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  1. Re:peliethtono%toboedonist on MacArthur Foundation Announces Genius Grants · · Score: 2

    Bugger, huh? Fish and chips the order of the day?

  2. Here's MY deal. on Lessig On Bounties For Spamhunters · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Alright. I'll kindnap him for 50, deprogram him for 50, and I'll kill him for 100!"

    "No, just the first 2!"

    "Alright, I'll throw in the killin' for free."

  3. Re:First Caught Spammer on Lessig On Bounties For Spamhunters · · Score: 2

    You lie, you don't know any chicks. :)

    Triumph: Have you ever talked to a woman without first having to give your credit card number?

  4. Re:Boom! on Wayback Machine Purged of Scientology Criticism · · Score: 2

    His more common and well known teaching is "Dobbs, they may be pink, but their money's green."

  5. It HAS to be said! on Wayback Machine Purged of Scientology Criticism · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.

  6. Re:Hmm. Same story, TWO different headlines... on PCs Losing Out as a Gaming Platform? · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not nearly as good as the usual headline switcheroo:

    Boston Globe:

    "Microsoft faces more court dates amidst a storm of anti-trust suits."

    Slashdot:

    "Microsoft, the cabal of death itself, took to the courthouse today, flanked by demons and succubi alike as they prepared to defend themselves against the forces of good. We go now to Bill Gates."

    Bill: "Your soul is mine!".

  7. Re:And this from a man... on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 2

    Alright hosers, shit

    #!/usr/bin/perl

    print 'Developers' x 3;

  8. Hey, I've got a better idea on US Geeks Recycle GNU/Linux Boxes for Ecuador · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about we sell our boxes on ebay, and then send the money to make sure some kids down there eat tonight? I'm aware that these boxes aren't meant to be some poor child charity but this is easily the stupidest shit I've ever heard regarding acts of kindness.

    And another thing, semi off-topic, regarding charity. Why is it that people ooh and aww and feel their heart sink when Sally Struthers shows them pictures of starving orphans in some god-forsaken place, but then the next day can be found in a Dillards parking lot mortified that a homeless kid almost touched their Lexus?

  9. Re:And this from a man... on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 2

    That's the first time you've ever insulted someone without using the words "AWP" or "OGC" isn't it?

  10. Re:And this from a man... on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 2

    Perl, but it should've been =1,000,000.

  11. Re:And this from a man... on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 2

    for (x=1;x>=1,000,000;x++){
    print "DEVELOPERS";
    }

  12. Re:I'm waiting for Steve on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mark my words: Maybe not this Comdex, maybe not the one after that, but sometime within the next 5 years you will get to see that man have a corinary they will talk about in medical schools for the next century.

  13. Re:nintendo on Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game · · Score: 2

    I also really hate it when I reply to someone and it's modded off-topic even though if moderators would open their eyes they'd see I was responding to the post above mine, not the original topic. Their are some really interesting posts that get modded wrongly, it's truly sad.

  14. Re:Parse these statements on Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game · · Score: 2

    That looks like the world's ugliest CSS.

  15. Re:nintendo on Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game · · Score: 2

    Not to get off topic, but if you want to get into difficult games: Final Fantasy 5-XDeath Fight.

  16. Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games on Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game · · Score: 3, Funny

    A game isn't a game unless you can hit someone with a vacuum.

  17. Re:Game... yay on Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Hell yes I do. I have about 6 games prepaid at EB right now.

  18. Re:Game... yay on Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but at least you don't have to worry about people canceling your game every week.

  19. Re:Yeah, Right... on The Days of SysAdmin Numbered? · · Score: 1

    A smaller shop with 1 or 2 tech people isn't going to be running N1, so the point is mute anyways.

  20. Re:What I want to know is: on The Days of SysAdmin Numbered? · · Score: 3

    Or abuse users to the point of tears? Mine and theirs'?

  21. Re:Do we really need a hat? on Ethical Lines of the Gray Hat · · Score: 1

    I agree. I think a lot of computer users, especially those that admire hackers and aspire to be like them, find a nobility in hacking that they feel some how excludes it from being "wrong" and it's just not true. Even if know damage is done, if you're in my system I consider that a trespass and you should be punished accordingly. Laws aren't there for people to pick and choose the ones they're going to obey. You're not allowed to break into a building at 2am and walk around, are you? So why do people feel they're not doing anything wrong by hacking into some computer and snooping around?

  22. NO SHIT! on Report: Broadband Too Expensive For Many · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Lemme get this straight: The cost of something being too high is a main factor stopping someone from buying it? What a crazy world we live in!

    remember, this post != trolling.

  23. Air powered car.... on Gas/Electric Hybrids, Air Cars in the News · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is what they mean by "air powered car"...

  24. The bigger picture. on Dealing w/ Draconian Severance Contracts? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Take the damn severence package. I don't know what your family situation is like but put pride WAY after keeping food in your kids' mouths. Hell, especially if you don't have beef with them besides the fact that they went under, what do you care if you lose your right to sue them?

    I for one put bills/food/housing before my sense of feeling hunky-dory.

  25. Re:And in church steeples on Vanishing Mobile Phone Masts · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Then you could make even more money in 20 years when you and your girl become infertile and your dog only grows hair on his ass.