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GraveD sent linkage to a site explaining how a homemade nitrogen cooling system overclocked a P4 from 2.2Ghz to an incredible 3.5ghz. There's plenty of stuff to poke at over there. Update: 01/17 20:42 GMT by T : boaworm writes: "According to this paper, the Finnish geeks have successfully oveclocked a Pentium 4 to 3675 Mhz. They claim it is a new World Record, and it sure looks like they beaten another O/C'd Pentium 4 submitted earlier today on slashdot. (Summary in English in the end)."

620 comments

  1. You mean to tell me... by smaug195 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Larry Ellison is a egotistical ass? I am shocked!

    1. Re:You mean to tell me... by steve · · Score: 1

      Well anyone in this industry who even thinks of using words like "unbreakable" or "100% " is just asking to get beaten to death with a stick.

      --
      "there is a marmot in the bucket ? I'll go fix that." (don't ask)
    2. Re:You mean to tell me... by Jburkholder · · Score: 2, Funny

      3 words..

      White Star Line

      Does seem to be tempting fate to say "unbreakable", doesn't it>

    3. Re:You mean to tell me... by shokk · · Score: 1

      Pride cometh before the fall. With arrogance like that, they're bound to slip up, since they start to think they're golden no matter what they do. The key is whether they'll be rock solid after they finally fix these holes, or if we'll continue to see hole after Microsoftian hole.

      --
      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
    4. Re:You mean to tell me... by acceleriter · · Score: 1

      Not even G0c| can 0w|\| this server.

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      CEE5210S The signal SIGHUP was received.

  2. I haven't seen it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless you've been living in a cave, you've seen Oracle's Unbreakable campaign

    I guess I've been living in a cave.

    1. Re:I haven't seen it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I've been living in a cave.

      Osama's alive, and he's using Sybase.

    2. Re:I haven't seen it! by garcia · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I haven't seen it either. Oracle hasn't seen it either b/c they are over their heads in bullshit.

  3. This Is Why People Wait by TRoLLaXoR · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Who falls for such ludicris, ridiculous claims? I can't imagine an IT guy taking any of Ellison's claims seriously. Maybe someone that went to DeVry...

    We're waiting on moving to 9i. No, wait, we're not even waiting. We just moved to 8i last year and there's no reason to move to 9i for us now, no matter how "unbreakable" or not 9i is.

    Happily, though, these holes will get plugged and when we *do* move to 9i, it might be closer to being *giggle* unbreakable.

  4. Reverse Psychology by NiftyNews · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't it be great if the inverse also worked?

    MS could just announce that "Our software code is like swiss cheese when it comes to security" and #POOF#, all the holes would be sealed for good.

    1. Re:Reverse Psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS could just announce that "Our software code is like swiss cheese when it comes to security" and #POOF#, all the holes would be sealed for good.

      If MS ever said that it very well could come true, for two reasons.

      1. No one would bother targeting Windows for secuirty exploits. Why bother? There is no percieved challenge in it.

      2. People would stop using it, at least where security is important. The number of Windows machines would go down, meaning even less exploitable machines and the trickle down effect starts there.

    2. Re:Reverse Psychology by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Or that .NET is... um.... like a net?

    3. Re:Reverse Psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is always easier to find a counter example where the attack works than having to prove full coverage of all the possible attacks.

  5. Would this qualify under by ViceClown · · Score: 3, Insightful
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    1. Re:Would this qualify under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, we already have a law that covers Ellison's egotistical remarks. It's called fraud. Not that he'll ever be prosecuted for it, but still...

  6. Same as with the Titanic... by quigonn · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...unsinkable didn't mean unsinkable, after all...

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    A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    1. Re:Same as with the Titanic... by baronben · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Wow, there are a whole lot of pissed off mods today. I'm all in favor of moderation, just look at all the -1 posts to see why, but when it gets abused like this, I can only wonder how many truly good posts have been moded down by moderators who think that the mere fact that they don't agree with some one's opinions makes that post a troll. Thank god for metamoding.

    2. Re:Same as with the Titanic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oracle 10i ... Unbreakable II

  7. Is the gov't still going to use it by alen · · Score: 1, Troll

    to hold all the info about you like birthdate, medical records, genetic map, criminal record and all the porn you've ever downloaded?

    1. Re:Is the gov't still going to use it by ndfa · · Score: 3, Funny

      all the porn you've ever downloaded
      Just imagine :
      select * from downloaded_porn_table where porn_search_string like '%Natalie Portman scared and petrified%'

      --
      Non-Deterministic Finite Automata
    2. Re:Is the gov't still going to use it by aralin · · Score: 2
      Yes, in proper environment its still as secure as ever. And lets compare it with alternatives...
      • Oracle - 14 security certificates
      • IBM - 1 security certificate
      • M$ - 0 security certificates
      --
      If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    3. Re:Is the gov't still going to use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! And the parent of this comment got moderated as a troll...

    4. Re:Is the gov't still going to use it by Yankovic · · Score: 1

      You've got that backwards. MS has 1 security certificate, DB/2 has 0.

    5. Re:Is the gov't still going to use it by xmedar · · Score: 2

      you forgot... and hot_grits=true

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced man is indistinguishable from God
  8. All software is breakable - by eclectro · · Score: 0, Troll


    unless it's coded in Forth.

    --
    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    1. Re:All software is breakable - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... in which case, nobody uses it anyway, since Forth is a dead language.

    2. Re:All software is breakable - by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Offtopic

      Well, because Forth to understand, like Yoda you must speak, that is.

      Chris Mattern

    3. Re:All software is breakable - by rossz · · Score: 2

      What an incredibly stupid statement.

      I've dealth with Forth programs. They were just as buggy if not more buggy than programs written in REAL languages.

      And yes, I know Forth.

      --
      -- Will program for bandwidth
    4. Re:All software is breakable - by Fubar · · Score: 1

      > And yes, I know Forth.

      Yeah, he was Third's brother, right?

  9. Conflicted by spatrick_123 · · Score: 1

    Part of me wants to say "Is there ANYONE who still thinks corporate slogans are actually a reflection of the performance of a product?". But then I realize that many, many people who are responsible for purchasing software probably think exactly that.

    So I'm not sure how I feel about this, but it will be funny to see Ellison squirm a little bit - this should do wonders for his campaign to be the official database of Big Brother.

    1. Re:Conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      I dunno... I agree that it's caveat emptor when you take a company's word for its own products. Master lock may show you a padlock taking a bullet, when you know good and well you can snap the hasp with a bolt cutter or any decent source of leverage. But they don't call their padlocks unbreakable. Volkswagon may tout it's nifty computerized wheel differential thingy, but they don't say "the car that cannot skid!"


      And it seems from the article that, insult to injury, some of the holes (i.e. buffer overflow problems) are very basic security flaws. Their spokewoman can obsfucate alls he wants but the fact is that rather than make a claim they could justify (good security and fast response to problems) they made an unjustifiable claim they were bound to have to eat at some point.

    2. Re:Conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I just saw a new marketing campaign for an operating system... "LINUX is free!"

  10. Barenaked Ladies knew it all along by gtaluvit · · Score: 0

    "Anyone perfect must be lieing." - Falling For the First Time

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    - gtaluvit (prnc. GOT-tuh-LUV-it)
  11. The National ID card database . . . by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    . . . could have been 0wn3d! 0|-/\&ltL3 15 |\|0t 1337, 5|_|x0|-z!

    ~~~

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    Another proud carrier of the $rtbl flag

  12. Security Myth by Partisan01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the flaw here was that Oracle claimed that no one can break into their software. There's always goign to be a way to get into software. It just might take a while. Unless some security team audited every single line of code over and over, which I can't imagine seeing the size of the software, there's goign to be some holes. To make a truly secure piece of software some performance is risked. From what I know of Oracle they pride themselves on performance. So my money says that they took care of the big holes, and missed a few of the smaller harder to exploit holes.

    Nate Tobik

    --
    ahh, the egg in the basket..
    1. Re:Security Myth by puppy0341 · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, but how to get an security analyse for free?
      Announce your softaware is unbreakable :)

    2. Re:Security Myth by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 3, Flamebait

      So my money says that they took care of the big holes

      Oh really? A buffer overflow isn't a big hole? Buffer overflow bugs can be prevented by a middle-school hacker. This is elementary stuff. Doesn't anybody believe in putting limits on characters? This is simple to prevent.

      Why are their STILL companies that fall victim to buffer overflow holes?!

    3. Re:Security Myth by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1
      This is simple to prevent. Why are their STILL companies that fall victim to buffer overflow holes?!
      No, they are simple to fix. Not simple to prevent. The problem is that the cost of fixing a buffer overflow is relatively small. But it is relatively expensive to prevent them, because it is hard to prove a negative. Unless of course you pay the cost upfront, by using a language that does not allow buffer overflows in the first place. However realistically, that has a variety of costs associated with it as well (portability and reliability of the runtime, availability of skilled people, performance and memory footprint, etcetera).
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      Pushin' 'n dealin', shovin' 'n stealin'
    4. Re:Security Myth by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

      If you are thinking of security when you write the problem, you won't have any problem preventing buffer overflow bugs. Like the guy says "Fixing buffer overflows is the price of admission."

      Writing programs with buffer overflows is just bad programming.

    5. Re:Security Myth by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      It's also wrong to kill a man. What does theory have to do with any of this?

      --
      Pushin' 'n dealin', shovin' 'n stealin'
  13. A Definition by timdorr · · Score: 0, Insightful

    unbreakable
    adj.

    1. Impossible to break; able to withstand rough usage.
    2. Able to withstand an attempt to break.

    I dunno. That definition seems to contradict what's happened here.. =D

    --
    Tim Dorr
    Owner/Manger
    A Small Orange
    1. Re:A Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Mr. Webster for that insight.

    2. Re:A Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's not a contradiction...the article describes
      buffer overflows and interception attacks.

      If a cup overflows, it doesn't necessarily break.
      If a football is intercepted, it doesn't necessarily break.

      The above is a public service announcement from the Clinton Language Interpretation Council.

  14. Well, most software is breakable by commonchaos · · Score: 1

    I doubt that most software is unbreakable in their current form. Unless the developer worked to make it unbreakable from the start or rewrote with that objective. And I doubt that it is possible to "fix" software to be unbreakable without doing a rewrite.

    Who is suprised at this anyway?

  15. Whoops! by MoneyT · · Score: 1, Troll

    Well, someone in marketing screwed up big time. Last I knew companies couldn't leagaly make such strong claims about a product, espesialy about a security product.

    But I guess all this just shows that no matter what security (or anti-piracy if you're the RIAA) measures you put into place, someone will find a way arround it. Although, buffer overflows are not anything new, how did they miss that?

    --
    T Money
    World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    1. Re:Whoops! by moof1138 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can pretty much get away with saying what you want in ads. Otherwise MS would be in deep legal doodoo for suggesting that you will fly after installing XP.

      --

      Hyperbole is the worst thing ever.
    2. Re:Whoops! by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Considering the aftereffects of the guys that see the "Yes, you can", snicker "Oh yes we can", and can do, there's gonna be some people flying.
      Off the handle that is ;-)

  16. I'd like to know... by Sawbones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    given the many discussions on /. of late re: full disclosure of security holes, partial disclosure, disclosure to the company only, etc - what does the crowd here think of the way these exploits have been handled? The story says the Litchfield has commented publicly and explicitly on the nature of one of the holes that already has a patch available, but that he's holding close the holes that have patches still under development.

    I guess another question would be, while Oracle is by no means a small company, if the company name started with an M and ended with 'icrosoft' would we be demanding more information?

    --

    Ad in classifieds: Pandora's Box (no box) $5
  17. oracle junk apps by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows just to use the Oracle database and throw away the other apps. Does anyone out there even use their application server?

    --
    love is just extroverted narcissism
    1. Re:oracle junk apps by alyandon · · Score: 1

      Since lots of companies use Oracle Applications the answer is unfortunate yes....

  18. Unbreakable in a legal sense... by _DMan_ · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    Oracle9i. Unbreakable. Can't break it. Can't break in.

    Legally they are correct. The DMCA says you can't break it, and various other laws say you can't break in.

    1. Re:Unbreakable in a legal sense... by Lao-Tzu · · Score: 1

      This comment appears in every security discussion on slashdot...

      The Digital Millenium Copyright Act makes it illegal to create software that circumvents copyright enforcing technology, such as CSS.

      Oracle's database has nothing to do with copyrights.

    2. Re:Unbreakable in a legal sense... by Harinath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It does -- at least according to Alan Cox.

      The reasoning is that

      - Oracle has several "access control" features

      - Customers use those "access control" features to control copyrighted material

      - An Oracle exploit would then end up being a copyright control circumvention of some customer or the other

    3. Re:Unbreakable in a legal sense... by anotherone · · Score: 2
      If they'd said "You may not break it" then maybe you'd have something...

      Wasn't there some kind of cash prize for anyone who could break an oracle db?

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  19. My favorite quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apparently they hired Bill Clinton to head their PR Dept. Look at this quote:

    everything depends on what your definition of "unbreakable" is.

    It may also depend on what your definition of "IS" is.

  20. Questions by gtaluvit · · Score: 0

    Were these errors in 8i which was the production release when this all started?

    Larry once said that programming a database is more difficult than an OS. Does this absolve any MS exploit that's been found?

    I think its a little presumptious (sp.) to say that some program with a server end is "unbreakable". I could always physical hammer the hard disk. However, in terms of exploits vs. complexity, I think Oracle is doing pretty well. Its not like they have CodeRed.

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    - gtaluvit (prnc. GOT-tuh-LUV-it)
  21. Slashdot New Flash... by gpinzone · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...impossible claim proved wrong. Film at eleven. I can't tell if Ellison's claim that Oracle was bulletproof was the act of a madman or genius. Why genius? Nothing gets security experts to test your software with such vigor than when you tell them it's invulnerable. Question is, does this make the NSA more or less secure in choosing Oracle products?

  22. A questions to ask by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    • How long and how many holes as compared to other products of the type?
    • How fast does it get fixed?
    These is the main questions.

    Do we have to ask what is is?

  23. National (Oracle) ID Cards by nesneros · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Oracle harping to provide the database infrastructure for a proposed national ID card?

    Of course, if this ever gets to legislation, a non-tech Senator or Congressman will probably remember seeing the "Unbreakable" campaign somewhere and think, "Oh... their systems are unbreakable, sounds good for everyone's private information."

    Can't wait for every bored teenager in the world to know about my tax returns...

    --
    Some men spend their entire lives trying to kill themselves for having been born. --Ross MacDonald
    1. Re:National (Oracle) ID Cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when do Senators or Congressmen choose the software the government uses? They can specify standards that the program must conform to but they can't go out and say "Buy Oracle".

  24. Marketing Campaigh by orcldba · · Score: 1

    As any other marketing campaigh this one had as a goal to make everybody to talk about RDBMS. And the goal is acheaved apparently.
    As much as I would want Larry to shut up - he is a stand up comediant somewere deep inside, and you can not shut this type up. So let's at least have fun listening to him.

    1. Re:Marketing Campaigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a "campaigh"?

    2. Re:Marketing Campaigh by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Campaign with a little added attraction.

  25. crazy fucking ceos by dildofire · · Score: 4, Offtopic

    i would have to loved to have been a fly on the wall in the oracle engineering department the day ellison announced that their software was unbreakable. i guarantee you the engineers at oracle wouldn't have supported that campaign, if they even knew about it before ellison announced it at comdex. it's tough enough to keep your software secure when your ceo isn't directly taunting every hacker in the world.

    1. Re:crazy fucking ceos by Sir+Tristam · · Score: 5, Funny
      i would have to loved to have been a fly on the wall in the oracle engineering department the day ellison announced that their software was unbreakable.
      Well, here's how the conversation went:
      Dilbert: Hey, Wally! Larry just announced that 9i's unbreakable! I guess this means we can stop working on those bug-fixes.
      Wally: Way ahead of you there.
      Chris Beckenbach
  26. New Oracle Campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They call me Mr. Glass...

  27. Cave by Krilomir · · Score: 1

    I guess I've been living in a cave then...

  28. Wasn't Breaking in the whole point ? by Quazion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Didn't they start this campaign to get 'hacked' ? so they could close some more holes they couldnt find them selves ?

    Now i wonder, it worked they all readdy found 7!

    Quazion.

    1. Re:Wasn't Breaking in the whole point ? by dildofire · · Score: 2

      i guess that would make sense. daring the entire world to hack your platform would be one way to make it secure. but it seems that if you've got live customers running the software, they may not appreciate being made into targets for hackers.

      i tend to think that this campaign was purely a marketing thing, not an engineering decision. i know i would prefer to keep the software in qa a little longer, rather than take on the world. i mean, if they still had buffer overflow errors in the code, it's far from unbreakable. don't you think they would've cleared out all the obvious bugs if it was their decision. gotta love runaway execs.

  29. A method to the madness, maybe? by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By essentially daring people to find holes, Oracle gets QA for the cost of embarassment, which I suspect for L.E. is about one cent.

    --
    The clearance system sounds logical. It is not. It is completely arbitrary. -- John Bolton
    1. Re:A method to the madness, maybe? by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

      I think you are wrong. If LE claims that oracle is perfect, as long as his claim holds people are tempted to believe it. given enough time, people become convinced - there is no counter-evidence. People will switch to a product that is commonly believed to be unbreakable. But when something like this happens, and it breaks Oracle's record, and Larry's "embarassment" becomes loss of confidence in an "unbreakable" product and loss of possible market share in the future.

      - dave

      --


      Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
  30. And this comes from... by denzo · · Score: 5, Funny
    the guy who wants all Americans to be on a unified national ID card, having all our personal information in a central database.

    That leaves me feeling warm and fuzzy inside.

    1. Re:And this comes from... by themassiah · · Score: 1

      That sensation is the internal bleeding you get when someone tries to ram a national ID card into your rectum. Enjoy!

      --
      - Sometimes you're the pidgeon, sometimes you're the statue.
    2. Re:And this comes from... by glwtta · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Nah, you know the national ID card database will run on MS Access on Windows Me.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
  31. Here's how to test it by plgs · · Score: 1

    When you go to sign the licence for the product, write in a warranty from Oracle that the software's unbreakable. (& when Oracle refuses to sign, phone the FTC).

    Demanding vendors to step up to the mark of their own advertising is one way to deal with this kind of fraud.

    1. Re:Here's how to test it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can get a well known insurance company to sign up for it for less than the cost of the software, then there is a good chance that it is unbreakable...

  32. That's odd.... by RoscoHead · · Score: 3, Funny


    "The Oracle database server itself runs on some sixty odd different operating systems,"


    How many non-odd operating systems does it run on??

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    Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
    1. Re:That's odd.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that include the C64?

    2. Re:That's odd.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They just made a mistake in the word order:
      ...runs on some sixty different odd operating systems does make more sense, but then again,
      I cannot think of any non-odd operating system.


      Jere

    3. Re:That's odd.... by roystgnr · · Score: 3, Funny

      How many non-odd operating systems does it run on??

      Have you turned on a computer lately? We've got desk lamp appearing things that have buttons that look like they should be licked instead of clicked. We've got most beige boxes being upgraded to Fisher Price's My First GUI. We've got most of the remainder running a GUI which answers "how many widget sets can you fit into a phone booth". And we've got operating systems designed by the occasional upstart company who thinks they can suddenly "break in" to a saturated market dominated by network effects and owned by organizations who all agree that giving your product away for free is at least better than letting the competition make money.

      There are no non-odd operating systems.

  33. does anyone actually expose the DB to the world? by zzzeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Had an argument about this awhile back.....the database listener services are not usually trusted as a secure thing for the outside world in my somewhat limited experience, there is always some kind of application layer as the public interface to these things (these days the outside world's interface is often HTTP based), particularly for services accessed over a WAN. How many people out there have oracle listening to an open port on the internet ?

  34. I am fat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And its all slashdots fault! Thats the last time i compile the linux kernel in my stomach!

  35. Weinberg's law of programming; by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny



    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

    (this is twenty years old)

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    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    1. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by geekoid · · Score: 4, Troll

      I hate that quote.
      When we have been programming for as long as we have been building things, then that quaote will be valid.
      I am willing to bet that the buildings that where built during the first 50 years the human race had been building building wheren't all that good.

      Yikes, what a sentence.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, it's a well-known fact that several civilizations were wiped out when their stone roofs collapsed into the straw huts they put them on.

    3. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 1

      One word: Pyramids.

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      Marriage is considered capital punishment for the theft of a goat in some third world countries...

    4. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by kindbud · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Why do we call them "buildings" anyway, after we're done building them? Shouldn't they be called "builts"?

      --
      Edith Keeler Must Die
    5. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Attributed to osiris@halcyon.halcyon.com (J.David Ruggiero)

      Dear Mr. Architect:
      Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion.

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      I advise you to run up and look at my neighbor's house he constructed last year. We like it a great deal. It has many features that we would also like in our new home, particularily the 75-foot swimming pool. With careful engineering, I believe that you can design this into our new house without impacting the final cost.

      Please prepare a complete set of blueprints. It is not necessary at this time to do the real design, since they will be used only for construction bids. Be advised, however, that you will be held accountable for any increase of construction costs as a result of later design changes.

      You must be thrilled to be working on as an interesting project as this! To be able to use the latest techniques and materials and to be given such freedom in your designs is something that can't happen very often. Contact me as soon as possible with your complete ideas and plans.

      PS: My wife has just told me that she disagrees with many of the instructions I've given you in this letter. As architect, it is your responsibility to resolve these differences. I have tried in the past and have been unable to accomplish this. If you can't handle this responsibility, I will have to find another architect.

      PPS: Perhaps what I need is not a house at all, but a travel trailer. Please advise me as soon as possible if this is the case.

    6. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      We drive on a 'parkway', yet we park on a 'driveway'.. wierd!

      Either Gallagher or Carlin, right?

