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  1. Re:Courtroom Whores on Web Geniuses Or Web Dimwits? · · Score: 1

    "If you ask enought experts, you can confirm any opinion or theory."

    Not sure who said it, but it's valid IMHO.


    So how many experts did we go through to get that one? ;-)

    Soko

  2. Re:He is 1/2 write on Human Species May Split In Two · · Score: 1

    Humans will evolve to live in the sea, and with the pressure and gravity difference of other worlds. We will adapt and evolve as our environments dictate, and if technology eventually permits we will actually rewrite our own genetic code to suit our whims.

    *blink*

    /Reads subject again

    *blink*

    I dearly hope you're not the DNA wright rewriting our genetic code, since you'll likely not get it "write", right?

    /runs away

    Soko

  3. Free Online on Molecules Manipulated with Lasers · · Score: 3, Informative

    The article in science was where I caught this initially though it doesn't seem to be free anywhere online.

    Google News has a few.

    Soko

  4. Re:Template for MS Slashdot Articles on Microsoft Sponsors Antiphishing Bakeoff · · Score: 1

    More like "Microsoft did something right, but thier marketing department is pushing it to be way better than everything else in technically questionable ways."

    I'd add "Again." to the end of that, myself.

    Soko

  5. The whole thing? on Your Life On a Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Doing this would bring new meaning to the terms "Blue Screen Of Death" (death unseen coming from above), "Kernel Panic" (playing with things you shouldn't) and "ABEND" ("Hello Darwin Award!!").

    Soko

  6. Re:General thoughts.... on How to Cheat at Managing Information Security · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess - you're a sysadmin, right?

    I agree that most security officers don't know jack about what patches are truly needed and why, just that they are needed to reduce the risk to business continuance. IOW, they are liasons to the people who have other things to do besides deploy updates and who need to learn why sysadmins would ban those bloody sticky notes from any office with a PC in it.

    They are business people, not IT people, so stop treating them as such.

    Soko

  7. Patented Buzzzzzzzzzz words! on IBM Adopts Open Patent Policy · · Score: 0

    Hey, I'll patent a method whereby any business process or product is instantly made better by pre-pending the word "Open" in front of it! OpenAIX! OpenWindows! I'll be rich!

    *Evily twists moustache*

    Ummm.. whatsat?

    *Looks at prior art from SCO*

    Ewwwww... Maybe IBM is right.

    Soko

  8. Avast, ye swabs - I need me Pirate name on Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, Me Hearties · · Score: 1

    Arrr, ye olde server hostin' yon quiz has been sent to Davey Joneses Locker. Any of ye scurvy dogs have a 'patch' te keep it afloat until we're done plunderin' her? Arrrr

    Soko

  9. Re:We're doing this... on "How to Talk Like a Pirate" Film · · Score: 1

    Here be some insperation fer ye, matey:

    http://www.bash.org/?9081

  10. Re:Are you sure? on Former MS Security Strategist Joins Mozilla · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure Microsoft has a Security Department. They're the nice people who, after you've quit MS to go work at a rival orginisation, walk you from your former office, out the front door and past Steve Balmers office window. Just watch for well aimed office chairs...

    Soko

  11. Re:I'll save you all the trouble on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After 6 months of internet hype, "I'm TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!", plain and simple. I'll wait for the DVD, thanks.

    Soko

  12. Re:Dude! on Dell Issues Laptop Battery Recall · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, you bought a bomb!

    Now, why did I first read that as "Dude, you bought a bong!" ?

    Soko

  13. Hoboy. on Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Houston, we have a problem..."

    Soko

  14. Re:vs Apple on Microsoft Encouraging OEMs to Beautify Computers · · Score: 1

    Hey, you forgot:

    *Chair flies through window
    Dear Mike, let's set so double the killer delete select all!

    Slashdot. Trying to create the next AYBABTU meme since 2001.

    Soko

  15. Re:Hmm... on EFF Case Against AT&T To Go Forward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is that like "if you have nothing to hide, you won't object to surveillance"? Seriously, poor government!

    No, it's not like that. It's more like this:

    "If you have been truthful to previous investigaters about your involvement in this, you won't mind us investigating your pal over here for any wrong-doing on his part."

    The US Govt. tried to have the case against AT&T thrown out - not a case against itself. It's quite a diffrent matter.

    Soko

  16. Re:Sneer if you like on Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your statement is inherently true - Microsoft takes care of it's devs (The VS product line is normally stellar in quality and ease of use) unless, of course, you're a dev in competition with them. Then you get to deal with closed formats, random API changes and, in the case of GPL software devs, licensing that benefits them at your expense. Oh, you can become a compeditor of thiers at any time - as soon as they see you're making some serious money and/or stratecically covet your market segment.

    OK, Microsoft can do ths if they want, but it hurts the industry when Microsoft can tell devs what, for whom and how to develop software, or suffer destruction at thier hands. (Unlees you're IBM or Oracle sized, and have enough resources to fight back.)

    Soko

  17. Re:Doing the job well? on Lawsuits Fly Over Google Founders' Party Plane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, his lawsuit defense will never fly. I'm sure it'll crash and burn in the courts...

