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  1. Re:New brand of water on Russians Retrieve First Sample of Lake Vostok · · Score: 2

    Absolutely right...I keep forgetting my lessons from Improv school: things are funnier in threes, trolling is a art, and jokes are better when based on solid, verifiable geo-political data.

  2. Re:New brand of water on Russians Retrieve First Sample of Lake Vostok · · Score: 1

    Russians are trying to be good capitalists...they'll build one in Kiev and sell tap water called Fresh From Vostok. Just like Nestle/Coke/et al.

  3. Re:Wow on Curiosity Spies Unidentified, Metallic Object On Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    In honor of Columbus Day. We'll bring whisky and typhus.

  4. Re:Just like Australia on Rockstar Creates 'Cheaters Pool' For Game Hackers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stay tuned for "Crocodile Leeeerooooooooooooy Jennnnkiiiins"

  5. Re:Whoever is responsible for this article on Analytic Thinking Can Decrease Religious Belief · · Score: 1

    That's very interesting. Say, I have a fascinating link that may interest you.

  6. Re:and this is how... on Zuckerberg Made Instagram Deal Alone · · Score: 2

    ...cloud bubble? WTF is next, a cloud bubble rainbow?

  7. Re:Beyond popular belief... on Female Passengers Say They Were Targeted For TSA Body Scanners · · Score: 4, Funny

    "A little man in a boat, you say...? I want the Navy's top men on this. Top. Men."

  8. Re:Update on this story on DOJ Could Ban Texas Flights Over Anti-Patdown Law · · Score: 1

    You are mistaken. Most people are three-toed hermaphrodites.

    See, just because you say it, doesn't make it true. Supporting evidence always helps.

    The last number I could find was 50% for supporting patdowns, even less for frequent fliers.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/abc-news-washington-post-poll-air-travel-security/story?id=12215139

  9. Trolls Trolling Trolls on Righthaven Defies Court In Domain Name Ruling · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Righthaven is the copyright arm of the Las Vegas Review Journal...to give you an idea of the nuttiness we have to endure here in SinCity, keep in mind that the newspaper vehemently and viciously supported Her Wackiness Sharron Angle for Senate last year but then, in a grand showing of just how much they love their own wacky brand of libertarianism, sued her as a part of the Righthaven IP trolling campaign while continuing to donate money to her and devote editorial space to her campaign on a daily basis.

    It had a strange beauty...like watching two warthogs fighting over a rotting squirrel carcass while mating.

  10. Re:Black Pants on Worlds With Two Suns May Sport Black Plants · · Score: 1

    Try...Burma Shave...?

  11. Re:It's called... on Software Firm Looking To Hire Naked Coders · · Score: 1

    Cowboyneal, is that you?

  12. Re:What are these "stars" of which you speak? on Help Map Global Light Pollution, By Starlight · · Score: 1

    I live on the side of a city-facing mountain in Las Vegas...if I leave my blinds open at night, it's like sleeping in the middle of a fully-lit Walmart. First thing I did when I moved here several years back was sell my telescope.

  13. Re:Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a magician! on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    He was. Were you as put off as I by the actor in the new ST movie basically acting like Deforest Kelly pretending to be Bones McCoy?

  14. Re:Who will all just plug their ears on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 1

    From your mouth to Darwin's ears, AC.

  15. Re:In the USA ... on China Starts Censoring Phone Calls Mid Sentence · · Score: 3, Funny

    They failed to mention that the code word for protest in Chinese is now "Candlejack". It stands to reason tha

  16. Re:Destruction of evidence on Insider-Trading Suspects Smash Hard Drive Evidence · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True, but, were I in their shoes, I'd have to ask myself:

    1. Does acting strangely (i.e., throwing my hard drives in random garbage trucks) prove my guilt in the case?

    2. If there is evidence on those hard drives that probably would prove my guilt, which is the lesser sentence: obstruction or whatever I'll get charged with if they find smokinggun.jpg on those drives?

  17. Re:Irony. It's in the game. on Spam Text Prematurely Blows Up Suicide Bomber · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, even...

  18. Re:So, given the name of the representative... on Judge Ends Massive Porn Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, it's like this: Tommy Lee is driving the BangBus down the interstate, picking up every hooker and frat boy he sees. They can't all fit and do their business, as it's a 1994 Ford Aerostar and not, like, an Econoline or a cargo unit. After a couple of near-crashes and a blown shock (no pun intended), he tells all of them to get out, except for a guy in a white wig and black robe, and a girl wearing nothing but ten packages of PostIt notes stuck to her body. She is coming home from the courthouse, where she is filing for divorce from her cheating bastard of a husband, and really needs the hundred dollar bill that Ray LaHood, US Secretary of Transportation and part-time porn director, is waving in her face. Like any reasonable girl you find on the roadside, is willing to work for it. Ray is just there to make sure that they are all safe.

    And that is how the steam engine changed modern warfare. Questions?

  19. Re:Critique this Please: on Amazon Launches Online Movie Studio · · Score: 1

    Pfft. That's just a ripoff of Pocahantas.

  20. Re:Stupid on UK Politician Arrested Over Twitter 'Stoning Joke' · · Score: 1

    It's absolutely ridiculous...anyone with a modicum of reason would assume that it was a joke. Making a threat is enough to investigate, in many cases, but a clear joke does not warrant arrest.

    Funny part is, though, that he is now a victim of a stupid law that he may have been a party to legislating.

  21. Re:Why on LimeWire Lives Again · · Score: 1

    But, CompuServe removed the little "newsgroups" button...how do I got pr0n?

  22. Re:Google on TV Tropes Self-Censoring Under Google Pressure · · Score: 1

    "Once-community-friendly tech company bows to regulatory pressure for financial gain and political favoritism" is now a trope.

  23. Re:Name fail on MySpace Revamps Site To Recapture the Magic · · Score: 1

    Just picture it sung by a Korean kid, and you become hip again!

    YMMV

  24. Re:Clueless on Pay Or Else, News Site Threatens · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, Slashdot...didn't you sillies read their "do not 403 this website" warning?

    SUED!

  25. Re:I don't say this often... on The Empire Strikes Back Vader Costume For Sale · · Score: 1

    Not if the Pope buys it...He won't wear it, but he has a matching cloak, and his top bishops will have to take turns wearing it and pretending that he is force-choking them during meetings.