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  1. Re: Scenic Texas on The Super Superhighway · · Score: 4, Funny


    > the picture perfect example of urban sprawl with no zoning plans (i.e. porn-shop-next-to-a-church-next-to-a-liquor-store)

    That's called the "weekend one-stop".

  2. Re: Same old, same old... on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 1


    > They need some fresh new script-writers over at MS, otherwise they're in danger of losing even their most avid fans!

    Maybe they should swap with Hollywood, whose writers are also stuck in a dreadful rut.

  3. Re: So hard to spell check? on High Speed Steam Powered Car · · Score: 2, Funny


    > WTF is tho?

    It's a quaint way of spelling "740", you 6006.

  4. Re: Is that really easier? on Tiny Aircraft Feeds Itself With Dead Flies · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Couldn't a spybot just land on a powerline and get power from induction?

    Alas, Hume demonstrated induction isn't reliable.

  5. Fine print caveat on Using The Gyration Media Center Remote With Linux · · Score: 5, Funny


    > The mouse uses an accelerometer rather than a mouse wheel, and thus has the unique feature that you can make mouse gestures in the air.

    "Not recommended for use on airplanes, spacecraft, ships, boats, elevators, or rollercoasters."

  6. Re: In this thread, we say what we really think... on Arthur C. Clarke Reports From Sri Lanka · · Score: 4, Funny


    > If this happened to America, I wonder who they would bomb?

    Until a couple of years ago, Iraq. Even now, they might go for Fallujah.

  7. Re: Worry is not over on Arthur C. Clarke Reports From Sri Lanka · · Score: 1


    > why does the indian government come up with ideas after the tragedy has struck?!

    That's just the way our species handles things... Tacoma Narrows bridge. Safety glass in automobiles. Building codes. Galveston seawall. The list goes on and on.

  8. Re: You won't read anything about it... on Arthur C. Clarke Reports From Sri Lanka · · Score: 3, Interesting


    > I still hope that it will soon be gone. Not through some horrible disaster, because that's not a very nice thing to wish on anybody, but through continued political pressure.

    The US's lease runs out in 2016, though I can't imagine that the UK would fail to renew it.

    BTW, an interesting/informative article about the history and current military/pollitical arrangements at Diego Garcia can be found at globalsecurity.org.

    Given its location and elevation (4' average, 22' maximum, according to the article), it's somewhat surprising that they didn't get washed away.



  9. Re: bbc radio is broadcasting angry missives on Arthur C. Clarke Reports From Sri Lanka · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    > you can see a shit storm of blame and finger pointing coming: "americans don't care if we drown"

    Gee, how could the people of third world nations possibly come to that conclusion?


  10. Re: Waht does this mean? on xine-lib 1.0 Released · · Score: 4, Funny


    > What does this mean for the avergae user?

    You can watch movies while waiting for your spellchecker to catch up.

  11. Hey! on 2004 MN4 Probably Won't Kill Us · · Score: 4, Funny


    Is this whole thing a fake, like the Christmas lights?

  12. Re: I am not amused on Alek's Christmas Lights: Humbug · · Score: 4, Funny


    > One would think that a tech/science-oriented site such as Slashdot would do a little bit of backround research before publishing articles that will eventually turn out to be hoaxes.

    I think they're going to hire Dan Rather, now that he's free.

    > I mailed the article to several friends of mine and now, thanks to Slashdot, MY integrity is in question.

    You're not supposed to let your friends know you read Slashdot.

  13. Two words: on How Do You Drown Out the Office Noise? · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "Led Zeppelin"

  14. I can tell... on 2004 MN4 Asteroid Odds Inching Up Again · · Score: 1

    ...this is going to generate a lot of Slashdot stories over the next 25 years!

  15. Re: Not too big a deal, I think on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: 1


    > P.S., before somebody mentions it a nuke's nuclear reaction has stopped long before the fireball is a foot or so across - the size of the original warhead. Afterwards everything else is a case of extreme thermodynamics, the origin of the energy is irrelevant.

    Cool - if you're more than 6" away it's just like being atomized by an ordinary bomb!

  16. Re: Great! Just Great! on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: 1


    > I hit my 'Freedom 55' retirement and POW!!!! I'm gonna sue somebody. Harrumph!

    At least the USA doesn't have to worry about Social Security running out of money...

  17. Re: Seriously, you might as well relax. on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: 5, Funny


    > You know in all those movies where some guy, sometimes just an amateur scientist, sees something in his telescope/seismograph/thermometer/disease-modeling -software that all the high-up professionals miss, and rushes in to warn the government?

    > That doesn't happen.

    You're with the agency that makes those guys disappear, aren't you.

  18. Re: More headlines you won't see... on Tech Headlines You Won't Read in 2005 · · Score: 1


    People who post to Slashdot on Christmas actually have a life.

  19. Re: Yesterday's News. on 'Something' Cleaning Mars Rover · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Dupe from Yesterday

    Yeah, but the panels are still being cleaned today!

  20. Wond'ring aloud... on China Closes 1,129 Web Sites · · Score: 5, Interesting


    > The related departments have closed 1,278 illegal web sites and 114 sites promoting gambling, superstitious activities and cult propaganda

    Was Slashdot listed under "superstitious activities", or "cult propaganda"?

  21. Just goes to show... on Mystery Phenomenon Cleans Mars Opportunity Rover · · Score: 5, Funny


    Women are from Mars.

  22. Whoa there! on Microsoft EU Monopoly Appeal Thrown Out · · Score: 5, Funny


    Surely a media player is an integral part of the operating system, just like a web browser, some card games, and a paper clip.

  23. Re: Who reads Slate on Washington Post Buys Slate From Microsoft · · Score: 1


    > I could never accept that Slate had genuine editorial independence from Microsoft.

    I shied away from it for a long time for that very reason, but now I check it regularly. I especially like their daily summary of what's in the major papers.


  24. Re: Thank-you letter to Polish government on Poland Blocks Software Patents in the EU · · Score: 1


    > You can sign a letter to thank the Polish government.

    I suppose it would be asking too much if we suggested invading the USA to restore good government.

  25. Actually, on Study Links Cell Phones to DNA Damage · · Score: 5, Funny


    My observations suggest that they merely destroy the part of the brain that regulates manners.