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Automakers Try To Keep Repair Codes Secret

An anonymous reader writes "Can't get the trouble codes out of your car's computer? Congress wants to help. I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox. Why aren't the automakers bashing these third-party code readers over the head with the DMCA while they still can?" This debate has been going on for several years.

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  1. get a new car company or get some smarts. by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rachel Seymour, a college student from Portland, Oregon, has had her 2002 Kia Spectra serviced 12 times for a Check Engine light problem. Each time, she's forced to take it to a Kia dealership, where a technician hooks her car up to a computer, runs a battery of tests and charges her $120 to diagnose and repair the same problem: a loose gas cap.

    Well, no offense to Ms. Seymour, but she's one dumbass motherfucker. Who the fuck in their right mind pays $120 twelve times ($1440 in total) to be told the same fucking thing? After the first time they told me it was a loose gas cap and I knew that I was tightening it down as best as it could be done I would have ignored (or covered/disabled) the light (which she apparently did after her twelvth visit).

    I purchased my second new Saturn SL-series in 8/2002. I just had to take it in for a slipping clutch (at 29,900 which is unheard of as far as I am concerned). They offered me a rental car for free, service that would be finished the next day (probably because they were paying for the rental), and it was all under warranty. Now, like I said, it is unlikely that user error caused a slipping clutch at 30k but it is possible. No questions asked. Seems like they weren't trying to place the blame on the user here and just fixed the damn thing. I wonder if they didn't cover the first time or two and then told her to fuck off and started charging her for wasting their time?

    I suggest that Ms. Seymour smartens the fuck up about her car company choices or her insistence on bringing the god damn car back to people who are obviously fucking with her...

    I don't see how giving these fucking codes to the smalltime mechanics is going to help one fucking bit for a problem of utter stupidity. Ms. Seymour is going to see cause $$$'s in any automechanic's eyes. In fact, I would be more apt to trust a dealership's service department than some independent... YMMV.

    1. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny

      But with the codes out in the open she could be charged by Joe Bob down at the corner 120$ to be told that the gas cap is loose rather then payign 120$ to the Kia repair place to be told the same thing!

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    2. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Brobock · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...and charges her $120 to diagnose and repair the same problem: a loose gas cap.

      $120 for a computer diagnostics seems a little steep. Jiffy lube will run one for you for $15 bucks. Where is she taking it that is costing her $120.00 to run a computer diagnostics?

    3. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd just like to add something to what mr. garcia has to to say... that is: "fuck"

    4. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Mz6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hell... Even local auto parts stores will run a FREE scanner for you and tell you what the code is....

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    5. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, no offense to Ms. Seymour, but she's one dumbass motherfucker.

      Subtle, very subtle.*

      * = Definition of the word "subtle" may vary.

    6. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or her car-savvy son could do it for free.

      Of course, if she had a car-savvy son he'd probably have talked her out of buying a Kia.

    7. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd take a wild guess and say that any repairs NOT carried out by a Kia dealership invalidate the warranty. Ms Seymour is right to not want to end up invalidating her warranty incase something worse does come up. Every time it's 'only' $120 to keep the warranty active. With hindsight saving $1440 dollars and not going to a Kia dealership would seem like the sensible plan, but when the second light popped up, she had no idea if she'd be paying $120 & keeping her warranty end-of-story, or if she'd end up paying $1440 in which case she'd have been better to just fix the cap & void the warranty.

    8. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If shes a collage student, and has a son whos good with cars, she has more problems than buying a Kia

    9. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same could be said for the Car Company. Why don't they have technicians smart enough to check the gas cap before they hook it up to the machine if this is a recurring problem?

    10. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, missed the "college student" part. So change "son" to "boyfriend" and it'll make a bit more sense.

    11. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by sogoodsofarsowhat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nope, the law already allows you to keep your warranty and have the work done anyplace you like (say like having tune up s and oil changed). You are not required to go back to the car company and its doesnt invalidate your warranty. So that doesnt fly.

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    12. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by richmaine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is "insightful"? I see a lot of sophmoric profanity, but no insight. Or does sufficient profanity equate to insight these days? I wonder if the poster even bothered to read the rest of the article. In case he didn't...

      Just because the check engine light indicated a loose gas cap one time, or even several times, that doesn't mean that the next time means the same thing. It might mean something serious. There is no way for Ms. Seymour to tell. Nor is there anyway for 3rd partly mechanics to tell. That was sort of the whole point of the article.

    13. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      After the first time they told me it was a loose gas cap and I knew that I was tightening it down as best as it could be done I would have ignored (or covered/disabled) the light (which she apparently did after her twelvth visit).

      Around here that'll automatically fail you for the emissions test. If the check engine light is on, you fail. No questions asked. Assholes.

    14. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by jnicholson · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Since she said that one time the light came on when she was driving home from the dealership, and I doubt she adjusted the cap during that time, I expect the problem wasn't actually the cap. And so does she. However, more serious problems might be obscured by the light being on constantly (another guy quoted in the article had the problem that 'the Check Engine signal prevented him from using the car's electronic display') and driving around like this might even void her warrantee for other problems.

      I do agree that she should change dealerships, because they must be either useless or messing with her, but maybe it's not possible in her situation.

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    15. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I had a Kia that did the same thing. The dealership charged me around $30 to tell me the gas cap was loose. A few days later the light came on again. Again they said it was a loose gas cap, but no charge. After the third time they ran a whole battery of tests and determined the gas cap was tightened just fine. They also discovered there was no leak inn the gas system at all. Final diagnosis: Faulty computer. Replaced the computer and the problem went away. Got my $30 bucks refunded.

    16. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Same could be said for the Car Company. Why don't they have technicians smart enough to check the gas cap before they hook it up to the machine if this is a recurring problem?

      Because....

      1. Use expensive equipment to diagnose an amazingly simple problem.
      2. ???
      3. Profit!!!

    17. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Yewbert · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But with the codes out in the open she could be charged by Joe Bob down at the corner 120$ to be told that the gas cap is loose rather then payign 120$ to the Kia repair place to be told the same thing!

      More likely, she'd be able to get the same service at a non-dealer shop for a lot less than $120. I had to have the diagnostic code checked in my 2000 Subaru Forester, and the privately owned shop charged me $60 (turned out to be the same thing - an "oxygen sensor" was what tripped the light, and what tripped the oxygen sensor was the leaky gas-cap).

      In general, open up the playing field to more competition, and the price will go down. That $60 STILL seems ridiculous, considering the minuscule amount of work actually performed, but you're paying for the knowledge.

      The manufacturers have been keeping that knowledge secret from everyone who hasn't passed all the initiation rites and paid all the associated fees to become a "dealer" - anybody going to draw the obvious parallel to Scientology? :-)

    18. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Each time, she's forced to take it to a Kia dealership..."

      sheesh, RTFA

    19. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by AviLazar · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I know it is TOTALLY way off topic, and I do admit that the post was interesting - but cursing eight times in a 293 word post....just seemed a bit excessive to me. Anyone agree?

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    20. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read the whole article and I like to curse. I find people that are offended by the use of certain words to be strange. I suggest you grow up and get a life. The rest of the world isn't interested in your biblisticbabbling bullshit.

      Now please go off and fuck yourself.

    21. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $1440 dollars to keep the warranty active on a $12,000 car?

    22. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we fucking suddenly in fucking Ire-fucking-land?

    23. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      You know that light says "Check Engine" not "Loose Gas Cap". I'm pretty sure she's not psychic, so how could she know it was the gas cap that was at fault?

      I agree 12 times is a bit much, but there could of been something seriously wrong with the vehicle.

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    24. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by ThomaMelas · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because the error code won't go away. It's going to stay on till it's reset.

    25. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      totally. It is too fucking bad that every darn fucknut has to fucking swear up a fucking storm. What can't they use another fucking expletive to spice up this fucking post. FUCK!

    26. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Cranx · · Score: 1

      It's insightful because his thinking is right.

    27. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > , I expect the problem wasn't actually the cap.

      Sounds like the dealership is giving out the "usual answers" to avoid some warranty work.

      The code means a leak in the evaporative emmisons system. Could be the gas cap could be something else. As a mechanic I have seen these codes reset them and told the customer if it comes back on be ready to spend some money on diagnostics. ( ie finding the leak) Most of the time just tightening the gas cap works. If the customer still comes back well maybe its not the gas cap. Time to look elsewhere.

      Besides if it was a loose gas cap. Just take the dealership receipt to the gas station and ask them for compensation. (Oregonians are not allowed to pump their own gas.) We have had customers do this. (not to us, we check codes for free)

    28. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      Something doesn't sound right with this story. Disregarding the fact that you'd have to be an idiot to pay 1440 dollars to have the same thing done to your car in under 2 years, Kia has been offering 10 years (5 years powertrain) warranties on their cars for since at least that long. This kind of thing would have been covered under warranty.

      The mechanic is either ripping her off, or I call bullshit.

    29. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she probably has a leak in the fuel line..but anyway..don't all kia's come with a 6 zillion mile warranty or something (even they they will only last 20 miles or so before breaking down)? she shouldnt have paid for anything!

      they did this to us, kept saying the gas cap was loose..i think this is a generic response based on some generic computer code. I finally found a way to see my codes by switching the key in the on-off position 3 times..(dodge intrepid)..the code said it was the number 6 spark plug misfiring, so we take it out and low-and-behold it was burned down to the nub, along with all the others..replaced the spark plug and no more codes. stupid dealership don't even know their own cars.

    30. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Fuel systems have become complex enough that you tighen your gas cap on newer cars. The engines have gotten smaller and require a sealed system to operate correctly. This wasn't the car company trying to rip her off (although I'd guess they didn't have to hook her up to the machine after the 6th time). She needs to learn a bit about how to operate her complext machinery. Dollars to doughnuts she has a virus invested machine.

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    31. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      All I've got to say is...

      See my sig.

    32. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by JET+666 · · Score: 1

      http://www.nasioc.com/

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    33. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by mozzis · · Score: 0

      The way the system is implemented is wack. For instance, why would a loose gas cap EVER equate to a "Check Engine" light? A mechanic I trust explained that the emission control system, including the catchall indicator, is largely mandated by federal rules. A car mfg. could provide additional instrumentation in addition to what is required, but the result is likely to be both expensive and confusing to the average user. I have to admin, though, that as a one-time embedded system designer, it is difficult for me to accept this. The mechanic claims that the light may come on only after the car was started and run several times after the cap was loosened, since the system doesn't sense the cap's condition directly, but only dependent conditions such as oxygen level or fuel pressure. So put in an interlock switch on the gas cap so if the cap is not installed correctly when the car is running, you get a separate yellow indicator in the dash? Of course the interlock switch itself can't be present in the gas cap/fill tube area due to spark hazards, so there would have to be a plastic linkage to a switch located a safe distance away... complications proliferate.

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    34. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Praufet · · Score: 1

      From the gearhead and automotive enthusiasts perspective.... The fact of the matter is that dealerships more often then not charge you more for a lesser quality of work. Most people I talk to refer to them as stealerships. Not only that but what could be more fun than hacking your car;)

    35. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by mi · · Score: 1
      a loose gas cap one time, or even several times, that doesn't mean that the next time means the same thing. It might mean something serious. There is no way for Ms. Seymour to tell.

      How about tightening the gas cap a little just in case -- before driving to the dealer?

      As described, Ms. Seymour does appear idiotic (with or without the regretable profanities), but it is more likely to be the fault of the journalist's oversimplification...

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    36. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your comment is as stupid as the 16 year old kid at Comp-USA calling "dumb fuck" a 65 year old clueless client because he confuses the usage of "2.5 Gig speed" and "40Gig space". That 65 year old is a retired hearth surgeon that saved more life than the kid has pimples, or a retired judge that have done his part for civil liberties in his county. He just never needed to use a computer, but decided to try it.

      Well, no offense to Ms. Seymour, but she's one dumbass motherfucker. Who the fuck in their right mind pays $120 twelve times ($1440 in total) to be told the same fucking thing? [...] I suggest that Ms. Seymour smartens the fuck up [...]I don't see how giving these fucking codes to the smalltime mechanics is going to help one fucking bit for a problem of utter stupidity.

      Who would do that? Easy my 65 year old mom, alone at home is who! She got a small Hyundai, and had a "Check Engine" light on 7 times. Each time the problem changed, bad wiring the first time, gas injection, exhaust pipe, and so on.

      She does not know if the engine is about to die and leave her stranded on the highway at night! Of course she knew that most probably they where abusing her, but could she take any chance? Only the dealer could reset the light.

      One of the "alternate garage" mechanic (thats the "smalltime mechanics fucker" for you), was more honnest, he said it's a well known problem, some fumes getting out of the exhaust making the "anti-pollution" system report a false problem. That mechanic could not reset the light (no codes), but at least she had ammo for her next visit. She forced the dealer to unplug the light! It still took 7 times and about 1000$ over 3 years.

      Now my mom is a lot smarter than the Average Joe I meet, and more talented for social interaction than your average /. poster and certainly more polite than some of them. She just does not know anything and don't care about cars.

    37. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by richmaine · · Score: 1

      I'm betting that you don't have any experience with those error code gismos. Either that or they've changed in the last few years.

      Last time I checked, the codes latched. Once they flagged a problem, the code would remain until reset. Just fixing the problem (i.e. tightening the cap) would not reset the code. Heck, you wouldn't want the code to reset itself if it detected some intermittent problem that wouldn't nicely repeat itself when taken to the mechanic.

      Mind you, I agree with those who note that 12 times seems a bit much, but I think some people are a bit fast to criticise when they don't actually understand the circumstances.

    38. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by DonGar · · Score: 1

      I own a Saturn and like the company. But all dealerships are NOT created equal. There are Saturn dealerships that you just shouldn't trust.

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    39. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by sndtech · · Score: 1

      because once the light goes on it will stay on until it gets reset by someone.
      they do this for all those error codes no matter how "insignificant" they may seem.

    40. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by lightningrod220 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or people could do what my dad already does with our cars: he hooks his laptop up to the computer interface plug, and uses a software program to diagnose and discover the problem. If it reads out any special codes, he can just search on Google to find out what they mean (his laptop has a wireless card that works when he's in the garage).

    41. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Bad_Feeling · · Score: 1

      This is not true. Most cars will reset the light automatically after the fault does not reoccur for some time. For example, on my maxima, after 40 drive cycles if the fault doesnt happen again it will reset the light and pretend nothing happend.

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    42. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, she lives in Oregon and we don't pump our own gas under penalty of law. Also, it rains a lot and no one wants to get out of their car to make sure teh gas cap is on all the way.

    43. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Buran · · Score: 1

      Generally, it's three good starts, at least with most cars (yours may be different, I don't know much about Maximas). I know it's three with new Volkswagens.

    44. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by itsdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yes, and you can also get hardware that plugs into your laptop to get certain codes yourself for less than $200, but only *some* codes are available to these machines. there are other codes that are kept secret so that certain diagnosis can not be made without the equipment which is reserved for authorized dealers only, and this is what the problem is.

    45. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Woody77 · · Score: 1

      Stored in volatile memory. Disconnect the batter for 15 minutes, and the codes are all cleared.

      Some codes DO get stuffed into permanent storage, though. Depends on the car. But not many. Usually the ones that require a trip to the dealer (ie, the "change oil light" on some bmws were like this. YOu had to use a "special tool" (aka, paperclip), to reset the oil-change logic by inserting it in a hole in the dash)

    46. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Woody77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not all are this stupid.

      On my 2000 Dodge Ram 1500 (pickup truck), if you cycle the key in the sequence ON - OFF - ON - OFF - ON, the digital odometer will spit out the codes, one after the other, and then read "p done", and switch back to the odometer. (just don't put the key into START).

      Disconnect the batter for 5-15 minutes, and all the codes are cleared from memory.

      Oh, and a magnetic reed switch could be used in the gas-cap area. Most reeds are sealed inside a small glass tube.

    47. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised at how good those cheap little Korean cars are - my 2003 Hyundai Accent has a higher build quality than my dad's 2003 Chevy Astro. Hyundais are like Hondas were 10(?) years ago - good, but not respected yet.

      Although, Kia Spectras do suck.

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    48. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by sharkman67 · · Score: 1

      Go over to Davis Instruments and buy yourself a Car Chip. It plugs into the ERSII port and will decode all the computer codes. It will also reset the computer if you want it to. It is a great little device and if you search around you can find them for sale for about what it would cost you for one visit to the dealer for a leaking gas cap!

    49. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Guy takes his new-fangled, high-tech awe-toe-moe-beal to the country mechanic because the engine is mis-firing. The hick mechanic comes out and raises the hood. After listening to the engine for a while, he goes to his tool box and comes back with a very worn, well used ball-pean hammer. Leaning over the fender, he pulls back and give the side of the enginer a huge whack. The engine immediately begins to idle smoothly.

      The country mechanic then hands the guy a bill for $500.00. Naturally, the guys gets all huffy. All you did was hit the engine with a hammer, how is that worth $500.00?. The country mechanic says, "You're right, let me adjust it."

      Taking the bill back, he then hands the guy a new bill: Repair: $50.00, Diagnosis: $450.00. The country mechanic then says, "The value is NOT in hitting the engine, the value is in knowing where to hit it."

    50. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by PhilipPeake · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This isn't as simple as you seem to think. There is one light, which lights up, and stays lit after any fault condition. The fault conditions can be for something as simple and trivial as a loose gas cap to something which will cause the engine to leap out and land in your lap. You have no way of knowing without going along to your local friendly dealer to have them tell you what the problem is (was) and to re-set the warning light. My Jeep Grand Cherokee had 27,000 miles on it when my warning light lit up. I took it along to the local Jeep shop, who connected the computer and diagnosed --- a loose gas cap. Now living in Oregon, you don't get to play with your own gas cap. In Oregon they really do believe those dire warnings that California churn out, that gasoline is a substance that can cause a multitude of serious health problems, and is a potential terrorist weapon, so you can't fill your own tank if you want to. Anyway, I really thought it was improbable, but took them at their word - they tightened the gas cap and reset the light. The next day, it came back on. Back to the Jeep merchant ... loose gas cap. So I reminded them that they said the same thing yesterday, and tightened the gas cap themselves, and it hadn't been touched since. The "cleaned" the gas cap and re-set the light. Two days later the light came on ... "loose gas-cap" they said.... "Screw that" I said, "its something else - fix it under my bumper to bumper warranty." They took the car in the next day, and called me late in the afternoon having done all the Jeep tests without any result. But they did mention that there were some tests that were only run by the on-board computer when the engine was cold, and hadn't run for several hours, and it was this one which was tripping the warning. They kept the car overnight. Next day, it dutifully turned on the warning light for them. With nothing left to check, they fitted a new gas-cap and sent me home (I am certain I saw them holding their fingers crossed behind their backs as I drove away...). That fixed it. But it was interesting that there was no apparent way to test the system short of change a component, wait a day and try it. I just shudder to think how much this would have ended up costing me if it had happened out of warranty.

    51. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by sbaker · · Score: 1

      Tightening the gas cap (at least on my car - A MINI Cooper'S) doesn't make the error code go away immediately. The Engine management system has to ascertain that the fuel tank pressurization stuff is all working correctly before it'll turn the 'Check Engine' light off - and that takes several days of normal driving.

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    52. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      i know lots of people with kias
      and for the price they pay, they are great little disposable cars

      i hate pissing contests about cars...different people are in different situations and have different needs....

      i would love to have a 15K honda for a reliable gas efficient daily driver...

      but my jeep wrangler, totally rebuildable straight from catalog aftermarket parts from the frame up, is quite dandy too....and a whole lot cheaper

    53. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by DukeLinux · · Score: 1

      I used to own a 1991 Stealth R/T. I purchased the Mitsubishi factory repair manual for it. Not the crap from Pep Boys, but one from the dealer. I could read back ALL of my computer codes using a simple VOM. The manual also included instructions on how to calibrate various sensors using standard shop tools. I managed to perform my own sensor replacement and repair operations myself. The timing belt, clutch, etc. were definitely reserved for the dealer. I doubt you can still do this these days.

    54. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by fred911 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "That $60 STILL seems ridiculous, considering the minuscule amount of work actually performed, but you're paying for the knowledge."

      While it might sound expensive, so is the scan tool. It's about 2k and requires additional updated proms to keep it updated. And yes, like everyting else knowledge and experience costs:-)

      ps... never heard of an evap leak diag code setting and weird o2 reading.

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    55. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by fred911 · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. Depending upon the vehicle and evap leak tripped CEL resets itself after 8 starts of the vehicle. Not all CEL warnings require hard resets.

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    56. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by stephentyrone · · Score: 1

      well, the mechanic is ripping her off, but RTFA. Essentially, this is "user error" and so isn't covered.

    57. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Kia's warranty is 10 years, 100,000 miles powertrain and 5 years, 60,000 miles bumper-to-bumper (except wear and tear items). At least that's what the warranty book that came with my 2001 Kia Sephia says. I have only used the warranty once: the dimmer switch was faulty from the factory. They serviced it quickly while doing a (free) oil change. I've never felt ripped off by my Kia dealer's service department. She should find another dealer.

    58. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      While it might sound expensive, so is the scan tool. It's about 2k and requires additional updated proms to keep it updated. And yes, like everyting else knowledge and experience costs:-)

      What I really want is just the specs to the protocol, so I can hook it to an in-car computer system. A button press to switch from the MP3 player to showing the diagnostic status of the car...

    59. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by deniea · · Score: 1

      Well my company only has a single smart car but I can tell you they are not a lot better in doing personaly maintaning them. Most parts are closed, you can't really do anything on the car yourself that gets your hands greasy. It even has not got a spare tire (that's optional and there's not too much space for it). It does save a bundle on road taxes though. (In my country we have road taxes based on the weight, age and fuell type of your car)

      Same sort of recurring problem we had with a diesel Citroen Berlingo car. Engine light kept comming back up, but the place we bought it checked it out a couple of times for free, and the last time they replaced some coil or something not sure, was a two digit price.

      Another option would be to stay away from those new type of cars with all the problems you have, and be quite independant of where you get it fixed. Before the berlingo we had a C15 and for instance now I drive a 1967 Citroen DS Pallas, and sure, it does have it's own sort of problems, I have plenty of choice where to get those fixed. (Even so, the Citroen dealerships/stealerships do not know anything about those anymore)

    60. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      $120 to diagnose and repair.

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    61. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. She's getting fucked, plain and simple. Once or twice, MAYBE. 12? No. That's pure bullshit. After the second time, a GOOD dealer or mechanic would assume that she's not so fucking stupid she can't tighten a gas cap and that 3+ times is beyond the realm of USER ERROR. This was OBVIOUSLY a problem with the computer or a sensor. This should have been taken care of in one or two visits. Twelve over two years is fucking ridiculous.

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    62. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Twelve times? TWELVE TIMES she didn't tighten her gas cap enough? Nah. No way. This is a faulty sensor or computer, and that should have been checked the second or third trip in. There are NO EXCUSES WHATSOEVER for this level of idiocy on the part of the dealer. No, the dealer wasn't trying to intentionally rip her off. They just employ total fucking idiots that can't recognize a history of STUPID errors that most people might make ONCE in their entire life.

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    63. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck in their right mind pays $120 twelve times ($1440 in total) to be told the same fucking thing? After the first time they told me it was a loose gas cap and I knew that I was tightening it down as best as it could be done I would have ignored (or covered/disabled) the light (which she apparently did after her twelvth visit).

      It's not a matter of having to be told what the problem is. It's a matter of Kia stupidly turning on the "Check Engine" light for a loose gas cap in the first place. That light stays on until you take it in, whether or not you know whats going on, and they still charge you out the ass.

      As for covering up/disabling the check engine light, that's a great idea until you have a real problem. Hope you didn't really want that warranty.

    64. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by rush22 · · Score: 1

      What kind of dealership charges $120 to reset a light? Let alone $120 twelve times to do the same thing? Go to a different dealership, or report the franchise to head office!!

    65. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by lxnt · · Score: 1

      Anyone with half a wit and Google can assemble CAN/RS232 adapter for under $50. Everything else is software.

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    66. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, no offense to Ms. Seymour, but she's one dumbass motherfucker. Who the fuck in their right mind pays $120 twelve times ($1440 in total) to be told the same fucking thing? After the first time they told me it was a loose gas cap and I knew that I was tightening it down as best as it could be done I would have ignored (or covered/disabled) the light (which she apparently did after her twelvth visit).

      You have to remember that in Oregon it is illegal to pump your own gas (so I doubt she even touched the cap). But I do agree, if after the 2nd time it was the same thing I would have checked the cap before taking it in a third time.

    67. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      totally. It is too fucking bad that every darn fucknut has to fucking swear up a fucking storm. What can't they use another fucking expletive to spice up this fucking post. FUCK!
      Hey, watch the language. Some of us are sensitive, and prefer not to encounter profanity!
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    68. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why are you only surfing at +3 or lower?

    69. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig is double-plus ungood.

    70. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      Brainiac,

      In many cars, when a dashboard indicator comes on it stays on until it is reset - even if you fix the problem.

      So if this girl had the gas cap loose once, it's possible that the light would stay on even after she tightened it. Not knowing why the light stayed on, she went back to the dealer.

    71. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead on.

      And now Kia is owned by Hyundai, and a lot of the new Kias are just Hyundais with different trim. Like Pontiac and Chevrolet.

      The Hyundais of late are indeed well built. It's been my impression that they lag the Japanese cars by a few years. I've got a 2001 Accent pushing 40k miles with no squeaks or rattles. Also 35+ mpg. A lot of car for the money and inexpensive to run.

      That very check engine light is annoying. No, the light doesn't go away if you put the gas cap back on. The spousal unit lost the gas cap, which was cheap to replace, but getting the light turned off wasn't. The light is required by the government, btw.

    72. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Yewbert · · Score: 1
      Or people could do what my dad already does with our cars: he hooks his laptop up to the computer interface plug, and uses a software program to diagnose and discover the problem. If it reads out any special codes, he can just search on Google to find out what they mean (his laptop has a wireless card that works when he's in the garage).

      Sweet. What program is this? Where can I get a copy? What kind of hardware connection is required? (Gotta see if my car has this feature first, I guess.)

    73. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of having to be told what the problem is. It's a matter of Kia stupidly turning on the "Check Engine" light for a loose gas cap in the first place. That light stays on until you take it in, whether or not you know whats going on, and they still charge you out the ass.

      Maybe Kia pays it's engineers to not think of having a loose gas cap make the low gas indicator blink quickly instead of the "Check Wallet" light.

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    74. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by MrBoombasticfantasti · · Score: 1
      Had something like that happening to me, only without warranty.

      The warning light came on and the engine lost some power, which returned after restarting. Anyway, the dealer diagnosed that the exhaust manifold had a leak and replaced it (about $150). Next day, the light went on. Dealer diagnosed the catalytic convertor to be faulty and replaced it ($400). A week later, bingo, there was the light again.

      This time I took it in for diagnostics, 't was the exhaust manifold again. No repairs, I took my car to another shop.

      They didn't hook it up to some machine but did a visual inspection and some thinking: the thermostat was probably faulty and sent all sort of weird temps to the management system. They replaced it at their risk (cost me $12, but that would be returned if the problem returned) and the light has never lit up again.

      No amount of law ever got me a penny back from the first shop though...

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    75. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by the+morgawr · · Score: 1

      Class2 on older american cars; CAN on newer ones (expect to spend $500-1000 for a card); don't know what older Japaneese cars use.

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    76. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      I guess I should have read the article, but also remember that this is in the Peoples Republic of Oregon, where gas may only be pumped by trained "professionals" not the end user. Now I know that your average pump jockey is not going to win any MIT Scholarships, but the odds that many different gas station attendants all forgot to tighten the cap all the way over such a short period of time is highly unlikely and if this women had a whiff of sense she would have objected a bit more strenously.

      Furthermore the Kia dealership would either have noticed that its the same problem over and over and realized somethings wrong or somebodies embellishing the story with how many times she took it in.

