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  1. Re:Perhaps... on India Plans Moon Mission by 2008 · · Score: 0, Troll

    That is GENIUS, people. That might be the most accurate and biting social commentary I've heard in years.
    Caste systems BLOW monkeys. Innocent monkeys.

  2. Perhaps... on India Plans Moon Mission by 2008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They can just take one of those nuclear weapons from their ongoing cold war with Pakistan, strap it onto a chimp's back and let 'er fly!
    Now, I'm not a rocket scientist, but that sounds pretty feasible.

  3. Re:Isn't water denser than ice?? on Global Warming To Leave North Pole Ice-Free · · Score: 1

    It was an AOL commercial. And an annoying one at that.

  4. Well... on Identity Theft Countermeasures? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Something similar happened to me, when someone changed their name to exactly the name of my father, and our credit reports got mixed up. (They lived in the same town, so it was odd.) All it took was a call to the credit company to get it straightened out, but we need to call occasionally to make sure that the credit gets fixed. 'das all.

  5. Re:CRAZY EDDIES SOJ STORE! on A Real Living With Virtual Goods · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't trust Crazy Eddie if I were you.

  6. I would trust IBM... on GPL in Court - Good or Bad? · · Score: 1

    After all, they're bigger than U.S. Steel!

    (The Godfather Part II reference... and it actually makes sense, if you've seen the movie.)

  7. Asking /. readers for help... on GnuCash - A Call For Help · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it sounds good in theory, but really, all you're gonna get is "In Soviet Russia, MONEY watches YOU!" comments and goatse.cx links hidden in the code.

  8. Gee golly! on FreeBSD Ports Tricks · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a good thing that SCO isn't claiming ownership to ALL Unix variants... otherwise they'd have to call it 699DollarsBSD!

  9. As an engineering student... on Too Much Tech Diminishes Work Relationships? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think that being "very lonely, depressed, negative, anti-social, brilliant people" is caused by the electronics. We're just drawn to the stuff BECAUSE we're very lonely, depressed, negative, anti-social, brilliant people.
    But hey, what do I know, I'm just a very lonely, depressed, negative, anti-social, brilliant Engineering student.

  10. I know what this is: on Windows 95 in 4.47MB · · Score: 4, Funny

    PicoBSD made EVIL!

  11. Re:Find a professor you trust... on Disclosure of Major Software Exploits by Students? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, every time I hear "quid pro quo," I can't help but think of this 8-bit Theater strip.

  12. Isn't this a LITTLE ironic? on Jesus Castillo, Supreme Court, And Free Speech · · Score: 1

    I mean... they're really making an example out of JESUS in the name of decency and being good Christians. Morality for the sake of our good religious children. So let's jail JESUS!
    (Have I made my point?)

  13. Re:The real question is: on Sinclair's Answer To The Segway · · Score: -1, Troll

    No... the REAL question is would it make Dean Kamen clean Steve's soiled pants in order for him to denounce it.

  14. Re:Immigrants: Traitors Among Americans on Former Intel Engineer Pleads Guilty To Taliban Aid · · Score: 1

    You are well-spoken. You are also clearly intelligent. But you are a blatant racist. Can there not be a patriotic immigrant? You, sir, may be smart... but you are also an idiot.

  15. Re:And in a recent announcement... on SCO Targets US Government, TiVo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Insightful, yes. Informative, no.

  16. Re:And in a recent announcement... on SCO Targets US Government, TiVo · · Score: 1

    Whoever modded this up informative is on crack. IT'S A JOKE, PEOPLE! See... a parody of the RIAA... see?

  17. Re:not even 1 post yet on Bob The Builder Gets A Personality Transplant · · Score: 0

    Actually, I'm surprised that /. didn't take down the ENTIRE Geocities server. :-D

  18. Oh no! on Sundance Online Film Fest Call For Entries · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No machinima category! Or does that count as animation? Seriously, they're bound to bore /. readers without a machinima category. (Or some sort of IP-related lawsuit to rant about.) But seriously, will the technology ever progress enough to be seriously considered? And MORE seriously, will SOMEONE please come up with a better name than machinima? Gah!

  19. Re:Another way to look at it on There Is No Single Instant In Time · · Score: 1

    Parallel universes imply running in parallel to each other. And if you define the universe in a standard Euclidian fashion, yeah. That is what it is. A bunch of big 3D planes updating infinitely fast. Time is a dimension, chum.

  20. Groundbreaking? on There Is No Single Instant In Time · · Score: 0, Troll

    Allow me to quote the title: "Ground-breaking work in understanding of time; Mechanics, Zeno and Hawking undergo revision" I don't understand what the hell he's talking about. Either I'm not as smart as I think I am, or he's BSing his way through this. Zeno's theories are pretty well-established, you know "Man is walking across a road, if you keep on dividing the time intervals, he'll never get there." This Lynds seems to just be restating the theory with some fancy terms. I wouldn't be surprised if this were another Alan Sokal or, even worse for the realm of physics, Bogdanov brothers type of work.

  21. Re:They are criminals! on Cyber Sleuths vs. Secret Networks · · Score: 1

    You are correct on that last statement. But that's all.
    As far as driving without your seatbeat deserving the death sentence, that's unnecessary. Let them dig their own graves.
    And furthermore, not only is it legal to not watch commercials, but it is illegal to tape a show and fast forward through the commercials. So long as you are not showing the video tape in a non-private (commercial) area.

  22. Whoa! on Another Beer Please · · Score: 1

    An INTENTIONAL dupe. I'm impressed.
    "This hit the news over a year ago, but we didn't have the technical details. "

  23. Greater Importance on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It brought distributed computing to the forefront of media attention and to many user's desktops. For that, I give it credit.

  24. Oh no! on The RIAA's Hit List Named · · Score: 4, Funny

    Joan Jett is going to jail! "joanjett@Kazaa"

  25. Well, if it's like the Nigerian "scam"... on Australian Linux User Group Fights Back Against SCO · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then I'm all for it! I just collected my $23 million dollars from the Nigerian government last week! I mean, seriously, what is there not to believe about such an offer? Now I'm all in favor of SCO! Maybe they'll give me ANOTHER $23 million! So I can buy some overpriced movie tickets! Boo MPAA ! (+5 Anti-MPAA)