    Soko

  18. Re:Awkward! on Handheld Device Reads Printed Words to the Blind · · Score: 2, Funny

    That may also indicate why he went blind in the first place...

    Soko

  19. Re:Mother Nature on Interstate Highway System: 50th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    Think for a second. The freeway system quite possibly prevented the need for several highway systems hodge-podged across your country. IOW, one big system to handle the traffic, obviating the need of more land taken up by several roads going to the same place.

    In Ontario, Highway 11 (part of the Trans Canada highway from Barrie, north of Toronto, to North Bay on Lake Nippissing) has been widened from 2 lanes to 4 in order to keep some side roads from being used, as the highway does get a bit jammed up once or twice a year. I read somewhere that the Ministry of Transportation and the Ministry of the Environment agreed that the Hwy 11 lands were already designated as a thoroughfare, and that the surronding country side should be protected from excessive traffic, so they used a bit more land for Hwy 11 in order to protect the rest.

    Better highway, less traffic and less pressure on the surrounding country side - an all-around win, I say.

    Soko

  20. Re:How about... on Study Says Coffee Protects Against Cirrhosis · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll get my whiskey, smokes and coffee when... err...

    Let's rephrase that.

    Try and take them away, and I'll get my whiskey, smokes and coffee back out of your cold dead hands.

    Soko

  21. Re:Her master's voice? on Rosen Believes RIAA is Wrong about P2P Lawsuits · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since this seems to stand in direct contradiction with everything we (or, at least, I) thought about her in the past, does that mean that Rosen, like any other CEO, will do whatever they think their current employer needs, regardless of personal opinion about it?

    That's pretty much a CEOs JOB, friend, to further the interests of the people investing in thier company no matter what. Google and Canonical are exceptions, where having a social concience is not considered a liability. Usually the question "Am I doing he right thing" is followed by "for the company". It depends on whether your self worth is tied to being a good CEO, or being a good regular standard issue human.

    I got out of management when I realised that I would have to someday fire people who were no longer useful to the comapany. Having to tear apart one persons life so the rest would have a stronger company to work for scared the hell out of me - I doubt I'd of had the stomach for it. I'd therefore make a poor CEO, in the eyes of investors, anyway.

    Soko

  22. Mod parent Informative, please on Windows Servers Beat Linux Servers · · Score: 1

    Thank you - that pointed out that it's a Yankee/SunBelt survey.

    SunBelt Software has always been dependant on Microsoft (through value adds to MS products) for revenue, so thier sponsorship of this survey casts it into a questionable light. I call this a fairly well disguised attempt at spreading marketing instead of a scientifically done survey.

    Soko

  23. Re:Dude what happened to your cat? on Cleopatra the Electronic Home Attendant · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never mind that, I'd like to know how he put an ip address in his cat, and why he'd do such a thing...

    ping fluffy.lmacg.net

    Pinging fluffy.lmacg.net [127.127.1.25] with 32 bytes of data:

    Request timed out.
    Request timed out.
    *MROWR*
    Reply from : 127.127.1.25 bytes=32 time=900ms TTL=2520
    Request timed out.

    Ping statistics for :
            Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 1, Lost = 3 (75% loss)

    Soko

  24. Re:Did any bombs go off... on Dan Geer's Monoculture Bomb Goes Off · · Score: 1

    What you're implying is that people would be OK if they just switched to something else? And how is that different from Word? I can count the number of applications I've seen that are *truly* database and OS-agnostic. I'd like to see "everyone" switch phpBB or whatever from MySQL to Postgres in an afternoon. Too difficult... no different from switching from MS OFfice to OpenOffice, except probably in scale.

    Not the point at all. The point is that you CAN migrate away from $INSECURE_DATABASE_VENDOR if you decide they've cost you too much/made you look bad/pissed you off somehow, with little to no loss in functionality. No, most apps aren't truly DB agnostic, but thay can be made to be that way with not too much pain - and with Perl (and others) it's only the DB specific parts that need be changed (DBI rocks). Can anyone re-write phpBB for Postgres by flipping a switch? No, but one rev later MySQL could be replaced with ease.

    With your data locked in a .DOC box, there's little chance of duplicating the functionality required in order to get the same data out as what went in. Note that some of this data is asthetic and subjective in nature - only Word can make a .DOC re-appear exactly as the user first remembers it. What do we migrate to that can reliably and exactly re-produce .DOC files? OOo does a pretyy good job, but falls flat on it's splash-screen with a lot of Word documents. There is no equivelent .DOC parser/renderer/printer to Word. Postgres/Oracle/DB2/MSSQL/MySQL all have a similar functionality set, so they can reproduce the data the user wants with a lot more certainty.

    Your point is cogent, but is a little tangental to the authors point - unless there is more than one method capable of exactly (within reason) re-producing the data the user wants from the bits in storage, we have a monoculture - and that can be a bad thing.

    Soko

  25. Re:Leader? on CNN Sits Down With Linus Torvalds · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also, Linus is more suit and general public friendly than RMS will ever be.


    Congrats. You are now our current leader in the " Understatment of the Year " competition. Winner to be announced when ESR actually matters again.

    Soko