    77. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any OBD-II scanner could have told her it was the gas cap... there is a STANDARD for this code... if you take your car to any autozone they will scan it for free.. and reset the light for free..

      p.s. the reason kia's are cheap is because there cheap not inexpensive

    78. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Most times it's as easy as removing the negative battery terminal for a minute or so (overkill but time varies, so why not go a minute or so) and pressing the brake to drain the system for about 10 seconds.

      That, or by a chilton manual, and read how to reset your computer "the right way". Or don't even buy it, just go to the auto store, and read the section real quick ;)

      I would expect any car to reach 40K miles without any squeeks or rattles....

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    79. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Nope, the hookups/interfacing has changed significantly since those days.
      I have a 91 Capri XR2, and there are codes around for both the Capri and the 323-GTX for that year. (both use about the same system, Capri has more codes tho) For my car, it's as simple as grounding out a green connector on the firewall while the engine is off (but warm), and reading the light blinks off of the "check engine" light. Resetting it is as simple as taking off the negative battery terminal and holding the brake in for a few seconds to flush the residual compacitor charge.

      My wife's car is a 98, and it's worlds different computer-wise. I'd have to plug one of those modules into a section on the fuse-box, and hope it has the numbers in it to display what the error is. If not, your SOL....

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    80. Re:get a new car company or get some smarts. by lightningrod220 · · Score: 1

      Do a Google on "OBD2" (on-board diagnostics) or something like that. Runs on Windoze. It involves a special cable that connects to the car's interface.

  2. Biiig difference by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox

    Simple, a badly maintained car can cause death. A badly maintained Xbox will cost you $99 for a new one. Anyone else spotting the difference here? They arent helping YOU, they are helping the independant garages to keep your car in good shape and help prevent a fatality or two.

    Congress allowing reverse engineering of repair codes will allow third party diagnostics systems available at prices the independant can truely afford to pay. This makes them better at maintaining vehicles.

    1. Re:Biiig difference by maxbang · · Score: 1, Funny

      Eh, well, not when you mod your x-box with a 12,000 watt psu and figure, "What the hell, these controller cables can handle the load." I'm dead now. Incidentally, I'm writing this from Hades where all the shift keys have been removed from computers and I'm forced to read EULAs for the rest of eternity.

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    2. Re:Biiig difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Quote "I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox"

      The logic is simple, the carmaker doesn't rely on software to make their buck.

      The business model or car making doesn't include selling you any software, but the hardware. Software is there just to make sure hardware works right.

      The Xbox business model on the other side sells the hardware at loss in hope that you will buy a truckload of games.

      So if you chip mod the car, the carmaker couldn't care less, it just wants to make sure you don't make unvalid warranty claims. In any case, if you break the car, they sell you the parts. If you want to fix it by your own means, good.

      If you chipmod the xbox, you are basically breaking the MS business model and taking the hardware almost for free without buying as much software as they would have liked. Of course that makes Billy Boy angry, he doesn't like to give anything to anyone for free now does he?

      As I said, the logic behing this is really simple.

      Luis

    3. Re:Biiig difference by robmohr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why does Ford/GM/et al hang the codes on a light? Why not have a spot on the dash that prints out the codes ASCII? check gas cap, water temp sensor bad, cold start injector not working. Why hide the results of the code from the owner?

      I venture that a marketing opportunity exists. This car, this model; it shows what the code is in actual text. You may fix it yourself, gas cap. Or you may have an indie mechanic fix it. Or you may decide to go to the dealer.

      Me? like Car Talk, I just put black electrical tape over the check engine light.
      eof

    4. Re:Biiig difference by trb · · Score: 1
      I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.

      Congress people want their cars fixed cheaply. Congress people do not hack their XBox.

    5. Re:Biiig difference by pavon · · Score: 1

      Also maintainance of a vehicle is necissarry for the proper operation of a vehicle, and there is an established business to do just this. By keeping these codes secret, they are monopolizing the repair market for their vehicles which hurts the consumer.

      On the other hand a video game system doesn't need repair. If something goes wrong with it, there is propably nothing you can do - just get a new one. So the console makers aren't monopolizing the repair market because it doesn't exist.

      So there is a difference, which is not to say that any application of the DCMA is good. But really, I wish that congress would stop passing peice-meal legislation and actually spend some crafting the law rather than passing garbage and then adding all sort of bandaids and cludges to fix it for special cases that aren't really special.

    6. Re:Biiig difference by 0racle · · Score: 1

      If the codes were open, you could make any change you wanted to the system, or possibly ignore things you otherwise wouldn't have, because chances are completely open codes will allow for home diagnosis kits, and not every home mechanic is really qualified to declare something is harmless.

      Chances are the reason they believe that its your right to do whatever with your car but see no problem closing all computer systems, is that they understand cars. They grew up fixing and tinkering with cars, and they spent a long time with the belief that computers are these magical, mystical boxes that only the most intelligent people could possibly understand, so they regulate these 'protections' according to what they understand.

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    7. Re:Biiig difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did you type EULAs without a shift key?

    8. Re:Biiig difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accessibility "features", baby. Hey, who doesn't love a sticky key?

    9. Re:Biiig difference by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      You also own your car (unless leased) where most console games are not "owned" but licensed, or some such crap. :)

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    10. Re:Biiig difference by PMuse · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.

      It's not so odd. It just indicates that Midas, BP Procare, Tuffy, Meineke, Firestone, Sears, Merlin's, Speedy, Monroe, Penske, etc. have a more organized lobbying effort than all those big-time xbox modding companies out there.

      They are making the case to congress that a lot of small businesses will be forced out by dealer repair departments if they cannot read the codes. They're movitated because this is a threat to a business they've had for decades, not just a wouldn't-it-be-fun idea.

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    11. Re:Biiig difference by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's called an idiot light. And it's there for the same reason there's no longer gauges on the dash to tell you your oil pressure. Or even your engine temperature, in some cases.

      Speed and gas seem to be the only two gauges still gauranteed to be found in any dash. And I wouldn't be surprised if the gas gauge disappeared if it's assumed you'll go to the nearest gas station when the light comes on.

    12. Re:Biiig difference by antarctican · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The logic is simple, the carmaker doesn't rely on software to make their buck.

      The business model or car making doesn't include selling you any software, but the hardware. Software is there just to make sure hardware works right.

      The Xbox business model on the other side sells the hardware at loss in hope that you will buy a truckload of games.


      Ahh, not true, you're confusing the original poster's attempt to make sense of Congress' logic with the reality of both industries....

      The reason car manufacturers don't release the cose IS because their business model is based on the revenue stream from "registered mechanics." Why do you think so many warranties require you to have it serviced at a registered facility in order not to void it, to ensure they make more money off you. I this were illegal and the codes were release prices would go up for vehicles, they would have to make up the money lost from knock off parts as the article says, and from you paying half as much for an oil change.

      Of course some might call this a form of dumping, or anti-competative behaviour, giving you a discount up front to try and lock you into paying more later. This whole thread reminds me of the earlier article today about Sun saying hardware will be free, and the parallel drawn to cellphone plans in the postings there. It's all the same business model, lock them in for a long term revenue stream, and it's something which must be fought. You have a right to reverse engineer anything you buy, as long as you don't sell it or profit off it, if you want to find creative uses for that old vacuum as a wifi base station - go for it!

    13. Re:Biiig difference by lawngnome · · Score: 1

      Actually there is another difference, there really isnt anything illegal I can do to a car if I have the codes (well cause the breaks to fail I guess?) and there are countless auto repair shops that provide a needed service to car owners.
      There really isnt a good reason to tinker with your xbox, atleast in a business sense. Do you see xbox repair shops on every corner? No, combine this with the load of illegal things you can do to it this starts to draw a very clear picture.

    14. Re:Biiig difference by jwcorder · · Score: 1

      The large similarity is that you completely own both items so you should be able to decide the who, what, when, where, and how of fixing and breaking them.

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    15. Re:Biiig difference by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

      So the solution to the DMCA problem would seem to be to a) build an XBox that kills people and/or b) build an XBox entirely out of car parts, like some giant vegetable-oil & solar powered Difference Engine that runs Unreal Tournament.

    16. Re:Biiig difference by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      most console games are not "owned" but licensed, or some such crap. :)

      That's funny, I own all my games.

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    17. Re:Biiig difference by SagSaw · · Score: 1

      Why does Ford/GM/et al hang the codes on a light? Why not have a spot on the dash that prints out the codes ASCII? check gas cap, water temp sensor bad, cold start injector not working.

      Probably because its cheap. It should be noted that some vehicles are beginning to display more detailed diagnostics on the dash. I couple of months ago, I drove a 2005 GM Randevouz which had a tri-color dot-matrix display on the middle of the dash that would display messages such as low tire pressure, low battery, etc, with the color of the background yellow or red depending on the severity.

      Why hide the results of the code from the owner?

      First of all, I wouldn't consider most codes hidden: There are a number of online references for different vehicles that show what codes mean. Second, I'm not sure the automakes themselves always know what all of the codes mean. The engine computer is most likely made by a supplier such as Hitachi or Bosch. While the OEM probably specifies most of the error codes, it is very possible that the engine computer has additional error codes or that the error codes set vary from revision to revision of the hardware or software.

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    18. Re:Biiig difference by tkw954 · · Score: 1
      Simple, a badly maintained car can cause death. A badly maintained Xbox will cost you $99

      If I were a car company, this is the exact argument that I'd use to continue keeping back-yard mechanics away from the engine. "Your honour, we just do it because we can only guarantee that our certified mechanics will keep you safe."

    19. Re:Biiig difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accessibility "features", baby. Hey, who doesn't love a sticky key?

      Eww, you've been playing hentai games again, haven't you?

    20. Re:Biiig difference by RogerBacon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Gentlemen, there is absolutely nothing to prevent the car ompanies from leasing you the software to run your cars, providing it under license, and requiring a continuing monthly fee to have it updated to the latest, most correct version. It is going to happen in just a couple years, believe me.

      The Jim Jones Kool-Aid they mix it with will be (1) "safety for soccer moms and soccer kiddies" for soccer mom minivans, (2) "continually improved emission controls" for the tree-huggers. and (3) "hot performance item that only rich guys have" for the young dude crowd.

      After all, would you want your wife driving an "unsafe car"? Do you want to pollute when there are easy upgrades to bring teh pollution down? Don't you want the hottest performing Mustang? Why aren't you willing to pay that "little extra" necessary to keep the system software up to date?

      When the dealers hear the idea they will love it, since it locks you into their system and guarantees the dealers a continuing income stream.

      The warranties will be revised to say "we are only valid as long as you operate your car with the latest vesion of software".

      California will require continuing software updates and will not permit you to register your car unless your engine software is up to date. Why? Because the car companies will swear they are constantly refining the pollution controls and can guarantee continually reduced emissions (as long as everyone pays the monthly fee and goes into their dealer every couple months!).

      No, guys, its going to happen and happen soon. Don't think that everyone from toaster manufacturers to wristwatch manufacturers to car manufacturers are not slavering at the idea of a continuing income stream for constant upgrades.

      All they have to do is wait for the other corporations, like the record business and Microsoft, to mentally turn us all into pay-per-view, pay-per-ride, pay-per-smell, pay-per-look, pay-per-sip, pay-per-breath people.

      So let me tell you how it is going to start. First, a new high performance car/engine is going to come out, bought by young guys. They are going to make some special "super-cool" program in which the young guys come in to the shop every couple months to get a revised OS downloaded to their cars. Free coffee, key chains, watches, all the suckie trinkets that young guys fall for who are out hustling women and like to believe they are playas. Hell, it may even be free ... initially.

      Every cool hip young white dude is going to want the latest "performance" versions for his new engine, won't he? After all, he always checks out the latest drivers for his video card, doesn't he? His hot car (like a Harley) is just a big penis extension anyway.

      Aw, the car companies will start talking advance curves, valve timings, omega factors, brake horsepower curves, improved shift curves, gamma cutoffs and other hokey nonsense and he will fall right over for it. I can see it now: fancy web site discussing the data, how they gathered it and evaluated it, and how they have revised the softare, all done in black and gun metal colors. Brief bios on the engineers developing the improved software make him feel like some NASA astronaut! Man! he'll feel like some kind of fancy pilot/engineer/astronaut/cool dude at the cutting edge, a regular "early adopter"!

      And once the young guy is hooked on new car software as a high ticket, high status performance item (that gets him oodles of babes, of course), everyone else will fall into line.

      Selah.

    21. Re:Biiig difference by jerkychew · · Score: 1

      No, you're missing the point. Justice is supposed to be blind. The DMCA forbids reverse-engineering copyrighted and encrypted code OF ANY KIND. It doesn't matter if it's on a microwave or a pacemaker. The ends are not supposed to justify the means when it comes to breaking the law.

      If the automakers want to protect their code, they're well within their rights to do so. Like it or not, that's the law.

    22. Re:Biiig difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck the law.

    23. Re:Biiig difference by Buran · · Score: 1

      Chrysler used to do this; I read an article about the PT Cruiser (I think) in which the writer described a "back door" sequence of buttons to hold down while turning the ingnition to Accessory -- the code would be printed in one of the small LCD displays on the cluster, and you could look up what the code meant. Sort of like how you can hold down Command-V when booting a new Mac to get into Verbose mode and see all the startup messages to see where you're hanging (and often, you really do get a "We are hanging here" message!)

      When Daimler bought them out, this stopped because the Germans made them stop. Kind of goes against that German-engineered usability, but eh. I don't know what their motivation was.

    24. Re:Biiig difference by karnal · · Score: 1

      "I drove a 2005 GM Randevouz which had a tri-color dot-matrix display on the middle of the dash that would display messages such as low tire pressure, low battery, etc, with the color of the background yellow or red depending on the severity."

      But the real whizbang would be if it told you "lean mix RH bank" or "Knock Sensor Failure".

      That's what I'll be waiting for, probably until the end of time.... 'til then, off to the Ford dealership with myself.

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    25. Re:Biiig difference by Buran · · Score: 3, Informative

      The codes aren't encrypted on cars for the most part, though on some they are. That's where you might run into trouble, although the car's yours and you never signed a license agreement of any kind when you bought it, so anyone trying to sue you for doing your own work might not have much to stand on. My experience described here is completely legitimate. No law requires me to take my car to a dealership if I don't have to, not even interrogating its computer to see why it turned on the check engine light.

      I'm a member of the St. Louis Volkswagen Organization (I'm one of the early founding members) and several members have aftermarket scan tools that run on PCs.

      When the check engine light came on briefly a few months ago, then went out after less than a minute, I put a note up on the club forums asking that a scan tool be brought to the next meeting which was to be held that next upcoming weekend.

      After the meeting, I talked to the guy with the scan tool. We connected the tool to the car using the OBDII diagnostic port under the dash, followed the startup procedures described in the tool's manual, and downloaded the code. It turned out to be a momentary sensor blip from one of the numerous sensors in the engine and transmission, and a transient error, nothing serious, so we cleared the code. It never did recur, so it was indeed just the kind of blip that can happen anytime due to a slightly loose wire, gremlins, you name it.

      The dealer would have charged me a LOT more than the yearly club membership fee to do the same thing, and the dealer doesn't hold social events, club drives, parties, get-stuff-installed-for-free days, or anything remotely as cool.

      The car's a 2000 VW Golf GLS 2.0L, if you want to get on the racket, and feel free to move to St. Louis. ;) But even if you don't, take a look at the tool site -- if you own one of the compatible cars, and are even slightly tech-saavy, you should really own this tool.

    26. Re:Biiig difference by sbaker · · Score: 1

      There is certainly a trick to do that on the MINI Cooper. Something like holding down the trip-meter reset button for 20 seconds whilst turning on the ignition. That dumps you into some kind of menu that pops up on the odometer display. You can step through that menu with the trip meter - one step of which displays the error code(s).

      This isn't documented anywhere in the owner's manual - but heck - that's what mailing lists are for!

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    27. Re:Biiig difference by sbaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not a matter of 'encryption'. The codes are just four digit numbers - you can easily find out what codes your car has stored - what you don't know is what that number *MEANS*.

      The state of California has mandated a certain set of error codes be standardized as a part of the 'OBD-II' standard. Those are mostly emissions-related - but they ARE standardized and well documented all over the place for cars less than maybe 5 or 6 years old. Older cars don't have to conform to any special standard - so they are all over the place.

      Some car companies play nice and release all of their error codes publically - others treat them as closely-guarded secrets. Sometimes those secrets 'leak out' and you can find out what they mean with an appropriate web search. Sometimes they don't. :-(

      I don't see how the DMCA could be involved here - you read out codes - they are just numbers.

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    28. Re:Biiig difference by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      They could force the issue by requiring challenge/response authentication before you're allowed to get the diag code. I doubt any of them to it today since simply making a new interface and/or connector for every single make and model works fine so far.

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    29. Re:Biiig difference by Syberghost · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The other reason is, people who want access to the code in their car are many, and bitch to their Congressman.

      People who want access to the code in their Xbox are few, and bitch on Slashdot.

    30. Re:Biiig difference by sbaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      They can't implement anything like a challenge/response method (unless they don't want to sell cars in California) because the method for reading codes is mandated by Californian state law. What they *don't* mandate is the values for all possible error codes - presumably because there is no way to know up-front what kinds of errors cars might have in the future (Error J1234 - Your "Mr Fusion" unit needs more beer cans).

      However, the error codes they could think of back in the mid-1990's that might be useful during a state-mandated emissions control test *ARE* fully documented. Hence, you can tell whether your Oxygen sensor has crapped out - but not necessarily whether the flat tyre monitor is reporting a problem.

      HOWEVER, they most certainly DO implement that kind of system for doing things like re-flashing the ECU software. The protection on THAT is like Fort Knox! On my MINI Cooper, if you try to reflash the ECU and get the response to the challenge wrong, the entire car completely shuts down (to the point where you can't even open the doors) for THREE HOURS!

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    31. Re:Biiig difference by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Hmm, does that work on minis without on board computers?

    32. Re:Biiig difference by TexasDex · · Score: 1
      giving you a discount up front to try and lock you into paying more later

      ::cough::INKJET::cough

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    33. Re:Biiig difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrysler: Click ignition back and forth between Off and Acc 3 times (5 times on older chryslers), then watch the Check Engine light flash. It will flash X number of tmies, pause then flash Y number of times. This will be like 1 blink - Pause - 2 blinks . These number tell you what's wrong, but do not go into the same detail as the info you would get from an OBD-II reader. EG: 1 2 usually means battery disconnected recently, 2 1 is usually O2 sensor, but the OBD-II codes will tell you which 02 sensor.

    34. Re:Biiig difference by awful · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe it's because of votes. Y'see, there aren't that many votes in defending some nerd's right to hack his X-Box. But don't ever get in the way of truck-drivin' rebel-yellin' good-old-boy's God Given Right to put his truck up on blocks and pull the engine out of it. Not unless you don't mind people not voting for you...

    35. Re:Biiig difference by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Nice attempt at talking out of your ass, but you have no clue.

      Dealers and manufacturers make ABSOLUTELY NO MONEY off of warranty repairs. Warranties are a loss-making deal, and IIRC are about 60% of a car's total cost.

      The dealers and the manufacturer do not want to see your ugly ass EVER once it drives off the lot in your new car. No problems means pure profit on that particular car. Warranty repairs and recalls eat directly into the company and dealer profits. They don't want that, trust me.

      So let me get this straight. If the codes are released then car prices will go up? Are you not aware that you can buy a code scanner from any large auto parts store? WTF do oil changes have to do with anything? You can get an oil change at Pep Boys for $10 any day of the week.

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    36. Re:Biiig difference by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >The codes aren't encrypted on cars for the most
      >part, though on some they are.

      Depends on how you view "encryption". Appearantly there is some sort of error (with a message about it) that is transformed into some sort of code that is reported. It needs a special "key" to translate back to the proper error and message about it (that is what it is all about). Some might not call it encryption and it certainly is not a good one, but I can't see why one would not view it as a sort of encryption.

    37. Re:Biiig difference by Buran · · Score: 1

      I think I have seen a story or two somewhere in which some form of encryption which actually does authentication is used, hence the use of that term. Alas, I don't remember where I saw that, so unfortunately I'll have to leave it up to anyone who's bored enough to use Google to find it. I might be remembering incorrectly, too, but I still wouldn't put it past carmakers to try...

    38. Re:Biiig difference by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Simple, a badly maintained car can cause death. A badly maintained Xbox will cost you $99 for a new one. Anyone else spotting the difference here?

      All I know is that I read on /. that software should be open because software is like a car. Now I am reading that cars should be "open" because cars are like software. So which came first, the chicken or the egg?

      -a

    39. Re:Biiig difference by julesh · · Score: 1

      No, you're missing the point. Justice is supposed to be blind. The DMCA forbids reverse-engineering copyrighted and encrypted code OF ANY KIND

      I think you're missing the point. The DMCA doesn't apply here, because it only applies to copyright protection measures. The diagnostic codes produced (and control codes understood, going in the opposite direction) by a car aren't kept obscure in order to protect copyright, because they aren't original works that can have copyright applied to them. They're kept obscure in order to maintain a (possibly unfair) market monopoly on performing maintenance on the vehicles.

      The code on XBox, as mentioned in the post text, that people want to reverse engineer is explicitly a copyright protection mechanism... it attempts to use cryptography to ensure that games you want to load are the genuine item, and not a ripped off & hacked copy. Hence the DMCA does apply. Like it or not, XBox hacks to load unsigned software can be used as a circumvention tool to load hacked copies of commercial games, and that is probably what they're most commonly used for.

    40. Re:Biiig difference by AviLazar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Do you also own the copy of MS Office that you may have? Assuming you paid for it (not insinuating that you didn't) what legal issues would you face if you openly admitted to, say MS lawyers, that you decided to reverse engineer it so you could inspect the "inside" of your owned copy of the program? What kind of legal ramifications would you suffer if you showed this code to people (who could 100% prove) who owned the exact same version of this program? Yea you may have have cd, the box. Yes you can sell it on eBay - but until you can twist it inside out and upside down *legally* do you really own it? I can trick out my car, and with the exception of some modifications (i.e. 5% tints, under carriage lights) I have committed no crime. If I tried opening the "hood" of many of my proggies, I will suffer some legal ramifications

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    41. Re:Biiig difference by DownTownMT · · Score: 1

      "hot car (like a Harley) is just a big penis extension anyway."

      I WISH!!!

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    42. Re:Biiig difference by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      No, you're missing the point. Reading the codes from a device with an interface provided by the manufacturer to communicate codes is neither reverse-engineering nor decryption.

    43. Re:Biiig difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. They love to see you for routine service calls. If you've ever compared the price for an oil change at a dealer to one of those oil change places... The oil change places are also much faster.

    44. Re:Biiig difference by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 1

      Free coffee, key chains, watches, all the suckie trinkets that young guys fall for who are out hustling women and like to believe they are playas.

      Not to mention free big-ass glue-on trunk spoiler and vision-reducing rear-window sticker for the first 1,000 customers...

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    45. Re:Biiig difference by sjames · · Score: 1

      On some older GM cars you could short a couple of pins on the diagnostic connector, turn the ignition to on, and the error codes would flash on the hot light. Good shop manuals list the codes.

    46. Re:Biiig difference by sbaker · · Score: 1

      Yes - it does.

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    47. Re:Biiig difference by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Routine service is covered under warranty. When the warranty is out, yes the fuck you severely. Which is why places like Pep Boys are so popular. It's also why you'd be stupid to let anyone at Pep Boys near your car to do more than change the oil. About a third right off the top of the dealer rate, sometimes more, is going to pay the trained mechanics. At Pep Boys you're LUCKY if any of the people there are even ASE certified.

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    48. Re:Biiig difference by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Or the lack of logic.

      Just because it's that way, doesn't mean it's right...
      It's about the same as if I start selling cars for example. I sell... Jettas. Yes, that's it, Jettas. I sell the cars for $2,000, and my business model is to sell the cars for that much and make up the difference by offering a paintjob for the car. Oh, I forgot to mention all my Jettas are sold without a paintjob, just primered. Why, people start buying my Jettas but refuse my $6,000 paintjob! I'm pissed, I'm losing money! I'm going to have a law made that if you want to buy a Jetta without a paintjob, you have to get a paintjob from me!
      Sure, it sounds somewhat feasible... because you can go elsewhere.. BUT...
      suppose I was the only Jetta dealer around. Anywhere.
      To add insult to injury, I don't tell you that you can't get a paintjob on your own, you have to find this out on your own. Of course, common logic would dictate that you've just purchased something, and it's yours... right? You should be able to just take your paintless Jetta, tag/title/insure it, and drive it on down to Maaco to slap a cheap $279 paintjob on it.
      Since you've done that, you've broken my business model.. that's not allowed! I'm not making any money because I have a flawed business model that can be easily circumvented.. for LEGAL reasons, and in LEGAL ways.

      Once you buy something, unless you sign something saying you give up your right as a consumer to actually alter an item you buy, or you rent/lease it, you can do anything you want to it. Owning pirated games for it is another story, however. Running Linux on it though is perfectly legal, no matter who you piss off.

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    49. Re:Biiig difference by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Unless you've purchased a saturn or other vehicle with the newer warranties that offer that routine service in it's clauses, then it's not covered under the warranty. It's cheaper than paying for the oil changes, etc, separately... but it's still a heavy lump of cash all at once. It's a separate more expensive option.

      At Pep Boys you're LUCKY if any of the people there are even ASE certified.

      I have to agree that the majority of mechanics at pep boys are borderline shade-tree mechanics, there is at least 1 ASE mechanic on their payroll. There has to be in order to hang the ASE certified sign in their shop.

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    50. Re:Biiig difference by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Jesus.. did Chrysler consult with Konami or something when trying to figure out a way to get the codes manually?!

      I'm surprised it wasn't something like up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-a-b-b-a-star t"...

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    51. Re:Biiig difference by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the very limited-edition horsepower enhancing Type-R sticker....

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    52. Re:Biiig difference by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      What's sad is that you still need to fight for every grain of freedom in America....
      If it's not in the constitution/bill-of-rights, it's against the law....

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  3. Proving once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's not that other people COULDN'T fight you. It's just that Microsoft makes the greater effort to go ahead and actively piss you off.

    Woot woot... :-/

  4. What if your car has an Xbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Like on Pimp My Ride?

  5. I don't think the DMCA would apply by BodyCount07 · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Why aren't the automakers bashing these third-party code readers over the head with the DMCA while they still can?"

    Because the DMCA protects copyrighted information that is protected by some sort of security system (although the system is often lame). These auto codes are not protected by any security, besides obscurity.

    1. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 0

      By that same logic, if someone at the airport , picks up my luggage from the belt (hey it was in a public place, finders-keepers right ?), and then guesses the lock combination, which happens to be 12345 (space balls ?), then that shouldn't be a crime right ?

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    2. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If Lexmark's ink cartridges are protected by a security system (and thus, the DMCA) how long do you think it will be before your car's diagnostic system is? Or radio, filters, and tires for that matter? Can't have you using unauthorized third party equipment on that car when the dealership can sell you the same thing for twice the price...

      Finkployd

    3. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by GregChant · · Score: 1

      By that same logic, if someone at the airport , picks up my luggage from the belt (hey it was in a public place, finders-keepers right ?), and then guesses the lock combination, which happens to be 12345 (space balls ?), then that shouldn't be a crime right ?

      In this case, you own the luggage. The carmakers do not own your car: you do. A proper analogy would be this:

      A luggage company sells you a piece of luggage, but the lock on the front pocket is locked, and they refuse to give you the combination for whatever reason. If you guess the correct one, and open the lock, there was no crime.
    4. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so insightful That would NOT be a violation of the DMCA. It would still, of course, be theft.

    5. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Yet obscurity is considered security, for those purposes. Remember the suit about the universal garage-door opener? The code-rotating chip is a public enough part, it's just the position on the ring that was secret.

