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Niue WiFi Network Gone, .nu TLD May Follow

gxc writes "The world's first free national wireless grid is no longer with us, after waves from Cyclone Heta swept over Niue's thirty metre cliffs, destroying everything. Although only one person died, the damage is so bad that there is talk of winding up the country , meaning their fortuitous ccTLD could go the way of .su. Perhaps the easiest way for Slashdotters to help Niue would be to choose a .nu domain over the dull alternatives."

389 comments

  1. Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What will happen to my expensive .nu domain?!

    1. Re:Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm that's a pretty good theory. I like Alias too; one of the best shows ever.

      MOD PARENT UP!

    2. Re:Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      .nu has been a source of rivarly between the Niue people and an American who effectively stole it from the country through deception. The population have been trying to get it back with no luck. The Americans have been threatening the local people (whole story documented here)

      No-one from Niue will benefit if you register a .nu domain, your money will just line the pockets of a shady entrepreneur.

    3. Re:Oh.nu! by Negatyfus · · Score: 1, Redundant

      More importantly to me, what will happen to my free mine.nu dynamic DNS entry from dyndns.org?

    4. Re:Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the posting at the ITU was drafted by a self-interested American con-artist - without the consent of the government of Niue. Probably the same person who has posted the message above about it on slashdot.

      For the real story about .nu domain and how it helps keep Niue on the internet, see:

      http://www.nunames.nu/about/Niuepaper1.pdf
      and
      http://www.nunames.nu/about/Niuepaper2.pdf

      Then make your own decision about the truth.

      Better yet, go to Niue and help Rich St. Clair put the internet back together.

    5. Re:Oh.nu! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I guess Niue Island will just have to make the money back through its sex phone call business. That's right, something like 40% of all phone sex calls go through Niue Island. The reason? Due to its remoteness, it's one of the most expensive places on the planet to make a phone call to, with charges ranging from $4 to $6 per minute. Look in the back of any of the usual suspect magazines, and the calls to 683-XXX-XXXX are Niue Island. Ones that start with 678 are Vanuatu, another postage-stamp sized island "nation".

      Besides, .nu domains are gay. They're SO 1998. They were gay then, and they're gay now.

      Come on, admit it, you just wanted to say "The Americans are threatening the local people!" The entire nation of America is threatening them? Puh-leez.

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    6. Re:Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The thought that every American citizen might support this abusive behavior if they knew about it never even occurred to me. Yet, it's apparently the first thing that occurred to you. I have to wonder, why? Do you have so little faith in the American public that you think that all of them, or, even a significant number of them would support this behavior?

      I think the poster is just using same twisted logic many used when "France was against us" (before and during latest war). Thinking went that France supported Iraq solely due to lucrative "secret" trade/oild deals; but more importantly that all french people whole-heartedly knew of the scheme and supported, and thus France as whole was just giving US a big stinking middle finger. I've always found it peculiar that in countries where there's better international news coverage, people generally do not always see countries as big homogenic single-minded blobs... and thus more often see countries' actions as being responsibility of their respective governments. But here in US, whenever some part of citizens of a country do something nasty or even express objectionable opinions it's like declaration of war from that country.

      I think it's called "us vs. them" mentality; some people just want to gang up against smallest imaginary "threats" and invent "enemies". :-/

    7. Re:Oh.nu! by nessus42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually know the son of the entrepreneur accused here of stealing the domain name from Niue, and the last time I talked with the son (a couple of years ago now) he was working for his father on managing the .nu domain.

      I may be a bit partial, and I don't know the entrepreneur himself, but his son is in no way "shady". As I understand it, they bought the domain name from Niue, in the same way that other people bought the domain name .tv from another small country, with the intent of developing it to make a profit for themselves. This cost them some significant amount of time, money, and effort, and now that Niue sees that there is a profit in it, apparently they want to renegotiate their deal.

      It is not clear to me, however, that they have the right to do that. There would be no profit here without the time, money, and effort spent by the aforementioned entrepreneur, so what is supposed to entitle the Niue government to a cut that is addition to whatever deal they originally negotiated?

      I see these claims of imperialism and pillaging of local resources going around here, but it is not like anyone is strip mining their island, or anything. This is just a domain name, for crying out out, and not even a domain name that has an obvious meaning.

      The Nuie government is whining that because their domain name has been "stolen" from them, their own people cannot participate in the Internet. I find this claim a bit disingenuous, however. Certainly it is possible, is it not, for them to be assigned a new domain name. Perhaps the new domain name won't be as catchy for the purposes of turning a profit, but, on the other hand, would certainly do the job of allowing their populace Internet access.

    8. Re:Oh.nu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the posting at the ITU was drafted by a self-interested American con-artist - without the consent of the government of Niue. Probably the same person who has posted the message above about it on slashdot.

      For the real story about .nu domain and how it helps keep Niue on the internet, see:

      http://www.nunames.nu/about/Niuepaper1.pdf
      and
      http://www.nunames.nu/about/Niuepaper2.pdf

      Then make your own decision about the truth.

      Better yet, go to Niue and help Rich St. Clair put the internet back together.

    9. Re:Oh.nu! by bronaugh · · Score: 1

      Umm. RTFA.

      What they (the management company IUSN) done is in pretty clear violation of all propriety. You don't modify your customer's webpages, block content, violate local laws, etc. Again, RTFA. Just because the son is a nice guy doesn't mean the business that father and son run is anything nice.

    10. Re:Oh.nu! by frost22 · · Score: 1

      pacta sunt servanda.

      This even applies to small pacific island governments. Now the NU-Government seems to have some gripes (questionable accounting on part of .nu for the 25% share of the revenues etc), but stuff like that should first be sorted out in court.

      Overall the NU government seem basicly to demand more money - an act that is consistent with the NU telco cutting off the nation's only internet cafe last year while demanding excessive new "registration fees" without providing any services for that.

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    11. Re:Oh.nu! by nessus42 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you will cite the appropriate passages. I did skim the FA and all I saw was a bunch of whining about how their "national asset" of .nu had been stolen from them and used to hawk pornography.

      They should have thought about all this before they sold the domain, and if they want a domain that is under their control, they should get a new one assigned to them.

      By all accounts, it seems that they would not be interested in the .nu domain if someone else hadn't first proven that there is money to be made in it.

    12. Re:Oh.nu! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Well, http://www.theknightswhosay.nu is still available, Sir Belvedere...

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  2. Quick, grab by AEton · · Score: 5, Funny

    www.slashdot.nu is still available! Only 60euro/2 years! Think of the fun we could have. Uh, we could make, um. hm. A fresh nu slashdot. That'd be fun.

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    1. Re:Quick, grab by utlemming · · Score: 1

      As well as: slashdot.bz slashdot.ws slashdot.nu slashdot.com.cn slashdot.net.cn slashdot.org.cn slashdot.tm and my personal favorite: slashdot.kids.us

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    2. Re:Quick, grab by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      slashdot.kids.us

      Natalie Portman, in a swimsuit and petrified.
      Hot grits all over my face.
      Imagine this in a sandbox.

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    3. Re:Quick, grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, slashdot.nu may still be available. www is never part of the domain name. Now go and educate yourself.

    4. Re:Quick, grab by DanThe1Man · · Score: 1

      check out the sig

  3. Maybe the first national free wireless gird... by _Pinky_ · · Score: 1, Funny

    But I seem to have plenty of free wireless points around here... Just drive around, your bound to find one... :)

  4. Ahh... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would be a CIA weather generator at work.

    1. Re:Ahh... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be a CIA weather generator at work.

      Yeah unfortunately it was the unintended output of giving Dubya sunshine on an early campaign stop. You know, a butterfly flaps its wings in whatever city in china's name is usually inserted here...

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    2. Re:Ahh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Blame it on Bush!

  5. For some strange reason... by coolmacdude · · Score: 0

    Whenever I think of .nu russian kiddie porn comes to mind.

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    1. Re:For some strange reason... by danielrm26 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...perhaps a good reason to seek professional help.

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    2. Re:For some strange reason... by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      Oh god I'm just talking about the stuff that volunteers itself. If you actually wanted to see it, I'm sure the floodgates would be open (no pun intended).

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    3. Re:For some strange reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      For some strange reason... Whenever I think of .nu russian kiddie porn comes to mind.
      Well, if you'd set your home page to something other than "www.preteenlolitas.nu", you might not have that problem...
    4. Re:For some strange reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually wanted to see it, I'm sure the floodgates would be open (no pun intended).

      I guess I don't frequent enough child porn sites. What's the pun here coolmacdude?

      (yep, it's pick on coolmacdude day, yay!)

    5. Re:For some strange reason... by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      What's the pun here coolmacdude?

      "waves from Cyclone Heta swept over Niue's thirty metre cliffs, destroying everything"

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  6. Just a novelty...? by danielrm26 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The world's first free national wireless grid is no longer with us, after waves from Cyclone Heta swept over Niue's thirty metre cliffs, destroying everything."

    A tradgedy, to be sure, but 1. this free wireless network was probably smaller than a few of our free *city* networks, and 2. why is this a separate country in the first place? Admittedly I've only taken a cursory glance at the situation, but it seems like the idea of them being a nation is more *cool* than it is practical or feasible -- especially given the degree to which a cyclone can destroy the place.

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    1. Re:Just a novelty...? by danielrm26 · · Score: 1, Funny

      "A tradgedy to be sure,..." ...although not quite as bad as my spelling of tragedy. :(

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    2. Re:Just a novelty...? by kitzilla · · Score: 5, Informative

      Niue came to be self-governed simply because of its remoteness from New Zealand (which still maintains Niue's defense). Without generous grants from New Zealand to make up regular budget deficits, Niue would have folded long ago. The population is half what it was in the Sixties, and continues to decline. I personally hope Niue is able to make a go of it, but things were hardly rosy before the storm.

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    3. Re:Just a novelty...? by rediguana · · Score: 4, Informative

      it seems like the idea of them being a nation is more *cool* than it is practical

      Not really, they just wanted to rule themselves, like most other peoples on this earth.

      They were first claimed by the British, then were turned over to New Zealand, and in 1974 they gained their independence to manage themselves. At the same time they remained in free association with New Zealand, and to this day we provide a lot of financial support and manage their international affairs. There are around 1,500 Niuians on Niue, and around 20,000 in New Zealand. They're just picking that more will come to NZ. Which is a shame because Niue is a lovely place. Great snorkelling and diving, but most of the coastal beds will have been damaged by Heta and take 5-10 years to recover (Cyclone Ofa was the last major one in 1990). They didn't have wireless when I was there in Nov 2002. Main reason for Island wide wireless was that cabling kinda sucked. Mobile phones were starting to take off too - like most developing countries it is easier to roll out wireless.

    4. Re:Just a novelty...? by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      Self-administration may make sense because it beats the alternative.

      Consider a comparable situation. For example, let the US invade Cuba. Different history, economics, people. The US leadership would likely not accomodate the Cuban needs.

      It may be wasteful to have a special government for 1200 people, but quality rule is worth waste.

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    5. Re:Just a novelty...? by danielrm26 · · Score: 1

      "Not really, they just wanted to rule themselves, like most other peoples on this earth. ... They were first claimed by the British, then were turned over to New Zealand, and in 1974 they gained their independence to manage themselves."

      I see. Well, that's what I get for taking a cursory glance; thanks for the input.

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    6. Re:Just a novelty...? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ah the irony of Niue, "Savage Island". It was so named by Capt Cook after the fierce-appearing warriors painted their teeth red by chewing a local plant. Later they were "Christianized" by missionaries and now apparently rival the Puritans in their pious and strict religion.

      At any rate, Niueans don't shy away from selling the .nu domain (means nude in French), and host many adult web sites under it. Also, they appantly offer a tax shelter for many less than savory businesses.

      My source for this information was the excellent book, _Blue Latitudes_ by Tony Horwitz.

    7. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aaaah so that's what's happening in Iraq!

    8. Re:Just a novelty...? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      "this free wireless network was probably smaller than a few of our free *city* networks"

      Their wireless network is smaller than the borders-books wireless network down the street from me. C'mon... 2,100 people population? My corner of my suburban town has a higher pop than this teeny little island.

    9. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but it seems like the idea of them being a nation is more *cool* than it is practical or feasible"

      Absolutely. Niue receives *NZ$16mil* per year in aid from New Zealand, and yet their own total GDP is circa NZ$14mil.

      Their main industry, employing 1 in 3 of their total population (not just workers), is running a national government. As a New Zealand taxpayer, I expect some accountability as to how well my taxes are spent, and its not to prop up artificial island states of a thousand inhabitants.

    10. Re:Just a novelty...? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1

      They're a nation because they wanted to be, what are you, some kind of nation nazi?

      Now they're thinking about changing their mind, no business of the rest of us.

      The South Pacific is full of tiny nations operating largely under the umbrella of Australia and New Zealand, and to, a lesser extent colonial France (yes still around) and the USA in parts.

      When you're 400 nautical miles from the nearest other people you tend to get ideas of nationhood.

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    11. Re:Just a novelty...? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I first read the CIA factbook on the pop... article says 1500.

    12. Re:Just a novelty...? by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      Consider a comparable situation. For example, let the US invade Cuba. Different history, economics, people. The US leadership would likely not accomodate the Cuban needs.

      The US has already ruled Cuba. The rule happened from 1898 (end of the Spanish-American War) to 1902, although the US butted in Cuban affairs until 1959. Read more here.

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    13. Re:Just a novelty...? by Afty0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So it's a remote pacific island, far from New Zealand but with an indiginous population, and an airstrip which you can fly to from NZ.

      Why on *earth* are they not making a killing from tourism?

    14. Re:Just a novelty...? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      There are many regions in New Zealand, and indeed any country, where a 16:14 ratio of Government spending vs privately generated income would be considered high. If you want a real money sink, look at the Chatham Islands (which are not independant).

    15. Re:Just a novelty...? by geoswan · · Score: 2, Informative
      According to the CIA factbook:

      Efforts to increase GDP include the promotion of tourism and a financial services industry, although Premier LAKATANI announced in February 2002 that Niue will shut down the offshore banking industry.

      Worth noting is that Tom Hanks little Island in Castaway was supposed to be "600 miles south of the Cook Islands". Niue is one of the Cook Islands.

    16. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever seen pictures of a trailer park after some tornados swing through?

      Ever seen pictures of Florida after a major hurricane smacked it?

      Ever seen pictures of lowland dwellings flooded when dams/levys burst?

      Even in the US buildings get levelled, much the less antennas attached to high buildings or dedicated towers.

      After the next hurricane wipes out major sections of Florida's cellular network, maybe they should just give up?

    17. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .nu is also very popular among swedes (nu means now in swedish).
      The possibilities are endless...
      pussa.mig.nu (kiss.me.now)
      sug.min.dase.nu (suck.my.cock.now) ...

      you get the point

    18. Re:Just a novelty...? by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      It's still being discovered. There are only just over 1000 people there, probably not including many people with international marketing degrees.

