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  1. (Raising hand) on Microsoft Patents the Mother of All Adware · · Score: 1

    Mr. Taco, Sir? Is there a way we can mod the Borg-Bill icon "underrated"?

  2. Hmmm... on MIT Finds Cure For Fear · · Score: 1

    I was afraid the only cure for fear was death.

    So this development means the only thing we have to fear is... ???

  3. COPY! Make that *dead* baby mammoth found... on Baby Mammoth Found Intact · · Score: 1

    Dead as a doorknob, but yeah, otherwise intact.

  4. Irresponsible title on Apple Plans Cheaper Nano-Based iPhone · · Score: 1

    "Apple Plans" you say?
    More like "some analyst with no more trial balloons left on the the iPhone plans to gin up interest in their analysis"
    I think there are evil dogs in the forest causing random failures on my hard drive. When is that going to be front page news? Cuz it'[s about as connected to fact as this post.

  5. Prior art. on Whirling Twirling Propeller Trike · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah - this was about a year of Bryan Allen, Paul, Tyler, and Parker MacCready's time before the Gossamer Condor left the ground.

    Please tell me 2.0 will have a cage around the fan.

  6. DVDJon needs to get a life... on Free the iPhone from AT&T · · Score: -1, Troll

    "What do you want to be when you grow up, Jonny?"
    "I want to piss people off by throwing a big ugly monkey wrench into their life's work."
    "Hmm... well there's the IRS, Jews for Jesus, or, well, there's this third thing you could try, but it would never work..."

  7. In a related story... on FSF Rattles Tivo Saber At Apple · · Score: 1

    Apple quakes in boots.

    Just wanted to keep the pirate mood going.

    Pro-FOSS is one thing. Anti-every-other-model is another.

  8. Unity volume? on Improved High-Performance Energy Storage · · Score: 2, Informative

    Surely you mean "unit volume"

  9. Duuuude! Shhhhhhh! on Vista is Watching You · · Score: 1

    "All you have to know is that Microsoft could come knocking on your door as soon as you boot Windows Vista for the first time if you consider the system's computer information harvested. Microsoft will get your "Internet protocol address, the type of operating system, browser and name and version of the software you are using, and the language code of the device where you installed the software." But all they really need is your IP address."

    Um, dude - don't tell ANYONE, but every site you surf to knows your IP address and then they could also come and knock on your door!

    Slow news day for the evil empire? I hear they have no Moxie(R) in the vending machines in Redmond - a conspiracy, I tell you!

  10. Please don't think too hard about this... on Deathbed Confession Says Aliens Were at Roswell · · Score: 1

    You don't need to come up with reasons they may look like Jim next door and land in NM.

    First you have to prove there is one. No one has.

  11. is this really a solution? on Cart Locking System Released as Open Source · · Score: 1

    can the cost of putting a remote control boot, sensors, transmitters etc. really cheaper than losing some carts?

  12. this is not about the iPhone qua iPhone on The Perfect Phone Storm? · · Score: 1

    it's an amalgam of two people with an axe to grind about ATT, notes from some bloggers, and the non-starter about Apple not being ready for enterprise, which Apple is not going for, at least this round.

  13. very cool, prolly not a lot of power... on Fiber Optic Table Illuminates Your Dining · · Score: 1

    it's like nothing else, and probably not the power hog the post implied, for this distance you don't need repeaters - and TFA mentions battery power.

  14. In a related story... on Citizens Given Video Cameras To Monitor Police · · Score: 3, Funny

    Police issued huuuuuuge magnets.

  15. Is this the same guy who was bragging... on More Than Half of Known Vista Bugs are Unpatched · · Score: 1

    About their patch time being 29 days to OSX's 46 and hundreds for linux?

  16. "Windows ME"? on Top Irritating Words Spawned by Internet · · Score: 1

    Internet or no, that's still pretty damned irritating.
    OK it's two words.
    Or really a word-and-a-half.
    Oh wait, now *I'm* irritating.