    6. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      No, guessing a combination shouldn't be a crime. Stealing your luggage and the stuff in it is the crime here.

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    7. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Interesting


      These auto codes are not protected by any security, besides obscurity.

      Just like a number of other things the DMCA has been used with, like Adobe's e-book reader in the Skylyrov incident.

      And, after all, a password is just another form of security through obscurity. If you learn the right things to do (type the right letters) you can make the system work for you. If you don't know about the right
      string of letters, you can't. *All* forms of computer security are like that, actually.

      I don't see what the difference is, in category, between a blinking light that maps to an obscure code and a code that maps things like "65" to "A" and "66" to "B" and "67" to "C" and so on.

      The difference between an encryption system and ASCII is not one of type, it's one of degree.

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    8. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but no, that analogy is wrong, too. a locked front pocket would prevent you from using the suitcase for its intended purpose. not being able to read your car codes doesn't stop you from you driving the car.

    9. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      OBD-II and OBD-III are open standards which do not allow the use of an access prevention mechanism for at least basic functionality. (reading trouble codes, getting information needed for smog testing, etc.) The only competitor to OBD is CAN, which is used in europe and on semi-tractors, which is similarly an open standard.

      Hence, the diagnostic system in the car is unlikely to be "protected" by an access "protection" device any time in this decade, but after that all bets are off.

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    10. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Hence, the diagnostic system in the car is unlikely to be "protected" by an access "protection" device any time in this decade, but after that all bets are off.

      Actually, they are right now.

      If you drive into the dealership with you 2004 whatever, chances are they can load new fuel/timng maps into you ECU quite easily, via the ODBII port.

      Why can't I do this?
      Two reasons....
      1) The specs aren't published to do it.
      2) The you need some sort of "password".

      #2 is the key here. For certain car's the password/"security seed" has been reverse enginneered (like Corvette's.... google on "LS1edit") but for many cars you're just screwed.

      OBDII pisses me off because it's a pathetic subset of what you SHOULD have, and manufacturers know this. The is just no way, to, for example, bleed the ABS, via "open standard" ODBII commands.
      To me, that's bullshit. When you're talking about things like ABS not working properly it's becomes a significant safety issue.

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    11. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Bad example. A better example is the lawsuits against replacement garage door opener remote manufacturers. A completely bogus use of the law, but they still argued it. See http://www.freedom-to-tinker.com/archives/000436.h tml for details on the case.

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    12. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by julesh · · Score: 1

      And, after all, a password is just another form of security through obscurity.

      I'm fed up of hearing this. A password is _not_ "security through obscurity". Security through obscurity is the use of unknown _methods_ to provide security.

      The key difference between this and using a password are that it is possible to change your password. At a moment's notice, if necessary. But changing the method of security you use is usually substantially more difficult.

      If you don't accept the distinction, then what is the difference between 'security through obscurity' and using a 128 bit block cipher. 256 bit? I mean, if you know the key, you can break it, right? Hint: this is true of _all_ security mechanisms other than those that use an automatic key exchange before sending data. And those don't provide any way of proving identity.

    13. Re:I don't think the DMCA would apply by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      Hint: this is true of _all_ security mechanisms

      You just repeated my point while pretending to be against it. This makes no sense.

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  6. There is a difference by strictnein · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most common use for modchips: pirating games (illegal)

    Most common use for car codes: fixing your car (legal - but most likely won't be possible with future cars)

    The similarity is that game makers make less money if you pirate a game (instead of buying it). Car dealers/manufacturers make less money if you fix your own car (and down pay for their overpriced service and "genuine rippof parts").

    1. Re:There is a difference by riptide_dot · · Score: 1

      "Most common use for modchips: pirating games (illegal)"

      I'd be curious to find out where you (and Microsoft) get your numbers. I know lots of people that modded their Xbox simply so they could have a PC connected to their TV. They don't even PLAY games, much less have the ambition to try and pirate them. Sure, people use mod chips to play pirated games, but punish that act, not the modding of the box...

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    2. Re:There is a difference by ddelrio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but I despise this argument. To use the "most common use" argument is weak. First of all, where's the evidence? The people I know with modded XBoxes use them primarily for streaming media.

      Also, even if an illegal activity was the "most common" use, it still doesn't excuse limiting actual modding. Piracy is and should be illegal--but modifying physical hardware that you purchased should be legal. We can still own property in the US, right? Where's the crime?

      If the music and software industries are losing money to piracy, they should concentrate on improving their business models rather than proposing legislation which limits the freedom and privacy of American citizens.

    3. Re:There is a difference by antarctican · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The similarity is that game makers make less money if you pirate a game (instead of buying it). Car dealers/manufacturers make less money if you fix your own car (and down pay for their overpriced service and "genuine rippof parts").

      Bullshit. Most of those who want to reverse engineer their hardware do it to gain flexibility not given by the original manufacturer. Let's take the Xbox example, I know a guy who's made a beuwolf of XBoxes for bioinformatics research.... why XBoxes? Because he found a bunch cheap. Why can't he reverse engineer hardware he owns.

      Or the original purpose of DeCSS, to watch them under linux. Reverse engineering is not the evil boogy man, nor should it be illegal. The parallels between a car and your XBox are there.

      As for the fellow who commented about the only security on car systems being obscurity... Alright, I here by patent security through obscurity, and will sue anyone who uses it without paying me royalties... as well, being an official security mechanism now, circumventing it is now illegal under the DCMA. ;-)

    4. Re:There is a difference by Izago909 · · Score: 1

      Depending on what you're doing, messing around with a cars engine management computer can be very dangerous. Let's say that for the same price as a barebones gaming PC you could buy a few choice engine parts and raise your red line by about 3000-5000 RPM. Your EMC will still cut off fuel at the factory limit. Depanding on your locality, toying with that governor will probably make your vehicle not street legal, and could land you some hefty fines. Imagine being on the highway and the car next to you has been tweeked like this. At 13,000 RPM the smallest peice of metal thrown from a seized engine can be instantly lethal. Just like the XBox there are legit and illegal uses.

    5. Re:There is a difference by Gestahl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quoth Parent:

      Most common use for modchips in computers: pirating games (illegal)

      Quoth I:

      Most common use for modchips in cars: circumvention of emissions/rev limiter/speed governor limitations. Many of these will make the cars illegal in some areas. Car mod chips are not illegal.

      Try again.

    6. Re:There is a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I know a guy who's made a beuwolf of XBoxes for bioinformatics research"

      Where is he doing the research? His basement?

    7. Re:There is a difference by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Most common use for car codes: fixing your car...

      ...with "pirate" parts. I doubt the people who would benefit from this legislation will be going to the original dealers for parts. Instead, they'll use knockoff parts, similar to the ones the original engineers spent so long designing and creating, but just created from a copy of the originals (a lot like ripping a DVD game) with zero engineering overhead.

      It's really a lot like a few modchippers play copied games illegally. Instead, of course, copied car parts are legal pretty much anywhere, whereas knockoff games are outlawed in most places.

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    8. Re:There is a difference by antarctican · · Score: 1

      "I know a guy who's made a beuwolf of XBoxes for bioinformatics research"

      Where is he doing the research? His basement?


      Yes actually, he is. Apparently there's no much to do in Sakatchewan.... plus, a cluster of XBoxes keeps you warm on those long cold winter nights....

    9. Re:There is a difference by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Yes, and a person dumb enough to slam a crowbar into his head repeatedly can be killed from it - so let's ban crowbars too. The fix to the kind of problem you mention is to stop allowing people to sue companies for their own stupidity. Then companies would be able to stop reacting back with stupidly over-restrictive measures that try to baby their customers. A company is only guilty of someone dying from their product in the case where that company misled the consumer, or the product did something other than what it was stated it could do. If D-con sells you some rat poison, and says on the box, "hey dumbass, this is poision, don't drink it", then anyone who drinks it shouldn't be able to sue the company over it (or their next of kin sue the company).

      If a person modifies his car, the original car company shouldn't be held accountable for accidents that occur because of that modification. A warning label on modding the car computer is all that *should* be necessary to aleviate this problem. Totally preventing the customer from even *seeing* the error codes from the car computer shouldn't be necessary. Just like you shouldn't have to put up a chainlink fence just because you have a swimming pool and neighbors that don't watch their kids.

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    10. Re:There is a difference by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      By that logic all cars should be limited to 65mph. I mean, the most common reason for driving faster than that is speeding, which is illegal. Or am I missing something about your argument?

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    11. Re:There is a difference by Izago909 · · Score: 1

      With the abuse of the civil court system by less than intelligent people, one almost has to take such extreme measures. Remember the lady who scalded herself by holding some hot McDonalds coffee between her legs while driving? Or the other one who sued for them making her fat? Nobody expects a cup of ice coffee, and noone held a gun to her head and made her supersize her second dinner, but the courts say that a company must underestimate the intelligence of their customers.
      Anyone can be sued (not just a company) for letting a guest drive home durring a tornado watch. A store can actually post guards to keep anyone from leaving in a severe weather situation. People have been sued because a guest was hurt on the ride home.
      Laws can be made by courts, not just congress. If the courts say that a company needs to protect idiot customers from themselves, then they have to. It may not be right, but that's the way it is. One person can ruin it for the rest of us.

    12. Re:There is a difference by InThane · · Score: 1

      I know I'm offtopic, but it's myth-busting time. There were good and valid reasons why that lawsuit won.

      1. McDonalds was serving the coffee MUCH hotter than anybody else's coffee.

      2. McDonalds KNEW this was a risk to people, but chose to sell it that way anyways.

      3. The woman involved in this infamous case suffered very serious injuries - third degree burns on her groin, thighs and buttocks that required skin grafts and a seven-day hospital stay.

      (Facts partially quoted and paraphrased from this website: http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm )

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    13. Re:There is a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Or the original purpose of DeCSS, to watch them under linux.

      Ah, that explains why it was written for Windows first. So you could watch DVDs under... wait.

    14. Re:There is a difference by inkydoo · · Score: 1

      I'm so tired of hearing about the old lady driving with the hot coffee.

      For a few quick points, 1) she was in the passenger seat, 2) the car was parked in the parking lot and 3) that particular McDonald's was serving it's coffee at 180F - 190F (capable of causing third degreee burns in 2 to 7 seconds). Plus, in the ten years prior to her case, McDonald's had had over 700 burn complaints, some with similar third degree burns.

      That's not to say that there aren't some disturbingly frivolous lawsuits out there, but her's isn't the best example.

    15. Re:There is a difference by strictnein · · Score: 1

      Well, Microsoft and I get our numbers from our astrologist.

      It's just so damn interesting to read how no one on slashdot knows anyone who uses modded Xboxes and PS2s, etc etc, to play pirated games. Everyone always just knows lots of people who want to just stream media, and be friendly, and pet little animals, and that's why they modded their Xbox.

      people use mod chips to play pirated games, but punish that act, not the modding of the box

      I'm not saying that you should be punished for modding an xbox, it's just that the comparison to the car issue is a little stretched. The main issue with the car codes is that since manufacturers don't make them available to the smaller/independent repair shops, the smaller repair shops can't fix people's cars. A lot of people have readers for their cars so they can diagnose things. Yeah, some people will mod their engine, but that breaks the warranty.

    16. Re:There is a difference by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This, like other scenarios, is not a useful simile. What we are really comparing here is mod chips to diagnostic input/output. While you CAN use some of these codes to tweak your car, that's not what they're really for, On non-OBDII nissans with a CONSULT port (which does not include my SOHC 240SX but does include DOHC S13s) you can bump ignition timing up or down in half-degree increments and fuel delivery up or down in 5% increments, and you can monitor all the assorted sensors, but it's hard to do all of the above at once at 9600 bps. Opening the codes will not assist people in replacing chips or replacing the entire ECU, which is what you want to do for performance.

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    17. Re:There is a difference by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      If the music and software industries are losing money to piracy, they should concentrate on improving their business models rather than proposing legislation which limits the freedom and privacy of American citizens.
      Sorry, but I despise this argument. To use the 'blame the victim' arguement is to show that you have only a weak case to support your 'defense'. First off, where is the evidence that their business model is in need of improvement? (Other than the one you, and many like you, would like to impose on them 'give away all their stuff for free, cuz the pirates will just steal it anyhow'.)
    18. Re:There is a difference by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The parallels between a car and your XBox are there.
      It's interesting that you make that claim as if it's a fact... But give nothing to support it.
    19. Re:There is a difference by riptide_dot · · Score: 1

      "It's just so damn interesting to read how no one on slashdot knows anyone who uses modded Xboxes and PS2s, etc etc, to play pirated games."

      That's funny - and true. Though I didn't say I didn't know anyone who used modded Xboxes for pirated games - just that I knew lots of people that didn't use it for that reason. I actually got a lot of my knowledge about how to mod/etc from someone who used the modding "feature" exclusively to pirate games.

      I think we (as in society) needs a better solution that to punish the people who are breaking the codes. If a burglar hired someone else to open my door so he could steal my stuff, I'd be mad at both but more inclined to try and get my assets back from the burglar, not the person he hired...

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    20. Re:There is a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the pirates WILL steal it anyway.

      The only result of stronger legislation is more lives ruined by the record industry.

    21. Re:There is a difference by ad0gg · · Score: 1
      Make them illegal? Umm no.. Mod chips for cars change fuel mapping, blower psi and remove limiters. None of these are illegal. Speed limiters are determined by the car manufactor and usually matched to the tire ratings that come with the car, my car has it set to 148 because it has z rated tires which are rated at 148, but with it chipped i can hit 155 not much difference. Rev limiter is there so you don't blow your engine. PSI limit is there so you don't overheat and blow your turbo/super. Some car manufactors even make their own chips(NISMO chips by nissan), btw using a 3rd party chip in your car is good way to void your warranty but thats it. Only issue I can think of that could be illegal is if it doesn't pass CARB in california, but the manufactors can always get their chips carb certified.

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    22. Re:There is a difference by Alsee · · Score: 1

      'blame the victim' arguement

      It took me a while to figure out what you were trying to say. I couldn't see how he was blaming X-box owners, lol.

      you, and many like you, would like to impose on them 'give away all their stuff for free, cuz the pirates will just steal it anyhow'

      Did you even read his post? He said "Piracy is and should be illegal". He was talking about how the DMCA makes it criminal to make perfectly legal and legitimate use. We are talking about imprisoning innocent people.

      Do you advocate passing the DMCRA? The DMCRA decriminalizes non-infringing activity.

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    23. Re:There is a difference by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      First off, where is the evidence that their business model is in need of improvement?

      Because they need special laws, over and above the "sell-a-good-or-service-in-exchange-for compensation" concept, to make their business model viable.

      In a straightforward supply & demand situation, if you can't convince people to compensate you fairly for providing a good or service, then your business model is bad & you need to find a new one. If you're greedy, then you get a law passed to fine people or throw them into jail if they don't pay you money every time they use your product, even though you put forth the effort to create it only once.

    24. Re:There is a difference by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Did you even read his post? He said "Piracy is and should be illegal". He was talking about how the DMCA makes it criminal to make perfectly legal and legitimate use. We are talking about imprisoning innocent people.
      Yes, I did. Especially the part about If the music and software industries are losing money to piracy, they should concentrate on improving their business models. He says piracy should be illegal, but his actions speak differently.
      He was talking about how the DMCA makes it criminal to make perfectly legal and legitimate use.
      Translated from slashdot hivemind speak "He was talking about how the DMCA makes it criminal to copy and distribute anything I want, anytime I want, utterly without respect for the rights of others".
    25. Re:There is a difference by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      First off, where is the evidence that their business model is in need of improvement?


      Because they need special laws, over and above the "sell-a-good-or-service-in-exchange-for compensation" concept, to make their business model viable.

      Ah. In short, pirates and thieves shouldn't be limited by laws, but by business models. Or to put it differently you have no evidence beyond slashdot hivemind bleatings.
      In a straightforward supply & demand situation, if you can't convince people to compensate you fairly for providing a good or service, then your business model is bad & you need to find a new one.
      That people willingly line up on a daily basis to purchase the 'products' is prima facie evidence that their business model works just fine. What you don't like is that the law protects them from your desires to own their products for free, and to do with them whatever you will, mostly based on a childish notion of 'ownership' and an utter disregard of the rights of others.
    26. Re:There is a difference by Alsee · · Score: 1

      He says piracy should be illegal, but his actions speak differently.

      What action?? His speech opposing the DMCA?

      He was talking about how the DMCA makes it criminal to copy and distribute anything I want, anytime I want, utterly without respect for the rights of others

      No it does not.

      There is absolutely *NO* DMCA penalty for distributing copyrighted works.

      The DMCA makes it criminal to do math. The DMCA makes it criminal to tell others how to do math. The DMCA makes it criminal to make a perfectly legal backup copy. The DMCA makes it criminal for a teacher or student to make perfectly legal classroom use. The DMCA makes it criminal for me to write my own games for the X-Box. The DMCA makes it criminal to run the X-Box as a Media-Center or science research cluster. The DMCA makes it criminal for me to mod a game I bought. The DMCA makes it criminal to port anything to the X-Box. The DMCA makes it criminal to run the game off the harddrive. The DMCA makes it criminal to set up a text-to-speech system for a vision-impaired owner.

      The list of perfectly legal, legitimate, and non-infringing activities goes on and on.

      The real stupidity is that it literally creates thought crime. I am a programmer. If I can write software to circumvent the DRM on an E-book then I can just as well think through those exact same steps and calculations purely mentally. I can sit there motionless staring at the DRM'd file and (slowly) descramble and read that text. Illegal circumvention and access. Pure thought crime. Thinking illegal thoughts.

      The DMCA is a dumbass law.

      Copyright infringment is already against the law. In any circumvention case involving infringment the DMCA is totally redundant, if you really want double penalties for infringment then simply scrap the the DMCA and add those exact same penalties onto the infringment laws. That only leaves cases of circumvention that do *not* involve infringment - the only result is to imprison INNOCENT people!!

      You did not bother answering my question about the DMCRA: "Do you advocate passing the DMCRA? The DMCRA decriminalizes non-infringing activity." If you reply without answering that question I will just repeat it a third time.

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    27. Re:There is a difference by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The list of perfectly legal, legitimate, and non-infringing activities goes on and on.
      To translate into English: "this list of extreme, jingoistic, ridiculous comparisons, assertions, and hysteria goes on and on".
      If you reply without answering that question I will just repeat it a third time.
      I shouldn't be surprised if you do. After all repeating is easier than thinking, something you have yet to do in this entire subthread.
    28. Re:There is a difference by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      A new game in USA : $39USD, in Australia an other countries at least 50% more, ie $100AU. (where currency should peg it at $60, (dont tell me it costs postage since giant cargo containers cost $1500 from singapore to sydney, and we now have FTA, besides they can author/package it locally if they will sell min 10000 units.

      Besides that $39 is retail, and the shop probably gets them for $30 , so wholesaler prices are lower than retail.

      An older game $19USD, mightbe $75au, again it shoul dbe $35au at most.

      So why are they more? Who are the real thiefs and sharletons.

      If I can get a HD in au for with in 10% of USD price, then why arent other small weight goods the same? I smell a scam/exclusive reseller licences.

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    29. Re:There is a difference by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      re decss

      Take for example the Apple Powerbook G3 (wallstreet). 400mhz G3.

      It has a dvd player, back in its release day, it had OS9 that played dvds with its dvd player, today, it runs OSX10.3 well (with more ram/faster HD) but stupid ass apple, disabled/took away DVD player support. Why? They still have the source code it would have worked. Are they trying to force people to upgrade to Tibooks etc? Screw em , if they have this attitude, im sticking to dell/or other cheaper laptops with 3x more power for same greenbacks. It smells of pure evil. I mean come on, same company, same programmers, cant even support their own hardware, its pathetic. At least on windows/linux we have many 3rd party dvd players using many 3d/graphics HW accel, yet apple keeps it 'secret' for what?
      Im going 100% oranges , no apples for me now, I dont trust em, they are bad as Ford.

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    30. Re:There is a difference by julesh · · Score: 1

      Most common use for modchips in cars: circumvention of emissions/rev limiter/speed governor limitations. Many of these will make the cars illegal in some areas. Car mod chips are not illegal.

      1. The parent wasn't talking about modchips for cars. He was talking about getting access to car engine control system interface information in order to build systems compatible with systems that are usually only supplied to 'authorised dealers'.

      2. A substantial non-infringing use of engine controller replacements, one that sells thousands of units per year (at least here in the UK), is chips that improve engine economy. Not everyone wants their car to go faster. Manufacturers install engine control software that is at some point on the economy/performance line. You can take it either way, if you like.

    31. Re:There is a difference by Alsee · · Score: 1

      You failed to answer another question:
      >He says piracy should be illegal, but his actions speak differently.
      What action?? His speech opposing the DMCA?


      Your rants are incoherent babble.

      "this list of extreme, jingoistic, ridiculous comparisons, assertions, and hysteria goes on and on"

      First of all, do you even understand the words you use? It's bad enough you can't manage a rational argument, but tossing in (and mis-using) big words makes you look like the dim bulb in the pack. Jingoism is fanatical patriotism. It describes irrational and unthinking elitism in foreign policy. Throwing it in as a random epithet on a domestic issue is incoherent babble.

      Anyway...
      Mock all you like, I listed perfectly legal and legitimate activities. You have not disputed the fact that the DMCA makes innocent people liable to 5 or 10 years in prison. You condone imprisoning innocent people?

      After all repeating is easier than thinking, something you have yet to do in this entire subthread.

      You are the one incapable of thinking about the issue and answering a simple question. For the third time, do you or do you not advocate passing the DMCRA? The DMCRA decriminalizes non-infringing activity. Do you think non-infringing activity should be decriminalized? Or do you think innocent non-infringing people must be tossed in prison for some warped crusade defending copyright? And if so, how the hell is imprisoning non-infrining people a defense of copyright?

      Bitch and moan about pirates all you like, I am asking how you intend to handle people who are *NOT* infringing anything.

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    32. Re:There is a difference by Otto · · Score: 1

      First off, where is the evidence that their business model is in need of improvement?

      They're the ones complaining that people committing copyright infringement is hurting their revenue stream.

      Here's the thing.. If you sell a product, and large numbers of people don't buy your product, then you have a failed business model. It doesn't matter why they don't buy it, or that they acquire the same material through illegal channels... The end result is simple: they're not buying what you're selling. You can't stay in business long that way.

      If people are in fact buying what they're selling, then they shouldn't be complaining that people are not. They're the ones making these claims, not me. Me, I think they're full of shit and selling just fine. I think the numbers back me up on that one. I don't think copyright infringment is hurting their bottom line, I think it's possibly helping it.

      But nevertheless, if they're going to complain about those evil "pirates", then they should realize that they're calling themselves failures because they can't get people to buy their shit. If people won't buy what you're selling, then you need to figure out another way to sell it.

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    33. Re:There is a difference by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      Ah. In short, pirates and thieves shouldn't be limited by laws, but by business models. Or to put it differently you have no evidence beyond slashdot hivemind bleatings.

      Nice way to ignore the "sell-a-good-or-service-in-exchange-for-compensati on" part of my statement. It must be convenient to be able to ignore any part of an discussion which doesn't suit your argument.

      Hint: pirates & thieves aren't interested in compensating people for the real, physical goods that they take.

      That people willingly line up on a daily basis to purchase the 'products' is prima facie evidence that their business model works just fine.

      No, that's just "evidence" that they don't want to be arrested or fined for doing what they would normally do naturally (make themselves a copy). Like I said, the only reason the record companies can make a lot of money like that is because they've got special laws forcing people to pay for a bad business model. If those laws didn't exist, they'd have to find some other (more honest) way to make their living.

      What you don't like is that the law protects them from your desires to own their products for free, and to do with them whatever you will, mostly based on a childish notion of 'ownership' and an utter disregard of the rights of others.

      Yeah, that pesky "childish" notion of ownership - being able to only own real things instead of imaginary things. Odd how such a simple definition clarifies a lot of philosophical & practical issues, like making clear that YOU (and people who think like you) have an "utter disregard" for people's PHYSICAL property rights, and believe that those basic, natural rights should be trumped by a set of "rights" whose existence is only based in and enforced by law.

    34. Re:There is a difference by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      But nevertheless, if they're going to complain about those evil "pirates", then they should realize that they're calling themselves failures because they can't get people to buy their shit.
      In other words, it *must* be the victims fault.
    35. Re:There is a difference by Otto · · Score: 1

      In other words, it *must* be the victims fault.

      I fail to see how an organization that has gouged the public for a number of years (see that ruling against them for price-gouging and the big $10 check that got sent to anyone who bought a CD in the last XX years) can be realistically called a "victim".

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  7. "cheap" cars by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Wow... There is a lot of stuff going on in this story...Not to offend any Hyundai or Kia owners here...

    First off, when purchasing a "cheap" car, you get what you pay for. Most of the commercials you see on TV for Kia, Hyundai's and offer the 10-year warranty are crap for this exact reason. The car, a 2002 model is still covered under the manufactuers warranty, however, there's some stipulations. In short, it doesn't cover "user error". Here's a college student who has had the car serviced 12 times for the same problem, and each time told the same thing. Depending on where she lives, she may need to check into her state's lemon law.

    I help admin a Mazda 6 enthusiast site and have never heard of anything like this before regarding warranty problems. Any check engine light, whether the drivers fault or not is taken care of without a charge. Paying a $120 fee each time it gets services is ridiculous! Again, just another use to show you the hooks and gimmicks of buying "cheaper" cars thinking that a 10-year warranty will keep you safe from any problems. Our group was lucky. With the help of Mazda service mangers around the US, we were able to get a complete list of trouble codes posted. As was stated in the article the AutoXRay is a wonderful tool to help. It is fairly pricey, but if you have no other way of determining the problem, this would really help and saves on having the repair shop diagnose the problem for you. Instead alll it takes is this scanner to read the codes, determine the problem, and have them fix it. From the article...

    "Bryan Hanks, who has taken his 2002 Toyota Prius to his local Houston dealership four times since a single sensor malfunctioned and the Check Engine signal prevented him from using the car's electronic display, said automakers should incorporate USB ports in dashboards to allow consumers to download error messages to a laptop."

    Any legitimate scanner will allow you to also download a freeze frame and trouble codes to your laptop or monitor real-time data that may not be available to you through dashboard guages.

    IMHO, if after 12 times, I think common sense has to play a big part in the determination process of what's going on. With the advent of cars having tons of microprocessors and computers on-board to control everything from real-time air/fuel ratios to your cabin temperature settings it's no wonder why CEL codes will light up for inane reasons, the gas cap one being the most common. When the reason shows up on the diagnostic computer it most likely shows a fuel leak (depending on car manufactuer). Out of perspective, it seems like a pretty serious problem. However, once all of the fuel lines have been pressure checked and show no leaks, the only problem could be with a loose gas cap. This can go 2 ways.. either she is taking it to the dumbest dealership service department or she is a complete twit herself.

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    1. Re:"cheap" cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny, I just bought a Hyundai Santa Fe (tops its class in owner satisfaction, highly ranked in safety and reliability), and the first thing the dealer showed me was how to properly tighten the gas cap, complete with warnings about how the "check engine" light would come on if I did not.

      He made it very clear that any "Check Engine" light should start off with me tightening the gas cap several clicks to ensure that's not the problem.

      Apparently miss Seymour either didn't get the spiel, or didn't listen. Hardly Hyundai or Kia's fault (though the Kia's do have some reliability issues of their own).

    2. Re:"cheap" cars by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, what did the dealership tell the girl?

      "There was a problem with the gas cap, $120 please" - leading her to assume they'd replaced/repaired it.

      Or did they actually explain "There's a sensor that monitors the proper pressure in the gas tank, if it gets low that light comes on because it may be leaking. It was only getting low because you didnt twist the cap on tight enough."