    19. Re:Just a novelty...? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "Not really, they just wanted to rule themselves, like most other peoples on this earth."

      Yeah , rule themselves but have someone else pay for it. How cosy. If they want self rule they should have self financing, period.

    20. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At any rate, Niueans don't shy away from selling the .nu domain (means nude in French), and host many adult web sites under it.

      Read the other comments.
    21. Re:Just a novelty...? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 0, Troll

      So they're essentially a welfare state? If I was a New Zealander I would be utterly appalled that my country was wasting money supporting a tiny population who refuses to leave such a remote island. Pack them all up and ship them to wherever it is people live in New Zealand (sheep farms?).

    22. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not send them straight to the ovens? Seig heil!

    23. Re:Just a novelty...? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > If they want self rule they should have self financing, period.

      Why?

      By that reasoning, every homemaker spouse is
      a prostitute.

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    24. Re:Just a novelty...? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Also, they appantly offer a tax shelter for many less than savory businesses.

      Smithers: Sir, with our creative accounting and tax loopholes, we're only paying $3.00 a year.
      Burns: You're right. We're getting screwed!

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    25. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution is easy enough. Permit the production, sale, and consumption of some of natures more exotic flora and watch the tourism dollars roll in. Either that or start a data haven. :)

    26. Re:Just a novelty...? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Your outpouring of sympathy and concern for other people and their decisions is an uplifting testament to just how...

      ...pathetically fucking self-centered the average asshole is on this planet.

      I wish people like you would feel the abuse of unnecessary, arbitrary majority decision for once. Maybe if you understood what it meant to be told "No, sorry - we have plenty of resources to help you at this time without any significant drawbacks, but you're unpopular little stance hasn't been budgeted for because our majority population would like to raise its GDP by .00000000012% next year." you wouldn't be so quick to assume that any money not spent on you is a waste. You're not the only person on the planet and there's nothing wrong with being nice and supporting something the majority doesn't necessarily benefit from "just because". If they're abusing the money, fine. If they're just accepting it so they can live their own lives their own way, just shut up and stop whining about all these perceived "leeches" that are sucking from you hard working folks. This position is reinforced further by the likelihood that you've never even visited the island so you undoubtedly have NO how they live or what they do for work.

      Maybe you ought to go back to kicking homeless people to alleviate your outrage at the "dredge" of society instead of posting your bigoted viewpoints on Slashdot. Not everything is as black and white as you made it appear.

      Let the troll mods fly....

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    27. Re:Just a novelty...? by Pionar · · Score: 1

      Fidel Castro is quality rule? Oh yeah, that's why so many Cubans would rather sail across 90 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to reach the shores of Florida in barely floating "boats" while being shot at by the Cuban coast guard than spend another day under his rule. That's why the number of people fleeing Cuba to the US is so great that we've had to basically give up on our immigration laws and say, "If you make it here, you can stay". That's why Cubans get locked up in a "hospital" (more like a prison) when it's found they have AIDS.

      You can't compare a hideous monster that is even worse than Saddam Hussein to a small nation of peaceful rule.

      Besides, the US will never invade Cuba under the current administration because there's nothing there worth Dubya's efforts. What do they have? Sugar? Well, as they say, "First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."

    28. Re:Just a novelty...? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Your average homemaker WANTED the spouse to be their and besides, they make up for their cost in other ways. I doubtthe average NZ taxpayer wants
      to fund a bunch of reloading islanders who wanted the good bits of independence (ie doing what you please) but not the bad bits (ie having to fund yourselves).

    29. Re:Just a novelty...? by lisany · · Score: 1

      Not to be pedantic, but the name of the movie is "Cast Away."

    30. Re:Just a novelty...? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Maybe you ought to go back to kicking homeless people to alleviate your outrage at the "dredge" of society instead of posting your bigoted viewpoints on Slashdot. Not everything is as black and white as you made it appear.

      I see. So because I don't believe in your idea of wealth-redistribution I'm a bigot? I'm so glad Slashdot is full of enlightened kind-hearted individuals as yourself who realize how "pathetically fucking self-centered the average asshole is on this planet".

      As an American I see the tragedy of wealth-redistribution happening every single day and it continues to infuriate me. If you don't have the means to support yourself then perhaps you should get training or a better job. Don't expect me to support you because you have no skills. I worked my ass off to get where I am and I sure as hell will not be dragged down by a bunch of leeching bastards trying to hold onto my coat tails.

    31. Re:Just a novelty...? by BrianH · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm not a kiwi but if I were I'd have a serious problem with the fact that millions of my tax dollars were being wasted so that a few people can live out their idyllic fantasies of living on a beach lined South Pacific island. If these people want to live there, they should figure out a way to be self supporting...the same way their ancestors were for more than a thousand years.

      If the island is no longer naturally hospitable to human habitation, then the people should leave rather than expecting the rest of their nation to subsidize their unsustainable dream of the way things "should be". Dreams are nice, but they need to be tempered with a bit of reality.

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    32. Re:Just a novelty...? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      So because I don't believe in your idea of wealth-redistribution I'm a bigot?

      No, THAT post proved that your an elitist bigot AND it proved you're an idiot since I never said anything about anything close to "wealth-redistrution" in the vein that you seem to be suggesting with your insolent post.

      Seriously, non-troll for a minute - how do you propose we "deal with" people who are born mentally retarded? Should we execute them? How about people who WERE working their asses off when a mine collapsed on them and left them permanently immobilized so you could have lights and heat? Leave them to die in the cold and the dark? What bitter irony.

      There's one extreme where you have total assholes abusing the welfare system because they're lazy pricks, but they're not the majority. Of course, there's the other extreme where you have greedy assholes cutting huge swaths through the labor market so they can buy a second, third, or fourth house in the mountains and a nice new Carrera to get there.

      Oh wait. I forgot. Rich people that abuse the system for their own personal greed aren't abusing the system, just poor people on welfare.

      There is no "welfare state". Lazy ignoramouses will always be around to abuse any system you set up, but that's no excuse for cutting people who are unable to work out of the loop through no fault of their own. And, I don't know you, so I'm not really going to pass any judgement on how "hard" you worked, but I'm willing to bet that, given the average "hard work" of the typical employed moron in this country these days, the odds are strongly stacked such that you have NO CLUE what hard work is and you've never come in even the remotest contact with it. Maybe I'm wrong, but I doubt it. Odds are better you're just a blowhard and you have no concept of REASONABLE human compassion. Forking out money to people who are just plain lazy or flat out communism is one thing. Supporting people who CAN'T do it for themselves out of basic decency is another. If you believe otherwise, all I can say is, I hope nobody ever has to rely on YOU for anything and I sure pity any family you may have to support. They're in for a rude awakening if you really believe that and the day comes that you find yourself unemployed and left behind by progress.

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    33. Re:Just a novelty...? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      At any rate, Niueans don't shy away from selling the .nu domain (means nude in French), and host many adult web sites under it.

      Well, not exactly.

    34. Re:Just a novelty...? by geoswan · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Thukton could have said that the long, detailed document he links to claims that the .nu high level domain was stolen. It appears to be a document from a workshop held in Geneva by the International Telecommunications Union. The workshop was on "Member States experiences with ccTLD".

    35. Re:Just a novelty...? by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      I think you need to see the trees for the forest. The key point was that the US was too different from Cuba to rule it in a manner that represented Cuban needs. They'd be better served with a local administration, assuming equal quality of rule.

      Cuba does the best they can for a nation that has relatively limited economic resources. There are many more oppressive regimes out there embraced with open arms.

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    36. Re:Just a novelty...? by be-fan · · Score: 1

      As usual, the average American has no understanding of balance. Complete wealth redistribution is bad. Its the kind of thing that stagnated the communist economies. No wealth redistribution is equally bad. Not only does it lead to political and social instability, but it is damaging to the economy. Most economists agree that the current gap between rich and poor in the United States is far too large, and must be moderated.

      Unless you want *everyone* (including yourself) to suffer from a weaker overall economy, you'd do well to support the delicate balance engendered by a moderate degree of wealth redistribution.

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    37. Re:Just a novelty...? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Huh? How does that reasoning follow? Face it, the "country" is just a leech. As a NZ taxpayer I resent them.

    38. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what way was that not pedantic?

    39. Re:Just a novelty...? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      When I RTFA, I had a similar thought: Where do *I* sign up to get some foreign gov't to toss $16,000 my way? Do I have to become a country first, or perhaps an illegal alien??

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    40. Re:Just a novelty...? by deblau · · Score: 1

      My source is the CIA World Factbook. Their page on Niue is pretty interesting. Seems they're actually 10% Mormon. Oh, and if you want to get there, you have to take Polynesian Airlines. No one else flies into the one Niuean airport. For those of you planning to go there from the States: you have to go thru American Samoa, via Los Angeles or Honolulu. AFAIK, Polynesian have one airplane, and their timetable only has it going from Apia to Niue Monday morning at 5 AM. All well and good, except that the flight from LA/Hawaii to Apia is on (the previous) Wednesday. Of course, this is only a problem if you don't want to spend a few days in Samoa. For more information on Niue, check out this page. It looks spectacular.

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    41. Re:Just a novelty...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As an American I see the tragedy of wealth-redistribution happening every single day and it continues to infuriate me.

      I agree wholeheartedly. The US government's policy of redistributing wealth from the poor to the rich is tragic.
  7. I have a bunch of these by Schmucky+The+Cat · · Score: 4, Informative
    nu is slang for 'naked' in a lot of french speaking countries. It makes for a lot of porn sites registered under .nu.

    I would highly doubt that the tld will go away, just as I doubt Niue will give up it's independence.

    Hey, maybe I should move there and telecommute.

    1. Re:I have a bunch of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, maybe I should move there and telecommute.

      Yeah, because I hear they have great weather and Internet access! ;)

    2. Re:I have a bunch of these by KFK+-+Wildcat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "nu" in french means naked (it's not slang btw), but it implies masculinity. I suspect "nue" would bring more visitors...

    3. Re:I have a bunch of these by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Remember that .su didn't go away when the old Soviet Union died, and in fact is still around today (http://www.nic.su). Also, Hong Kong is technically now part of China but still retains the .hk TLD. It's rather doubtful, even if Niue ceases to be a nominally independent nation that its TLD would disappear - there are a lot of sites operating under .nu and they would likely do a lot of bitching and moaning if ICANN tried to make .nu go away.

    4. Re:I have a bunch of these by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "Hey, maybe I should move there and telecommute."

      I looked at a few pictures and it seems pretty nice. I wonder what it takes to get citizenship or a work permit.

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    5. Re:I have a bunch of these by owlstead · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Nu" translates to "now" in dutch, and for some time .nu places were popular. Maybe they still are in the underground scene. I haven't seen any commercial sites addopting .nu however. There are little or no .tv sites here as well.

      Maybe the problem is that these domains come cheap, and that the stuff that you can find with .nu or .tv
      domain names mostly is too.

    6. Re:I have a bunch of these by Lars+Arvestad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Nu" means "now" in Swedish too, and here it has actually taken off somewhat. It is not at all uncommon to find commercial sites on .nu. It is mostly used by upstarts rather than well known companies though.

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    7. Re:I have a bunch of these by Arker · · Score: 3, Informative

      'Nu' is also the scandinavian word for 'now' so you see it used a lot by people and businesses in this area too - i.e 'spel.nu' which would be 'play.now' in English.

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    8. Re:I have a bunch of these by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      .nu was popular in Sweden because the .se TLD used to be very strictly controlled - only company names of limited corporations were allowed. So it was used a lot for product pages, like TryRadiumDentalFloss.now or VisitSvalbard.now etc.

      However, the limitations on .se have now been dropped, and the use of .nu is more of a novelty nowadays.

    9. Re:I have a bunch of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nu means naked in french
      it's not even slang

    10. Re:I have a bunch of these by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I wonder what it takes to get citizenship or a work permit.

      Minimum of $50 million cash. Willingness to build own house.

    11. Re:I have a bunch of these by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I suspect that, if you are telecommuting to another country, a work permit is unnecessary and probably impossible to get.

    12. Re:I have a bunch of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Swedish NU means NOW, there are a lot of Swedish .nu sites.

    13. Re:I have a bunch of these by DjReagan · · Score: 1

      Many immigration departments around the world would disagree with your suspicion that the permit is not needed.

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    14. Re:I have a bunch of these by WhodoVoodoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      pfft.
      the pr0n sites will just move to the cook islands' domain.
      They do after all sell ".co.ck"... well maybe thats good for gay/female oriented pr0n sites... /me hides

      Anyhow, I'm feeling very bad for these struggling Niue, If some shady businessman havent stolen it, Id buy a .nu domain right now! I am in the market for a nu domain...

    15. Re:I have a bunch of these by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I don't mean that you are free to work there (I work in a foreign country and require a work permit), but rather that moving to a country where you have no employment probably does not entitle you to one. Most countries allow foreigners to post a large amount of money for the right to live there indefinitely, however. A visa is, of course, always required for a long-term stay.
      Conclusion: you and I are probably not in disagreement.

    16. Re:I have a bunch of these by andersa · · Score: 0

      I scandinavian countries, "nu" means now. So here the .nu domain is popular because it supposedly means you get service, now!

      Like for instance:

      stoprygning.nu (stop smoking now!)
      or
      nakedgirls.nu (naked girls now!)

    17. Re:I have a bunch of these by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      No it means games.now in english.

      Spela.nu would be play.now

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    18. Re:I have a bunch of these by rhs98 · · Score: 1

      Hong Kong is still "sperate" from China - they still keep their laws etc. Hence why it's known as Hong Kong Special Administrative Repulic/Region. HKSAR.

    19. Re:I have a bunch of these by Arker · · Score: 1

      If there's one thing living in Sweden has taught me it's that translation is an inexact art. ;)

      Your Swedish is doubtless better than mine, so I hesitate to disagree with you, but I don't think games is a perfect translation of spel, from how I've seen it used it seems like play (the noun, not the verb) is at least as good a translation as games. Of course it can be 'game' and now that I think about it, with spelar as the verb, the plural would be a null-transform (i.e. no change, still spel) so I guess I'll have to back off from that even - games.now is a perfectly good translation I guess, but I think so is play.now. Remember that play can be a noun in English too.

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    20. Re:I have a bunch of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Dutch it means "game.now" (singular). In Holland these are very popular for the same reason, i.e. www.waterbed.nu

    21. Re:I have a bunch of these by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      No. Spel.nu (noun) is either Game.now or Games.now. Spela.nu (verb) would be Play.now. Play.now (noun) would be translated to Lek.nu.

