movie sucks or are we just getting older? by dinodipp · · Score: 1

    I wholefully agree with that movies these days lack content over SFX but there is this little voice inside of me that is telling me that maybe i'm just getting older. Movies are not made for me anymore, I'm out of the demographic. Isn't it possible that we here at ./ are plainly growing up? I'm not saying movies are great now, i don't think so but I wonder how i would have felt if i was 11 and not 31.

    I remember my dad always saying (when i was growing up) that the movies these days where bad and lacked content. I'm just concerned that the same thing might be happinging to me.

  170. Jedi prophet... by fithmo · · Score: 1

    Didn't George Lucas, like, totally just predict this would happen?

    So, it's like he was a Jedi Director (4,5,6) who was seduced by the Dark Side (1,2,3), but then foresaw the balancing of the Force in Hollywood.

    hmm...even his life sounds like a rehashed plotline...

  171. Correcting incorrect correction of a correction. by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 1
    >>> About 40 percent of the decline came from the U.S. -- andyring
    >>
    >> Come on, it's in the first sentence of the article. 40 percent of
    >> the 23 billion dollars in total sales was in the US, not 40 percent
    >> of the decline. -- Joe5678
    >
    > The sentence is not wrong. -- B3ryllium

    The summary is wrong. You're going to the special hell for not RTFA:
    "Hollywood movie ticket sales around the world dropped by 7.9 percent last year [...] Movie ticket receipts in North America dipped by six percent in 2005"

  172. Everyone is missing the point by jgoemat · · Score: 1
    This has to be because of FILE SHARING. If just a few of us had gone to a movie instead of downloading it on the internet, then that poor set painter dude that's always on the screen at my theater could have afforded to send his kids to college so they wouldn't have to paint movie sets for a living. Shame on all of us!

    Seriously though, you know the MPAA is going to try using that agrument to get some kind of new legislation passed or in court against some yet to be named foe.

  173. She was (or will be) by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I read an earlier version when this first happened. The police didn't want to charge the Australian lady (who would?) and explained to the cell phone lady that they would have to jail her if she pressed charges because she had also been abusive - cursing up a storm and so forth. She still pressed charges, I think the cell phone lady is still awaiting sentencing to determine how long she will go to jail for... she actually could be fined quite a lot and put away for a few months as I remember, and it seemed likely the judge would do so.

    So, I think the stupid cellphone lady will be far worse off in the end, as it should be.

    A few years ago some people were talking really loudly in the seat next to my girlfriend, so she asked them really politley if they could be not talk so we could hear the movie. Well they just went all sarcastic and said to us "well the people on the other side of you are talking a bit, why don't you ask them to shut up". So I asked those people politley if they would stop talking as well (they were only talking every now and then, very softly - it hadn't bothered me), and they said sure... so then he glared at us and said something else rude I can't remember. I just cannot understand how people can be so put off by you asking them not to talk in the middle of a movie!

    It actually put us off going to movies for about three years.

    Sometimes I think every movie theater should have an employee with a tranqilizer gun in the back and you could covertly call in an air strike as it were if someone were being obnoxious.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  174. Combination of crappy movies and rest of audience by sroddy · · Score: 1

    I find almost every time I go to a movie at the theater nowadays, the other members of the audience annoy the crap out of me. Between the teenagers opening up the emergency exits to let their friends in free of charge, the people who don't turn off their cell phones, and the idiots that shout out obscenities, etc. I find the movie going experience to be more stressful than entertaining. The worst was about a 15 year old kid that decided to impress his hoodlum buddies by throwing a large cup worth of softdrink on the audience. Free refills, he wasn't out more than a walk to the refreshment stand.

  175. Movie Experience by tji · · Score: 1


    - Long lines, waiting to buy a ticket. If it's a popular new release, multiply the crowds and waits by 5.
    - Ridiculously expensive food and drink at the theater.
    - Along with all of the movie trailers, we now get several minutes of product advertisements before the movies.
    - People talking all around me, walking back and forth in front of me, kicking my chair behind me.
    - Loud eaters around me. (I have a thing about loud eaters.. it bugs me a lot more than it should. I always end up near a very loud eater of popcorn, nachos, or something like that).

    Yeah, that 'silver screen' experience is great..

    I think I'll wait for the DVD release, and see it in my home theater.. with surround sound and HDTV, and a pause button.

  176. It's Not the Movies by Michael_Burton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    During my college days, way back in the 1970s, I used to go to one of the local movie theaters a couple times a week. One was what we called a "repertory theater." They showed a frequently-changing bill with classic old movies interspersed with more recent films. I saw a lot of great films, and became a real movie buff. I often dragged friends along with me to see movies I really loved.

    Eventually the theater changed hands. The last time I went there, the manager blocked my way to the ticket booth. I was carrying my book bag because I'd just got off work. He insisted that I was taking outside food into the theater -- something I had never done -- and refused to let me, or the friend I had with me, buy tickets. I never went back, and within a year or two, the theater was sold and converted into a restaurant. It's said that the sale included a restrictive covenant barring the new owner, or any future owner, from ever converting the building back into a theater.

    I still went to movies at other theaters, but early in the '80s some theaters started interspersing commercials among the coming attractions. That practice angered me so much that, whenever a theater showed a commercial, I would shout, "Boo! No commercials!" loudly enough to be heard and understood in the projection booth. Often this would get a small round of applause. I would then go out and get my money back, and go home without seeing the movie. This became frustrating after a while. At some point in the mid-80s, I gave up. For about ten years, I never went to a movie theater.

    About ten years ago, a new theater opened near here, with big screens, great sound systems, and stadium seating, and I tried again. I was very happy to see that they were not showing the commercials that had driven me out of the theaters years earlier, and I started going to movies again.

    A few years ago, the commercials came back. Nobody seemed to mind except me. The last time I tried to see a movie at that theater, they were playing an endless string of commercials, interrupted only when the movie started. (Actually, the commercials, continued playing for a few seconds after the actual program started.) I haven't been back to that theater, either. It's going to make one enormous restaurant, I must say.