    7. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Psiren · · Score: 2

      That doesn't count. We all know aliens built them. Haven't you *seen* Stargate?! ;-)

    8. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by boxless · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. The law is still valid. There are plenty of new technologies that aren't computer-related, largely (yes, I realize *everything* has some computer element to it these days, that's not my point). How about new surgical techniques? How about new mechanical systems in buildings? Sure, these things break, and go through a period of debugging while people suffer (or die on the operating table). but usually in short order (a few years), they are sorted out.

      I agree with this law wholeheartedly. Everytime I see a programmer refer to himself as an engineer, I cringe.

      If anyone thinks that modern software is built with the same standards as almost any other industry, look at the disclaimers on your licenses. Name another industry that gets away with this crap ("no warranty whatsoever.....").

    9. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      Programmer's aren't craftsmen. I'm a programmer and I'll admit that.

      Part of it is the tools. A builder uses a hammer to drive a nail into a 2x4. It doesn't matter who made the hammer, it's going to work the same way. That's not quite the same with any development tool. Besides, how many programmers expect their code to still be in use after they die? How many programmers even feel it's their responsibility to fix something after the contract's done?

    10. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful
      One word: Pyramids
      ...which were the end result of centuries of evoluion in tomb design. The first pyramid to be built successfully is surrounded by ruins of decades of failed attempts.

      Here's a more optimistic quote:

      "Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to measure progress. Some cathedrals took a century to complete. Can you imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?" -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

      Give us time. Meanwhile, be very wary of trusting anything important to software.

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    11. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      gallagher

    12. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by tsprad · · Score: 1

      Dr. Weinberg apparently had never taken a very close look at the hidden bits of a typical modern office building, the "mechanicals" like air conditioning and electrical wiring.

      And the documentation? You mean drawings that show where the wires are now?

    13. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by jgerman · · Score: 2
      I agree. Let me point out that the first buildings were most likely in a poorer state in their beginnings than programs were. They were certainly at least as bad, and I don't think I need to point out that the first woodepecker did NOT destroy civilization.


      Besides, building now are not bullet proof:


      catch(Exception caughtFire) { building.burnDown(); }


      Anything not used as expected will cause problems, at least with code we have more room to work.

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    14. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by fluch · · Score: 1
      PS: [...] If you can't handle this responsibility, I will have to find another architect.

      Better: If you can't handle this responsibility, I will sue you!

    15. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by ChadN · · Score: 1

      I've been to Saqqara (where the "step pyramid of Djoser" resides), and the surrounding collapsed pyramids are said to have been built *afterwards*. The designers were less skilled, and the craftsmanship was inferior (probably due to lack of money at the time)

      At least, that is what I was told.

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    16. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Teferi · · Score: 1

      Carlin.

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    17. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by 0123456789 · · Score: 2, Funny

      From your quote: "Can you imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?"

      Surely you're describing Hurd?

    18. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Acaila · · Score: 1

      Thats brilliant!

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    19. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Oooooh! A prophecy about EMACS!

      :)

      (This is a joke. It is to be funny.)

    20. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by ahde · · Score: 2

      what makes you think construction isn't like this?

      Programming is no more complex or harder or easier than any of a number (undetermined) another disciplines. Building happens to be a particularly apt comparison. Why do you think there are so many borrowed terms, like, for instance 'build'?

    21. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by BigDaddyJ · · Score: 1

      It is quite a bit harder. You don't demolish a building once it's built, or change the size of a room. Yet you do with software.

      Since software is virtual, and not usually tangible, end-users/clients often ask the developer for unreasonable changes. If anything, maintenance is considered the most difficult thing in software.

      Having said that all, it's not germane to this discussion. Buffer overflows are due to poor coding practices, not poor engineering of the system.

      --bdj

    22. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      You are wrong. The law is still valid. There are plenty of new technologies that aren't computer-related, largely (yes, I realize *everything* has some computer element to it these days, that's not my point). How about new surgical techniques? How about new mechanical systems in buildings? Sure, these things break, and go through a period of debugging while people suffer (or die on the operating table). but usually in short order (a few years), they are sorted out.

      The problem is, it's the same thing that's being debugged every time when it's a surgical procedure, or a mechanical system.

      Software changes. All the time. People write new versions, add functionality, take it and make changes. All the time.

      I'm sure that if someone came up with a new way to do a kidney transplant every 6 months, there would be a lot of people dying too.

      So take your pick; rapid evolution, or stagnant, bulletproof stability. I'm sure that if I had 12 years to develop an app, it'd be as solid as a rock at the end of it.

      Simon

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    23. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by SEE · · Score: 1
      One word: Pyramids.

      What about 'em? The oldest are more-or-less 5,000 years old. The first known permanent human settlement was established around more-or-less 10,000 years ago. The pyramids were the result of the accumulation of more than five thousand years of building technology and experience.

    24. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Besides, building now are not bullet proof

      Well, it depends. Use thick enough concrete walls, or armor plate, and armored glass, it'll stop a bullet.

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    25. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well when Bill gates takes over we'll all have to use a code level inspector to make sure we're obeying the laws and not trying to surplant the microsoft empire... oh wait that won't Improve code....

    26. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by arivanov · · Score: 2
      Some cathedrals took a century to complete.

      There is a reason for this: the design of the earliest gotic cathedrals had to be modified several times because they could not withstand wind pressure and developed cracks. As a result we have the gotic architecture as we know it. All these side arches across the roof are nothing but cleverly hidden beams that distribute pressure evenly.

      There was a good article on this in Scientific American in the mid-80es.Dunno if it is available on lines.

      So, in other words, it took around a 100 years to debug this "minor problem"

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    27. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by boxless · · Score: 0

      I can't disagree with your point. But what about meeting me halfway. Why can't we require the software industry to support their products with the same warranties as other industries?

      Or, another idea: why do we let the software industry rev their products so fast? I work in a Win2K shop. I was absolutely horrified with the speed that XP was released. All I could ask was why?

      I actually like Win2K. And I certainly liked NT4's release model. That thing got released in October of 96. Then it went through 6 service packs until Win2K was released in February of 00. Now, less than 2 years later, we have XP.

      You might say "it's the market asking for it". That may be true. But, it's not me. And I'm part of the market.

    28. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by statusbar · · Score: 2

      Right.

      Another point I figured out regarding cathedrals. You see all these really old cathedrals and they are still standing! First thought is that they had great building design capabilities.

      But in reality many buildings fell down, and they tried again. We don't see the ones that fell down.

      And mistakes happen even now with building design. Big example is the 'Save-on-foods' collapse in Burnaby B.C. Canada. Plus there are tons of little ones - like the new office building in Vancouver which had to be renovated a few months ago because the washrooms had no drainage holes in the floor. One overflowing toilet caused major havoc and power failures.

      --jeff

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    29. Re:Weinberg's law of programming; by geekoid · · Score: 2



      How about new surgical techniques? How about new mechanical systems in buildings
      again, bot these improvements are made to a system or iindustry thats 100's if not more, years old.
      I am a software engineer ...waits for the cringing to end... I write specs, I build test cases, I adhere to principles, and I have code that has been running for YEARS, in a very load intensive enviroment.
      I no people who program for satalites, you try putting all the code you need to operate a satalite in 640k. when your done, you'll be cringing less.
      Game programmers, some of those AIs are incredible feats of engineering, not to mention the lan programming.
      Buildings have bugs. talk to anybodu whos been in charge of building maintainance in a new building, there are all kinds of things that go wrong.
      Now I am actually more forgiving to building engineers for there little bugs, because it is very difficult to have a building in a test enviroment.
      Bottom line, we need management to give us the time to test and debug properly. Not you have 1 week to test crap, but actuall testing.
      I have had the privilaage of being onm a project that was allowed to set there own timelines, and do proper testing, that product took 3 years to complete, but it is a marvel of behold. No reported bugs in 5 years of opperation, the one upgrade we did was soley for new features, and it is amazingly complex. it cost 100million dollars but the bank made that back in the first quarter. It amazing how much money a bank can save when you take there total cost to process a loan, and quarter it.
      On a side note, the most amazing thing is, the software made about 200 people sjob redundant, but the bank did not "let them go", they found work for them.
      OTOH someone who pooints and clicks there way through a high level interface will do a lot less engineering.

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  36. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  37. First Titanic, now this! by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the other news, the largest ship in the world Titanic that was named unsinkable, has sunk.

    Comments by the CEO: -Well, you can take it both ways, really, we are defining what Unsinkable really means! The other ship building companies in our field are looking up to us to be half as unsinkable as we are. It's great, really, how our compain brings the best out of this situation.

    "We believe the market effect of the 'Unsinkable' campaign raises the unsinkability bar and therefore improves unsinkability overall, both in forcing us to live up to the statement, and forcing others in the industry to begin to do the same," wrote Bruce Ismay. "If our unsinkability today is imperfect but better than the competition, and if customers make a buying decision based on that criteria, than in the long term you will see all products in the market improve."

    1. Re:First Titanic, now this! by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did not mean to be funny, damn it! It was supposed to be Insightful. I dug out Bruce Ismay's name for xxx's sake!

  38. Re:does anyone actually expose the DB to the world by The+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Of course we would hope people would not expose the database to the world, but there are plenty of people who do. And more interestingly, the database is usually exposed to some internal networks (for example, a database for financials might sit well inside a firewall in the accounting department - on a corporate network). So there is still risk at least from people who can compromise firewalls, bypass poor security checks in applications, or from disgruntled employees.

    The fact that defense in depth is a good idea does not justify allowing one of the layers to be weak. The defenses at every level should be as strong as possible, and that ideally means a bug-free app server and a bug-free database.

  39. unsinkable by zzzeek · · Score: 1

    and the USA about the titanic

    1. Re:unsinkable by quan74 · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, but wasn't the Titanic built and sailed from the UK, on it's WAY to New York?

    2. Re:unsinkable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're right. Americans probably thought it was unsinkable too.

  40. Uncle Larry and his problems. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

    Larry would likely end up in prison for some of the inflammatory stuff he says, if he weren't one of the richest asshoerr guys in the world. Imagine his mouth vs. a cop, judge, jury..

    Hell, i'd like to see a Gates vs. Ellison boxing match on pay-per-view, as long as the money didn't go to either of them (and they had to match 1000 to 1). Seeing as they are both a little lanky, it could be interesting. Just let them use physical equivilants of business tactics.

    I'm sure oracle has to struggle to meet the goals spewed larry's big mouth. A "The president just said WHAT on national tv" type response, i.e. NASA in the 60's.

  41. Here's an idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Have someone inform the FBI of what he did. Next time he comes to the U.S., he can get arrested.

    Oh, wait. We only arrest people from countries where extradition isn't a problem.

    Ignorance IS bliss!

  42. Titanic Oracle by Mittermeyer · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens when Unbreakable Larry Elliott's Unsinkable ego runs into an iceberg called reality?

    Thrill as the largest man-made ego in the world shows it too can make a mistake! Gasp as the master engineer makes a crucial error that sinks the RMS Unbreakable! Cry as the star-crossed developers try to escape the sinking PR disaster! Bemoan the lack of escape boats for the VPs who will pay for Ellison's boast!

    I swear, can't tell who we need to get first, Gates or Ellison. Neither one is good for computing.

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  43. Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by aralin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Apparently nobody bothered to read the Oracle challenge. Oracle states that not the database itself, but the database in certain environment, properly configured and secured within the environment is unbreakable, which still is.

    The only thing that this researcher proved is that in certain environments you can break in the system, which basicly holds true for every system.

    No matter what, you can be sure that contrary to M$, these holes will be worked on 24/7 and fixed like yesterday. :)

    Anyway, enjoy you uninformed, senseless bashing and flaming... trolls.

    --
    If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    1. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by Hangtime · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which means a C2 system with no network access, at Fort Meade and all their couter-measures, and a pack of rapid, hungry hyenas sitting around it in a New York stuido sized apartment.

      Yea, we understand what these marketing slogans mean. Unfortunately, nobody has lived up to one yet.

    2. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by clontzman · · Score: 3, Offtopic
      Oh, come on... read their marketing fluff...

      From http://www.oracle.com/ip/deploy/database/oracle9i/ index.html?content.html

      The Unbreakable Database Can't break it. Can't break in. Oracle9i Database won't go down if your server fails and won't go down if your site fails. What's more, Oracle holds 14 international security evaluations. IBM DB2 has none. Microsoft SQL Server has only one.

      If you *can* break it, which clearly you can, their marketing campaign is untrue. Saying "read the fine print" is making excuses for typical marketingese (or, more likely, Ellisonese). If they still try to say that 9i is "unbreakable," they'll be a laughingstock.

    3. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by dgoodman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      And of course those certain environments and configurations would be:
      • Unplugged from any network
      • Unplugged from any power source
      Otherwise there will be some hole to exploit...one cannot expose features without also exposing some vulnerability (be it only social hacking)
    4. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No matter what, you can be sure that contrary to M$, these holes will be worked on 24/7 and fixed like yesterday. :)

      As opposed to most of MS's exploits, which had patches out like 3 months before the exploit became widespread.

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    5. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Hmmm when my server fails, and locks up completely I'm willing to bet that Oracle has gone down as well, and when they power gets cut I'm almost positive. Of course there's no way to prove this case, you can make an inductively strong argument, but it's even worse than seeing what happens to the light in the refrigerator when you close it, at least in that situation you can close the fridge while you're in it.

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    6. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by slashdot.org · · Score: 1

      No matter what, you can be sure that contrary to M$, these holes will be worked on 24/7 and fixed like yesterday. :)

      I would have modded you down, but since you managed to squeeze in some nice and juicy, uncalled-for Microsoft bashing, I started doubting. And then I read:

      Anyway, enjoy you uninformed, senseless bashing and flaming... trolls.

      Wow, that did it, you didn't deserve to be modded down. That's a great troll! Thanks!

    7. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by John+Sullivan · · Score: 2, Funny
      it's even worse than seeing what happens to the light in the refrigerator when you close it, at least in that situation you can close the fridge while you're in it.

      Oh go on, upload your brain into your dual-Pentium 4 server then provoke it into blue-screening. Dare ya!

      --
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    8. Re:Nobody bothered to read the challenge... by Scooter · · Score: 1

      Yeah - indeed - if you run it on NT4 SP6a it falls over all on it's own sometimes. You get some warning - depending on how much virtual memory you have.

      Unbreakable my arse! It'd be something if they'd just stick to one plan for more than 6 months, let alone aiming for "unbreakable".

  44. Marketing at work, that's all. by mystery_bowler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reality of it is that most DBAs, programmers and database developers in the working world scoffed at the ad campaign the moment it began. Sure, Oracle has a great product, but we all knew it wasn't bulletproof, no matter how may awards for "best of class security" it supposedly won.

    The only real losers in this, other than organizations whose Oracle databases were victimized by a security flaw, were the corporate purchasers who were sold on the hype. They'll have to live with the fact that their DBMS isn't "unbreakable." Honestly, though, there are relatively few of those (none I can think of that are well-publicized, at least), as they are usually run on well locked-down *nix boxes.

    It's not anything new. It's just agressive advertising. Some might argue that it's false advertising, but that's probably being a bit harsh. It's more like...overly boastful advertising.

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    1. Re:Marketing at work, that's all. by glwtta · · Score: 2

      overly boastful advertising

      uh huh, as opposed to your regular, modest, humble advertising that we usually see.

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  45. I know, let's make the story something it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Offtopic

    Come on people. Oracle explained that they used the term "unbreakable" because it passed 14 security audits. Some people say you can't crash linux because it typically doesn't - but it can.

    By and large the Oracle products are very good... We use them in some extremely large and significant datawarehousing situations and have probably managed to kill the server once in three years. Many times we've been amazed at what developers have thrown at the server without killing it - Oracle is very good at recovering from users mistakes.

    Anyway, I look forward to hearing what the obvious vulnerabilities are - I dread the number of server upgrades to be tested though. The client I'm working for now has about 250 instances registered with their 24*7 DBA team already... You have no idea how hard it can be to choose a unique 4 character SID sometimes. :-)

    Long live Oracle... I'm sure Larry won't lose any sleep (or money) over this since it is still clearly the best product out there.

    1. Re:I know, let's make the story something it isn't by leuk_he · · Score: 3, Informative

      We use them in some extremely large and significant datawarehousing situations and have probably managed to kill the server once in three years

      Then you certainly have not tried the following thing:
      -Install forms 4.5 now. Forms 4.5 is year 2000 complient, the installer crashes (!)(there is a patch but.....)
      -use plsql records in a 7.3.4. DB. Bye bye instance.
      -use designer 2000 1.2.

      and the list goes on and on.

    2. Re:I know, let's make the story something it isn't by tpv · · Score: 1
      since it is still clearly the best product out there

      You're obviously not familiar with Sybase then.

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    3. Re:I know, let's make the story something it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sybase? Didn't they used to make databases once. Sybase is all but dead. Try running 10,000 users on a Sybase database.

    4. Re:I know, let's make the story something it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dont think he was talking about their shitty tolls. I think everone is in agreement with that

  46. There is a sucker born every minute... by ngoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After reading the article, it struck me as funny how things never change. There are tons of PHB's out there buying up any big flashy ad in their free (if you fill out free survey, otherwise pay $XXX a year) industry mags. I am a Windows user (yeah yeah) but at least I am not stupid enough to buy anything first from Microsoft until they come out with one service pack first. Of course, here at unnamed large x86 cpu company (my company contracts here), they have decided to move to Microsoft's tune within 90 days of them releasing a product. So we have people (not just IT people, HR people, finance people) etc... installing the wonderful IT "engineered" version of WinXP. (Don't get me started on how in the world they think they make Microsoft's stuff more stable through their "engineering".) That anyone would buy into Larry's BS is bizarre. But the PHB's are entirely ignorant of the real world and would gladly believe that Windows XP is crashproof and utterly stable if Bill told them so. I hope somebody has their Oracle9i system hacked and then sue's Oracle for false advertising, amongst other things. --Shango

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    1. Re:There is a sucker born every minute... by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We all know there is a difference between the real world and what we see in meetings.

      I tend to think Larry put this challenge out to get free security testing from the community. The engineers knew his announcement would be heard as "I fart in your general direction" and geared up the patch writers accordingly.

      Yes, some sorry PHB will only remember the campaign, not the bugs. Yes, sales will increase. Perhaps that was the goal, not the free bug testing... but you can't ignore either benefit for Oracle.

    2. Re:There is a sucker born every minute... by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Heads I win. Tails I win.
      If he was right, there is some objective evidence that he was.
      If he was wrong, that's maybe the only way of getting right.
      In any event, he gets some free publicity and (after patches) a fairly secure product.

  47. Unbreakable doesn't really mean unbreakable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess it depends on how you define "unbreakable", eh?

    Just like how you might define "sexual relations" huh?

    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" (it was the cigar that did!!!) I just keep wondering if he smoked the cigar afterwards? :-)

    1. Re:Unbreakable doesn't really mean unbreakable... by slakdrgn · · Score: 1
      "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" (it was the cigar that did!!!) I just keep wondering if he smoked the cigar afterwards? :-)

      He prolly did.. just didn't inhale :)

  48. It's all in the definition by Singer4096 · · Score: 1

    I love the part where the chief security officer Mary Ann Davidson says it depends on the definition of "unbreakable". HUH? Where have I heard that kind of reasoning before? Sounds more like she should be head of marketing.

  49. Re:does anyone actually expose the DB to the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people out there have oracle listening to an open port on the internet ?

    Specifically, I know two companies that use Oracle, and neither of them have it on an open IP address (recommended by the company I work for.)

    However, I also know companies that use MS-SQL - and THREE of them have it listening on an open port on the internet (against my recommendations) because "they have to for their software to work properly" (Two of these companies also run other services, such as Exchange SMTP/POP3 on their MS-SQL server.)

    I'm sure there are (MCSE-run) Oracle installations out there that are open to the internet.

  50. Quote the Security Manager? by Havokmon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As if ANYONE on this site hasn't ever had to explain something that a some moron ^H^H^H^H^H^H manager said could or couldn't be done..

    HIS boss is still the boss, wtf is he supposed to say?

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  51. Who cares if it's broken? by Aexia · · Score: 1

    It's nothing a little crazy glue won't fix. There. Good as new.

    Ah... crazy glue. I love this little toob, makes alllll my problems go away wayw ay2ay

  52. securityfocus seems to be suffering a DDoS attack? by sludg-o · · Score: 1

    Anyone got a mirror? It seems that securityfocus.com is suffering from a DDoS attack.

  53. slogans slogans slogans by ekephart · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The more people out there saying they have an unbreakable product, it gives customers a false sense of security," says David Dittrich, senior security engineer at the University of Washington. "I'd rather they boast about having a good programming team, or a good auditing process."

    Admittedly, but COME ON Dave, it's just not CATCHY. Slogans are often misleading or linguistically incorrect. Here is a list of "catchy slogans" that are either also false, irrelevant, or just silly enough just to point out.

    Slogan [Product/Firm]
    • "The real thing" [Coca-Cola] - I feel that I am pretty real, maybe it should be "A real thing"
    • "Be all you can be." [U.S. Army] - What the hell does this even mean?
    • "You'll love the way we fly" [Delta Airlines] - And if I don't?
    • "You're in good hands." [Allstate Insurance] - The cop said I wasn't at fault. The 3 eyewitnesses said the same. Go to hell.
    • "Just like you, it never quits." [Mennen] - Someone's credulity is running on high. Are you kidding? If it's hard, I give up. "Huh, TV is funner."
    • "Cool, Crisp, Clear. Obey your thirst." [Sprite] - Too bad I can't patent water.
    • "Quality is Job 1" [Ford] - HA!
    • "It's everywhere you want to be." [VISA] - Well, I guess I'm impressed.
    • "Solutions for a small planet." [IBM] - This is for the most part true. Yes, they do provide "solutions" and this is a relatively small planet.
    • "We try harder." [Avis Car Rental] - Harder than what? Yesterday?
    • "I love what you do for me." [Toyota] - Am I supposed to love what THEY do for ME or what I do for THEM?
    • "Just slightly ahead of our time." [Panasonic] - No, Billy you can't travel into the future I don't care what the Panasonic commercial said.
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    1. Re:slogans slogans slogans by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      Listen to Negativland's album FREE sometime. It about sums up your complaints.