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    22. Re:I have a bunch of these by aminorex · · Score: 1

      I knew that Sweden was very liberal, but
      *Radium* dental floss? Do you have the new
      Plutonium douche products in stock as well?

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    23. Re:I have a bunch of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, imperative? "Spel!" is "Go play!" ??

    24. Re:I have a bunch of these by Arker · · Score: 1

      Hmm, no, in Swedish at least the imperative would be spela.

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    25. Re:I have a bunch of these by DjReagan · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree with your conclusion :-)

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  8. Will the last to leave please turn off the lights? by Sabu+mark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that something? The country can just close up shop. They just give two weeks' notice to the UN and start planning the retirement party. Will attending nations please contribute five dollars for drinks and a small gift.

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  9. French porn site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    je.suis.tout.nu

  10. Not nu by hashinclude · · Score: 4, Funny

    King Arthur: .. Ni!

    Aide: Nu!

    Arthur: Nono -- you're doing it wrong! n_I_

    Aide: Ni!

    Both together: Ni! Ni! Ni!

    </sorry>

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    1. Re:Not nu by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Were you just saying, "Ni!" to that old woman?

    2. Re:Not nu by wed128 · · Score: 1

      it wasn't an Aide, it was Bedivere!

      sorry about the anal monty python fanboyism

  11. Al Gore Invented Wireless Network Foreclosures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He considered them a threat to his pet project; the good old fashioned wired net...

  12. Please update your apt.sources files by Debian+Troll's+Best · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just a reminder to those Debian users in Niue, the mirror.debian.nu apt-get server will be down until further notice. It seems we were prepare for the Slashdot effect, but not a big fucking cyclone effect. Thank you, Local Debian Mirror Administrator

    1. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, which idiot mods modded this as interesting and informative and not as funny?

    2. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a reminder to those Debian users in Niue,

      Are you sure that should be plural?

    3. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Just a reminder to those Debian users in Niue, the mirror.debian.nu apt-get server will be down until further notice. It seems we were prepare for the Slashdot effect, but not a big fucking cyclone effect. Thank you, Local Debian Mirror Administrator

      I'm sure both of them will be quite alright with that.

      Sorry ... I couldn't resist.

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    4. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by hdparm · · Score: 1
      Can you please check all your links once more - I am still getting around 240KB down on loop mounted sarge-i386-1.iso

      Thanks.

    5. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by oobar · · Score: 1

      Can't anyone spot a troll anymore? There is no such thing as a .nu Debian mirror. You can check the list if you don't believe me. The entire nation of Niue has around 1500 people, I seriously doubt that there are more than a handful of Debian users there, if any.

    6. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke...
      You know, funny... bah nevermind.

    7. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't anyone spot a troll anymore?
      Can't anyone spot a joke anymore?

    8. Re:Please update your apt.sources files by beebware · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the user "Debian Troll's Best" is a troll?

  13. sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They want sovereignty but want New Zealanders
    to continue paying all their bills...

    1. Re:sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sounds like Quebec.

  14. Tons of things you never cared to know about Niue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Available from the CIA Factbook entry for Niue.

  15. information on niue by jkcity · · Score: 4, Informative

    Niue - Cia world factbook info

    This link is for people like me who had never heard of this place before and is full of intresting facts such as.

    "The sale of postage stamps to foreign collectors is an important source of revenue."

    1. Re:information on niue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "The sale of postage stamps to foreign collectors is an important source of revenue."

      Actually this is, or was, true of several small countries, most of them larger and wealthier than Niue - San Marino, for example.

    2. Re:information on niue by originalTMAN · · Score: 2, Funny

      since you were actually modded up for that, I'd have to assume that some of the mods are your regular customers.

    3. Re:information on niue by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      no, he posts at +1 due to high karma. He was not modded.

    4. Re:information on niue by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Why don't they just legalize pot? Beautiful beaches, internet access, sovreignity. What more do you need for the perfect stoner resort?

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  16. Technology + Culture by patdabiker · · Score: 1

    I respect Niue a lot in the respect that they seem to be pretty tech-savvy in addition to respecting and following their past. It's a hard combo to have, but worth the effort in my opinion. This is probably due to the fact that they are such a small nation. They can do things that bigger countries couldn't dream of.

  17. Strange priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hundreds of people have their lives destroyed by a cyclone, and Slashdot reports it as a wireless Internet outage. Tsk.

    1. Re:Strange priorities by dafoomie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One person died, you troll. Slashdot doesn't report the news, or natural disasters in general. It reports mostly technological issues, and a TLD going away forever is definitely tech news.

    2. Re:Strange priorities by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of people have their lives destroyed by a cyclone, and Slashdot reports it as a wireless Internet outage. Tsk.

      I think they think that's pretty much the same...

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    3. Re:Strange priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the article. One person died. But your point stands:

      Hundreds of people have had their homes/belongings destroyed by a cyclone, and Slashdot reports it as a wireless internet outage.

    4. Re:Strange priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One person died, you troll.

      For this one person, the universe ended. Time stopped. A future was ended. Dreams were destroyed. Unimaginable pain was endured. A life was crushed for all eternity.

      An ancient expression says that "to end a life is to end the whole world." The original poster's throwaway remark, "Although only one person died..." before talking about the death of a fucking domain name speaks for itself.

    5. Re:Strange priorities by cpghost · · Score: 1

      One person died

      ...which would represent approx 1/2000th of the total population. How many people would that be in the US?

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    6. Re:Strange priorities by dafoomie · · Score: 1

      An ancient expression says that "to end a life is to end the whole world." The original poster's throwaway remark, "Although only one person died..." before talking about the death of a fucking domain name speaks for itself.

      I take life and death very seriously. It makes me sad that one person died. But you know what? This isn't CNN. This is Slashdot. We don't report every natural disaster and every time a large group of people dies. We report tech issues. Losing a TLD is a major tech issue. People dying is sad and the seriousness of that should never be underappriciated. But we go somewhere else for that information. This isn't the forum for that.

    7. Re:Strange priorities by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      The answer would be: 145,171.277

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    8. Re:Strange priorities by dafoomie · · Score: 1

      Your last two links are the same. Anyway:

      Taiwan:
      "It is hard to predict what the ramifications to the computer industry will be. Most of the world's motherboards and a lot of chips come from there. Those machines can't be reset overnight if they survived."

      1st Isabel Post:
      "The folks at NASA, USGS, & NOAA flew flights gathering elevation data (including building tops) along the Outer Banks before and after Hurricane Isabel as part of the Eastern Coastal & Watershed Studies on hurricane and severe storm impacts."


      2nd Isabel Post:
      "Amateur Radio operators in North Carolina and elsewhere in the projected track of Hurricane Isabel are getting ready for action"


      Do you see a pattern? Slashdot is not trying to report on the natural disaster itself. It is reporting the technological issues caused by it.

    9. Re:Strange priorities by dave420 · · Score: 1
      1. Lives destroyed != People killed
      2. .nu isn't going away.

      I think his point stands, mr. dafoomie. ;)

    10. Re:Strange priorities by linzeal · · Score: 1

      People have way too much value for human life, but only after it dies. Before that they are usually indifferent to most or worse.

    11. Re:Strange priorities by dafoomie · · Score: 1

      I think his point stands, mr. dafoomie. ;)

      Sorry, it doesn't. Read my other replies. This is not CNN where natural disasters and death tolls and stuff like that is reported on, this is a forum for tech news. A TLD -possibly- going away forever is tech news. Theres plenty of things that have huge death tolls that don't get reported here. Just because some people's lives were ruined, which is a great tragedy, doesn't mean that you can't comment on the TLD and the WIFI.

  18. The Smallest State? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    "...as the smallest independent state in the world,..."

    Isn't the smallest nation is The Principality of Sealand, which has received coverage on /. quite a few times for the hosting company that runs on it?

    1. Re:The Smallest State? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...as the smallest independent state in the world,..."

      Isn't the smallest nation is The Principality of Sealand, which has received coverage on /. quite a few times for the hosting company that runs on it?


      Aside from a few geeks, no one believes that Sealand is a nation. There are no embassies, no currency, no government. I believe that the Vatican is the smallest nation at 0.44 square km.

    2. Re:The Smallest State? by nacturation · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, Sealand doesn't exactly qualify as a recognized nation in the international scene. For smallest official independent state, I think Vatican City (Holy See) qualifies for that award.

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    3. Re:The Smallest State? by Alereon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope, the winner is the Sovereign Military Order of Malta. Note that while Sealand IS internationally recognized, thus should be in the running, SMOM is still the smallest "real" country.

    4. Re:The Smallest State? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Note that while Sealand IS internationally recognized...

      Which countries recognize Sealand as a sovereign nation?

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  19. Would buying a .NU domain help? by Leeji · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the several linked articles, and visited the .NU Registrar. I don't see anywhere that suggests buying a .NU domain would in any way help relief efforts.

    It sounds like that request might be misguided philanthropy. If you want to help the people of Niue, I'd imagine some sort of direct financial contribution might be more effective.

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    1. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I read the several linked articles, and visited the .NU Registrar. I don't see anywhere that suggests buying a .NU domain would in any way help relief efforts.

      I, too, visited the .nu registar. My search, however was somewhat more fruitful than yours, and came up with this PDF which explains that one J. William Semich "...formed a non-profit corporation called the Internet Users Society - Niue to develop and market the .nu country code top-level domain (ccTLD) and use some of the profit to build the communications infrastructure on the island of Niue."

      Other interesting tidbits include the following paragraph:

      Sweden is the largest market for .nu domain names. We targeted domain name registrants from Sweden because "nu" means "now" in Swedish; we believe it had a certain appeal to the market for that reason. While "nu" also means "naked" in French, to this day, there are very few .nu domains registered by French nationals.

      Shortly thereafter the article explains that the money has gone to pay for a frame relay connection to NZ, to build and staff a NOC for their ISP, and to build an internet cafe on Niue (which I assume has been washed away along with the NOC.)

      Hence, if you want to give the Niueans (?) back their internet when they crawl back onto what's left of their nation, by all means, register some .nu addresses. If enough people shelled out, perhaps some of the "excess" funds would be used for disaster relief.

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    2. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by Leeji · · Score: 1

      I 100% understand what you're saying, but you're reinforcing my point. The Niue registrar does "stuff" with its money. "Stuff" which that PDF points out well. However, if you want to support Niue relief effort directly (as opposed to possibly, only through excess,) then I'd imagine there are other far more effective ways to do it.

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    3. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Given that disaster relief is apparently going to come primarily from New Zealand, may I suggest a nice holiday in NZ? I hear the weather is lovely at some other time of year.

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    4. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by sirsnork · · Score: 1

      Lovely... it's bloody 30 degrees C every day and down to no less than 20 at night.... too hot I say!

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    5. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by automatix · · Score: 1

      Damn that blazing sunlight for the last week, with clear blue skies and lovely long days spent at the beach.

    6. Re:Would buying a .NU domain help? by helarno · · Score: 4, Informative

      Also see this article or do a google search on "niue government .nu" and you will see many references to a dispute between the ccTLD registrar and the government of Niue. The government is accusing the registrar of not sharing the proceeds from the .nu domain.

      You are probably better off finding a better charity to donate to.

    7. Re: Would buying a .NU domain help? by mutende · · Score: 4, Informative

      Another thing to consider is: A year or two ago the .nu registrar raped the Danish WHOIS server at DK Hostmaster and sent out spam to hundreds, if not thousands, of owners of .dk domains -- including yours truly. For that reason I recommend boycotting .NU Domain Ltd and its affiliates entirely.

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  20. Greenhouse by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    My gallows sense of global warming humor requires I ask: "So what else is .nu"?

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    1. Re:Greenhouse by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
      "So what else is .nu"?
      I'm not sure about "nu", but "Nu" is an RTS instruction on some processors. (Maybe I've spent too much time staring at memory dumps.)

      Not that such things are very important when a cyclone has just destroyed your home.

    2. Re:Greenhouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gallows: 1. a) A device usually consisting of two upright posts supporting a crossbeam from which a noose is suspended and used for execution by hanging; a gallows tree.
      b) A similar structure used for supporting or suspending.

      2. Execution by hanging: a crime punishable by the gallows.

      Perhaps you meant your callous sense of humor? (callous: Emotionally hardened; unfeeling: a callous indifference to the suffering of others.)

    3. Re:Greenhouse by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Not your joke at least. :-) No wait, you just pulled off the same joke twice. :-P

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    4. Re:Greenhouse by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Is linux.nu available?

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    5. Re:Greenhouse by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Gallow humor, also Galgenhumor:
      Basically it means laughing at death, as, e.g., while on the gallows awaiting being hanged. A rather grim kind of humor, and usually with a double edged bite. E.g., if the hangman, while hanging the prior victim, were to slip and fall off the gallows and into the crowd, this might cause the next person in line to laugh...though death would still be facing him.

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  21. Niue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    WTF is Niue??

    CIA World Factbook to the rescue!

    http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ ne.html

  22. My condolences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To anyone living in that little shithole.

  23. FFS by Chester+K · · Score: 4, Insightful

    meaning their fortuitous ccTLD could go the way of .su

    1500 people have had their homes and their community destroyed and the tragedy is that we might lose the .nu TLD?

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    1. Re:FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1500 people have had their homes and their community destroyed and the tragedy is that we might lose the .nu TLD?

      No, the tragedy is that they might lose the .nu TLD, an otherwise worthless bit of coincidence that some stupid American company would be willing to pay them millions for.

    2. Re:FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off troll, stop taking the moral high ground just thumb ya nose at others

  24. and the point of that would be? by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So we're talking about the smallest "independent" country in the world, but they are not quite so independent that they don't take aid from New Zealand. If they stay independent the article indicates the next round of aid would be $16,000 a person. They show little ability to really run as an independent state. So what's the big harm in letting them return to New Zealand rule (other than to the New Zealand taxpayer, who are likely to support them one way or another). I don't have free wireless internet access, why in the world should I pay extra to give it to a bunch of people who can't take care of themsleves just because they want it? Perhaps the reduced cost of being just a small commumity rather than an independent country is just what these people need.

    I find it hard to believe that I'm even saying this; I would welcome the chance to be an even smaller country of one. But I wouldn't be holding out my hands expecting others to be taxed to pay for it, and I doubt that I would expect other slashtot readers to pitch in to make it happen either.

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    1. Re:and the point of that would be? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1

      Giving them aid beats them selling their sovereignty to the taiwanese or the russian mafia.

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    2. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      (I'm assuming you're American, forgive me if that isn't the case) I find it amusing that you're saying New Zeland shouldn't send an independent country, Niue, about $8M a year, while at the same time the US is sending in the order of $3B to Israel. With that much money, you'd think the US would get to control the country and not the opposite...