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    When all you have is an axe, everything looks like a grindstone.
  177. Re:Correcting incorrect correction of a correction by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    Well, thanks for breaking it gently to a fellow Firefly fan :)

    As an aside, my Firefly DVD came in handy at work today, AND I got to watch the barfight scene ... score! :)

  178. I intentionaly post this as far down as I can by davidgrouchy · · Score: 1

    I don't really want anyone to see it. At least no one of the non-nerd camp. Hollywood insiders who read slashdot can get stuffed. Movie theaters have been dying ever since cell phones came out. Decades ago, this began. The only reason we went to pay homage to the Lord of the Rings is to show Theater owners what they _could_ have had as an audience a long long time ago. Now that the financial message has been delivered, we are done with them. Kaput, finished, over. I refuse to say why, or what Hollywood's specific cultural crimes are.

    1. Re:I intentionaly post this as far down as I can by davidgrouchy · · Score: 1
      I notice that after my post there are several saying that people are not interested in gay characters.

      This is not what I meant by cultural crimes of Hollywood.

      I enjoy gay characters in movies. They add another perspective. They are restrained and concientious.

      The cultural crimes of Hollywood became most evident with E.T. and have grown worse and more evident with time. Notice there were no visible gay characters in that movie.

      I trust that my rant is no longer hijacked.

    2. Re:I intentionaly post this as far down as I can by justthinkit · · Score: 0
      The cultural crimes of Hollywood became most evident with E.T. and have grown worse and more evident with time.

      Back when ET came out, our family watched it at the local drive-in -- economical for the 5 of us. Shortly after the movie started we all looked at each other and went "Huh?", and we drove out of the drive-in a few minutes later.

      ET is indeed a major sign post indicating the decline of Hollywood. I think Spielberg makes mostly crap movies -- and according to his intro to the restored version of Lawrence Of Arabia even S.S. himself was blown away by LoA, one of the last great movies by one of the last great directors.

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      I come here for the love
  179. tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419677/

    There is simply no scale on which to compare this British film made on a small budget with fresh actors
    to the mindless 10th rate drivel of Hollywood. Warning: This is a real film.

  180. Market Shift by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    It's not that people are not watching movies because they suck, it's because more and more people are investing in home theatres that are capable of delivering the cinema experiance at home with added comforts, accesability and customization.

    That statement isn't very original but it's also why this is not news. The digital age has many casualities but the MPAA is not one of them. The cinemas were simply used by the MPAA to push their product but they have moved on to DVD's and home entertainment as it is more lucrative and the demand is there.

    Cinema tickets are slumping and it's a poor time to invest in the super-plex but Hollywood is making more money than ever with the advent of quality, affordable (more than before anyways) home theatre.

    But as per usual, Hollywood is producing garbage.

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    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
  181. Re:Agreed-- There is a theme here. by Thatto · · Score: 1

    the moviegoing experience has changed a lot in the last 15 years. People are less considerate these days. From the lazy parents to people habitually checking their cell phones in the theatre, its just too much. I think that the explosion in home theater is partly to blame. People are just contitioned to do whatever they want while the movie is on. Take calls, talk to the screen, let the kids run around.
              I love going to the movies. But I choose to go to the art-house theatres near me. The crowds are more considerate and quiet.

  182. Re:Quit bitching about movie theatres! Demand bett by Helish · · Score: 1

    For $20 I can rent 4 new releases on DVD and that's in australia too. I get everything that you have mentioned and more in my living room. Also the food is fraction of the cost since I can get my friends to bring food over. The seating is limited, the screen is smaller, but the accoustics are better. I'm sure the initial cost of my HT has paid itself off.

  183. Tranquilizer? by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why a tranquilizer gun? A Silenced .223 round through the back of the head from the projectionist windows would be far more effective!

    1. Re:Tranquilizer? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      .223 is not good for silencing. better take .45 acp, as it is subsonic it could be silenced much better.

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      Conservatism: The fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is your inferior is being treated as your equal.
    2. Re:Tranquilizer? by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      Acknowledged, handholding a 1911A from the projectionist windows is a bit risky. I don't think you could rely on an average register biscuit to get headshots with a semi-automatic pistol from a good 30-40 feet away. Fear is not my intention >:) and I think hitting by-standers would be bad for business. On the other hand even a N00b ought to be able to hit with high-mag infrared scope from a secure crow's nest, with the rifle balanced on a tripod. As far as noise goes, I know the silencing won't work well, so I guess you'd just have to wait for orchestra hits to fire. :)

    3. Re:Tranquilizer? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      that is what smgs are for, add a tripod, a scope and you have it
      anyway, 10 meters with a handgun shouldn't be a problem, especially with something as calm as a colt m1911
      heck, even i managed to hit bottles at 15 meters with a makarov

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      Conservatism: The fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is your inferior is being treated as your equal.
  184. most new movies suck and... by TheMeth0D · · Score: 1

    I've got a big screen HDTV, progressive scan DVD, DTS surround sound... microwave popcorn and my favorite beer.

    more enjoyable and cheaper at that... nuff said.

  185. it was me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i posted it from work.

  186. From a theatre workers perspective by Black+Diamond · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work for one of the largest movie theatre chains in the U.S. so I'd say I have a slightly unique perspective on all this. As a manager at a theatre I get to see the numbers behind the scenes. How much money we pull in where. What our profitability is based on attendance, etc. The reason I see a sharp decline in movie going audiences is fairly simple. No it's not that Hollywood movies are boring and uninspired. It's not that people don't like that fact that rude teenagers interrupt their shows by talking on cell phones. It's just the complete loss of the movie theatre experience. Now, here me out on this. When was the last time you actually thought about going to the movies as an actual experience. Sitting in a room with the lights dimmed low so you can watch a huge picture on the screen.

    There is just a big difference with the attitude people have going into the whole movie theatre idea as opposed to days gone by. I can remember when I used to get really psyched to see a movie on the screen. It's just something that can't be replicated in a home theatre. I don't care if you have a 5.1 channel surround sound system and a 42" plasma screen tv, it's just not that same. I think one of the main declines is the lack of showmanship in movie theatres(mine included). It's more of a get the people in, hope they enjoy the show, get them out, and get the next group in. There is nothing special about it anymore. I can't give specific examples of why it doesn't feel the same, it just doesn't. I'm sure the aforementioned people talking on cell phones, and the definitive lack of quality in movies contributes, but that isn't the entire thing. Movies just aren't special anymore.