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    2. Re:slogans slogans slogans by kyras · · Score: 1

      Speaking of terrible ads/slogans, does anyone from the Metro Detroit area remember the Ford Focus ads they used to run (before they ran out of money and can't afford to advertise anymore..)? They had one (extremely insulting) ad with kids (roughly college age) saying stuff in response to the Focus like "Bumpin' system!" and "Phat!" or some crap like that. Not that those words are never spoken by people in roughly the generation represented in the ad, but it was really fakey. But that's not the insulting part; they had some kind of faux reporter-lady interpreting what they were saying:

      Hip Youngster: "Bumpin' tunes!"
      Lady: "He means, 'great sound system'!"

      I could never figure out why... obviously they were trying to target the Focus at a younger demographic, who can presumably decipher the "hip lingo" in the ad. Is the lady just there so as not to confuse Grandpa? As if he'd trade in his Lincoln Bigass(tm) for a Focus. And of course, the ad ends with a screen displaying the slogan "Detroit Techno". Yeah, I'd love to know what the hell the Focus has to do with techno. Another company trying to cash in on electronic music's association with cool.

      End rant.

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    3. Re:slogans slogans slogans by ekephart · · Score: 1

      I live in Dallas, so I never saw the ad. I would suspect that this ad was in fact NOT aimed at younger people. Young people in the US right now will buy into pretty much anything they see that looks "new and flashy" so this kind of ad is just unnecessary. &nbspI propose that this ad was aimed at older folks (i.e. 30-somethings). Think about it, who else would be more conscious of both youth culture and the fact that they are aging quickly.

      What I find VERY interesting is how the demographics at which ads are not aimed are so easily confused and quick to dismiss the ad in question as silly or stupid.

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    4. Re:slogans slogans slogans by doorbot.com · · Score: 2

      "Quality is Job 1" [Ford]

      That's not misleading. In the 80s, it just meant they can't even get the first step right.

      "We try harder." [Avis Car Rental]

      Good. I'll try just as hard to pay my bill.

      "Just slightly ahead of our time." [Panasonic]

      In some ways, this one might be the worst of them all. Many innovations have been ahead of their time yet fallen by the wayside. Just because it's better doesn't mean it will last (BetaMax). Maybe they should change their name to "Gamble your paycheck on our product's longevity."

    5. Re:slogans slogans slogans by fedos · · Score: 1
      "Be all you can be." [U.S. Army] - What the hell does this even mean?

      It sure beats "Army of one".

    6. Re:slogans slogans slogans by curunir · · Score: 5, Funny

      Advertising is by nature deceptive. They try to leave out things that would make you not want to buy the product. Here's my take on what they didn't say, but might have meant.

      - "The real thing" [Coca-Cola] - if you conclude that thing is meant to be a reference to Coca-Cola, then "The real thing" is a reference to the version of Coca-Cola that they sell, as opposed to the imaginary version that the product development team is currently working on.

      - "You'll love the way we fly" [Delta] - you will, at some point in the future, love the way we fly. That point in time, however, is unlikely to be now or anywhere near your flight date.

      - "Quality is job 1" [Ford] - Everything else is job 0...every computer person should know that one is hardly a logical starting place.

      - "We try harder" [Avis] - ...than we could. This is actually a veiled threat.

      - "Just slightly ahead of our time" [Panasonic] - All of our offices are located just west of the beginning of the timezones. So, while it's technically 10:00am, are time appears closer to 10:02. We didn't say we were way ahead of our time, just slightly.

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    7. Re:slogans slogans slogans by kyras · · Score: 1

      You may very well be right. But nevertheless, people of my age group aren't merely indifferent to the ad, but often react quite negatively. I wonder whether they anticipated that kind of reaction. Admittedly, a lot of (poor) college kids don't buy new cars, but the Focus is modestly priced. At any rate, it seems like your ad should try not to alienate any potential buyers. And I'd maintain that even if the ad was aimed at the late-twenties to mid-thirties crowd, many of them would not be too attracted to the ad, for many of the same reasons people my age aren't.

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    8. Re:slogans slogans slogans by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >We try harder." [Avis Car Rental] - Harder than >what? Yesterday?

      You're too young, no doubt, to remember the Slogan Wars between Avis and Hertz of the early 60's.

      In those days, it was considered taboo for an advertiser to directly mention the competitor's product when making comparisons. In fact, it was quite a shock when, in the mid 1970's we started seeing TV commercials where one brand explicitly stated that their product was better than a specific competitor's product. It's pretty common now, but you never saw it back in the day.

      Anyway, some consumer survey gave Hertz marketroids the idea that they were the #1 car rental company (in an unbound domain, with unspecified terms, naturally). Hertz went to town
      with this "fact." Worthy of note, the Hertz sign atop the infamous Texas School Book Depository building.

      Avis countered Hertz with their own ingenious slogan: various flavors "We're #2, but we try harder."

      At the same time, they made yet another marketing innovation -- they designed all their ads so that they could be distinguished at a distance of 40 feet. Thank Helmut Krone for that.

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    9. Re:slogans slogans slogans by whydna · · Score: 1

      Additionally.. the ads could have been targetted towards parents. The Focus is a relatively low-end car (doesn't go too fast, good gas mileage, fairly safe, etc)... it's a good young-driver's car. This ad could be a glorified "kid tasted, mother approved" type of thing.

      -Andy

    10. Re:slogans slogans slogans by Scooter · · Score: 1

      "The real thing" [Coca-Cola] - I feel that I am pretty real, maybe it should be "A real thing"

      Or considering that it originally contained some sort of cocaine derived compound - but now does not, I would say that it *isn't* the real thing :)

      (or even A real thing, or a thing that is as real as it used to be or.. dammit!)

    11. Re:slogans slogans slogans by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      "We try harder." [Avis Car Rental] - Harder than what? Yesterday?

      That actually is a follow-up slogan. The first version read "When you're second, you try harder" - which makes up a pretty clever slogan in my opinion.

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    12. Re:slogans slogans slogans by schon · · Score: 1

      Just slightly ahead of our time." [Panasonic] - No, Billy you can't travel into the future I don't care what the Panasonic commercial said.

      Sure you can..

      I invented this amazing time machine - it allows you to travel short distances into the future.

      It consists of a rectangular frame, approximately 7' long by 5' wide, by 2' high, topped with a soft cushiony layer; the controls stand on a separate module, to one side of main unit. Controls are simple - you set the chronometer for the time in the future you wish to go to, and lie down on the main unit and close your eyes.

      So far, it's only been successful for short trips - the device has a maximum distance of 8 or 9 hours into the future, but if you send me enough VC money, I'm sure I can continue my research, and make it able to travel longer distances.

  54. It was a marketing ploy by nzhavok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was a marketing ploy and any professional administator who looked at and said "wow, unbreakable, lets buy it" probably wasn't a professional at all.

    It's not surprising that a system as complex as Oracle is going to have security flaws. However if you mistaken believed that Oracle had created the perfect piece of software, may I suggest you stow it away in the closet next to your Abdominizer and set of stay-sharp-steak-knives.

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    1. Re:It was a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup - It's a marketing ploy that particularlly plays on Microsoft's reputation for producing unstable crap. (Which everyone at all levels of IT is aware of, even if they don't consider it a killer issue.) It says "Yes they are cheaper, but we are better."

      Considering that, and the flamage over security that MS has recieved over the last year, it's no wonder that journalists (and /.) are jumping over the story. They set themselves up for the comparison. Last year, an Oracle flaw wouldn't have amounted to much more than a bugtraq mail and maybe a backpage story in Infoworld.

    2. Re:It was a marketing ploy by nzhavok · · Score: 2

      Considering that, and the flamage over security that MS has recieved over the last year, it's no wonder that journalists (and /.) are jumping over the story. They set themselves up for the comparison.

      Yes they may have set themselves up but to make a fair comparison you also have to realize that Oracle runs on 60 operating systems whereas SQLServer runs on ohhhh, NT.

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    3. Re:It was a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, it's unfair. Oracle runs on 60 operating systems, I mean, how many operating systems does Linux run on? ohhh, just one, huh?

    4. Re:It was a marketing ploy by nzhavok · · Score: 2

      Whats your point? Linux has to deal with a ton of different hardware specs and API's whilst Oracle has to deal with a ton of OS specs and API's. I don't see how your comment supports an argument either way as to whether an Oracle/SQLServer comparison is fair or not.

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    5. Re:It was a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professional administrators don't buy corporate database software.

    6. Re:It was a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fair comparison you also have to realize that Oracle runs on 60

      You're the guy who said "it's a marketing ploy" and now you are talking about fair comparisons? Obviously, if multiple platforms was as important as you say, Oracle would have a different slogan! (Besides, the RDBMS software is expensive enough that it drives the platform in many cases, not visa-versa.)

    7. Re:It was a marketing ploy by Karellen · · Score: 2

      Strangely, I find that running code on a number of OSs is a good way to find bugs.

      Reading the contents of newly allocated memory before initialising it, for example (I did a cut and paste and got a couple of lines the wrong way round once, a long time ago), could give you what you expect on one platform (all initialised - coincidentally - to zeros) and if that was the only platform you tested on, well, there's a latent bug in there.

      Test the code on another platform, and it all falls apart within the first couple of seconds of initialisation. You soon track that one down.

      K.

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    8. Re:It was a marketing ploy by nzhavok · · Score: 2

      You're the guy who said "it's a marketing ploy" and now you are talking about fair comparisons?

      You make a fine point so mabye I should clarify what I'm trying to say. "Unbreakable" is a marketing ploy, you would be foolish to believe that the software is perfect. However the marketing was (and this is speculative) aimed at microsofts products with a poor security record, another slashdotter pointed out that Oracle set themselves up for a comparison with microsoft products by doing this campaign. Personally I don't consider Oracle and SQLServer in the same league (although I realise many do) I don't think it's a fair comparison.

      Obviously, if multiple platforms was as important as you say, Oracle would have a different slogan!

      Surprisingly enough, the importance of certain features of software is not always reflected in their slogans.

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    9. Re:It was a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up dude, the question was how many operating systems does Linux run on!

    10. Re:It was a marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same AC all along. Of course Oracle and DB2 are in a different league than MS-SQL, but MS is making serious sales on the low end (say 2 to 8-way servers). That's a problem for Oracle because when people scale up they don't switch platforms, and the all the dotcom fatsos who started with an E10K and a full Oracle setup have dried up.

      Oracle's salesmen know how to handle IBM, Sybase ("SQL Anywhere!"), etc. Microsoft is their real problem, and their slogan is targetted to that problem, while dodging the obvious solution of lowering their price.

      But as another AC pointed out, you're probably an admin and therefore aren't the guy who is being sold to, so none of this needs to make sense to you.

  55. Re:does anyone actually expose the DB to the world by sirsnork · · Score: 1

    Exactly, there should be a nice secure firewall between any database and the internet!

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  56. Not just Oracle... by ttimes · · Score: 1

    Something is wrong with this 'unbreakable' business: My shampoo is in an unbreakable bottle and yet everyday a little seems to get out. Funny, huh...

  57. Homer again by ocie · · Score: 2

    "The word un-blow-upable is tossed around a lot these days but..."

    (BOOM)

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  58. Larry Ellison is The Rock by dstone · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno... I think Larry could take Bill.

    Larry looks more than a little like The Rock in this photo. Ever notice how you never see both The Rock and Ellison together at the same time? Hmmm? Coincidence? Perhaps not.

    1. Re:Larry Ellison is The Rock by Sebastopol · · Score: 1


      heh heh... yeah, but i bet Bill Gates doesn't strangle hookers.

      "George would win... he fights dirty..."

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    2. Re:Larry Ellison is The Rock by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      and who in the blue hell is The Rock? :)

    3. Re:Larry Ellison is The Rock by lunenburg · · Score: 2, Informative

      It doesn't MATTER who The Rock is, jabroni! :-)

    4. Re:Larry Ellison is The Rock by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Actually he looks more like a Porn Star. Maybe that's what he does in his spare time.

      Harry Ballison.

    5. Re:Larry Ellison is The Rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he looks more like a Porn Star. Maybe that's what he does in his spare time.

      ...starring in "Larry does Redmond".

  59. They weren't lying... by Eric+Smith · · Score: 2
    they were just "bullshitting".

    (with Apologies to Elwood Blues)

    Seriously, though, IMNSHO they should get charged under the truth in advertising laws.

  60. Operating systems by SevenTowers · · Score: 3
    "The Oracle database server itself runs on some sixty odd different operating systems," says Litchfield.
    First I have to say I'm impressed, I had no idea. Secondly, what are those 60 different operating systems? Does anybody have a list? BSD, Linux, Windows, sun, novell, QNX, MacOS in all their flavors.

    But what is the rest?
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    1. Re:Operating systems by SevenTowers · · Score: 2

      forgot OS/390 and VMS

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    2. Re:Operating systems by ttimes · · Score: 1

      Oracle database server hasn't run on MacOS since version 7.01 and earlier. Mayb e they mean 60 over all time. Still, a considerable effort and impressive as well.

    3. Re:Operating systems by aralin · · Score: 2

      Well, the most widely used is HPUX, the system is developed on SOLARIS as primary OS and there is NT branch. Other are just ports. Usually the first ports are: HPUX, AIX, Linux. Of course you have to count in different version of these OSes. I am not sure there is port for MacOS or QNX. There, but basicly any UNIX out there has most likely a port of the RDBMS.

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    4. Re:Operating systems by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      First I have to say I'm impressed, I had no idea. Secondly, what are those 60 different operating systems? Does anybody have a list? BSD, Linux, Windows, sun, novell, QNX, MacOS in all their flavors.

      Yes, please allow me to list them for you:

      Windows NT 3.x
      Windows NT 4.x
      Windows 2K
      Windows XP
      Linux 1.0
      Linux 1.1
      Linux 1.2
      Linux 1.3
      Linux 1.4
      Linux 1.5
      Linux 1.6
      Linux 1.7
      Linux 1.8
      Linux 1.9
      Linux 2.0
      Linux 2.1
      Linux 2.2
      Linux 2.3
      Linux 2.4
      ...

      Do you see where I'm going with this.

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    5. Re:Operating systems by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Informative

      Other are just ports.

      Well, yes and no. Oracle is developed in two layers, VOS or "Virtual Operating System" abstracts all the primitives like threads, pipes, file handling etc from the underlying OS, and Oracle itself, which is written to VOS APIs. So the core Oracle engineering team code for pure functionality, and the VOS teams keep their APIs in sync with each other on different platforms. If Oracle want to target a new OS or platform, they simply develop a VOS for it.

      I believe the Oracle engineers work on Suns, but they are targetting VOS, not Solaris directly.

      That's why you have to start the service before you can start the instance on NT. Win32 is sufficiently different from Unix-like systems to need an environment in place before starting Oracle, whereas Unix-like systems can just link the VOS into the main binary. It needs to work like this because Oracle is Oracle, on any platform, once you log into SQL*Plus, it's exactly the same. Oracle is more complex than many operating systems, it provides its own scheduling, resource quotas (storage and CPU), IPC mechanisms (AQ, DBMS_PIPE, DBMS_ALERT, etc), programming languages (PL/SQL and Java) and a whole lot more. It is a platform in its own right.

    6. Re:Operating systems by bockman · · Score: 1
      You should count 3 BSDs (supposing it runs on all three ... )
      And how many Linux distros are out there? At least 4 big commercial one in Western countries, plus a couple (or more) in Eastern countries. Plus Debian, (not counting its flavours), plus Slackware ...
      Then you start counting platform ports for each of the above ...

      I'm kidding of course, but not so much ... if original code is not super-portable, it would be an hell of work!
      This is why I'm always awestruck by the sheer black magic of Autoconf/Automake (when it works, that is ... :-)

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    7. Re:Operating systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am fairly sure this number has to do with counting different versions of the same operating system.

      Thanks to the port to Linux with all its distributions, this figure could probably be knocked up a couple of notches...

      IMHO it's not very impressing to see the statement "This program is extremely portable! Just look at all these operating systems it's been tested to run on: " followed by a list of UNIX clones.
      When the same program runs on my calculator as well as scaling up to a supercomputer though, that's very impressive. Just don't keep arguing that your assembler is a new marvel of computer science, because the code it outputs can be run on all kinds of processors, and has been tested on all these different CPUs: 8086, 80286, 80386, 80486, Pentium, K5, Pentium MMX, K6, Pentium II, K6-2, Celeron, K6-3, Pentium III, Athlon, Duron and Pentium IV! WOW, forget about Java, this is truly portable machine code, running on 16 different machines!

      PS. Yes I know I left out dozens of x86 compatible CPUs. I think I made my point anyhow; UNIX is designed for portability. If Oracle is well engineered, the port to Linux should mostly have been a recompile away.

  61. Unbreakable by snubber1 · · Score: 1

    Mabye Oracle really is unbreakable, with only a weakness for haxxors instead of water?

    Perhaps now we will find out that Larry Ellison is an evil supervillin...

    (couldn't resist)

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  62. To paraphrase an old koan: by mblase · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A software company said to the public, "Our product is unbreakable." The public replied, "No, you are not unbreakable."

    Another software company said to the public, "Our product is not unbreakable." And the public replied, "You're right, you are not unbreakable."

    1. Re:To paraphrase an old koan: by wik · · Score: 1

      The DoJ is doing its darnedest to break up the unbreakable MSFT.

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  63. Re:Uncle Larry and his problems (offtopic). by cnkeller · · Score: 1
    Hell, i'd like to see a Gates vs. Ellison boxing match on pay-per-view, as long as the money didn't go to either of them (and they had to match 1000 to 1). Seeing as they are both a little lanky, it could be interesting. Just let them use physical equivilants of business tactics.

    Have you ever met Larry? Or better yet, played a little basketball with him? Trust me, he'd kick Bill's ass up and down the ring. Larry is/was quite the fitness fanatic. He's very athletic and extremely outgoing. While I personally think Oracle is a hunk of junk, I definetly respect the man....something I can't say about Bill.

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  64. Speed of Patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Making matters worse for Oracle, it turns out that those holes were little more than a prelude to a suite of at least seven vulnerabilities currently in the company's patch pipeline -- all of them discovered by Litchfield last fall. Assuming fixes are available in time, Litchfield plans to present the holes at a security conference in early February, including details of serious bugs that allow attackers to both "break it" and "break in."

    Hmm. Discovered in the fall. *Hoping* the patch will be ready by February.

    Count me unimpressed.

  65. Definition of unbreakable by NicolaiBSD · · Score: 1

    Oracle chief security officer Mary Ann Davidson ... suggested that everything depends on what your definition of "unbreakable" is.

    break (DAMAGE)
    verb
    to (cause to) separate suddenly or violently into two or more pieces, or to (cause to) stop working by being damaged
    (Cambridge online dictionary)

    She appears to have a good point there; I don't suspect that Oracle database servers will start to separate violently into two or more pieces when this is exploited, and they probably wont be damaged to the point where they stop working either.

  66. "Unbreakable" by Jay+L · · Score: 1

    It's on-ly MOST-ly unbreakable.

    If it was ALL unbreakable, there's not much you could do but check its pockets for loose change.

  67. Me too in the cave by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

    I hadn't heard that either, i just knew from other people talking about Oracle that it was supposed to be good.

    By the way, here is where i've been living

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  68. Re:Larry Ellison is The Rock (Rep. OT) by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

    Personally, i think he looks a lot more like Azmodeus.

  69. Too true by Mr.+Fred+Smoothie · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Hello, helpdesk? I forgot my Oracle password."

    "Hello, helpdesk? I need to edit the Oracle config files, and I forgot the Oracle user's unix password."

    "Hello, helpdesk? Brad Pitt's a friend of mine and will go out with you if you give me the root password for the Oracle box."

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    1. Re:Too true by kilroy_hau · · Score: 1

      "Hello, helpdesk? Brad Pitt's a friend of mine and will go out with you if you give me the root password for the Oracle box."

      Don't bother calling helpdesk, the password is on a post it below the keyboard.

      Oh, and it's "password".

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  70. Please define 'is' by mizhi · · Score: 2

    Great, so Clinton's wrangling over the true meaning of the word 'is' has spilled over into the marketing gurus ath major companies... this is just double unplus good.

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  71. that would be cool... by Artifex · · Score: 1

    If the government is going to hold copies of that, then I don't need to waste the disk space on my own. Let's get a modern FOIA together that will compel the government to give us personal access to the database info on/about us! Also, if they've got everyone else's stuff, as well, they should be able to offer me porn^N^N^N^N medical advice similar to that which I already make, um, use of.

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  72. Right, it says more about the certification by Mr.+Fred+Smoothie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Is it source-code-level certification? If so, then the value of the certification would seem extremely lame if they can't catch a buffer overflow.

    If it's "let's attack the binary and see if we can break it", that's potentially harder to catch something like this, but then again, how hard can it be to see if the binary links against the system C library at the known offsets of gets, fgets, sprintf, etc.

    What would be lamest of all is if the certification process goes something like, "What's your security engineering process? Oh, sounds secure to us."

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  73. The only thing dumber... by DigitalDaedalus · · Score: 1

    ...then saying something is unbreakable, is believing that it really is.

  74. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oracle 10, code-named "Titanic", to be released later this year.

    I mean, c'mon, what was Larry thinking? NOTHING is absolutely unbreakable, indestructible, unsinkable, uncrashable, immortal, or [insert superlative of choice here].

    Will people never learn?

  75. new ad campaign: "hey, at least we're not MS!" by DuckyExMachina · · Score: 1

    maybe Oracle's ad people should take out a full-page ad in some newspapers with an open letter beginning "dear users: you could be worse off. a LOT worse off." at least the public pissing match between Oracle and Microsoft would be highly entertaining.
    in the meantime, Oracle needs to smack their ad people upside their heads. *nothing* is unbreakable; that's the "Titanic lesson" that was mentioned earlier in the comments. there's always an iceberg.