    3. Re:and the point of that would be? by dachshund · · Score: 1
      So we're talking about the smallest "independent" country in the world, but they are not quite so independent that they don't take aid from New Zealand ... I don't have free wireless internet access, why in the world should I pay extra to give it to a bunch of people who can't take care of themsleves just because they want it?

      I don't know much about this history of that part of the world, but I doubt New Zealand is somehow being shaken down by the island of Niue. I imagine instead that New Zealand probably has some moral or political reason for allowing the island to remain independent and for supporting them financially.

      From what I can find on the web, the native population has suffered a fairly steep loss of population since they were first contacted by Europeans, mainly due to disease, etc. They lost control of their island until sometime and were annexed by New Zealand. This story certainly isn't unique, but perhaps the New Zealand government felt that it owed these people something for all of that; independence, and perhaps enough cash to stay alive. Maybe even wireless Internet.

    4. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can we please stop this? There seems to be a new corollary to Godwin's Law which says that any legitimate political conversation on Slashdot will be derailed by some whiny liberal Eurotroll bringing up Israel, American aid to Israel, or the Jewish conspiracy to control the world.


      NEWS FLASH: WE ARE FUCKING SICK OF HEARING YOUR WHINING. GO AWAY. IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA, AND YOU DON'T LIKE JEWS, DON'T HANG OUT ON SLASHDOT. WE WON'T MISS YOU.

    5. Re:and the point of that would be? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 4, Informative
      Someone already hinted at this, but Nuie was a major money-laundering center for the better part of last decade. The mafia from many countries, particularly Russia, simply set up off-shore banks in the island in an effort to turn black money into white. I understand the bailout from NZ is to mainly off-set the price of cracking down on these banks.

      Most /.-tters hate the idea of donating money, but it pays to understand the relative motivations first. In any case, neither Nuie nor the Kiwis seem to be minding the current arrangement, so who are we to question its viability?

    6. Re:and the point of that would be? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      So we're talking about the smallest "independent" country in the world

      Sorry, not even close.

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    7. Re:and the point of that would be? by frovingslosh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I am an American, and unlike the Anonymous Cowards I'll post under my own account that I don't for one instant think that the U.S. should be giving any money to the terrorist stare of Israel.

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    8. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators, you are smoking crack. This is not interesting, this is flagrantly antisemitic. This post suggests that the US is controlled by Israel - a repitition of the common "Zionist conspiracy" myth. This is not a legitimate political opinion, this is just spiffed up racism couched in political terms, and it is pure flamebait given that this story has NOTHING to do with Israel.

    9. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said I'm European? I'm not.
      Who said I don't like Jews? I only mentioned Israel no religion anywhere (Yes, there are also Jews that condemn Israel).
      Besides, I was answering the original poster who said how awful it was that New Zeland was spending that much for Niue. Without even going into the right vs. wrong of this, I find it odd for an American to say that.

      IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA, AND YOU DON'T LIKE JEWS, DON'T HANG OUT ON SLASHDOT

      IF YOU DON'T LIKE NIUE, DON'T HANG OUT ON SLASHDOT. WE WON'T MISS YOU.

    10. Re:and the point of that would be? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      I just hope, at some point in histoey Godwin Law will be extended to American Republicans. I am not sure if I will be alive then though...

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    11. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I apologize to you, because you view is indeed quite consistant. As for posting anonymously, I just didn't felt like being flamed as [insert "anti-semit" or "self-hating jew" depending on the religion I am] for mentioning Israel in a public forum.

    12. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...this is flagrantly antisemitic

      Sorry I will not accept this one. You would have to call me "self-hating semi-semitic" to remain coherent with the official labeling of non-pro-Israel speech.

      This is not a legitimate political opinion...

      So I'm guessing *you* can tell me what my ligitimate political opinion should be, right?

    13. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see here. An A.C. flaming an A.C.

      Can I join in, too?

      I hereby declare that I posted both the parent and the grandparent comment. Yes. I am talking to myself to get attention here. Because I am a fucking loonie.

      Yep.

    14. Re:and the point of that would be? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to be Nicaragua and those poor South American communists that gave the left fits. This Jew-hating fad of the left has flavor of the week written all over it, will the last jerkoff protesting it please shut out the lights.

    15. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being jewish doesn't mean you must embrace a philosophy of victimhood. Are you still going to be whining about the holocaust 5000 years from now? You are pathetic.

    16. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but they are not quite so independent that they don't take aid from New Zealand.

      If accepting aid means that a country is not independent then we need to shut down that silly UN thing, as the only independent nation on earth is the United States.

    17. Re:and the point of that would be? by vidarh · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with hating jews, and everything to do with disapproving of a state whose elected government does it's best to employ nazi tactics in the way it governs the areas they've illegally operated. Call it flavor of the week if you wish, but most countries have had groups working for the palestians cause for decades.

    18. Re:and the point of that would be? by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      Not really. Niue simply could not stay economically afloat without help, New Zealand is that help and quite happily so.

      However, if the population of Niue falls too low (due to migration here) then the population of Niue would be better served as being NZ citizens with the rights & privileges that go with that so that we can provide services to the resident population more cheaply.

      Like any South Pacific nation/island Niue has it's own identity and culture and understandably they want to keep that, and at the same time grow economically to provide better standard of living for the residents. However like most South Pacific islands thier population is leaving, and thier resources are too few to sustain without aid.

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    19. Re:and the point of that would be? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Oh, please, you are spouting flavor of the week propaganda, so pure! It must feel so good! To have moral clarity, none of that "everybody sucks" murkiness, to know right! All shall bow before me and goodness and mercy shall reign for all of my days!

      Bah.

      Godwin, by the way.

    20. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well...fuck all you AC's! I'm succeeding from the "AC Union" and forming my own AC country. The ccTLD will be .ac and I hope that no typhoons hit.

    21. Re:and the point of that would be? by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      Oh no. They have been hateing us for a very long time. Though I don't quite see what it has to do with Nuie.

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    22. Re:and the point of that would be? by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      So we're talking about the smallest "independent" country in the world, but they are not quite so independent that they don't take aid from New Zealand. If they stay independent the article indicates the next round of aid would be $16,000 a person.

      Firstly with respect to money, I personally think that New Zealand has a large enough community (20,000) of taxpayers with friends and familiy back home. The $8 million that NZ spends could just as easily be presented as $400 from each Niue'an living in New Zealand. (Compare that with what people get for things like child support, for example.) For something with so many interested people, it's hardly a blip on the radar compared with the money churning through the NZ economy. Compared with the relatively unique cultures and traditions that would be being maintained, it's not such a bad thing, IMHO. There's certainly a museum or two in New Zealand that would cost less than that to subsidise. In any case I hope the country doesn't disintegrate from this.

      I'm not as sure about the governing situation. I know that a lot of the Pacific Island governments tend to have relatively large amount of corruption, due to low populations causing things to be much more casual. But aside from the annual aid, is there any reason that you think Niue specifically isn't capable of governing itself?

      Anyway, hopefully they can just get through the immediate situation for now at least, and worry about this type of thing afterwards. Perhaps the irony here is that it was Niue who offered aid to New Zealand when Cyclone Bowler hit.

    23. Re:and the point of that would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Parent, Grand Parent and G.Grand Parent

      Its flavour you insensitive clods.

    24. Re:and the point of that would be? by man_ls · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I agree that the aid should stop...but it would be unfair to leave them defenseless.

      We should pay off Israel to kill every Palestinian alive...after all, they might some day pose a threat to our "national security" and they probably have ties to Al Queda too.

    25. Re:and the point of that would be? by dachshund · · Score: 1
      However, if the population of Niue falls too low (due to migration here) then the population of Niue would be better served as being NZ citizens with the rights & privileges that go with that so that we can provide services to the resident population more cheaply.

      According to the CIA World Factbook, Niueans already enjoy New Zealand citizenship, with all the rights and privileges, etc. Should this development come to pass, they will not gain anything; they'll simply lose their sovereignty.

      I'm not sure exactly what the current plan is, and how it will save money, unless the NZ gov't physically removes these individuals from their island. I suppose dismantling the gov't apparatus could save some money, but probably not that much.

    26. Re:and the point of that would be? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      So their major industry was money laundering. The rest of us don't get reimbursed for lost income when OUR illegal activities get shut down; why should they??

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    27. Re:and the point of that would be? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      Remember, money-laundering was NOT an illegal activity in Niue until 2002, and for sure, no one gave money to the *mafia* to shut their business down.

      Dole-outs to eliminate, or create, markets in other countries is more common than you think; as I understand it, the Taliban, for instance, did get some aid for cracking down on poppy cultivation way back in 1999/2000. The same for Colombia wrt its coca plantations (?).

      In any case, I was wrong in my earlier assertion that the Kiwi money was mostly to off-set money-laundering; it isn't, the mainland NZ government is apparently legally obligated to aid them as and when it is required. Been there since their independence.

    28. Re:and the point of that would be? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know sometimes outside agencies pay a gov't to illegalize some activity... a bribe by any other name.

      Strange relationship NZ seems to have got themselves into. Think I'll buy an island down that way and see if I can get NZ to support me too. ;)

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    29. Re:and the point of that would be? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      I'm on a tropical island already, you insensitive clod! :-)

    30. Re:and the point of that would be? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh, so sorry to hear that. [thinking] Waitaminnut. Being an island and all, subject to being washed away, don't you want MORE clods to arrive and add to your land mass?

      No, no, no, I didn't mean to bury me!

      [g]

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  25. Obligatory by cascino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um... no .nu's is good news, right?
    [ducks]

  26. TLD vanishing? by nacturation · · Score: 1

    I don't think there's really a reason that it should solely because of a change in ownership. Hong Kong is now part of China (well, in theory) but still has its own .hk TLD. The .nu TLD already had probably thousands of domains per inhabitant as I'm sure other small countries do as well. It would essentially be free revenue for New Zealand, and could offset the $8M/year in aid.

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    1. Re:TLD vanishing? by frovingslosh · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      The .nu TLD already had probably thousands of domains per inhabitant as I'm sure other small countries do as well.

      I don't know how many domain registerations it has, but I do know that the people there take that money and give themselves free luxuries like wireless Internet access with it, while expecting the New Zeland taxpayers to give them another $8 million a year. I see no reason to help them stay independent.

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    2. Re:TLD vanishing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hong Kong is now part of China (well, in theory) but still has its own .hk TLD.

      By that reasoning it should have had a .uk TLD before the transfer to China. It's not like Hong Kong vanished into China, because it's still pretty much independant of China.

    3. Re:TLD vanishing? by vidarh · · Score: 1

      Heck, Norway have ".bv" for the Bouvet Island, which is a Norwegian owned island in the South Atlantic with no residents, an abandoned whaling and weather station from the 20's, rock and a lot of seabirds... Look it up it the CIA world factbook, it's an amusing entry. (Norid, the organization that handles domain registrations for Norway doesn't allow anyone to register under ".bv" though)

  27. Helping out... by iota · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a another write-up of the incident by ReliefWeb. If you're looking for a place to direct your help to, note that Niue is a member of Development and Economic Policy Division Funding Assistance and Regional Natural Disaster Relief Fund ... so these might be good places to donate.

    I suppose you could also just pick a random person, transfer some money and ask them to pass it around, since there are only about 2,000 people there.

    1. Re:Helping out... by zulux · · Score: 4, Insightful



      I suppose you could also just pick a random person, transfer some money and ask them to pass it around, since there are only about 2,000 people there.


      Hardly - the article mentions that they were looting from eachother while destater was only just ended.

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    2. Re:Helping out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh... and can you name ONE city in America where this doesn't happen?

    3. Re:Helping out... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [eyeing tagline] You forgot "foreign aid".

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  28. .nu often used in the netherlands by hoscetap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "nu" means "now" in dutch and a .nu is cheaper than a .nl

  29. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by ebrandsberg · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the looks of it, after this event, the entire set of data will have to be overhauled, including:

    Area - comparative:

    1.5 times the size of Washington, DC

    Now...

    Area - comparative:

    1.2 times the size of Washington, DC (erosion effect).

    Seriously, if we can have a .nu, we should have a .dc too. It's not a state after all...

  30. They should have listened to the CIA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It says right there in the CIA World Factbook "Natural hazards: typhoons "

    1. Re:They should have listened to the CIA! by neffstar · · Score: 1

      Maybe were listening to the CIA and missed the huge _cyclone_ that was coming their way.

  31. Many Swedish Domains by psleonar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many sites in Sweden use .nu because it means "now" in that language. (http://www.badminton.nu/, for example.)

    1. Re:Many Swedish Domains by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 0

      Same in the Netherlands :)

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  32. 3000 people each day die in car accidents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you have the gall to worry about Al Qaeda?

  33. No more .nu TLD? by Texas+Rose+on+Lava+L · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, Slashdot trolls hope and pray that the Christmas Islands never get hit with a similarly devastating typhoon.

  34. Just where is personal responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sort of government hand out sickens me.

    Just where is personal responsibility these days?

    I'm telling you, it's Bill Clinton's fault that this island was supported by New Zealand all of these years.

    1. Re:Just where is personal responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You SOB, you made me go to google to debunk that :)

      In 74, Ford was President and unlikely to pick a Dem as ambassador.

    2. Re:Just where is personal responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that and the fact that Clinton draft-dodged 'Nam by smoking dope at Oxford.

      Would have been a remarkably quick rise from druggy student to US ambassador...

  35. Next Week On Slashdot... by spudthepotatofreak · · Score: 1, Funny

    The island of Niue recently showed up on ebay, and the bids are expected to be in excess of $100 usd... and as a bonus for being the winning bidder you also receive the entire island's population as your own personal servants...

  36. "nu" in dutch by MoobY · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you know that "nu" in dutch means "now"? A lot of dutch websites have thus used this TLD as some think it's cool.

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    1. Re:"nu" in dutch by lxs · · Score: 1

      as some think it's cool.

      But most of us think it's lame.

    2. Re:"nu" in dutch by mgblst · · Score: 1

      No I didn't, thanks for pointing that out. I would never have known....

  37. The bad jokes just keep on coming by Megaslow · · Score: 1
    I, for one, welcome our .nu homless overlords

    root@somewhere# grep ^.nu$ /usr/share/dict/words
    gnu

    1. Re:The bad jokes just keep on coming by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, .nu homeless welcome us!

      (at least it nearly makes sense)

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  38. Umm.. by jamesjw · · Score: 4, Funny


    Who says theyre witout a wireless setup?

    What ive seen theyre wireless, roofless, treeless, homeless.. :(

    -- Jim.

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  39. .su is still available by Schmucky+The+Cat · · Score: 1
    The original posters contention that .su went away with the Soviet Union is incorrect. It is still running, with the intent to stick around. Registration is $100 a year.

    http://www.nic.su

    1. Re:.su is still available by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      That's way cool, thanks for the pointer.

