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  1. How can I get one? on Remote Controlled Rats · · Score: 2
    The experiments used three implanted electrodes -- one in the brain region that senses reward or pleasure, and one each in areas that process signals from the rat's left and right whisker bundles.

    So, where the hell is this pleasure region of the brain, and how can I get an electrode implanted there? (Of course, the remote would have a 256-bit encrypted password known only to me...)

  2. Re:What about on Senate Bill Would Make Clandestine Video Taping Illegal · · Score: 2
    ..free transfer .prn so sex.com becomes sex.com.prn...

    Of course, the above poster neglects to mention that he/she has reserved com.prn and hopes to collect a fortune leasing out subdomains after the free initial transfer.

  3. Re:Typing in the Dark on Virtual Keyboard a Reality · · Score: 2
    Neat keyboard and great for people like me who like to use computers in low or light. I'm always turning on pesky desklamps to find the keyboard.

    Try the Kensington FlyLight. It plugs into the USB port for its power. I love it, and my GF bought one for her boss for xmas, who loves it too.

    So far it is the only Windows USB device that has never crashed. :)

  4. Re:Crap on Cringely: OS X on Intel · · Score: 2
    If it lost the hardware business it would immediately drop its revenues from $8 billion to around $500 million. Even if its profits went up at the same time (which they might), they would get crucified on Wall Street for this. No sane company would ever pursue a strategy that involved such a dramatic cut in its revenue stream.

    Except maybe VALinux?

  5. How to fix a car radio on What happens When You Cook Your Palm Pilot · · Score: 5, Interesting
    About 10 years ago my wife spilled some Coke (or Pepsi) into the dashboard, and somehow it drained into the radio/cassette, rendering the unit nonfunctional. The dealer and a repairman declared it a total loss.

    Here is what I did to resurrect it.

    I took the radio out of the car and the cover off the radio. I filled the kitchen sink with cold, clean water and soaked everything, cassette player and all, for 1 hour. Drained the water, refilled the sink, and soaked for another 15 minutes (rinse cycle). Finally, I baked it at 160 deg F in an (electric) oven for 8 hours.

    Why 160? I figured a car radio could get that hot when the car was in the sun with the doors closed. I hesitated to go higher, mainly concerned with the plastic parts in the cassette player.

    The radio and cassette still work fine to this day. Yeah, I still own the car - these days only gas-hogging SUVs match the surprising storage space inside of the tiny-looking frame of a 1988 Honda Wagovan, AFAIK made only one year, and only in tan. With plenty of headroom for extra-tall folks.

  6. Piracy as a marketing tool on Do You Pay for Your Shareware? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The author completely ignores the possibility that the pirated versions actually helped promote the software. For example, Alice has a pirated version she shows to friend Bob. Impressed, Bob gets and pays for an officially registered copy. If Alice had to pay for it, she probably wouldn't have it it the first place, and Bob would have never known it existed. For better or worse, piracy is probably the best marketing tool there is. The key is to keep the fact you know this a secret (and publicly, constantly whine about how you can barely afford toilet paper because of pirates), and make it somewhat difficult but not too difficult to pirate.

  7. Re:Unix email can also corrupt plain-text... on Borking Outlook Express · · Score: 2
    If you would have read the link I had, you would have figured it out that the problem is legacy application don't do this. You can't just start changing legacy behaviour, and expect things like digital signatures, etc to not break tremendously. The whole mbox thing is fraught with legacy problems.

    I read the link and I disagree with it. My point is to change the mbox "standard" to correctly escape "From "s and fix the legacy applications using it. I don't want signature software to predict mangling or premangle my message; I would consider such software to be broken also and it too should be fixed. If a signature breaks because of mangling that is a good thing, since it tells me my message was corrupted. For you, "From" mangling might be a minor nuisance; for others it is a serious problem, especially when the user has no idea it's happened until it's too late, such as after a LaTeX article appears permanently in print. The user has a right to expect a message to go through intact.

    I don't see how my proposal would make things any worse than they are now, even before all legacy apps are corrected. Already "From"s are mangled unpredictably depending on the message's path, and already signatures break accordingly. With my proposed mbox standard, over time the problem would eventually go away as legacy apps are slowly corrected; but with the present mbox standard the problem will never go away.

  8. Re:Unix email can also corrupt plain-text... on Borking Outlook Express · · Score: 1, Redundant

    A very interesting analysis [netscape.com] of this by JWZ points out that it's not really escaping 'From', but munging it, because there is no 'escaping' of >From

    Why can't it be a true escape with the following algorithm?

    To escape: If a line begins with n ">"s (including n=0), followed by the 5 characters "From ", then prefix the line with an additional ">".