  76. My Suite Unbreakable Ewe by freerangegeek · · Score: 1

    It's a bold assertion, and like all marketing slogans, probably somewhat less than true. However, I ask the following question, what other manufacturer with an installed base of software on the order of Oracle's (size and complexity) could make such a claim and not be IMMEDIATELY laughed off the face of the planet?

    People actually took the time to prove it. That says a lot. Almost any other manufacturer would have had outstanding open security bugs that could have been pointed to at the time the statement was made.

    In the end, if nothing else, Oracle got a lot of free security testing out of it. And their installed base WILL be the better for that experience. So the marketing actually bought them something positive.

  77. Call me a cave dweller... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because this is the first that I've heard of this.

  78. Liability by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I brought up the topic of Liability for software bugs with my Dad (he's a VP at one of the big banks). He replied that the current software companies would be "shot in the street". Now, I was confused until he explained: "Shot in the Street" simply means that the public and government would turn on them so hard legally that they would be driven out of business. Sure, some people would have legitimite grounds for a lawsuit, but most would be pressing legal action for their "piece of the pie". The companies (we were discussing MS in particular) wouldn't even have the *option* of beefing up QA and addressing the issues.

    The more I've thought about this, the more likely it seems. And a key aspect to this is that my OS vendor, SuSE, and ilk (Red Hat, Mandrake, etc) would be nailed just as much as MS, except with less money in the bank, they would be killed much more swiftly. Now, two of those are outside of the USA, so it's not a direct correlation, but there are some serious ramifications to software liability that occur in as reactive a society as we have today.

    Certainly this announcement would instantly have a dozen law firms seeking people running Oracle to launch a multi-billion dollar suit of some flavor. And while certainly not "unbreakable", and (IMO) a bit overpriced, Oracle being available is a Good Thing. Of course they have holes. I'm equally sure that they will likely address them quickly (Quickly being relative to the company involved). Introducing *sane* liability (at least in America) is going to be very difficult in a society that is making it neigh impossible to be a medical doctor, and is driving up medical costs due to the extensive CYA documentation (videotapes, extensive reports, etc) now required by industry insurance.

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    1. Re:Liability by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      "I brought up the topic of Liability for software bugs with my Dad (he's a VP at one of the big banks). He replied that the current software companies would be 'shot in the street'. Now, I was confused until he explained: 'Shot in the Street' simply means that the public and government would turn on them so hard legally that they would be driven out of business."

      Ha ha. The trouble with what you are saying is that from the context, it is clear that "shot in the street" is hyperbole.

      In contrast, the ad copy "Unbreakable. Can't break it. Can't break in" has a very straightforward meaning, and that's about all the meaning it has.

    2. Re:Liability by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      I was drawing no parallel between the sayings, and never alluded to any. My post has nothing to do with the claim or the way it was phrased, but rather the nature of software in general always having bugs (except possibly TeX) and the ramifications of legal liability.

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  79. This is what secrurity laws should address by ttyRazor · · Score: 2

    Laws mentioned in the other article that would punish poorly secured software should target stuff like this, where software is advertized as absolutely secure. Whenever someone claims that open source software can be as insecure as commercial couterparts, they often forget that nobody says that open source is absolutely secure, often its "we think it secure, but we're not completely certain". Companies like Oracle and Microsoft instead try and advertise it as absolutely secure and give managers warm fuzzy feelings about software, to the pont where they think they don't have to worry about it ever again.

  80. irony by trb · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From the SecurityFocus article:

    But Oracle chief security officer Mary Ann Davidson says the criticism is unfair. In an emailed response to Mullen's commentary, Davidson wrote that Oracle is giving the holes reported by Litchfield the "highest priority," but suggested that everything depends on what your definition of "unbreakable" is.

    Rather than representing a literal claim that Oracle's products are impregnable, the campaign "speaks to" fourteen independent security evaluations that Oracle's database server passed, Davidson wrote, and "represents Oracle's commitment to a secure product lifecycle for our entire product suite."

    So Oracle says it's fair that they assert that their software is unbreakable when it is not, but they say it's unfair when others criticize their misleading and errant claim. What's wrong with this picture?
    1. Re:irony by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      Er, let's see... surely "impregnable" means "something that can be impregnated"... which to my ear sounds the exact oppposite of "watertight"...

      While we're at it, where is GrammarNazi? Would you trust text written by some numbskull who thinks that the word "criteria" is a singular?

      ...if customers make a buying decision based on that criteria...

      Those are the words of Oracle chief security officer Mary Ann Davidson, copied straight from the article.
  81. Now they'll say they are not slashdottable... by cyba · · Score: 1

    Let's prove them wrong :-)

  82. 2 cents by f00zbll · · Score: 2, Informative
    Ok, I read the article and here's my thoughts as worthless as they are:

    revealed that a common programming error -- a buffer overflow -- was present in Oracle's application server, potentially allowing hackers to gain remote access to the system over the Internet.

    If the researcher is referring to Oracle 9i application server, it's really Orion Server. Since Orion is pure Java implementation, the threat is pretty low. Reguardless, the Orion developers will fix it. They're pretty quick about bug fixes.

    We can actually interject ourselves in between that communications process and run commands as SYSTEM on Windows NT or 2000. If it's running on a Unix system, we can run commands as the Oracle user remotely

    I'm not sure what this bug is referring to specifically, but it most likely is related to Oracle's GUI administration tool. If the user can run Unix commands, that doesn't necessarily mean a person can erase all the data. The suggested installation is to have the server run under the Oracle user. If ownership is root and the priv. is execute only, an instance would only be vulnerable to "kill -9". To erase the actual data, the cracker would have to login to the instance and delete the data.

    I've done some crazy tests with sql server 6 and oracle 8i on low end hardware and I have to say oracle out performs sql server hands down. This is no excuse for Oracle though. They still need to back up that slogan with real blood.

    1. Re:2 cents by ahem · · Score: 1

      Actually, Oracle requires data files to be owned by oracle/dba-group with 660 permissions. Data could be eliminated with a simple 'rm' for cooked files or 'dd' for raw files.

      The more insidious threat is not gross erasure, but modification of the data, addition of triggers or other dbms level shenanigans that cracked SYSTEM user access is heir to.

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    2. Re:2 cents by f00zbll · · Score: 1
      I've never tried running Oracle with the data file owned by Root, but I do remember solaris installation requires oracle/dba user/group. My guess wasn't such a good guess.

      When I've worked with oracle in production environments, it was behind two firewalls, so it would be pretty hard to get in the first place. One firewall between net and webserver, then a second one between webserver and appserver w/oracle. If the cracker got in that far, I deserved to hacked and fired for not being more cautious. With regular incremental backups, the chances of catastrophic data loss would be unlikey, unless the cracker set off a couple hundred pounds of TNT.

  83. An Apology To Sybase Customers by MattRog · · Score: 1

    An Apology To Sybase Customers: Oracle Will Never Give You A Million Dollars

    "Oracle has issued a bold offer. They'll give a million dollars to any DB2, WebLogic or SQL Server user who switches to Oracle technology and fails to triple the performance of their website. Pretty impressive talk."
    http://www.sybase.com/detail/1,6904,1015763,00.htm l

    Sounds like Sybase should have a "Sorry, we won't lie to you like Oracle did." campaign! :D

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  84. Unbreakable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh yes, the obligatory "let's kick around ________,a non-open source company" article of the day.

  85. Of course its breakable by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

    What can Oracle do to prevent me from taking a expensive Tektronix Oscilloscope and probe the memory bus of the machine it runs on?

  86. Aren't we glad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That US Govt. didn't take Larry up on his offer.

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/09/23/2235 21 9&mode=thread

  87. What's next? by glwtta · · Score: 2

    Next thing you know, they are gonna be telling us that Windows XP isn't the most secure OS ever. Shocking!

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  88. Add to /dictionaries/NewSpeak/ by Zen+Mastuh · · Score: 2
    Oracle's top security manager is quoted as saying that "unbreakable" doesn't really mean unbreakable, or something

    So let's see if I have all of these straight:

    • "War is peace." Okay, if you say so...
    • "Freedom is slavery." Ummm...I'm not sure about that one...
    • "Unbreakable isn't unbreakable." Man, you're tripping!

    By the time the revolution comes, there are gonna be so many Corporate Newspeak motherfuckers that we'll have to build a bigger wall to put them up against.

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  89. As JoelOnSoftware said just a couple weeks ago: by GeekLife.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The unique thing about software is that it is infinitely clonable. Once you've written a subroutine, you can call it as often as you want. This means that almost everything we do as software developers is something that has never been done before. This is very different than what construction workers do. Herman the Handyman, who just installed a tile floor for me, has probably installed hundreds of tile floors. He has to keep installing tile floors again and again as long as new tile floors are needed. We in the software industry would have long since written a Tile Floor Template Library (TFTL) and generating new tile floors would be trivial.

    from http://www.joelonsoftware.com/news/fog0000000337.h tml

  90. Not "unbreakable", but "is unbreakable" by Merry_B.Buck · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..."unbreakable" doesn't really mean unbreakable, or something...
    Oracle said that 9i "is unbreakable". As President Clinton could easily tell you, the key word here is 'is'.

  91. SQL Server is based on Sybase, right? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    They'll give a million dollars to any DB2, WebLogic or SQL Server user

    Isn't Microsoft SQL Server a Windows-based database server based on Sybase?

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    1. Re:SQL Server is based on Sybase, right? by MattRog · · Score: 1

      Prior to 1994, it was, yes. After then Microsoft took control and began turning it into their own product. It does offer many of the same features, language (TSQL), stored procedures, etc. as Sybase does. From what I understand either 7.0 or 2000 was a 'total rewrite' of the DB code (of course retaining backwards compatability with previous versions).

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    2. Re:SQL Server is based on Sybase, right? by ZxCv · · Score: 2

      It was 7.0, IIRC. I certainly do remember using 6.5 and upgrading to 7.0, which was an enormous boost in performance and usability.

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  92. What about PostgreSQL? by ortholattice · · Score: 3, Troll

    How does PostgreSQL compare to Oracle? Is PostgreSQL more or less secure than Oracle? I don't know. I've never heard of a problem with it nor have I had one. Is PostgreSQL faster or slower than Oracle? I don't know, and apparently Oracle desperately doesn't want anyone to find out. From benchmarks that have had Oracle results deleted to benchmarks that someone (I wonder who?) has gotten the ISP to remove for "violation of our Terms of Service" (this used to be a benchmark), Oracle is very aggressive in preventing anyone from finding out how their database really performs. I wonder why? (However what might be another version of the second benchmark seems to have survived by carefully avoiding the mention of names of proprietary products.) All I know is that after trying to deal with the bloat of Oracle on a less-than-mainframe-class PC, PostgreSQL was a lean, mean breath of fresh air. Converting PL/SQL to PL/pgSQL was easy, too.

  93. Better way to spend your $10k Oracle license fee: by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Troll

    $0 for a copy of PostgreSQL
    $2000 for a firewall
    $1000 for a thorough security consultation
    $7000 for beer & chicken wings

    I suppose posturing and unbelievable claims are what you can expect from a company whose CEO looks like The Rock.

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  94. Can't even land his airplane on time. by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you get to the airport, they want to see your Larry-Ellison-approved National ID Card, or at least several forms of ID, take off your hat, jacket, shoes, belt, cellphone, beeper, PDA, and steel hip joint, and then decide whether to let you ride on the airplane you bought a ticket for. But when Larry Ellison gets to the airport, he gets on his own plane. Does he have to go through the security gate where they check his National ID card and say "Sorry, Mr. Ellison, you've gotten 15 tickets for violating quiet hours at San Jose Airport by landing after midnight, so we're not going to take the Big Orange Boot off your airplane wheel unless you show us a flight plan that gets you in by 11pm?" Not bloody likely.

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  95. Bull by FallLine · · Score: 3

    Where did he say he wants _all_ our information in a central database? There is a world of difference between having a reasonably secure national ID system that contains reasonable identification measures and _all_ of information (e.g., habits, medical history, etc) in one system. As much as I find Ellison a despicable person, please do not put words in his mouth or misrepresent the words of anyone that might advocate this. It may well be true that he wants that to sell his product, but that's not the same as actually advocating that. Furthermore, this same argument could be said for MS or the developers of mysql even...

    1. Re:Bull by rtscts · · Score: 1

      Once everyone has a single ID then it's a lot easier to link every other database to that ID.

    2. Re:Bull by FallLine · · Score: 2

      We already have a single ID, it's called a social security number. Virtually every legitimate citizen in this country has one. It may not provide positive photographic or biometric ID, but for the purposes of a database, it is every bit as enabling. In other words, this would change nothing in that respect.

    3. Re:Bull by rtscts · · Score: 1

      Aren't there limits on who can and can't ask for your SS# ? An ID restricted to govt use only is nowhere near as damaging as one that every schmuck can demand.

    4. Re:Bull by FallLine · · Score: 2

      There may be limits in theory, but the reality is that many places ask for it. e.g., credit card companies. In any event, even if this card had some kind of unique identifier associated with it, those same laws could be put into effect with the same degree of success. What's more, unlike the social security number, a strong photographic ID does not necessarily have a number that companies can use to track you with. If the card is smartcard-like, it may simply give the person reviewing the user/card a one time token to reference an online database with to vouch for the cards integrity.

      In any event, the entire discussion is rather academic if you ask me. The simple fact of the matter here is that the vast majority of the public, virtually EVERYONE that companies may want to track, can already be tracked just fine. It's simply not that big of a deal, because the kind of paranoid fantasies of some here offer little but trouble to the companies that have the capability.

  96. English, what has it become? by kimihia · · Score: 2

    Interesting you should mention that they are defining what "unsinkable" should mean. Check out this garbage:

    While Oracle's vulnerabilities are no greater in number or severity than those found in other major software products, some experts charge that the steady stream of security holes transforms "unbreakable" from a harmless marketing gimmick into a potentially dangerous misstatement.

    They should have said: "Unbreakable compared to Sendmail", or "Unbreakable compared to MS SQL server with the default password". Or how about "Unbreakable compared to BIND"?

    Also notice in the quote I pasted the last word: "misstatement".

    WTF is a misstatement? The author isn't George Orwell, so there is no reason for him to use DoubleSpeak. It's a lie. Call it what it is and stop being a lying wimp.

  97. Buffer Overflows Myth by Tom7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > Buffer overflow bugs can be prevented by a
    > middle-school hacker. This is elementary stuff.
    > Doesn't anybody believe in putting limits on
    > characters? This is simple to prevent.

    This is pure bullshit. Are the programmers of
    Apache, IIS, Half-Life, Quake 3 Arena, Perl, SSHD, glibc, wu_ftpd, or BIND at the middle school level? Windows NT? How about the linux kernel? All have had buffer overflows, and I'll bet that many of them still do.

    Unfortunately it is not always as simple as "putting limits on characters". The simple fact is that the C language is practically designed to make buffer overflow bugs easy to write and easy to exploit.

    I agree with you that buffer overflows are serious, though. That's why I think it is ridiculous that we still write security-critical network software in C. Sometimes it is hard to get around, like in the linux kernel when you need to do hardware access (a microkernel architecture might make it easier to write certain parts in higher-level languages). You might argue that performance would be impacted (I don't think this is true, especially with network software where the network is the real bottleneck), but even this argument falls through for 99% of users, since most users are far from full utilization of their processor. However, almost all users *are* affected by security holes.

    1. Re:Buffer Overflows Myth by Vulture_ · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The solution to this problem is quite simple, really -- write it all in Java instead. That way, if there's a buffer overflow, it's your JVM vendor's fault. ;)

      You can't make a buffer overflow in Java. Trying to overflow an array will simply throw an ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException. In most other cases, memory is allocated as needed. It's perfectly safe, for instance, to read a line of text (as in many plain-text protocols, like HTTP, IRC, etc):

      Socket socket; // ... initialized elsewhere
      BufferedReader reader = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(socket.getInputStream()));
      for (String s = reader.readLine(); s != null; s = reader.readLine())
      System.out.println("Read from socket: " + s);
      System.out.println("Socket closed!");

      That code fragment reads everything that's received on a network socket, one line at a time, until the socket is closed. Note the absence of any opportunity for creating any buffer overflows...

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    2. Re:Buffer Overflows Myth by addaon · · Score: 1

      Um... Java's great. Yeah, there's no buffer overflow. But the big problem with it is code like you just write. People say "ooh, it's all so easy in Java!" and write crap like that. Yay, you have no buffer exploits! Now how about that denial of service setup, where you always wait for the client to close the socket? Um, oops?

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    3. Re:Buffer Overflows Myth by Vulture_ · · Score: 1, Informative
      Better a denial of service attack than all of your customers' credit card numbers getting posted on USENET. Oh, and that's what firewalls, IDSes, and sysadmins are for. Denial of service attacks are easy to notice, easy to block, and easy to perpetrate.

      Regardless, that code was intended to run in its own thread. If you don't have such a configuration, you'd better use timeouts or async I/O or something. Otherwise you will be only able to service one client at a time... Java 1.4 (currently in beta) adds many new facilities for asynchronous I/O and a select() type thing.

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    4. Re:Buffer Overflows Myth by Redking · · Score: 2

      What programming language would you write them in, instead of C? Pros and cons of each compared to C? Just want to learn, not trolling.

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    5. Re:Buffer Overflows Myth by Tom7 · · Score: 2

      I answered this question here: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=25781&threshol d=1&commentsort=3&mode=thread&cid=2804384. There's a lot of info/evangelizing there!

      The short version is that any modern high level language (one that is safe) would be good enough regardless of performance (let's say, natively compiled Java) since the network will be the bottleneck for almost all users anyway. But I prefer SML or O'Caml for their superior efficiency on top of their many other nice language features.

      If performance and C idioms are really critical, there is also Cyclone, which is essentially C with some extensions and (most importantly) with safety.

    6. Re:Buffer Overflows Myth by Tom7 · · Score: 2, Informative


      Well, first of all, buffer overflows are far far more serious than denial-of-service attacks, since buffer overflows can lead to a compromise of your system, and DOS attacks do not. Typically, the attacker needs to continually expend resources in order to carry out a DOS attack, as well.

      Second, being free from buffer overflows (and other perils of C programming like manual memory management and core dumps) gives you more time to spend looking over your program for other kinds of security problems. This is good, of course.

      Java is not the greatest language, for sure, but safe high-level languages ARE the future, whatever they are named.

    7. Re:Buffer Overflows Myth by Trygvis · · Score: 1

      You don't have to wait!... Learn it before you say shit about it ..

  98. Larry, Larry, Larry .... by lcorc79 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... "Oracle is unbreakable" -- why should we expect that to be true? I seem to remember another oft-quoted phrase Larry loved to toss around ... something like "Network computers will be the wave of the very near future". How many years has it been now? *grin*

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  99. "very good"?! by cduffy · · Score: 2

    Oracle 8i not only failed to be SQL99 compliant, but wasn't even compliant with SQL92! Certainly it may be scalable (upwards... it sure as hell ain't downwards-scalable) and more reliable than most smaller solutions, but "very good" is not a label I can see applying to a product that doesn't even make a serious effort to be standards-compliant.

    1. Re:"very good"?! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Windows sure as hell ain't "very good" but it sure makes a shitload of cash!

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  100. 14 International Security Evaluations!! by rat7307 · · Score: 1

    What's more, Oracle holds 14 international security evaluations. IBM DB2 has none. Microsoft SQL Server has only one.


    &ltsarcasm>I bet it was worthwhile getting Upper Volta, Tonga, New Zealand and other hokey 2 bit countries to do the evalutaions...&lt/sarcasm>

    AND it doesnt say what the results of these evaluations were.. could have been "we cracked it...."

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  101. Ellison's Attitude by skroob · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that thinks that Ellison will just cross his arms and say something like "Hey, we may not be totally unbreakable, but we still beat what SQL Server can do. Eat me, Gates! And we're still going through your trash, too!" :)

    -Skroob

  102. Breakable by felipeal · · Score: 1

    Oracle was always breakable.
    You just need to login as system/manager (or scott/tiger).
    99.99% of the admins don't change those default passwords...

    1. Re:Breakable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      UFI =? Überhacker Friendly Interface :)?

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  103. Hmm, well.... by truesaer · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I used to use Oracle it was unbreakable. The only people who had complete access was the DBA and some guy named Scott Tiger....

  104. New Slogan.... by hummer · · Score: 1

    mostly unbreakable

    hummer

  105. Oh wise oracle by zak+mchacken!! · · Score: 0
    oracle, in Greek religion, priest or priestess who imparted the response of a god to a human questioner.

    Oh wise oracle what does unbreakable mean again!

    No sense of humor, then read the next post!

  106. what is it good for? by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    Oracle 9i, for databases as large as Larry Ellison's ego!

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  107. Who did the evaluations? by AllTheGoodNamesAreTa · · Score: 1

    Go ahead and mark me as a troll...

    So who did the evaluations? Authur Anderson?

    See, just shred the little piece of paper that says buffer overflow, and the security hole goes a way!

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  108. Yup by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
    Oracle holds 14 international security evaluations

    Let's see, there's the

    The Rush Limbaugh Institute for Creative Security Assessment (R-LICSA)

    The Larry Said It's Safe (LSIS) Certificate

    The We Certify All, Send Us The Money Security Price (WCA/SUTM)

    And of course 11 other significant, meaningful and important certificates.

    Actually Oracle is pretty secure. This unorganized and arbitrarily scattering of files among a number of disks is so obfuscating that it's pretty secure. If you're in the "Security through Obscurity (STO) camp", that is...

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  109. defaults by Rebar · · Score: 1
    and system/manager...

    and sys/change_on_install...

    and anyone who typed "oratclsh" followed by "exec id" and their eyeballs bugged out when they discovered they had h4xD r00t...


    seriously, check your database and make sure oratclsh isn't setuid, and the administrative passwords aren't their defaults.

  110. Re:unbreakable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Germans also thought the same about Enigma...

    Actually, the Germans were right. (Given the level of technology at the time...)

    If memory serves me, the Allies had to steal a working Enigma (and cover up the theft, lest the Germans change the code) in order to break the code.

