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Dealing w/ Draconian Severance Contracts?

outOfWork asks: "I've just been recently announced that I was getting laid off from yet another dot-bomb company. I have received my papers and they are simply dragonian! I understand the need not to disclose any information on the company I was with (that's only natural; I have also signed a similar paper when I started working there anyways), however the papers they are requesting me to sign do include such terms as not being to sue (should I require to). I thought suing someone or a company was a fundamental freedom that we enjoyed here in Canada. If I do not sign these papers, they do mention that I will not be entitled to my severence's package. I'm fairly certain that several companies do these sorts of things, however do they have the right to do this? This company has had a bad reputation when it comes to how HR deals with certain issues and I'm wondering if they might be trying to pull a fast one on us. With the market being what it is, I could sure use that severence's package. Your input would be very welcome."

352 comments

  1. Sign it with a fake name by caferace · · Score: 0, Troll
    They'll never notice, and it won't be binding in court.

    Poof. Problem solved.

    1. Re:Sign it with a fake name by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1

      You mean like a name in all capital letters?

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    2. Re:Sign it with a fake name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no worries... just sigin it and walk away i mean after all if the company is going out of business then who is going to sue after all some broke exec i dont think so i would just think of this as stupid process..

    3. Re:Sign it with a fake name by DesignShark · · Score: 1

      Do not sign it with a fake name... that is fraud, sign it in pencil. Nothing is leagally binding in pencil.

    4. Re:Sign it with a fake name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say this, but it will probably work. When I left a certain organization in 1989, I had prepared a set of tapes containing GNU sources and the modifications I had made. On my final trip out the front door, I was asked, by security, for an inventory of the contents of the tapes I was carrying. Being in a rather defiant mood, instead of the real contents, I decided to list that the tapes contained the sources to all of the company's flagship products. Not an eyebrow was raised as I waltzed out the door. I always wondered if this omission may have actually granted me some sort of license if I had actually carried the sources I listed.

    5. Re:Sign it with a fake name by DEBEDb · · Score: 2

      This totally sounds like an urban myth;
      any lawyers to confirm?

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    6. Re:Sign it with a fake name by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      lol, YANAL. you could sign it with a crayon and it would be binding. hell, you could make an X with crayon and it would probably be binding.

    7. Re:Sign it with a fake name by md_doc · · Score: 1

      Oh yes that is 100% incorrect. You could just draw a line and the fact that you would get the money would show that you signed it. Also if someone witnesses you signing it then you are in even more trouble if you go into court and tell a judge you did not sign it and the witness says you did. They certainly dislike people that lie and you would be thrown out of court so fast you would get more than whiplash.

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    8. Re:Sign it with a fake name by Blorgo · · Score: 1

      Not quite true, but not completely wrong. I know of an example where the person signed an odious non-compete agreement with disguised signature, with no witnesses, and got away with claiming his signature was forged (by a "Human Resources" flunky in his case). Their lawyers backed down when he proved willing to take them to court. Not something I would want to try.

      Your point about courts disliking people who lie is 100% correct.

    9. Re:Sign it with a fake name by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Being in a rather defiant mood, instead of the real contents, I decided to list that the tapes contained the sources to all of the company's flagship products

      Sounds like a neat way to say good-bye. But could come back to bite you if the source code to their flagship products ever found its way onto the Internet and they went back and see you signed off that you took them with you.

      My policy is sign as little as possible. Always. In this case, if the company is going out of business anyway you might as well sign because they won't be around to sue later anyway, nor to sue you if you don't do what you agree to. But if the company is going to stick around I'd forego the severance pay.

      After all, I was paid to do the work I did. In reality why should anyone feel entitled to severance pay? Sure, if the company is in a position to offer it then I think that's a nice gesture on the part of the company. But, in reality, I'd look at that as an "extra" that the company is under no obligation to pay.

    10. Re:Sign it with a fake name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They certainly dislike people that lie
      ... unless you ask for the definition of "is".
  2. Sadly... by QuantumWeasel · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is pretty standard fare. Not fair, maybe.

    1. Re:Sadly... by jmccay · · Score: 2

      Yup, I would have to agree with you on that. Having been recently laid off myself, my company did the same thing by requiring me to sign an agreement to get my package. Both times I have been laid off I had to agree to not sue the company. They're just covering their coporate butts. IANAL, but I don't think it would hold up in an American court if it was a serious offense you were sueing about.

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    2. Re:Sadly... by Linus+Thorwalds · · Score: 0

      Such things are not possible in Finlands because we have a real peoples goverment (our prime minister lives in an ordinary apartment and bikes to work) and strong labour movement. Not to mention free university education for ALL.

    3. Re:Sadly... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      I had to sign one of these as well saying I couldn't sue when I was laid off. And unless you are on the verge of suing for soemthing, I don't see what harm it does to sign it.

    4. Re:Sadly... by Bonker · · Score: 2

      I am also NAL, but I understand that you cannot sign away your right to sue.

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    5. Re:Sadly... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      correct, a contract is not valid if you give away your right to sue. Of course if your severence package is paid over time, your best not to rip up the contract. You benifit from the contract too, therefore you don't want to cry foul. If something does go wrong though, you can sue and they cannot stop you.

