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  1. Re:NO DELL. LENOVO. on Switching a College from Desktops to Laptops? · · Score: 1

    But, but,... with Lenovo you miss out on VALUABLE LIFE EXPERIENCE! Just because those little six-sided screw-sockets for the serial and VGA ports have next-to-no resale value, doesn't mean that they won't be stolen. Without paying extra for DELL Gold On-Site Tech Support, how are you going to learn that lesson?

    Just because the power's on and the array hosts the Information Store for your Exchange Server, doesn't mean you can't rip the cables out. Without paying extra for DELL Gold On-Site Tech Support, how are you going to learn that lesson?

    Just because the docs say that the card is not hot-swappable and that the voltages are seriously life threatening, doesn't mean you can't pull it out. (In my dreams)

    You see, we PAID EXTRA for DELL Gold On-Site Tech Support.

  2. Re:One good reason NOT to buy Windows Vista: on Ten Reasons to Buy Windows Vista · · Score: 1
    Gates: "It puts the shackles on its wrist, or it gets the hose again."

    Thanks a lot. A mental image of Bill doing "the vaj" is JUST what I needed.

  3. Re:Mmm... versions on MS Unveils Office 2007, Multiple Versions · · Score: 1

    Looks that way. I hear that in "Super MS Office XII: Third Strike Champion Hyper Edition" Greedo throws a chair first.

  4. Re:You're already selling yourself on Prostitutes Call for a Ban on GTA · · Score: 1

    Just the fact that you would even CONSIDER asking that just highlights your six-figure Slashdot ID.

  5. Re:Prostitutes? on Prostitutes Call for a Ban on GTA · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Does it have a cartoon of Mohammed in it?

  6. Platform manufacturer? on Mother 3 Finished After 11 Years · · Score: 1
    Originally developed for the ill-fated 64DD

    It was Playboy, right?

  7. Re:Time for an Internet Reboot on The Future is XHTML 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Capricorn 15's. Born 2244. Enter the Carousel. This is the time of renewal.

  8. Re:Clone of My Own on Wealthy 'Cryonauts' Put Assets on Ice · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just me, but I really would NOT be interested in a balding chick with a 5-o'clock shadow and a beer belly.

  9. Re:This is not news and not rocket science on Gmail Mis.delivered? · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, I just tried it. My gmail address has a period in it, and I was able to login with and without the period.

  10. ...after the commercial break on The Backhoe, The Internet's Natural Enemy · · Score: 1

    Now that we got the backhoe, I'm gonna stick my thumb up 'is butt!

  11. Re:Hah! on The Backhoe, The Internet's Natural Enemy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Pavel Chekov got a new job, trading in his velour for a shotgun and hunting cap?

  12. Re:Interesting commentary on this... on Windows XP Service Pack 3 Not Due Until 2007 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Bet the doesnt.suk patch for the kernel is still missing.

  13. Re:2007? on Windows XP Service Pack 3 Not Due Until 2007 · · Score: 1

    And the launch theme-song will be Terrance & Phillips' smash hit, "Shut Ya Fuckin' Face, Unkka Fuckka".

  14. Re:W.. T.. F.. on Windows XP Service Pack 3 Not Due Until 2007 · · Score: 1

    Dick? Dick Cheney, is that you?

  15. Re:Meditations on Perl 6 on What is Perl 6? · · Score: 1
    Do Not Taunt Perl 6

    Perl 6 may stick to certain types of skin.

    Ingredients of Perl 6 include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Perl 6

    Do not use Perl 6 on concrete.


    Perl 6
    ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

  16. Re:The Poor Man's RAID Array on Home Network Data Storage Device · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you can get your hands on old USB Zip drives, you should only need about 2500 of those.

    Recipe for hearing loss: 2500 Clicks of Death at the same time.

  17. Re:Oh, no! on The Year of the HTPC · · Score: 1

    Is this what you're looking for?

  18. Re:must be more zero tolerance on Felony For Refreshing a Web Page? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe if you design a mod for GTA that involves sodomizing a high school student in a small cement room with barred windows, Jack Thompson will donate his legal services.

  19. Great on Are Hotlinked Images Now a Liability? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    With the new WMF exploit out there

    There's a new WMF exploit out to take the place of the one patched yesterday?

  20. Re:Rough translation on Microsoft to Patch WMF Exploit Early · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since when did that matter to Bill & Co.?

  21. Re:Hmm... on 'Intel Inside' No More · · Score: 1
    you gotta do it with as few apostrophes as possible ;)

    Unless, as every seasoned Slashdot troll^H^H^H^H^Heditor knows, the sentiment requires no apostrophes. That is good and sufficient cause to add extra apostrophe's to the idea's being presented.

  22. Re:Dear slashdot... on Linux in a Business - Got Root? · · Score: 1
    Convincing others that you are special?

    Try pointing out your tongue marks on the short bus windows.

  23. Re:That's Wilber on GIMP 10th Anniversary Splash Contest Winner Announced · · Score: 1

    Either way, he's "SOME PIG". I'd venture that he's "RADIANT" and "TERRIFIC" too.

  24. Re:That's nothing... on A Kilowatt of Power · · Score: 1
    Yeah, well, it's not like they're going to come chasing after me with their AK-47s, immediately after I perform my proof-of-concept experiment where I send my dog 12 miunutes into the future, forcing a dramatic, hair-raising flight by my friend who's videotaping the whole thing for posterity, ending in an accidental trip back in time which results in a near-catastrophic ripple in the space-time continuum.

    Or a good look down Lea Thompson's dress.

  25. Re:They cross-check the articles now? on Opera Purchase Rumour Control · · Score: 1
    I'm speechless.

    You say you are loosing you're speach? Dont be bumedd, most of the contant on ./ will remane teh same, measured aganst the same hihg standerds that Taco, Roblimo, and all teh other is nown for.