  111. Everywhere you want to be by jxqvg · · Score: 1

    It's funny you should mention this, because just last night I wanted to get an order to go from Arby's and was disappointed to find out that they don't even take checks anymore at the franchise down the street.

  112. So... by ardu · · Score: 1

    ..."top security manager" doesn't really mean "top security manager", or something.

  113. My view by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    I think of it this way. If it's written by humans, it's bound to have problems. How many problems depends on the human and how much they care about their project.

  114. Is Larry related to Harlan? by Reziac · · Score: 2

    I mean, they both lead active fantasy lives... and they sound so much alike!

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  115. YES!!! by slugfro · · Score: 0, Troll

    Intel rules!!!

    ooops...did i say that outloud?

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  116. Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by ArchMagus · · Score: 1

    I need details! How can I make a home-grown nitrogen cooling system and overclock the living daylights out of my system!!!

    1. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by 2Bits · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right, I want technical details on how to do it too.

      Look at this CPU, the physical dimension and the heat it generates, are just perfect for making my omelette in the morning.

    2. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by jarodss · · Score: 2

      Easy, take the case of your system, take a big ass hollow copper tube, with a sealed copper base of course.
      Secure the base to the processor die with some arctic silver or other compound of your choice and some rope, wouldn't want a catsicle when fluffy knocks over your box.
      Fill said copper tube with liquid nitrogen, and a steady drip from your nitrogen storage container, it turns gaseous really fast.
      Boot system, enter bios, overclock to your hearts desire.
      (Just don't forget to take pictures of the rig, and take the heat sink off in a video would be cool too, I'd love to see a P4 3.5 drop the heat sink and become a P4 500Mhz or whatever in half a second.

    3. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by hogsback · · Score: 1

      Is there nothing in between the processor and the copper to slow the cooling?

      Doesn't the rate of cooling that you would get from this risk damaging something physically?

      I would expect having the processor cooled by a liquid (low melting point oil) and having that cooled by the N2 would be safer. You just need to run the cooler for a few minutes before turning the computer on

    4. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful... if you are not careful, the copper tube will cool and condensation will form and destroy your motherboard. Also you should look out for the mist. The gaseous nightrogen is cold, so it causes condensation from the air, and falls. This will also ruin your motherboard.

    5. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      I've got a plan to use liquid hydrogen and get it up to 3.999GHz!

    6. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by minard · · Score: 1
      been there, done that. I'm a silcon design engineer and I've done silicon validation testing where you take a sample on a test rig and check its function at various extremes of temperature. The "cold" end of the test spec can actually be very cold (and I've designed some stuff that was designed to be used in an outdoor enclosure in Canada - chlly).

      It's very easy when operating in a test environment that's significantly above the target temperature to cool the device to the point where you get significant condensation on and around the device under test and the whole test rig fries.

    7. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by minard · · Score: 1
      additional - I guess what you really need if you're going to get the device really cold is a controlled environment in which you dry the air.

      Has anybody tried hooking up a dehumidifier to the air inlet of an otherwise sealed box to make sure this doesn't happen?

    8. Re:Bah, this link is nothing more than a picture! by jojor · · Score: 1

      yeah, cool. liquid hydrogen... blow yourself up.
      even if you'd design a copper pipe system over the p4 i wouldnt wanna try it!
      ever seen the burning zeppelin picture?

  117. Overclocking with super-cooling systems? by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude. Overclocking with a super-cooling system is sooo 1999!

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    1. Re:Overclocking with super-cooling systems? by MeltyMan · · Score: 1

      I agree, but 3.5ghz ain't!
      :)

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    2. Re:Overclocking with super-cooling systems? by plover · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but what is its equivalent overclocked speed in Athlon MHz?

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    3. Re:Overclocking with super-cooling systems? by Toraz+Chryx · · Score: 1

      there's a 400Mhz 'ish disparity between performance and clockspeed (AlthonXP verses P4)

      eg, a 1.6Ghz AlthonXP (1900+) is about equal to a 2.0Ghz P4

    4. Re:Overclocking with super-cooling systems? by irecleas · · Score: 2, Informative

      The disparity is caused by the length of the P4 pipeline in relation to the AthlonXP. So it's a ratio. 2000/1600=1.25 or 1600/2000=0.8
      So a 3.5GHz P4 is the equivalent of a (3.5*0.8) 2.8GHz Athlon XP

    5. Re:Overclocking with super-cooling systems? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not necessarily. There are a large number of factors that go into the "mHz disparity," including cache, memory, fabrication process, voltage, and heat dissipation. If we were to base the "ratios" solely off pipeline stepping, how would that place a PowerPC G4, with a 7 step pipeline, against a P4, with a 20+ step pipeline? Is a new iMac as fast as a P4 2400? I know they're different architectures, but in actuality the Athlon has a LOT in common with the design of the PowerPC.

      The "ratios" are a good guess, and will be reasonably accurate, but as a chip heats up it actually gets slower (i.e. it takes more time for an electron to move through the circuit) and the AthlonXP gets a lot hotter than a P4 a lot quicker. My AthlonXP 1700 practically needs its own air conditioning unit (and why most athlon heatsinks weigh more than the reccomended 300 grams) while, from what I hear anyway, the P4s aren't quite as bad (though not exactly frigid.)

    6. Re:Overclocking with super-cooling systems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be interested as to how an XP would handle at very low temperatures though.

      As for chips getting slower due to heating up.. the whole reason this P4 managed to clock such high speeds is because it was cooled to a very low temperature!!! Of course an XP could prove harder to sustain at the same temperature because of a higher heat output.

  118. This is just what by tcd004 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    1. Re:This is just what by tcd004 · · Score: 2

      Wow. there's got to be some kind of award for racking up this much moderation:

      Moderation Totals: Offtopic=3, Insightful=1, Informative=1, Funny=4, Overrated=1, Total=10.

      tcd004

  119. Hope it's running the web server... by shanek · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it just might be able to take the Slashdotting!

    1. Re:Hope it's running the web server... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Processor speed is rarely the cause of bottleneck on a webserver...

    2. Re:Hope it's running the web server... by shanek · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, it was a joke! Admittedly, not a (+5, Funny) joke like it was moderated, but still...

  120. Thermal Protection by shoemakc · · Score: 1

    Where else can you go from 3500 to 10 when your radiator falls off.

    What is that, like 30 G's?

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  121. Uh oh... by CrazyBrett · · Score: 3, Funny

    AMD had better come out with a new "Athlon XXXP 3500+" to stay competitive! :)

    1. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      for XXX Performance? No ladies would buy it, it'd too damn quick.

    2. Re:Uh oh... by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 1

      Maybe then they can follow Intel's whole thing about "the Pentium 4 enhances your web browsing"...

      "And with the XP 3DPr0nNow!+ technology, the Athlon XXXP will really let you eXPerience your favorite websites!

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    3. Re:Uh oh... by tangent3 · · Score: 1

      Not too difficult. They can simply rename their Athlon XP 2000 to Athlon XP 3500 and no one would be wiser. It's the performance which counts, and not the clockspeed, right?

  122. Speed and power by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity, how much power does one of these 2GHz+ chips use? Combine that chip with the graphics card, the DDR SDRAM, the fans, the perhiperals... those electric meters must spin mighty fast:)

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    1. Re:Speed and power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DDR SDRAM uses less power than SDRAM and RDRAM.

  123. Japanese only by joshamania · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey Taco, next time you link a Japanese only site, specify it so. I have little time to look at nothing more than a booklet of pretty pictures.

    1. Re:Japanese only by GoRK · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean you don't speak Japanese like the rest of us?

      You obviously have enough time to waste to post this crap.

    2. Re:Japanese only by Lxy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have little time to look at nothing more than a booklet of pretty pictures

      If your time is so valuable, why do you read /. in the first place?

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  124. Neat, now how about my box...? by TellarHK · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, it's great to take the latest and greatest chips out there and boost the heck out of 'em. But what I want to see are some overclocks of things from a while back. Let's see about pumping some juice through a Pentium 100, or even a 6502C in a Commodore 64. Let's REALLY get impatient for actual powerful, stable chips, and take some PowerPC chips to the tank o' coolant.

    You also never see anyone talking about overclocking non-x86 architectures. I'd assume this is due to a lack of BIOS with that kind of speed support, and motherboards without jumpers for clock speeds. But why let that stop us, right?

    *insert sarcasm drip here, 50ml hourly*

    1. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Commodore 64 actually had a 6510 ... :-)

    2. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by hattig · · Score: 5, Informative
      You can overclock the G4's in the Power Macs if you know how. The multiplier is encoded by some resistors near the CPU on the CPU card, and if you know the layout, you can overclock your 800MHz G4 reliably to 933MHz or even 1GHz. I don't know if you can do the same with the new iMac2, I reckon there is a good chance of it once someone finds out where these resistors are on the motherboard.

      Amigans have been overclocking their 68k series processors for years. Witness the 28MHz 68000 for the A500, or the 75MHz 68060s (instead of 50MHz), a 50% overclock easy when decent coolers are added to the equation.

      It is harder to overclock the 8-bits, as the rest of the system messes up in many cases, and the video output and audio go haywire. But it has been done (Enterprise 64 in one example, upping the 5MHz Z80 by a MHz or two, or replacing it with ones that do 10's of MHz I believe. Dunno about the C64 or Atari 8-bits though.

    3. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, no technical person would ever work with a fucking rs/6000. dumbass.

    4. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by ocelotbob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've seen a few sites here and there about overclocking non-x86 architechtures. To overclock one of the other architechtures is much more difficult, usually involving desoldering the clock chip. Also, most of the overclocking involves CPUs of a few generations prior; you don't overclock that brand new, $10,000 ultrasparc-III, unless you are clinically insane.

      One of the few sites I've found where the guy has been insane enough to try overclocking a non PC is obsolyte.org. Even then, he overclocked a fairly old sun from back when they used 68k processors.

      Although as a semi-related topic, you also don't see people talking about case mods on their non-PC systems. Am I the only one out there crazy enough to mod a case for a sun? Please tell me someone else has done it.

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    5. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      mail me a URL when you've done it and I'll go wow cool man and, er, that's it.

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    6. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by marcop · · Score: 2
    7. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cpu in a C64 runs at different clock speeds depending on whether the video produces NTSC or PAL out. Could an overclocked C64 produce FBAS-VGA?

    8. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      loads of people overclock their G3s and G4s you muppet. My G3 400 (Yosemite) runs very sweetly at 550Mhz with no additional cooling, and my G4 400 (Yikes!) runs at 500Mhz. Apple made it more difficult to adjust multiplier with the Sawtooth models onward - so I can't overclock my dual 533 Mystic without soldering :-[, but there's a japanese guy who overclocks EVERY machine Apple brings out. he got the G4 733 (Digital Audio) running at 1066Mhz, and there are several people who have upped the bus speeds on their iBooks recently.

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    9. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Destoo · · Score: 1

      poke 65497,0

      THAT was overclocking.
      Boost a TRS80 coco3's 68B09E from 0.895 et 1.78 MHz

      The only thing I did not know was that there WERE some heat issues involved, according to this guy.

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    10. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Fortuna+Wolf · · Score: 1

      You know, you can also OC your texas instruments calculators?
      Solder a chip onto the board to change the frequency of the CPU and presto, twice as fast. Woohooo, look at boulder dash 86 fly!

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    11. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by larien · · Score: 5, Informative
      Of course, the problem with overclocking something like a speccy or C64 is that you're likely to speed up the gameplay of anything you're running! These systems didn't have the same kind of clock as modern PCs so timing was handled by running NOPs (or whatever). Instead of increased frame rates (or possibly as well as), you have a game running twice the speed! Sometimes you might want that, but you probably don't.

      As an aside, I bought a game ages ago that must have been written for a 386/486 and ran it on my P233 (as it was at the time). The game was unplayable because of the speed. I dread to think how it would run on my Athlon 1800+XP... *shudder*

    12. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1
      God that takes me back..


      LOADM "P51

      OK

      POKE 65497,0

      OK

      EXEC



      Suddenly you have a jet simulator...

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    13. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does attaching fans and flipping dipswitches make you "technical"? It's a task usually reserved for illiterate 3rd world assemblyline workers.

    14. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Dzimas · · Score: 1

      Umm... the C64 had a 6510.

    15. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by smyle · · Score: 2, Funny
      Reminds me of an OLD joke:

      How do you accelerate a Mac?
      9.81 m/s^2

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    16. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

      I distinctly remember having the "too fast" problem with games. My all-time favorite game was Demon Stalkers. It had 16 colors! I think it was written for the 25 mhz 386s (or something like that) at the time. I remember trying to play it on my dad's computer, which must have been a 33 mhz, and it was too fast to be playable. Luckily, that computer had a "turbo" button you could push to reduce the speed or something. (How the heck did that work?!)

      Anyway, due to hard coded timing, it won't even run on my P-III, P-IIs, Celerons... even my slowest Pentium is way too fast for this game. One of these days, I'll find some old 386 for sale on eBay or somewhere, and that baby is mine, dude!

    17. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by humpback · · Score: 0, Troll

      I once worked with a Powerbook G3. I Tried to run linux in it and gcc crashed alot due to to much heat. I have a dual p3 866 uning rock solid at 1000mhz, with no special things. Non x86 machines available to the common man can take the overkill.

      Gustavo

    18. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Funny
      As an aside, I bought a game ages ago that must have been written for a 386/486 and ran it on my P233 (as it was at the time). The game was unplayable because of the speed.

      That's what the "Turbo" button on the front of your case is for.

      You do have a Turbo button, right...

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    19. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Link310 · · Score: 1

      reminds me of an old game I had called tapper. Ran great on my 8088, but was unplayable on my 286! I'd hate to see it on my machines today.

    20. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Elfboy · · Score: 1

      Haven't done the sun but I've punked out my older biege G3 over the years. (paintjobs, stickers etc.)
      I left the TiBook alone (mmmm brushed metal).

      Am eagerly awaiting a new G4 system to play with.
      Not sure what aesthitic I want it.I'm thinking leather though.

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    21. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      As an aside, I bought a game ages ago that must have been written for a 386/486 and ran it on my P233 (as it was at the time). The game was unplayable because of the speed. I dread to think how it would run on my Athlon 1800+XP... *shudder*


      That's nothing, I remember trying to get games to work on my 386 16 mhz powerhouse that were meant for 4.77 mhz PCs. Not only did the speed make them unplayable, but those old games used the PC speaker, so in addition to having ascii shapes blur across my screen the speaker gave a nice cacophany of staccato beeps, groans, and screams.

    22. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were "Turbo" units available for the C64. The only problems it that they killed probably 95% of your software compatibility. FORGET running almost any game with one of those turned on. It was strictly for productivity software and even some of that stuff wouldn't work with it.

      Back then the machine wasn't considered upgradable so programmers designed their code based on a 1Mhz chip and timing would fail if it was any different. Just try running a PAL game on an NTSC system! Graphic timing is off and there's flicker and lock-ups.

    23. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      Pffft. I was able to OC my HP28 with just software. Hey, why are my batteries dying so fast? At least I got that sucker to plot polar coordinates in half the time!

    24. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by chrandgull · · Score: 1

      There is a program that can slow old games down to a playable speed. Try it out here: http://www.hpaa.com/moslo/

    25. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with the ti's, all you gotta do is swap out the phatty resister they've got in there... pretty simple job.

    26. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by jeffb · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Powerbooks work this way too, except that the resistors involved are smd type instead of the easier to fiddle with ones on the desktop. In fact, on the desktops, you can clock them with a Circuit Works pen and an X-Acto, if you'd prefer not to solder. I've been running my 1st generation iBook (300MHz) at 400MHz for almost 2 years now, and it has worked well since the day I 'clocked it. (processor temp went up an average of only 6F, which is good, since the iBook also doesn't have a fan). The chart reviewing the various combinations of processor speeds and ratios available on the iBooks and Powerbooks is available at The Mystic Room, if you're curious. (or just want to see a 666MHz iBook in the Apple System Profiler, if only for a sec.)

      :jeffb Apple Certified Tech

    27. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      gcc crashed alot due to to much heat

      Yeah, that's why it bailed. Sure. Once a POS, always a POS.

    28. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 2

      Greg Douglas at www.reputable.com managed to get 240mhz out of an old sgi indy r5k 200, and someone (can't find article) got 300+ out of an indigo II r4400 (orig 200 or 250 mhz). However, both required cheating- replacing clock oscillators, soldering faster memory into the L2 cache spots, etc. It's a bit more involved than just changing a jumper and pouring liquid nitrogen over it...

      neh

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    29. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by jeffb · · Score: 1

      I've also got an Audrey running reliably night and day at 333MHz (it started at 200MHz). Didn't need a fan either, though it might fare better in the long term if I went and put one in there. (no short term issues or freezes... yet.) Just needs a couple smd resistors moved. Very small. Attempt only before having your morning coffee. :-D

      Yes, I overclock everything in the house. (and I have a disdain for fans.) Where'd I put that Speak 'n Spell...

      jeffb

      Imagine a Beowolf cluster of... oh, nevermind.

    30. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by mattbee · · Score: 2

      Of course, the problem with overclocking something like a speccy or C64 is that you're likely to speed up the gameplay of anything you're running!

      The best game this ever happened to was Wipeout 2097-- I think it came out in 1996 or something so they should really have known better, but when playing it on my Celeron 400 with a Voodoo 3 graphics card, it went at about three times the normal speed which is already pretty fringging quickly, as anybody who's played it will testify :-)

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    31. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by benwb · · Score: 2

      I o/c'ed the 65816 in my Apple IIgs to 20mhz way way back in the day. (It started at 2.7)

    32. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
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    33. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by achurch · · Score: 2

      As an aside, I bought a game ages ago that must have been written for a 386/486 and ran it on my P233 (as it was at the time). The game was unplayable because of the speed. I dread to think how it would run on my Athlon 1800+XP... *shudder*

      Ever hear of Night Mission Pinball? One of my favorite games when I was younger, but it was written for an IBM PC with an 8086 processor. You know, the old 3.whatever MHz things. Well, I came across it a few years ago while going back through old floppies, and after locating a 5-1/4" floppy drive, booted it on my 200MHz Pentium.

      Let's just say that the "ball launch" button turned into the "ball drain" button...

    34. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by MobileC · · Score: 0

      Yes and nowdays it should slow your machine down to oh 400MHz.

      IF you actually have a turbo button and it's actually connected to a motherboard that actually supports it.

      I thought it just turned the caches off anyway.

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    35. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by CrazyBusError · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the days of battlechess...

      Rook -> D3
      Knight X Rook

      SCREEEK. AWWWWK. (tinny voice) 'AAARGH'.

      Superb.

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    36. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      As an aside, I bought a game ages ago that must have been written for a 386/486 and ran it on my P233 (as it was at the time). The game was unplayable because of the speed. I dread to think how it would run on my Athlon 1800+XP... *shudder*
      They have utilities made to "slow down" computers to run older games such as that. I forget what the one I had was called, but you simply put in a percentage, and it scales down the speed of your computer by that much. The utility came with my TSR Forgottens Realms Series package I bought.

      Magius_AR

    37. Re:Neat, now how about my box...? by Alsee · · Score: 2

      I want to see are some overclocks of things from a while back.

      I bet that with liquid Nitrogen cooling you could crank an ENIAC up to around 5-600 FLOPS!

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  125. doh by f00zbll · · Score: 0

    Bart, pick up my finger before the dog eats. This liquid nitrogen stuff makes great frosting.

  126. IRS by ShortedOut · · Score: 1

    Great, now I can tell the IRS that I owe them money 1 nanosecond faster....

    Seriously, is this news? 10 years from now we'll be hearing... Pentium 8 20GHz chip overclocked to 20.34Ghz!!!

    I'm just looking forward to the future when Aliens will no longer have to depend on pentium technology for fun...

    1. Re:IRS by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      seeing that we're at just over 2GHz right now, according to moore's law, that 20 GHz you mention will be here in about 5 years.2007. in 10 years, it will be 200GHz, and we'll be overclocking them to 350Ghz using super cooling microscopic bacteria or some such.

      i guess every 10 years, the chips get 100 times faster, so our 2GHz we have now, 10 years ago was 20 mhz. that's about right, eh? my 386 machine was 16mhz and probably pretty new then.

    2. Re:IRS by Malc · · Score: 1

      No, it won't be 20GHz -> 20.34GHz, by this measure, it will be 20GHz -> 32.6GHz! This P4 looks like it's a over-clockable as the old Celeron 300.

    3. Re:IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Overclosking a 2.2GHz processor to 3.5Ghz.

      Reminds me of the time I put super+ gas in my lamborghini, and then cruised down the California interstate during rush hour.

    4. Re:IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me another story Mr. AC

    5. Re:IRS by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      did you miss the part about the liquid Nitrogen, then? or are you suggesting that it's common practice to supercool Celeron 300s?

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    6. Re:IRS by Malc · · Score: 1

      I think that it would have been acomplished without liquid N2, which I think was complete overkill. It was very cool though. *groan*

    7. Re:IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Utterly and completely off-topic....

      Don't punch the 'enter' key on that 1040E just yet.

      Wait to file 'till after the trial

      ya ya, I give it 80/20, but still. Gotta hold a match to their feet if ya got the chance :)

    8. Re:IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup and Quake XIV will still piss me off, because the reality renders plugged into the base of my skull won't interface fast enough.

  127. Ghz Don't matter.... by Gambit-x7x · · Score: 0

    well lately it seams that the internal clock of cpu is becoming more insignificant on overall performance of pc...

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  128. Wow that's quite a boost! by MantridDronemaker · · Score: 1

    This is actually quite the little speed boost they pulled off! Wow. The only thing I would wonder (apart from the cool factor of doing it - pun not intended) is whether or not any existing video cards can now keep up? Is a GF3Ti now the bottle neck? Or memory or what?

    Might be good for 3dsMAX renders though ;)

  129. Looks simple by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It looks like you just pour the nitrogen into that big metal bucket that sits on the processor. This is more of a novelty than a usable system, I'd bet the nitrogen boils off in less than an hour.

    Still, pretty amazing.

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    1. Re:Looks simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LN is cheaper than gasoline in the US.

