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  1. Re:meh? on Sweet Dreams Are Made By This · · Score: 1
    "When you fall asleep, this gadget waits for REM and then uses your voice recording, lights, music and aroma to help direct your dream."

    I haven't had a shower all weekend you insensitive clod!

  2. Re:Government pressure? on Northwest Gives Personal Data to NASA · · Score: 1
    What I would wonder is, exactly how many airlines are going to come out and say, "We didn't share data with any government organization."

    My guess? Zero. They all did; the story's just trickling out slowly.

  3. Re:Now I need an external keyboard on Nokia to Port Perl to Mobiles · · Score: 1
    Looks nice, but their "Pop Port" sounds like Sony's Memory Sticks -- a non-standard way of locking in revenue.

    Why didn't they go with USB or Firewire? Or, for that matter, Bluetooth or 802.11a/b/g?

  4. Re:uh.. on SCO Fails to Produce Evidence · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nice. New strat, if we still played for points that is. ;-)

    Post something copied but informative from somewhere else, as AC. Then, as AC, say "nice but why AC?" Then, you reply and say "cuz I'm a good guy." Instant karma! (gonna get you...)

  5. Re:does it seem like.. on Novell Offers Linux Users Legal Indemnity · · Score: 1

    Um, thank you to whoever moderated me. I speak Portuguese fluently, some Spanish and um petite peu de French (man, high school was SOOOO long ago!).

  6. Re:Odd on Oscar Screener Leak Traced · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of a joke (hmm, dating myself?) from Bush Sr's debates (vs. Clinton):

    Interviewer: "So, d'you wear boxers or briefs?"

    Bush Sr.: "Depends..."

  7. Re:A Raclette Laser on The Cheese Slicing Laser · · Score: 1
    Annals of Improbable Research

    In true South Park fashion, I read this as "Anals of Im-probe-able Research."

  8. Re:intrigue on Mars Rover Sniffs First Hint of Water? · · Score: 1
    This also means that the likelihood of finding mud is a tad

    Methinks you'll only finds tads at the poles...

  9. Re:does it seem like.. on Novell Offers Linux Users Legal Indemnity · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sim, e voce nao sabe Portuguese tambem. N'esc pas?

    Je ne parle muy bien francais, mais eu posso ablar Espanol, e eu lembrar um pedaco de Francais: Voulez vouz couchez avec moi ce soir? Uma musica de ois oitentas...

  10. Re:I think you meant to say... on SCO Approaches Google About Linux Licenses · · Score: 1

    Great idea, thanks. I just passed up something for my sig, about Novell indemnifying SuSE being equal to giving life insurance on your pet rock, because the quote was 184 chars and the limit is 120. But I'll take you up on your offer, as it'll likely be much less. Cheers!

  11. Re:does it seem like.. on Novell Offers Linux Users Legal Indemnity · · Score: 1
    Indemnifying customers of legal action against SCO is like offering life insurance for your pet rock: There is little fear you will ever need to exercise the right and collect on it.

    You almost gave me a new sig. It's 184 chars though, and the limit is 120. Doh!

    You're absolutely right. This costs them nothing, and gives them beaucoup goodwill. (Sorry, don't know German.)

  12. Re:Lewis Black on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 1

    No wife, no horse, no mustache.

  13. Re:Love Hate With Novell on Novell Not Pushing Ximian Onto SuSE · · Score: 1
    I'm currently running Windows 2003 Server. It has the following serious bugs; I'm moving back to Windows 2000 Advanced Server shortly.

    1. Video performance is horrible. Running BSplayer, it consistently tells me "Overlay failed!" then "Display hardware is not capable of color-space conversions. Switching to RGB". And the video is then very jerky compared to running it from my half-as-fast other machine running XP (and that's over a 100 MB network link as well, so something's seriously wrong with 2003's video drivers).

    2. When I try to watch something else after watching the first video, it tells me "Can't create DirectDraw surface!" I have to drap-and-drop twice (consistently) to watch a second video.

    3. When I try to move files around with Windows Explorer, a lot of the time it thinks the file is in use (it's in use by yourself you idiot!). Moving them from the command line, immediately after I try 7 times with the GUI, and there's no problem.

    I'm sure there are other issues but these are enough for me to give up. Why go backwards with Windows when Linux is an option? I have a 3 x 250 GB RAID-5 array, running NTFS, which I really don't want to back up and restore (I don't have that many CDs or DVD+Rs...). However, the LinuxDefender live-CD looks pretty cool, it promises NTFS read and write, but I don't know whether it supports RAID arrays. I'm currently downloading it, so hopefully I'll be able to move soon. The games I used to play I don't have time for these days, so that's not the barrier, and I've switched from Outlook to Mozilla (much slower downloading, but great spam catcher).