    I can relate one of my best movie going experiences, Kingdom of Heaven. Now most people will groan when I say that, because the movie itself wasn't particularly good. The reason the experience was so great for me, was a certain perk I have enjoyed as a manager. I got to watch the movie entirely by myself in the auditorium. Imagine 498 empty seats(this was a huge auditorium), the exact center of both the screen and the surround sound, the sound turned slightly up. Just you and the movie. It's an incredibly personal experience. It made the movie just that much better. That specialness is exactly what's missing from the movie experience nowadays. When I see a movie during normal business hours, I just feel like I'm just another person, not someone the theatre even remotely cares about.

    I could go on to say that customer service has declined in general across the board and not just in the movie theatre industry, but that's another post for another story.

    Maybe someone out there can come up with a solution to the problem. If so, let me know and I'll pass it along to my superiors.

    1. Re:From a theatre workers perspective by trongey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I totally agree.

      The first time is saw Star Wars and Close Encounters they were on a screen that was wider than my house. There were probably also more speakers in that room than I could fit in my house. To get to the single screen in that theatre I went through a lobby that was as lavish as any 5-star hotel. It was all about presentation. We stood in line for 3 hours because we knew there was something special waiting inside.

      Now I go to see movies on screens that don't impress me. I know some moderately wealthy people who have the same size screen in their house. I get there through a big hallway lined with overflowing trash bins. The only improvement is some really nice seats with cup holders.

      I don't expect to see a return to the giant screens. You'd never convince anyone that he economics are there. A little work in the presentation part sure wouldn't hurt though.

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      You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
  187. Straight to download: new strategy by fantomas · · Score: 1

    In the UK a director has released a film which has been offered straight for download at the same time as it was released on TV: "The Road to Guantanamo. It was shown at the Berlin Film Festival but I guess Channel 4 (the UK arts channel) decide to buy the rights to show it here. It's an 'reconstruction/ documentary' kind of film so not mainstream pulp but it's interesting to see this method of release. I was a bit disappointed to find you actually have to *pay* to download the film from Tiscali but nevertheless it's an interesting approach, I'll wonder if we'll see more of this kind of 'parallel release' in future?

  188. That's insightful? That's stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My point is, genius, that while I don't have to be a character in a movie, I tend to not watch movies that have themes I do not find interesting. 2 gay sheep herders in love is not something I find interesting. In fact, if the theme is "gay" it pretty much defaults to me not wanting to see it. I don't really want to see 2 men kiss, fondle each other, or speak love words to each other, all of which you can pretty much count on seeing in any movie that involves a gay theme. Now, you want to put two women up there, then you've got something I might find interesting.

    But thank you for asking that "Insightful" question. I personally can't see how people could be so stupid as to compare sexual themes to occupational themes, and not see the difference, but hey, you are that stupid, so I congratulate you.

  189. I blame myself... almost by SirWraith · · Score: 1

    Since i have a student discount, i'm thankful that AMC just bought out Loews. With AMC i can see a showing for $6.75 instead of $8.75. Is it bad that I see $7 as a good price for a movie. Anyway, my friends and I didn't have much to do so we went to the theater. With out $2 discount we bought tickets for Date Movie . Now i know, this isn't going to be Oscar quality, but i felt since we had so little to do we could laugh at some totally stupid shit for a while. But seriously, what the fuck was that? I understand that the movie is going to be bad and stupid, but seriously, this was beyond belief. For those who aren't familiar, it is from the people who made Scary Movie, and basically makes fun of all the date/romantic comedies from the past short while. The first problem was, half the movie was Meet The Parents/Fockers. Second, most of the time, they didn't even change the dialogue of what was going on, they would just have a tiny twist and hope it was enough. i.e. "I have nipples (whatever his name was), can you milk me?" He then lifts his shirt up and shows he has 8 nipples. Holy shit! Alert the press, Eddie Griffin is half cat! The second problem was, there wasn't a plot. It was a bunch of changed clips, thrown together with softcore porn in the middle. There were other problems too numerous to mention, but here's the kicker. The movie was just over an hour. Thankfully, this let us out in time to sneak into 16 Blocks , which I am sorry will not get the money for our viewing. While most of this post will be lost on the fact that there are already too many comments to read, i did find a list of stuff being remade of recent and upcoming. . Yeah... it's disgusting.

  190. Were we watching the same movie? by Elemenope · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So in Asimov's books the robot wouldn't be able to come to this conclusion, that the first Law must be ascrificed for the good of the humans, the robots would break even thinking such a thing.

    VIKI, the aformentioned robot in the movie, did NOT 'sacrifice' the first law or any such thing; she even flat out states, she reinterprets the First Law to mean something closer to the Zeroth law (survival and welfare of the collective the human species, more important than individuals.) According to how her program evolved, she wasn't breaking the First law, hence she wouldn't turn into a steaming pile of positronic goo. I thought it was a pretty clever meditation on how a sufficiently advanced mind can abstract away from the literal interpretation of some set of rules, and a good explication of the evolution of the Zeroth law that Asimov postulated would happen in sufficiently advanced robot minds. It also did a good job of showing why the Zeroth law sucked so very, very much.

    (This is not directed at Parent) And I for the life of me cannot figure out why 'I, Robot' the film is the geek community's favorite red-headed step-child. I liked it immensely as faithful to the spirit and tone of Asimov's works, it was beautifully rendered (as parent mentioned), decently acted, well written, and above all, entertaining. Unlike most hollywood faire passed up the opportunity to do the 'Frankenstein' remake that most of these movies take (pretty explicitly in dialogue, in fact, probably because Asimov routinely bitched about Robot Frankensteins in sci-fi). If people are going to bitch about movies, there are much better choices.

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    All the techniques ever used to make men moral have been themselves thoroughly immoral... (Nietzsche)
    1. Re:Were we watching the same movie? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      And I for the life of me cannot figure out why 'I, Robot' the film is the geek community's favorite red-headed step-child


      IMO, it's because it sucked relative to the books. I agree that it wasn't as bad as many people here are saying, but even a good 2 hour movie can't compare to an entire book of multiple good short stories. I suspect people who never read the book would have liked the movie better than those who have.
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    2. Re:Were we watching the same movie? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      That computer was not programmed with the 0th Law, it was supposed to break after it violated the First Law the very first time. Again, there was no paradox present in all Asimov's works.

  191. Not a bad year, actually: three films worth seeing by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    I watch 40-50 films per year, judging from my Netflix records. The fact that I have Netflix records tells you I don't bother going out to movies much any more, and the fact that my rentals are generally foreign tells you I don't care much for the banalities of Hollywood.