      I have a mitsubishi shitbox and have done the same thing. I know better, and when I see the light I take the cap off and put it back on tightly. I wouldnt expect everyone to know better. A bright red light on your dashboard that says "Check Engine" freaks people out with visions of being stranded on some dark street or desolate country road at 3 AM.

      Besides, the point is, she paid 120 bucks a pop when the local garage probably wouldn't have charged her ANYTHING because they'd want her to come back.

      People joke about the small-time crooked mechanic, but it's the big dealership chains that really stick it to you.

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    3. Re:"cheap" cars by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'm going through this with my 100k mile Kia Sportage. I'd had no problems until last week when the check engine light came on and it suddenly started idling very rough (as in two stroke rough), and couldn't get above 60mph. Turns out the computer detected a misfire and put it into "limp mode", which I'm guessing isn't that far from two stroke.

      The dealership charged $650 to reset the computer and fix the issue - a oil leak onto the coil, which caused problems (we'll ignore the engineering issue; it's a cheap truck, I'm happy with 100k miles trouble free).

      That was Friday. Yesterday, on the way back from Baycon, I was climbing a pass when the check engine light came on again and it went into limp mode... I think... as when I pulled over and restarted the engine, it was fine for the rest of the hour and a half trip. It's been fine since, but the check engine light is on. I think it just needs to be reset, but...

      $98 to diagnose it from PepBoys, the dealer or the Mom and Pop down the street. Dammit. I'm thinking of disconnecting the battery a day and seeing if that resets it.

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    4. Re:"cheap" cars by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      My company is in at the beta stage of our ODB II software reader, and we are looking for our next gen product to be able to reprogram the cars via our software. It took quite a bit to get all the ODB II codes in the first place...

      Now we are trying to secure the codes to reprogram the ECU. The product we currently sell is the same price as the scantool itself, and we want to keep the cost of the next-gen down under $500. We are hoping this bill makes it through before ODB III becomes the standard.

      BTW, if anyone is interested in beta testing, drop me a line. You'll have to purchase the hardware (at about a 40% discount) for around $60, but we'll send you the beta and 1.0 final for free for beta testing.

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    5. Re:"cheap" cars by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      Hey, Mz6club member here. cBob it is.

      Kinda funny that we now have a /. discussion on CEL codes...I got a CEL myself on sat. Will be taking her in on turs or sat.

      So the light came on, wasn't flashing. I highly doubt it was the gas tanks because I filled it thrusday night, drove it to near empty (400 mi) friday. It didn't light up until sat morn. By then, I had started/stopped the engine many many times, and it probably has done many preassure tests.

      We'll see what code it is when I take it to the stealer.

      -Grump/cBob
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    6. Re:"cheap" cars by deacon · · Score: 1
      Loose gas cap is just what the code says..

      That does not mean you have a loose gas cap, it means that there is a leak somewhere either in the fuel supply system or in the vapor vent and return system.

      You could have a pinhole in a rubber vapor vent line, or in a steel line. (or a loose clamp) It will leak so slowly that you will never find it.

      The pressure sensor that tells the computer the gas tank is not pressureized could be intermitantly faulty as well. The algorithm for determining what pressure changes in the gas tank constitute a "loose gas cap" could be faulty (software error)

      In short, you could have a tiny vapor leak *somewhere* (or a bad sensor), or nothing at all wrong.

      Loose gas cap is just a kiss-off trouble code.

    7. Re:"cheap" cars by durbinshroom · · Score: 1

      I had a similar problem with my lancer, but it ended up actually being a problem with the tank...which they determined aftaer having replaced the gas cap, the fuel pump and several other parts along the fuel line.

    8. Re:"cheap" cars by fermion · · Score: 1
      just to provide another side to a story.

      I know cheap cars that cost were very reliable for thier owners. My original '79 honda was very reliable until end of life, although the CV joints dramaticaly raised the total cost. My friends car(it was one of those first korean jobs) did very well. She took care of it and it never let her down. I wonder if this twelve repair person ever went to a lawyer to check out the lemon law.

      OTOH we can talk about the SAAB or the Audi or even the VW, the later of which you may wait weeks for repairs.

      More specific to the post, my mazda was not taken care of under warrenty. The dealer lost paper work and stalled so that the warrenty ran out before they had to make repairs. When I called mazda to complain, they ignored me. Mazda would not be on the top of my customer satisfaction list.

      As far as paying for repairs, you get what you pay for. I pay for repairs and am usually satisfied. I would be doubtful of a repair shop that was not trained to repair my car. This is not the day when I could climb into an engine compartment and help my dad remove a part. In the scheme of my repair bill, the $70 to get the code read and recieve proffessional advice is not so great.

      One final thing. If we wish repair codes to be user interpretable, then we need to put the codes on the dash board. How much would it cost to put in small display that would just tell us the code when we pressed a button.

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    9. Re:"cheap" cars by elasticwings · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Personally, I love my little Elantra. I just crossed 60K miles and changed the timing belt. Other than that, the only maintanence I've had to do is oil/filter change. I've never seen the check engine light on my car. :P

    10. Re:"cheap" cars by SunBug · · Score: 1

      limp mode, as i understand it:

      - revert to the a overly-rich fuel map
      - ignore some/all sensors ("open-loop" mode)
      - retard the timing
      - limit RPMs and/or speed

      All of that serves to help prevent the engine from blowing up.

      rich mixture + retarded timing would cause it to idle very rough. Most engines need a bit of timing advance at idle to idle smoothly.

    11. Re:"cheap" cars by mi · · Score: 1
      I'd be interested to know, what the computer of my 2000 Jetta TDI is trying to tell me. Please, e-mail me the info on obtaining the hardware.

      All the better, if it will work on my FreeBSD laptop (no serial ports -- USB only).

      Thanks!

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    12. Re:"cheap" cars by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Ah... thanks for the information. Is there a more formal name for "limp mode" so I can Google more successfully? There are only a handful of '"limp mode" sportage' hits, and most are forums where the terms are not related in context.

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    13. Re:"cheap" cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you say two stroke, it sounds more like you mean two cylinder.

    14. Re:"cheap" cars by mebon · · Score: 1

      I work for a company that writes software for engine control modules (though I don't work on them myself. I've always heard to it refered to as "limp home mode". A quick google search for that term turns up a lot more hits.

    15. Re:"cheap" cars by SunBug · · Score: 1

      yeah, I just searched for:

      - ecu limp
      - ecu limp home
      - ecu limp mode
      - ecu open loop
      - limp +sportage
      - limp home +sportage

      They all came back with useful results. The key is that "ecu" - Electronic Control Unit -- your car's brain.

    16. Re:"cheap" cars by Buran · · Score: 1

      That's actually what it's called. It limits the gears selectable by the transmission and changes the shift points, at least in an automatic - I'm not sure what it does in a manual. I've seen VW service bulletins that actually use that terminology.

    17. Re:"cheap" cars by sharkman67 · · Score: 1

      buy youself a Davis car chip. It plugs into ERSI port (1996 and newer cars). Drive around, unplug and plug it into your laptop. You will get all the codes the computer is reporting. In addition you can also reset the check engine light. I got on new for $129. I figure it was a good investment. Now my whole family shows up at my house when their car is acting up!

    18. Re:"cheap" cars by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      As the first among many who added the word 'home' and more clarification, I thank you (and the others, esp. SunBug's ECU). Still only 27 returns on '"limp home" sportage', but I have a much more clear idea of what it is doing, the terms to search for, and how I can find the info. Thanks.

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    19. Re:"cheap" cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash for Hyundai bashers!!

      From J.D. Power --
      Highest Ranked Entry Midsize Car in Initial Quality:
      2004 Hyundai Sonata

      http://www.jdpower.com/cc/telecom/winners.asp?St ud yID=854

      Regarding US market share, the US auto manufacturers continue to slip and Japanese have begun to peak, the Koreans are taking the title of the next up and comers.

      I think we all know why US cars cost so much -- and it has nothing to do with quality and everything to do with detroit labor rates.

      Btw. Opening the codes to every mom and pop shop is a horrible idea escpecially under warranty conditions.

      The diagnstic trouble codes (DTC's) reside in different electonic modules in the vehicles. Here is a quick list off of the top of my head: Body controller module, Airbag, ABS, Tire pressure sensor, Engine controller, immobiliser module.

      Alot of codes are system level faults -- not really module faults. Currently, greater than 50% of all electronic parts replaced under warranty are due to dealer error. This covers programming gone bad (re-flash then pull the plug halfway through), misdiagnosis (fishing expiditions), extra christmas money (replacing parts for free warranty $$) and replacing a part just because there is a code in it (even though its a system fault not a module fault).

      Vehicles have become electricaly very complex over the last 10 years. Dealer technicans are already having a hard time keeping up with the limited number of vehicle models they are responsible for. Now, Imagine a mom and pop place that services every make and model. They would need a hell of a technician to be able to accuratly troubleshoot electrical issues on all cars and also be a mechanic. That easily sounds like a 100K a year job to me. But the mom and pop shop would want to compete with dealers so they would have to hire cheaper mechanics and expect more out of them.

      By allowing outside shops to service parts the auto makers will lose their ass in warranty costs. This directly effects the sticker price of a vehicle. So, in the end the consumer would end up paying for it.

    20. Re:"cheap" cars by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure of your email address...lol

      There is a U*ix version in the works. We have a USB connector avalible. email us at aa-beta@gencomplabs for more information.

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  8. GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Diagnostic codes should all be released; why give automakers a monopoly on repair.

  9. I have a Hyundai and all I can say is by marika · · Score: 1

    Damn you check engine light!

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    1. Re:I have a Hyundai and all I can say is by entrager · · Score: 1

      I too have a Hyundai (2002 Elantra GT), and I'm quite happy with it. I've put nearly 50,000 miles on it with only one problem ever. I had a check engine light come on last summer. I called the dealership which prompty offered to check the computer to find the problem for free. It turned out that it wasn't necessary because that night I was sitting behind a large vehicle at a light and I noticed that only one of my headlights was reflecting off of the bumper. I replaced the burnt-out bulb the next day and the check engine light turned off.

      Why the check engine light comes on when a headlight is burnt out is beyond me, but it did. I love my car, and I'm VERY happy with it. The dealership has been great when I've dealt with them (I had them do a recall repair and a brake pad replacement).

      I've already seen multiple posts about "cheap cars" with "bad warranties." I think the bottom line isn't the bad warranties but rather crappy dealerships. It's no secret that (in general) dealerships are filthy whores, but if there are good ones out there that aren't just trying to rip you off.

    2. Re:I have a Hyundai and all I can say is by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the Unix car jokes - if anything goes wrong, it pops up a ?

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  10. Why? by Kelz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The car companies make money doing service on your car (unless its under full warrenty), or commisioning other companies to fix your car. Its about lost profits.

    Me? If I see a check engine light in my car, I want to know what it is before I shell out $150 to get the "problem", if there is one, repaired.

    1. Re:Why? by amigabill · · Score: 1

      > The car companies make money doing service on your car

      OK, but what if there's no dealer for your brand nearby when you need it? Last November I went back "home" to visit my family for Thanksgiving, and my Honda Civic broke down. Guess what? The nearest Honda service center was 80 miles away. (I grew up in a small PA town full of people obsessed with "American made" stuff) I wasn't going to pay to tow my car 80 miles when there were a few small independent mechanics in town, and why should I have to? Just because Honda wants to be the only guys that can fix my car?

      Cars are too big/expensive shipping to send away for repair work, and they're way too expensive to consider disposable items like my Apex DVD players turned out to be. (After the third one in a year I gave up and bought a more expensive/less hackable brand) The codes should be available to these small town guys where there simply is no "official" brand service center available. While some may tell me to choose my next car purchase based on the one or two brand dealers/service centers near where I grew up, but that's silly, especially as certain independents do better work than some of the dopes/cons working at the dealers.

  11. Indeed by empaler · · Score: 1

    I was just about to post the exact same thing.
    It doesn't really hurt anyone that you're not allowed to tamper with your X-box, but a tonne worth of steel had better be working properly, and if the automakers can monopolize the maintenance of their cars, the price for that will soar, and if that happens, fewer people will maintain their cars properly. Duh.

  12. Or in other words... by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They are creating competition... If more service shops have these "codes" they are able to offer a better price than the dealership. This gives the consumer the choice of taking it there, having to pay less but also have less-experience machanics (for that particular model perhaps) work, or pay a slightly higher price and have the dealership do it. It creates a choice for the consumer rather than telling them they MUST go to the dealership to get it fixed.

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    1. Re:Or in other words... by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are still other ways for manufacturers to lock business into their dealerships. My father-in-law drives a Jetta with a horrible radio, and was told by an independent shop that a certain key is required (?) to remove the radio from the dash, and that he'd have to go to the dealer for that.

      Not only is he on his own to replace the piece of $hit radio and antenna built into his car, but he gets to pay dealer premium just to take the crap out! Has anybody else heard of this? It was news to me...

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    2. Re:Or in other words... by Mz6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes.. this is the same with my car. Although we have found a couple ways around it. They integrated the radio, climate controls, and the LCD display for everyhting into one circuit board. Therefore, to do anything aftermarket creates a HUGE PITA. Even some of the biggest aftermarket radio manufactuers (Scosche, Metra, etc..) refuse to make any parts. With the repair cost topping $300 it's no wonder why they don't because of the liability if it screws someone's system up.

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    3. Re:Or in other words... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depending on where you park the car, you could just leave it unlocked and someone will come along and remove the radio for you, free of charge!

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    4. Re:Or in other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but 3rd party mechanics being cheaper is what started this whole "repair code" thing in the first place.

    5. Re:Or in other words... by John+Hurliman · · Score: 1

      This is similar to printer manufacturers that want to keep their cartridge design proprietary and prevent third party cheap refill vendors from selling alternatives. I guess cars are something lawmakers can understand.

    6. Re:Or in other words... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Special key", huh? That's what I call my Dremel. {whiiiiirrrr}

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    7. Re:Or in other words... by guinsu · · Score: 1

      96-98 Honda Civics with keyless entry had the same problem. To put an aftermarket head unit in, installers would push the stock head unit behind the dash or put it under a seat so the keyless entry still worked. Luckily Honda stopped this practice in 99.

    8. Re:Or in other words... by kuroth · · Score: 5, Informative

      > My father-in-law drives a Jetta with a horrible radio, and was told by an independent shop that a
      > certain key is required (?) to remove the radio from the dash, and that he'd have to go to the
      > dealer for that.

      The tool for this is widely available, and it doesn't cost that much. If the stereo shop your father went to doesn't have one, he should find a different stereo shop.

      Here.

    9. Re:Or in other words... by eXtro · · Score: 1

      Have you just asked your dealer to loan you the key? Mine leant me one no questions asked.

    10. Re:Or in other words... by jerkychew · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't blame the auto dealerships, blame your father-in-law for not knowing how to do a Google search for the answer. Any stereo installation shop will have the tool you need. I had to remove my stock Ford stereo yesterday, and instead of the "special tool" I jused a coat hanger.

    11. Re:Or in other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [Nothing more follows this line. Arguably, nothing much preceded it either.]

      No argument here.

    12. Re:Or in other words... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Has anybody else heard of this? It was news to me...

      That's standard automotive practice. The manufacturers claim that it's to ensure only trained personnel work on the vehicles "for your safety". But even the dealers bitch about it, because they have to buy new expensive tools from their supplier on a regular basis.

      Since automobile dealerships are franchises, the manufacturer doesn't make any direct money from these dealer-only repairs. But I bet they make a heck of a lot of money from tool sales and training from their captive franchises.

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    13. Re:Or in other words... by Buran · · Score: 2, Informative

      A lot of people actually do like the newer VW radios, but of course, that's just individual opinion. As for the removal tool:

      Actually, in new VWs, you can build the removal tool from an old credit card. Go to forums.vwvortex.com and search for "radio removal tool" and you'll find instructions and even photos.

      However, he may want to keep the original radio around and put it in before going to the dealer in case he ever does have to - they won't hook their scanner up to cars with aftermarket stereos because a lot of installers don't hook them up right, the tool can be fried if this happens, and they just can't count on it being done right.

      If he really does want to do this, and it's a '99.5 or newer, put up a reply, I'm happy to try and help.

      Or there's always ebay!

      VW nut and proud of it. :)

    14. Re:Or in other words... by rk2z · · Score: 1

      You can modify a pioneer set of "keys" to get it out. They are about 3 inches long and about 1/16th of an inch wide by 1/4 inch high. They depress a clip on each side of the radio, you can then pull it out. My friend that does car stereo installs showed me how to do this this. But if you have the factory amp you screwed unless you want to rewire the whole car.

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    15. Re:Or in other words... by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      He should find a more competent installer.

      VW's are easy to work on; VW is quite open with their specs, including the computerized stuff... you can have all kinds of fun reprogramming your jetta.

      I believe the custom tool he needs can be built for about $5.

    16. Re:Or in other words... by Keeper · · Score: 2, Informative

      In factory radios these days, you need to enter a "key" into the radio after it loses power before it will function again. It is a theft deterrant. The independent shop can't do anything without the key, because after they plug everything back in they'd have no way of testing it.

      Your in-law should have gotten the key when he took delivery of the car from the dealership. However, the dealership should be able to look up the key if it gets lost.

    17. Re:Or in other words... by Wells2k · · Score: 1

      This used to be the same way with Ford vehicles (heck, it might still be...who knows) When I decided I wanted to upgrade the crappy radio in my 91 Explorer, I went down to the dealership and asked if I could borrow their tool to pop it out real quick...they had no problem with this, and even showed me how. Sometimes you just have to go to the right place, and for a dealership to do something as simple as this gives them good customer satisfaction, which means that the customer will very likely return for repeat business.

    18. Re:Or in other words... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Gee, thanks for not mentioning the make/model of your car.

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    19. Re:Or in other words... by prog-guru · · Score: 1

      Or just google, I learned GM theftlock is the build date of the car (like 699 for june 99, or similar).

      The original poster makes it sound like he needs a physical key to remove the radio.

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    20. Re:Or in other words... by joshki · · Score: 1

      Tell your dad to go to tdiclub.com and do a search on radio removal. The radio can be fairly easily removed, you just need some plastic strips cut in the right shape, I don't recall exactly how it's done at the moment. However, don't forget if you do remove the radio and replace it, your warranty is essentially void, as VW dealers will refuse to hook up their diagnostic machines to the car. :) Lots of fun -- I love my diesel, but I sure wish I could get something other than a VW...

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    21. Re:Or in other words... by darkfire5252 · · Score: 1

      I used to work as a mobile installer, this is common practice. All ford radios, most BMW, most Jettas, these all require keys. If the shop you went to doesn't carry these, don't ever get something installed there. The keys ARE avalible to car stereo stores.

      Another common practice to make radios harder to replace (and therefore making the consumer upgrade to a $500 option just to get a CD player and not a tape player) is to tie in other vital functions of the car into the same housing. Newer (2002ish and up) GM radios can control such things as the buzzer that lets you know when your keys are inside, the dome light, etc. The only way around it is to not actually replace your head unit, just to relocate it, which is a huge pain and will cost you more at a shop.

    22. Re:Or in other words... by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      No. The mechanics pay for their own tools in about 90% of all shops. They don't buy from the dealer or the manufacturer, they buy from places like Snap-On or in some cases make the damn tool themselves. You should see some of the weirdass one-use tools my dad has.

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    23. Re:Or in other words... by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you're trying to be humorous, but in case you aren't - look at his username, and his website.

    24. Re:Or in other words... by cheekyboy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Just go there with a paintball gun, but replace the paint with corrosive metal eating/paint eating liquids, and fire that onto their $50k cars at 4am at 100foot distance, if your feeling nasty that is, and if they have no cameras, (though you could cover your plate 2 blocks down)

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    25. Re:Or in other words... by DownTownMT · · Score: 1

      Same here, I used to have a 2000 ford escort ZX2. Needed a "special tool" to take out the radio, I just used two 3" nails.

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    26. Re:Or in other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just removed mine the other day to fix a loose connection in the back. I have a 1994 Jetta. The 1993-1999 1/2 Jettas are substantially similar. On the front of the radio you will see four small holes in each of the corners. To remove the radio you must insert a small screwdriver (or metal coat hanger) into each of the holes and press in untill you hear a click or feel the screwdriver slide in further. The screwdrivers will stay once you put them in, so you can insert them one at a time (you must have a screwdriver in each hole). Once they are all inserted you can just "pinch" the radio with the screwdrivers and pull it out. It is very easy. The only downside is that you must have the code for the radio from the dealer, otherwise you will not be able to activate it again after the unit loses power. You should be able to remove the unit without it loosing power since the power cord is connected in the back and has enough slack for you to take the unit out of the dashboard before disconnecting it.

    27. Re:Or in other words... by Otto · · Score: 1

      On most of those cars, you actually program the key in yourself. Read the manual. If you lose the key and need the thing unlocked, the dealer has to call a number they have to get a computer to tell them what the master code for that VIN is.

      This has started to get too expensive though, so a lot of 2000 and up radios are hooked into the car's onboard data network. At start time, they query the BCM for the VIN of the car, and check that against what they think their VIN is supposed to be. If they match, it works. This provides the same theft protection (radio don't work in another car) without having to remember/find the codes and such when the radio loses power.

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    28. Re:Or in other words... by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      My father-in-law drives a Jetta with a horrible radio, and was told by an independent shop that a certain key is required (?) to remove the radio from the dash, and that he'd have to go to the dealer for that.

      That is pure, unadulterated, bunk. I own two Jettas ('97 GLX and '01 GLX, for those who care), and have replaced both of the stock radios with nice Alpine head units. The "special key" is nothing more than a pair of U-shaped keys that I bought at Autozone for $3. You stick the keys in either side of the radio, wiggle 'em around a little, and pull. Presto-chango (with the help of a harness adapter), I've got CD/MP3 capability and much nicer sound in my cars.

      Here's an example. This kit is much more than you need (and a LOT more expensive), but the U-keys on the left are all you need.

      FWIW, I also used these keys on my Mom's Ford Ficus, to take a look at the in-dash cd changer which had a broken gear. She ultimately had to take it to the dealer for warranty repair, but at least I was able to tell her what was wrong before she went in to argue with them.

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    29. Re:Or in other words... by jargoone · · Score: 1

      You can get the tool even cheaper than that. Use a coathanger. Cost: a replacement coathanger.

    30. Re:Or in other words... by Tower · · Score: 1

      To add to the wealth of info on this topic, many places (like Crutchfield) provide the tools free when you purchase the replacement head unit from them. Most shops that sell/install car stereo equipment will have them (try an Ultimate Electronics, Best Buy, Frys, etc.). Many will let you use them to remove the radio from your car if you have bought anything from them, some even if you haven't.

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    31. Re:Or in other words... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the "special key" needed to remove my stereo... 2 U-shaped pieces of metal that can be made out of a metal clothes-hanger :D
      They sell them at Walmart for like 7-8 bucks....

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  13. codes aren't available? by DoctorDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Excuse me a second. But aren't the diagnostic codes already available if you shell out the money for the aftermarket code readers? And don't just about all of the better auto fixit shops have the code readers? Heck even JCWhitney catalog carries code readers for all but the newest models. So how exactly is congress making the car companies release these codes something that is "new" and something worth wasting my taxpayer money for?

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    1. Re:codes aren't available? by velo_mike · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Excuse me a second. But aren't the diagnostic codes already available if you shell out the money for the aftermarket code readers?

      They used to be. A family friend who turns wrenches for the local Chrysler dealer was telling us that now they hook the car up to the computer, it sends the trouble code data to detroit, and an "engineer" in detroit sends the fix back to the dealership. They don't even release the codes to the local mechanics, as they would rather not have a mechanic open his own shop with the codes.

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    2. Re:codes aren't available? by phantomsword · · Score: 2, Informative

      My understading of the matter is this: The ODBII (onboard diagnostic ___ 2) codes are required to be on cars sold in the US. This means that anyone can buy a code reader and read the ODBII codes off their car. However, the ODBII codes are not as useful as the OEM codes (standard was set in the 90s, I believe) and the issue here is about the availability of the OEM codes. I worked for a small private garage for a while, and while they did specialize in porsches, the computer was only available from porsche and it was a 6 figure pricetag. I believe that the Ford computer is in the 6 figure range aswell.

      This is just my understanding of things though, I have been wrong before and I'd put money on it happening again.

    3. Re:codes aren't available? by phantomsword · · Score: 1

      whoops, forgot half of my thought. The computer was needed for newer cars ~2000+ if I am remembering things correctly

    4. Re:codes aren't available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought the Davis CarChip for $179 and can read darn near every code. I've saved myself and some buds lots of cash. One time we did a google on the make/model/error code and we knew exactly what it was (gas cap). The CarChip will also clear the error code for ye.

    5. Re:codes aren't available? by Uncle_Destroy · · Score: 0

      For Chrysler vehicles through the mid 1990s, you didn't even need a scanner to get codes: Start with the ignition off. Within five seconds, switch the key on, off, on, off, on. (On is *not* start!) The "check engine" light will flash. Count the flashes Each code is a two digit code, so a (for example) 23 would be FLASH FLASH (pause) FLASH FLASH FLASH (loong pause) More here: http://www.allpar.com/fix/80s-codes.html

  14. Hood welded shut? by suso · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So in a sense people are already buying cars with their hoods welded shut.

    1. Re:Hood welded shut? by cmstremi · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the gas cap welded shut too, so there's no chance that it is left loose?

    2. Re:Hood welded shut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So in a sense people are already buying cars with their hoods welded shut.

      That's fine for me. The last thing I need to be doing is messing around under the hood of a $30,000 car when I have no idea what I'm doing. I let a professional 19 year old auto service guy do that. ROFL.

    3. Re:Hood welded shut? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      This has always been the case, even before computer chips hit cars. Car manufacturers generally create proprietary components, which in and of themselves can be easily acquired after market -BUT require special tools to install. So the private mom & pop garage have to shell out a couple hundred bucks for a special tool - guess who pays for it? The only difference now is that they are using this proprietary information on computer chips.

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    4. Re:Hood welded shut? by questionlp · · Score: 1

      One of Volvo's concept cars, for "women", has an unopenable hood and only has basic openings for gas and user-refillable fluids (like windshield wiper fliud).

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3528757.stm

    5. Re:Hood welded shut? by Kiyooka · · Score: 1

      We gotta open source this ("midnight") black box! : ) Engines want to be free!

  15. Do you want an AMATEUR working on your vehicle ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I might be happy for a basement-dwelling Lunix hacker to fix my PC, since my life does not depend on it. Howver, I would rather go to a franchised dealer to get my automobile repaired, since if it goes wrong, I MIGHT DIE.


    Sure openness has its place, but do we really want just ANYONE to be able to fix our cars ?

  16. Not too puzzling. by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.

    It's easy. How many of them do you think own a car and use it frequently? Okay, now how many of them do you think own an XBox and use it frequently? It's something they're just not familiar with.

    They KNOW it's a good thing for people to be able to repair their own cars. How many do you think know what an XBox is, why people would want to mod it, etc? If they have no idea why someone would want to do something, they can't really make an informed decision on it.

    Go ahead and write them, comparing the two, inform them a bit and maybe you'll see a difference in their attitudes when they're more informed.
    1. Re:Not too puzzling. by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's easy. How many of them do you think own a car and use it frequently? Okay, now how many of them do you think own an XBox and use it frequently? It's something they're just not familiar with.
      I suspect they are quite aware of what an XBox is, or can find out quickly via their staff if they need to. I also suspect they know the difference between a tiny community that wants to hack XBoxen for something cool to do... And a large community whose very livelihood is threatened and who may end up on the welfare rolls and not paying business taxes if the auto codes are not opened up.
      Go ahead and write them, comparing the two, inform them a bit and maybe you'll see a difference in their attitudes when they're more informed.
      It's fascinating how many people in this thread have insisted that this is true, that XBox mods are auto codes are the same thing... Yet not one is able to marshal an arguement that supports this claim.
    2. Re:Not too puzzling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked in the goverment sector for a substatial fraction of my career. You would be amazed at the number of senior govt employees who have their adminstrative assistants print their e-mail and transcribe their responses back into email.