    To unescape: If a line begins with n ">"s (n >= 1), followed by the 5 characters "From ", then remove the first ">".

  9. Unix email can also corrupt plain-text... on Borking Outlook Express · · Score: 5, Informative
    There is an amusing Unix bug ("feature"?) with plain text email that bites co-authors emailing (as in-line text) LaTeX documents back and forth. A line beginning with the 5 characters "From " will have a ">" put in front of it on many systems. This causes LaTeX to render the word as "?From" (with upside down question mark). Once I caught this in the nick of time just before the final proof was submitted. I now routinely change all "From" to "{}From" since I just know my coauthors are going to send it back in-line. But I'd bet there are quite a few published scientific papers out there with the typo "?From" in them.

    I understand the purpose of the ">" is to escape the "From " that separates emails. But I never understood why it was not unescaped upon reading the email.

    By the way the problem is so common that the LaTeX manual has an index entry called, "From, line beginning with", and calls the problem "a bit of fossilized stupidity".

  10. What about PostgreSQL? on P4 2.2GHz Overclocked to 3.5GHz · · Score: 3, Troll

    How does PostgreSQL compare to Oracle? Is PostgreSQL more or less secure than Oracle? I don't know. I've never heard of a problem with it nor have I had one. Is PostgreSQL faster or slower than Oracle? I don't know, and apparently Oracle desperately doesn't want anyone to find out. From benchmarks that have had Oracle results deleted to benchmarks that someone (I wonder who?) has gotten the ISP to remove for "violation of our Terms of Service" (this used to be a benchmark), Oracle is very aggressive in preventing anyone from finding out how their database really performs. I wonder why? (However what might be another version of the second benchmark seems to have survived by carefully avoiding the mention of names of proprietary products.) All I know is that after trying to deal with the bloat of Oracle on a less-than-mainframe-class PC, PostgreSQL was a lean, mean breath of fresh air. Converting PL/SQL to PL/pgSQL was easy, too.

  11. Re:PEBKAC on Writing Documentation · · Score: 2

    I use pdflatex to generate PDF files directly, instead of latex -> dvipdf. It comes with the latex package. I recall there were some problems with some documents with the two step process that went away with pdflatex, but it's been a long time since I used dvipdf and I can't remember the details. I've never had a problem with pdflatex.

  12. The next story on How Google Saved USENET · · Score: 5, Funny
    Since Salon's revenue is based on page hits, the next story will be:

    How Slashdot Saved Salon

  13. MS successfulness != code quality on How To Make Software Projects Fail · · Score: 3, Insightful
    According to Joel, the single greatest development sin a software company can commit is "deciding to completely rewrite your product from scratch, on the theory that all your code is messy and bug prone and is bloated...A programmer will whine about a function that he thinks is messy. It's supposed to be a simple function to display a window or something, but for some reason it takes up two pages and has all these ugly little hairs and stuff on it and nobody knows why. OK. I'll tell you why. Those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Jill had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn't have Internet Explorer. Another one fixes a bug that occurs in low memory conditions. Another one fixes some bug that occurred when the file is on a floppy disk and the user yanks out the diskette in the middle. That LoadLibrary call is sure ugly but it makes the code work on old versions of Windows 95. When you throw that function away and start from scratch, you are throwing away all that knowledge. All those collected bug fixes. Years of programming work."

    My God. So this is what Microsoft code looks like? It's a miracle it can be maintained at all. This sounds like sloppy coding by trial-and-error, at its worst. Code filled with "ugly little hairs and stuff" that "nobody knows why" is almost a guaranteed recipe for buggy, unstable code. If all these "bug fixes" were properly commented to begin with there would be no argument as to why they should be kept. Thank God for open source, where programmers are _proud_ to show off their code (well, a lot of them, anyway).

    I would attribute the successfulness of Microsoft, and the failure of others, to factors other than the quality of its code.

  14. Re:As seen on Excite on @Home Network Approaching Shutdown · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A burnrate of 6 million per week is not good.

    Well, that's over 4 million subscribers -- $1.50 per subscriber per week. Would the subscribers not be willing to absorb a price increase of what amounts to a cup of coffee per week to keep their cable modem service? And any more than that, say $2.00 per week, would be a $100 million per year profit. Sure you might lose a few but most would probably pay -- I mean what's the alternative?

  15. Glass windowing on Linux on Fast Alpha-Blending In Your GUI · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Translucent windowing has also been in Linux; here is an example (not mine; look it up on Usenet). (Warning: Partial nudity.) I don't know how it compares since the site referenced in the article has been slashdotted.

  16. Re:I disagree. on Libraries Asked To Destroy Reports, Databases · · Score: 2
    Lastly, how can you say telling the "truth" is always good. Your credit card number, home address, and phone number are the "truth".