      The O.P. is correct, in that nobody was accepting registrations for .su for quite a while. They still don't want people to use it anymore, but apparently so many people demanded it for the "cool" factor that they just did some basic capitalist math and decided to make some cash off it--note the price difference with .ru; looks like a nice business tradeoff to me. Let 'em do it if they must, but make it expensive.

      A few years ago, I wanted to register a .su domain, also for the above reason ("it's neat!"). I dug quite a bit and asked around, and finally was pointed to "Tanya". Apparently, "Tanya" was hostmaster for .su for some time, and sent me a reply, something along the lines of ".su is not in use anymore. Why not use .ru? I am looking for your nuclear wessels."

      I think it's pretty cool that it's back, though. Sort of like my friend Andrei using a Soviet passport for several years after the USSR ceased to exist.

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  40. dot.tk by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

    Actually I prefer Tokelau for my free/cheap domain addresses from a small island nation, mostly because .tk is close enough like "tech" to get a geek like me smiling. However it figures that /. is being used by some idiot who links to a non-existant page, shows off a nice custom 404 on the hosting site tho. Actually I wonder if Tokelau got hit by that hurricane too, nothing on their site about it (yet).

    Jonah Hex

    1. Re:dot.tk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TCL.TK, huh huh huh...

  41. Stop it by mcbridematt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What are you guys thinking?

    Your taking domains for your own purposes, instead of letting the rightful users of the domain (the people that live on the island) have full rights to it. Thats just utter DNS misusage and disgraceful.

    Some applies for *cough*goatse.cx*cough* .cx belonds to Christmas Island, which you would all know is an Australian. Time they put auDA in charge of .cx and not let the shock sites back in without an Australian Tax File number (AFAIK an Australian Taxation number is a requirement for using anything under .au)

    1. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sir are full of shit

    2. Re:Stop it by mcbridematt · · Score: 1
      Full of what shit? I assume you mean the .cx part?

      I quote Wikipedia (http://en2.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse) :


      Geographic location
      The site uses the .cx country code top-level domain of Christmas Island, where the operators will not disclose the registrant's personal information. The actual server of Goatse.cx is not located on Christmas Island, but in the United States and is owned by Hick.org, which is a website about computer programming. The Hick.org domain was registered by Matt Miller in Overland Park, Kansas. Both Goatse.cx and Hick.org originate from the same IP address; the server is located in the Kansas City, Missouri metro-region. Goat.cx, a mirror of Goatse.cx, is located in the Houston, Texas metro-region.
      .

      So Mr. AC, what do you have to say for yourself now?

      (post delivered without karma bonus for obvious reasons)
    3. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i say that you are still full of shit. in case like .nu we are actually HELPING the people "owning" that tld by registering a domain. You arguing by taking goatse.cx as an example why this should not be allowed is a lame excuse for some real arguments.

    4. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't feed the trolls..... it frustrates you and pisses them off.

    5. Re:Stop it by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Some applies for *cough*goatse.cx*cough* .cx belonds to Christmas Island, which you would all know is an Australian.
      There's some weird bullshit unenforceable law about it not being part of Australia, and it has been used for similar purposes to a US naval base in Cuba for the same reason (ie. you don't have to let people have access to lawyers or treat them according to law law).

      It's really bizare that Australia has internet censorship laws, but runs the *.cx domain. All there is on Christmas Island now is a jail run for profit (OK, refugee detention centre, but it's still a jail), an abandoned mine, and a whole lot of unemployed people after the government shut down the mine many years ago to break a strike. I'm not sure whether money laundering is still done through Christmas Island, but one major operation last decade (Bond Corporation) only employed one local anyway.

  42. nununununu.nu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nununununu.nu is still available.

  43. Lake Superior just swamped Michigan! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    How will we post to Slashdot when the servers are underwater?!

    I'd better subscribe again...

    1. Re:Lake Superior just swamped Michigan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How will we post to Slashdot when the servers are underwater?!

      Slashdot servers are in Michigan now?

    2. Re:Lake Superior just swamped Michigan! by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1
      How will we post to Slashdot when the servers are underwater?!
      I live in this part *holds up right hand and points at area between wrist and thumb* which part is the /. servers in?

      Jonah Hex
    3. Re:Lake Superior just swamped Michigan! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

      Hell, I don't know. I was just making a metaphor. ;)

    4. Re:Lake Superior just swamped Michigan! by metalligoth · · Score: 1

      Useless trivia of the day:

      For those that don't know, people in the lower penninsula of Michigan indicate where they live by pointing to their right hand, as Michigan is shaped similarly to a mitten. This was done prominantly by Michael Moore at the Cannes Film Festival, shown on the Bowling for Columbine special features. There are many other celbrities from this state that you will catch pointing to their hands in this manner. Now you know why.

  44. What else is .nu? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Consider a comparable situation. Japanese insurance companies run their spreadsheets in the Earth Simulator supercomputer and preemptively wind up the USA, rather than go through all that tedious Greenhouse/cleanup business.

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  45. So..... by ColaMan · · Score: 1

    is g.nu registered?

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  46. A Subject is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is more amazing from all this is the story that the one person who died was cradling her 19-month old son. The son was found alive. SO this could be a thiller with a happy super-man wireless ending if you want.

  47. On the contrary by dachshund · · Score: 1
    Hundreds of people have their lives destroyed by a cyclone, and Slashdot reports it as a wireless Internet outage. Tsk.

    Yes. Of course, had it not been reported as a tech story, you wouldn't have heard about it on Slashdot at all, this being a site for technical news. Because the poster chose to spin it this way, you now know about it... at least enough to make a snary comment.

    1. Re:On the contrary by gxc · · Score: 1
      Because the poster chose to spin it this way, you now know about it... at least enough to make a snary comment.

      To be sure, I first tried to post a newsier version, and it got rejected, rightly so. Slashdot has followed the Niue wifi story thus far, and the general phenomena of small island state TLDs, so these aspects are of interest here, while plain disaster isn't.

      Niue is not actually going to fold, according to my reading of the news, but the idea was mooted.

      As others have pointed out, a .nu domain does assist Niueans, rather than some large bullying corporation. That makes it a good thing.

  48. French nit-picking by FrankoBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    IAAFC*, and I know that "nu" isn't slang at all in French, it's the most commonly used word translating "naked" whatever the context, be it pr0n or medecine seminars. Of course, on the Net right now, I think pr0n is bound to dominate .nu, but some ppl like naturalist painters might enjoy a ".naked" :)

    For the record, "neu" in German means "again" too. In fact, I suppose there are a lot of languages for which this sound means something as is, so Niue could have good business if they choose to remain independant and have Net facilities. Malaysia ( .fm ) did sold many domain names to foreigners, for obvious reasons.

    *I am a French Canadian

    1. Re:French nit-picking by jpatokal · · Score: 4, Informative
      Malaysia ( .fm ) did sold many domain names to foreigners, for obvious reasons.

      Nitpicking your nitpick, .fm is the Federated States of Micronesia. Malaysia is .my , which might also be fun, if it weren't restricted to third-level domains (foo.com.my) and even that only for Malaysian-registered entities.

      Cheers,
      -j.

    2. Re:French nit-picking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's what happens when you start nit-picking this late I suppose ;) Thanks for the info mate. -Franko

    3. Re:French nit-picking by netsharc · · Score: 2, Funny

      pinko.com.my ? Oh it should be "mie" shouldn't it.

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      What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
    4. Re:French nit-picking by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Informative
      For the record, "neu" in German means "again" too.

      No, it means "new" and it's pronounced "noy," so .nu doesn't really match up. I believe "nu?" is a slangy filler sound in some dialects though, similar to the Ebonic "knowwhamsayin?" or the Canadian "eh?"

    5. Re:French nit-picking by FrankoBoy · · Score: 0

      No, it means "new"

      At least I can blame Google translating services for this one, but maybe I should have just written on what I really know about... I mean, my message seems to have more errors than the one I was nit-picking on, that's some pretty humbling experience ;)

  49. welcome to the geek mind by alex_ant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    where what's more important than the fact that a hurricane devastated a country is the issue of what specifically the hurricane did to the country's wifi network and TLD.

  50. Specialized news sources by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What good is the internet and the information age if everything *should* be like the network tv news?

    A few minutes of street crime, a few minutes on a local thing, a few minutes on international stuff, some chit-chat, then sports and weather. No thanks.

    There's nothing wrong with a 'news for nerds' site and playing the morality card is unconvincing and someone can *always* find a more desperate and dire news item to make you seem like the frivolous type.

    1. Re:Specialized news sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to steal Ralph Nader's shit at least give him credit.

    2. Re:Specialized news sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A few minutes of street crime, a few minutes on a local thing, a few minutes on international stuff, some chit-chat, then sports and weather. No thanks.

      I certainly agree with your points, but I have a question; assuming you live in USA, where do you get a news broadcast that has even few minutes of international stuff? All broadcast channels here in cowtown of Colorado are truly "local" news; the only instances of "foreign" news are when there's at least one US citizen involved... or when showcasing some bizarre "news of the world" style silliness from some remote country.

      Admittedly there's still BBC news on PBS, which is good, but it'd be good to have choice.

  51. University of Niue Mirror Shut Down Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Netcraft, the last Debian node in Niue was shut down due to the cyclone. This brings the total number of Debian installations in the world to 413, putting them just ahead of Stampede Linux, which has an installed base of 409 machines.

    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict Debian's future.

  52. gallows by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    gallows humor: n.

    Humorous treatment of a grave or dire situation: "conveying with gallows humor the utter insanity of the nuclear-arms race" (New York).

    Or the utter insanity of the Greenhouse effect.

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  53. .nu in Sweden by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Sweden, .nu is outrageously popular--even with respectable entities. .se isn't squatted to hell and back, so, what gives? Why is .nu so popular here?

    1. Re:.nu in Sweden by akiro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well "nu" is a word in Swedish, meaning "now", so it's easy to see why companies like it, "cars.now" would be a nice domain for any cardealership.

    2. Re:.nu in Sweden by DHam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not just that "nu" means "now", it's also that it at least used to be the case that there were huge administrative restrictions on getting .se domains.
      Basically I think you had to be a Swedish corporation and you could only get one related to your name. We had a lecture back when I studied at Uppsala by a guy from a government department who said that they couldn't even get .se for major government projects! Even the government was using .nu.

      When I was there (in 1999) there was talk of the government more or less forcibly changing the registrar in order to change the policies. I don't know if anything happened.

    3. Re:.nu in Sweden by Aussie · · Score: 1

      Basically I think you had to be a Swedish corporation and you could only get one related to your name.

      Same here in au, to register a .com.au you must have a business registered in that name or you get refused.
      Was the last time I checked anyway.

  54. .ms by futuramarama · · Score: 1
    You don't think it might be Microsoft?

    Surely we could concoct some reason for Bill to want to wipe out the first national wireless network?

    [Speaking of which, is there any truth to the rumour that Niue's neighbour Micronesia wants to change its tld to .ms just to cash in on the possibilities??]

    --
    "And that solves the mystery of the missing ring" - Bender
  55. Niue *will* be smallest country in the world! by jpatokal · · Score: 1
    So we're talking about the smallest "independent" country in the world

    Sorry, not [cia.gov] even [cia.gov] close. [cia.gov]

    Actually quite close, the Vatican just barely nudges under with 911 people vs. Niue's 1100. (San Marino and Monaco are an order of magnitude larger.) But the article predicts that the population may now fall to only 500, which would be -- populationwise -- the smallest independent country in the world.

    Cheers,
    -j.

    1. Re:Niue *will* be smallest country in the world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they have many more storms like this it'll be the smallest area-wise within a hundred years, too.

      With the possible exception of Sealand, which has them both beat by a huge margin in both categories, and only lacks international diplomatic recognition...

    2. Re:Niue *will* be smallest country in the world! by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      When I hear "smallest nation in the world," I think area, not population. By that measure Niue comes in at best fourth, and that's not even going outside of Europe for comparisons. Still, it's amazing that you can have an independent nation with fewer than 1000 people.

      Thanks for the clarification.

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  56. This is insightful? More like idiotic... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 3, Interesting
    How the hell is this insightful?

    Perhaps you should RTFA and use your brain before opening your mouth.

    Let's start off showing you how far off-base you are by providing a quote from one of the articles linked to in the story summary:
    Niue has been self-governing in free association with New Zealand since 1974, and New Zealand has an ongoing responsibility to provide necessary economic and administrative assistance.
    In case you're too stupid to understand what "economic and administrative assistance" means, I'll translate it for you: it means that when they need help, New Zealand is obliged (morally, if not contractually) to provide it.

    Secondly, let's point out the bloody obvious: in an environment that's subject to weather extremes, such as hurricanes and cyclones, putting up telegraph poles isn't the best way to provide connectivity because telegraph poles and lines tend not to stay standing for long in those conditions. And of the alternatives, wireless is by far the most practical (cheaper, easier to implement and upgrade), especially on such a small scale.

    Thirdly, NZ$8 million equates to US$5.45 million. (NZ$1 = US$0.6815.) So that's US$4,500 per native Niuean. Contrast that with the US$3-4 billion pa in military aid alone that the US gives Israel (population, 6.5 million), which works out to be US$615 per Israeli.

    Now, what's the more ethical:

    A. New Zealand giving Niue $5.45 million of support, money that it would have to pay out anyway if Niue was to cease being an independent nation and return to being a part of New Zealand? or

    B. The US provinding Israel with $3-4 billion of military aid every year, some of which is spent oppressing and killing innocent Palestinean civilians, as well as Western observers (including US and British aide workers)?
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    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:This is insightful? More like idiotic... by oob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      New Zealand is obliged (morally, if not contractually) to provide it

      You make some very solid arguments here. I feel I should clarify this point however; Under the 1974 agreement (which is in fact a mutually agreed addition to the Statute of Westminister) New Zealand is contractually obligated to provide assistance.

      The relationship between NZ and the various pacific island nations is a close one. For instance, most nationals of those countries are afforded NZ citizenship as a birthright and many of them use the NZ currency. Assistance and aid (despite the grandparent comment) are gladly provided by NZ to those nations, and their contribution to our collective culture is generally appreciated.

    2. Re:This is insightful? More like idiotic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B. The US provinding Israel with $3-4 billion of military aid every year, some of which is spent oppressing and killing innocent Palestinean civilians, as well as Western observers (including US and British aide workers)?

      Oppressing innocent Palestinian civilians? My ass.

      Ask yourself these questions:

      1. What would happen if the Palestinians said, "We are tired of this. We are no longer going to use violence to achieve our goals." Do you think a peace treaty will be signed? Or will the Israelis kill every Palestinian?

      2. What would happen if the Israelis said, "We are tired of this. We are no longer going to use violence to achieve our goals." Do you think a peace treaty will be signed? Or will the Palestinians kill every Israeli?