      The average ./er way overestimates the average congressperson's familiarity with technology

  17. traditional trades garner more "respect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The problem is that Congress didn't grow up with the IT business, but they all knew the guy who owned the gas station on the corner. It is conceptually easier for a congressman to comprehend the needs of the local auto repair shop back home, than the needs of the geeks in his home district trying to run an IT business.

    This does provide an opportunity to educate Congress by showing them that the needs of both professions with respect the DMCA (and other horrors) are basically very similar at heart.

  18. Huge difference by TechnoWeeniePas · · Score: 1

    The real difference is that you dont have to reverse engineer your car to get the codes. They are freely given to you via existing output ports in the engine compartment or under your dash. The only thing they are trying to do is make the output of these ports open information. They arent saying that it is ok to go in and reverse engineer your cars computer to hack in faster acceleration or higher horsepower (although on some cars that can be done).

  19. Double Standards in Government? Wow! by Seth+Cohn · · Score: 2, Informative
    Who would have ever guessed that Government would take one side of the issue, and then at the same time, take the other?...

    Oh wait... it's about money... that's right.
    The RIAA versus the people: the RIAA has the money.
    The Car Makers versus the people: The Car Makers have the money.

    It's not about principle, it's about money.

    There is only one way to fix this: get GOVERNMENT out of the way. Politicians will ALWAYS be bought and sold, unless they lack the power to do anything in the first place. If they couldn't pass a law in the first place, nobody would pay them to pass a law (or ignore a law).

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    1. Re:Double Standards in Government? Wow! by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Great job turning an article about vehicle codes legislation into a political statement.
      Oh, wait, this is Slashdot!

    2. Re:Double Standards in Government? Wow! by jnicholson · · Score: 1
      The RIAA versus the people: the RIAA has the money.
      The Car Makers versus the people: The Car Makers have the money.
      The on the RIAA's side in the first and the people's side on the second. It's not only about money, it's also about comprehension, as another poster said.
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    3. Re:Double Standards in Government? Wow! by Seth+Cohn · · Score: 1

      It's been YEARS now, and this sort of legislation is still not passed. Hmm... why not... Because the Car Makers have the money and don't want it passed.

      That was my point. Sorry, I must not have made it clear.

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  20. Thats an easy answer by haplo21112 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Because cars have always been, and remain one of the last bastions of the DIY'er. Its expected that most people have at least some small ability to diagnose and repair thier own car. The car makers have been taking that ability away inch by inch the car-codes problem is just the most obvious outward evidense of the problem.

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    1. Re:Thats an easy answer by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Is that really true?
      It was true on my previous cars, but on my latest one, which I have now owned for 13 years, there are very few owner-repairable things in and around the engine. No carburetor, no distributor cap, no breaker points, no adjustable valve timings, no ignition adjustments, etc etc. It does not seem a recent development.

      A couple of months ago it would not start. After some analysis I found the fuel pump would not come on, but I never really figured out why. And neither did the repair shop, but unfortunately they insisted that it was caused by a defect in the fuse box and wanted to replace it. That fixed it, but I think it most likely was just a loose connector.

    2. Re:Thats an easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are very few owner-repairable things in and around the engine. No carburetor, no distributor cap, no breaker points, no adjustable valve timings, no ignition adjustments, etc etc.

      All of that stuff is replaced with something. The new stuff is more difficult but not beyond our comprehension. We just haven't figured it out yet because we became distracted with things like XBoxes.

  21. Kia's warranty is disingenuous by macshune · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a little bit off-topic, but one reason why young folks buy Kia's and Hyundais is because of the extra-long warranty period, 10 years, I think. A quote from the article helps me to realize that Kia's warranty is probably fraught with small-print and legalese that helps them to cover their butts with their decade-long warranty.

    "Instead of explaining anything to me they just pull out a warranty sheet with a highlighted portion indicating that they don't cover Check Engine light problems."

    They don't cover check engine light problems? I can see, on one hand, why they wouldn't do this (money-wise), but on the other, it's not very nice to offer someone what is evidentally perceived to be a blanket warranty for the whole car and then charge for small repairs. I think that Kia and other similar, low-cost automakers should be more forthcoming in their commercials about their warranties.

    1. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      Ever get the feeling that any unknown error = "Check Engine Light"?

      I don't know about the import car crowd, but my 2003 Mercury has a "Check Gas Cap" light too...

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    2. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by entrager · · Score: 1

      I just posted this on another thread, but it belongs here too. Last summer my check engine light came on because a headlight was burnt-out. What kind of crap is that? "I checked the engine, and it's fine."

    3. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      The 10 year warranty only covers powertrain components. Basically anything inside the long block, tranny, and solid chunks of metal rods making up the driveshafts. Properly maintained these don't fail too often. Things not covered would include intake, exhaust, electrical, emissions, etc. These are the places where failures typically occur and are only covered under the 5 year/60K mile warranty.

    4. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The check engine light is basically the "GPF" of the auto world. "Something is wrong, but it would take way to long to explain it to you and there's nothing you can do about it right now anyway..."

      I had a jeep once that it turns out was hardwired to have it's "check engine" light turn on at 85,000 miles on the odometer - No Matter What. This was covered in the owner's pamphlet (I refuse to call it a manual, those are those telephone-book sized things). The reason for it? There was an oxygen sensor in the exhaust pipe that they claim they can't tell if it's failing or not since it's *supposed* to be registering zero most of the time. It's used to help calibrate the fuel mixture - the mixture should be just barely rich enough that there is no leftover oxygen in the exhaust, and no richer. Anyway, they claimed that 85,000 miles was the first point at which the oxygen sensor *might* start to fail, so they just automatically put the light on at 85,000 to make you go in to replace the sensor whether it needs it or not. It's a five minute job you should be able to do yourself, except that you need the magic computer codes to tell the car's computer to turn off the damn engine light, and so you *must* take it to a licensed mechanic that has the computer link for that and the super-secret code from the company.

      That felt like I was getting ripped off, and it astonished me that it was legal. (Making the light go on at 85,000 because they can't tell when the sensor will go bad - that I can understand and agree with - but forcing you to use an expensive mechanic just to turn the f-ing thing off - that was extortion, plain and simple.

      (And you *do* have to get the light to turn off, because of the "boy who cried wolf" problem - you don't want to be in a situation where your check engine light is no longer believable.)

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    5. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      This is becoming more and more like Ken Thompson's "?" light!

    6. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      In California, when you start the car the check engine light must go on briefly (to show it's working) and then stay off throughout the remainder of a smog test, or you fail, you have to pay for the test even though you don't get the certificate, and you can't register your vehicle until you get it to pass a smog check - which means making that light go off.

      I'm thinking about making a kit that does that when you start the car, though... I bet it would sell very nicely. There's probably lots of cars out there that will pass emissions but are throwing a code. Of course, I'd have to sell it "for off-road use only"...

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    7. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by DaveJay · · Score: 1

      One of my old 80s VWs had a similar issue -- the check engine light came on (around 70,000 or so, can't remember exactly) and I did a lot of digging around (no money for a dealer visit).

      Finally, my local garage guy (who once fixed, with a $20 part and ten minutes labor, an overheating problem that other mechanics couldn't solve after several visits and several hundred dollars down the drain) told me in broken english that was an automatic light for that mileage to indicate timing belt replacement.

      I checked the owner's manual, and sure enough, that was the mileage at which the timing belt was supposed to be replaced -- so I had him do the belt (for pennies versus the dealer estimate) and reset the light. He even showed me the button.

      FWIW, VWs are too troublesome to own without a golden mechanic like that in your back pocket -- but boy, they're great cars if you know someone who fixes 'em cheap.

    8. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      what year/model of jeep?
      ive never found a jeep that you could not do everything wholly yourself, including turn off the check engine light.....

      jeeps are wonderful (minus the liberty), even when you consider they are more car-like and computerized to hell these days.

    9. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by fred911 · · Score: 1

      disingenuous? Possibly. Or (more likely) you didn't read the warranty. Neither have I but, most likely you have "bumper to bumper" coverage for 3 years or 36k. After that you have coverage of moving and lubercated parts contained in the engine, drivetrain and transmission, aside from fed emission protection.

      The above requires you to provide and doccument required major and minor service intervals on all systems at your cost.

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    10. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      the "bumper to bumper" warranty is 5 years/60K miles on Kias and Hyundais

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    11. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the idea, I disabled my Daytime Running Lights a while back, and now I know what do with the left over controller.

  22. Here we go ... by nbvb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's all part of the same racket.

    Here in good 'ol New Joisey, any 'newer' car (I believe '96 or newer) gets a computer test instead of the rod-up-the-tailpipe test. If your check-engine light is on, you automatically fail the test -- they won't even plug into the computer.

    If it's not on, they read the codes in your engine, and if everything is OK, you pass the smog test.

    Now, do you smell a racket here or what?

    State inspection: free. Inspection at a "PIF" (Private inspection facility): $75.

    Isn't it in your mechanic's interest to conveniently have that irritating-yet-not-telling-you-anything check engine light go on, so you have to bring it back to be inspected for $75?

    Grr... just another screw-job.

    1. Re:Here we go ... by SnowDeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was always nice how easy it was to "disable" the bulb behind the check engine light on my old camaro...

    2. Re:Here we go ... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      "Isn't it in your mechanic's interest to conveniently have that irritating-yet-not-telling-you-anything check engine light go on, so you have to bring it back to be inspected for $75?"

      Maybe I'm missing your point (as I often do) but if your check engine light is on don't take it to get the emmision inspection until the light problem is resolved.

      This goes back to finding a mechanic you can trust. This hasn't changed any because of technology, their have always been honest and dishonest mechanics. Find a good one and stick with it. Maybe a little self education is good too.

      Like knowing to tighetn you gas cap....

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    3. Re:Here we go ... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here in good 'ol New Joisey, any 'newer' car (I believe '96 or newer) gets a computer test instead of the rod-up-the-tailpipe test. If your check-engine light is on, you automatically fail the test -- they won't even plug into the computer.

      That's because the 'check engine light' indicates an emissions problem, 99% of the time. Therefore if it is turned on, your emissions system is not performing to spec and you will not even be tested until the problem is resolved.

      Now, do you smell a racket here or what?

      No?

      Isn't it in your mechanic's interest to conveniently have that irritating-yet-not-telling-you-anything check engine light go on, so you have to bring it back to be inspected for $75?

      Why are you blaming the automotive technician for a problem with your car?

      Grr... just another screw-job.

      I am totally missing your point. If you don't trust your auto tech, find a good one. There are directories available on the net of certified technicians that are honest. One is called iTAN I think, check google.

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    4. Re:Here we go ... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      The more and more I think about it the more I feel the need for /. to have a "-1 tinfoil-hat" rating. This is not directed at the parent directly ut has been an idea I have been thinking about for a long time, this post just brought it to a head.

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    5. Re:Here we go ... by mrtrumbe · · Score: 1
      That's because the 'check engine light' indicates an emissions problem, 99% of the time. Therefore if it is turned on, your emissions system is not performing to spec and you will not even be tested until the problem is resolved.

      Nonsense.

      Go read over the other comments in this thread. Or RTFA. The girl in the article went to the dealer over ten times for a "check engine" light. What was the problem every time? A loose gas cap. Does that sound like an emmissions problem to you?

      Or this comment. Does a burned out headlight sound like an emissions problem to you?

      I'm sure your 99% figure was just a convenient exaggeration to make your point, but it doesn't even come close to matching reality. Most "check engine" lights come on when ANY sensor in the engine indicates ANY sign of error. Unlike you, I won't pretend to know the amount of "check engine" errors that are actually emissions problems, but I can assure you it is no where near 100%.

      I (mostly) agree with the grandparent.

      Taft

    6. Re:Here we go ... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are right, the check engine light can indicate a myriad of problems, not just emissions. My 99% figure was an indication of the most common reason it comes on. Yes, the gas cap being loose is an emissions problem, because the gas cap must remain tight for the emissions system to work properly. I did RTFA, and in the case of this girl and her *KIA* POS, there was likely some other problem related to the gas tank/cap or emissions system.

      However, I don't see a problem with an emissions testing (smog testing) facility telling you to get the check engine light looked into before they will bother testing the car, due to the high number of times that indicator comes on for emissions problems.

      I have many friends who are honest/awesome automotive technicians, and I can tell you half the people being rated highly on this discussion have not clue one when it comes to automotive repair. Witness the number of people here who think having someone read the code as being a way to let you fix the car by throwing parts at it...

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    7. Re:Here we go ... by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but see, the problem is that there are SO many conditions that can cause a SES light...

      Like, my car, if one of the daytime running lamps (which are NOT part of the state inspection) is out, the light goes on. If the gas cap is loose, it's on. If you get a single misfire in a cylinder, it's on.

      Now, a misfire is (typically) indicative of a problem, typically an over-rich condition, but even still - a single misfire can happen and will cause a SES light.

      I shouldn't have to fail inspection because the vehicle misfired once.

      Now, I'm not saying all mechanics are sharks, far from it, but if you don't think there's a few out there who'll loosen Grandma's gas cap so she has to bring it in for the inspection, you're naive.

      This is New Joisey, home of Tony Soprano and all. :)

  23. Impossible to keep secret... by blueZ3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know that many cars already come with OBD II compliant ports (http://www.obdii.com/) and there are interfaces out there to hook your laptop to the OBD port and check the engine management software. Indeed there are tools to remap the engine software that use the same OBD port (I've installed this on my BMW)

    Given that this type of standardized interface exists, and that tools for "exploiting" it are readily available and fairly cheap, I don't see how it would be possible to keep this information (error codes and the like) secret.

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    1. Re:Impossible to keep secret... by cmstremi · · Score: 1

      My last car (1999 Ford Explorer -- pile of shit. As sturdy as a soaking wet Oreo) would blink out the codes with the check engine light. It blinked (if memory serves) "37" for a while and I took it in. Something to do with the 4WD was fucked and they wouldn't fix it under warranty. So blink-blink-blink.... 50,000 miles later it still blinked away. Didn't really need the 4WD after I moved to Phoenix, anyway.

    2. Re:Impossible to keep secret... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are standard OBDII codes and then there are vendor-specific codes. The standardized ones are not the problem. It is the vendor-specific ones that are. Many of them have been reverse engineered, but some of them can not be without doing significant damage to the vehicle. In any case reverse engineering should not be necessary. The information should be publically available and not locked up in some sort of non-disclosure agreement.

      I can see one problem with any such legislation - where is the line drawn between publicly described codes and internal-system-debugging codes? Should the vendors be required to disclose even those codes of dubious, or even dangerous, value? Maybe they will start putting the equivalent of a password on them. In which case how do we know they are't passwording the "good stuff?"

    3. Re:Impossible to keep secret... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Indeed there are tools to remap the engine software that use the same OBD port (I've installed this on my BMW)

      Ironically, BMW is one of the worst OEM's when it comes to sharing information with independent technicians. Volvo is also, or so I've read.

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    4. Re:Impossible to keep secret... by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Given that this type of standardized interface exists, and that tools for "exploiting" it are readily available and fairly cheap, I don't see how it would be possible to keep this information (error codes and the like) secret.

      You are misinformed.
      ODBII is only a pathetic subset of what it should be.

      "remapping" the engine is done via the ODBII port, but it's completely manufacturer-specfic and proprietary.
      Other proprietary things include, ABS, climate controls, etc. All of that stuff you need a special manufacturer-specfic computer for.

      You might be lucky and own a car where a 3rd party, reverse-engineered solution exsists, but many people aren't, and it's quite possible to keep things secret.

      Seriously, all you need to do is use crypto, and keep the key on the same silicon as the processor, and presto, "you're fucked". At least unless you're a grad student at a university with a nanotech facility.

      Personally, I'm in the process of reverse engineering the ECU for my '86 Mazda RX-7. Luckily, in those days, RAM, ROM, and CPU were all seperate chips. If the ECU in my car was using a modern processor with some built-in storage and code-protection features, there wouldn't be crap I could do.

      In a few years, it's quite possible cracking the code on an ECU could become as difficult as cracking a smartcard. It's already difficult enough that for certain new cars like the RX-8, tuners are going with additional "piggyback" computers, rather than attempting to work with what's there. Mazda has the capability to re-flash the ECU, but you don't, and you many never depending on what security features they've chosen to include. IIRC BMW has just changed the proprietary codes on some of their cars as well.....

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    5. Re:Impossible to keep secret... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      FWIW, there are some SAE standards that cover this stuff, but it seems to only be the heavy vehicles that use them. The car/consumer applications still use proprietary codes over standardized interfaces.

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    6. Re:Impossible to keep secret... by athet · · Score: 1

      I transplanted a '98 Camaro V6 powertrain into my 1973 postal jeep and can attest to the utility of OBDII scantools. I got mine for the Palm platform from Auterra and it lets you record up to 5 channels of data from the engine control module (PCM) (like throttle position, measured airflow, coolant temp, fuel trims both short and long term, engine speed, vehicle speed, o2 sensor readings, and any check engine light codes). You can record an hour of data on 5 channels and export it in spreadsheet-compatible style and then make cool graphs. "47mph, 5720rpm and the speed trace has quite a bump for a second." "Is that wheelspin on the 1-2 upshift?" "You didn't hear the tires?" They come up all the time on ebay for $100-150. This, with a wiring diagram for the Camaro, let me reverse engineer the sensor values that the PCM was looking for so it thought "hey, I must be back in a Camaro, all systems are within (not always public) specs..." Most of this information is available in the vehicle's service manual from the manufacturer, but the kind of stuff that I did is a little outside normal maintenance. Fun though. The aftermarket tools don't have quite the functionality of the ubercool $3000 TechII scantool from GM that I got to play with, but OBDII is a public spec that is REQUIRED on all post '95 vehicles. (and allows for the last x seconds of data before a crash to be recorded, so make sure you get your blackbox from the smoking remains after you run over that busload of nuns.)

  24. Why you should be able to fix your own car by joshmccormack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People just depend too much on their cars, and there's too much of a tradition of allowing people to have their cars fixed as they'd like them to be, to allow car manufacturers the right to restrict access. It's something people feel strongly about.

    The days of the common man being able to modify and repair their own car seem to be coming to a close. Cars are made of too many different metals that are not as easily worked with as steel, and there are too many electronics and computers. But even so, manufacturers trying to put a strangle hold on repair shops to make them be registered and have the proper codes is just wrong.

    Why shouldn't you be allowed to use your XBOX how you'd like, and Congres is trying to protect your right to use your car how you choose? Well, I'm not so sure you should be so restricted, maybe Congress should have said something earlier, but if you like the idea of being able to use whatever you buy, this is something to get behind.

  25. Car = Xbox, in 30 years by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that the greybeards in Congress remember when they could work on their own cars, before all the computerization and emission-control crap was added. So they sympathize with owners who "want to be able to fix their own cars, but the newfangled ones are too '1337."
    This contrasts with computers and technology, because the members of Congress never knew how it worked, so of course there's no reason to open the hood, to extend the metaphor. "Computers? Well, them's crazy things, you better ask my 9 year old nephew... take it apart? Why, you'll probably break it anyway!"

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    1. Re:Car = Xbox, in 30 years by Trillan · · Score: 1

      It's a nice theory, but I think the difference might be that one is a dispoable consumer device and the other is an XBOX.

      ...gosh, now I'm confused too.

    2. Re:Car = Xbox, in 30 years by trenton · · Score: 1

      Good point, but by your logic, shouldn't xboxes in 30 years be like cars of today? If the experience with the thing (car, technology) when you're growing up decides how open you want to make it, when people who grew up with IT are in congress (starting to happening now), they should make IT more open.

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  26. I returned a new car after three strikes... by the_rajah · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was before the lemon laws. The problem was that the car would just quit, right in the middle of driving down the interstate or wherever. After a few minutes you could restart it. After the third trip to the dealership failed to find the problem, I "revoked my acceptance" of the product, just like it was a bad hair drier I took back to Walmart. The dealer sputtered and argued for a while, but I got my money back and took it down the road and bought a different brand. It didn't take me 12 tries.

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    1. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by ilsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      They didn't tell you to open and close all the Windows before restarting?

      They didn't try to reinstall the car's operating system?

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    2. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by Sparr0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      glad to see someone else has read the UCC. lemon laws are redundant, the UCC provides just about every right that consumers need. you should see the guys at video game stores when i return games :)

    3. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by tx_kanuck · · Score: 1

      UCC? what's this, and where can I find more info on it?

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    4. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by Sparr0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Uniform Commercial Code is a set of state laws that almost every state has enacted in a pretty similar form. They detail the rights of consumers and merchants when dealing with each other in just about every way.

    5. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly do you say? I just returned a music product I couldn't even run because of the copy protection, but they wouldn't give me my money back, they would only give me a store credit.

    6. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That page makes no sense. I went through lots of pages there and all I see are definition after definiton of what words mean in the law, but not actual LAW itself.

      Damnit... it pisses me off that they write law in such a way that only a lawyer can understand it! Why the hell should I be governed by laws I can't even understand!

    7. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by This+is+outrageous! · · Score: 1
      lemon laws are redundant, the UCC provides just about every right that consumers need

      What is the point of saying this? Sounds like you're saying that more consumer protection laws hurt even if (or especially if?) they are redundant. What's so inherently bad about them?

      Can you point to the "UCC" equivalent of this article, which just saved me $1000 (cylinder head replacement)?

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    8. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      It is a little hard to navigate the page, but once you get to the law its actually a lot more straightforward than most legal documents.

      Click my link, then click the "Article 2" link. Then click the little + next to 'U.C.C. - ARTICLE 2 - SALES' (the article that covers most of what we are talking about here), and then the + next to 'PART 6.BREACH, REPUDIATION AND EXCUSE'. Now you want to click the " 2-608. Revocation of Acceptance in Whole or in Part." link. Then, in pretty plain english you have:

      (1) The buyer may revoke his acceptance of a lot or commercial unit whose non-conformity substantially impairs its value to him if he has accepted it
      (b) without discovery of such non-conformity if his acceptance was reasonably induced either by the difficulty of discovery before acceptance or by the seller's assurances.

      Which, among other things, says that if the claims on the box (which the seller is legally claiming to be true by displaying it) arent true then you can return the product. UT2004 is supposed to have voice recognition (so you can 'talk' to the bots) but it doesnt work in linux, leaving me an easy out if I decide that I dont like the game.

    9. Re:I returned a new car after three strikes... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      for a music product, point out the CD logo and tell them it doesnt conform to the CD standard. if you feel like it bring a copy of the standard. a copy of the UCC as enacted by your state would be handy as well. gently remind the store of their legal obligations, drop hints about a lawsuit.

  27. Reverse engineering legal? by October_30th · · Score: 1
    Reverse engineering is still legal?

    I thought DMCA made it illegal.

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    1. Re:Reverse engineering legal? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      " Reverse engineering is still legal?

      I thought DMCA made it illegal."


      Reverse engineering software that is intentionally scrambled is still illegal. This is more like "what does this number mean?", I doubt that qualifies as DMCA.

  28. If you're that bothered about the code by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Go buy one of the many, many aftermarket products that do exactly what is this. Interface with te cars serial port, and display in colorful graphics on your laptop or Palm, exactly what the particular code(s) means.

    Anywhere in price from $80 to several thousand. AutoTap is probably the best midrange one, at $200-300.

    Now...if you lack the skill to put a gas cap on correctly, these may not help you.

  29. Autozone checks engine codes for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Autozone (yes, Autozone of Linux fame) will check your car's engine codes for free. Except in California. Seems that the nanny state of California made this practice illegal at the behest of auto dealer lobbyists.

  30. All this data is available... by Otto · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... you just have to pay for it. One place you can get this sort of stuff, off the top of my head, is ALLDATA. There's many others, I'm sure.

    The info is out there and many of the car companies do indeed offer it. They just don't much advertise it. They're too busy making cars to be selling information about them. Don't chalk this up to malice so fast, is what I'm saying. Mark it down as stupidity instead. It seems more likely.

    --
    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
    1. Re:All this data is available... by beatleadam · · Score: 1

      ...They just don't much advertise it. They're too busy making cars to be selling information about them...

      It would seem like a lucrative market to "market" the information. Depends on where you point the marketing but magazines, tech web sites, car shows on TV etc are options. Why do we have to PAY for it though? It is your car after all. I understand having to pay for the tools and knowledge TO read it of course but beyond that is FUD.

      --
      I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. -- Hunter S. Thompson
    2. Re:All this data is available... by Otto · · Score: 1

      Well, it's also all listed in the service manuals. Unfortunately, you have to pay to get a copy of those too.

      It's not that the data isn't freely available, it's just that all the places where you can get it you have to pay for it. Of course, a lot of these codes are online. Search google for example...

      Should they include a full out service manual with the purchase of the car? That's debatable. I remember when I bought my C64 way back when, it came with a complete guide to actually programming the thing and had some of the system calls and such. You don't get anything similar with a PC.. You're lucky to get a 4 page glossy on setting the thing up.

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      - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
    3. Re:All this data is available... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Even ALLDATA doesn't have all the codes. The trouble codes are more or less freely available, they're found in the factory service manual. This is not what this bill is about. The bill is about all the other assorted manufacturer-only codes which you don't have access to. They are used by the manufacturer's scan tool to show information on sensors, switches, and so on. Anything the ECU or BCM knows can be read out on the scan tool. You can find out, for example, if the climate control head unit is asking for the A/C to be turned on.

      Your independent shop will have a code reader with modules which interface to the vehicle and which have a rom in them which contains a lookup table with trouble codes and their descriptions. That's all it does. It usually IS enough to get the check engine light to shut off, but it is usually NOT enough to diagnose a drivability problem that doesn't put up a check engine light or only occasionally does so - the computer will remember the code but it's usually something stupid like "knock detected". You can usually find out the same stuff by looking in the factory service manual to find out what pins to short together, doing so, and counting flashes of the check engine light.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:All this data is available... by Otto · · Score: 1

      The bill is about all the other assorted manufacturer-only codes which you don't have access to.

      Every single code for every single module in the car is listed on the Part 2 specification for that module.. And those are available if you know where to look. And I'm pretty sure you could obtain those through ALLDATA, or if not them then some similar company.

      I grant you, reading those Part 2 specs is like pulling teeth, but they do have pretty much everything you ever need to know about any given electronic module in the car. All the self-tests, all the lookup locations, all the codes it can throw, everything.

      --
      - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  31. damka loves sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he makes teh love with them. yes.

  32. Michael, it appears revenues have slipped.... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    and I will have to turn on the "Check Engine" light.

    "Do what you damn well please Kit, but keep that David Hasselhoff 8-track a-playing, cause I need some good cruise tunes. Oh, and if you do feel the urge to turn on that light, remember when you asked why do we need a tire iron when I can fix the wheels myself? Well I'll show you!!!"

    --
    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  33. Poor Dealerships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're already FORCED to charge $500 for a copy
    of their computer chip car keys (ouch) and the
    $80 oil changes don't sell themselves...

    This is coming directly out of the giant gimmick sales balloon budget.

  34. Linux Car computer by veeruns · · Score: 1

    Guess this will help the linux car computer..
    guess this is good..in a way

    http://toonarchive.com/lccfaq/index.php

  35. Since 1996 Basic Codes and Readers Standardized by tbase · · Score: 1

    It's called ODB-II. There's a standard diagnostics connector, probably under your dash, that a $100 code reader will interface with and give you error codes for most of the standard problems. I think they're talking about more advanced, manufacturer specific codes. If you're buying a car without checking into how easily and cheaply it is to get repaired or how reliable it is, then you better not plan on keeping it past the bumper to bumper warranty. If more people start buying older used cars so they can get service, the manufacturers will probably take notice. And if newer used car sales start to dive because of repair costs, that's going to kill their resale values, making trading up to a new vehicle harder, and their sales will be hurt. They can try all of this, but in the end, it's going to bite them in the rear end. IMHO, of course.