    2. Re:Looks simple by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Really? Sweet.

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  130. Pretty snazzy by Aexia · · Score: 0

    But does it run Windows?

  131. And seconds later... by dozing · · Score: 1

    The machine burst into a glorious display of frolicing flames.

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  132. whoopie by hattig · · Score: 3, Interesting
    So, this is probably how Intel demo'ed their 3.5GHz P4 last year. Shows how pointless the whole thing is, to be honest.

    A 3.5GHz P4 probably would perform like a 2.5GHz Athlon, given the difference in IPC. However, factor in SMT (HyperThreading) into the equation and it gets a lot more interesting. Hammer will have some competition when it comes out, even with a PR rating of 3400+ - the P4 will probably get to 3GHz by the end of this year.

    In the end, the consumer is the one to win. But remember, speed in a processor is only good if the rest of the system can keep up with it. Witness i845 (the SDRAM version) as a way of making a fast P4 perform even worse than before.

    I am more interested in the upcoming GeForce 4 and R300 chips myself as a way to increase gaming performance - processor power is secondary, as long as it is sufficient. For rendering performance however, I am interested in fast processors, and it looks likely that SMT P4's will rock with Lightwave 7b on a quad CPU board (8 virtual processors!). Not that I could afford one of these anyway, so the point is moot.

    1. Re:whoopie by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can you really say that its the consumer who will win when no consumer programs require much processing power over a P2 400 or so?

      I mean, it's nice that intel and AMD can make such fast processors, but where's the bottleneck on overall performance nowadays? I'm willing to bet it's not in the chip.

      I think we've reached a point in personal computing where the software is years behind the hardware. Only in the fields of gaming or professional rendering do we need such high performance machines.

      My friend's parents recently purchased a 1.5 Ghz Pentium 4 for day to day bookkeeping!

    2. Re:whoopie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My son, never underestimate Microsoft's ability to consume system resources! That 1.5Ghz P4 will be struggling to keep up with the 3D raytraced 5.1-Dolby-compatible AI-enhanced Office XXXP Paperclip assistant in a couple years.

    3. Re:whoopie by blitzrage · · Score: 1

      I'm running a 633mHz Celeron with 256MBs of RAM, and I'm happy. Crazy thing is I can get computer parts at cost due my business, but doesn't matter to me. I do have a 20" Trinitron Monitor though.. nice.

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    4. Re:whoopie by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      there's plenty of times I need as much CPU power as I can get: Using Winrar to backup critical data files for storage on an external hard drive. Using PNGCRUSH to compress large PNG files. Compressing Agent databases. Now try to do anything else while you are doing those things.

    5. Re:whoopie by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 1

      You've obviously not played civ3 with 16 civilizations... AI calculations between turns can take 10 minutes on a 1.4ghz athlon.

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    6. Re:whoopie by Steveftoth · · Score: 2

      You know who really wins?

      SETI.

      Everyone gives them their cpu time, hopefully they are able to use it to the best.

    7. Re:whoopie by Anopheles · · Score: 1

      Everybody seems to think that this is the "speed record", when the real speed records have to be happening behind the locked doors of the U.S. Government. Some person in-the-know at Sandia or in NORAD is probably laughing at us, saying "Gigahertz! LOL!!!"

      Makes me wonder...

    8. Re:whoopie by ToLu+the+Happy+Furby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, this is probably how Intel demo'ed their 3.5GHz P4 last year. Shows how pointless the whole thing is, to be honest.

      No: the 3.5GHz P4 Intel demoed at IDF last fall was air-cooled. On the other hand, it was certainly hand-picked from a special run of chips on a boutique process tuned to produce a few very high clocking chips at the expense of overall yield. Which, yes, shows how pointless the whole thing is, to be honest.

      On the other hand, the fact that they are showing it off is an indication of where they're going. Intel showed of an (air-cooled) 2 GHz P4 at IDF fall '00, and launched the same part, not coincidentally, exactly at IDF fall '01. They showed a 3.5 GHz P4 at IDF fall '01, which means...?

      No, they probably won't get one out quite so early (3.0 is more like it), but it'll be here around the end of the year. Incidentally, the top speed of an air-cooled hand-picked chip on a special process is probably more relevant to future clock scaling than that of a Liquid Nitrogen cooled off-the-shelf part, for the simple reason that the process will be tweaked to be more aggressive as time goes on, but the temperature is never going to magically drop to -196 deg C. (And yes, the difference matters, as lower temperatures attack different limiting factors for clock rates than tweaked processes do.)

    9. Re:whoopie by klui · · Score: 1

      It's amazing what kinds of application can drag down a machine. At work, I have a 450MHz PII running NT 4.0. If I run Sonique in the background with the small window animation displaying, the cycles it sucks up will drag down everything. Window refresh gets a bit interesting, too. I'm sure many who have PCs aren't doing just single tasks, but have multiple tasks running in the background, each one sucking up cycles to the point where something like a 450MHz is no longer adequate in my opinion for "everyday" use.

    10. Re:whoopie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liquid air is still air. ;-)

  133. oh gee wizz wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    big fucking deal. BFD.

  134. Those crazy Finns by milkmandan9 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are at it too.

    Here you can see they've got it to boot at 3.674GHz. The page is in Finnish (I assume), but there's some English text at the bottom too.

    1. Re:Those crazy Finns by staili · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Damn, you were faster. :)
      Here's that english summary from muropaketti:

      English summary!

      Today we cooled the new Intel Northwood 2,2GHz CPU with liquid nitrogen (LN2 -196C).

      The motherboard used in the tests was Asus P4B266 based on the Intel 845 chipset (DDR). There was a voltage modification on the motherboard which allowed the VCore to be raised as high as we needed. The memory module was Crucial PC2100 128MB and memory settings were the fastest possible (CAS 2 2-2-5).

      We used a copper bowl on top of the CPU and poured some LN2 into it. It took a while until the CPU temperature started to drop and when it was cold enough, we started the test.

      First test was run at 3300MHz (FSB 150MHz) and with no problem at all (VCore 1,9V). The next step was rather high but after raising Vcore to 2,05V Northwood worked stable at 3520MHz (FSB 160MHz). We went on with the tests and finally hit the limit.

      We were able to boot to Windows 2000 when the CPU clock frequency was 3675MHz (FSB 167MHz) but we couldn't run any benchmark programs. The highest STABLE CPU clock frequency we were able to reach was 3630MHz (FSB 165MHz). At 3650MHz we were able to run heavy benchmark programs such as SuperPi and Pifast successfully although the VCore was quite high (2,12V). It seems that Pentium 4 can handle it without any conflicts.

      Check out the pictures above

      I think the 3675MHz Wcpuid-shot we were able to get can be considered as the overclocking world record at this moment (17/01/2002), but I'm pretty sure the Japanese will try to beat it as soon as possible :-)

      BTW, Quake 3 Arena was quite fun to play when the CPU was running at 3500MHz! o_O

  135. Take it with a grain of salt by vlad_petric · · Score: 2
    Some components of the P4 core operate at double speed (i.e. in a 2.2GHz processor they would operate at 4.4GHz). It's very difficult to believe (at least for me) that those components could work at 7GHz (2*3.5)

    The Raven.

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    1. Re:Take it with a grain of salt by recursiv · · Score: 2

      It's very difficult for me not to believe that those components could work at 7GHz(2*3.5). After all, it was posted to /.

      Anyway, what makes it hard for you to believe?

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    2. Re:Take it with a grain of salt by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      Someone tricked you. The ALU's aren't running at twice the clock speed of the rest of the p4. They actually do something different, involving 'double pumping', but not 'double clocking'.

      It's sort of like DDR SDRAM. It doesn't ACTUALLY run at 266mhz, or something weird. Sorry I can't explain it better.

  136. link to the most important part by carlcmc · · Score: 3, Informative

    the picture of the results that ISNT IN JAPANESE.

    1. Re:link to the most important part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the author (or maybe a troll) links to another picture in this comment:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=26359&cid=28 56 871

  137. Who needs a beowulf cluster? by KILNA · · Score: 1

    I'll just take *one* of these. :)

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  138. Cooling System by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    At what point does the cooling system start to become a problem for the components around the cpu?

    Does your HDD or CD like it when the case temp goes wildly up and down? How about the actual motherboard?

    1. Re:Cooling System by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      These nitrogen systems are causing condensation on most of the motherboard. Unless you could encase the computer in completely dry air, it's going to get wet.

      You tell me how long a wet motherboard will run... These things are more of a novelty, not usable systems.

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    2. Re:Cooling System by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a return to the days where the motherboard is sitting out on a towel.

      Now, where did I put my 8088 system....

  139. Old news by staili · · Score: 2, Redundant

    And one finnish hw-site has already overclocked 2.2Ghz to 3.675GHz

  140. This strikes me as overkill... by nherc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure it's neat to see how cold and therefore fast you can make the latest chip run... for a whole couple minutes (until you run out of liquid gas coolant). What I find more interesting, are innovative solutions to cooling CPU's that are practical, stable and last more than one game of Quake.

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  141. i'm curious.... by Hadlock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the processor can only dissapate so much heat through the silicon/whatever and the heat sink. it seems that that is the weakest link, is the connection between the core and the sink itself. would the processor run cooler w/o the heatsink (as it is disapating heat into the liq nitrogen too, that is in turn cooling the core), or does it really need a heatsink at such absurdly low temps? i understand the need for higher surface area to heat ratio concept, but it seems like with temps as low as -250* F or so, that one wouldn't need that 2" square tubing of copper as a heatsink: just stir the liq nitrogen really well :)

    as a side note, that site is entirely in japanese. when is babelfish gonna support japanese? all i got out of that was a picture of the boot screen saying 2250 that was undelined in red. i'd mirror it, but i don't see what you would get out of looking at a bunch of pictures that don't seem to support their claim.

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    1. Re:i'm curious.... by GoRK · · Score: 2

      Um, babelfish does do JE though not particularly well. Out of curiosity, I pulled it up on this site and it was more than adequate.

    2. Re:i'm curious.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I don't think that big copper tube was a heatsink, I assume it is just there to act as a container for the LN.

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  142. I've supercooled my Dreamcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now it runs faster than an X-Box.

    Much like this article, you'll just have to take my word for it.

    Also, I'm running Linux on my Nokia cellphone. I'll try to post some pictures when I can get my NetBSD digital camera to boot.

    1. Re:I've supercooled my Dreamcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And my cellphone is a Beowolf cluster of Nokia DSPs...

    2. Re:I've supercooled my Dreamcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough* Those are TI DSPs in those Nokia phones.

  143. Supermagnetic Processor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Beware at 0 degrees Kelvin the whole thing may be become supermagnetic. The cooling device may float of the unit.

    1. Re:Supermagnetic Processor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd be more worried that all atomic motion had stopped and excited that I had actually reduced the temperature to that point. I'd call New Scientist right away.

    2. Re:Supermagnetic Processor by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      All we need is something cooler than 0 K to get it there and we'll be in business!

  144. Only 3.5GHz? by repvik · · Score: 2, Redundant

    And this happens 15 minutes after I submitted my story on the Intel Northwood 2,2GHz overclocked to 3675MHz.

    http://www.muropaketti.com/artikkelit/cpu/northw oo d2200/ln2/index.phtml

  145. More info on Oracle 9i PL/SQL Security issue by jasonrowski · · Score: 1

    Hi

    DBresources.com has a post with more info on the Oracle 9i PL/SQL Apache Module bug. Check the article at http://oracle.dbresources.com/

    Thanks
    Jason

  146. WTF by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1, Troll

    Great! A picture. Wow. I want some details!!! Pretty lame post, since its only a picture, and a link to a nasty japanese web site.

    What a tease.

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    1. Re:WTF by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 3, Funny

      And on another note...

      If I put a piece of copper on my motherboard, took a picture of it, and claimed it was an overclocked Athlon t-bird running at 6 gHz cooled by moon rocks, would it get posted?

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    2. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded a "troll"? He's right, it is a lame site.

    3. Re:WTF by bonk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not only would it get posted, it would get reposted 6 months from now as a ground breaking story.

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    4. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this guy/gal up. He/she speaks truth.

    5. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I ran my CPU on the moon, would it run any cooler there (dark side of course).

  147. Is 3.5 GHz enough? by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a plot showing SPECint2000 vs SPECfp2000 for eight different chips, including the Pentium 4 2.0 GHz.

    From the looks of it, overclocking to 3.5 GHz might make the Pentium 4 almost equal in performance to the IBM Power4 running at 1.3 GHz.

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    1. Re:Is 3.5 GHz enough? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      If the entire use of a processor was crunching SpecInt tests...

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    2. Re:Is 3.5 GHz enough? by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More like, if all the software available on the x86 platform didn't depend on the chipset extentions rather than the raw architechture.

      Don't confuse 'real life performance' with 'optimized for SSE/3DNOW/MMX' yadda yadda. Unfortuanetly, even though chips may be raw number crunching daemons (and Photoshop optimized for the G4 absolutely screams (maybe 33% better) over a faster clocked P4 in my first hand experience), and even though people may know that Mgz != speed, I think too many people still fail to remember that much of the percieved 'power' of certain chips come from compiler optmizations for that specific chip, not a lack of power in its competitors or an inability to turn FP and Int performance into 'real world' performance.

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  148. And with a simple nuclear reactor... by multiOSfreak · · Score: 1

    and a standard abosolute-0 liquid nitrogen cooling peltier, I got my Pentium Pro 200Mhz overclocked to well over 8Ghz. [/sarcasm]

    I'll just wait a year (or less) and buy a 3.5 Ghz processor for $150. No muss, no fuss, no meltdown.

  149. That's nothing... by brogdon · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I put my Athlon in the microwave, I can get numbers out of it that don't exist in nature.



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    1. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't putting the Athlon in the microwave do absolutely nothing to the chip since microwaves accelerate the water in objects?

    2. Re:That's nothing... by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Metals also conduct (resonate? not sure of the correct term) microwaves so by subjecting a chip to microwaves you induce some serious voltages- to the point of sparking (where the voltage differentials are enough to ionize the air and create an electron flow- a mini lightning bolt). Since chips run at 3.3 volts, you can imagine what a kilo-volt would do to the circuitry.

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    3. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if i had a super-directional microwave dish, and some way to output 800 watts of microwave signal, couldn't i just drop several pieces of metal in a cloud and shoot my lighting gun at it? would this work?!? got to try it! =)

  150. Jumpers?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Dood you are living in the past, it's all soft-menu now. Most overclockers out there wouldn't know a jumper if they saw one.

  151. Speed is no longer important by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Well, if you're factoring large primes it is, but for 99.99% of us it's a non-issue. After all, when was the last time you heard someone talk about spreadsheet recalculation times?

    1. Re:Speed is no longer important by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't 3.5GHz the minimum speed requirement for the latest Everquest expansion?
      That and a spare 2 GB of RAM.

    2. Re:Speed is no longer important by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      /me raises his hand. Last year I would have agreed with you, however. When you start getting into spreadsheets with over 11,000 rows and a dozen or so fields in each row and the need to analyze all that data, one starts to appreciate having something faster than a Pentium I 200.

    3. Re:Speed is no longer important by killmenow · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're factoring large primes it is
      But I am.
    4. Re:Speed is no longer important by Lionel+Hutts · · Score: 5, Funny

      Son, do we need to remind you exactly how little power one needs to factor primes?

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    5. Re:Speed is no longer important by rob.eberhardt · · Score: 1

      Unless you're doing 3D animation, where every increase in available processing power is instantly swallowed up by the insatiable appetite of look-what-i-can-do-now-that-i-have-a-faster-machin e creeping photorealismitis or something. What I mean is, I wish I had one of these!

    6. Re:Speed is no longer important by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

      You wouldn't believe how slow those spreadsheets can get when they get large enough. It's almost to the point where I think I might upgrade my IIe.

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    7. Re:Speed is no longer important by __aaijsn7246 · · Score: 1

      factoring large primes? Reminds me of a Billy G quote..

      Anyway, the defination of a prime is that it *cannot* be factored. :) We know what'cha mean though ;)

    8. Re:Speed is no longer important by perljon · · Score: 1

      USE A DATABASE!

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    9. Re:Speed is no longer important by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      The information could be put into a database later...but it makes much more sense and is more practical (in my case) to have the data in a spreadsheet. The numbers need to be worked and looked at intensely and a spreadsheet is the most productive way to do it.

    10. Re:Speed is no longer important by rlangis · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the 512M Video Ram requirement.

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    11. Re:Speed is no longer important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you've never encoded video before.

    12. Re:Speed is no longer important by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      Civ III is an absolute dog on my Athlon 800, which just 18 months ago was so incredibly fast.

      Civ CTP is insane on my PC, just amazing speed. Age of Empires runs 1280*1024 with 1000 pieces on the board (five empires with 200 player max) I think this also is insane. AOE was the reason I bought the Athlon. :-)

      But Civ III, alas, is slow as shit in winter. 800 MHz (with 512MB RAM and a 32MB TNT2 and IBM disks) isn't fast enough anymore.

      So, speed is still important.

    13. Re:Speed is no longer important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sooo much more practical to have 11,000 rows!!!!! right! hahahaha!

    14. Re:Speed is no longer important by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "by Anonymous Coward on 3:01 18th January, 2002 (Score:0) (#2860730)
      sooo much more practical to have 11,000 rows!!!!! right! hahahaha!"

      Try not being ignorant before opening your mouth. Go ahead and explain how I can do my job better without you knowing exactly what I'm up to. I thought so...now shut up.

  152. Spectacular! Spectacular! by killmenow · · Score: 1

    I've been wondering what to do with those tanks of liquid nitrogen in my garage. I mean, I've got like a hundred gallons of the stuff. Don't we all?

    Then again, what's the point? For the expense of raising a 2.2 Ghz chip to a 3.75Ghz, you could buy another 2.2 Ghz system or two.

  153. Implications... by The+Great+Wakka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are these people implying that you can just go out and buy liquid nitrogen? Or that it is easy to create? Yikes! Where can I get some?

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    1. Re:Implications... by quarter · · Score: 1

      http://www.airliquide.com/en/index.asp

    2. Re:Implications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liquid nitrogen is essentially a by-product of producing liquid oxygen. Liquid oxygen is produced by cooling down air. The different gases condense to liquid at different temperatures so they can be separated.
      When you consider that the air is ~20% O2 and ~80% nitrogen you can see that you get a lot of spare nitrogen. Also, liquid nitrogen doesn't have that many large-scale/industrial uses, so all this basically means it is pretty cheap. The expensive part is buying the flasks, etc to contain it.

  154. I'm amazed by k98sven · · Score: 4, Informative

    That the thing still functions at 77 Kelvin.
    Incredible that the motherboard doesn't break, at that low
    temperature, the resin should undergo a phase transition and become very, very brittle.

    (Some notes for all those D.I.Y.ers out there:
    Liquid nitrogen is cheaper than milk.
    Short-circuits can't occur, N2 doesn't conduct.)

    Although why he used nitrogen and not dry ice, which is cheaper, easier to handle, and probably
    better for these purposes, beats me.

    1. Re:I'm amazed by drodver · · Score: 2

      Liquid nitrogen has a bigger neato factor. Although having dry ice smoke coming out of your PC would be pretty neat.

    2. Re:I'm amazed by killmenow · · Score: 1

      The liquid nitrogen itself may be inexpensive, but I would imagine all the modifications you'd have to make to a system to keep it running stable with a liquid nitrogen cooling system would be cost prohibitive.

      And short-circuits from N2 may not occur, but the condensation on the board can cause them.

    3. Re:I'm amazed by CDWert · · Score: 1

      Nice, but condensation is pretty pure h2o and pure h20 wont carry a current.

      What I want to friggin know is what happens when you cool the whole boat, MB, Memory Graphics card, etc to say L02 temps, L02 is cheap enough and all ya gotta do is swipe your grannies enphysema tanks,

      Seriously, would coolingall of it including the subsystems allow a higher yet clock rate ?

      Would any kind of superconductivity begin to take place ?

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    4. Re:I'm amazed by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 1

      > Would any kind of superconductivity begin to take place ?

      No, because none of the compounds that superconduct at liquid nitro temps are in the motherboard. Some common metals do superconduct, but then you're talking liquid helium... which is VERY expensive.

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    5. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liquid nitrogen makes the same kind of "smoke" (really just cold air with droplets of water in it)

    6. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice, but condensation is pretty pure h2o and pure h20 wont carry a current.

      1) Condensed H20 won't stay pure for long if it's actually touching anything - like the grimy indsides of your computer.

      2) Pure H20 isn't the same thing as de-ionized H20. Pure H20 may not be an excellent conductor, but it's no insulator either. Try it. I double-dare ya.

    7. Re:I'm amazed by k98sven · · Score: 1

      Pure H2O does carry a current, just not anywhere
      near as well as tap-water does.

      I really doubt that you can make an average
      computer work in liquid N2 or O2. The physical
      stress may be too much.
      Not to mention other effects.

      Superconductivity? No way. However, you do get a
      lower resistance at lower temperatures, generally
      speaking.

      On the other hand, using vaporization enthalpy
      is much more efficient than just cooling.
      (in laymans terms: compare how long it takes to
      bring a kettle to a boil to how long it takes for
      all the water to evaporate)

      A good candidate would be dichloromethane, which
      boils at 40 C (104 F) and carries off a good 3/4
      of the energy as the same amound of water.
      With a little work you could get a good system
      for condensation and recirculation going and
      keep your CPU at a pleasant 40 C.

    8. Re:I'm amazed by CDWert · · Score: 1

      Well I took a bucket cleaned it out REAL WELL , poured 3 gallons of distilled water in, and stuck my hand in it, with the other hand I took a 220 line and dropped it in, I cant feel any current ? My meter reads nothing , Am I doing something wrong ????

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    9. Re:I'm amazed by neurojab · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. Please add salt. Lots and lots of salt.

    10. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you've reached the next level. they will contact you shortly. rejoice, oh my brother!

    11. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to run a wire edm machine. It's true that water isn't conductive when de-ionized.