      Everyone I asked these questions to says peace for #1 and dead Israelis for #2.

      The Palestinians are at war with Israel, and they always have been, like the rest of the Arab world (except Jordan & Egypt, who accepted large bribes from the US govt to make peace in recent years).

      And fyi, Palestinians have killed more Palestinians in intifada 2.0 than the Israelis have. If the Israelis really wanted to kill innocent Palestinians, there would not be a Palestinian alive in the West Bank and Gaza.

    3. Re:This is insightful? More like idiotic... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      The Israeli armed forces are almost as indifferent towards the taking of innocent Palestinean lives as Palestinean paramilitary organisations are towards innocent Israeli lives.

      Next time you read a report about a Palestinean terrorist being taken out by Israel, be sure to read the bit about how many innocent bystanders were killed too. Or about Palestineans being buried alive by Israeli Army bulldozers demolishing their homes in the dead of the night while they're sleeping inside. Or of independent aide workers from countries such as the US and Britain that have been killed by Israeli snipers.

      Your displayed knowledge of the Israeli-Palestinean conflict is limited and/or rose-tinted if you refuse to acknowledge that Israel has killed innocents (and not always as accidentally as it would like to suggest) in its zest to take the conflict to Palestinean paramilitaries. And I haven't even mentioned the oppressive conditions the Palestineans in the West Bank and Gaza Strip are forced to live in.

      Reread what I said: "...some of which is spent oppressing and killing innocent Palestinean civilians, as well as Western observers (including US and British aide workers)." If you can't agree that's an accurate statement - ie, that some of that US-provided firepower has played a pivotal role in keeping the Palestinean people in the occupied territories subjugated and that some of them have lost their lives as a result - then perhaps you could provide evidence to contrary. Good luck finding it though.

      Oh, and while you're at it, try not posting as an AC. At least that way you might not come across as lacking the courage of your conviction.

      --

      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    4. Re:This is insightful? More like idiotic... by vidarh · · Score: 1
      I'd like to point out that wireless is actually in most instances cheaper than providing telephony or internet access ANYWHERE if there aren't already copper cabling in place. Copper is expensive. Cabling is expensive, whether in urban areas (digging up roads cost a lot), or rural areas (increased amounts of cable per household). That's why cellphone use is increasing faster than landline use in many developing nations, for instance. Nigeria already have several times as many cellphones as landlines, for instance.

      So wireless is a "luxury" only seen from the perspective of someone used to extensive cable networks that has been gradually built up over a century.

    5. Re:This is insightful? More like idiotic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! The Israel typhoon story isn't until *next* week. Sorry.... you'll have to wait.

    6. Re:This is insightful? More like idiotic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't all of you dumbfucks go post your Israel story somewhere else. This story is about Niue. An island in the Pacific -- on the other side of the fucking planet. Way to stay "on topic" there...

  57. Gallows humor by sshore · · Score: 1

    Gallows humor, n.: Humorous treatment of a grave or dire situation.

    Hope that helps.

  58. Re:Will the last to leave please turn off the ligh by cpaluc · · Score: 1

    Hmm, maybe I'll move in and turn the country into a Kingdom. King Me of Niue. Hoorah! Of course, I'll need to have a referendum first. I should get at least 1 out of 1 votes. Whatever will I do with all the taxes?

  59. A tragedy. by Malcontent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's sad that so many people are not homeless. It looks like a really beautiful place to live too. If they survive this they should treat this as an opportunity to do it right the next time. The island should seriously consider using Monolithic concrete dome structures. Due to their shape they are not as effected by hurricanes and clyclones and have a good track record of surviving them. They are also cheap, and well insulated.

    OHOH I really don't know the availiblity of concrete in Niue. It may be prohibitive to build these structures if the concrete has to be imported.

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    War is necrophilia.

    1. Re:A tragedy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The island should seriously consider using Monolithic concrete dome structures. Due to their shape they are not as effected by hurricanes and clyclones and have a good track record of surviving them. They are also cheap, and well insulated.

      OHOH I really don't know the availiblity of concrete in Niue. It may be prohibitive to build these structures if the concrete has to be imported.


      Have no fear, your advice for Niueians will not be heard since, as the news peice states, the cyclone took out the island's internet.

  60. Re:Specialized news sources MOD UP++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

  61. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

    DC isn't a state, it's an experience...

    Similar to that of being beaten with wet newspaper for days on end...

    Anyway, DC isn't a nation, Niue is/was. If you start letting capital cities have their own TLDs then sooner or later some crackpot is gonna want to make a TLD for every county in the US... Where will it end?

    --
    If I point out that you are incorrect, making me a foe does not make you any more correct.
  62. Interesting Tidbit by philovivero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The word "nu" (depending on the nuance) in Mandarin Chinese (ie: that spoken in Mainland China and Taiwan, ROC) is "woman" (or, more generally, Female).

    Nu.

    1. Re:Interesting Tidbit by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      The word "nu" (depending on the nuance) in Mandarin Chinese (ie: that spoken in Mainland China and Taiwan, ROC) is "woman" (or, more generally, Female).

      Cool, it also means "naked" in french, and "now" in swedish.

      Nu = naked woman, now!

    2. Re:Interesting Tidbit by MonkeyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      So would Slashdot.nu in french qualify as an oxymoron?

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      Moof!

    3. Re:Interesting Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? This whole place is full of oxymorons.

    4. Re:Interesting Tidbit by fuzzybunny · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, and in an interesting linguistic twist, it would be the world's first trilingual oxymoron.

      No nudity, no women, and not-exactly up to date stories either.

      :-)

      --
      Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
    5. Re:Interesting Tidbit by msi · · Score: 1

      I thought about slashdot.nu in french. Its as scary as the goats.ex man

  63. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by netsharc · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an idyllic place.. 1 TV stations, 2 radio stations (1 AM, 1 FM, maybe it's they broadcast the same content?), no worrying what's on the other channel..

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    What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
  64. Niue Gov and .nu ccTLD dispute by helarno · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those of you thinking of registering a .nu domain to assist Niue, don't. First, because there are better ways to fund your donation dollars, as has been pointed out by other posters.

    The second reason is that there is a dispute going on between the government of Niue and the companies that control the .nu ccTLD. While both sides have their versions of the story, a telling fact is that the UN recognized government is locked out of their own web site (www.gov.nu). They can be found instead at www.niuegov.com. You will note that the updates on the gov.nu site stopped in October and continue on at the niuegov.com site, which is hosted by a UN agency (UNDP-APDIP to be exact).

    Because of this, I truly doubt that any money spent with the .nu ccTLD registrar will reach the government. The registrar may assist in other ways, but it will not likely be through official channels.

    One version of the dispute between the government and the registrar can be found here.

    1. Re:Niue Gov and .nu ccTLD dispute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Applet menus? Gah. Those people REALLY need a webmaster!

    2. Re:Niue Gov and .nu ccTLD dispute by frost22 · · Score: 1

      what an unfortunate situation.

      I don't sympathize with the NU governement too much, though, because their primary motive seems to be to weed out all pr0n domains under .nu . Which is both utterly nonsensical and will probably sustantially reduce the domain revenues, both because of reduced customer base and runaway enforcement costs.

      Anti pr0n crusades aren't only useless, they are morally corrupt, too.

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      ...and here I stand, with all my lore, poor fool, no wiser than before.
  65. Hmm... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

    G.nu is Not Usable

    ".NU Search Results for "g.nu"
    Your domain name, including ".nu", must contain between 6 and 65 characters. "


    :-/

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    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So try to grab:

      LinuxisntG.nu

      Stallman might already have it.

    2. Re:Hmm... by Glock27 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sadly, someone already grabbed "gnu-g.nu". ;-)

      Sorry!

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      Score: -1 100% Flamebait
    3. Re:Hmm... by jumbo008 · · Score: 1

      G.nu is Not Usable

      That's because it's G-spot, not G-dot.
      Or so I heard.

  66. And this domain was mainly used for? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Christmas Islanders will be scenting a business opportunity...

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    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  67. The really sad part ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is instead of helping these gentle peace loving people:

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2778134a10,0 0. html

    HETA'S VICTIMS: Cathy Alec is dead, found cocooned around her 19-month-old son Daniel who is seriously injured in Auckland Hospital.

    We're spending $166 Billion on a bunch of ingrates in Iraq who's religion advocates war.

    1. Re:The really sad part ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About time you learnt something about that region of the world numb nuts...Islam does not advocate war anymore than Christianity does ie. it can be twisted by those in power to have the desired connotations

      it also doesn't help the situation on the ground much since Saddam was put in power, funded and armed by the US, the french and the english...

  68. Best TLD for pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I couple of years ago I was hunting around for a cheap place to register my domain...I had a poke around the local area (I'm in Australia) and consider Christmas Island, Heard and McDonald Island, and then noticed the Cook Islands was _really_ cheap and thought hey that's neat...turns out the Cook Islands follow the same naming convention as New Zeland and the UK: .ac.ck for ACademic institutions .net.ck for NETwork types

    and then it hit me why they were so cheap... .co.ck for COmpanies

    I'm really surprised that no-one has registerd
    www.big.co.ck etc. :-)

    1. Re:Best TLD for pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone modded this post +1 for "informative", I wasn't expecting it to be modded when I posted it but I would've thought it should've been +1 "funny"

  69. Uh, yeah by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    One person died, but most people lost their homes. That's what they meant by 'lives destroyed'. They lost like everything they own.

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    1. Re:Uh, yeah by arcanumas · · Score: 1
      One person died, but most people lost their homes. That's what they meant by 'lives destroyed'. They lost like everything they own.

      True. But unless their homes were lit by LEDs it still wouln't make the news in Slashdot. :)

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  70. Doesn't add up? by m00nun1t · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article linked talks about $50m worth of damage. I'm assuming it's $NZ as it's a NZ site. That's around $US34m. According to the CIA Factbook there is a population of 2145, but I've heard numbers as low as 1200. Let's assume 2000. Also on the CIA site is a GDP of $US3600 per capita. I read somewhere (can't find a reference) that a few hundred houses were destroyed.

    So, $50m sounds like an awful lot - I'd like to know where that number comes from.

    1. Re:Doesn't add up? by vidarh · · Score: 1

      Nieu receives more than it's GDP per capita in aid from New Zealand each year, and New Zealand also built most of the housing etc. on the island before it became a sovereign nation. Infrastructure is expensive - 34 million USD is well within reach even for an island with that small population.

  71. "winding up the whole country" by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    The story didn't interest me much, but I had to read the article just to try to figure out what on earth that was supposed to mean. Can we try not to use country specific phrases and idioms please? Some of us are stupid Americans. . .

    1. Re:"winding up the whole country" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.... Yes, you are......

      Don't worry, there is hope! It's called "Education" and "Travel". Try it sometime. You might enjoy it?

    2. Re:"winding up the whole country" by DuncMan · · Score: 1

      The United States Of America was well known for creating new and confusing "country specific phrases and idioms" even before that illiterate terrorist buffoon Dubya siezed control. Few things make me as incredulous as Americans trying to tell anyone else how to use English, the language they abuse at every opportunity.

      Every country and culture has it's own traits. Rather than complain about how they're different from yours and expecting the rest of the world to adopt yours, try to learn to understand them. That's the key skill to making a global society work.

    3. Re:"winding up the whole country" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should we make sure every article meets your intellectual requirements?

      See Cyberllama.
      See Cyberllama post.
      Post Cyberllama post!

      Is that more to your liking?

      (Anonymous American who DIDN'T have to read the article to find out what winding down meant)

    4. Re:"winding up the whole country" by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      education yes, travel - possibly not. travel, at least outside of the US is not only expensive, but sometimes just "too damn weird" for a lot of americans.

      education however, is cheap - especially when people seek it out for themselves.

      and learning about the global culture usually leads to a desire to experience it in person.

    5. Re:"winding up the whole country" by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      The United States Of America was well known for creating new and confusing "country specific phrases and idioms.

      And yet I had the courtesy not to use any that might confuse you. How dare I have the unprecendented gall to expect others to show me the same respect I show them?

      . . .even before that illiterate terrorist buffoon Dubya siezed control

      He may be an illiterate terrorist and a buffoon but he is NOT . . . uhm..what was the other thing you said?

      Few things make me as incredulous as Americans trying to tell anyone else how to use English, the language they abuse at every opportunity.

      I've never heard such an arrogant statement made in an attempt to decry someone elses arrogance. So let me clear it up point by point:

      1) I'm not trying to tell anyone how to use English, I'm merely asking that they respect the fact that Slashdot is an international meeting place and try to communicate in a manner which will be less confusing to others.

      2) Americans don't abuse English anymore than anyone else. There is no version of English which can rightfully claim to be more correct than another. The best we can hope for is that we try to find a common ground (which was the point behind my post) that we can all agree upon.

      Every country and culture has it's own traits.

      Really? Cause my major in college was/is Anthropology and I'm pretty sure I remember reading somewhere that every culture was identical to every other culture -- except the British (who have bad teeth).

      Rather than complain about how they're different from yours and expecting the rest of the world to adopt yours, try to learn to understand them. That's the key skill to making a global society work.

      I'm not expecting anyone to adopt to anything. I'm merely asking that I not be forced to learn every local dialect of English and every country-specific idiom in order to understand Slashdot postings.

  72. No, the domain is not at risk. by SEE · · Score: 5, Informative
    Lots of places that aren't formally independent countries have ccTLDs. A very incomplete list to give some examples:

    • .as - American Samoa
    • .bv - Bouvet Island
    • .fk - Falkland Islands
    • .gf - French Guiana
    • .gg - Guernsey
    • .io - British Indian Ocean Territory
    • .pf - French Polynesia
    • .pr - Puerto Rico
    • .tc - Turks and Caicos Islands
    • .um - US Minor Outlying Islands
    • .vg - Virgin Islands (British)
    • .vi - Virgin Islands (USA)

    Even if New Zealand assumes soverign control, Niue will probably retain its ccTLD.

    1. Re:No, the domain is not at risk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe... there's a Norwegian newspaper called VG (Vredens Gnag). I remember they used the .vg domain once.

  73. Changed now by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was there (in 1999) there was talk of the government more or less forcibly changing the registrar in order to change the policies. I don't know if anything happened.

    Changed last year to a free-for-all landgrab with after-the-fact conflict resolution model. Anybody (I don't think you have to be Swedish, even) can register a .se domain.

    In related news, the admins also slashed their domain prices 40% this year due to the overwhelming increase in registered domains. They didn't need as much money to admin the TLD as they were getting.

  74. hmmm, ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, does anyone else notice they are sending HOUSEHOLD CLEANING SUPPLIES? why would they need that? everything was flattened!?