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    666-607: 6th floor apartment of the beast
    1. Re:Since 1996 Basic Codes and Readers Standardized by Mz6 · · Score: 1
      The problem is that most car manufactuers don't monitor all of the same components. For example, While GM may have something to monitor your intake temperature while Kia may not have the same thing. However, the problem code they throw may be the same number. While there would be a general diagnosis for the scanner to show what the problem is, it will not always show the exact problem.

      Case in point, I had to scan my car because it was always throwing a CEL. I scanned it and it said something was wrong with the exhaust. Once I cross-checked the number it scanned with a Mazda listing it showed that the actual problem was a vacuum leak on the EGR. All it took was to re-connect the line and it was all better.

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      Hmmm.
  36. Re:The Modern Liberal by nautile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Apparently, to be a modern conservative you must generalize everything.

  37. Aren't there enough "good" people out there? by riptide_dot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm of the opinion that people like Microsoft, the RIAA, and the MPAA are shooting themselves in the foot by trying to "secure" their IP rights by attempting to rewrite laws about fair use. Of course, there are people that will circumvent copy-protection efforts for theft; but aren't there enough honest people out there that could actually benefit from this technology? I've been wondering lately, how many honest people out there are making negative decisions about purchasing these types of things because of the very "anti-consumer" attitude that these companies are taking? For example:

    - By attempting to make the modding of XBoxes illegal (I'm not even sure if modding them is illegal, but the DMCA says that reverse-engineering the copy protection is), Microsoft is locking their machine into a single-purpose device, when it is capable of SO much more. Aren't there enough people that aren't interested in games at all, that that would purchase an XBox over a PS2 because it was moddable and came with a hard drive? That way they could use it as a PC that they can connect to their TV without adding any hardware (except the mod chip of course)? Heck, if there weren't any issues regarding modding them at all, I'd be recommending that my company purchase them for desktop PCs! If Microsoft was to sell add-on hardware for them, couldn't they re-coup the loss that they take on the hardware cost and expect to make up with game sales and licenses?

    - By making the copying (backup) of DVDs illegal (321 studios isn't allowed to sell the "full version of "DVDXCopy" anymore), isn't the MPAA saying that they are aware that the lifetime of a DVD isn't infinite, and that as a consumer, I'm being forced to buy the same DVD again sometime in the future when my original fails? Aren't there enough people out there that would be MORE willing to purchase DVDs if they could be assured that it was okay to back them up? I wouldn't buy a hard drive and put important data on it unless I had some way of backing it up...

    - Same goes for the RIAA and the "backing up" of CDs. I'm more willing to purchase music if I know that I'm purchasing it and the ability to play it ANYWHERE, ANYTIME. If that means being able to copy it 4 zillion times then so be it. I'm also one of those people who doesn't like to purchase whole albums since most of them are fluff, so the iTunes concept is the perfect solution for people like me. My message to the RIAA: "Don't try and squash it, badmouth it, or otherwise derail it - PROMOTE IT! It will have the positive effect of forcing artists to spend more time MAKING QUALITY songs to fill their albums with."

    What do you all think?

    --
    I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get - and then it hit me.
    1. Re:Aren't there enough "good" people out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The XBox issue becomes obvious (if a bit twisted) when you keep in mind Microsoft's new mantra, which apparently is now shared by Sun, that "hardware will be free". The objective is then to commodify universal hardware by branding it to your softwares and/or applications.

      The only reasonable way to think of the XBox, afaict, is as a test-run of Digital Restrictions Management. And it fails it.

  38. Take it to Autozone by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the light is on constantly, you can probably just take it to Autozone, they have a free check engine light service.

    I had a check engine light on, that had been on for months, but never worried about it, but when it came time for emmissions check they refused to pass my car because of the check engine light. So, after calling around and the running rate was $100 or so, I took it to Autozone they jumppered a connection under my dash, turned the ignition and my panel flashed a diagnostic code, and they put it into their computer. The problem: bad O2 sensor, so I open the hood, and there is a cable hanging under the O2 sensor not connected to anything, so I plug it into the sensor, turn the car on, no check engine light and I pass emissions.

    I also asked the guy at Autozone if I could keep the tool used to jumpper the connection and he said sure so now I check my own check engine light problems :).

  39. What did the hand say to the face???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SLAP!!!!

    Your right it's a dupe but, that's what you get at Slashdot for pointing out the editors' shotcomings.
    Score: -1 Bitchslapped

  40. This isn't reverse Engineering.. by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    I don't want to reconstruct my car, or even soup it up. I just want to know what is wrong with it when it is out of whack.

    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain

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    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain
  41. real mechanics use real engines! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no one is forcing people to buy new cars and gadgetized engines!

    i find no problems working on my mopar 340ci and 440ci engines. they run and run and run and no 75,000 computer code is needed to diagnose and repair.

    same goes with the cadillac 425 and 500ci engines in my fleetwoods.

    i decided not to give the auto barons 30-75k of my money ever 3 years for their disposable plastic black boxes and its been 10 years now and a total of 15k in both car, engine, and maintenance costs.

    if you are serious about doing your own maintenance avoid new cars like it were microsoft!

    1. Re:real mechanics use real engines! by SoTuA · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      No, you decided to give 30-75k of your money each year to the oil barons in saudi arabia.

      A 500ci engine? How much gallons per mile do you get? :D

    2. Re:real mechanics use real engines! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i get more than the average suv...

    3. Re:real mechanics use real engines! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 427 Chevy gets 15 mpg, and makes 505 HP.

      My wife's Passat (1.8l turbo) gets 19.

  42. Re:Biiig difference... to a Congressman by OECD · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Simple, a badly maintained car can cause death. A badly maintained Xbox will cost you $99

    It probably has more to do with the number of Congressmen who own a car versus the number who own an XBox.

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    One man's -1 Flamebait is another man's +5 Funny.
  43. Alternate fixes by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Go to Autozone. The nice man there has a code reader, and will read the code, for free, and tell you what it means. Of course he wants you to buy some parts to fix it, but you don't have to.

    Alternatively, you can look it up here Input your car model and year, and the specific code.

    1. Re:Alternate fixes by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The nice man with the code reader can only get trouble codes out of the computer. This is useful in diagnosis but only to a point.

      The full range of OBD-II codes on a car includes more than just trouble codes! On most vehicles you can see the state of every switch and sensor with the exception of door and window switches, and on newer cars you can see all of that stuff with the code reader as well.

      On my 1989 240SX I can read the codes without a code reader, I just fiddle with the idle adjustment screw (since the car has sequential fuel injection, idle is controlled by the computer anyway) and put it into the proper mode and it flashes some LEDs at me to tell me my codes. But, this is only a tiny fragment of what is going on in the computer. If I had one of the later computers with a CONSULT port I could build a little circuit that would let me get a lot of this data out and tweak parameters, because someone went through the trouble to reverse engineer it. But, with OBD-II cars, the ECU usually knows a LOT that you cannot get out with a code reader.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Alternate fixes by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Having helped the mechanic (not dealer) troubleshoot my randomly overheating truck, I've seen that the code readers can be *very* comprehensive. Such as reading the increasing voltage output by the cyl head temp sensor as the heat rises. Or finding out that cyl 2 & 6 are misfiring, but only intermittently.
      (and for a real informative, find out *how* the OBD knows a particular cyl is misfiring-it's not jut an absence of spark)

      Reading the freeze frame (what turned the light on), can be very instructive, if only as a place to start.

      Knowing the code that comes out of that freeze frame still requires a bit of basic mechanical troubleshooting skill.

      Reagarding my truck (2000 F-150)...the mechanic blew off the misfire as 'we'll fix that after we get the overheating down'. $150 later, still overheats. I hooked up my friends OBD scanner to my laptop, drove for a while, and then analysed the resultant file.
      Replace the plug wires, no more intermittent misfire, vastly lower percentage of overheating. It still does it some, but not nearly as bad. Next step is to replace the ignition coil pack.

      The newer laptop OBD hookups and software DO snag all the standard codes, and if you get the specific manufacturer pack, all the specific ones as well. AutoTap sells the extended code sets for $99 each. Or all the majors (GM, FordBasically, you get a virtual dashboard for everything thats going on in the car. Replayable at home for analysis.
      There are open source versions of the basic code set as well. As well as instructions for building your own serial port adapter.

  44. Re:Biiig difference... to a Congressman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're assuming that Congressmen actually pay to have their car fixed.

  45. Not so odd by jacrawf · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.
    It's not so odd really. Remember that our government is still composed primarily of old guys. The thing about old guys (and most guys) is that they think they know how a car works, and think it is silly that a person can't work on a car if they want to. Every single one of them has probably gotten his hands dirty fiddling with the carburetor on an old clunker and likely misses those days from his youth.

    Computers, on the other hand, are Magic Boxes. They don't know how a computer works, are possibly afraid to learn, and hate it that 14 year old boys know more about it than they do and can cause so much trouble with one. They see the results and power of these fine general problem-solving tools but don't know how to harness it for themselves which frightens them, so they think it's better to regulate it until they do (or so that they don't have to worry about it anymore).

    I grant that this is a pretty broad generalization and there are certainly counter examples of my characterization of these men (for instance Al Gore or maybe Jay Inslee) but never underestimate the pride and ego of an old man. It's practically a force of nature.

  46. Saturn service by 0x0d0a · · Score: 0

    I purchased my second new Saturn SL-series in 8/2002. I just had to take it in for a slipping clutch (at 29,900 which is unheard of as far as I am concerned). They offered me a rental car for free, service that would be finished the next day (probably because they were paying for the rental), and it was all under warranty. Now, like I said, it is unlikely that user error caused a slipping clutch at 30k but it is possible. No questions asked. Seems like they weren't trying to place the blame on the user here and just fixed the damn thing. I wonder if they didn't cover the first time or two and then told her to fuck off and started charging her for wasting their time?

    You know, I've read numerous times and places that Saturns have really good service and support, but not being an auto nut, I had no idea whether it was just part of a big Saturn marketing effort.

    1. Re:Saturn service by Scutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, I've read numerous times and places that Saturns have really good service and support, but not being an auto nut, I had no idea whether it was just part of a big Saturn marketing effort.

      I just turned in my Saturn SL2 that had 160,000 miles on it. It still ran great. I never failed once to have a positive experience when dealing with a Saturn dealership. They were great every. single. time.

      On a side note, remember those Saturn "picnics" they'd have where Saturn owners from around the country would come? How did they find their car when it was time to go home?

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    2. Re:Saturn service by cdrudge · · Score: 1
      On a side note, remember those Saturn "picnics" they'd have where Saturn owners from around the country would come? How did they find their car when it was time to go home?
      By walking up and down the rows pressing the panic button on the remote waiting to hear something. Of course this only works when there are a few people wanting to leave at any given time.

      I've wondered the same thing when visiting Disney World. Look around in the parking lots and invariably you will fine multiple instances of identical looking cars immediately beside each other.
    3. Re:Saturn service by xs650 · · Score: 1

      "On a side note, remember those Saturn "picnics" they'd have where Saturn owners from around the country would come? How did they find their car when it was time to go home?"

      If they can't be told apart, does it make a difference which car they take?

    4. Re:Saturn service by four12 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How did they find their car when it was time to go home?

      I have the amazing ability to remember a random sequence of letters and numbers.

      Most vehicles have them stamped in metal plates on the front and/or rear bumpers.

    5. Re:Saturn service by Y2 · · Score: 1

      Back in '77 I once spent 3 or 4 minutes trying to get the key to work in the door of the wrong white '67 Mustang.

      --
      "But all your emitter and collector are belong to me!"
    6. Re:Saturn service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did they find their car when it was time to go home?

      Saturns? They just looked for the car whose paint was peeling in a familiar fashion.

    7. Re:Saturn service by bechthros · · Score: 1

      bumper stickers, or stuffed animals in the window...

    8. Re:Saturn service by Boxxeronfly · · Score: 1

      I had a Saturn with 85000 miles on it and was putting in about a quart of oil a week in the damn thing.

    9. Re:Saturn service by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      Newer Saturn's paint doesn't peel anymore.

      Because the body is now just colored plastic.

      (Actually, that isn't true - it's painted plastic. But it doesn't peel, instead the plastic cracks. Both my mother and I have practically identical Saturns with various body damage involving cracked plastic body parts.)

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
    10. Re:Saturn service by wakejagr · · Score: 1
      "Back in '77 I once spent 3 or 4 minutes trying to get the key to work in the door of the wrong white '67 Mustang"

      My dad once borrowed the wrong '72 Nova and drove it several hours before realizing that he had the wrong car! Fortunately, he got it back to the owner without getting pulled over (the owner had reported the vehicle stolen). It took him so long to realize his mistake because the keys *worked* in the ignition (but not in the door - which is how he realized it was the wrong car).

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    11. Re:Saturn service by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Look around in the parking lots and invariably you will fine multiple instances of identical looking cars immediately beside each other.

      That's why you buy a really unique car, like a Lotus Elise with a Tiger-stripe paintjob.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    12. Re:Saturn service by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      If you're buying, I'll take one.

      Otherwise, a $40,000 hot rod which probably has a huge dealer markup due to the large waiting list is out of my range.

    13. Re:Saturn service by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If you're buying, I'll take one.

      Hey, I'm just saying...

      (owns an MR2 spyder)

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    14. Re:Saturn service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happened to my dad in high school. He didn't figure out until he got home that he had the wrong Mustang.

      Of course, that kinda screwed the other guy, since he didn't know how to drive my dad's stick shift Mustang...

    15. Re:Saturn service by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      I'm still jealous. I'd love an MR2.

      My Impala is comfortable, reliable, safe, and it gets surprisingly good gas mileage - a consistent 24/31. But by no stretch of the imagination is it exciting.

    16. Re:Saturn service by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Similar thing happened to me twice.
      First time was when I was a parking valet. Customer wanted his car, a (IIRC) grey Honda Civic. Went over to the garage, found the grey civic in the right area as indicated by the key tag, drove it back to the door. I had the customer's keys but it wasn't his grey civic that they worked on. I was really freaked out -- at first I thought the guy was trying to run some kind of a scam on me, which seemed a whole lot more likely at the time than 2 cars with identical keys.

      Another time was right after I bought a Buick Regal. Went out to the parking lot at the mall and spent 5 minutes cussing trying to figure out why my keys wouldn't work before I realized that it wasn't my car but an identical one, parked one row over from mine.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  47. future cars by millahtime · · Score: 1

    most likely won't be possible with future cars

    I think future cars will be fixable at home but you will need to know a lot more to fix it. Not only will you need to know mechanics but computers too.

    Large things such as battery structures and power cell will have to be big units that need to be turned in and replace like car batteries now. And they will have safety features so some idiot doesn't kill him/her self.

    But, in the end it should be fixable at home still.

  48. OBD-2 Reader by Tristan7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Scantool.net has a device they sell for ~$100 which allows you to connect your laptop to your car. You can read and clear codes. It's a more expensive version of Black Tape on Top of the Check Engine Light, but since my light keeps coming on, it allows me to make sure no other problems are being hidden by a faulty sensor throwing errors.
    Plus - the software is open source and on Sourceforge.

  49. AutoZone will do this for free... by Otto · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you don't want to buy your own reader, drive by an AutoZone and ask them to read it for you. Guy will come out to your car and plug the thing in and check the codes and even explain what it means (assuming he knows what it means, which I'm sure varies from person to person). It's a useful way to determine if you actually need service or if it's just complaining about the gas cap or low oil or something.

    Disclaimer: I work for AutoZone and have for about 2 months now. However, I'm trying hard not to be a shill, sort of thing. Still, if you don't feel like dropping $100 on a reader, this is an alternative you'll want to look into.

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    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
    1. Re:AutoZone will do this for free... by deathazre · · Score: 1

      yep, with OBDII (standard on all passenger vehicles since '96 AFAIK) all cars can be read by a single scan tool, and the code meanings are fairly even across the board. mod article down troll?

      and yes. the fuel system vapor leak code (think that's what... don't trust me, I work on generators) isn't too hard to trace to a loose gas cap.

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  50. Didn't we read this already? by JLSigman · · Score: 1

    I remember this debate a few months ago. Next, please?

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    -jls
    Techno-pagan
  51. It's not as hard as you think by chaffed · · Score: 5, Informative

    The codes are available on the net if you know where to look. Often they are found on auto enthusiast websites. Websites like Focaljet.com

    Not only that there is a great project for retrieving codes under linux. The project is called FreeDiag. It can be found at Sourceforge.net

    Not only that, there are some great "open" cables you can build yourself. the BR interface is my fav. It happens to work very nicely with freediag.

    Hope this helps people that are interested.

    --
    What could possibly go wrong?
  52. Re:The Modern Liberal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You have to believe that the same public school idiot who can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex."

    Ahh, the parent AC learned to read in the 4th grade. That explains everything.

  53. When I lived in New Jersey... by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I lived in New Jersey, you paid the PIF $75 and then they told you what was wrong with the car right before giving you the certificate. Some PIF sites just handed out certificates and didn't seem to do any testing at all.

  54. It's a God given right! by RunzWithScissors · · Score: 1

    In America, cars are your right as a citizen. The car and American citizens have always gone hand in hand, well at least since 1922. If automakers started filing DMCA suits against third party product makers several bad things would happen.

    First, why would companies to make aftermarket parts continue when one of their products is being attacked by the automaker that the parts are produced for. The large car manufacturers have actually been trying to encourage aftermarket modifications of their cars since market studies indicate that the slide in their market share in America is the lack of "tuner" interest. More aftermarket parts allows the large auto manufacturers to appeal to this rather large audience.

    Second, the auto industry is pretty heavily regulated. You think that they want to get into a hub-bub that's already a hot topic with digital rights and liberty organizations? It's my opionion that if they were to lay down some DMCA suits that Congress would take a closer look at the DMCA and ammend the hell out of it. Our problems with the DMCA don't mean diddly to Congress, however, if the shop where there car is worked on complains that Ford or GM are making it so equipment is unavailable, it would perk their interest.

    -Runz

  55. You like to swear a lot but you're not too smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same light turns on for the gas cap as for other problems. It's a single, as you would say, fucking light.

    How will this help? Well by disclosing the codes I would have been able to diagnose similar problems in my car with a $10 device and without a trip to the dealer. She could have saved over a thousand dollars.

    If the check engine light comes on and you ignore it you know full well that any problems you have will be blamed on that and no longer covered by the warantee.

    Dumbass.

  56. and somehow YOUR comment is insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously some people realize that what he said was completely true. I don't exactly find your comment insightful. If anything it's off-topic or trolling.

    I suggest that you be modded down for acting Kindergartenish and complaining to the teacher about Billy's cursing.

  57. You still don't get it do you? by Rupan · · Score: 1, Troll

    From the post:

    "I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox. Why aren't the automakers bashing these third-party code readers over the head with the DMCA while they still can?"

    Don't you get it? Laws are not driven by the public interests these days. They are driven by the political forces that give the most money to their constituents. If the issue affects a lot of people's bottom lines, it gets fast-tracked through congress by the special interest groups. What does Joe Rich Boy care if his DVDs are encrypted or his Xbox can't be modded if he can watch movies on his DVD player or play games on his xbox?

    Come on, wake up and smell the coffee. The same is true of the police if you think about it.

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  58. Check Engine Light by smclean · · Score: 1

    Though this would not permanently solve the problem with a faulty sensor, I hear you can cause the check engine light to go out after it detects a loose gas cap by simply disconnecting the battery of the vehicle for 20 minutes or so and reconnecting it.

    I heard this from a few car-oriented friends of mine after I had the same problem on my Toyota Tacoma and stupidly forked out $70 for them to hook it up to a machine and press the 'reset' button.

    Sean

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    1. Re:Check Engine Light by russotto · · Score: 1

      If it's just the gas cap, the check engine light should go off after a few starts once you put the gas cap on properly. Might take a cold start.

      I have one of those code readers so I can drag down the Windoze laptop, read the codes, look 'em up in my service manual, and determine that "you idiot, it's the gas cap". Then I can reset the code. Though once it was "random engine misfire", which resulted from a bad coil pack... fortunately in warranty.

  59. Why this and not an XBox etc. by Eskarel · · Score: 1
    The answer to this is very simple and is mentioned directly in the article. It has to do with the way we treat the purchases and the way in which the machines work.

    When you purchase a modern console system(especially the XBox which has a version of windows on it, you're purchasing a computer and software, you can likely modify the computer all you like(so long as you modifications don't alter the software or allow you to play pirated games), but not the software itself legally, because you bought the hardware outright but the software is licensed.

    In the case of a car, not only are you historically "purchasing it outright" as is mentioned in the article, but for the purposes of these codes you are not attempting to alter the software(well it's really probably some form of ROM). All congress is asking for is that auto manufacturers give their customers the ability to look at the output of their car computer(which is not encrypted and thus not under the DMCA) and be able to determine this meaning. The output can be legally read by anyone, but the car companies work hard to prevent anyone from knowing what it means.

    1. Re:Why this and not an XBox etc. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      ... because you bought the hardware outright but the software is licensed.

      See, I never understood this - you think the software is licensed, but you never signed anything, and there's no way to terminate this 'license'. Seems like you just bought a copy of the software and the publisher is basically lying about it being licensed. Sure, I can't redistribute it (beyond the one copy I bought), but I did buy it outright.

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  60. For those who want to decipher car codes... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Here is a neat device.. It is cheap, and supposedly works on cars of 1996 and up! http://www.davisnet.com/drive/products/carchip.asp

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  61. Actually they've threatened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And for the person who said it isn't possible, check out the garage door opener case or the printer cartidge case. Yes, it is possible. Just claim the microcode on the car's computer is protected by the secret protocol... *bam* you've legally locked out your competition.

  62. Woohoo! by SuperChuck69 · · Score: 1
    What do I take home from this? One step closer to ripping the teeth out of the DMCA.

    It's a little thing called precedent.

    Congress going out of its way to say "You own your car, you have a right to take it apart" begins a legal precedent in being able to take stuff you own apart. It's a baby step, but it's one step closer to Congress saying, "dude, you own it, you can take it apart"

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  63. There is not much of a difference by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Lots of other uses for modchips. Pirating games is merely the "illegal" use of them used to try to ban them. That's a different issue entirely anyways.

    The DMCA could be used against "pirating" the "private code messages". Unlike the RIAA, car makers aren't stupid enough to blanket sue their own customers, as the first car maker to do so would probably be the first one to go out of business the next day. That said however, having Congress impose some standard interface might not be so bad, as after all this could just be merely be a quick check for Joe user that all is right with his car.

    For the silly anecdote: Take tire pressures for example, add a digital bit and make it a crime under the DMCA to check it without an article only available to dealers or for $500, you sort of get this ludicrous point I hope. If you believe this differs from any other DMCA issue, you are removing a revenue source from the automaker by allowing people to circumvent the digital protection (however weak) installed on the tire pressure system to utilize other tools to read tire pressure. This removes the automakers ability to generate revenue from their "copyrighted" work.

    In reality, this shows how utterly stupid DMCA is. IMNSHO, copyright was protected already by existing laws, and all that was necessary was for those laws to be enforced. (actually, I believe copyright laws have been twisted into something that has the founding fathers rolling in their graves, but that's another story.)

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  64. Re:Refocus the funds!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Automakers should be spending their money on two things: -staying alive -not ruining the earth..."

    what the hell does that mean? Seriously, right now it looks like the piss-poorest thing I've ever read.

  65. Total crap by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    It is your god-given right:
    In your own home (or garage etc) you have a bloody un-revokable right to do what you like with your property as long as its not dangerous in general (ie a nuclear reactor) or used as something dangerous (i.e screwing with your cars breaks, unless you get someone to give it an MOT before you drive outside or building a nuclear weapon) and in some cases as long as you're not producing certain things - chemicals that require a license, drugs etc etc. Other than that you are free to do what ever you like from smashing your xbox with a hammer or fiddling with the internals (yes DRM too). There is absolutely no way that this right can be taken away from you, this is what i call a 'fuck you' right, because if a politician even suggests it, all you need to say is 'fuck you'. Even though this right has been violated by the DMCA it is still your right to break that aspect of the law because it is of-course 'fuck you totally' law. Although it should be taken out ASAP. How the fuck do these people even dare suggest we dont have this right?? how can they keep a straight face? Sure companies can try and implement DRM etc, but you can try and break it, if its your property its your right.

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    1. Re:Total crap by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I don't even buy the argument that a nuclear reactor should be off-limits. Sure, it should be regulated so far as to determine if you have the proper knowledge of what you are dealing with and know, possibly on an expert level what the hazards are for working with radioactive materials, but it shouldn't be denied simply because it is dangerous. Ham radio operators come to mind with people that are dealing with sometimes dangerous levels of current, broadcasting them into the air, and able to cause quite a bit of mayhem if they are allowed to do whatever they want. They are licensed, and have certain restrictions that keep their activities under control, that should be sufficient. That is what should be called regulation of an industry (although it usually gets mucked up by political motives as well).

      I totally agree that as long as you've bought a piece of equipment, software, music, home video, what have you, that it is yours to use and break, destroy, open up, reverse engineer, and more as long as what you do stays on your property or at your home/workshop. When you start to distribute it to others perhaps copyright/patent issues should come into play, but even then it should be encouraged to "further progress in the arts & sciences", rather than simply stuff the wallets of a couple of companies who are living on past glories and can't seem to produce anything worthwhile lately.

      I've been particluarly disappointed with the congress critters who think it is perfectly normal to prohibit radio interception. Any law enforcement agency or defense agency who is worth their salt will be preventing this anyway with solid encryption, rather than relying on legislative means that only prevent honest people from monitoring the government rather than determined enemies who don't care about the laws in the first place. Stopping the interception of commercial communications should be just as open, and if they want to provide an "unbreakable" encryption scheme to stop broadcasts, let the companies who do this try.

      God help us if the OnStar starts to disable the operation of your car simply because you havn't paid the monthly service fee or you happen to have your name associated with one of those evil folks from the Free Software Foundation. (Choose you favorite alternative crackpot group and substitute for FSF).

  66. Need help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you reset the computer (typically by pulling a fuse for 30 seconds or so), can you then pass the emmissions inspection?

  67. Not quite modding or reverse-engineering by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    Apparently the car manufacturer's fear is that some of their custom parts will be reverse-engineered. I'm not quite sure how knowing whether the "check engine" light means a fuel-injection problem vs. a gas tank cap problem will allow anyone to reverse-engineer anything.

    The real purpose of the bill is to ensure that a car owner can maintain their own car or take it to their favorite mechanic rather than the dealer (which often charges over 2x what the independent mechanic charges).

    The woman in the article was definitely gullible. By the second visit, she should have demanded a second opinion - either a supervisor or a different dealership. Twelve times to the same dealer tells me she was flat-out stupid and so were the mechanics. By the third or fourth time, the mechanics should have been checking the cap to see if it was loose. If so, having her tighten it so she could see the difference between loose and tight, and they could see if she was doing it wrong or wasn't turning it enough. If it wasn't loose, something else was clearly wrong. In addition, they should have checked to be sure the threads weren't stripped or damaged, which could cause the cap to loosen on its own. The fact that they didn't look further than the easy answer twelve times in a row speaks very poorly for the service standard at that dealership. (I can say this from the perspective of technical support - just because I don't work for MS doesn't mean I won't teach a customer how to navigate in Explorer when that will result in his ability to use our software better. To blow him off by saying he needs to learn to use Windows and it isn't my problem doesn't solve anything. Making him pay each time to be told this would just result in a really upset customer who is unlikely to purchase future software/support from us.)