  17. Roast Seagull... on New WiFi Link Distance Record · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A colleague of mine was a submariner who had this story. They were down for an extended dive, and when they surfaced, they would send a short, dense burst of communications and data on a very powerful microwave uplink - get up, send fast, get back down. It was a very powerful signal - and they would surface to a depth that would get the periscope and the antenna above water, do a quick scan for surface vessels, send the burst and dive. One day they did this and saw thru the periscope there was a gull on the antenna mast. So they would dive to submerge the antenna, the bird should fly away. They resurfaced, and the bird perched on the antenna. They did it again. Bird comes back. Third time. Fourth. Can't shake the bird. Finally the OD tells them "punch it" and send the microwave burst signal. He said the bird just keeled over and dropped into the water.

  18. how hard is supporting email? on Corporate IT Hanging Up on Apple's iPhone · · Score: 1

    pop? imap? authentication? i'm guessing iphone supports all this.
    haven't heard if vpn is doable, but not impossible.
    after that, the cam is a problem, so ban it like every other cam phone.

  19. Feh. on Identity Thief Apprehended By Victim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With a little bit of digging, I got the name, address and phone of two of the people who got to use my debit card three years ago. One bought a Nextel cell phone, the other paid their Progressive insurance bill. I called Progressive and escalated this, and asked them what they were going to do. The answer? "I guess next time she'll have to pay cash."

  20. Yep. Just ship those babies over. on Judge Orders TorrentSpy to Turn Over RAM · · Score: 1

    Make sure you pack the RAM in those tiny styrofoam loose beads - that should keep the delicate pins from being bent.

    This reminds me of Steve Roberts' story about setting up a web storefront for his nomadness stuff. He tried to explain to the bank who handled the merchant account what they were doing - selling things on web pages. The bank person asked if he could fax all those pages over to them so they could understand what he was doing.

  21. Re:Silliness. on Google Street View Could Be Unlawful In Europe · · Score: 1

    Those are very loud arguments.

    I'm not saying there should be no restrictions, but I'm not sure we're there yet.

    Google Street View is a snapshot. It's updated once in a blue moon. If anyone can track me from it, I'd be astonished.

    It produces data, not information.

    Your appearance in criminal court (or any other court) is a matter of public record, already free and unrestricted on the internet.

    These objections would apply to all the passers-by in YouTube videos, and there's no hue and cry about that. Everyone just thinks it's kewl and let's all laugh at the poor people who got in the line of a camera phone.

    You should be far more worried about the discount cards you already have for your grocery and drug store.

  22. No one ever said... on Details and Rumors of iPhone Restrictions Emerging · · Score: 1

    ...this thing could run on WiFi alone. It's a cell phone first, after all.

    The specs call for WiFi wireless data, and I don't see a Skype or iChat icon.

    You don't want this running without EDGE level data, and without a plan you'll go broke(r).

    Store manager? Cingular has three sorts of sellers: actual company stores, Cingular branded stores that are really Joe Shmoe's cell phone store, and resellers who happen to also sell Cingular. You'll get three different answers from these three types of staff if you so much as ask what color the sky is. I found this out trying to upgrade to a specific phone. "We just don't have them in stock right now." "It's sold online only." and "That phone isn't even manufactured anymore, no one has it."

    But that level of reliability never stopped the mob from going charlie foxtrot based on a rumor, so why should it now.

  23. I don't mind the law. on Google Street View Could Be Unlawful In Europe · · Score: 1

    I mind having to fill out a form from scratch - every time I visit the office - acknowledging that they told me they'll obey the law.

    I was also pointing out how ironical it might be to apparently also swear the front end to secrecy when we know how people blab their maladies anyway.

    My work here is done. The next 30 messages will dispute the usage of "ironical".

  24. Silliness. on Google Street View Could Be Unlawful In Europe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They're walking down the street. Everyone can see them.
    They're already on 15 cameras a day according to recent numbers, and everyone has a cell camera.
    This is like the HIPAA laws in this country.
    Besides my reflux, I now have writer's cramp from filling out the HIPAA forms acknowleding that they told me they won't tell anyone what I have.
    As my doctor said, what is he going to do, run out into the parking lot and start yelling "You won't believe what JP has!"
    Plus, when you sit in the waiting room and anyone over 55 starts a conversation, it's all about what's wrong with them, and turns into a mass symptom and storytelling party.

  25. Who's running the Russian space program? on ISS Goes Solar · · Score: 1

    Fozzie Bear? "We're out of gas, oil, water and the battery's dead."