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    6. Re:Sadly... by kimgh · · Score: 1
      I had a lawyer tell me once that "the law is what you boldly proclaim and cautiously defend."

      You are seeing a perfect example of that. In spite of what your country's law might actually say (e.g. you cannot sign away your right to sue, etc.) companies routinely try to make you do so. Think of it as legal intimidation of the uninformed.

      You probably should go see a lawyer to have her explain what is or is not legal about the contract. You'll feel better knowing what your actual rights are and can probably sign it without feeling you're giving away any right you shouldn't. That, at least, has been my experience.

    7. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just signed one of those also.

      I can't sue them or make claims against them, blah blah blah...

      Sign here, then we will give you (half of) your severance pay.

      I think that is called signing under duress, and I'm told it won't stand up in court in California.

    8. Re:Sadly... by skookum · · Score: 1

      But if you did choose to accept the compensation and later sue, the company would probably counter sue (and win) for the value of the package, since you broke the contract. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

      It's a quid pro quo, the company feels that it's worth it to them to cleanly dispose of these employees in return for the value of the severance package. The whole point is that they don't want to worry about such things as lawsuits, or employees that take take clients and trade secrets with them and flee to competitors, or any of the other scenarios that are probably addressed in the contract. As the person being layed off, you have to decide for yourself whether the terms are agreeable. Hire a real lawyer, no one on slashdot is going to be able to make a proper decision for you.

    9. Re:Sadly... by Alcoholist · · Score: 1
      Not being a lawyer either...


      I'm fairly sure that contracts which are illegal are unenforcable in civil courts. If it is actually your right to sue (though, I'm not sure if that suing is a right in Canada) then making you sign a contract saying that you can't makes that part of contract useless.


      I would sign it and collect all the severence you can. Chances are that the company is going to go bankrupt anyway, and won't have the money to pay out damages in a lawsuit.

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    10. Re:Sadly... by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      I think it depends. If the company broke a civil law, then you could not sue. However, if they did something criminal then the contract is unenforcable. Criminal law dictates that it has precedence and there is nothing anybody can write to stop you from saying something. In fact then you would be criminal as well as an accomplice.

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    11. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if this is enforceable in Canada, but in the U.S. these clauses are typical and enforceable. Unless you're operating under a contract, you're an employee at will and your employer doesn't have to pay you serverance (statutory COBRA benefits in the U.S., yes, but not severance). The company is inviting you to settle any possible claim you may have in exchange for severance. There's nothing legally wrong with that or even morally wrong with that, although the company does have significantly more bargaining power than the employee in many situations.

    12. Re:Sadly... by mkldev · · Score: 1

      Not true. You may not be able to blanketly give up your right to sue, but you can give up your right to sue for particular reasons. If that were not the case, then no software license or employment contract would be binding, since I have yet to see one that doesn't include a limitation of liability.

      There's a fine line, though, and in cases of fraud or negligence, these sorts of things do become non-binding as I understand it. As always, the usual "IANAL" disclaimer applies.

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  3. You're in canada? LRB by sys$manager · · Score: 3, Informative

    Take those papers straight to the labour relations board. They stand up for your rights for free (free council and such) and will make sure you get everything you deserve. That's how it works in BC, anyways.

    1. Re:You're in canada? LRB by Screaming+Lunatic · · Score: 3, Informative
      Yeah, the Labour Relations Board is definitely the way to go. Despite the fact that the Liberal government raped their funding. But that's another rant for another time.

      Back to the original askslashdot. He says he wants his severance package. The company says you won't get it unless you sign certain papers.

      If your original contract says you are entitled to a severance package and it doesn't state anything about "certain papers", then I don't see the problem. Both parties should be legally bound to the original contract and it's just a matter of sorting it out at the LBR if the company throws a hissy-fit.

      But, IANAL.

      If you are laid off, the bottom line is DON'T SIGN ANYTHING. Even if the document asks you to if you wear boxers or briefs (especially if the document asks you if you wear boxers or briefs). Human Resources & Development Canada (HDRC) will send you some paper work. You sign up for unemployment insurance and start lookin for another job.

      If the company refuses to grant you your severance take it to the LRB.

      I have received my papers and they are simply dragonian!

      Hey, at least you got a dragon out of the whole deal.

    2. Re:You're in canada? LRB by Dr.+Cam · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it's not the LRB you should talk to. The LRB's mandate has to do with unions and their relationships with companies. Individuals should talk to the Labour Standards Branch (that's the BC term, the other Provinces will have similar terminology).

      In your case, you should talk to a lawyer. You can get half an hour for very little with most Bar Associations. Just call the local number.

      Now, about the suing thing. If you accept a payout, usually that enjoins you from suing - that's protection for you and your former employer. It's another contract - they agree to pay you money to tide you over until you can find another job, and in return you agree not to sue them. If you were forced to sign under duress, that's another matter. If you think that what they are offering is inadequate, then you need to negotiate a better result. Again, a lawyer who specialises in employment law is the best person to talk to, because such people deal with these situations all the time, and can tell you what the market bears.