      Search for Wire EDM machines if you don't believe.

    12. Re:I'm amazed by synaptic · · Score: 1

      Here you go: 3M Flourinert

      Completely submerge your PC in an inert liquid and lower the temperature of the entire volume.


      http://www.octools.com/index.cgi?caller=articles /s ubmersion/submersion.html

    13. Re:I'm amazed by synaptic · · Score: 1

      And Here's an EBay auction for a 5-gallon container of it.


      Heat transfer fluid, 3M, FC-72, 5 gallon can, Fluorinert, boiling pt. 56 deg C; pour pt -90 deg C; e mail for complete specs; for thermal shock testing, burn-in component testing. Company checks ok, all others guaranteed funds. See other equipment at http://www.heritageequipment.com


      Only $750! :)

    14. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll volunteer to sort this out:
      * Water (H2O) molecules do not conduct.

      *Ions make water conduct. Salts, minerals etc are
      present in most water as ions.

      *Pure water is the same thing as de-ionized,
      which is the same thing as distilled water.

      *Pure water DOES however contain ions, water (H2O)
      breaks into a negative OH- ion and a positive H+.
      In pure water the concentration of these ions is
      low (10^-7 moles/liter), this means that even pure
      water DOES indeed conduct electricity, but VERY
      poorly. OK?

      If you did do this experiment, you won't feel anything because the current will be totally
      negligable. (although if it isn't: don't blame me,
      I don't feel like doing the actual calculations
      at the moment.)

    15. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didnt actually co the experiment it was, a poor stab at humer, it did however solicit 4 responses, you are correct in you information, I F**king hate when people tell me watch out water carries a current.

      Know why they tell you to get out of the water when its lightining, its sure as hell not because the water carries a current, its because YOU do , AND youre higher than the water , thus creating the shortest path to a crispy death.

      My Chemistry teacher actually did this experiment,
      Then again thats the same guy that poured liquid nirogen in his mouth and spit it out almost instantly to form a shower of Ice crytals Im assuming was his saliva , with no ill effects.

    16. Re:I'm amazed by Alsee · · Score: 2

      poured liquid nirogen in his mouth and spit it out almost instantly to form a shower of Ice crytals Im assuming was his saliva , with no ill effects.

      Hehe. I used to get dry ice for my parties...

      I used to swallow dry ice chips, with a chaser to wash it down. The chips sublimate back to a large quantity of CO2. It pretty much guarantees victory in a burping contest.

      Disclaimer:
      Trying this at home is probably even more stupid than trying the "spitting liquid nitrogen" trick. If you screw up spitting liquid nitrogen, you'll probably just destroy a bunch of tissue in your mouth - like your tongue for example. If you screw up swallowing dry ice (or liquid nitrogen either for that matter) you can destroy internal tissue - perhaps something important, and potentially worse you could cause an internal pressure rupture. Kinda like you're own little pressure bomb in your chest. Hmmm, Alien anyone?


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  155. Case Modding by TellarHK · · Score: 2

    Hey, now that's a pretty cool thought. This nice little Sparc Classic I just got up and running a couple weeks ago... Hmmm... A little neon, a window... One of those biohazard stickers, maybe a marble paint job. Oh yeah, baby. A SMOKIN' 50Mhz Sparc.

    I sense a new website coming, someday... somewhere.

    1. Re:Case Modding by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      Soon as I'm able to, I'll throw up a few pics of the case on my website. It's actually a Sun IPC with a fairly tame mod, just a nice thick coat of bronze spray paint. The few people who have seen it seem to think its pretty cool. I'd probably do more, but the case is not designed for case modding; everything's to packed together. Maybe I'll mod that SS 1+ when I get home, paint it black, put a window in it.

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  156. Never fucking-mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that the same story was submitted with an actual explanation of it all, rather than the Japanese no one can read, by me, and rejected. Cool, motherfuckers, very cool, especially since they had the exact same titles...

  157. details about mie babie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi!
    I am Holicho and the puppet I maid form EngiNearing parts is on slashdot! I am so happy I could eat an omma raw. (Just kidding. Even in Japanese we don't eat ommas raw.)
    Here are some pics if you like:
    3d mark.
    (You can doneload that oen here for free, see how your sistem compares to mie puppet!)
    Also, please don't flaim me for running window Me. I know i would get better performan.ce from linux (maybe) but here the government is very strict about what we can download.

    Please to ask me any questions, I will answer them here!

    Also, don't slashdot my host too much, lib.net, but I think they can receive it!

    Sorry mie "Engrish" isn't that good, but I just third-year University student and learn English for five years only...you try speaking Japan after that time! Also, I use a BAD online dictionary some little. I hope you understand me!

    1. Re:details about mie babie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to know what an "omma" is...?

    2. Re:details about mie babie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to know what an "omma" is...?
      "that good question! I live in Japanese, and I not sure what Omma is! Not sure I want to know either!"

      note, I'm not the original poster, who's probably a troll.

  158. slow mobo by cweber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can overclock all you want, but to have an all around fast system you need the appropriate data channels to feed data to this smoking hot CPU. Although bus standards and real, available PC motherboards have gotten a lot better in the past few years, a PC still tends to slow down terribly when given a huge data load to crunch on.

    Personally, I still prefer purpose-built well balanced Unix workstations, despite their higher price tag. But then, I am a scientist and not a gamer.

    1. Re:slow mobo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guys at Muropaketti (the 3.675 GHz result) overclocked the P4 by increasing the front side bus, so memory bus speed increased as well -- so overall number crunching performance improved. (Until they ran out of LN2.)

      Of course you're right in your observations. :-)

  159. Machine translation by Leliel · · Score: 1

    For those who can't read and/or render Japanese characters, here is AltaVista's translation.

  160. Compare it to an Athlon by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I got a P4 1.4GHz at work a few weeks ago. I have a Athlon 800MHz at home. The RC5 client from distributed.net runs at 2.9 Mkeys/s on my home system. My machine at work only runs the client at a whopping 2.4 MKeys. So based on my result, a 3.5GHz P4 would be like a 1.8GHz Athlon.

    Flaming/joking aside - anybody know why the RC5 client does so poorly on a P4 compared to a much slower Athlon?

    1. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by kawaichan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do you want to konw why P4 is slower than Athlon? Probably one of the main reason is not the subsystem in your case, since RC5 only utilizes your CPU, P4 has a longer pipeline than your Athlon, making the CPU doing less calculation per clock.

      Long Pipeline does have an advantage however, longer the pipeline usually mean higher Mhz.

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    2. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by Scottaroo · · Score: 1

      The athlon's floating point unit is MUCH better than intel's.

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    3. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by scott1853 · · Score: 1

      He he, how is faster MHz an advantage if it doesn't actually work faster?

    4. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's nice but rc5 is not floating point.

    5. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by kawaichan · · Score: 1

      It's Integer, It is still slow neverthless.

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    6. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by tjackson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so? RC5 consists largely of bit-level operations (rotates, shifts), like lots of other encryption systems. There is basically NO encryption system out there that I've EVER heard of that uses an FPU.

    7. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by Junta · · Score: 1

      Of course, a longer pipeline not only means less work per clock, it means that when a branch misprediction occurs, more calculations are wasted in performing the operations proceeding the branch, and that work all gets flush on a mis-prediction.

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    8. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by sid_vicious · · Score: 1

      ...how is faster MHz an advantage if it doesn't actually work faster?

      It all depends on the application you've tasked the system with. A longer pipe will, in general, lead to more operations completed in a fixed period of time.

      Lots of things can cause this to go haywire. Certain applications may cause branches to be predicted incorrectly frequently, there could be serious resource contention, the application may not have been optimized for the hardware it's being run on, etc.

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    9. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by rograndom · · Score: 2

      And my 450 mhz G4 cube does about 4 MKeys, so a 3.5GHz P4 is like a 650mhz G4, or much slower than the new iMacs. ouch.

      lies, damn lies, etc.

    10. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by rschwa · · Score: 2, Informative

      P4 lacks a certain shift instruction in hardware, it's emulated, and it's the biggest part of the rc5 algorithm.

    11. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by GauteL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The P4 also has a less advanced FPU. When it comes to RC5 I guess there aren't as many clever little tricks you can use (like SSE), as the case is in 3d-graphics, so Athlon wins on brute force since it has a much better FPU.

    12. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      yep, the G4 is the undisputed KING of RC5-64. The main reasons for this are the fact that the G4 client is parellelised (is that a word?) for Altivec and - apparently - the RC5 code fits entirely in the G4s backside or L3 cache, thus avoiding trips out to main memory. My G4 450dp runs it at 8Mkeys, my G4 733 at 7.9Mkeys (with the new, 7450 optimised client). By contrast, the Altivec-less G3 500 manages 1.6Mkeys. Some difference!

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    13. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My DP G4 450MHz crunches faster, significantly faster than the lab of 26 PowerMac 7100s that I used to run RC5 on. ;-) The year+ old G4 runs over 3X faster than my best Mac lab did 4 years ago. hehe.
      The dual G4s now should pull around 16M keys/sec. That was enough to keep you in the top 100 in RC5 a few years ago.

      Ah, progress if fun.

    14. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by scott1853 · · Score: 1

      rol, ror, rcl, rcr, shl or shr?

    15. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by rschwa · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm not sure. From The Dnet FAQ
      Integral to the mathematics of the RC5 algorithm are 32-bit rotate operations. For whatever reason, the designers of the IA32 (32bit Intel x86) and the PowerPC architectures decided to implement the rotate function as a hardware instruction.

      Many other CPUs do not have built-in hardware rotate instructions and must emulate the operation by (at the very least) two shifts and a logical OR. This handicap is why many non-32bit-Intel [1] and non-PowerPC computers run RC5 slower than one might expect based on real-world benchmarks. It is also the main reason why the RC5 client is a poor benchmark to use in determining the speed or performance of a particular CPU.

      [1] The IA32 architecture is that used by the Intel 80386, 80486, Pentium, Pentium Pro, Pentium II, Pentium III and Pentium 4 processors. The Pentium 4 does not however have a hardware rotate instruction.

      (emphasis mine)
    16. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by conform · · Score: 1

      Encryption algorithms don't use floating point operations, it's all integer ops (usually in the form of bitwise logical operators like shift, xor, and...).

    17. Re:Compare it to an Athlon by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      as it seems that Crunh-Vec G4 client is the ultimate RC5-64 client at the moment, why doesn't someone code a "Crunch-SSE2" client and make use of some of the P4's abilities? Maybe this is not possible for some architectural reason I don't know about, but surely this is EXACTLY the type of application that Streaming SIMD architectures were built for in the first place?

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  161. Well, yeah by wiredog · · Score: 2

    But the newer processors, 800MHz and faster, are what I'm talking about. Modern systems are I/O bound, and likely to remain that way. Do I care if it takes 29 seconds to recompile vs 30 seconds?

    1. Re:Well, yeah by achurch · · Score: 2

      Do I care if it takes 29 seconds to recompile vs 30 seconds?

      You do if you're holding a lungful of air in the total vacuum of space.

    2. Re:Well, yeah by jonbrewer · · Score: 3, Funny

      What, you think the heart of gold's improbability drive actually bothers with recompiles? it turns missles into potted geraniums and sperm whales, for g-d's sake.

      It'll pluck you out of space by 30th second no matter what.

    3. Re:Well, yeah by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      From a cold start, though, you need enough time to get the tea hot.

  162. Who needs nitrogen? by GeekLife.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    homemade nitrogen cooling system overclocked a P4 from 2.2Ghz to an incredible 3.5ghz.

    Quick tip on "overclocking" from Ghz (Gigahertz) to ghz (gravity hertz): Throw your machine out the window. To get to decent speeds, you'll want to be at least on the 4th floor or above.

    (Alternate tip: to perceptively increase GHz, throw the Windows out of your machine)

    1. Re:Who needs nitrogen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, my friend, are a jackass.

  163. mod points for the first how-to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    be a whore and save the day.

  164. Problem with this by kawaichan · · Score: 1

    The problem with using N to cool CPU down is

    1. it's dangerious (this doesn't count if you are Iceman)
    2. The P4 was running at 3.5Ghz just enough to run the WCPUID program.
    3. When condenstion sets in, bye bye, Mobo and CPU

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    1. Re:Problem with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To prevent condensation just heat up the mobo, especially the area around the CPU with a hair dryer.

      The correct settings for temperature and speed depend on the calculations performed :-)

  165. LN2 doesn't conduct but H2O does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Condensation. All stop.

    When my friend used LN2 to cool a ppro, he had big issues with condensation on the bottom of the cpu.

    1. Re:LN2 doesn't conduct but H2O does. by Malc · · Score: 1

      And of course, there's oxygen condensation too, which could make it even more interesting.

  166. Other overclocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, does anybody overclock PDA's?

    1. Re:Other overclocking by Score0,+Overrated · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's only the money I saved by not buying a PDA that is burning a hole in my pocket.

    2. Re:Other overclocking by Omnibus · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a Palm app called "afterburner" that is used to overclock palm based pda's.

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  167. Hmmm . . . by Kreeblah · · Score: 0, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cl*whack*

    Owww . . .

  168. Dinner-time by Mostly+Monkey · · Score: 1

    I'd be running one of these, and my wife'll pound on the door complaining that she can't get the oven hot enough.

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  169. Congrads Taco... you are only like 6 hours late... by The_Ronin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    [H]ardOCP beat your pants off with this story... stop surfing porn with Maldo and you would have seen that...

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  170. Re: P4 2.2GHz Overclocked to 3.5GHz by DeathPenguin · · Score: 0

    Ha! Maybe now he can compile a kernel as fast as a 1.66GHz Athlon XP?

  171. Why not overclock an Athlon ???? by CDWert · · Score: 1

    Why not overclock an Athlon ? That would be more interesting to see benchmarks of IMHO

    Anyone know what would happen if you supercooled the whole mess, MB, Memory and all ?????

    Years ago they used to supercool supercomputer, why not now ? Liquid nitogen is fairly benign.

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    1. Re:Why not overclock an Athlon ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Seymour Cray used freon, which is a no-no now.

  172. Babelfish and Japanese by raygundan · · Score: 1

    Babelfish *says* it supports japanese, but i couldn't get it to work today.

    1. Re:Babelfish and Japanese by Devi0us · · Score: 1

      Bablefish works fine translating Japanese for me. Comes out reading like late 70s calculator instructions, but it *is* some semblance of english.

  173. What's up with the RAM? by mESSDan · · Score: 1

    Only 128MB ram? What is this, the Eighties?

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  174. oops by wiredog · · Score: 2

    I meant "find prime factors". And I was a math major, too. Hope Prof. Heath isn't reading this thread.

  175. Combine technologies by Mr.+Eradicator · · Score: 1

    Why don't we combine this OCed CPU with the coolant system mentioned earlier today and kill two birds with one stone? Eventually they could build a hovercomputer!

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  176. Possible, but big whoop... by DarkIncin · · Score: 1

    Think about it. 0.13micron tech vs. 0.18micron tech. Gee, I wonder what happens when AMD moves to 0.13micron? Won't take them very long. It's sort of like the Voodoo5 vs. GeForce argument. You can't really compare it in terms of tech, since Voodoo5 was using something to the effect of a RAID 0 for video cards while GeForce was still one chip! Granted, someone will jump in right away and say that GeForce wasn't designed for multi-GPU, but that's not what the point is!

    1. Re:Possible, but big whoop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you post a Babelfish translation of your post so I might have a clue WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

    2. Re:Possible, but big whoop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMD is already there: their "0.18 micron" is really a hybrid, based on 0.18 but some stuff on the die already @ 0.13. The value is not an exact manufacture spec, but a target for a certain measure which I won't go into.

      People, if you want to understand why Athlons (and sometimes G4's even) kick P4 butt etc etc, go see ArsTechnica.com's excellent technology comparison articles. God how utterly clueless can coders be :-P

  177. Overclocking Pitfalls by Rice-Pudding · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Speaking as someone who does digital design: I would *never* overclock a chip on a system that I wanted to be reliable unless I knew that the manufacturer was deliberately marketing their chips at a lower speed than they were capable of. There are just too many ways that this can bite you.

    The main problem is that you just don't know when you have gone over the line. Overclocking might be suitable in most cases except that one critical path which doesn't get executed very much.

    That being said, for getting the latest gaming system, overclock to your heart's content. Who cares if the game crashes once in a while?

    1. Re:Overclocking Pitfalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manufacturers *always* market their chips at lower speeds than they're capable of. The trick is finding out how far you can push it given the particular cooling setup you've chosen. AMD and Intel are both very conservative in their clock speed ratings.

      Would I overclock a mission-critical computer? Probably not. But then I've never once had Quake III crash on my overclocked system either (or any other application, for that matter).

  178. that's "cool" and all by Gavitron_zero · · Score: 1

    ...but how am I supposed to fit that in my case?

  179. now he just needs more bandwidth by liquidsin · · Score: 2

    It'd be nice to run the web server on that 3.5 Ghz, but without more bandwidth, you're still slashdotted...

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  180. My first OC experience - Mac IIsi by joeflies · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Mac IIsi, a 20mhz 68030 machine internally looked very similar to the Mac IIci 25 mhz machine. People got around to just soldering in a new socket to swap in a new clock chip.

    I broke open my $1800 mac, trusting my non-existant soldering skills and did it, and a $20 upgrade for 25% extra performance was really something. I could almost run Marathon on it :>)

    I sneer at the BIOS OCers, if it doesn't require solder then I don't want it :>)

    1. Re:My first OC experience - Mac IIsi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IIsi was purposefully underclocked by apple, so it wouln't compete. You weren't overclocking so much as clocking.

  181. Take these results with a bucket of salt. by tjackson · · Score: 1

    Keep this in mind when you overclock P4's. Do you remember that slashdot story about a year ago when the P4's first came out? They talked about the proc idling if it got too hot, so a lot of the 1.5GHz procs were running at 750Mhz a lot of the time. When you overclock a P4 with a higher voltage, you have to keep in mind that it will slow down the ACTUAL speed to become more stable. Remember THIS? The CPU slowed down by about 4 fold when the heatsink was removed (The Quake III framerate went from about 100 to 25 in a timedemo, watch the video).

    Keep this in mind when you are talking about ovewrclocking P4's. There's little difference between running a 2GHz proc with all the clocks used and running a 3GHz proc with 2/3 cloks used.

    1. Re:Take these results with a bucket of salt. by tjackson · · Score: 1

      Oh, and one other thing. It's worth noting that there were NO benchmarks on that site. That P4 could have very well skipped out on half of the clocks and been an effectively 1.5Ghz proc.

  182. This is just what intel needs to compete... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The P4 has such an ass-sucking FPU as to need a 3.5 GHz to keep up with a Slot 'A' 600 MHz Athlon.

  183. Maybe a little rusty... by Lxy · · Score: 2

    My Japanese is a little.. well, ok, I don't know any but I gather from this picture and this picture that 3 Ghz isn't all that hard to do. Apparently an array of copper heatsinks and a few extra fans can squeeze that extra speed without the use of nitro. This looks like a much more efficient way to cook an omelette than the posted nitro method.

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  184. G3 overclocking - all the rage. by Elazro · · Score: 2, Informative
    Not only can you overclock PowerPCs, but when G3 upgrade cards came out for older PowerMacs, some (notably PowerLogix) had thumbwheels on them to control bus speed/multiplier settings. No yanking of boards, no dropping jumpers into the dark recesses of the case. Shutdown, rotate the dials, startup.

    Overclocking for the rest of us.

    -matt

  185. OC'ing 486 boxen to play Doom... by bgarcia · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I remember overclocking an extra 486 box I had lying around so that it would play doom at a decent rate.

    But I didn't overclock the processor - I overclocked the ISA bus!

    The standard speed for an ISA bus is about 8 MHz, but my motherboard had jumpers for running it at different speeds. I had that baby running at 20MHz, and was lucky enough to find an ISA video card and network card that could run at that speed!

    It really helped bump up the FPS when playing doom. <g>

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  186. Rant about moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have 3 stories all pointing to the same link. The first one is moderated as Redundant, the second is +5 insightful and the third is +3 insightful. How can something be redundant if it's the first post?

  187. Be Careful! by Kozz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think these guys are getting dangerously close to cause irreparable harm to the universe as discussed here.

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  188. high speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i always used to get fastest speed on x86 cpus, when i used to throw them from the top of WTC. but now they don't exist, i will just overclock the chips.

  189. MMX+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://holicho.lib.net/othters/020109_01.gif

    why does MMX+ show up as not supported?

    Aren't those Intel extensions?

    If not, then what?

  190. their edge was being in Finland in January by 2ms · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty much all you have to do to set overclocking records in Finland is put a jacket on and open a window.

    1. Re:their edge was being in Finland in January by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If only it were so. You see, we're having a heat wave here. (In Finland that means it's above zero outside) I have to keep the window constantly open or else all the electronic gadgets I have will keep the room temperature at a sweaty sub-tropical 26 degrees.

    2. Re:their edge was being in Finland in January by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to spoil your sarcastic comment... temperature here in Finland has been lately about +0 Celsius and we had some water rain too, this in the middle of january!

    3. Re:their edge was being in Finland in January by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to spoil your sarcastic comment... temperature here in Finland has been lately about +0 Celsius (32 Fahrenheit) and we had some water rain too!

  191. Overclocked my ZX81 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to 5mhz, but then the cassette interface failed.

  192. Lack of BIOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummmm...what do you call OpenFirmware that's in Macs and Suns?

  193. (OT) crazy moderation! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Insightful? Informative? Did those two even follow the link? Presumably the Funny moderator did.

    Sheeeet, I oughta donate all my karma to something usful, like advancements in cheese spreads.

  194. Remebering Be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we prepare for *BSDS funeral, just remember Be0S died to. We look in the software grave yard and we also see Microsoft Sex and GNU Penis in the grave yard, 2 very popular programs in their day.

    1. Re:Remebering Be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to pour some malt liquor for our dead homie Progeny

  195. The Mhz Myth by nihilist_1137 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is a Apple Video of the megahetz myth. It basically explains why a bigger Mhz doesnt always mean more perforance when it comes to things like pipeline length and recursive instructions.