    The entire purpose of independent mechanics or the car owner knowing those codes is to diagnose and handle a problem preventing the car owner from using their car for the purpose it was purchased for -- driving to and from locations. This doesn't compare very well with modding an Xbox (or reverse-engineering it) because neither of those is intended to maintain its usefulness for its original purpose. A better comparison would be trying to get your Xbox, PS2, or Gamecube serviced if it stops working correctly. How difficult (impossible) is it to get your Xbox serviced at the local electronics repair shop if the laser stops functioning or a button jams?

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  68. New Cars have LED Displays! Why not use them!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most new cars come with some sort of display in the dash, either for the CD/Tuner, or for a simple systems display.

    If your gas cap is loose, why wouldn't they just have one of these displays print "Your Gas Cap is Loose". It can tell you when you have Low Windshield washer fluid, how is another message any more difficult.

    Seems to me like they just want to force people to pay them more.

    Good business? Yes.
    Moral? No.
    The American Way? Yes.

    I HATE Capitalism.
    I HATE Corporate America.

    I'm going to go start my own Fight Club.

  69. And there's a disconnect by Matey-O · · Score: 2, Informative

    Between the Haves and Have nots. From 1986 to 1992 Corvettes could display error codes using the SES light and a jumper...From 1997 on, all Corvettes can give you a VERY COMPLETE error code with a couple of keypresses on the trip computer buttons.

    (Turn on key but don't start car. Press 'reset' untill all warnings are cleared, press and hold 'option' while pressing 'fuel' four times. The system will then list through all major control sections for any current or recent past error codes.)

    My PT cruiser has a similar process (press and hold the trip button while inserting the key and turning to run.)

    Why is this such a big deal? _I'd_ like to know when my O2 sensor is kaput and not trust the guy behind the counder saying my muffler bearings need rotating.

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  70. There are valid reasons why the codes are secret by MsWillow · · Score: 1

    Hi folks. I used to work at Sun Electric, before Snap-On bought them out. I helped build the engine testers - I worked on all the PC-based units, under Radski (sp) and Bahnick, then Schaeffer.

    Part of what I did was the interface to the car's computer, to be able to read these codes. We ***ALWAYS*** had a hella hard time getting this info from the auto makers. They even had an explanation for this - they kept it a secret, to keep people from damaging their cars while under warrantee.

    Makes sense to me. The car dies, people get hurt or killed, and the blame goes to the car manufacturers first. They MUST be very careful of this, not only to protect the general public, but to protect their shareholders.

    We did get the codes, eventually, though it usually took years. By then, the warrantees had expired anyways, and the cars were showing up at third-party repair shops, the kind that often bought our equipment. I guess the "system" worked, though it really ticks off backyard mechanics everywhere.

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  71. Smog check fool...smog check... by jwcorder · · Score: 1
    First off, you can get the engine light code by doing some magic combination with the console. Like with my Neon, I turn the switch on, off, on, off, on and wait three seconds and my engine light will flash the code....google the code, I know what is wrong

    This is common on most vehicles. Just google your manufactor and you will find out the combo for your gas guzzler.

    Secondly, the ten year warranty is only power train. Which means if you blow a motor, or rip the trannie out, you are covered with somewhere around a $250 deductable(sp?). Otherwise, that warranty isn't worth the ink it's printed with.

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  72. Why not just display what is wrong? by misleb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hasn't technology evolved to a point where we don't need to extract and look up arcane codes to determine what is wrong with our hardware (computers or cars)? I understand that there was a time when storing the text for error codes used up precious RAM/ROM, but come on!

    I mean, how hard would it be to fit a car with an LED/LCD readout that says "Your gas cap is loose or missing." It doesn't have to be a fancy voice like in luxury cars. Just a little readout on or under the dash that tells you exactly what is wrong (as far as the car's sensors can tell, anyway). Maybe a nice message that tells you, "Your transmission has exploded. Seek professional help."

    Geez.

    -matthew

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    1. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Think about it.
      Has Microsoft been able to do that for Windows?

      When you get "out of memory", what does it mean?

    2. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I mean, how hard would it be to fit a car with an LED/LCD readout that says "Your gas cap is loose or missing."

      From (where else?) here:

      [sign lights up, " Relax. Everything is fine."]

      Crowd: Aah. [applause]

      [sign lights up, "Minor leak. Roll up window."]

      Crowd: Ooh. [mild applause]

      [sign lights up, "Meltdown. Flee city."]

      Crowd: [scattered applause]

      [sign lights up, "Core explosion. Repent sins."]

      I was just reminded, is all....
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    3. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      My sister has a 1992 Cadillac that does this. It lies.

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    4. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has Microsoft been able to do that for Windows?

      Most people have more than just Windows on their computer. Not many have third party software running on their car.

    5. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Check engine light that comes on for a loose gas cap could stem from multiple problems, from a hole in the tank, fuel line etc. All it means is that gas tank has external leak. In manual of most cars, it says if the check engine light comes on check your gas cap and restart your car. I know with Inifiniti g35's they had problem with the gas hose coming loose, god forbid your see "your gas cap is loose error" and ignore it while the car catches fire and blows up. Imagine the liablity.

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    6. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by Wayne247 · · Score: 1

      I mean, how hard would it be to fit a car with an LED/LCD readout...

      It's not hard. It's costly. Some 20$ of parts plus some more manufacturing for it, plus a new supplier, plus new storage of these parts, plus more engineering to design and program it and so forth... in the end, way too expensive for most cars. There's a reason most cars still have drum brakes for the rear wheels instead of discs: cheaper!

      On top of that, trying to diagnose problems too precisely will end up with greater chance of false diagnostics. With a big bright light coming on, there's no way it can go wrong. The driver will go to a dealership and they will properly and safely diagnose the problem.

      I hear the pain though, my sentra turned on its Check Engine twice for the stupid gas cap not-tight-enough... but hey, at least i know the car actually CHECKS for leakages in the gas lines and tank. My old Lumina dripped gas on the ground and there was no light indicating a problem. Just lower mileage...

    7. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by misleb · · Score: 1

      Fortunately cars are built better than Windows.

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    8. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Maybe a nice message that tells you:
      "ID-ten-T error detected behind steering wheel. Seek professional help."

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    9. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by Pofy · · Score: 1

      If it can be other things than loose gas cap, then don't print loose gas cap, print leak in gas tank. Tell (for example in manual explaining errors) that one thing to check could be the gas cap or whatever.

    10. Re:Why not just display what is wrong? by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      It's not hard. It's costly. Some 20$ of parts plus some more manufacturing for it, plus a new supplier, plus new storage of these parts, plus more engineering to design and program it and so forth... in the end, way too expensive for most cars.
      You're joking, right? My Monte Carlo has an LCD message panel that alerts me when the freaking windshield washer fluid is low! Of all the things I couldn't care less about, it tells me, and the damn thing stays lit up until I dump some blue stuff into the reservoir.

      Not to mention low tire pressure (or bad alignment [shame it doesn't say which tire is the problem, though]), change engine oil, etc. I dunno, the Monte Carlo isn't what I'd consider a high-end car, but it comes with sensors and the LCD to tell me all sorts of shit. And it's 4 years old, certainly newer cars are doing even better.
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  73. What if a company goes out of business? by British · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, probably a 1 in a billion shot of happening but..

    Hypothetical situation here:

    Say you own a 2003 Yugo. Yugo goes out of business, or closes down all dealerships in your neck of the woods. Yugo never revealed their diagnostic codes outside the company. Your car breaks down with some weird diagnostic codde you can't decipher. What do you do?

    1. Re:What if a company goes out of business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why were you driving a Yugo?

  74. Part Swapping by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind, there's a LOT more to diagnosing and fixing a modern car then what you imply, "plug it in and get the magic code that tells you what needs to be fixed." You might get lucky some of the time, and a trouble code leads you to the right part. But often times you'll be lead astray, replacing stuff that doesn't need to be replaced.

    This is why you should take your car to a professional automotive technician, not 'the cheapest guy around'.

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  75. Takes 10 power cycles to reset the OBD2 light. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for any of the DTCs. Bet ya didn't know that, did ya smart guy?

    BTW, in the auto-enthusiast world, they're called "stealerships" for a reason.....

  76. How to check engine codes on Chevy and Dodge cars by Stitch_626 · · Score: 1

    On the Chevy all you have to do is fine the diagnostic block and short the two squares in the upper right of the block. A bent paper clip will do just fine. Then just turn the key to "On" don't start the car. The check engine light will start to flash. The first cose is a "12" which is letting you know to get ready for the real code(s) coming up. Each code will be flashed 3 times. When all of the codes are done you will get another series of "12s" letting you know the diagnosic is complete.

    I don't have the codes anymore for the Chevy's but you should be able to Google them.

    On the Dodge cars just turn the car to "On" (not turning it over) 3 times. Then leave it in the "On" position and get ready for the check engine light to start flashing codes.

    See here for detailed instructions and the codes...http://www.allpar.com/fix/80s-codes.html

    Never owned a Ford so I don't know how this is done but a quick Google should turn the instructions and codes up as well.

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  77. Simple - it's because of familiarity by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Insightful


    I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.

    It's simple. They understand cars enough to know what the danger is. They don't understand computers enough to see the same dangers there. (Your XBox example doesn't really highlight the problem, since it is just a game after all - a better example is things like voting machine code and proprietary device drivers.)

    Really, that's all there is to it. It's simple familiarity. Screw with people's ability to fix their own cars and you impact a lot of people the congrescritters know personally - they grok what's going on because everyone's got cars, everyone's opened hood on them, and everyone either knows how to fix minor things on them or is just one relationship hop away from someone who does. Now, how many congressmen know the first thing about how computer software is made? How many of them realize just how artificial the line is between software design and software fixing? It's not nearly as clearly cut as the line between designing a car and fixing a car.

    Secondly, a congresscritter would never accept that it's okay for someone to get free access to the blueprints from a car manufacturer for how to make the car, but they understand that people should have access to the diagnostic tools. What they don't understand is that that distinction doesn't exist in computer software. The "user-servicable" part of a software program is...the whole thing. And only a programmer can really understand how true that is.

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  78. Car Computers by Piranhaa · · Score: 1

    Modding a car computer is like modding something else on a car. Just like anything else, if it screws up the car, it's your problem (just like dropping your minidisc player). However, if the modification in their eyes, in any way, affected the way the car was acting, rusulting in say an engine seisure, then of course they will not do anything about it, nor will they if you drop it usually...

  79. No wonder it's a Kia by supertbone · · Score: 0

    Kia's have big problems with air getting into the gas tank. The gas cap has to be on just right or it will have that check engine light issue. Those cars blow.

  80. Neon VS Golf by LynchMan · · Score: 1

    Before I got my Golf, I had a Plymouth Neon. With that you could turn the key towards the driver (just electrial access) and leave it there for a few seconds. The engine light would then blink a number of times, and you could then look that code up to see what was wrong.

    With my Golf, I gotta either go to a shop and pay to have them hook it up, or get a VAG-COM (like 200$) to check it out. Or go to Autozone where they do it for free (some locations).

    While I understand newer cars are more complex and have more codes, needing special software and hardware is really stupid. It should just display the code on the dash and let us get on with our lives. If I had that, maybe I'd know why my golf has been stalling for the last 2 weeks...

    1. Re:Neon VS Golf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it is a VW, what do you want? They bombed the reliability tests in Consumer Reports this year.

    2. Re:Neon VS Golf by Buran · · Score: 1

      Where do you live? Go to VWVortex, find the regional forum for your area, and see if anyone is willing to help you. Chances are, someone near you will have the VAG-COM tool, and will be willing to hook you up. If you have a local enthusiasts' club (here's mine, join it. The membership fee you pay, if there is one, is almost guaranteed to be less than what the dealer charges for ONE hookup, and club people are willing to help for free as much as you need, as long as you're nice to 'em.

  81. Times like this that I'm glad I own a Chrysler. by outZider · · Score: 1

    I've had only one instance where the check engine light came on in my '01 Neon. Turn the key to the on position three times, and it displays the engine codes on the digital odometer. Head over to allpar.com and look up what the code means. Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Times like this that I'm glad I own a Chrysler. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's pretty cool. Back during Chrysler's OBD-I era we had to count the flashes of the check engine light to determine our codes after flicking the ignition switch. The odometer method is much nicer.

    2. Re:Times like this that I'm glad I own a Chrysler. by outZider · · Score: 1

      Had to do the same thing on my 97 Intrepid. The digital odometer thing is really cool.

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  82. Follow the Money by StormyMonday · · Score: 1
    Congress wants to help. I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.

    Probably has something to do with the fact that the engine computers in cars aren't being sold as loss leaders.

    Also note that car repair shops who do a good job for a fair price are turnng away customers. They don't need "lock ins".

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  83. Funny.... by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OBDII is standard... only the trouble code references are secret... I have an OBDII scanner... and next year, Pennsylvania is switching over to OBDII-only emissions inspection on newer cars. This pretty much REQUIRES automakers to make the codes known to official inspection stations. Also, I've never had trouble calling my favorite local Nissan dealer to get trouble code references for my Pathfinder. I just don't see what the big deal is..

  84. Re:The Modern Liberal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt there a clueless moron mod topic?

    Conservative: I have a bad idea!!
    Liberal: I can take that bad idea and make it worse!!

    nough said.

  85. Voice of experience: by stienman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have an OBD-II scanner. It's about $100 or so, hooks up to my laptop, and the software is free and the codes in the software are frequently updated. I've never had a code in my car that's undocumented.

    The interface is simple, there are now only 5 protocols and interfaces that need to be supported by any given ISO compliant scan tool (ISO9141, PWM, VPW, Keyword, and CAN). These protocols and interfaces are available for a huge fee from ISO and other standards organizations.

    There is enough information online and in various electronics magazines to interface without getting the standards, but the real problem is that there are only so many well-defined codes. Every car supports those. But each new model the manufacturers add more codes that are manufacturer, and sometimes even model, specific.

    The vast majority of the codes are available, what this legislation does is make it so that when a new code is defined for a specific make/model/year, then it's instantly published. Even now you have to wait a year or 5 before the codes come out because warranties take care of the vast majority of work. Its the heavy use customers, and the shady dealerships that make it necessary to have the codes as soon as the model is available, but the dealerships and manufacturer have every incentive to not provide the information in a timely manner.

    This legislation is to codify what, how, and when to release this information, whereas now the auto industry has tried to avoid regulation by volunteering incomplete and late information.

    There is one open hardware project to support one of the protocols, and some open software to support the hardware, but it still leaves out 1/2 of the vehicles, and doesn't cover more than one car.

    I've been working on making a completely open, compliant hardware and software product to comply with all the current standards and allow easy updating of codes. I have access to the standards, hardware, and only lack time and money. Hopefully within the next two years we'll see $20 code scanners with online code lookup (hardware is actually fairly easy) but assuming we don't, email me about the interest and I may move this from the back burner. I still have two projects in the pipeline that have to be finished, but I could have something before the end of the summer if there is significant interest. It would have to be fully open hardware/firmware/software.

    -Adam

    1. Re:Voice of experience: by twistedcubic · · Score: 1


      I have an OBD-II scanner. It's about $100 or so, hooks up to my laptop, and the software is free and the codes in the software are frequently updated.

      My car is a 1993, which is before the OBD-II went into effect. The paper clip I use to scan the codes costs a lot less than $100. I admire that you're attempting to push the price down to $20, but is OBD-II an improvement over the paper clip?

    2. Re:Voice of experience: by stienman · · Score: 1

      is OBD-II an improvement over the paper clip?

      It doesn't matter whether it's an improvement or not. Every car manufactured after 1996 has it, and none that I've run across still have the old paper clip or blinking MIL indicator to read the codes.

      As long as you stick to pre-1996 vehicles, you'll never want for an OBD-II reader.

      -Adam

    3. Re:Voice of experience: by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      is OBD-II an improvement over the paper clip?

      In the amount of information available, yes. Literally hundreds of different readings. Real time readings, written to a log file.
      How fast was the car going when X happened? What gear were you in?
      What was the ignition timing (modified in realtime by the puter in the car) when Y happened?
      Is the cyl head temp rising at a different rate than the H2O temp?

      It's an indepth debugger for your car, rather than beep beep POST errors.
      You DO have to know what to do with the info, though.

  86. Members of congress by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

    Obviously hardly use computers but do drive cars...
    Clearly a case of that members only act if they feel it themselfs.
    This also says we only have to wait till "shit hits the fan" mode comes into vision, then members of congress will act on these monstrous tech laws.

  87. how to identify a real car ... by puzzled · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Real cars ... ... have eight cylinders ... may have plug wires that run into the valve covers ... come in colors like Plum Crazy, Lemon Twist, Limelight, or Hemi Orange ... require gas from the airport ... leave two black marks with the rear tires ... and most of all there isn't any *#($&%(*#&% computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  88. Fixing the gas cap check engine light problem by OYAHHH · · Score: 1

    Yes,

    The "Check engine light" coming on for a loose gas cap can probably happen to each and every one of us.

    It happened to my wife a couple of times. Both times she was charged nothing. But, those two times she neglected to ask what the problem was. Now I admit I should have got off my lazy behind and investigated more but I didn't.

    The third time she took her Toyota in for the "problem" they checked her prior service history and said it was probably a loose gas cap and that they would charge her $100 to turn off the check engine light.

    She called me asking what I thought about this and I just about went ballistic. I called the dealer and told them to cancel any and all work on the car.

    Once again, in this instance my family was at more fault than the dealer, but it would have been nice if the first couple of times they had told her what the problem was.

    To me it seems that the dealership was probably within it's right to try to get rid of a nuisance customer.

    Anyway, so got the car back and went down to chit-chat with a couple of my mechanic buddies.

    They work on Porsches and the procedure for a Porsche is this if you suspect the gas cap check engine light problem:

    - Tighten the gas cap, of course.
    - Let the car cool off overnight.
    - Drive the car a distance far enough to fully warm the engine. Five miles should do it.
    - Let the car cool off overnight.
    - Drive the car a distance far enough to fully warm the engine, again.
    - Let the car cool off overnight.

    After driving the car upon finishing the above you should no longer get the dreaded "Check engine light". The car's computer actually resets itself.

    So we tried this procedure and it worked great.

    The key is cycling the heat-up and cool-down procedure twice fully.

    Hope this helps anyone as dumb as I was.

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    1. Re:Fixing the gas cap check engine light problem by Buran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The "three good starts" trick is pretty much a standard for OBDII systems. The mechanic told you to do that because each of those starts causes the car to run a little POST-like check. It keeps track of recent codes and counts how many times the problem hasn't been detected. After the third good start, the problem is assumed to be fixed (or that it was transient) and the light goes out.

      The car may or may not store the code in memory until a mechanic or someone with a scan tool clears it, but the indicator lamp on the dash will not light.

  89. Autozone will scan your car for FREE by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Informative
    Autozone will do a free computer scan on your car and print out the list of error codes for you to take to the mechanic/dealer.

    It's a pretty nice service for them to provide considering it prevents you from being ripped off by some jackass mechanic ("Yeah, the computer box sez your framistat is kaput."), and also allows you to ignore minor issues like the check-engine light being on because your gas cap sensor is faulty.

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  90. Re:How to check engine codes on Chevy and Dodge ca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This info is only correct for EFI cars and trucks 1995 and older. This won't work on 96 and newer. Oh and by the way Fords are slightly more complicated and require at least an analog volt meter and for you be under the hood (most cases) for the dignostic port.

  91. Problem is not really gas cap light. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *IF* it's the gas cap. Cuz it's probably not. There are probably several reasons it's failing and odds are 99% it has nothing to to with the gas cap.

  92. Read your manual.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read you manual.. I own a 1st generation Dodge Neon.. The manufacturer went so far as to include a key sequence (on-off-on-off-on) to check your check engine and get a readout of the code information through the indicator light.. There's not even a need to hook up an ODBII reader, although it does have the port for it to read more detailed code information..

    And the FIRST THING it says in the manual under check engine light is to check to make sure your gas cap is fully tightened, as this is the number one cause of check engline light.. I'm sure Kia has something similar in their manual and I don't feel bad at all that she spent a grand for her stupidity

  93. VAG-COM by ajlitt · · Score: 2, Informative

    A few enterprising people have reverse-engineered the KWP-1281 and -2000 protocols that VW and friends (VW, Audi, Seat, Skoda) use on their cars. One of the most recognized is VAG-COM which pretends to behave just like the expensive VW shop scantool in almost every respect. The only potentially useful feature it doesn't replicate is the ability to update firmware to the various control modules in a car. It even adds the ability to graph various sensor values, and with a cut-and-paste to an Excel spreadsheet can calculate horsepower just from driving the car around for a while (the 'butt dyno').

    Very cool, and cheap enough for a only slightly mechanically inclined geek to justify.

    1. Re:VAG-COM by Buran · · Score: 1

      It can however change settings in the car. I have a 24-hour dash clock in my 2000 Golf and the car beeps when the doors unlock - normally, in the US, the clock is 12-hour and there's only a lock beep. It can do a LOT more than that, including make it possible to do a DIY cluster replacement (I'm planning on getting a Euro one, which looks nicer AND it has a trip computer installed, something the US Golf didn't get) and there's a lot of recoding that has to be done with the scan tool.

  94. Votes by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Congress responds to two things: Money and votes. There are a greater number of automobile owners than there are Xbox owners. That's why Congress treats them differently.

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  95. The US has it lucky. by brunes69 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I honestly don't know why Americans complain so much about their fuel prices.

    I have heard all this 'prices are over 2.00 a gallon". Whoop-dee-do. Here in Canada, my gas is 1.00 / litre now. That is over $4.00 USD / US gallon. At current exchange rates, that's over $2.90 / US gallon.

    In London, from what I can find, it's currently around 0.90 / litre, which equates to over $6.50 USD / US gallon.

    What's my point? That Americans pay by far one of the lowest retail prices in the world for gas, yet they still complain.

    1. Re:The US has it lucky. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what you are complaining about. Here in the Netherlands we pay about 1.30 euro/litre which is about $5.50 per gallon.

    2. Re:The US has it lucky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not our business to compare what other people pay. To you, it's our time for the raise in price and we should just stop bitching.

      To us, it's an increase by over 100% in a relatively short amount of time and that's a big fucking deal.

    3. Re:The US has it lucky. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I think there are several things going on.

      First of all, you can't find an intelligent American who really thinks about it where you know you can bring the cost down even more than it already is. The reason why prices are as high as they are right now in the U.S.A. has much more to do with politics than with market forces. If it weren't for taxes and politics, I could have been paying as low as $0.50/gallon just a couple of years ago. Even now it should be about $1.50/gallon.

      Also in the Western U.S.A., the cities and transportation systems were built on the concept of the automobile. This has been dealt with extensively in /. in the past, but the issue remains. When it is cheaper for a government to provide a free public Taxi service instead of bus service to neighborhoods, you know that something is seriously screwed up. This isn't going to change much in the future. Most often, you don't even have an alternative than personal motorized ground transportation, and a gasoline-based car is really the only choice at that. Distances that people in the U.S.A. travel to commute to work would put you in different countries in most of Europe. I'm sure that western Canada is also complaining about this, and they do, for the same reasons. There is quite a bit of oil around Edmonton, and other than the usual gripes about production systems and the environment, oil and gasoline should be just as cheap around there as it is in Texas or Wyoming.

      Also, people like to moan and complain about stuff in general. Being a democracy, we complain about everything, even if it is working just fine. Gasoline happens to be something that almost everybody uses, from grandmothers to High School seniors, and is an easy target when things just aren't working out for you.

    4. Re:The US has it lucky. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      The difference is mostly taxes. In Europe and Canada, the government is much more of a thief than in the U.S.. It is not reasonable to gripe that we complain too much because thieves only steal a small amount from us.

      I recently read that gasoline prices in Venezuela are much lower than in the U.S.

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    5. Re:The US has it lucky. by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > I have heard all this 'prices are over 2.00 a gallon". Whoop-dee-do. Here in Canada, my
      > gas is 1.00 / litre now. That is over $4.00 USD / US gallon. At current exchange rates, that's over
      > $2.90 / US gallon.

      Jesus, you've got to be the three hundredth person I've corrected on the last two weeks. All of you are from the freakin' east coast, too.

      There are 3.78 litres in a US gallon.
      Todays consumer rate is about $0.74 US = $1.00 CDN

      1.00L * 3.78L/gal * 0.74 US$/CDN$ * 1.00CDN = $2.80

      So, you're paying US$2.80/gal. Big deal. The highest price today in the US was $3.25; the lowest was $1.75, and the average was $2.03.

      Guess what? YOU LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK! OF COURSE GAS IS GOING TO BE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN AVERAGE!

      I filled up today at CDN$0.86/L.

      3.78 *.74 * .86 = $2.40

      I live in Ontario. Prices are pretty "average" here. Our gas is US$0.37 per US gallon more expensive than the average price in the excited snakes. BIG DEAL. I suppose this is probably news to you as well: taxes are higher here than south of the border. And there is a butt-load of tax on gasoline.

      Gas is not that expensive here, either. Get over it (and learn how to multiply).

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    6. Re:The US has it lucky. by tommck · · Score: 1

      (ignoring the math errors)

      And... since we use the most oil/gasoline on the planet, market pressures dictate that the prices would be lower for us. It's basic economics. Never mind all the free military shit we give the Saudis for preferential treatment. Shit... we taught them how to manufacture their OWN F-15s! What's Canada given them lately?

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  96. garage mechanic vs. evil hacker by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    It's all a matter of the public's view of things. The all-american garage-mechanic needs to be defended, while the terrorist hacker needs to be locked away.

    Call yourself a garage engineer rather than a hacker, and go with the "I bought it, it's mine." defense if they come after you.

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  97. Nah... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >leave it unlocked and someone will come along and remove the radio

    They'll leave the radio, because it's a POS they can't sell, but they'll take your airbag, your seats, rims, your dog, and the herb in the glove box, and then key your paint just so you know where it's at.
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  98. Yep! They're called SEMA by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 4, Interesting
    They represent all the aftermarket manufactures for automotive parts. For anyone interested, here is the email I sent to the author of the Wired Article:


    I think the legislation allowing people to go to outside dealers for warranty work will be even better. In my case, I am an Engineer with a love for cars. I bought $700 software to reprogram my car, and another $400 on software to scan and log the data from the On Board Computer (OBD-II). A few years ago, I threw an SES (Service Engine Soon) light, and immediately scanned it with my gear. It read, "Low Flow - EGR Malfunction". I took the car in to the dealer, since emissions are warrantied for 100k miles in California, and I told them it was an EGR malfunction. The dealer serviceman looked incredulous. He replied, "You're not supposed to know that!" Long story short, I threw a code a week later and scanned it again. When I saw a repeat of the same error code, I looked closer at my repair sheet from the dealer. They had replaced my Air Pump, otherwise known as a Smog Pump, which is totally unrelated to Exhaust Gas Recirculation, or EGR valve. I bought an EGR valve off E-bay and just replaced it myself, thinking the issue would be over. After I installed the new EGR valve, the code cleared, never to return.

    The story takes a funny twist at this point. I received a notice from California DMV that my car was being held up for registration renewal because of an uncorrected emissions recall. I look at the notice and it's for the EGR replacement. I took the car back to the dealer and they certified they replaced the recalled part. In other words, they certified they replaced a part they were unable to diagnose and that I ultimately had to replace myself. It's for reasons such as this that I sold my Trans Am and stopped racing. I spent thousands of dollars ensuring my '97 Trans Am had nothing but CARB (California Air Resource Board) approved modifications for low emissions, and high performance (427 dyno'd horsepower at the tires), yet $15 an hour greasemonkeys couldn't effectively manage the emissions process. It became too stressful trying to find a smogshop where people had a clue.

