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  1. Re:I wonder if they used the IMPS protocol on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: 1
    The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)

    Cool! I've got IMPS in my X config. Who knew that was how Microsoft hardware worked?

  2. Re:Packet monkeys, eh? on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: 3, Funny

    The works of Shakespear: 1000 monkies, 1000 typewriters, 1000 years.

    Microsoft Systems Management Server: 1000 pacxet monkies, 1000 copies Visual C++, 100,000,000 boxes of chocolate Ex-Lax.

  3. ObCitySlickers on Tech Support Levels Dropping · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...should I just be grateful it's not a dupe?

    Day ain't over yet.

  4. Re:Sorry but I have no sympathy for this guy on Tech Support Levels Dropping · · Score: 3, Funny
    wtf is Alabama English?

    Lahf is lahk a box a choc'lates, you nevva know whut you gonna git.

  5. Re:Eh, it's a trade off. on Tech Support Levels Dropping · · Score: 1
    Had a power supply go out in a DELL server. Lucky: it was hot swap and redundant. Not so lucky: the flames came out and the supply popped the breakers on the UPS. So I called DELL to exercise our Gold support.

    Stated clearly that the PS catches on fire if plugged in, and wipes out the entire cabinet when the UPS pops. Stated that they were to replace it plugging the faulty supply in. (2 hour drive for me, let DELL do it. Bad idea.)

    With these instructions in hand, anybody want to guess what the first thing the DELL monkey did when he arrived?

  6. Re:WMP10 Feature on Microsoft Portable Media Center Reviewed · · Score: 1
    one of the main things in WMP10 is Janus

    Where is Judge Dredd when we need him?

  7. Re:Downhill Battle lost all credibility with me... on Blog Torrent: Downhill Battle Interview · · Score: 1
    Look at the caption on the second and the last pictures.

    Second Picure: "Walmart, West Boylston, MA"
    Last Picture: "Contact Downhill Battle" (Doesn't really look like a caption, but it's the closest thing that picture has.)

    What's the big deal?

  8. Re:Yeah actually... on "E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin · · Score: 1
    terrorists arriving in flying pigs

    Slashdotters getting laid? Scary.

  9. Re:MMORPGs on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 1
    I play a little bit of Star Wars: Galaxies, and it's facinating to watch the online bully mentality, and how it develeops.

    Sony?

  10. Re:What? on SCO Says 'Linux Doesn't Exist' · · Score: 1
    If Linux doesn't actually exit, doesn't that pretty much negate their complaint?

    No, that just means that Linux is still here.

  11. Re:no no no on The Linux Incompatibility List · · Score: 1
    and now this link is salshdotted

    It's also been slashdotted.

  12. Re:BTW, is this a record? on What is this Strange Gadget in My Car? · · Score: 2, Funny
    (./ was much smaller in those days, this is not my first ./ ID)

    What is this 'dotslash' of which you speak?

  13. Re:Guard the message ... on JibJab Wins - 'This Land' is Public Domain · · Score: 1
    I suspect to a larger degree, not hijacking the message of the good Reverend is far more important to them. At some point, I should think the integrity of its use far outweighs the simple financial values.

    Yeah, but...

  14. Re:Microsoft used false advertising for Windows 98 on Microsoft Found Guilty of Misleading Advertising · · Score: 1

    When installing Windows 95, Microsoft pops up the bold statement that "Everything You Do Will Be Faster and More Fun."


    It's been 9 years and they STILL haven't delivered.

  15. Re:Here's a mystery... on Time to Kill Microsoft Word? · · Score: 1
    Ever notice how MS documents are recognized as such by the OS even if YOU'VE NEVER LOADED OFFICE on that computer??!

    I've noticed how they are recognized as WordPad documents, if I have never loaded Word but have WordPad installed. (IIRC, WordPad is installed by default on NT based Windows.)

  16. Re:Uhhh... on Yahoo! Not Protected From French Anti-Nazi Laws · · Score: 1

    Does France have oil? Maybe a high-level French official crossed his eyes at Cheney sometime in the past. Maybe it's France's fault that there was no ammo dump or supplies of winter gear at Mourmelon in December of '44.

    Surely, that would give Dubya cause.

  17. Re:Treatment was prompt on Interview With Chernobyl Engineer · · Score: 1

    Let's look at a picture book: "The Big Book of British Smiles".

  18. Seems like old news on Virtual Girlfriend · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I've seen this before.

  19. Re:The what where now? on Revolutionary Spam Firewall Developed · · Score: 1
    Oh - sorry, I mean bullshit firewall. It's like this new technology that rejects bullshit from the evil internet, so I never have to read it.

    What's Slashdot like with no articles, comments or polls?

  20. Re:My favorite line: on Revolutionary Spam Firewall Developed · · Score: 1
    Maybe they should be working on a Slashdot-Firewall.

    Easy-peasy. Just do a mandatory stylesheet that makes Slashdot unbearable to read.

  21. Re:Am I the only person that thinks IE is ok? on Get Rid of Internet Explorer - Browse Happy! · · Score: 1
    I've always found the IE just works.

    You should check out the Literary Moose page on CSS. See if IE can render his CSS styled pages.

  22. Re:Scotty would be pleased. on Transparent Aluminum Is Here · · Score: 1
  23. Re:So, what does it mean for us? on Viacom Sneaking Up On Midway Takeover? · · Score: 1

    Just wait for Star Trek XVII! Kirk and Spock spend the first 50 minutes of the movie zapping killer mosquitoes with phaser rifles.

  24. Re:How about a used laptop? on Note Taking Devices for Students? · · Score: 1
  25. Re:eMate on Note Taking Devices for Students? · · Score: 1

    So, he puts down the eMate he is demoing, jumps into a time machine, travels to 2002, and returns to 1997 with an eMac to throw down the aisle? Amazing!