    However, last year brought three movies to my neighborhood that were superb: Capote, The Constant Gardener, and Broken Flowers. Films made for grown ups, intelligent and artful, assuming a sophisticated audience and as such not so simplified that the explosions have more syllables than the dialogue.

    That's exactly three times more than I went out to see in each of the previous two years. And here's the not-so-secret secret: work of this caliber is being made all the time. It's just not shown at the octoplex. You need to do a bit of work to inform yourself, you need to have courage to try out different film styles, and you need to read subtitles. If that's not for you, fine; there's always another Spiderman movie coming down the chute.

    Although I love movies, I'm not worried about either the fate of Hollywood or the corporate theater chains. They pretty much don't exist for me, anyway. If the chains care to book interesting films in our area, yeah, I'll be in line. Otherwise I'm perfectly content getting brilliant cinema in the mail and popping my own popcorn.

  192. That's because by bobamu · · Score: 1

    nothing is more hetero than girl on girl!

  193. My two cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to love watching movies in the big screen. Not anymore. The theaters I go to, show *45* minutes of ads before the movies begin. Gee, 45. I barely see TV nowadays for the same reason.

  194. Here's a thought. by einexile · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should go back to making movies that actually ought to be movies, instead of trying to use an 800 square foot screen as a venue for stage plays, pop songs, slide shows, and childish ruminations on the nature of reality / consciousness / what it means to be human.

    Or it's possible they just aren't filling the public's demand for novelty documentaries.

  195. Here's an idea... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    How about making going to the movies affordable again??

    The last time I went to the movies, there were 5 of us and the total bill was $60 just for the tickets, and another $60 for a tub of popcorn...

    Ridiculous... now I just wait for the movie to come out on Netflix...

  196. Delivery by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's just because they suck (though I agree that they are getting weaker and weaker). I know I'm not alone when I say that I have no interest in going to a theater to see a movie no matter how good it is. I wait for it to come out on video.

    I've seen it posted ehre before so I won't take credit for the idea but the right people need to realize that fans demand their movies in new ways. Release a movie to video at the same time it hit the theaters and you will see a greater following. By the time it hits the shelves, I may have forgotten about it. That still is not enough to get me into a theater.

  197. A bunch of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anybody really believe movies are getting worse?

    1. Re:A bunch of crap by justthinkit · · Score: 0
      I do.

      - Ten times as many movies are being released as 10 or 20 years ago.
      - The political correctness movement making movies painfully formulaic.
      - The _public_ wants remakes.
      - And the death spiral of crappy movies -> fewer go -> less money to make movies -> crappier movies.

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  198. Original movies by pw1972 · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't Hollywood come out with some original movies, instead of remaking everything. I'd be more inclined to spend $30 for a couple hours to see a movie that I've never seen before, and not just some new special effects from the same movie I've seen a hundred times. The list of remakes and sequels released in the past couple years is probably boggling. I wouldn't even want to try and list them.

  199. I like the theater, but I want better movies by AlpineR · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I actually like going out and watching a new movie with a bunch of strangers. I spend enough time at home on the computer, and my TV is decent but nothing like a good theater. Dinner and a movie is still a good date plan -- my girlfriend and I would go almost every weekend if there were something good playing. A comedy or action movie is more enjoyable when you feel the reaction of others around you.

    The biggest problem I see is just bad movies. I've found that Rotten Tomatoes is a good guide to the quality of new releases. Take a look most weeks and you'll see one decent movie and four bad ones in the top five releases. Considering that half of the good ones won't appeal to me based on subject matter, that means there's only one appealing movie every 2-3 weeks.

    I'd like to see less of the formulaic filler clogging the theaters. Try to show more smaller or independent films. For example, I'd love to see all the short films that received Oscar nominations this year. How about showing them together in place of a regular feature?

    I don't think that theaters are obsolete. Sure the popcorn is expensive, but I can choose to buy it or eat before. Cell phones are rarely a problem here in DC, at least now that most theaters have a "silence your cell phone" message before the feature starts. The experience could be improved with better food options including good coffee or beer. And during the Lord of the Rings trilogy I definitely appreciated my local theater that has Tempur-Pedic seat cushions.

    For my two cents, here are my favorite movies of the past year:

    • King Kong
    • Walk the Line
    • March of the Penguins
    • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-rabbit
    • Corpse Bride
    • Ballet Russes
    • Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill

    AlpineR

    1. Re:I like the theater, but I want better movies by justthinkit · · Score: 0
      For my two cents, here are my favorite movies of the past year:
      King Kong

      Garbage, by all accounts.

      Walk the Line

      Possibly worth watching but for sure not in a theater.

      March of the Penguins

      No better than something on the Discovery or National Geographic channel.

      Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

      Might be ok for kids if it wasn't so dark. I tried reading the first HP and couldn't stand the condescending tone of the author so have skipped all HP stuff but get it for my kids.

      Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-rabbit

      A good movie. Our family of 5 watched it on DVD twice, before returning it to our library :-)

      Corpse Bride

      I watch no horror movies, never have, never will. They are insulting to human intelligence.

      Ballet Russes

      First I heard of this so no comment.

      Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill

      A glorified home movie. Not worth a rental let alone a trip to the multiplex.

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      I come here for the love
  200. No, that would be a horror by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

    I think you're describing "The Hostel 2: Breakfast at Redmond"

  201. I just thought he was Jamaican by patiodragon · · Score: 1

    The word is both used for noun and verb. You put the flim in the camera and then flim somebody.

    Here is what I did after hearing the word:
    http://kimbriggs.com/songs/flim-flam.html

    -KB

  202. another reason for attendance down by andrewweb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All in all, I'd rather see the new blockbuster on the big screen, rather than some crappy pirate version..

    I recently had cause to write to MyVue because of an incident with annoying kids in the cinema, whose idea of the movie-watching experience includes shouting, swearing and setting off ringtones every 5 minutes. Sadly, leathering the crap out of them is the kind of thing that appears to be frowned upon these days.

    I was amused by the trailer that played before the film, you know the one, the anti-piracy "some viewers may choose to watch a pirate copy" crap, where the picture-perfect audience all sit around, arm-in-arm laughing, screaming, eating their overpriced popcorn.

    Anyway, I wrote to MyVue contrasting my experience with that in the trailer and received 9 free tickets instead of the requested refund. So they missed the point entirely.

    Fast forward a few days and King Kong is out - a picture crying out to be seen in the cinema. And 9 free tickets burning a hole in my pocket.

