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  1. Re:Built-in biometrics? on Credit Cards That Think They Are Gadgets · · Score: 1

    Yeah, then I hit the sidewalk. At least I beat the 3 drink minimum!

  2. Re:Sequel? on James Cameron Commissions Submarine To Visit Challenger Deep · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking only for myself, I remember Linda Hamilton's tits.

  3. Built-in biometrics? on Credit Cards That Think They Are Gadgets · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll finally be able to "swipe" the card for tipping at the strip club now?

  4. Re:What about Pedobears friends? on Police Publish 'An Introduction To PEDO BEAR' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Poor Bukkake Badger, always left out :(

  5. Re:Commission on Criminals Steal House Thanks To Hacked Email · · Score: 1

    A civil suit would follow to cover pin and anguish.

    Would that be "needles anguish"?

  6. Windows Phone Pride Parade? on Microsoft Holds iPhone Funeral Event · · Score: 1

    "We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!"

  7. Re:So if it wasn't for Google... on How 6 Memorable Tech Companies Got Their Names · · Score: 1

    You mean "Rospadic Lysdexia"?

  8. Re:Huh? on Microsoft Suspends Gamer For Being From Fort Gay · · Score: 1

    Saw a documentary about this once.

  9. Re:Proudly Canadian on Microsoft Suspends Gamer For Being From Fort Gay · · Score: 1

    What about Captain Dildo? Is he no longer around?

    Remember, you can take a woman out of Dildo, but you can't take the Dildo out of a woman.

  10. Re:Just to get it out of the way... on Microsoft Suspends Gamer For Being From Fort Gay · · Score: 1

    But it had Intercourse, PA twice. It MUST be real!

  11. Re:So if it wasn't for Google... on How 6 Memorable Tech Companies Got Their Names · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or a function that allows you to look over your post before submitting it. A "Preview", as it were.

  12. Mic'd Up on Asteroids Flyby — 2010 RF12 & 2010 RX30 · · Score: 1

    2010 RF12: "It just happened, RX30. It... "

    2010 RX30: "Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife."

  13. Re:Shoes a spy tool on Dubai's Police Chief Calls BlackBerry a Spy Tool · · Score: 1
    *Ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttt!!!

    Excuse me, got a fax coming through.

  14. Re:Required on IBM Unveils Fastest Microprocessor Ever · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it will generate some serious heat, get those grits smoking!

  15. Re:Lets go down this road on Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap' · · Score: 1

    What about the Lone Gunmen?

  16. Re:Great! on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    To make it taste like Fosters?

  17. HHGTG on Touchless Gesture User Interfaces · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like the radio on the Heart of Gold to me.

  18. Re:Mobiles too? on Google Officially Brings Voice To Gmail · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I heard about it too.

  19. So he's finally able to realize his vision? on First Review of Avatar Special Edition · · Score: 1

    How much Jar-Jar is in this edition?

  20. Re:Begs for creative modification on Toyota Adds External Speakers To Warn Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    I was thinking "theme song"

    Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
    Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
    Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
    Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
    We love you.

  21. Re:If they do, I want options! on Toyota Adds External Speakers To Warn Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    smug, smug, smug, smug, smug, smug, eggs and smug

  22. Re:Horn? on Toyota Adds External Speakers To Warn Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    Horn requires the driver to see the pedestrian, and react.

    A very good point. The government needs to be apprised of this dangerous oversight immediately, so that they can mandate that the horn on all vehicles be set to 'honk' upon leaving the assembly line. Disabling the horn so that it stops honking for any reason should be punishable with a hefty fine and jail time.

    Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!?!?

  23. Re:Horn? on Toyota Adds External Speakers To Warn Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    But what if they are driving a self-accelerating car, such as some Toyota Priuses?

  24. Re:What does it play when acceleratng uncontrollab on Toyota Adds External Speakers To Warn Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not soiling myself and screaming in terror like his passengers.

  25. Re:Windows 95 vs. Windows 98 on Windows 95 Turns 15 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't it Win98 that changed the "The computer didn't shut down properly" message to the accusatory "You failed to shut down Windows properly" message when it bluescreened?