      IANAL, but my field is HR consulting (I'm an Industrial Psychologist), and I deal fairly frequently with people who have been terminated - it's part of my practice. The non-disclosure aspect they may not be able to enforce - they terminated the contract, and a court might find that they thereby waived their rights. Again, you need a lawyer to give you advice on that.

      Good luck.

    3. Re:You're in canada? LRB by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      I agree, if your orignal contract says you get a severance package, but nothing about having to sign them ur rights for it,, got a laywey on thier ass'es

      Reece

    4. Re:You're in canada? LRB by DDX_2002 · · Score: 1

      LOL. It's ironic that he was complaining about fundamental rights to sue and you responded by suggesting the BCLRB. The LRB only deals with unionized workers/workplaces, and the first thing you do by joining a union is give up the right to sue your employer. Those rights belong to the union in a unionized workplace, and if it decides your complaint isn't worth the trouble, you can sue the union but not the employer.

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    5. Re:You're in canada? LRB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct term is "Employment Standards Branch".

      If the company in question is still in business, you may actually get some money out of them through the ESB. If not, and what remains is offering severance in exchange for signing the agreement, I personally would sign. What happens after I have received my money is a different story however.

      I previously had a claim with the ESB for overtime and severance. The company was supposedly dissolved in BC, and the ESB hardly did anything to actually get money, although they did a lot to get me (well, the ESB on behalf of me) a judgement. That judgement is useless to me since I can't act on it and the ESB is not collecting.

      IANAL, but my advice if you choose to accept it: if you need money and they are offering, take it.

    6. Re:You're in canada? LRB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The LRB only deals with unionized workers/workplaces,..."

      That is simply untrue. The LRB deals with all workers covered under the Employment Act.

    7. Re:You're in canada? LRB by jones77 · · Score: 1

      What's IANAL mean. And why use it?

    8. Re:You're in canada? LRB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means "I Am Not A Lawyer", and it's used to
      indicate the the person's opinion shouldn't be taken as
      legal advice.

  4. get a lawyer and have him call by Archfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just the threat of a lawsuit and publicity is enough to make many companies 'change' their mind about specific issues. They add these clauses and figure most people don't even bother to read them much less be willing to fight it.

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  5. hhhmm.. by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..If only there where a group of people skilled in the way of law you could ask this question to...

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    1. Re:hhhmm.. by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1, Troll

      Shit guy, forget knowing law, we cant evin spel :)

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  6. What would you sue over? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was there something you had in mind that'd make a good case?

  7. Im not shure in Canada.... by alexborges · · Score: 1

    ... but in Mexico, there are rights you just cant (even if u want to) give up...

    This includes the right to life, several rights that apply to leasing houses.... I would think the right to sue would be innalienable in any democratic country... u could sue them for proposing this to you.

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  8. IANAL, and this is not the place for legal advice! by beer_maker · · Score: 4, Informative
    And if it was, we would need to see the document to give you any real advice about it.

    Here's the best I can offer: Go See A Lawyer.

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  9. If you don't like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quit.

    Err... wait, too late for that. Nevermind.

    1. Re:If you don't like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you remember this advice when your position is eliminated.

    2. Re:If you don't like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no plans to eliminate my own position. Thanks.

  10. Ask to take the documents to a Lawyer by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are plenty of Canadiasian Pro Bonos out there that can help. Even a small investment on your part (1 hour in fees) can save you MUCH grief later. COVER YOUR ASS _BEFORE_ you sign anything!

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  11. be pragmatic by topham · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Be pragmatic.

    I don't support crap like this, but ask yourself a few questions first. Do you believe you have a need or cause to sue the company? Laying you off isn't generally a cause.

    Is the severance package more than is required by law? check your provincial, or federal labour code (certain companies, Banks for instance, have to meet only federal labour code.)

    If the severence package is more than you would normally be entitled to when layed off, and does NOT include any further requirements as to confidentiality, non-compete etc more than your initial contract then you may as well sign it.

    On the other hand, if the non-compete/confidential information clauses are more significant than what you signed when you got your employement you probably should NOT sign such an agreement.

    1. Re:be pragmatic by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      may the severence check is going to bounce, and the company knows it?
      Or perhaps they have been exposing him to toxic chemicals, and he won't know for years?

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    2. Re:be pragmatic by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      If the severance package is conditional on signing the papers, having the check bounce would be breach of contract on their part, right? I imagine he'd be able to sue and win if it bounced.

    3. Re:be pragmatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't sign it... What are they going to do, REFUSE to stop employing him?

      They can't hold his final check hostage. It's owed to him. Period. If that weren't the case, they could withhold his final check pending he hand over the keys to his house and a gallon of his first born's blood. It's simply too late for the company.

      Demand the severence check and quit. Fuck the paper signing.

    4. Re:be pragmatic by sulli · · Score: 1
      But if the check (cheque) bounced, and he sued, what's the chance there would even be a company left to pay damages?

      When I was laid off years ago, I didn't sign a severance agreement, but I did follow some good advice: Cash the severance check IMMEDIATELY. I took it straight to the bank on the way home.