  14. Re:Riding the Gravy Train... on IBM vs. Content Chaos · · Score: 1

    Contract that verb, you insensitive clod!

  15. Re:More permanence may not be best on Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue · · Score: 1
    No, you consider the ramifications.

    The rest of us are going to the stars. You can inherit the earth.

  16. Re:Piracy of all sorts on Games X Copy Stirs Backup Controversy · · Score: 1
    because the warez versions are hard to find

    What, are you living under a rock?

  17. Re:Piracy of all sorts on Games X Copy Stirs Backup Controversy · · Score: 1
    So use Undisker and Daemon Tools (Google for them both).

    Undisker creates ISOs out of your CDs.

    Daemon Tools lets you create "virtual" CD drives, connect the ISOs to them, and then you can "change" CDs in your virtual drives just by clicking a few keys. No digging through CD cases.

    Some manufacturers have coded their games to not run if Daemon Tools (and the like) are running. I won't buy those games.

  18. Re:Oh.nu! on Niue WiFi Network Gone, .nu TLD May Follow · · Score: 1

    Well, http://www.theknightswhosay.nu is still available, Sir Belvedere...

  19. Re:MIT is one to talk on MIT Technology Review Slams IPv6 · · Score: 1
    I would really like to know why Slashdot keeps posting fantastical stories from that ratings-driven rag.

    For the same reason that submissions and editor additions contain spleling erros: because it increases discussion, which increases ad-page-hits.

    Slashdot is just as ratings-driven as MIT Technology Review. It's just better because we get to talk amongst ourselves out here.

  20. Re:That would target all the wrong places on Cringely Proposes New WiFi Plan · · Score: 1
    Well, I never said it would replace the current system. It would supplement it: if your provider went down you could still access the Intraweb, just at a slower rate.

    And it could aggregate as well, so that you would have your DSL/Cable bandwidth and also wireless "free" bandwidth.

    And as the other responder noted, neighborhood networks would "cache" content locally and would not have 5-second ping times.

  21. Re:Indicative of a trend? on Lego to Stop Producing Mindstorms · · Score: 1
    kids today aren't interested in anything unless it's presented as a completely non-cerebral AARRRGGGHHH-type of monster package.

    So there's a castle in England with a big-toothed rabbit making Legos? I thought they were made in Denmark...

  22. Re:386to486.exe on Turning A FX5900 Into A FX5950 Ultra, Tool-Free · · Score: 1
    Didn't know that, thanks.

    Also, I retract my statement: Windows XP cannot handle RAID arrays. I just created an array in a VM, then tried to attach them to an XP VM, and it identified them as new disks. So if you want redundancy, you're stuck on either Windows 2000 or Windows 2003 Server; you cannot use XP.

  23. Re:386to486.exe on Turning A FX5900 Into A FX5950 Ultra, Tool-Free · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Is anyone else reminded of those virus programs that claimed to magically make your 386 a 486? Do you really think the BIOS is the only difference between the two cards?

    I'm also reminded of Microsoft's disputed release of NT 3.51 Workstation vs. Server. The price differential was significant, and the only difference between the two installs was a couple Registry entries.

    Workstation had all the same code that Server had; it was just "crippled" by the Registry entries so that Microsoft could make more money selling Server versions to the Enterprise.

    (I love that high-tech companies these days are targetting the Star Trek mothership with their marketing campaigns!)

    But seriously, that was pretty sneaky. It was the exact same build (I know because I built NT back then), but just had a couple bits flipped. And it's still happening: XP can handle RAID arrays, but cannot create them: you need a Server product for that. And NT 4.0 could create RAID arrays from Basic disks; as of Windows 2000, the disks must be Dynamic in order to create a RAID array out of them. This of course makes it impossible to migrate that RAID array to a Linux solution, meaning administrators will balk at the time-consuming "create new array with different disks (i.e., buy more hardware), then copy the entire thing over, then find new use for old disks."

  24. What's Next for Your High-Tech Home? on What's Next for Your High-Tech Home? · · Score: 1
    Lava lamps. Lots of them!

    Seriously, my next high tech move will be to build a RAID-5 array out of the 3 x 250 GB drives I got for Christmas. A few months ago I lost a 120 GB drive which had a bunch of stuff I didn't have backed up, so I'm making sure that this never happens again.

    I still won't be protected from fire or theft, but drives die all the time, and as long as more than one doesn't die at once I'll be okay.



    PS The fortune is currently "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten." Please don't forget about this Thing! ;-)

  25. Thank you! on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 0, Troll
    I can't believe moderators wasted their valuable mod points, which can be used to raise up good posts to help the community, to knock down this bit of mild humor.

    Besides, my brother's a musician and I do know what I'm talking about. ;-)

    C'mon, hit me again. I double-dare you.