    So what did I do? I waited ages for a decent dvdrip of King Kong to come out so I could watch it in the privacy of my own home, away from little bastards who think they are far more entertaining than the film. Could have used the free tickets there, but chose not to. Didn't want a film I was looking forward to ruined.

    So I chose to ruin it for myself, by watching it on a 28" 4:3 CRT tube, in paltry stereo.

    I'm willing to bet I still enjoyed it more there, under those conditions, than I would have at MyVue telling snot-noses not to keep setting their 'funny' ringtones off every 5 minutes.

    If the Cinema chains want to get people back, they can start by cleaning up their own damn acts, and actually making it into somewhere you look forward to going.

    I'm sure I'm not alone in this.

  203. Spankbutt Mountain by David+Off · · Score: 1

    > jennifer lopez or kate hudson

    jennifer lopez and kate hudson in a lesbo cowgirl movie, now your talking, they could call it

    Spankbutt Mountain

    coming back to a another poster's comment, it was the gay "cowboy" bit that got me. Maybe if they were gay jewish cowboys? It is like that Billy Elliot film, hardass northern lad wants to learn ballet. It is like who can come up with the most ridiculous idea for a story?

  204. two words: crappy remakes by swschrad · · Score: 1

    there is a 75th remake of a 1960s chick flick in every 4-screen theater across the country, and possibly two or three in a 16 to 20 screen nauseaplex.

    if I want to see "the shaggy dog," I want fred mcmurray starring.

    up with originals, screw the clones.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  205. They lost the entertainment system arms race by Marrow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would I go to a movie theater and wait in line, walk on a sticky floor, and see a movie in a room with a badly calibrated sound system and scratches on the screen?

    They can connect the fall in movie theater ticket sales with the rise in DVD sales (home and rentals). DVDs offer extra features, subtitles, fast forward and rewind. All for the same price as a couple of tickets to the theater (w/ popcorn). And you dont have to schedule around a DVD.

    If movie theaters want to survive, they are going to have to offer much more than just the movies and a snack bar.

    Some suggestions:

    Card readers that you swipe to go into a movie and the bill shows up on your credit card or a bill at the end of the month.

    Special screenings.

    Fix the damn theaters so they look and sound PERFECT.

    Merchandising or some other way of getting involvement so that people who see the movie in the theater get something more than the DVD viewers. A program, a shirt, a coupon to visit a special website forum.

    New ideas in movies would be nice. Remakes are a defensive strategy which is not working well. People pay to see new ideas.

    Lets face it: There are far MORE movies and far BETTER movies showing on far MORE screens then ever in the past. But movie theaters themselves may be inconvenient compared to home entertainment. I have to drive an hour to see a movie with my friends at a good theater.

    You are going to have to make the theaters better than waiting for the DVD and seeing it at leisure.

  206. the Beatles? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    I hate the Beatles. I don't understand why they're so loved, *especially* by anyone who has a real appreciation for music. Is there a whole catalog of Beatles music that's more than a few cheesy chords and really, *really* god awful lyrics that I just am not aware of?

    Oh, please note that I am not trolling or picking a fight or anything. I'm specifically asking you because you seem to know what you're talking about.

    Thanks.

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    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  207. Many Reasons, One Outcome by misfit815 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Movies are dropping revenue because...

    - It costs too much, compared to the alternatives (buying the DVD).

    - You have to sit through 20 minutes of commercials now.

    - People are becoming more anti-social and don't want to go to a theatre.

    - I have a $3000 DLP HDTV with 7.1 and all the trimmings, why go to a theatre?

    - Ok, maybe piracy, but that's insignificant.

    - Oh yeah, and the overall quality of movies sucks now.

    - The internet reduces the time it takes to figure out the movie sucks.

    Most importantly, though, none of these are changing. Maybe, just maybe, the sucky-factor might turn itself around, but every other cause shows no sign of letting up. So that means we're at the end of an era, and the studios are just going to have to adapt. It's a fact of business; one sure way to bring about the death of your product is to keep making it the same way.

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    Jesus told him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me. - John 14:6 NLT
  208. Product placement by Kombat · · Score: 1

    In your example, it was good, because it was amusing. I don't mind those kind of product placements. Likewise, I don't mind catching a glimpse of a Pepsi vending machine in the background, or noticing that the protagonist is driving a BMW, because hey, he's got to drive something, and they have Pepsi machines in the real world, so why not.

    What bothers me are blatant, shameless plugs that serve no other purpose. Like "iRobot," for example, when Will Smith makes a point of showing off his "vintage" Converse shoes that are totally out of place in the future world, and serve no other purpose in the plot. There's absolutely no reason for the director to devote 30 - 45 seconds to making sure the audience knows that Will Smith is wearing Converse shoes. Maybe if it came up later in the film, and they ended up saving his life (where regular, period shoes would have failed him), I could forgive it, but IIRC, they never came up again. He devoted 1/120th of the film to making sure we knew Will wore Cons, then left it at that.

    That's annoying.

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    Like woodworking? Build your own picture frames.
    1. Re:Product placement by justthinkit · · Score: 0
      What bothers me are blatant, shameless plugs that serve no other purpose. Like "iRobot," for example, when Will Smith makes a point of showing off his "vintage" Converse shoes that are totally out of place in the future world, and serve no other purpose in the plot...Maybe if it came up later in the film...but IIRC, they never came up again

      Ok, I am obviously in a minority of /.ers because I liked "I, Robot" (a lot, actually). The converse shoes come up later when they are dirty/ruined from an accident and he is pissed about it. Also, they have a very 1970s retro style to them which is a BIG part of Will Smith's character. And there were essentially no other major placements in the movie...

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  209. I concur by Arnok · · Score: 0

    /Agree ..

    With widescreen tv so cheap now ..
    you can get big S&S at home ..

    and no one to bug you when you light up that spliff

  210. Alamo Drafthouse by ryry · · Score: 1

    If a movie isn't showing at the Alamo Drafthouse, I usually don't go. You can't beat cheap tickets, no commercials, respectful patrons (no little kids screaming, no teens talking on cell phones, no jackasses throwing popcorn at you), great food and beer served during the movie, great staff, special events, quirky movies, and weekly special events. Um .. then again, if you don't live in central or south Texas, you can ignore this :-)

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  211. Same Story + Same Medium = Lack of Interest by atomic_toaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Box office revenues aren't declining because Hollywood is telling stories that have been told before. After all, don't every story ever told boil down to one of something like eight possible plot lines? The problem is that Hollywood insists on telling stories that have been told before in the video medium. Remakes of old movies and TV shows, as well as far too many sequels where the plot from the first movie is recycled and tweaked for the second (or third, or fourth) movie, are par for the course these days.