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    5. Re:be pragmatic by topham · · Score: 2

      If the check bounces, and was part of the contract the contract is in violation.

      and you will be able to sue over the contract itself.

    6. Re:be pragmatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course IANAL but If you cash the check you received at the time of the agreement that could be viewed as tacit acceptance of the terms.

      But seroiusly I think you should take the money. Non-competes are very hard to enforce if you are not an officer of the company. If the dotbomb goes south, there's no one to sue and no one to enforce the non compete anyway.

    7. Re:be pragmatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, they can't hold his final paycheck hostage.

      They can, however, decide not to give him severance pay, which is extra money over and above his final paycheck.

    8. Re:be pragmatic by kcroke · · Score: 1

      One of the main reasons companies give out a severance package is to incite you to sign a form that says you will not sue the company.

      I work for a pseudo-government organization with a history of firing incompetent people, them taking us into court, and us loosing. We have given people killer severance packages, instead of the kick to the street they deserve. But we do this so they won't take us to court. If they want the package, they have to sign the form.

    9. Re:be pragmatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize this is in Canada. But what if they negligently and flagrantly, say, release all your employee information, including hours worked, direct deposit bank account number (for pay), SSN/National ID or whatever number? I would worry about the right to sue less than now but for future reasons.

      Yeah, I realize they are probably gone, so the *chances* that you'll have anything to sue over is little, but criminal court doesn't solve everything. There are uses for tort claims.

  12. Standard Stuff by Kefaa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is getting to be standard operating procedure. In an effort to avoid future legal action they force you to sign. While IANAL, this has been talked about in many places in the US. Most of it is legal, except where asking you to do something illegal.

    Your choice is to take the money or plan to win it in court. If you do not have a court case now, take the money and run. If it really is a dot bomb, what will you get in court, your cubicle?

    1. Re:Standard Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL I got the contents of my cubicle as an out of court settlement :) I had to surrender the HD and all the company records of course but they gave us the equipment because they knew our paychecks were bouncing and we were going hungry.

      Another DOT.Bomb victim, and SURVIVOR :)

  13. Don't waste your time.. by sudog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cut your losses and read your original contract you had with them: does it say that you are entitled to any benefits or some kind of extra-long notice before being fired?

    That's the important thing--if they are firing you before your original contract says they can (and making you leave before then) then you get whatever the contract says you get. usually it's in the form of pay that you would've made if you had worked there for the length of the notice.

    Otherwise, it's just a simple matter of whatever the labour laws in the province you work say is the minimum notice they have to give you.

    Don't sign the goddamn papers, and go find another job and quit whining here. Two weeks, dude. That's all anyone is required by law to give you in BC, for example.

    "Draconian." Give me a break. It's not draconian if you don't sign it, right?

    And if you want the severance--too bad. They're dangling a carrot in front of your nose. Bite it and you get to find out it's laced with something you knew was there to begin with. Boo hoo.

    1. Re:Don't waste your time.. by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not necessarily 2 weeks.. In BC, you get 2 weeks after being there a year, and more if you were there 3+ years:

      http://www.qp.gov.bc.ca/statreg/stat/E/96113_01. ht m#section63

      Liability resulting from length of service
      63 (1) After 3 consecutive months of employment, the employer becomes liable to pay an employee an amount equal to one week's wages as compensation for length of service.

      (2) The employer's liability for compensation for length of service increases as follows:

      (a) after 12 consecutive months of employment, to an amount equal to 2 weeks' wages;

      (b) after 3 consecutive years of employment, to an amount equal to 3 weeks' wages plus one additional week's wages for each additional year of employment, to a maximum of 8 weeks' wages.

    2. Re:Don't waste your time.. by headkick · · Score: 1

      A severance package? How kind. I was downsized from my last position on a Wednesday at 4:15 PM in the middle of July. I got an email from my boss at 3:30 to see him in his office. They paid me for time worked and remaining accrued vacation time, and not a nickel more. Thanks for the three and a half years. Bye, bye.

      BTW, does anyone need a Delphi programmer in Chicago or Detroit?

  14. Umm... get a lawyer? by Noose+For+A+Neck · · Score: 1

    Why are you asking Slashdot questions that are best answered by a lawyer? We're technology professionals, not legal professionals. You got a problem with how Linux works? Fine, we can help. You got a legal problem? You're playing with fire by submitting to Ask Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Umm... get a lawyer? by ceejayoz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree with you, it can still be useful to get others' experiences in similar situations, regardless of whether or not they're lawyers.

    2. Re:Umm... get a lawyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey luser

      he's asking so he can draw from the collective experience of the hive.

      now get back in line adjunct 894 of 4901

      p.s.

      no lawyer is going to give you what slashdot is going to give you: MULTIPLE VIEWPOINTS in a short period of time.

      it's like this:
      1. ask slashdot
      2. then go see lawyer.

      now shaddup

  15. Solidarity + Nothing under duress by evil_roy · · Score: 2

    You don't have to worry about unions/labour boards or whatever , but the first thing I would do is arrange a meeting with all of my co-workers/affected employees.
    Stick together and tell them to shove it. In my experience most of these tactics are bluff and usually not worth the paper they are written on - if you enter into an agreement under duress the agreement can be nullified. This is basically a threat - it may be common practise and give some business types a hard-on , but you don't have to cop it.