    John Schubert

    1. Re:Yep! They're called SEMA by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Why didnt you just point out the flaws to them and called them 'stupid asses' and say, "ill tell the whole world u morons"

      OT: are all car mechanics drug smoking loosers that like to rip people off? Maybe walkinto the repair shop wearing a formula1 jacket and sign the name with Mr Bob Schumnacher and speack with a german accent and claim "my dad is a board member of Daimer Chrylser"

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    2. Re:Yep! They're called SEMA by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1
      Actually I did exactly that. That was the "long story short". They got very concerned when I started calling a friend who is an government, automotive mechanical engineer, with close ties to GM. I was querying him about, "finding latent memory images of previous codes", which got their attention very quickly. I figured it must be like a memory location or a sector in a file system. Just because you "clear the code" (meaning, make the SES light go away), there must be an image left until overwritten. I saw them clear codes three times after that phone call (they must have thought, "This will REALLY clear it out"). After beating on them for 3 hours, they finally relented and in a very angry tone said they would fix the EGR. At that point I said, "No. No one is going to work on my car, that doesn't WANT to". I complained to the owner, General Manager, and the GM regional sales director, but never got a call back. Did I mention they also scratched the living hell out of my front clip and then buffed THROUGH my clear coat when trying to hide the scratches? Yeah...that dealership is bad news. Their issue was my headers, they were trying to say the headers were causing the code. I informed them about the Technical Service Bulletin from GM about the faulty EGR (which lead to the recall), as well as the headers being CARB approved and even _available from GM Performance Parts_! If they affected emissions, GM would not sell them (they were made by SLP, who made the Ram-Airs and SS around 95-97) and CARB would not have approved them. Side Bar: This is why SEMA is so crucial to the aftermarket autmotive community. They lobby the government, as well as the manufacturers, to make things better for the auto hobbyist.

      I did put up a webpage with my two horror stories from that dealer, and the humorous dialogue during a 2000 visit with the Pontiac salesguy (same dealer) who had no clue the Trans Am only came with one size of engine for the last 7 years, since 1993. My stats showed noone ever hit the page when searching for "Pontiac Dealers California" or "David J Phillips dealership" :) so I never bothered putting the page back up when I moved servers and re-organized my website.

  99. Data collection is soooo difficult by Posting=!Working · · Score: 1

    "Each model contains hundreds of codes," he said. "It's a huge undertaking to take every vehicle and to put every single code on the Internet. As we find gaps, we are filling them in."

    Yeah, how would the car manufacturer's representatives ever get lists of codes for their cars. It's freaking impossible.

    Given the shop manuals on CD for every new car, and anyone competent could probably have 100 models complete lists done in a week.

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  100. She was not driving ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she was a passenger in a parked car.

    McDonald's coffee was on average 20 degrees hotter than every other restaurant in the area. Hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns in 3-6 seconds. Ie. Not fit for human consumption.

  101. Why. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox. Why aren't the automakers bashing these third-party code readers over the head with the DMCA while they still can?"

    These congressmen can remember being young men, and working on their cars (for the most part). Cars are ancient enough, that even the 60-80 yr old politicians have all had this experience.

    The automakers are actual businessmen, and for over a century have produced a product for a profit. Sometimes a lemon of a product for too much money, other times a quality marvel for less than you could believe possible. But always, selling something real in return for the money they get. It's counter-intuitive for them to think of their "product" being information, the diagnostic codes. Sure, for years they've never done a single thing to help third-party companies make aftermarket parts (no need to help the competition), but they've never really exploited IP law beyond patents or trade secrets. This is why they don't do DMCA.

    Now, if we could somehow help them both make the short hop of logic from this scenario, to hardware/software hacking...

  102. you think it's odd.... why?? by e40 · · Score: 1

    It makes perfect sense... members of congress all drive cars but they don't want to hack Xboxes. Gimme mine, fuck you. That's the attitude alright.

  103. "Fire off a rant..." --Darl McBride by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.

    Perhaps this is because a car is something tangible. Every Congressman understands the need to work on your own car. Perhaps many Congressmen have worked on their own cars in their 20's. It is simply very widely accepted that people fix their own cars, and for that reason, Congress has no problem protecting your rights to do so.

    On the other hand, your XBox, or your computer, or whatever, is relatively new and the need to mess with these things is not very well understood. Why would you want to open that box and mess with the chips inside? Only because you're some pimply faced geek with no life, most likely, and that's just plain stupid. That is probably how Congress sees it.

    Maybe in 20 years, we'll have people in Congress who are sick of not being able to boot whatever operating system they want on their computer, and then they'll understand the need to protect your rights in that regard. But the big software and media companies are pushing as strongly as they can to make information rare and expensive, and to make sure that anybody who copies it for whatever reason (legitimate or not) is a pirate and should suffer punishments worse than 1000 murderers, rapists, and kidnappers.

    This is what we must fight against. We must make it known that it is retarded to fight against the nature of information. Ooooooooooh well.

  104. Right To Repait Act by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps what is needed is something similar to this ...
    http://www.aftermarket.org/Government/Grassro ots_A ctivities/hr2735.asp

    Maybe instead call it a "Consumer Electronics Owners Right To Repair Act"

    nick ...

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  105. freediag - A GPL'ed car diagnostic package. by sbaker · · Score: 4, Informative

    I don't think anyone mentioned this yet - so I will.

    I'm running a project to write a GPL'ed car diagnostic tool that runs under Linux (and probably BSD too). It's called 'freediag' and the current version works well enough to read out error codes (and possibly zero them) on at least a few types of car.

    You'll need to buy or build a cable to connect a laptop to the OBD-II port on your car. A simple serial cable won't do because you have to have optoisolators to protect your valuable laptop from the rigours of the crappy signal quality you get from most cars. If you buy one, it'll set you back maybe $70.

    Anyway - the project needs developers - and it needs testers (there are lot of different interface cables and a lot of different subtle variations on the supposed standard car interface).

    If you are interested - head over to http://freediag.sf.net (of course!) and sign up to the developer's mailing list.

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    1. Re:freediag - A GPL'ed car diagnostic package. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Linux Community Demands Free Laptops

  106. Why get your feathers ruffled? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, this is another fine example of /. getting the ignorant all worked up over nothing.

    Here is what I do:

    1) Stop by the dealership to get the problem diagnosed by the computer. This costs nothing.

    2) Once the official cause of the diagnostic code is determined, request they fax you an explanation of exactly what needs to be done.

    3) Call non-dealers and get quotes for the repairs. Use your faxed description so you can express the problem clearly to the other mechanic.

    4) Take the vehicle to the lowest bidder.

    See? That's not all that hard. The problem with /., they incite the exposure of ignorance by offering up one-sided, hot headed, articles and everyone runs with it like it's an "outrage". The true outrage is when people do not think their options through before going on a tangent about how evil empires are out to drain your pocket books. Of course, they are. That is what a business does. If you want the simplest, 1-step, solution to your problem, it will ALWAYS cost you more than if you did not mind putting a little effort into it.

    This whole thing reminds me of a scene where George Jetson presses a button on his food making machine, it doesn't work the first time. He then sprains his index finger on the second push. The end result was him kneeling to the floor crying about how difficult life is. Don't be like that. :)

    1. Re:Why get your feathers ruffled? by juuri · · Score: 3, Informative

      This starts with a basic incorrect fact. Getting hooked up by a dealer to read your ODBII error codes is almost ALWAYS billed as one hour standard labor.

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    2. Re:Why get your feathers ruffled? by joshki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What dealership do you go to?? All the VW dealers I know of charge 79.99 just to hook your car up to the computer, and that's pretty much standard these days.

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    3. Re:Why get your feathers ruffled? by sparkz · · Score: 1

      My Vauxhall Vectra's engine warning light came on - I was in an unfamiliar town, so I took it to the local Vauxhall dealership.
      No choice, really, I had a 260 mile drive home, and wasn't prepared to do that at half-efficiency (which happens by default with the light on).
      They had the car all day, kept stalling me when I phoned for status reports, then finally admitted that they were confused because it was reporting a problem with the aircon unit - that model doesn't *have* aircon!
      They charged me 80 to upgrade the firmware so it wouldn't do it again!
      Your "costs nothing" approach, again, this time with feeling? Steve

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    4. Re:Why get your feathers ruffled? by stienman · · Score: 1

      1) Stop by the dealership to get the problem diagnosed by the computer. This costs nothing.

      You have a good (or under used) dealership. Ford charges $65 where I'm at.

      2) Once the official cause of the diagnostic code is determined, request they fax you an explanation of exactly what needs to be done.

      Have you tried this before? Again, it's probably very dependant on the dealership. Further, the codes don't tell you what part is bad, they only tell you the symptoms. You have a procedure for each code to track down the part that's causing it. With just the codes you're getting a good guess, but you could replace 4-5 parts before getting the right one. Some codes are very specific (oxygen sensors, for instance) but some, such as the EGR Flow Insufficient could be one of three parts in a simple implementation, or many parts on a complex system.

      Here's the best tip I've received:

      When you buy a car from a dealership, insist that they include a manufacturer's service manual with the vehicle. This includes all the troubleshooting processes, good diagrams, etc. Then you can either fix it yourself, diagnose it yourself, or loan it to your mechanic when they fix your car.

      -Adam

    5. Re:Why get your feathers ruffled? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      You've just described a "D" customer, and one that any reputable automotive repair facility would turn away or at least prefer not to take as a customer.

      Here's the problem. The code doesn't tell you what is wrong with the car. It tells you which area is generating a code. It's like going to a PC technician, and saying, 'I'm getting a blue screen,' and then asking them to replace the monitor or the video card to fix the problem.

      Instead of trying to cheap your way out of it, buy a quality automotive, and spend time researching the technicians in your area instead of looking for the cheapest place you can find. You get what you pay for. I'd rather pay an honest, quality technician that is going to diagnose the PROBLEM and fix it once and for all. Not some parts changing monkey that will tell me any price to get me in the door, and just throw parts at it, either because they don't know how to repair a vehicle, or because you are insisting that is how the repair should be done.

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  107. RIAA a victim? That's novel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "To use the 'blame the victim' arguement"

    Nice, but the consumer is a victim of monopolistic practices by the RIAA members. Little tiffany downloading Justin Timberlake hardly makes the RIAA a "victim".

  108. ObHomer by sharkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How did they find their car when it was time to go home?

    You know those balls you put on your antenna to find your car in the parking lot? Everybody should have those!

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    1. Re:ObHomer by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      You know those balls you put on your antenna to find your car in the parking lot? Everybody should have those!

      If everyone had one.. then wouldn't that counteract the purpose? =)

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  109. Actually, its by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Saves. He passes to Moses, who shoots.... AND SCORES!

  110. Poster is an idiot by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it's odd that they think it's your God-given right to reverse-engineer your car, but not your XBox.

    Because, you fucktard, the DMCA applies to copyright enforcement devices and nothing else. No copyrighted content, no DMCA case.

    I'm just so sick of people (particularly on slashdot) bitching about the DMCA, copyright law, trademark law, and just about everything else IP without having any clue what the laws actualy say.

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  111. Re: Why not just display (a case history) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be happy if the diagnostic codes were halfway accurate. My experience with a 1985 Chevy S-10 2.5L (engine code "E") is a perfect 0.000 batting average. In all the times the trouble light has come on, not once has the problem been what the diagnostic code said it was. It has called for replacing the throttle position sensor, manifold pressure sensor, oxygen sensor, vehicle speed sensor, and idle air control...and every time, the real problem was a defective (stuck open) exhaust gas recirculation valve. Guess which part has no diagnostic code associated with it? Adding insult to injury, the official Chevrolet shop manual has a test for EGR valves that checks only for blocked or stuck closed valves, not one that sticks open. In fairness to GM, it was a sharp dealer mechanic who first solved the real problem and covered it under emissions warranty (17 years and 130,000 miles ago). Oh well, at least it's consistent--and paid for.

  112. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you gave some tree hugger slashbots coronaries with that one.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by puzzled · · Score: 1



      I lust after a Prius or an Insight for my daily driving. I believe vehicles like I describe will continue to exist with modifications to allow them to burn alcohol or *shudder* biodiesel.

      Environment aside, every once and a while its nice to drive something with enough torque to get some daylight under the front wheels.

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  113. Due to Evap - article is flawed. by vijayiyer · · Score: 1

    The "loose gas cap" code is an evap system code that is part of the OBD-II scanner. Most auto parts stores will read the code for free. The article is mostly BS.

  114. Everyone should drive a Cadillac! by up2ng · · Score: 0, Funny

    Press "off" anf "warmer" on the climate control, and you can do just about anything without a code reader ! saves me a shitload when I have to diag/fix her

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  115. So Xbox fuckups aren't lethal? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Simple, a badly maintained car can cause death. A badly maintained Xbox will cost you $99 for a new one.

    Like hell! I nearly died during the two weeks between breaking my Xbox and getting it repaired! One week longer, oh man... that would have been fatal, for sure!

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  116. Any way to tell car A from car B? by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    Is there any source of information that can guide a prospective car purchaser towards models that have less lock-in via secret code antics rather than more lock-in? If not, what starting points exist as far as defining terminology and offering ideas as to how to even quantify such lock-in?

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  117. People depend on their cars... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who cares about an Xbox gaming system... It doesn't make me money. But going without a car? I'm out of a job.

    I paid $20+ thousand dollars for this hunk of metal and you're telling me that I'm supposed to just kowtow to the almighty dealer every time I want my check-engine light turned off? I don't think so. I should have the option of going to the dealer, to be sure, but if I'm having a drivability problem, I want to go to someone I trust with my car, someone that charges less and I'm happier with.

    I've got an older Jeep Grand Cherokee with drivability problems. Thing is that Chrysler (Dodge) keeps pretty close tabs on their trouble codes so every time my car acts up, if I want to plug it into a computer to find out why its running rough I have to go to the dealer, pull into the service bay, talk to some dipshit who tells me to wait in the waiting room. By the time the technician 'calls my number' the car is running fine and I'm charged the minimum $75 fee for plugging the reader into my car. Because its just running rough, no trouble codes are set in the computer, and therefore the only way to catch the problem is when its happening.

    Conversely, It started happening again and I called my local mechanic telling him that I'm coming over, "Its acting up again". I pull up and he walks out with his code reader in hand, wiping his hands on a red shop towel. Plugs in the computer and sees immediately that I've got a widget stuck in the maniform valve, giving the ejection seat a prematurely high voltage which was advancing the ignition timing to fire way before tea-time.

    I dunno what was wrong that time, but all I know is it was a $110 part and $75 in labor and my Jeep is running like new...

    Dealers have their place, but not in every case.

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  118. not just wrong, but stupid by alizard · · Score: 1
    provide an opportunity to educate Congress by showing them that the needs of both professions with respect the DMCA (and other horrors) are basically very similar at heart.

    You are completely full of shit.

    Congress doesn't want to be educated, it wants to be paid off.

    Didn't you see that list of billion dollar companies above that lobbied Congress? Without serious campaign contributions, Congress would have paid no more attention to them than they will to you. Or in your case, should, you're an idiot.

    The geek community has been putting up dog and pony shows about various issues for the last generation. In this case, I'll even add the consumer electronics industry to the community, because while they're willing to use their lobbying force to get what matters to them, unlimited H1B/L1 , R&D tax credit, capital gains taxes, and now, no outsourcing monitoring or restrictions... with respect to laws which might restrict the use of their products to the point where consumers simply won't buy them, they send witnesses to Congressional hearings.

    So the aftermarket auto parts industry gets law that will get us access to "proprietary" auto industry code, and we get the DMCA and worse.

    The "geek community" should have gotten a serious PAC run by professional lobbyists (not that bullshit "geekPAC" joke) to represent us years ago and we should have been willing to contribute or to vote.

    Unfortunately, nobody who has made enough money out of our scene to provide the up-front money required to get such a thing going (estimate - $1-2M) thought it was worth it in time for the 2004 election cycle. So when they discover that the electronic hardware designs or software suddenly has to be approved by some Federal committee full of representatives of the entertainment cartel, feel free to laugh at them.

    Instead of organizing effectively, we've been lost in Libertarian fantasy about ignoring the political process or the even more dangerous delusions taught in civics classes about the process as it ought to be and that if we could only talk to Congressmen, we could convince them of the logic of our positions and get them to vote our way.

    Even redneck gun owners were smarter about this than we were, and they got the NRA, and got to keep their guns. Those senior citizens who "aren't smart enough to use the computers and software we make for them"? They have the AARP.

    Both gun owners and senior citizens get respect on Capitol Hill.

    We are getting what we deserve. When we are willing to raise real money to affect the political process, we will deserve better and we will get it.

  119. The biggest difference I can see... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are different standards applied to your car and your computer, hence different application of things like the DMCA.

    1. The owner of a car has a duty to keep that car in safe operating condition (if it is going to be used on the roads) If the law burdens a man with a responsibility, it must also provide him the means to carry it out. This generally precludes the law from tying him to a single vendor. (Think insurance, you can pay for it or post bond and insure yourself. You can pay for auto service or
    buy tools and do it yourself.)

    2. The law does not presently burden the owner of a computer to keep it in operating condition (if it is to be used on the internet.) Thus the DMCA may be enforced without creating a conflict.

    3. It might be beneficial to require the same standard of care for your computer that we require for your car, but don't hold your breath. Car accidents LOOK a lot more damaging than unsecure computers.

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  120. Sounds like Ken Thompson's Unix car by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

    There is a fable that has made the rounds of UNIX installations in the early days that describes a car that Ken Thompson helped to design. Ken is the originator of the file-system concept that is central to the design of UNIX. The fable goes something like this:

    Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver. Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the center of the dashboard. "The experienced driver," he says, "will usually know what's wrong."

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  121. Re:Do you want an AMATEUR working on your vehicle by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    I might want MYSELF to be able to fix my car, or at least be able to tell if the check engine light is something actually important, or just just an emissions nanny-alarm

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  122. The Saturn "Picnics" by PoignardSanglant · · Score: 1

    Certain people who bought Saturns were invited to these "Saturn Pride" get-togethers after a massive amount of recalls, probably to placate them and restore their faith in the company.

    What's funny is that they didn't need to find their car when it was time to go home. A representative of the company would take the paper they got sent in the mail and show them to their new car.

    A perfect way to organize a large-scale nationwide bad-vehicle swap, actually.

  123. Cars have been around longer then most congressmen by Makoss · · Score: 1

    X-Boxes have not.

    Cars are understood, they are 'An American Thing To Do.'

    X-Boxes involve computers, computers are SCARRY.

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  124. Says it all by Lee+Tacker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This quote from the article sums up almost all future computing legal issues. "The legislation argues that consumers own their vehicles in their entirety and should be able to access their onboard computers." All debates about piracy center around this idea. As we, as a society evolve into computing (just ask any 9 year old how to program your cell phone), we can only hope that the government falls on the side of the consumer as witnessed in legislation pending regarding cars. The future of computers and of programming will depend on one's ability to continually manipulate code to suit one's need. I will be damn proud if my son decides to reverse-engineer anything. Jon Lech Johansen's father must be the proudest father on the planet

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  125. Thanks for the tip, and +1 for AutoZone by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I want to give a sincere thanks for that tip. As a guy who loves his car but has never even managed to change his own oil, I'm a big fan of AutoZone, for four reasons:

    a) I live in Memphis, their HQ city;

    b) AutoZone graciously provides space for many of the Memphis Linux user group meetings;

    c) Every time I've gone to AutoZone, the people have been polite and I don't feel like I'm getting screwed;

    d) They've been sued by SCO ;)

    I own a 2000 Monte Carlo. It has an on-dash LCD style display which pops up any messages in black on an orange background. It was an AutoZone employee who solved my mysterious ongoing "Low Tire Pressure" message problem. I'd bought a digital tire pressure gauge and repeatedly ensured that all the tires were fine. I couldn't figure out what was going on, but the car's out of warranty now, and I was loathe to go to the dealer. So when I went by AutoZone to buy some Rain-X, I asked the guy working the register if he knew anything about this issue.

    Not only did he know, he said "let's take a look at it." He came out with his own pressure gauge to inspect my tires, and spent at least 15 minutes talking with me like he was my best friend, no charge. Apparently the newer Chevy models have sensors which determine the "tire pressure" by judging the alignment of the wheels against each other. Assuming that all four tires are properly aligned, if one is rotating out of sync with the others, low tire pressure is a proper diagnosis... But if the alignment is off, the "Low Tire Pressure" warning displays incessantly. The AutoZone guy explained this in detail, I got a rotate/balance the next time I had an oil change, and lo and behold, no more "Low Tire Pressure" light.

    Fucking amazing. If I'd gone to one of the local garages, they'd have probably charged me $30+ just to take a look, not to mention a proper diagnosis. The AutoZone guy did it free, and quite happily, after I'd made a whopping $4 purchase of a bottle of Rain-X.

    I was once told that AutoZone has a 4 terabyte database hanging around somewhere. Any idea if this is true?

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    1. Re:Thanks for the tip, and +1 for AutoZone by Otto · · Score: 1

      Apparently the newer Chevy models have sensors which determine the "tire pressure" by judging the alignment of the wheels against each other. Assuming that all four tires are properly aligned, if one is rotating out of sync with the others, low tire pressure is a proper diagnosis... But if the alignment is off, the "Low Tire Pressure" warning displays incessantly.

      Yes, I know this as I have a Chevy myself. Had it happen to me in fact, although in my case it actually was a leak in the tire. Newer Ford's use a different system with tire pressure monitors actually embedded in the tire, at the valve stem. Less chance of a false positive, more sensitive, but every time you change the tire you've got to reprogram the car with the ID's of the tire sensors. They sell a special tool to shops to do this.

      I like Chevy's system better. Although the LTP light does come on if there's an alignment issue, at least you know there's an alignment issue or a low tire. :)

      I was once told that AutoZone has a 4 terabyte database hanging around somewhere. Any idea if this is true?

      Don't know anything about a 4 terabyte DB. Not sure I'd be able to talk about it if I did. ;)

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  126. More Legislation--I'm Appalled by MrRee · · Score: 1

    OK, I work in a major auto manufacturing facility as an IT engineer. Does anyone realize how much time and effort is being expended to meet government regulations regarding auto manufacturing? We've had to spend millions building systems that aquire, store, and track data for tires, airbags, onboard computers, radios, paint, fluids, batteries, etc. Do we obsorb that cost? NOOOOOO--we pass it to the consumer. That's why the average auto costs around $24000 in the US. What about the third brake light or tire pressure monitoring (and you thought that was an "added safety option"--nope--required by government and soon to be on all cars).

    Don't cry labor--there's only about $500-$700 in labor in any given vehicle except the exotics of course.

    And now--another government regulation. Not withstanding these codes are publically available and the tools to read them are out there. This is just senseless, meaningless, does nothing to improve anything legislation.

    On another note, the CODE that runs the car IS copyrighted material. It's code-just like a game ROM. I'm not sure I see how XBOX modders are being punished but the "speed chip" industry isn't. Maybe that's another discussion.

    1. Re:More Legislation--I'm Appalled by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1
      On another note, the CODE that runs the car IS copyrighted material. It's code-just like a game ROM. I'm not sure I see how XBOX modders are being punished but the "speed chip" industry isn't. Maybe that's another discussion.

      That's an easy one--the XBOX modders shouldn't be punished easy. Once something is purchased, it belongs to the buyer, not the seller. Perhaps it might be possible to enforce some restrictions on leased or even financed vehicles, but I'll be buggered if I ever "license" a car.

    2. Re:More Legislation--I'm Appalled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/punished easy/punished either/ -- I'm tired, obviously.

    3. Re:More Legislation--I'm Appalled by MrRee · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. My car, I'll do what I want with it. And it makes me mad that I'm considered a criminal if I mod an XBox, but not a criminal if I mod the PCM in my car. There is no difference...

  127. Handheld Readers Pay for Themselves by syntap · · Score: 1

    I got a handheld OBD II reader a while ago. It is great to be able to read codes and tell a dealer what to look for, but the best use I've found is the ability to clear the check engine light. Many things that throw the light are designed to let the light go off if they don't repeat themselves after three or four engine starts. Rather than wait on that, I can clear the code immediately. If it keeps coming right back on, I know I've got a problem that needs fixing.

    It is a good remedy for puckered-butt syndrome if you can run some diags yourself rather than rely on a hopefully-competent fixit shop or dealership.

  128. Re:Biiig difference... to a Congressman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, they like their friend joe's auto repair shop who usually fixes their car for free, but he is complaining that he can't fix it because of unfair practices by the dealerships

  129. 3 stikes=nu car..yeahh..dat was befor da DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try the same thing now buddy in the 'good ole USA'
    First thing they will do is slap you in jail and a heavy fine for criticising a corporation....veggie libel law (woman in Michigan spent a year in jail for telling a newspaper and showing the evidence of a cockroach in her cola bottle)

    Next they would fine you and jail you for 'reverse
    engineering by possession of a code reading device'
    which could be used to 'discover the workings of
    a security system' (your air bags possibly?) and take you to Guantanamo to be tortured (interpretation: you are not in the USA and now have no rights as if you ever did) and then prostituted as a terrorist under the Patriot Act
    and the DMCA

  130. Viruses for cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe multi-auto places have viruses in their open test-computers? Is there any anti-virus for car-testers?

    Oh, my car is displaying a message: "I love you". Mcafee, help! ;-)

  131. Because they're written by lawyers by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

    ...for lawyers.

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  132. Free Code Reading at Autozone by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1

    Autozone will read out your car's codes for free. Why pay more!

  133. Open Source Diagnostics (freediag) by Wanker · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the freediag Open Source (GPL) effort to build a program to read the diagnostic information that's available. A special hardware interface is needed to connect your PC to your car, but they're not hard to find and not horribly expensive. (see the freediag supported interfaces list for more info including one RS232 to OBD-II converter you can build yourself.)

    The project is still pretty new, so if your car isn't supported and the codes are available from the National Automotive Task Force site, it probably wouldn't be too hard to hack them in.

  134. Recourse to the law by Medievalist · · Score: 1


    "Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful."

    --Anacharsis (to Solon the Lawgiver, as reported by Plutarch)

  135. Camry has 1000x The Computing Power of The Apollo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then why can't my Camry take me to the moon?

  136. so now you understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why the US has been trying to overthrow the government there.

    After Kosovo and Iraq BS, I cant wait to find out the reason theyll use to justify attacking Venezuela if they cant get it done internally.
    (The press in Caracas and hte whiter skinned elite have power but Chavez has all the support of the dark skinned aboriginal people, so what we see on the news is skewed).

    Mark my words, if they dont succeed in creating a civil war, the US will intervene.
    Just a matter of when and creating the right conditions for an excuse like the Rambouillet 'Peace' talks did for hte Clintonistas and their muslim terrorist friends.

    dd

  137. MOD PARENT UP [Re:Not so odd] by alexburke · · Score: 1

    Parent's poster has hit the nail right on the head. Mod them up!

  138. Already happening right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go buy yourself a new Dodge SRT-4, Dodge already has Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 upgrades for your vehicle. The upgrades are more than just ECU tinkering and will include new engine hardware. Info here http://www.mopar.com/perf_srt.htm

  139. get your facts here by swordsaintzero · · Score: 1

    Fact of the matter is A.Z. scanners dont give real time diagnostics as the engine is running, also if the system doesnt store hardcodes they cant read the trouble code at all. There is also the troublesome fact that not all cars are obd2 compliant, nor does the socket under the dash stay the same from car to car. Not to mention our obd2 socket has 9 different keys in order to be able to talk to different brands of cars. Chryslers diagnostic harness is probably the most accurate of all the brands of car I work on. As good as mercedes bmw and audi if not better. Something else people should realise is that often the on board diagnostics are so bad they give you erroneous codes that have nothing to do with the issue. Our shop has Snap-on diagnostics equipment you have to spend a few grand for the initial equipment a few grand more for the software and every few years get hit up again when new software comes out. Same as most dealerships use. The high cost of the equipment is why all the cheap date guys bitching about a 60 dollar diagnostic fee get hit for that much. The open source diag that I read about farther up has definately peaked my interest. I am going to make an ebuild of it with the authors permission and post it on my site. Shampoo is better!... conditioner is better !.... .SIG rules Shampoo AND Conditioner!!!! ... what are you looking at freeswan?

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