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  1. They, of course, neglected... on U.S. Lists Web Sites as Terrorist Organizations · · Score: 2, Funny

    goatse.cx. Now, if that's not a TERROR-ist site, what on earth is?

  2. Actually, the world's largest machine... on Electric Grid is a Vast Machine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would imply that there's some sort of net work (read net_work, not network) being done. The electric grid spanning the continent produces no net power because of the consumption taking place. Yes, individually the plants are machines, but taking the composite grid into perspective, it is no longer a machine.
    Sorry. I like arbitrary semantics.

  3. Simple. on New SANS/FBI Top 20 List · · Score: -1, Troll

    The #1 internet vulnerability is Windows.

  4. But... on Vanu Replacing Cell Tower Equipment With PCs · · Score: -1, Troll

    Will "sudo rm -rf" will delete my phone?

  5. Midi-chlorians! on The Pace and Proliferation of Biological Technologies · · Score: 1

    "Which technology will be the first to threaten, or save, or improve, or inconvenience, our lives: biotechnology (gene sequencing/synthesis, retroviral agents, protein analysis/design) or nanotechnology (borg nanoprobes in our blood)? "
    Actually, midi-chlorians have already ruined a good 3 hours of my life.

  6. Open source biology: on The Pace and Proliferation of Biological Technologies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't Heidi Fleiss have a doctorate in the field?

  7. Oh YEAH! on TV's Tipping Point · · Score: 3, Funny

    "but instead will resemble more of a kaleidoscope"
    Oh, yeah. Just what I want.
    Just when TV was getting crappy enough (all reality shows, all the time), now it'll make me physically dizzy. THANKS, genius executives.

  8. Low-key burning man? on Three-wheeled Wireless Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like the premise for a bad Kids in the Hall sketch, with one of the gang on fire and acting totally low-key about it. Either that, or I'm amazingly sleep deprived.
    Mod with your heart, not your intellect!

  9. Well... on Software Fashion · · Score: 1

    I always outfit my software in khakis, loafers, a short-sleeve button-down shirt sand a pocket-protector. Talk about SFVs!

  10. You know, this actually works: on 2003 MacArthur 'Genius Grant' Winners Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our genius overlords.

  11. First... on 2003 MacArthur 'Genius Grant' Winners Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    They turn me down for a Nobel.
    Then they turn me down for an Ig Nobel.
    Now, the Genius Grant passes me over.
    Why don't I get some recognition for my first-hand studies on the effects of sleep deprivation due to intense Slashdot reading? Dear Lord, WHY???

  12. Well... on And They Shall Know You By Your Books · · Score: 1

    They already know me by the trail of my dead. So I'm kinda screwed anyway.

  13. Alcohol, Tobacco, and SPAM? on Australian Spam Bill Not So Good After All? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spam laws are kind of like the US gun control laws. They're all fine and dandy, but until the existing laws are enforced, they really mean nothing. And the greater restrictions probably just annoy law-abiding citizens.
    (Now, I'm all in favor of gun control. Just not more legislation until the ATF actually does something.)

  14. In other news... on TRON Enters Alliance With Microsoft · · Score: 1

    The classic arcade game "Discs of Tron" has been renamed "Discs of SELLING OUT."

  15. Oh, I don't worry about that. on Group Asks Gov't to Crack Down on Product Placement · · Score: 4, Funny

    I use my TIVO(c) DVR and I can fast forward through any of those annoying commercials. Did I mention that I love my IKEA(c) bed? It's so comfortable.
    Now, let me finish typing this on my APPLE(c) Powerbook G4.

  16. Yes. on Have You Personally Used an Honest Head Hunter? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Duane "Dog" Chapman was pretty good for me. See?

  17. 838! on Few Takers For RIAA's "Clean Slate" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And how many of them will be sued next year after lapsing back into their MP3 addictions? Hmmmm...

  18. Well, I must say... on Major Problems with Cingular Network · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's a shock... I mean, the fact that the quality's bad. Really, a company that spends a great deal of money on advertising producing a poor product?

  19. Re:No quicktime trailer on Fanimatrix - The Matrix Re-done By Fans · · Score: 1

    Two words: fair use.

  20. You gotta love... on 20th Anniversary of RMS's Original GNU Post · · Score: 1

    The Arpanet address. *sigh* I miss the days when this dang intra-web-thingy wasn't so big and without all those fancy bells and whistles.
    Gee golly, it gets confusing, Jeb!

  21. Oh my! on States Push for Net Sales Taxes · · Score: 1, Funny

    The government wants to TAX us more? I'm deeply shocked!
    (I'm becoming more and more Libertarian by the day, I tell you.)

  22. Three steps! on Author of Paper Critical of Microsoft is Fired · · Score: 1

    1) Insult Microsoft!
    2) ???
    3) Get fired!
    (Surprisingly, this is accurate.)

  23. Wow. Bad mental image. on Spam And Alston - From Luddite To Pin-Up? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Spam And Alston - From Luddite To Pin-Up?"
    Am I the only one picturing an older man in an undershirt, suspenders and short pants as a centerfold? (Not to mention a dozen broken monitors behind him.)

  24. Re:Are you talking legally or illegally? on University Textbook Exchange Software · · Score: 1

    Actually, the engineering school is 100 students/grade, and the school keeps a copy of every required book in the library. So, in a sense, if you couldn't afford the book, you could theoretically use the library for all your work.
    And before you say, "Can't afford it? What about tuition?" -- it's a tuition-free school. So yeah. Woo! Full-scholarship! [/gloat]

  25. Are you talking legally or illegally? on University Textbook Exchange Software · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At my school, we kept PDFs of the student solutions manuals on the school network. This was probably a violation of copyright law, but it's an effective countermeasure to being charged $40 for a tiny paperback book.