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  1. Re:Interesting on Carbon Nanotubes Harder Than Diamond · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't that make you varelse then?

  2. Re:Sure to be ... on Doom Movie Scriptwriter Dave Callaham Interviewed · · Score: 1
    They could easily make a trilogy on the scale of the Lord of the Rings movies.

    Pfffttt. They'd just cut out Uther Lightbringer's parlay with Gul'dan, and the entire "Scouring of Azeroth", where you finally learn Gul'dan's final fate.

  3. Re:Gbrowser? on John Doerr Disclaims Rumored GBrowser · · Score: 1

    Or GString

  4. Re:That's great, but on 'Kiss of Death' Discoverers Get Nobel Prize · · Score: 1
    stop digesting ny meat

    Simple. Stop buying meat raised in New York.

  5. Re:I will save this bugtrack for later reading.. on A Security Bug In Mozilla - The Human Perspective · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thief!! Bagginsss!!! We hatesss it forever!

  6. ObSouthPark on Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Software · · Score: 1

    Fucking Windows 98!! Get Bill Gates in heah!

  7. Re:Obligatory on William Shatner to Star in New Reality TV Series · · Score: 1

    Maybe Mr. AC is all worked up about the hotdog that violently disagreed with him.

  8. Re:Mac OS? on Gates on Spyware and OS Competition · · Score: 1
    The mouse has become the single most non-productive enhancement to computing in history.

    If you think that's bad, check this out.

  9. Re:Consequences? I'd say! on US Military Plans Space Combat · · Score: 1
    Both parties maintained a state of M.A.D. and thereby held their populations (and those of other nations) in fear for their lives.

    I knew it! It was Dr.Claw behind the Cold War from the start!

  10. Re:They won't copy it b/c it's ugly... on U.S. Offers $50 Download · · Score: 4, Funny
    Poor Grant, even after death, has become quiet the specimen.

    Dead people usually ARE quiet specimens. If they aren't, it's a pretty good indication that there's something wrong.

  11. Re:LDS on Laser Injures Delta Pilot's Eye · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a Laser Sensor & Deflector (LSD) be appropriate?

  12. Re:History of the World Part 2 on Mel Brooks Says 'Spaceballs' Sequel In The Works · · Score: 1

    I loved that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me.

  13. Re:Jon Candy is dead... on Mel Brooks Says 'Spaceballs' Sequel In The Works · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd think "Ralf" would be more fitting.

  14. Re:ID 10 T Problem on EWeek Details Linux to Windows Migration · · Score: 1

    You're trying to /. Simon? Just when you think they can't get any dumber ...

  15. ObSimpsons on Star Wars Minutiae · · Score: 1

    I bent my Wookiee!
    --Ralph Wiggum

  16. Ob Rev. Lovejoy on Security Alert · · Score: 0

    I cast thee out!

  17. I'm an electric car... on Vehicles of Tomorrow? · · Score: 1

    I don't go very fast or very far, and when people see you driving me, they'll think you're gay.


    [chanting] one of us! one of us! [/chanting]

  18. Re:Fingerprint Touchpad on The Secret Behind the iPod Scroll Wheel · · Score: 1
    I've always thought that this kind of device would be great if it was integrated into something I have hold to use,

    Make way for the cyborgs! "You must authenticate before masturbation is permitted"

  19. Re:My feelings on the changes on Star Wars DVD Box Set Released · · Score: 1
    A new and improved Jabba
    Thank god, the SE scene looked incredible dumb. Hopefully they have also removed the Han walking over Jabba's tail bit with some creative editing. Actually, I wish that the whole scene was removed, or greatly shortened since Greedo basically repeats all the information to Han later on.

    Umm, Greedo dies before this sceen, which is why Jabba talks about Han killing Greedo.

  20. Re:We had it yesterday in the UK on Star Wars DVD Box Set Released · · Score: 1

    Yippee!

  21. Re:chock full of goodies: on Fedora Core 3 Test 2 Available · · Score: 1

    Any word on being able to use the Java SDK of choice with the "official" FC-packaged Tomcat?

  22. Re:Inconsistencies render "explanation" null? on HAL 9000 on the Auction Block · · Score: 1
    2001 the novel is *not* the same as the movie (there are significant plot differences).

    Have I confused everyone yet?

    Hell, anyone could get Saturn and Jupiter mixed up :)

  23. Re:In soviet russia HAL9000 bids on you on HAL 9000 on the Auction Block · · Score: -1
    Fine, but could it kick the WOPR's ass?

    Goddammit, I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd help me answer that!

  24. Re:I predict this will be bought by Microsoft on HAL 9000 on the Auction Block · · Score: 1

    Ms HAL? So Microsoft will be giving HAL a sex-change as well as an inferiority complex about being female?

    Guess he'll be one of those "Don't call me a fembot, fembots".

  25. Re:My personal favorite on Is "Marketingspeak" Killing Technology? · · Score: 1
    What's your mission?

    Hanging upside down from from a rope on the 10th floor, using software designed to not sever said rope. He states it quite clearly.


    Glad I don't have his job.