  75. Deleting ccTLDs -- works 2/3 of the time! by mbauser2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, the status of .su is debatable -- IANA froze the domain so that no new .su domains could be created, but it was reopened by .su administrators a few years later, even though IANA & ICANN didn't recognize it as an active TLD. .su still isn't listed on IANA's public list of ccTLDs, but it's listed the in whois.iana.org database because .su's administrators are too stubborn to give up. (The .su root servers are also .ru root servers, which makes them hard to ignore.)

    Using the ccTLD of a "deleted nation" is kind of iffy. The ccTLDs are supposed to be based on ISO 3166-1, and the ISO is allowed to reassign old codes to new nations. If IANA let ccTLDs outlive their nations, they increase the chances of having two claims to one ccTLD. Sooner or later, somebody would get accused of ccTLD-squatting.

    For the record, ccTLDs have been sucessfully dissolved before: .cs in 1995 and .zr in 2001. (Also, I'm told .dd was dissolved when the two Germanies unified, but I'm not sure .dd was ever active to begin with.)

    If the end of Niue's independence led the ISO to drop nu from ISO 3166-1, IANA and ICANN probably would try to freeze or delete .nu, depending on how active it remained and who was willing to keep managing it.

    Keep in mind, though, ISO 3166-1 doesn't require political independence for a region to have a geographic code, because it's still useful for "distant regions" to have their own codes for non-Internet purposes (like air travel and shipping). There are completely uninhabited islands that still have ISO codes! As long as people are living on Niue (and New Zealand doesn't ask for deletion), the ISO will probably leave nu on the list.

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  76. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by fegu · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there ever is a .dc, will someone please call be so I can buy ac.dc before it is taken :)

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    "There is no substitute for thinking" - Bjarne Stroustrup
  77. You're picking on the wrong guy... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Why don't you tell that to the AC who chose to focus on one small part of my original post?

    My point was that New Zealand's financial assistance to Niue in't that great (despite what the person I was originally replying to believed) and that other countries benefit from similar assistance to a much greater extent. Providing an example is hardly straying off-topic.

    It wasn't me who decided to focus on that one example (and thus stray off-topic) but I'll defend my right to explain what I said (and the point that I was trying to make) to ACs and anyone else who can't read English.

    If you want to bust somebody's balls about straying OT, why don't you go bust his instead?

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  78. Good domain for danes by Lars+Clausen · · Score: 1

    In Danish, 'nu' means 'now'. So a fair amount of their income has come from Danish traffic. Too bad about the behaviour problems at .nu TLD mentioned otherwhere.

    -Lars

    1. Re:Good domain for danes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can/could? get a free subdomain from piss.nu, so we registered vil.ikke.ha.noe.piss.nu (We want no piss now/Stop bullshitting me). :P

  79. BODY SMASHED by glyph42 · · Score: 1

    Such a sentimental headline... yikes you guys!

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  80. Two more meanings for nu by thegameiam · · Score: 1

    "nu" in both Hebrew and Yiddish is used as a prompt: "so, nu, hurry up!" "nu, what did she say?"

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    1. Re:Two more meanings for nu by Zoshnell · · Score: 0

      give me .nee, or give me .eckyeckyeckypkangzooboing or give me death!

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  81. Silly Question by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "New Zealand (which still maintains Niue's defense)"

    Alright. So... um... who maintains New Zealand's defense?

    1. Re:Silly Question by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Peter Jackson and the ONE RING.

    2. Re:Silly Question by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

      Alright. So... um... who maintains New Zealand's defense?

      Maybe they have an agreement with Canada?

    3. Re:Silly Question by Stormie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alright. So... um... who maintains New Zealand's defense?

      "God Defend New Zealand" isn't just the national anthem, it's also the defence policy.

    4. Re:Silly Question by Reziac · · Score: 1

      ANZAC :)

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  82. Yes, I read this and was disgusted by fw3 · · Score: 1
    A fair fraction of the 1200 people who live there have had their homes destroyed and /. decides to post an article focusing on the loss of their wifi and the TLD?

    Ohh and that's not the 'geek' mind. Imo/imx most geeks/hackers I know actually have a lives and (gasp} do have a sense of proportion in thier lives. Too bad /. doesn't seem to reflect that.

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  83. Best way to help Niue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    First the Governemnt of Niue is not winning any of its court cases against the .nu. They are presided by NZ judges.

    Secondly, Internet is absolutely free in Niue, except that people are obliged to pay a metered local phone call to the government telecom company, therefore the Wifi network to make it absolutely free.

    Thirdly, .Nu pays several thousands of dollars a month for an 128kb/s (I think) link to the Internet

    Fourthly, the gov did not care about .nu until they saw it was making real money.

    Considering the other stories in the Pacific, will a government run .nu will give free access to the Internet for the people of Niue?

    The best way to help Niue is by directly providing relief support to the Internet User Society of Niue.

    Telecommunication is back to Niue. The Internet may be the last one to recover, because of this fight between gov and .nu

    Read the other side of the story:
    http://www.internetforce.org/tiki/tiki-ind ex.php?p age=Niue

    1. Re:Best way to help Niue by rangi500 · · Score: 1

      The company aidworld is looking at ways of making the internet more accessable to developing countries, "Taking the world wide web world wide". Only 2% of the world's population has Internet access, and in developing countries the bandwidth is often very low and unstable, completely unsuitbale for viewing websites created in weatlthy countries where high bandwidth is taken for granted.

      They have a very interesting low-bandwidth simulator, where you can find out what it's like to have the type of low-speed connection often found in developing countries (such as 0.3 Kbps).

  84. MOD PARENT DOWN, RUBBISH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. "Nu" is not a SCANDINAVIAN word for "now". Norway is in Scandinavia, and "nu" is not a valid word in Norway.
    2. Spel means game, not play. Spela means to play, so "spela.nu" would mean "play.now". IN SWEDISH, not in "Scandinavian"
    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, RUBBISH! by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      In danish nu means now as well, so I had rather expected it to be the same in norwegian bokmaal.

      Since the word is the same in both danish and swedish, I would believe it would be the same in the constructed and now dead language scandinavian.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, RUBBISH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scandinavian is not, and never was, a language.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, RUBBISH! by connorbd · · Score: 1

      Let's see... five languages (six if you count the two variations of Norwegian as separate languages), all derived from Old Norse, three (or four) of which are mutually more or less comprehensible... I think you could debate Scandinavian vs. Danish/Swedish/Norwegian for quite a while on a linguistic basis without ever really reaching an answer satisfactory to everybody. One could argue that the only reason they're considered separate languages at all is for political reasons. (I mean, it's only recently that Serbian/Croatian/Bosnian are considered separate languages -- there's very little difference between those three at all apart from the choice of alphabet.)

    4. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, RUBBISH! by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Oh yes it was. I dont know who invented it or why, but it appeared once in while in the 80s, although it might just have been an intersection of danish and swedish, mostly using words common to both.

      We still use some of it when writing danish cheques. We have to write something like "Tretifem" (Three-ten-five) for 35, but in common danish it would have been "femogtredive" (five and thirty).

    5. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, RUBBISH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is no language called "Scandinavian", period. Just because different languages have the same roots, that does not make them the same language. And the roots of the different languages in the Scandinavian countries was NOT called "Scandinvian". And there CERTAINLY is no "Scandinavian" language today, which is the whole point.

      So shut up foreigner. I was born in Norway, grew up in Sweden, and have now moved to Denmark as an adult. I know what I'm talking about.

  85. Anti-semitism... OLD, OLD, OLD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You keep pulling out the anti-semite card, and anyone who criticizes Israel is an anti-semite and believe in a "Zionist conspiracy". Isn't it ironic that the only ones who ever bring up Zionist conspiracies are brainwashed, politically correct trash who bitch at anyone who DARE to criticize Israel.

    Sure, a tragedy that happened to them more than sixy years ago justifies their own atrocities today and exempts them from any criticism, however valid it might be! That's just the way it is for GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE.

  86. Re:What bothers me most.. by princewally · · Score: 1

    Me too. Niue sucks. There are a bunch of psychic hotlines based there.

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  87. Yeah, except... by cjpez · · Score: 1

    ... the people running the .nu tld were complete and total idiots. I dropped my .nu domain a year after getting it because I didn't want to deal with them anymore. This was back when they were first starting up, though, I suppose, so perhaps they've been doing better as of late.

  88. sobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you assholes, an entire island community wiped out, and all you can do is make stupid jokes. Grow up, /.

  89. Amusing reference to hazard in CIA Fact Book by Rommel · · Score: 2, Funny

    The CIA Fact Book also includes this wonderful and, now topical, nugget about Niue.

    Natural hazards: typhoons

  90. Niue WiFi Network Gone, .nu TLD May Follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Niue loses its "independence" from NZ, that will have no effect on .NU Domain or on the continued registration and management of .nu domain names.

    There are scores of top level domains that have no "country" associated with them including .PR (Puerto Rico), which is a US territory, .AQ (Antarctica), which "belongs" to no country or government, .GM (Guam), a US military base, and .HM (Heard and McDonald Islands), a New Zealand territory near Antarctica which has *no* occupants except penguins.

    Not to mention France's territorial possession located off the coast of Nova Scotia in N. America, .PM, the St. Pierre and Miquelon islands, which uses the Euro as currency and who's residents carry French passports.

    The citizens of Niue have always actually been citizens of NZ (call it joint citizenship if you will), and carry a New Zealand passport - there is no such thing as a Niuean passport, and Niue uses NZ currency and stamps as well, since it has none of its own.

    And, finally, ccTLDs are based on the ISO-3166 code system, which, again is not based on sovereign nationhoood but on geographic location as defined by the ISO code

  91. Why not .ni? by Mario21 · · Score: 1
    The Knights who say Ni!

    ..or I will say Ni! to anyone who disagrees.

  92. Niue was there and will be still there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pacific Islanders have a high level of resilinence.

    Niue was populated thousands of year ago. People from the Pacific do not leave their island like that...

    They were here before
    They will be here after

  93. One person died BUT by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    Apparently EVERYTHING on the island got wiped out. How about if a Hurricane wipes out you town/city, with only 1 casualty but every building destryoed, and all anyone can talk about is weather or not your phone service is down?

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    1. Re:One person died BUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Mount Rainier blew and flattened Seattle and Bellevue, yet almost everyone survived, I wouldn't expect to see it on the front page of Slashdot unless it affected the Westin building (gigaPOP for the entire Pacific Northwest) or the Microsoft (or maybe RealNetworks) HQ.

  94. Re:Oh.nu! (The Libertarian Response) by Cruxus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wah, wah, wah! I guess you and the Government of Niue aren't exactly libertarians. Maybe a shady group of profiteers did usurp Niue's ccTLD: Does that make it right for Niue to take it back? No! It's an axiom of libertarianism that private enterprise is more efficient than the state, and now these genius entrepreneurs have made the .nu ccTLD more profitable than a dinky island nation ever could!

    I'm really tired of all these left-wing radicals coming to Slashdot, telling a sob story to try to persuade everyone that the free market isn't always right. If the Government of Niue were in the right, the market would find a way to correct this error! Don't you see?

    I'll break out of libertarian ideology for a moment, though, and engage in a small amount of socialism: I believe the Government of Niue should be able to apply to the IANA for a new ccTLD, maybe a long ccTLD like .niue as punishment for not protecting their valuable asset in the first place. Note I did not say the IANA has to grant the GON's wish.

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  95. One person died BUT by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    ...just about everything on the island was destroyed. Wodul you like if if your town/city got wiped out by a natural disaster and all anyone could talk about was the fact that the phone service was down?

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  96. Re:Just a novelty...? (Nu C'est Masculin) by Cruxus · · Score: 1

    While it is true that nu means naked in French, it is the masculine, singular form. This would work for domains like homme.nu, I suppose; but it would not be in gender agreement with feminine nouns: belle-femme.nue.

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  97. Yugoslavia, East Germany by harmonica · · Score: 1

    For the record, ccTLDs have been sucessfully dissolved before: .cs in 1995 and .zr in 2001.

    Note, however, that .yu is supposed to be replaced by .cs (ISO 3166-1 changed from yu to cs), but the progress is rather slow.

    (Also, I'm told .dd was dissolved when the two Germanies unified, but I'm not sure .dd was ever active to begin with.)

    According to this Usenet posting (in German) there were a few .dd domains in 1989, but only a year later there was the German reunification, and .dd went away.

  98. Clarification by harmonica · · Score: 1

    Note, however, that .yu is supposed to be replaced by .cs (ISO 3166-1 changed from yu to cs), but the progress is rather slow.

    Sorry. What I really wanted to say (searching for the links somehow made me forget that) - yu to cs is another case of changed ccTLDs, where acceptance of the new code or at least removal of the old one is doubtful. Just like .su where you have a lot of new .ru domains (and domains from other countries that were created after the Soviet Union ceased to exist).

    1. Re:Clarification by ahkitj · · Score: 1

      The most alarming thing to me of the CS ISO code getting unassigned when Czechoslovakia splits into two, then reassigned when Serbia and Montenegro start having an apparent tantrum for it, is that it breaks library cataloguing systems as they use country codes for books and won't be able to distinguish from the two countries if this *really* happens. That and that e-mail addresses are still listed in google for .cs, which could lead to confusion. Not to mention IIRC it breaks the 3166 premise not to reuse codes.

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  99. XOM and nu.xom by elharo · · Score: 1

    I'm currently working on an open source library (LGPL) written in Java called XOM, http://www.xom.nu/. Its package name is nu.xom (a new XML Object Model) and I have registered xom.nu to stay out of the clutches of NSI. Now I'm wondering if I should change that, for reasons of both stability and good karma.

    The only thing I'm sure of after reading this thread, and the references linked from it, is that there are at least two sides to this story, and it's not at all clear to me who, if anyone, is in the right. It's possible the administrators of the .nu domain are scamming greedheads trying to make a buck off a resource they don't own without feeding anything back to the people who do own it. It's also possible they're benevolent men of good will who are trying to provide free Internet access to the entire nation in the face of government demands for bribes. I do not know. In my usual cynical nature, I tend to suspect both sides may well be in the wrong.

    Regardless of who's the good guy and who's the bad guy, I'm not sure I want to get tied up in this dispute. I'm now wondering if nu.xom is an appropriate package and domain name. Would anyone care to comment? If anyone is more familiar with the issues involving the .nu domain name, I'd love to hear about it. Also, would anyone like to suggest a different non-NSI affiliated top-level domain XOM could use? I haven't declared alpha yet, but I'm very close, and I'd prefer not to make such a major change after that point.

  100. Re:Oh.nu! (The Libertarian Response) by hesperant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As much as my love of democracy goes and the capabilities of commerce are strong, This type of ideal is the reason many people hate capitalism.

