Slashdot Mirror


User: BluBrick

BluBrick's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
836
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 836

  1. Re:2x the life but no reproduction sounds good to on Tweaked Genes Can Double Worm's Lifespan · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, having kids is a real win win situation. *laughs* ;-)

    I've only ever seen the one kid, but I swear the couple down the road have triplets.
    Their names are

    • David don't!
    • David stop that!
    • David come back here!
  2. How about vi? on Unix Software for Recording Prose? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Until quite recently prose was recorded using tools such as "quill", "pen", or "chalk" and "parchment", "paper", and "slate". Although not directly portable to *nix, there are a number of close equivalents.

    I would highly recommend vi as a suitable tool for recording prose. It runs on most operating systems, unix-like and otherwise. I believe there is even a version for EMACS!

    Or did you want to record performances of prose?

  3. Re:Practical applications on Sharp Unveils Glass Computer · · Score: 2

    This probably probably should have been given it a (-1 redundant). After all that's what mirroring is all about!

  4. Practical applications on Sharp Unveils Glass Computer · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of these devices is already being used to mirror slashdot.

  5. A decade after 2029? on Downloading The Mind · · Score: 5, Funny

    But the world ends at GMT 03:14:07, Tuesday, January 19, 2038!

    Uhh, pencil me in for the 18th... just in case.

  6. 1337 librarians? on Libraries Are 31337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    As soon as I saw "Libraries are 31337", I was immediately reminded of The Crimson Permanent Assurance.

  7. Re:Here's a quiz I'd like you all to take? on Seeing Sounds and Hearing Colors · · Score: 2

    It's got nothing to do with synaesthetics, but I count the months on my knuckles to work out the number of days, rather than running through the old "Thirty days hath September" rhyme.

    You start with January on the knuckle of the left pinky, and February on the gap between the pinky and the ring finger, working to the right as you go. Knuckles have 31 days, gaps do not. It just seems to work quicker than the rhyme, perhaps because the rhyme reauires you to perform a "pattern match" against an unordered list.

  8. Re:If Java could speak...... on If Programming Languages Could Speak · · Score: 2

    Kinda like German?

    "What is he talking about?"

    "I have no idea, he hasn't got to the verb yet!"

  9. Alumin(i)um and Iodine volcano on Surprising Science Demonstrations? · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is a thoroughly spectacular demonstration of many physical and chemical properties and concepts.

    Make a dry mix of pulverised Aluminium and Iodine.
    Then pour a small cone of the mix onto a fireproof base (my chem teacher used an asbestos sheet, but I'm not sure if asbestos is used in schools any longer). Make a small well in the top of the cone. The mixture is stable, right?

    Well, watch what happens to the mixture when you put a single drop of water in the well. You get a plume of purple smoke and a handful of sparks.

    The real question to ask the kids is "Why didn't the reaction begin until the water was added?".

    IIRC, it goes something like this:
    When Iodine dissolves in water, some of it hydrolyses into an acid (hydroiodic?) which reduces the oxide film on some the aluminium, leaving bare elemental Aluminium in contact with water, oxidising it. The heat from the water oxidising the Aluminium sublimes the Iodine, creating the purple plumes and melts more Aluminium leaving bare Aluminium in contact with oxygen in the air, starting the main reaction.

    You might want to use a fume hood, though, gaseous Iodine is a little unpleasant.

  10. Re:The patent system needs reform, of course on IBM Flushes Restroom Patent · · Score: 1

    That's just crazy!

    The way I read this situation is that all patent applications are first treated with an assumption of novelty. Is this some bizarre extension of the assumption of innocence? If I told you I had a brilliant idea, before telling you what it was, would you assume that I was the first person ever to have that idea? Of course you wouldn't, so why should the default response to a patent application be a grant?

    The concept of Patent Clerks being paid piece rates for how many applications they can reject really is a good one. Of course, I wouldn't mind being a Patent Clerk during the first year or so of this scheme's implementation ;)

  11. Re:The "HopBit"? on Bluetooth Enabled External Harddrive · · Score: 2

    LOL!

    (I really did! :)

  12. Re:Looking for intelligence on Looking For Intelligence · · Score: 2, Funny
    If they're TRULY intelligent, they're working on a planetary cloaking device so we can't find them.
    Or perhaps so no-one else can find us?
  13. Re:Actually, the French on Bluetooth Enabled External Harddrive · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sure it's way off topic, but that is funny!

  14. The "HopBit"? on Bluetooth Enabled External Harddrive · · Score: 4, Funny

    What has it got on it's sectorses?