  16. Think EI! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are complaining about?

    You can claim Employement Insurance an get 60% of your wage for sitting on your ass and reading /.!

    1. Re:Think EI! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can get SIXTY PERCENT of my $124,000 base salary? More like $496/week in the state of Washington. Significantly less in California.

  17. An opportunity by metachimp · · Score: 1

    Hey, if you can't get another job, you can at least go back to school to brush up on your spelling and grammar...(Which definitely needs work...)

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    1. Re:An opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you can write my language as well as I can write yours...

  18. Easy! by sgt_getraer · · Score: 1

    I'd sue!

  19. Dragonian? by mu_wtfo · · Score: 1

    Don't you (and you, too, /. editor!) mean Draconian? I'm pretty sure that's it.

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    1. Re:Dragonian? by jmichaelg · · Score: 2

      Nah, he meant Dragonian - they're dragging him out and he's gone.

    2. Re:Dragonian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is called the 'Dame Edna Clause' and has only been used in Canada since the Lumberjack Song was banned from 'all male' gatherings.

  20. I am not a Canadian lawyer, by io333 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    however,

    It seems to me that if you are *not* already entitled to such a severance package, that they are, in essence,

    making you a settlement offer

    which you may or may not choose to accept.

    However,

    if you were already entitled to the package, and they suddently would not give it to you without this additional condition,

    then you could possibly, at a future date, argue during the suit that you were forced to agree to the additional condition while under some sort of duress,

    in which case the document may be held to be invalid. But this is risky.

    Maybe instead of the collective *cough* wisdom of Slashdot, might I suggest that

    you see a real lawyer instead?

  21. it'll also be fraud by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When you accept the money you fraudulently signed for.

    1. Re:it'll also be fraud by schlach · · Score: 2

      yeah but how will they know it was you? ; )

    2. Re:it'll also be fraud by shaldannon · · Score: 2

      Hmm...maybe by process of elimination on who they know took it and who they know didn't take it?

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  22. Canada by borg05 · · Score: 0

    That's what you get for living in Canada?
    Why live in America Jr. when you could live in America, anyway:)

    1. Re:Canada by eadint · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      what . i thought we took over canada last week. bush said there might be terrorist.
      oh well maybe next week.
      do they have indoor plumbing in canada ?

    2. Re:Canada by Darby · · Score: 2

      do they have indoor plumbing in canada ?

      Dude, that is flagrantly insulting to our hockey playing friends up north.

      They are obviously advanced enough to have learned that you can *not* have indoor plumbing in an igloo.
      The splatter alone would eventually melt through the wall of the igloo rendering it useless.

      Please try to have a little common courtesy, and use some common sense.
      It'll make the world a better place if all the different peoples can learn a little about each other, and show some respect.

  23. Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want your severance pay, sign it, smile, walk away and STFU. If you think you're better off without it because it takes away your gay ass freedom, then don't sign it!

    How hard could this possibly be? What kind of advice are you looking for (especially here)? Be glad you're even offered severance. There are plently of people that got laid off who didn't get shit AND probably had to sign some fucking agreement far worse than yours that they didn't like.

    Now stop fucking whining. Take the fucking money already, didn't you say you could use it?

    What an asshole.

  24. As a layoff winner... by Nijika · · Score: 5, Informative

    Luckily you're in Canada, where the layoff isn't such a bad thing if you're prepared. Some advice as a survivor (or lottery winner if you look at it that way).

    1) Weigh the severance. How long could you coast on what they're giving you before you have to apply for UI?

    2) Apply for UI right away (In Canada). You'll be entitled to at least 51% of your previous salary, and there are other benefits like education bonuses and stuff.

    3) If you really are going to file a lawsuit, review why. If it's just because you're mad think again. It may end up costing you more than you ever win.

    4) Those disclosure agreements are nearly impossible to enforce because they usually do step well beyond the laws they are built around.

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    1. Re:As a layoff winner... by topham · · Score: 2

      If you get severance it is used to delay EI payment. my GF was payed 4 weeks, which delays EI by 4 weeks.

    2. Re:As a layoff winner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! File for unemployment benifits and milk your fellow countrymen like a fucking leech! That's what those fuckers do down here in America. A huge portion of every paycheck I earn goes to help those who are too lazy or unfortunate to help themselves (as if it's my fucking fault they're in the position they are... fuckers...).

    3. Re:As a layoff winner... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 3, Informative

      Which is fine, because you have a limited number of weeks of UI and that won't change

      ie/ if she is entitled to 14 weeks, her 14 weeks start when the 4 weeks you mention are up

      AFAIK, correct me if i'm wrong

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    4. Re:As a layoff winner... by Phil+the+Canuck · · Score: 1

      The last time something similar happened to me, UI (or more "correctly" now, EI) held off for the period of my severance, but calculated my benefit period starting the day I was laid off.

