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  1. Re:Why NOT? on OpenBSD Activism Shows Drivers Can Be Freed · · Score: 1
    While I agree that most of those are good reasons, I must say that I think that something is terribly wrong with the legal system if the vendor can be liable for my intentional misuse of their product.

    Lawsuits claiming firearms manufacturers are liable for murderer's actions comes to mind. To quote Steve Dallas: "America: Land of the Lawsuit"!!

  2. Re:freeware?!?! on Are we Headed for a Wiki World? · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    How can slashdot write about GPL'ed software that it's freeware?

    The same way CmdrTaco and crew can claim to be "editors": With their fingers crossed and their noses growing.

  3. Re:Discrimination! on Amazing Things Your Automobile Can't Do · · Score: 1
    hey are suggestiong that, we Americans, are irate little hot heads that would litigate for trifiling nusances.

    Of course we are! Suing over duofiling is a bit over-the-top, but you should NEVER let them make it to quadfiling!

  4. Re:XBOX hahaha on DS Preorders Outsell PS2 · · Score: 1
  5. Re:According to... on Godless Godzilla and Godzilla at 50 · · Score: 1

    What!?!?! No Liza?

  6. Re:Hmm, something's screwy here, on Godless Godzilla and Godzilla at 50 · · Score: 1
    Wtf is the writer trying to say?

    From the article: You don't have permission to access /editorials/editorials.php on this server.
    I think he's saying, "You're not allowed to read this."

  7. Re:Bad taste on Superman Set To Fly · · Score: 2, Funny

    You realizthe, of coursth, thisth meansth war.

  8. Re:Hmmm on Microsoft Won't Charge More for Multicore Licenses · · Score: 1

    If you've had reason to obtain a Windows Me CD, you're WAY past coffee. Everclear is self-cleaning and is VERY helpful in "dealing" with Me.

  9. Re:Hmmm on Microsoft Won't Charge More for Multicore Licenses · · Score: 5, Funny
    then again, how many M$ products can you name that DO work ? :)

    Windows 95 (all CD editions)
    Windows 98
    Windows 98se
    Windows Me
    Windows NT4
    Windows 2000
    Windows XP
    Windows 2003
    Office 95
    Office 97
    Office 2000
    Office XP
    Office 2003
    SQL Server 6.5
    SQL Server 7
    SQL Server 2000
    Exchange 5.5
    Exchange 2000
    SNA Server 2.0
    Publisher 98
    Publisher 2000
    Project 98
    Project 2000
    SMS 2
    SMS 2003

    All do a fabulous job of preventing rings from forming on my coffee table.

  10. Re:Hang on... on Firefox Seeks Full Page Ad in New York Times · · Score: 1

    Because online, they all look the same at the New York Times: A mostly yellow page pumping you for information.

  11. Re:What they failed to mention... on Computer Problems Already Affecting Florida Voters · · Score: 1
    the issue was resolved shortly after the operators were instructed to turn the power ON.

    Unfortunately, after poking about in the vents on the backs of the Internets thingies with a safety pin resulted in several slightly crispy election officials, the whole business was remanded to Supreme Court for resolution.

  12. Re:Duke Nuken Forever on Half Life 2 Goes Gold · · Score: 1
    Duke Nuken Forever

    The grey-market knockoffs are out BEFORE the original product? Duke Nukem Forever continues to set the standard for embarrassingly late completion.

  13. Re:Let's hope on U.S. Declares War on Intellectual Property Theft · · Score: 1

    Britney's OK once you hit the MUTE button.

  14. Why does this sound like a '60s sitcom? on Russian Mock Mars Mission · · Score: 1

    Just sit right back
    and you'll hear a tale
    A tale of a faithful trip.
    That started in this frosty port
    Aboard this tiny ship

    The mate was a mighty cosmonaut
    The Skipper brave and sure
    Six volunteers blasted off that day
    For a 500 day tour
    A 500 day tour.

  15. Re:Er, why? on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 1

    Well, how about an on-topic goatse post? SCO Group

  16. Re:True Reason behind the shutdown on Indymedia Servers Given Back · · Score: 0, Troll

    I dunno. He doesn't look disturbed to me.


    Note, do NOT follow that link if you are faint of heart.

  17. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't dilute the litigious bastards mark. I propose we consider ass-ramming uncle-fuckers as the appropriate label.

  18. Re:New gold my hiney on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 2, Funny
    reverse-Midas analogy where everything Darl tries to possess turns into dung, whereas it becomes gold in anyone else's hands.

    Ahhh, the Symantec Touch.

  19. Re:ash? on Mt. St. Helens Magma Reaches Surface · · Score: 2, Funny
    ash died a long time ago.

    You're fucking dreaming. Just you wait: let even one Deadite show his ugly mug, and Ash will return!

  20. Re:Appliance? on Sony Launches DVD-Burning Appliance · · Score: 1
    Well, if you buy crappy media you'll have a lot of coasters you can use in the kitchen...

    So you should download the crappy media off P2P apps and BitTorrent instead of buying Gigli or Glitter?

  21. Maybe it's fun to ride... on Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway · · Score: 1

    But managing one sucks.

  22. Re:Oh, I'm sorry on Slashdot Gameshow Experiences? · · Score: 1

    Speak for yourself. I'm hoping Natalie Portman will be giving the video "answer" to /. Trolls for 800.

  23. Re:Sucks in the US as well on One Terrible Job: IT Manager · · Score: 1
    And if I find the mother-f***er that gave the entire company my cell phone #, they are dead!!

    I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure it was this guy.

  24. ObClerks on One Terrible Job: IT Manager · · Score: 1

    You could be the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

  25. Re:Worse Job on One Terrible Job: IT Manager · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gravy job. Requires no talent or sense of asthetic decency.