But I was thinking of a way
To feed oneself on batter,
And so go on from day to day
Getting a little fatter.
I shook him well from side to side,
Until his face was blue:
"Come, tell me how you live," I cried,
"And what it is you do!"
--The White Knight's Song by Lewis Carroll
It's basically an Internet comedy youtube video about video games, except it isn't funny and has a lot of really bad tranny porn in it.
I once read a review of the Batman and Robin movie that said, "one man's homoerotic fantasy. see it, but tear your own eyes out first" which applies equally to this video.
If you'd like to see something funny on youtube about video games, might I suggest Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw's Review of the Darkness Demo. That's actually good and entertaining, and doesn't fill you with existential horror.
Actually, speaking of this, this article about an actual 8-bit product that few know about may help ease the pain of this content-less 8-Bit news story:
Is this better or worse than requiring a CD in the drive to play?
That depends. Does the CD have Star Force on it or something comparatively benign? I'd say that requiring a CD is a slight advantage from the user's perspective. The reason why is that you can do your best to keep track of your CDs and hopefully won't need a no-CD hack.
However, when EA shuts down it's servers, you'll be out of luck without a no-Internet hack. (There will likely be a no-Internet hack for older, popular games though.)
As a fan of the original series, I can say that odds are that this movie will be deeper than Blade Runner, Brazil and 2001:A Space Odyssey combined!!!
I mean there's a twist, and I don't want to give away anything... but there's a big secret involving Racer X. And the existential angst of Spritle and Chim-Chim. Like something out of Kafka, you see, one of the twins is actually a chimpanzee.
If this movie doesn't sweep the academy awards, I'll have to believe that it must be because it was too deep for them.
The other day I was watching the Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip video "I Lost My Heart to A Starship Trooper" (greatest video ever!) with my younger brother, and she gets to the line "...and evil darth Vader he's been banished to Mars."
Well, my brother pointed out, "Um, excuse me, Star Wars takes place long, long ago in a galaxy far away. Exactly how would Darth Vader get to earth's Solar System to be 'banished to Mars?'"
I came here with a simple dream: a dream to kill all humans. And this is how it must end? So who's the real seven billion ton robot monster? Not I. Not... I.
Owing to, well, owing more than I can afford, my most recent console is a nice purple Gamecube (unless you count my Yobo FC Dual). However, years ago after my Sega Genesis power supply burned out, I came up with a simple solution for it. I put a cheap plastic fan on the floor, aimed it at the power supply (which was well ventilated) and made sure to turn on my surge protector when I was playing. Did it help? Who knows? It is the same basic principal as the fans in a computer case though. After a while I gave it up and just bought a spare power supply.
Of course, that doesn't help with the house fire problem...
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But I was thinking of a way
To feed oneself on batter,
And so go on from day to day
Getting a little fatter.
I shook him well from side to side,
Until his face was blue:
"Come, tell me how you live," I cried,
"And what it is you do!"
--The White Knight's Song by Lewis Carroll
Some people can't help themselves.
Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse
World of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
Quackshot, which was ok but had annoying music.
Mickey Mania: The Timeless Adventures of Mickey Mouse, one of the better Sega CD games.
Disney's Aladdin
Good Times...
It can't possibly be worse than that... can it?
The aliens, I wonder.... What do they look like?
For the love of life, there's a trade off. We could lose it all, but we'll go down fighting.
Caligula is long dead, crisis averted.
I once read a review of the Batman and Robin movie that said, "one man's homoerotic fantasy. see it, but tear your own eyes out first" which applies equally to this video.
If you'd like to see something funny on youtube about video games, might I suggest Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw's Review of the Darkness Demo. That's actually good and entertaining, and doesn't fill you with existential horror.
History of the NES game that never was: Hellraiser from Color Dreams
It was like falling into Hell.
If Pinhead shows up, I'm telling him it was Timothy who opened the Box.
However, when EA shuts down it's servers, you'll be out of luck without a no-Internet hack. (There will likely be a no-Internet hack for older, popular games though.)
It has Udo Kier in it.
Well, since Speed Racer won't be out in time, how about The Dead Pool.
I mean there's a twist, and I don't want to give away anything... but there's a big secret involving Racer X. And the existential angst of Spritle and Chim-Chim. Like something out of Kafka, you see, one of the twins is actually a chimpanzee.
If this movie doesn't sweep the academy awards, I'll have to believe that it must be because it was too deep for them.
Word is a copy of Wordperfect
Excel is a copy of Visicalc.
xbill a game that illustrates your fears...
Well, my brother pointed out, "Um, excuse me, Star Wars takes place long, long ago in a galaxy far away. Exactly how would Darth Vader get to earth's Solar System to be 'banished to Mars?'"
But I'm shocked, shocked, to think that a GTA game would have crimes in it. What would Sonny Forelli say?
1. Imbibe alcoholic drink of choice until plastered.
2. Put driving game of choice in console (or have non-inebriated person do it for you).
3. Play game.
This works just as well with GTA IV (or Vice City) as with Mario Kart.
But video game companies are paragons of virtue, it's morally wrong to infringe on their vitally important intellectual property...
Of course, that doesn't help with the house fire problem...