    You are mixing up privacy with truth. No one says you have to reveal your credit card number to me. But stating a false one rarely serves any purpose other than fraud. And imagine if the phone book, rather than simply suppressing unlisted phone numbers, listed them with false information, so you could not trust anything you found in it.

    Lies are not always bad.

    With this statement, you tell me I cannot trust anything you say. If you're going to say something, tell the truth, otherwise say nothing, if it's none of my business. If it is my business, like a flaw in a product I'm about to purchase from you, then you should say it, and truthfully. That is, if you are an honorable person. (Perhaps I am unusual in that respect; if I sell someone a used car I just cannot feel good about myself unless I disclose its known problems.)

    We have no laws that simply say you cannot lie.

    And I would want no such law. It is a matter of ethics and trust. Once a government, company, or girlfriend is caught in a lie, you can no longer trust them, except under very extraordinary circumstances.

  17. Re:I disagree. on Libraries Asked To Destroy Reports, Databases · · Score: 2
    We limit your right to yell fire. We limit commercial speech. We limit your right to speak intentional lies about people (e.g., slander/libel laws). All are generally recognized to be in the public's best interest. Why is it any less legitimate to not allow the public 100% free and open access to sensitive and detailed information?

    Regarding your 3 examples:

    • Yelling fire (when there is not one) entails stating a falsehood.
    • A fraudulent or misleading claim in a commercial entails stating a falsehood.
    • Slander and libel entail stating falsehoods.
    This, in my mind, is their distinction. Telling lies is never good. Knowing the truth is always good.
  18. Re:So soon we'll be hearing... on Light Emitting Pictures On Standard Inkjet Printer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The dog ate my homework."

    "Why didn't you print out another copy?"

    "It ate my monitor too..."

    "Why didn't you print out another monitor?"

    "It ate my computer too..."

  19. Stability on KernelTrap Talks WIth GNU/Hurd Developer Neal Walfield · · Score: 2
    From the interview: The GNU/Hurd, as a desktop system is quite usable, albeit, a bit slow. In terms of stability, there are not many major crashers. Which is to say, an uptime of over a week is quite possible.

    In this age of MS-think, that means it's time to release it!

    That said, I would not recommend using the GNU/Hurd on a server. At least not yet.

    Hmm, that never stopped our friends in Redmond.

    (Seriously, though, an interesting interview.)

  20. Re:Security fixes on Linux 2.4.13 · · Score: 2
    Several potential vulnerabilities involving ptrace() have been closed, preventing a few kernel-based local root exploits.

    MORE ptrace vulnerabilities? I thought these were fixed in 2.4.9.

  21. Re:Probably overheating on Crashing Xbox Kiosks · · Score: 2

    Hey, it was meant to be a joke - my humor must be too subtle, sorry. But you do raise an interesting speculation - if software can be licensed instead of sold, why can't hardware, subject to the same terms? In other words you don't own the XBox, you just license it from Microsoft. For the same $299 price (or whatever it is). That way they could have a more or less consistent EULA throughout their product line. Or is this not possible because the "property" not quite as "intellectual"?

  22. Re:all I want in life (computer-wise) on Groups Push FTC to Act on MS XP, Passport · · Score: 2
    You instead purchase a retail box version of the OS at Best Buy, from buy.com, or any other number of vendors.

    Now you have a copy of a Windows OS that you can carry with you to any single new machine you purchase.

    That's the way it used to be, before Activation(TM). With XP, you're permanently locked to the first machine you installed it on (and even then, if you upgrade your hardware, you're at MS's mercy as to whether they'll let you reactivate).

  23. Re:Probably overheating on Crashing Xbox Kiosks · · Score: 2
    Either they fix 'em as they go bad (and with piss poor ventalation and kiddies manhandling 'em they're going to go bad quicker than normal) and eat a lot of $$$, or they don't fix 'em and piss off a lot of customers.

    The EULA probably states something like "The HARDWARE comes AS IS, with no implied warranty of merchantability, no warranty of fitness for a particular purpose, nor any warranty against interference with your enjoyment of the HARDWARE or against infringement, blah, blah, blah..." As for pissing off customers, Windows 3.1, 95, 98,... have already conditioned their expectations.

  24. Re:FYI: Google has organized all newstory links. on More On Tragedy · · Score: 2

    A general overview of some companies' status. (I didn't see this on AP/Reuters newsfeeds.) Some message boards are attempting to collect lists of survivors such as this.

  25. Re:Important: Canada's DMCA-like proposal deadline on Congress Plans DMCA Sequel: The SSSCA · · Score: 1

    Of course it is DMCA, not DCMA. I also have trouble with MSCE, I mean MCSE. (Don't mod this up; it's just that I can't bear not to correct my silly error.)