    5. Re:As a layoff winner... by T-Ranger · · Score: 1
      Not that thats necessaraly a bad thing. If there paying you for, say, "two weeks" as opposed to a lump sum to get rid of you, your severence will likely be greater then your UI benifits, and possibly count towards hours too if your happen not to have enough. Or if you do but some are at a lower rate of pay it will help with the average.

      Since there will always be a delay for UI (because they wont pay you if your only unemployed for a short period, and they pay you at the end of the first 2 week period) and you wernt realy expecting to get canned you might have to live off the severence for a month or soo.

    6. Re:As a layoff winner... by HP+LoveJet · · Score: 1

      (as if it's through your own assiduousness that you were born into a family that could afford to provide you with ample food and adequate education...)

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    7. Re:As a layoff winner... by supafly613 · · Score: 1

      "You'll be entitled to at least 51% of your previous salary"

      Umm...I'm not sure what 'Canada' you live in but in the Canada I live in you max out at $413 per pay period.....max. It doesn't matter what salary you were making before.

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    8. Re:As a layoff winner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was $413 per week.

      Not per pay period.

      (I did not work out the new rates, $413 was for 1997-2000, the new rates are from some schedule, divided by 52, blah blah blah... )

    9. Re:As a layoff winner... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 3, Informative

      In BC it's a maximum of $413 per week, not per pay period. So $1652 month Of course, this is taxed like any other income (which is pretty stupid if you ask me), so you'll be making something more like $1200/month.

      Not a lot by any means, but should be sufficient to keep a roof overhead and food in stomach while looking for another job.

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    10. Re:As a layoff winner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us have never been fired or layed off because we have enough of a clue to avoid thouse situations.

    11. Re:As a layoff winner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, EI's a scam, too. How do you think the federal Liberals balanced the budget a few years back? They axed the EI payouts hugely, and didn't cut the contributions at all. Since then, they've cut the contributions about 5%, leaving a still monstrous difference in the funds in and out. The excess, naturally, goes to general revenue.

    12. Re:As a layoff winner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also came out a winner when I got laid off. What I did was get my ass in gear, get a new job and then I did not care about the severance. It was great - once the learned that I did not need the money they had to be nice to me... All in all, I managed to drag my heels and slow the whole process down enough that I got an extra two months of severance and got my benifits extended one extra month...

    13. Re:As a layoff winner... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      $1652 CAD not a lot?? Thats like $1050 USD which is quite a bit more than I made at my last job.

    14. Re:As a layoff winner... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Less than $1050 a month?? Where did you work?

    15. Re:As a layoff winner... by xinit · · Score: 2

      At least 51% of your salary? There is a maximum figure you can make, so if you were making $120K, you're not going to get 60%. You will likely get 60% if you were making in the neighbourhood of 30K, buth any higher and you're maxxed out.

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    16. Re:As a layoff winner... by fishbone42 · · Score: 1

      $1200 is about what I pay in rent a month. Only certain parts of Canada in 1200 near enough to survive on. It merely holds back the savings from vapourising on impact. Yes, I could move to a smaller place, but after a layoff, I challenge anyone to actually look forward to moving expense on top of that.

    17. Re:As a layoff winner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you.

      I went to the same "free" public schools as everyone else, you presumptious ass.

    18. Re:As a layoff winner... by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Your time will come...

    19. Re:As a layoff winner... by HP+LoveJet · · Score: 2

      Right. Those "free" public schools were paid for by tax money. The strict libertarian viewpoint you appear to espouse, when applied to education, tends to advocate the elimination of the public school system entirely. Therefore, those whose parents can't afford to send them to private school don't go to school at all.

      I don't see this as being any different from the system we have whereby housing and food for the poor and unfortunate (aka "welfare") are subsidized by taxes. Would you eliminate these programs, and say "If you can't afford to feed your children they can starve, and decrease the surplus population"? What if your parents had been in that situation?

      Oh, I went to public school too, and I think you meant "presumptuous."

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  25. this is starting to be a worrisome trend by peripatetic_bum · · Score: 1

    I havent criticized slashdot that much but there is a trend that I have seen now of people asking legal questions and wondering what to do about it.

    Of course as others have pointed out above that THEY NEED TO SEE A LAWYER, but I'm afraid that the person posting the question for slashdot might recieve an answer that they go with and not seek a lawyer since slashdot, despite itself, does get some extremely good and cogent posts.

    I suggest that in the future slashdot start hosting a legal section in which they post the results of legal work done on the questions that get asking in slashdot

    Thanks for reasing,

    G

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  26. Can't speak for Canada, but... by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in the U.S. such an agreement probably wouldn't be legally enforcable. I've known of several companies which included the covenant not to sue in their severance agreements, but the courts threw it out. I think it's mostly there as a red herring - getting the court to rule on it is just an extra step you're forced to go through. And it probably has some intimidation value - people who think they've waived their right to sue are less likely to try. But as always, check with a lawyer.

    1. Re:Can't speak for Canada, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      In most of the US this agreement would be legally binding and enforceable. It is a settlement agreement between you and the company. The company is giving you consideration (i.e. money, benefits, etc) in return for you agreeing to accept that consideration as fair compensation for any claims you may have from your firing.