    What you fail to pay attention to is the fact that Niue is a sovereign country and it's laws differ from ours. This includes it's methods of commerce. If you walk into another country and demand they live by your laws then your the criminal not them. Do they have the right to take back there own Domain? Yes. You have to live by their standards not them by yours. When the net became something for everyone it didn't mean something for everyone who wants to exploit.

    Our own history is rife with these types of exploits, and every single one is considered in an after the fact fashion as callous, cruel, and criminal. So with all politics aside, history has proven this method to be wrong.

    The original poster of this article shows a concern for the state of the country rather than a desire to make a profit, however if this is duplicitous than there is a greater issue at stake and the current plight of this situation would be best served in a court.

    Now, All i see in retaliation is an attack of posters beliefs. By using terms such as liberal and left-wing radicals, in a goal to discredit the poster and not the subject of a post tells me that your more afraid of what the poster represents than the post itself. People who disagree with your form of exploiting economy are considered enemies. Your attack is an effort to keep their views from being heard by reducing the value of them as a person. This is the first rule of debate broken. Never attack a person who disagrees with you, attack their argument. Attacking the person will give you a very temporary victory and damage your whole strategy. If you believe in something than please try to stand on the grounds of your faith in the righteousness of your argument and not on the body of your opponent.

    This being said, what arguments have you other than I am some pink-o, freaky San Francisco marching, anti American, ignoramus, of a (pick some wing) who doesn't see right? To the allegations that this issue needs to come under the scrutiny of a criminal system capable of handling the claim fairly and impartially?

    A countries wealth should benefit the people of the country it is in and not only a national or citizen of a more economically powerful nation. If you want to make a million on a countries resources, then bring the country in question into your profitable position and live by their standards and rules.

    And for Pete's sake. (sorry Pete)Try to have an argument that doesn't make you look like someone who can't defend themselves

    Hesperant

  101. Re:Oh.nu! (The Libertarian Response) by HiThere · · Score: 1

    ???
    I'm trying to decide what that post is. So far my choices are:
    1) You're a real whacko, and actually believe that garbage
    2) You are being subtle, and trying to discredit libertarianism, by exaggerating way you understand it's position to be
    3) You are being subtle, and trying to discredit socialism, by exaggerating the way you understand it's position to be
    4) You're a troll
    5) You're a high school sophmore, or possibly freshman

    These are hard possibilites to disentangle, due to your initial error of presumption: That everything should be done as efficiently as possible. This is something that I can't think of anyone I've ever met believing. And I've known some stupid people with some wierd ideas.

    Sorry if that seems gratuitously snippy, but I can't think of a more polite way to say it.

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  102. Aberdeen man drwned in accident by midgley · · Score: 1

    Is the perhaps apocryphal headline from a local paper - in Aberdeen. The accident was the Titanic sinking. Slashdot's locality is more nebulous, but its interests are still specilalised.

  103. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by djdavetrouble · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did anyone notice that the former name of this Island was Savage Island. This seems like a good time for a futurama and simpsons reference about places with f*dup names.

    Up first, Futurama:
    Leela: Uh, Professor are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
    Farnsworth: Why of course! Its just a name! Like the Death Zone or The Zone Of No Return. All the zones have names like that in The Galaxy Of Terror!
    Leela: Uh, Professor...
    Farnsworth: Off you go, pleasant trip!

    And now, the Simpsons:
    Left FBI Agent: We have places were your family can hide in peace and security, Cape Feare, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...
    Homer: Oooh, Icecreamville!
    L FBI Agent: No, screamville. (Homer screams)

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  104. Re:Oh.nu! (The Libertarian Response) by hesperant · · Score: 0

    So, Let me see if I get this right. You actualy don't have a point on the subject in this post, a single actualy disagreement or opposing position. You merely decided to push the attack on the poster rather than the content of the post. Point proven, thank you for your assistance. Hesperant

  105. Complete list has 98 items with ccTLDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    select name, top_level_domain from countries where top_level_domain is not null and sovereign = 0;

    on this data yields 98 records for non-sovereign countries / territories with top level domains. I can't list them here, neither as text nor as HTML table, because the /. filter doesn't let me.

  106. Why should a TLD change because the country does? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Just because a country changes doesn't mean the TLD has to.

    It is not a technical necessity. It's more a matter of politics.

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  107. Re:Oh.nu! (The Libertarian Response) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmh. Your parody was ALMOST funny. Keep on working on libertarian parody, make it bit more subtle, and it'll be a riot. For now it's just half-way between a troll and insightful for most moderators...

  108. Nu? Vos macht a yid? by AlphaHelix · · Score: 1

    If you were running a Yiddish web site, that would be a perfect TLD.

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  109. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by jelle · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can buy it from the same guy that is selling the brooklyn bridge and parts of the moon.

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  110. Re:Oh.nu! (The Libertarian Response) by kimba · · Score: 1

    So, basically, you are saying that any country's sovereign property is open for any capitalist to take and manage if they are able to make more money from it. Even if they take that property through deception?

    I have a bridge to sell you.

  111. This sounds quite like... by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...what happens to quite a lot of Pacific islands in John Barnes' Mother of Storms .

    Relating to another thread, if global warming is a reality, regardless whether humans have caused it, we may be seeing much more of this kind of thing.

  112. Re:What bothers me most.. by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    A nineteen month old boy is orphaned and severely injured, found under his mother's body where she'd shielded him from the waves that destroyed their house, and all you care about is a bunch of psychic hotline numbers?

    You suck.

  113. Re:What bothers me most.. by princewally · · Score: 1

    I did not say that I read the article. I just reserve a strong dislike(read:hate) for anybody that wants to shelter psychic scamlines.

    I also reserve the right not to grieve for strangers. I feel sorry for the kid, but shit happens. I won't invest my emotions in someone I have never, and probably will never, meet.

    I realize that probably makes me a dick, but I can accept that.

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  114. iama.com.my by nasim · · Score: 1

    is still available to any malaysian slashdotters...

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  115. re: Sovereignity? Nah. by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what sovereignity has to do with how a TLD is used outside the boundaries of a state.

    I'm sure that the government can attempt to legislate how the internet works within their borders, but since all of the relevant DNS information is located on servers elsewhere in the world, as well as the vast majority of all internet users, they're kinda up shit creek without a paddle.

    Unlike conventional resource-pillaging, the value of a TLD isn't 'in' a country. It's an arbitrary construct which derives meaning from the value that the internet as a whole assigns to that TLD.

    Hell, I'd argue that if anyone is ripped off by enterpreneurs buying TLDs, it's the organization which assigns TLDs in the first place, and in this case Niue and the enterpreneur collaborated in ripping them off.

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  116. Oh my gawd!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You found me!!!

    I happen to live right in front of waterbed.nu in Rotterdam...

  117. Niue is not the smallest independent state... by willll · · Score: 1

    ... in the world as the article says. First of all, it is not an independent state. It is a self-governing territory in free association with New Zealand. This relationship is similar to that between Puerto Rico and the United States. Secondly, a number of real independent nations are smaller than it such as the Holy See, Monaco, San Marino, Nauru, Tuvalu (home of the .tv TLD), Liechtenstein, and the Marshall Islands.

  118. Way to miss a joke, dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  119. Re:Tons of things you never cared to know about Ni by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    Don't forget:

    Man: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. [to Lisa] Don't worry, it's just a name.
    [Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters]
    Lisa: He said it was just a name!
    Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

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  120. Re: Sovereignity? Nah. by hesperant · · Score: 1

    You have a few good points.
    The big question is what can we consider as belonging to a nation and what is not. When you use a nations name, are you responsible for the proceeds to the country? There is such issue with this type of problem in copy write law and infringement.

    At issue, the holder of .NU might have received rights to the name under false pretenses and in this case, the country does indeed have a right to dispute a claim on the naming. Regardless of who started the process by using the name you imply ownership of the resource.

    Many poor schmoe's lost out because of this very concept. Work hard to build your name then have it taken away because someone else has a similar name and more money to sue with. I digress.

    The big key is how far can something like this go?
    I personal get angry when a subculture is exploited even in a minor way, and feel that duplicitous acts such as the start of this thread should have consequences.

    Why doest the owner of the .nu just sue the country for the name because they aren't really using it. Now this is an extreme, but not out of the realm of possibility.

    Hesperant

  121. Re:Will the last to leave please turn off the ligh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, if I had the cash, I'd offer to buy the entire country, lock stock and soaking barrels.

    As the owner and untoppleable leader of an entire country, there's got to be a lot of fun legal freedoms open to you. Travel around under diplomatic immunity. Set up an embassy in your favorite other country and live there for most of the year. Operate under whatever tax (and other) laws you feel like.

    Heck, turn the place into a tax haven and live off the profits. Walk around telling the RIAA and DMCA-loonies that their rules don't apply to you.

    What else can you think of?

  122. As the owner of a fairly successful .nu site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am worried about this. That paper was very one-sided, but it made serious allegations. I would like to see the .nu domain owners post some kind of rebuttal on their site for my peace of mind and that of other .nu owners.

    As far as the .nu domain going away if Niue ceases to exist, that would seem less likely to happen if .nu has as little connection to Niue as this paper claims.

    1. Re:As the owner of a fairly successful .nu site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The paper is a pack of lies. Go to www.niue.nu and read what the manager of (not the "owner" of - no owns a TLD) the .nu ccTLD has been doing in Niue to keep the internet up and running - even after the cyclone - and you'll see how close the connection is between the authorized manager of the .nu domain and the Internet users of Niue. They are on the ground and doing things to put the services back together even today. At any rate, the domain name is not going to be disappearing any time soon ....

  123. Wouldn't http://slash.dot be more fun? by rs79 · · Score: 1

    I mean, really.

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  124. Closing the country down by DrHyde · · Score: 1

    The idea that Niue (or however the bloody place is spelt) will have to close because it might have only 500 people left is ridiculous. There are smaller places, and they're viable. Pitcairn, for example, has a population of "less than 50" (source: World Factbook 2002). The people are largely subsistence farmers, with most of the island's revenue coming from the sale of postage stamps.

  125. We've been trolled. by Arker · · Score: 1

    Obviously we've been trolled. However the troller is better than I thought. I checked up on it, and the 'standard' norwegian word for now is n*oa* with the *oa* being replaced of course with the proper 'a with an o on top' character that for some reason slashdot won't print whether I enter it directly or use html escape codes for. One of the fairly rare cases where Norwegian disagrees with both Danish and Swedish usage.

    Nonetheless, the line about there being no such language as Scandinavian is clearly crud. I've been to two linguistics conferences up here, and I haven't met a single linguist that would disagree that Swedish/Danish/Norwegian are dialects of Scandinavian, in scientific terms if not political ones. People from all three countries converse in their native languages and understand each other fine (although there are the occasional jokes, particularly about the Danes with their glottalisations.) Even I, with my limited Swedish, can and have communicated with Danes and Norwegians just fine without resorting to English. The differences between spoken Swedish Danish and Norwegian don't seem to be any more drastic than between many dialects of spoken English - but of course the written forms tend to converge in English and diverge in Scandinavia.

    BTW, the 'reconstructed and now dead language' would be Old Norse, and it's so close to modern Icelandic that I know a few linguists would argue it's not, in fact, dead. But it is significantly different from the language(s) spoken in Scandinavia today, in particular it preserves a rich inflectional system that's almost completely extinct in modern Swedish/Norwegian/Danish.

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  126. Wireless has been down since last year by ahkitj · · Score: 1

    It's been down due to frequency licensing problems since around October, apparently as a result of cajoling from the (IIRC) organisation supplying them with (IIRC) the Internet feed to some if not all of the wireless points. As for the .nu ccTLD possibly being hijacked by Americans, it may be that Americans 'power' the backend, but I personally know at least one of the Internet Users Society Niue people living on Niue, and I know for a fact that real Niuean residents (i.e. New Zealanders and long term residents; all Niueans being New Zealanders as part of their independence/free association deal) actually administer it. Administration and Technical backends should not be confused. Incidentally, on a related subject, quite a lot of .nu sites based on Niue itself (I assume so as a large number of websites has gone down), such as Stafford's excellent Weekly Niue News (the mailing list archives have a later copy than what Google has), so there's no independent news written by a local Niuean at the moment. :( (Hence why a lot of links here are to Google, BTW.)

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  127. Re:The Libertarian Response (100% Right!) by Cruxus · · Score: 1

    Somebody award this brilliant man a prize!

    2) You are being subtle, and trying to discredit libertarianism, by exaggerating [the] way you understand it's [sic] position to be

    Yes!

    3) You are being subtle, and trying to discredit socialism, by exaggerating the way you understand it's [sic] position to be

    Yes, my exaggerated libertarian persona is trying to do a poor job at discrediting a rival ideology.

    4) You're a troll

    That hurts! You're right again, though. I guess it was more than a bit of a troll. The problem was I hadn't seen any stupid libertarian responses to this article yet that invoked the sanctity of the free market.

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  128. It's Nauru, not Niue, that did the money launder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard an interesting article on NPR in the US about NAURU (also a Pacific island nation) as being the center of money laundering. you can check it out at thisamericanlife.org -- they have a search engine

  129. First person story about .nu by es231 · · Score: 1

    Hi all:

    Those who are interested in learning about the history and development of .nu in a first-person story by Rich StClair, the man who built the network, should pick up a book I edited called "Addressing the World: National Identity and Internet Country Code Domains" (Rowman & Littlefield, 2003)

    The book looks at the history and development of several codes, including the interplay between Sweden's .se and Niue's .nu. (as well as the US's .us, China's .cn, Chile's .cl, India's .in, Malaysia's .my, Moldova's .md, East Timor's .tp, Australia's .au and Swaziland's .sz)

    I recognize there is dispute among certain groups about the commercial interests in the .nu domain, but I found it really interesting working with StClair on his chapter and I think that his vision to use the code as a public service is both credible and consistent thoughout.

    For those who are interested, the book's companion website is http://www.addressingtheworld.info

    Erica
    Erica Wass

  130. Shut up, foreigner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is no language called "Scandinavian", period. Just because different languages have the same roots, that does not make them the same language. And the roots of the different languages in the Scandinavian countries was NOT called "Scandinvian". And there CERTAINLY is no "Scandinavian" language today, which is the whole point.

    So shut up foreigner. I was born in Norway, grew up in Sweden, and have now moved to Denmark as an adult. I know what I'm talking about.

    The word for "now" in Norwegian is "naa", or "na", with a circle above the A. There is no "oa" in Norwegian.

    And it is crap that everyone understands each other. Swedes have difficulties understanding Norwegian because they aren't as exposed to the language. Norwegians understand Swedish well because they watch Swedish TV.

    Read this, ignorant fool: THERE IS NO, AND NEVER WAS A, LANGUAGE CALLED "SCANDINAVIAN"

  131. Other side of the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to this article, Niue shut down the wireless network because it was interfering with the government's ability to gouge citizens with insanely expensive phone service.