    Bad acting, poor writing, and a dependance on CG/special effects over plot do have an impact, it's true. And when you're making a decision about whether to go to the theater or not, prices can be prohibitive. But how can you justify spending $X to go to the movies when you've already seen the first/original King Kong/Star Wars/Jurassic Park/Psycho/Amityville Horror/Pink Panther etc. on the big screen? What's the thrill of seeing it again with slightly better film quality and special effects?

    Movies become blockbuster hits the first time around primarily because the audience feels that they are watching something original. (Stories taken from books, plays, comic books, etc., while often made into movies, don't have the same "been there, done that" feel on screen because of the change in medium.) In King Kong and other films that rely heavily on special effects, when the original came to the screen, it was the first time that those exact plots had been aired, and the visual effects were spectacular for the time. For movies like Psycho that depend more on plot and acting than special effects, there was still suspense because people didn't already know all the plot twists.

    Box office sales will go up, film piracy or no film piracy, when Hollywood stops investing most of its money in remakes and sequels.

  212. Re:Why Movies Suck -- public domain by Shirlockc · · Score: 1

    I don't buy this logic. There's lots of great flicks that weren't adapted from copyrighted material and there are sucky flicks that were adapted from coyprighted material. Regardless of where the premise came from, book, short story, weird dream in the middle of the night, it's the execution of the idea, the plotting, writing, scripting, acting, direction that makes it a good film vs. a bad one. Brokeback Mountain would have been a completely different film if directed by someone other than Ang Lee, or if Heath and Jay weren't the main actors. And it was adapted from Anne Proulx's short story. Remakes, sequels can be good but not if the $ goes disproportionally into SFX, hello Lucas!

  213. ...at the box office by TrogL · · Score: 1

    It's reached the point where I refuse to enter a theatre because they're filthy, noisy and smelly. I've got a better sound system at home. The only movies I'll go to see are ones where it's nice to have a crowd around you eg. kids enjoying a Harry Potter movie or a wide-screen epic that just isn't gonna fit on my poor old 21" Samsung. Even then, I'll wait 'til the end of a run at a budget theatre when I've got the place pretty much to myself.

  214. "Suck" may be a poor word choice in this context by abb3w · · Score: 1
    Mainstream america is disgusted by male homosexuality but LOOOOOOOVES female homosexuality.

    Almost correct. Male mainstream America is disgusted by male homosexuality and turned on by female homosexuality. The leading audience for Slashfic is female. And you thought it was bad when a girlfreind dragged you to a traditional chick flick....

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  215. my kind of evening by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    That really sounds like my kind of evening. I'd much rather spend my hard earned cash on a quality outing like that than disappointing experiences elsewhere. Hell, even if the movie ends up being lame, at least you were treated like an adult, had some real food / drink, and relaxed enough to let out some stress.

    There's nothing like that around here. So, I have a 50" widescreen TV, and play DVDs upscaled to 720p with VLC, which bypasses region coding so I can watch imports too. I have a really nice wireless keyboard to control it, which I keep on my coffee table.

    Hmmm... Pizza, wine, and a movie tonight sounds relaxing.

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  216. how about american dreamz?! by xWastedMindx · · Score: 1

    Have you seen this movie trailer yet?! american dreamz

    it's a parody of, you guessed it! American Idol.

    Why the hell would anyone want to see a movie about a damned tv show, where people make a complete fool of themselves.

    I swear... movies have gone to shit lately.

  217. Theater Loosing Popularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the 70's theaters began treating people like cattle. In the 80's people in theaters began acting like cattle. The transformation is now complete. Who wants to be surrounded by (or be) MPAA livestock?

  218. Hollywood is in a rut. by technomom · · Score: 1

    Not only do we not go to the traditional theater anymore. My family hardly even rents movies anymore. That goes for rentals at the local rental shop and the "On Demand" tripe that Cablevision offers. There just isn't any compelling content to even pay $4.95 for much less $9pp.

    The last 3 movies I saw in theaters were 2 IMAX features and a screening of Monty Python and the Holy Grail at our local highbrow indy-type theater. Frankly, I wasn't that impressed by IMAX given that we paid something over $10pp for 40 minutes of movie. The Holy Grail thing was more enjoyable, a reasonable price and it really was a social event with lots of people. The way movies used to be.

    Hollywood has to evolve. They have no God-given rights to turn a profit. They have to earn it like everyone else. Give me something compelling to watch in a form I can't get at home, and maybe you'll see me in the theater again.

    JoAnn

  219. orly?? ^^ by Savaticus · · Score: 1

    You have obviously not watched Serenity, that was worth the room full of strangers. It also is the only movie i have seen in theaters in the last year.

  220. Why Movies Suck by webdog314 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the movie industry wants us to equate "the movie experience" with going to see an orchestra at a concert hall (you end up paying about the same price anyway...). But when was the last time you went to hear Mozart and they assaulted you with 20 minutes of television commercials?

  221. Starship Troopers - Most people don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >I really liked the Starship Troopers movie.

    So did I. But you have to know how to watch this movie. I've heard the producer really HATES the book and think that vision of the future is completely moronic. The book has a very serious vision of a military future, etc (you've all seen the movie).

    But if he hates that vision.... then what he did was make the movie sort of a complete mockery of the book (typical "braindead military", over-hyped army style).

    The end result is something so over-the-top that most people think it's complete bull. But it is, and that's the point! If you view it as a "serious" movie, you'll sure ending up thinking it sucks big time.

    I, myself, laugh myself silly every time I view it. :p

    1. Re:Starship Troopers - Most people don't get it by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      The book isn't so much of a very serious vision of a military future, so much as a future where one has to earn their right to real citizenship, i.e., the right to vote for their political representatives and the right to possibly be elected and serve in political office (by serving in the military or doing similar service).

      RAH takes a very serious view of citizenship, which is why this society (Amerika) is so completely corrupt today, with a deserter as prez and a draft-dodger as vice-prez, both of whom are emptying the US treasury as fast as possible.....