      Most of the time you might as well sign this agreement, since you won't get the severance pay without it, and in the US you generally aren't entitled to it. Secondly, because the majority of US states are considered AT-WILL employment states, your employer can fire you at their whim. You could only sue for claims arrising out of sexual harrassment or discrimination based on a (legally) protected class.

      Even if you are the target of discrimination, it's very difficult to actually prove in court and the detrimental effect on your carrer when potential employeers do a background check and find that suit, generally make it not worth the trouble. Generally, it's in your own best interest to sign the agreement and take the severance package.

      Nolo Press has a decent self-help/tutorial about employees rights that covers these issues, and btw. these agreements are written by corporate lawyers and they generally actually do know what is legal and binding in a contract, so don't believe your average slashdotter that claims blah blah blah isn't legally enforcable.

  27. or better by gabec · · Score: 3, Funny

    sue them for the right to your severence package without having to sign away your right to sue. hehe.

  28. IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but you should talk to someone who is, if you want to try and fight this.

    If the "severance package" is more than is required by law, you may not have much luck (if it is the minimum required by law, of course just don't sign). Basically, although you feel you are being coerced, from a contract law POV, the company is asking you to agree not to sue and to keep quiet in exchange for extra money. Simple contract, and essentially voluntary on your part. BUT, from an employment law POV, there may be special statutes in your favor, so check.

    1. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is supposed to be I(heart)ANAL, but I guess you don't have the unicode heart character in that font so it just shows IANAL.

      For a full explanation of the history of IANAL and a better explanation, click here.

  29. LAbor board by eadint · · Score: 1

    Go see your labor board or whatever there is in canada. then see a lawyer. hell i wasnt going to get a severance package and then i threatened to sue. kablam severance package. so i guess it worked ok for me. i could ask you to sign a paper that says.
    1) you cant sue me
    2) i have the right to kill you for no appearant reason.
    3) your ugly and your mother dresses you funney
    eaven if you signed it it is not leagally binding.
    hospitals basically make you sign a similar agreement before admitting you.

  30. Could we get more info? by rakslice · · Score: 2

    Were you promised the severance package at hiring time?

  31. Legally by Uart · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can't sign away your right to sue. Sign it, then sue till your heart is content....

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    1. Re:Legally by alsta · · Score: 1

      No, but you can sign your right away to filing suit in a public court. They can enforce use of arbitrators, whose decisions cannot be appealed and you may be stuck with paying legal fees for both yourself and the company if you lose. Generally this is favorable for a company because it guarantees them that you will never sue.

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    2. Re:Legally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the f............

      TROLL? Are you kidding me? How about we stop drinking before we moderate?

    3. Re:Legally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops i farted again, i ripped a big fart, my panties are stained. please open a hatch, and light up a match - im am incontinent!

  32. It depends by scowling · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is your severance package generous? That is, is it more than two weeks' pay? In any jurisdiction in Canada, you're entitled to two weeks' pay or two weeks' notice when being terminated without cause or laid off. They can't deny you that, end of story. Even if they go bankrupt, the principals of the company are personally responsible for two weeks' pay (if you don't get notice instead).

    Now, IANAL.

    If you sign away your right to sue, it's gone. You have entered into a binding contract; contract law in Canada is pretty straightforward. The questions become: is the severance package attractive enough? Will I regret signing away my ability to sue?

    The third question is "do I want to burn my bridge?" If you refuse to sign, the odds increase that you won't get a good reference for future work, and tech work is harder and harder to find in Canada since the dot-bomb.

    Were it me in your shoes and they were offering me (say) a month's pay, I'd sign, ask for a written reference, and start looking for work. Of course, I'd also bitch and moan about their ridiculous terms to anyone who'd listen, but that doesn't cost me anything.

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    1. Re:It depends by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      Here are some google links to the LRB's across Canada if you are actually getting screwed:

      google: labour relations

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    2. Re:It depends by Macdamn · · Score: 1

      If you sign away your right to sue, it's gone. IANAL, but I'm pretty sure a contract saying you won't sue doesn't mean crap. They just want you to think you can't sue so you'll be less likely to bother. Here's an example. When you go bungee jumping off of some 300 ft bridge, they're gonna make you sign a bunch of stuff, including a document saying you won't sue them if you get injured. But if the cord breaks and you fall into the river below and break your neck, you sure as hell have the right to sue them for negligence, despite what you signed. In the other words, no contract voids a company's liability if in fact they break a law.

    3. Re:It depends by Arker · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you sign away your right to sue, it's gone. You have entered into a binding contract; contract law in Canada is pretty straightforward.

      IANAL, and I don't know much about Canadian law specifically, so no one should simply take my word on this without consulting further, preferably with a competent Canadian barrister who works in contract law. That said, I'm pretty sure Canadian contract law follows the main gist of common law in this area like the rest of the anglosphere, and that would mean that

      1. Unless the severance package is more than he is otherwise legally entitled to, then this 'contract' is null and void on its face. This is because a valid contract is always an exchange - it requires that both parties receive a benefit. Therefore if they are only offering what he is already legally entitled to, either by contract or statute, this is not a legal contract and would be laughed out of court.