  196. The one problem is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The microwave radiation coming out of this thing eventually kills the user.

  197. what about console? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone ever tried to overclock a PSP, cude or 'xBox'?
    Arghhh, I hate saying | writing ms product name.....
    What about a printer cpu?
    or a iPod cpu, palm, etc etc.

    Yeah, and now we can overclock our fridge..thanks to LG and their Internet Fridge.

  198. Help! My Computers on fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DON'T Trust unstable operating systems at high speed! As with most things, going faster increases the likleyness of a CRASH!

  199. Condensation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone is talking about condensation being a problem with this setup. Would this be an issue if you immersed the entire mobo including all cards in liquid nitrogen? Just leave the cables sticking out which wouldn't matter about condensation as long as they were insulated properly.

  200. Spacewar!!!!!! by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 1

    That one would be fun. It was unusably fast on a 386.

  201. Overclocked my Hamster Wheel... by slowhand · · Score: 0

    Using only a cattle prod I've managed to overclock my hamster wheel to a whopping 94 rpm. Unfortunatly it sprays sh#t everywhere during trials. Photos coming soon..

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  202. What is this for? by tomaasz · · Score: 1

    Does it run doom in 200 instances simultaneously?
    Maybe somebody could connect terminals to it and
    have a LAN party without the LAN.

  203. Really fucking stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod this shit down

  204. Wow! by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Nice experiment. Very nerdy.

    So where does one obtain LN2 for experimentation?

    1. Re:Wow! by screwtheNSA · · Score: 0

      No info for nitrogen, but try CERAC for rare earth inorganic materials.
      CERAC:
      P.O.Box 1178
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  205. Big deal! That's not even 100% overclocked! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    I overclocked the 6809 in my TRS-80 Color Computer to a L33T 1.97MHz!!!! PH3AR!!!

    Here you go, script kiddies:
    10 REM SKR1P7 WR1TT3N 8Y P()()T!!!!
    20 POKE 65497,1
    30 ? "W00T"

  206. Once it heats up? by obi-1-kenobi · · Score: 0

    After a while oh say 3 hours, the stuff isn't going to be able to cool it... How can this person get it out and put in another cooler batch... Does he cyphon it out with a house? I don't think it would be a big hit at the all night lan games :-)

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    1. Re:Once it heats up? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      I can't work it out....is this supposed to be a joke?, or are you seriously asking this question?

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  207. That's great... by Bunkryrass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... now how about some faster hard drives? Seriously I sit in front of my P4 1.7, and my T-Bird 800, which both have extremely fast hardware, but I wait for the hard drive to load large graphics, save files, etc... When do we get 10,000 RPM Hard drives? What happened to Serial IDE? Wasn't that supposed to be the next big thing? A hard drive spinning at 7200 RPM, and transfer rates of 100 MB/s really are a huge bottleneck now. And don't say we don't need anything faster than that, I'm pretty sure we don't need anything faster than 2GHz for our home computers either... I don't have enough money for Fibre Channel... would be nice though.

    1. Re:That's great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you awake? 10,000 rpm hd's are old, pay attn.

    2. Re:That's great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me an IDE hard drive that can read or write anywhere close to 100 MB/s... I mean, who (with just 1 or 2 drives) needs S-ATA or Fibre Channel, the bus is not the problem, the *drive* is. ATA-66 is perferctly fine for most everything, ATA-133 is a bad joke. (Scuzzy gear aside...)

      That said, 10,000 rpm is definitely a step in the right direction, and available to boot :-)

    3. Re:That's great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you really don't understand why IDE bus speeds keep increasing, do you? ever heard of having 2 harddrives on an IDE cable? faster IDE transfer speed definitely helps when you do.

    4. Re:That's great... by Toraz+Chryx · · Score: 1

      um, except that IDE doesn't support concurrent transfers, so that 133MB/s is going to one drive at a time.

    5. Re:That's great... by repvik · · Score: 1

      When do we get 10,000RPM drives? What rock have you been hiding under for the last five years? I've had two 15000RPM drives for quite some time now, and a few 10000RPM drives before that.

  208. PowerPC overclocking by Paladeen · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can actually overclock quite a lot of Mac systems, way back to the 68k's.

    F.e. you can OC the original iMacs (don't know about the new ones, but I had one running on 300Mhz, up from 233), the G4 Sawtooths and quite a bit of the older machines and clones.

    However, this often requires soldering on or removing transistors on the motherboard, as is the case with todays G4s.

    One notable exception to this are the PowerMacs based on the Yosemite motherboard (Blue & White G3 and the Yikes! PowerMac G4, which had a modified Yosemite). They have transistors on the motherboard and its remarkably easy to change the bus speed and clock speed.

    For a good source on Mac overclocking, check out www.xlr8yourmac.com.

  209. Pedantry Alert by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

    The Commodore 64 actually uses a 6510 CPU, thank you very much. Also, as someone else pointed out, you can't really overclock the C64 unless you disable the display and cool everything else evenly, since the whole machine is tied to one clock rate.

    --Joe
  210. Liquid Nitrogen sources by Raetsel · · Score: 2

    Try your local welding gas store.

    IIRC, LN2 is a byproduct of Liquid Oxygen production. It's a happy coincidence, so it's relatively cheap.

    The refridgerators to make it aren't, though. So you end up pouring a constant stream of it into your system, and being plugged into their 'scheduled delivery' system worse than a crack addict.

    That's when it gets expensive.

    • "Oh, you don't want your precious computer to melt? I've got just the thing! Now... what are you going to do for me...?"

    Just kidding... they're not quite that bad. Close, though.

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  211. Whatz with all this overclocking nowadays? by Ralph+Malph+Alpha · · Score: 1

    I mean, I like my computer, its fast, its great. In my country, fast computers are good to have. But think about this for some momentz. For every fast computer, there's also a slow computer. That slow computer is no good. You wait for things to happen, they happen, or maybe they dont happen. When things dont happen, do you cry? No you dont cry, you overclock your computer so that something happens. And when it happens, it feelz great.

    But if you dont overclock you computer, and something doesnt happen, you really feel like a loser. So when you overclock it, you feel like a winner. and thats how i answered my own question.

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  212. LH? by caveat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i've played a little bit with cryogenics in Phys Chem lab, and while LN2 rocks, liquid helium is an order of magnitude colder (4K vs. 77K, also $14.99 a liter, $0.89/L for LN2)...begging the question, what would happen if you used liquid helium to cool your system? iirc, silicon is a superconductor at 4K. would the superconductivity short out the chip (by making the substrate conductive), or would you be able to crank it up to any speed you want, say a few THz? (/no/ resistance = /no/ heat) it'd be a real bitch to manage, and you'd have to sink your whole motherboard in the very-well-insulated LH (but then eveything would be @ 4K and superconducting...hmm...1GHz FSB?), but could it work?

    just a little food for thought.

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    1. Re:LH? by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      I don't think pure silicon superconducts at all since it is a natural insulator, meaning no electron flow. There are just no spare electrons to push around. However, doped silicon (hey, man, pass it around! sorry, bad joke) could become a superconducter.

      As for speed, the absolute speed limit is the speed of light, but electrons are inhibited by their mass. There is an equation for this, but I forget it right now.

      Also, at these crazy speeds, you now have to take into account the switching speeds of the transistors in the chips. They are fast, but they are limited, no matter how cold they are.

      Another side effect that most people have missed is that if you cool this chips and boards to extremely cold temps, they become very, very brittle. I'm not sure how brittle, but how funky would it be to sneeze and watch your mobo shatter?!

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  213. No...I have the record by masterkool · · Score: 1

    I think I hold the record, I overclocked my 120 to a 133mHz. (You can laugh now) I also upgraded to 32 megs of ram (You can laugh more now)

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  214. Great, a dragster engine in a VW Bug by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    So this has accouplished what? The Nitrogen system is not a consumer viable option, nor does it look like it will be in the near future. What has succesfuly been accomplished here is we've kicked up only one part of the computer's actual speed.

    I'll actualy be impressed when the bus speed is fast enough to make this new processor speed usable. And don't forget to bump up the drive speed, and improve the seek time. No, this doesn't seem like a very useful machine at the moment, at least not for consumers.

    I do think it's fairly cool that this speed is reachable, but as the subject says, this is like putting a dragster engine in a VW Beetle. It can get nice speeds, but is it actualy useable anywhere?

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  215. Word processing power by Toby+Dick · · Score: 1

    Now, if I overclocked my Duron 900 to 1800, my thesis would be ready in half the time? In fact, I could change the running speed simply in the BIOS to be 1200. That would increase my productivity about 30%, right? If I had a better machine right when I started my studies, I'd have gratuated years ago. This is depressing.

  216. Re:Compare it to an Athlon: CPU Optimization by RatOmeter · · Score: 1

    The RC5 client has optimized cruncher cores for several CPU's, using instructions that are either unique to that CPU, or that are uniquely faster than in other CPU's.

    Very little production software is optimized for a specific instruction set these days (MMX and 3DNow! instructions used in gfx software being partial exceptions).

    On the PowerPC point, the relatively lower clock rate is terribly misleading; most instructions execute in fewer clock cycles than in Pentium type computers.

    I recall, in the olden days, counting clock cycles & such to optimize Z80 asm code for size or speed as necessary. Ahhh, the good ol' days (not)!

  217. Proud to be Finnish by N3P1u5U17r4 · · Score: 1

    Hey, who gave you linux? Some Finnish dude. Hey, who created Max Payne? Some Finnish game designers. Hey, who shows you how to overclock
    using liquid nitrogen... you guessed it!

    It's good to be Finnish.

    .

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  218. Moore's Law by Fryth · · Score: 1

    Looks like Moore's Law is right again.

    Of course, considering the exponential advancement of processor speed, you'd expect processor-taxing software to develop at the same rate. I suppose I'm a power user (*humbled*) but I have yet to see any significant reason to upgrade my P3-550 Mhz machine; it takes just about everything I throw at it. Except calculating pi, of course :D

  219. Overclocking? Or photo-shop trickery? by shlamo · · Score: 1

    First everyone has to question the integrity of these overclocks. Especially when there have been so many people who have been using "tricks" to make programs such as WCPUID think that the computer is running actually faster than it is. (The infamous Speed Hack which plagued game servers for one).

    Also, spending an insane amount of money on Liquid Nitrogen just so you can run a computer for an hour or too is not a viable solution to anything. There is absolutely no stability, and the danger to the CPU is 1000X greater then most common overclocking.

    I know that the "Wow" factor of having a chip being able to reach the 3.6-3.7ghz mark may impress some. It seems to me that their money (and time) could be better spent elsewhere.

  220. stupid question by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

    But is a carpeted floor the best place for your motherboard?

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  221. Thus starts the eternal debate... by Anopheles · · Score: 1

    Electrical Tape and Styrofoam vs. Steel Strips and Copper bowls- Which do you trust when overclocking your spare P4's?

  222. Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now Windows will only take 10 minutes to load!

  223. What about underclocking? by slickwillie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why don't you guys ever have any articles on underclocking? Are underclockers really that bad? What are some of the advantages of underclocking?

    - Underclock a 2.0GHz to 1.0Ghz, and you can throw away your CPU fan.

    - Underclock to 500MHz and you can get rid of your case fan.

    - Underclock to 4.77Mhz and you can run older versions of Fligh Simulator.

    - Underclock to 4.0 MHz and you can pretend you are running a Z80.

    - Underclock too 100KHz and you can actually watch your instructions exeecute.

    1. Re:What about underclocking? by collar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Underclocking is actually usefull. I used to work for a company that used embedded PC hardware, we used to routinely underclock chips when we knew that they would be going into very hot climates or in places where the ventilation would be poor.

    2. Re:What about underclocking? by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Underclock too 100KHz

      Heh. You're just another wannabe underclocker.

      A real underclocker wires up his own hardware. Scavange a wall switch, mount it on the side of your keyboard, and run a line to the CPU CLOCK-IN.

      .31337 Hurts

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    3. Re:What about underclocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why underclocking? install ms windows!

  224. uhu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhu right and how long did it run Quake for.. oh it didnt even boot windows? >>

  225. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ovarcloked my mouse!!!!!!!!!!!1

    butt then a h3x0r broke in and stoel my megahurtz!!

  226. How is this a world record? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All they did was overclock the P4 by ~67% over the rated speed. That is all, according to them, to be "the current world record"?

    Well what about my old Intel Celeron 300A? Though I still have 4 of these, one of them is stable at 600 MHz WITHOUT the need of liquid nitrogen ... that is a 100% overclock over the rated speed. So tell me which is better? 67% or 100%

  227. Great - 10x the fun by Cyn · · Score: 1

    I'm still running a p2 350 - well, that's my fastest machine anyways. I don't have a real reason to upgrade, other than my dxr2 card doesn't output a strong enough signal to be usable anymore - so maybe a 550 or so would do so software dvd is flawless... but really, I know there ARE reasons for processors this fast - but are there any real reasons to upgrade to one from, say, a p3 800 or so? Does it really matter if you get 140fps or 180fps in a game?

    now - heavy divx encoding and rendering farms I can see... but a common desktop (or even high end gaming desktop)?

    Hmm, technically I use a gigahertz at work - but that's not *my* box. Doesn't perform much better.

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  228. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woohoo! Nothing like a .05% increase in computing power over the .05% increase that a 2.4 Ghz P4 upgrade provides! Get a friggin life.

  229. Look Ma. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look ma I can make a 2 hour 1280 x 1024 rez. movie in 10 min.

    1. Re:Look Ma. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's good honey, now finish your chunky chicken noodle soup. this comment brought to you by campbells. it tastes like crap, but you apparently buy and eat it, so we'll keep selling it to you.

  230. fastest computer by Wingman+5 · · Score: 1

    If you look in the 2002 guinness world records book it says the fastest computer is the RS/6000 ASCI White, clocked at a blazeing 12 THz (tera-hertz) with 160 terabytes of ram. it is used to calulate virutual nuke test.

    I got 10 bucks saying someone alredy hacked and loaded seti @ home.

    1. Re:fastest computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      teraflops, not terahertz.

  231. uhmm by athlon02 · · Score: 1

    forget one P4, I want to see a dual Athlon MP 2000+ system overclocked to 3.5GHz each :)

  232. Sorry, this is probably a hoax. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    A regular electronic device is not capable of working properly in the microwave range. The electrons do not travel quickly enough to pass through the transistors in the chip.

    Further, it would mess up navigation in the area. Why do you think your wireless network is set to 2.4G, and your microwave to 2.45G? It's so you don't crash planes when you heat up a buritto or upload a new kernel.

    It's fake. You simply can't get past that boundary.

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    1. Re:Sorry, this is probably a hoax. by screwtheNSA · · Score: 0

      Probably so.....

      Fact is; ANY RF energy can "cook" tissue, the frequency decides how easily it is accomplished, and how fast, withpower outputs being even across the spectrum that is.

      The ISM(Industrial, Scientific, Medical) band was created as a "pool" to limit the interference problems associated with RF energy, and to keep potential problems from hindering "real" work in the communications field. Actually, there are several different "bands" set aside for this purpose, ones for VCO/PLL/IF designers and also many more, but rather than digress into every area, I'll just leave the topic open.

      The higher the frequency, the easier it is to heat tissue, but you must have sufficient power levels at microwave frequencies due to higher dielectric losses and so on..
      Diathermy machines also used "lowband" RF to warm tissue, it's usable range was "stuck" in the C.B. band, about 24 Mhz. I think(not sure now).
      <div>
      If you had the time, you could cook a turkey at 155 Mhz., but it would take a loooong time to do this due to the large EM wavelength at that frequency, where the turkey's is quite small compared to the wavelength. At 2.450 Ghz., this is another "story". You now have a wavelength that is shorter than much of the food/flesh we consume, and at 500 to 1,000 watts of RF power being radiated inside a small enclosure, this does heat the tissue quite rapidly due to molecular agitation.

      Reginald Fesenden WAS right, Marconi IS a theif!

      Edwin Armstrong & David Sarnoff gave much, but stole even more!

      DeForest and Fleming: What a battle over a "valve" design! Talk about oscillations.....oh wait, that's Vascillations(patent and trademark wars of the early 20th century).</DIV>

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  233. how many gigaflops ? I've got an ant that is fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of it like a car that will rev up the engine to 8000 revolutions per min. but 1 horse power. Big woop !!!! It runs fast but is it better than an itanium or sun sparc or how about 128 bit G-4 ? Speed should include power and life of processer and stages. Is it a 20 or 25 stage processer ? Humm... I guess you'll never thought about that did you. I've got an ant that can run really fast but don't put him in a horse race.

  234. Pentium 100 by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    This reminds me that when the pentiums first came out that rumors were flying that those machines would need Liquid N.

    Kinda funny considering the work that is needed to get Liquid N, and the work needed to OC these chips.

    To OC my classic Athlon I need to do a lot of work... not worth it considering it's more than enough speed.

  235. How to underclock ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2



    I _really_ wish I can underclock my system (AMD XP 1900+)

    But how ?

    My mobo doesn't permit me to underclock it to 100 KHz.

    At least, I don't think it'd go that low.

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  236. Finland also decided to build a new nuclear powerp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yesterday Finland also decided to build a new nuclear powerplant...

    Just a coincidence? I don't think so!!! ;)

  237. Funny that you mention those things 'cause... by digitalcowboy · · Score: 1

    Then you certainly have not tried the following thing:
    -Install forms 4.5 now. Forms 4.5 is year 2000 complient, the installer crashes (!)(there is a patch but.....)
    -use plsql records in a 7.3.4. DB. Bye bye instance.
    -use designer 2000 1.2.


    I just installed Forms 4.5 for someone yesterday. No crash. No patch.

    I'm a systems analyst for a distributed application that runs on 40 Oracle 7.3.4 servers (39 production, one test) for a Fortune 100 company. They all have PL/SQL based forms (somewheres around 40-50 forms, IIRC, most multi-page and all multi-block) running against them 24/7, 364-5. Never had a "bye-bye instance" (in the 14 months I've been involved, anyway).

    I also use Designer 2000 with no problems, though I'm not sure of the version as it's at my office and I'm not.

    I'm no Oracle guru, though some of the DBAs I work with, are. Maybe that's the difference? Better DBAs?

    1. Re:Funny that you mention those things 'cause... by leuk_he · · Score: 2

      I just installed Forms 4.5 for someone yesterday. No crash. No patch.

      What version of installer are you using? 3.1 (No c. in the end). Then try start up "orainst.exe" and see it crash when adding some software component.

      40 Oracle 7.3.4 servers (39 production, one test)

      this is important:
      7.3.4.0 or 7.3.4.4? (if it is 7.3.4.0 you should really upgrade to 7.3.4.4)

      They all have PL/SQL based forms (somewheres around 40-50 forms,
      Oracle forms: then your pl/sql is version 1 and that does not even support plsql records. Let alone you could crash something. PL/SQL( server based )had some very specific bugs in 7.3.4. They were solve in 7.3.4.1, but introduced some "features" in database links.

      By the way 7.3.4 is now more or less unsoprted by oracle. If you find any bugs their respons will be: upgrade.
      I also use Designer 2000 with no problems, though I'm not sure of the version
      I understand you are not aware of the subversions, but if you are not sure if you are running a 1.2, 1.3, 1.6 or 2.0 release then i do not beleive you really use it.

      Never had a "bye-bye instance" (in the 14 months I've been involved, anyway).
      Never had a bye bye isstance on production either. But on test/development i sure had some. and then i do not mean a bye bye isstance because some dumb administator rm -f Some oracle file or disk crash.

      I could produce a much longer list on oracle bugs. but i must add this product can be made very stable in the end. Something i can not say from a Microsoft access based Database.

  238. Game Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are executables such as "slowdown.com"
    that allow you to run old games on newer
    processors without it running so fast you
    cannot play it .

    Peace
    Out./.

  239. Bugs by Tony-A · · Score: 2

    All non-trivial programs have bugs.
    With the possible exception of some stuff by Donald Knuth.

    Intel had a problem with division on some of their chips. That stuff is well defined and analyzed extremely carefully, but occasionally something slips through the cracks. Software always tends to be buggier than hardware.

    Having bugs is not the same as a user being able to encounter one. Mostly they lurk in the shadows waiting for a chance encounter with another bug. If a user encounters a bug, there are usually at least two bugs in the program that are responsible.

  240. Spreadsheets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have two morons here that abuse Excel in two different ways:

    Moron #1 created a database with Excel that takes one hour to load (Pentium II)

    Moron #2 calculated prices for life insurance for all people who might apply for one. This calculation takes 20days on P3/700

  241. Funny Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My buddy tried to run an old chess game on his PIII-900, without realizing that the clock rate would affect game play. You might anticipate this with a flight simulator, but a chess game?

    Well, the program was well made, but the only thing holding back the computer opponent was a limit on how long she could think about her next move. So, on the PIII-900, it was running through gazillions of calculations each second.... it probably had the next five games figured out by the end of the first turn!!!

  242. Yarg, me again by The+Pirate · · Score: 0

    Hey Mates, its me again, yer unfriendly neighborhood PIRATE! YAAARRRGGG!! I be seein' lots 'o talk 'o this here larry ellison and his so called unbreakable something or other. YARRRRR!! Nothing gets me piratey britches in an uproar more than people making false marketing type claims ... yargg... and if this larry ellison who be the same nancy boy who gave me little peg leg a toot, and then didn't swallow ... well, ye got me boot comin' to break yer arse!! YARG!

  243. The Second Coming by W.B.+Yeats · · Score: 1

    TURNING and turning in the widening gyre

    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

    The best lack all conviction, while the worst

    Are full of passionate intensity.

    Surely some revelation is at hand;

    Surely the Second Coming is at hand.

    The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out

    When a vast image out of *Spiritus Mundi*

    Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert

    A shape with lion body and the head of a man,

    A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,

    Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it

    Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.

    The darkness drops again; but now I know

    That twenty centuries of stony sleep

    Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,

    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

  244. Ah, processors for pyros. by BadThoughts · · Score: 1

    mmmmm fire.