    2. Re:Starship Troopers - Most people don't get it by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...and of course there is no corruption in the military or of it.

      This mentality is why ideas like Heinlein's need to be lampooned at every opportunity. Go back century or two and you just plain had people like Bush buying himself an army. He could actually be an infantry officer/commander and there would still be no risk to his person. It would be as if he were serving in a rich draft dodger's reserve unit.

      Except he would be getting the sons of poor men killed.

      Forcing a "buy in" won't solve anything. The same people that game the system now will just game the "buy in" process.

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    3. Re:Starship Troopers - Most people don't get it by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Have you ever read his book as you completely miss the point?! No one buys into anything...

      You are speaking of the former British Empire and the modern armies of Egypt and some other middle eastern countries. My advice would be for you to read "Starship Troopers."

    4. Re:Starship Troopers - Most people don't get it by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that he's describing some Polyanna Utopia where all of the corruption issues that have plagued civilized man for 10,000 years have suddenly evaporated. Just what about that is something worth wasting my time?

                I found the exposition in Starship Troopers intolerable. Based on what I could take of that book, I feel that those that did the film adaptation did the material a favor.

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    5. Re:Starship Troopers - Most people don't get it by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      But you have to know how to watch this movie.

      Exactly. Judging by the comments here and elsewhere, most of the people who hated this movie completely missed the satirical intent. Which I find kind of odd, since the satire isn't subtle at all.

    6. Re:Starship Troopers - Most people don't get it by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Not at all, corruption will always be an issue as long as humans exist. Heinlein described the best thought out merit system, postulated as necessary in time of human survival.

      Maybe it wasn't the exposition so much as the small print you found intolerable.....practical thinking does have its place in the scheme of things.

  222. Re:Not a bad year, actually: three films worth see by justthinkit · · Score: 0
    However, last year brought three movies to my neighborhood that were superb: Capote, The Constant Gardener, and Broken Flowers

    TCG and BF were extreme stinkers and I am not going to attempt Capote (can't stand PSH).

    As to Netflix, how come no one is super pissed off at Netflix for scamming us with the promise of "unlimited" movies that turns into 3 a week if you are lucky.

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  223. Re:Home Theaters | Answer : Girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No! Bad geek! One of the worst first (or second) dates you can do is go to a movie. You sit in silence (if you're not an ass) for 90+ minutes next to each other. It's awkward and doesn't let you get to know the other person. If the movie is bad, it's worse because it becomes boring for your date. She will transfer this feeling to you. "He's nice and all but kinda boring". Go bowling instead.

  224. Problem by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Why a tranquilizer gun? A Silenced .223 round through the back of the head from the projectionist windows would be far more effective!

    Yes, but that might get something on my popcorn, never mind the mess the poor theater guys would have to clean up. They already have it bad enough cleaning whatever vile substances end up on the floor.

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  225. Cruising for disaster by abb3w · · Score: 1
    - really bad and/or cult movies/shows, where there's some chunk of a (predominantly) baby boomer audience that's virtually guaranteed to go along (e.g. Dukes of Hazzard, Mission Impossible).

    Actually, I rather enjoy the first MI movie. Of course, I don't watch the exact same movie everyone else is. I make two minor changes in my mind.

    1) Replace Jon Voight with Peter Graves in the role as Jim Phelps. Not that Voight isn't talented, but Graves spent almost a decade in the role.
    2) Replace Henry Czerny in the role of Eugene Kittridge with Leonard Nimoy reprising his role as Paris from the original series.

    Aside from a quick "s/Kittridge/Paris/g" on the script, no other dialog changes needed. Having Paris as the chief would have made the motivations for Phelps a lot more heartfelt: he's not only stuck in the same basic position he's held since the days of the cold war, his current boss is someone who used to work for him, and has been promoted over his head. Add that on top of the already stated "obsolescence" motivation, and the result has a lot more depth and versimilitude.

    Unfortunately, that movie couldn't have been made in the real world. The several suitcases added to the pricetag to get Graves and Nimoy on board would have been a minor problem. Having Scientology-deranged control freak Cruise as not only the lead actor but the producer to boot makes it as plausible as Xenu; neither Graves nor Nimoy would tolerate the little chicken shit. I wonder how much of the blame for the crapfest of unoriginality that Hollywood has been lately can be laid squarely at the feet of the COS?

    Still, it's easy enough to imagine what might have been while watching it that I was willing to buy the DVD. Used. In the bargain "clearance" bin. Last June.

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  226. Duh by panic911 · · Score: 1

    Maybe it had something to do with the fact that movies cost 9 dollars now to go see, and no new movie is worth 9 dollars, period. Then you have to put up with a ton of crap while you're there (mainly other people). It is pretty surprising that they didn't mention piracy, though. The MPAA and RIAA love to blame pirates for their problems.

  227. Remakes for different audience, not done well. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    The real problem is not that movies are remade, but that they aren't remade well.

    To expand on this, some movies are being remade for different audiences and not done well. The original Pink Panther movie wasn't made for the kiddies, but adults. Regardless of what you think of the originial plot and humor, it was made for a more mature audience than the remake.

    Sellers' Clouseau was a buffoon, Martin's was a clown. Synonymous? Perhaps, but I think there's difference here.

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  228. Misc: Richness of sensory experience, and culture by phlurg · · Score: 0
    A few other miscellaneous factors that may be at work:

    Back when I was a classical musician I noted that a number of my friends -- even other classical musicians -- would say something like "You know, I'm just not used to sitting still through a two hour concert, doing nothing but listening to an orchestra." Indeed, as people became increasingly used to movies/television, I think a purely aural experience began to feel comparatively *thin.* When was the last time you sat down and listened to, say, a Beethoven symphony all the way through while doing absolutely nothing else? For most of us, our music is background music.

    I'm curious if a similar problem is beginning to afflict movies. Most of the time these days I watch television while doing something else in the background -- eating, web surfing, reading, ironing, paying bills, yoga, etc... It's as if technology is driving us towards simultaneously engaging as many sensory channels as possible. One extremely successful local movie chain here in Austin is the Alamo Drafthouse. The Alamo removes every other row and installs tables, waiters take your orders, and you can have dinner with your meal. And beer. They serve beer. (And they don't allow babies/children.) Once you get used to eating dinner and having beer with your movie, the popcorn/coke formula similarly begins to feel thin and unsatisfying.

