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  1. Quick question. on SCO Roundup · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm considering short-selling SCOX stock on Tuesday. Bad idea? Good idea? Thoughts, please. I don't particularly feel like blowing through more money on the market.

  2. So... on How Everyday Things Are Made · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...it's a live action How Stuff Works? Neat.

  3. Note to mods: on Four Core Processor to Bring Tera Ops · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You modded up a user named ADOLF HITROLL?
    As a Jewish person, and as a human being, I am deeply offended. Mod me down, if you will... but this is wrong, people.

  4. But... on Blocker Tags to Protect Privacy From RFID Tags · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just remember to take off your RFID blocker watch before trying to get on a plane. Try explaining THAT to airport security:
    You: "It's a watch that protects my privacy from the invasive government by sending out waves of non-dangerous radiation!"
    Them: "Terrorist!"
    You: "But it's just radio wa-wahhhhhhh!" *getting taken away in handcuffs*

  5. Am I the only one who... on Learning to Say No in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    immediately thought of Milton in Office Space upon seeing the title of this topic?

    "... I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire. "

  6. Well... on Brazilian Government Continues Push For Free Software · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Brazilian Government Continues Push For Free Software
    So... all M$ would have to do would be to distribute free copies of their software to the Brazilian government in order to solve this, correct?
    If I were Ballmer and Co., I would take this as opportunity to nip this in the bud. But I'm not evil. [sarcasm] And I hope that M$ doesn't read this and steal my idea... because you just know that they've never done this before. [/sarcasm]

  7. Re:Patents are here to stay on Software Patent Demonstrations Taking Off · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let us not forget that Free (as in speech) is what we are still fighting for.
    I don't know about you, but personally, I'm fighting for Free (as in beer) beer.

  8. Oh no! on Software Patent Demonstrations Taking Off · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Would SCO's patents would become worthless? Poor Darl McBride... what would become of him?

    *dodges barrage of tomatoes*

    Sheesh! Tough crowd. ...I take it this is the wrong website to try to garner pity for the beleaguered CEO.

  9. Re:Yeah... on NTT Verifies Diamond Semiconductor Operation At 81 GHz · · Score: 1

    It was a commentary on all of the ways that people cite for diamonds being inexpensive.

  10. Yeah... on NTT Verifies Diamond Semiconductor Operation At 81 GHz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Like computer prices aren't high enough already.

    (This is humor. Yeah, I know: "Diamond cartel! Not actually expensive! Industrial diamonds cheap!" Mod me (-1, Unfunny). Not (-1, Stupid).)

  11. Carmack!!! on European Shuttle Program Update · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where is John Carmack to explain this to us when we need him? Why have you left us, Carmack?
    WHY??? ::weeps over keyboard::

  12. On behalf of all coffee-drinking programmers: on How About A Cup Of The Answer To Everything? · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is this "tuh-eee" you speak of?

  13. Note to self: on E-Pass Can Resue Patent Case Against Palm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Patent "Utilizing the Bathroom in a Manner Such that Feces is Deposited." Pooping is profitable!

  14. Yes... on Cindy Smart Knows Better Than To Say Naughty Words · · Score: 1

    Did you realize a beowulf cluster of these things COULD RULE THE WORLD? ...and they could abolish bad language while they're at it.
    Feeeeeeeeear Cindy Smart! Feeeeeeear her and her evil army of doll clones!

    (Thank you, Slashdot, for not having -1, Insane.)

  15. Mark of the Beast, Part 2! on Gillette Pulls RFID Tags In UK Amid Protests · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah... if you think Luddite ultra-right-wing militia men are paranoid right now, wait until RFID becomes widespread. UPC codes will become a relic of the past in their conspiracy theories.

  16. Re:protest on Gillette Pulls RFID Tags In UK Amid Protests · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eyes have the potential problem of a thief scanning your house to see what you have inside. Slashdotters unite! We must band together to ban optic nerves!

  17. Re:Are there any good uses? on Gillette Pulls RFID Tags In UK Amid Protests · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When used correctly, and in the right hands (if such a thing exists), it's a relatively non-intrusive technology. Yeah, it's a moderate violation of civil liberties -- but there's always freedom of choice. And honestly, having RFID tags is less invasive than a bag checker at the door, don't you think?

  18. Re:The problem with ideas like this.... on Japan's Proposed 30-Year Robot Program · · Score: 1

    "Imagine a being that had equal or greater intelligence to a fifteen year old, but with the knowledge and life experience of a fifty year old!" I'd expect Telomerase research to be a more viable way of achieving this.

  19. Re:Why do we kill Kenny? Because he's poor. on Gov't Proposes Massive Homeless Tracking System · · Score: 1

    But I wonder -- if Linux is used to program these ear tags, will Darl McBride own the entire homeless population?
    He could form an army! Oh no!

    (Good for SCOX stock price, bad for us.)

  20. In recent news: on Networking the Redwoods · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO sued all trees for their use of "open-source" software, which is by definition the property of said company.
    In a suit paralleling this one, SCO also sued all of humanity for intaking the air that was produced by biological plant-based systems that utilized code in violation of SCO's terms of agreement.

  21. Re:Taking the wind out of their sails... on SCO: FSF Reply To GPL Claims, Conference Sponsors Back Off? · · Score: 1

    You can't because of the DMCA. No reverse-engineering, foo'!

  22. Re:Another interesting math problem on No Magic In A Knight's Tour · · Score: 1

    Do you rely on works of fiction for all your mathematics? If so, we're all human batteries that defy the laws of thermodynamics..

  23. Re:Welcome ! on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 1

    Yes, but are you a The Simpsons watcher?

  24. Actually... on Medal of Honor Linux Beta Released · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's $699!!
    [insert SCO-related joke here, along the lines of "In United States, SCO sues YOU!", but funnier]

    Mmm... gotta love the warmth of my karma burning. Feels good on a cold night.

  25. Actually... on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 1, Troll

    SCO is claiming patent rights to sex. It's a MERE $699 to ensure that you are not in violation of their policies in order to engage in intercourse.

    And, uhm... in Soviet Russia, sex watches YOU! ...first post?

    (-5, Troll... yeah I know. My karma is on fire. But I found it funny.)