  15. Re:Filed under brilliance for... on Batteries Powered by Leftover Food · · Score: 3, Informative

    Absolutely - ignorant media hype at work again. The pricks almost always get science wrong. The worst thing is that so many people fall for it.

    The real reason that Escherichia Coli gets such bad press is a mere side effect of that it's such a common and incredibly populous inhabitant of a healthy human intestinal tract. That's what makes it such an excellent indicator of untreated sewage content.

    When you're investigating possible sewage pollution, there's no point beginning with looking for the rare stuff that's dangerous in needle & haystack concentrations. No, you're better off counting the numbers of something that you're guaranteed to find, and extrapolating from there.

    Of course, the media then jumps to the conclusion that, because a high E. Coli count probably means Really Bad Things are in the water, E. Coli itself becomes a Really Bad Thing.

  16. Re:title : dumbest ever on Nobel Prizes for Physics Awarded to Smart People · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sure, Marie Curie... TWICE!

    From this site comes this gem.
    "[Curie], who handles daily a particle of radium more dangerous than lightning, was afraid when confronted by the necessity of appearing before the public.""--Stéphane Lauzanne, editor-in-chief of Le Matin


    Note: Not the stage fright, but the daily handling of radium (considering she was probably the most informed person in the world on the safety or otherwise of radium!)

    Of course, I could be applying my early 21st century knowledge to her early 20th century situation.

    Highly intelligent? Yeah, sure!

    Dumb? Absolutely!

  17. The Nobels lost their innocence in 1969 on Nobel Prizes for Physics Awarded to Smart People · · Score: 2

    I would like to see, in the context of this excerpt from the Last Will and Testament of Alfred Nobel, a justification for the Nobel Prize for "Economic Sciences", first awarded in 1969.

  18. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... on Sodium + Private Lake = Fun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lutefisk? Is that something like this?

  19. Re:I've seen this.... on Sodium + Private Lake = Fun · · Score: 2

    I don't want to grow up at all.

    So I can be just like this guy!

  20. Re:Changing numbers... on ENUM Protocol in Australia? · · Score: 2

    Ohhh, did we miss our Thorazine, did we?

  21. Re:Can't be too hard to make it run on a PC on Tux Vs Clippy - New XBox Game · · Score: 1
    Should's that read Tonto, chief?
    Kemosabe means friend. :)
    Yeah, the Tonto thing bothered me a bit. I was thinking "If the Lone Ranger's sidekick is Kemosabe, then who's Tonto? LR's horse? No, that was Silver. LR's arch-enemy? No, I don't think so. Umm, maybe Tonto was from different folklore. Oh, screw it!" - Submit!
  22. Internet? Well, HTTP sucks, but SMTP rocks! on Are Internet News Sites Ready for Major World News? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am subscribed to a couple of worldwide mailing lists and I have found that email simply rocks in high 'net traffic situations.

    During the New York tragedy, much of the traffic on those lists was along the lines of "I can't get to the major sites because the web is clagged solid - can anyone tell me the latest?". And thankfully for a couple of days, the rules about straying from the topic of the mailing list were ignored.

    Granted, many of the complaints were actually related to individual corporate firewalls, http gateways and proxy servers, rather than the sites themselves, but the situation stands: for whatever reason, you can't get to the site. Our web proxy fell over under the load, but our SMTP gateway just kept on going. And so did most others around the world. And I imagine that NNTP stuff worked just as well the SMTP stuff.

    Remember folks, the Internet is a lot more than the Web!

  23. Re:Can't be too hard to make it run on a PC on Tux Vs Clippy - New XBox Game · · Score: 5, Insightful
    An old joke comes to mind here:

    Lone Ranger (pressing his ear to the ground):
    Uh-oh! Indians headed this way, lots of Indians. It looks like we're in trouble, Kemosabe!

    Kemosabe:
    Who's we, white man?


    While you have a good point about the merits of this game, your attitude is one the main reasons that corporations such as MS have problems dealing with "The Linux Community". The community is not a single entity with a central steering committee. In other words, we did not release this game.

    And besides, do you really think that Linux users are the only ones to release games displaying poor taste or immature humour? What about all the really silly Flash games (or whatever they are) that crapflood mailboxes the world over, like the Frog in a blender game? Do you believe that anyone really thinks that those games are released by "The Windows Community"? If not, then why would anyone think that the Tux Vs Clippy game is release by the Linux community?

  24. Re:1002 Ace Spoddesy on New Moon for Uranus · · Score: 2

    Well done, AC. That's clever!

  25. That's a tough one to answer... on A Name for My Major? · · Score: 2

    ...without knowing exactly what areas of physics, botany you are studying!

    How about infophytonics?