    The Alamo also succeeds because it maintains a funky Austin vibe, with offbeat films, events like amateur film night where you can bring your own movies to show, "Mr. Sinus Theater" (like MST3K but live), and the like. It's a cultural experience that makes a typical theater feel sort of like McDonalds. I tend to think this sort of approach is the wave of the future.

  229. Well, DUH by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    In my area there are hundreds of theaters to choose from within convenient distance.

    However, they're all showing the same 12 movies, none of which I have any interest in going to see.

    The local video store has thousands of movies, so the chances I can find something I want to watch there is generally pretty good.

    The reason the studios are having problems with this is they can't understand that the American populace is no longer so narrowly undiversified that 12 movies is be enough to interest most people.

    Simple, really.

  230. Pretty much the same thing. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    My wife and I wanted to go to a movie. There wasn't one that we wanted to see. Same this week. I would rather watch Anime I have recorded on my replay or old movies I have recorded from TMC. None of the current movies really grab me enough to want to spend the money and time to go to the theater.

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  231. Three thumbs up! Best movie ever! We rock, honest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is part of a broader issue. People are more media savvy now. You can't get somebody to buy your crap anymore, because they're trained from a very young age to know that it's crap and all the companies want is money. The public has realized that anyone trying to sell you something, no matter how awesome it seems, is full of lies and broken promises. The big media companies have dug their own grave.

  232. Why Movies Suck by nibblebucket · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone could take the time to compare movie ratings to revenues. Would we find that revenue is declining because movies in general suck more?

  233. Movie THEATRE revenues dropping... by ekimminau · · Score: 1

    So revenues at theatres are dropping. Unless you also report the revenues generated by PPV and DVDs this isn't even worth discussion. Anyone want to bet PPV, "Movies on demand" and DVD sales went UP more than 8% last year?

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  234. Speaking for myself by Suzumushi · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for others, but for myself and my family and friends, the ticket prices are too high. The content delivered does not justify the price, so we don't buy it. I agree with many others who exclaim that Hollywood priced itself out of the market. Same goes for the new formats (BluRay/HDDVD). Why am I going to spend thousands of dollars on a new form of the same old crap? You got me once with all my old VHS movies and then having to repurchase the same movie on DVD. I won't be tricked again. Hollywood and American automakers are the only two industries in this world that blame the consumer for not buying their product.

  235. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mainstream america is disgusted by male homosexuality but LOOOOOOOVES female homosexuality.


    This is a bad thing?
  236. not just because movies suck by The_Rook · · Score: 1

    i don't think poor movie ticket sales are the result of movies just being bad. there've had bad movies years before without the same drop in movie ticket sales.

    competition with home entertainment might account for some, but guess what - dvd and ceedee sales are down too. piracy might account for these looses too, but even a movie pirate has to buy blank ceedees and dvds.

    i think the problem is more fundamental. the economy is just not doing so well. incomes for the wealthiest people are growing, but incomes for ordinary working people are down and have not recovered. that means discretionary spending on small luxuries like the movies or music is cut back. you see the same effect across the economy. even walmart sales are stalled.

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  237. This past season was actually pretty good! by smagruder · · Score: 1

    With movies like Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, and Brokeback Mountain, I'm going to have to disagree that there haven't been movies lately worth going to the theater to see. These movies are masterpieces. Honest. Not kidding.

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  238. Re: Do movies suck or are we just getting older? by Kommander+Kool · · Score: 1
    There are quality films out there just like there is quality music. It's just a question of locating them--which admittedly can be difficult, given the sheer volume of movies out there. I'd say the majority of stuff finding its way into movie theaters ranges from average to crap; but that doesn't mean there isn't worthwhile stuff out there.

    Perhaps the best thing you can do is to rent or buy the films that interest you. Film has gone through the same eras during the past 100 years that we have. Every generation has some degree of fear and contempt for the following generation, because they do not understand it. -No value judgement here; just an observation.

  239. Re:Quit bitching about movie theatres! Demand bett by La+Fortezza · · Score: 1

    I saw Revenge of the Sith on opening day at a Gold Class theatre in Bangalore, India. I had the Bombay Blues but still had a good time. I'm a big guy (193cm, 200kg) but the seats were still comfortable. Tickets were only like 500 rupees ($10 USD). Wish they had something like that here in Texas; I'd be willing to pay $50 USD a seat!

  240. Parent is a karma-whore by drsquare · · Score: 0, Troll

    Most of the best films made are not taken from things gone into public domain, they're either original plots or from books which are not public domain. Also there are as many things going into public domain as there ever have been. People talk about Steamboat Willy, but even if that did become public domain, if they did use it to make a film, wouldn't that just be another remake, the very thing you're complaining about?

    Your post is a logical fallacy. You decry Hollywood having no new ideas, and then saying that it's because they're not allowed to use public domain old ideas.

    Your post is just an attempt to play to the crowd by subtly inserting an anti-copyright message so you can get a few free points from the general Slashdot anti-copyright sentiment.

    You've also praised manga/anime to squeeze a few mod points from anime/manga fans, even though it has nothing to do with the article.

    I salute your mastery of karma-whoring.

    1. Re:Parent is a karma-whore by rlauzon · · Score: 1

      Most of the best films made are not taken from things gone into public domain, they're either original plots or from books which are not public domain.

      Um... You don't seem to get it. Movies don't come only from novels.

      Disney wasn't the first to create cartoons. He wasn't the first to add sound to motion pictures. He wasn't the first to create animated animals. He tapped into the public domain for ideas as well as stories.

      Also there are as many things going into public domain as there ever have been.

      Darn few things have gone into the public domain for the last 50 years because our purchased congress-critters keep extending the length of copyright retroactively.

      Unless you want to define "ever have been" as "the last 70 years". Then yes. But before that, works went into the public domain 28 years after they were created - and that's only if the copyright holder applied to extend the copyright.

      Your post is a logical fallacy. You decry Hollywood having no new ideas, and then saying that it's because they're not allowed to use public domain old ideas.

      Artists have always relied on works of the past to build on. That's where "new" ideas come from. Using the Disney example again, Walt didn't really do anything new. Everything he did had already been done - seperately. He put the old ideas together in a different way and came up with something "new".

      I salute your mastery of karma-whoring.

      Uh.. ya...

  241. It was a joke... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    I thought people would see Stealth and Dukes of Hazzard in the list and realize I was kidding. I guess it really was a Stealth joke.