      2. Judges tend to take a fairly dim view of contracts that would limit the judges ability to try any case they want. That is to say, even if it is a legal contract, if it went before a judge that for any reason whatsoever decided he'd rather try it, he would have no difficulty coming up with a pretext to void it. Judges have been doing that for many years.

      So I must disagree with your statement quoted above.

      That said, this guy definately needs to talk with a canadian contract lawyer and receive competent and specific legal advise before he signs anything!

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    4. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a lawyer and my practice is restricted to employment law. Believe me, your "IANAL" statement is appropriate. Every single thing in the first paragraph of your post is completely wrong. First, slightly over two weeks pay is anything but generous for virtually any terminated employee. Second, the statutory minimum payment upon termination runs up to 8 weeks in most provinces, not 2 weeks, and potentially up to 34 weeks in Ontario (though you only get that with 26 years service with an employer whose payroll is in excess of 2.5 million dollars). This is to say nothing of an employee's common law entitlement, which is often greatly in excess of employment standards. Third, the "principals of the company" is a ambiguous term. If you're referring to the directors of a corporation, in Ontario they are NOT personally liable for termination and severance pay under the Employment Standards Act - they are liable for unpaid wages, which is something different and if that corporation goes bankrupt, termination and severance pay is just an unsecured debt, which means I wouldn't hold my breath waiting to see any money.

      I won't even bother going through the rest of your posting. The guy needs to see a lawyer.

    5. Re:It depends by Debillitatus · · Score: 2

      That's a sweet name, my friend.

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    6. Re:It depends by iamplasma · · Score: 1

      As for 1. you aren't quite right, a contract in the form of a deed (ie if he's signing an appropriately formatted written document, with a witness' signature) a contract can still be enforceable even if it only contains unilateral consideration. In other words, if the employers are smart, they can make it binding anyway.

      2. Well, that much is fairly true. You can still sue, but that lawsuit would really have to be with regards to the illegitimacy of your severance contract, as forbearance to sue is an accepted and recognised form of consideration. That's why out-of-court settlements are binding.

      Though of course, IANAL.

    7. Re:It depends by octalgirl · · Score: 1

      "Will I regret signing away my ability to sue?"

      Do you WANT to sue? Is there a real reason? It seems silly to fret about losing your right to sue if you weren't going to do it anyway. Were you discriminated against? Do you think your employer has stolen an idea of yours, and just wants you gone so they can run with it themselves? Is something else suspicious? If this is really just a standard layoff because a company is going under, then take the money and run. If you ever did end up in court (doubtful unless there is a real reason to), you could probably claim you signed under duress because you needed the money. Human Resources often want to collect stupid papers to fill their files because it makes them feel they covered everything. As so many posters have noted, contacting your labor board will let you know what your real rights are, as far as carry over health benefits, minimum severence, re-training, etc.

    8. Re:It depends by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      Yes, it means that when I give advice like this, I don't have to add the obligatory IANAL :)

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    9. Re:It depends by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      I am sorry, but signing something does not mean you are entering into a binding contract. From my engineering law, it depends if it is civil law and criminal law. Civil law is where the money is made from suing. Hence the company is saving its butt from that. But in criminal law you cannot simply sign things away. For example if the company broke the law by doing things like aiding drug lords launder money, then no contract in the world can hold that you keep trade secrecy.

      Otherwise the mafia could have it really easy and say, sure you can sign this contract. And read the small print if you pay we break body parts. At that point the mob could be legal, which we all know is not!

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  33. Usual, not unusal by Courageous · · Score: 4, Informative

    These provisions are in no way unusual, they are boiler plate. And yes, they have the right. You do not have to sign, it's optional. Your severance pay is a courtesy, and they aren't required to pay you any. So if you want your severance pay, sign your papers. You're not going to get it if you don't. Your only reason to not sign these papers is if you believe you have a legitimate cause for legal action against this company.

    C//

    1. Re:Usual, not unusal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Severance is mandated in most provinces at some set minimum percentage of a persons gross salary.

      They are legally entitled to it

      However, an employer may delay payment of this if a person quits without notice. If they let a person go without notice they are required to pay this money right away and cannot withhold it (at least not in Alberta)

      Any excess beyond this is a "settlement" so you won't harass them with a lawsuit. But I *doubt* you can in fact sign away your right to sue them for things like negligence, etc. You should check with a lawyer as to whether they can require you to sign uch a release and whether it would be enforcable in your jurisdiction

      In Alberta I do not believe that they can actually restrict your right to sue for some things (negligence, etc) but they may be able to restrict you from suing for wrongful dismissal, etc which is what these sorts of agreements are generally aimed at.

      Maybe get them to word it specifically as to what they dont want you suing for instead of just a blanket statement about not suing. Get them to specify what they don't want you suing for.

      BUT TALK TO A LAWYER

    2. Re:Usual, not unusal by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Informative
      Not true in Canada, for example, in Alberta (where I live):

      The length of notice an employer is required to give depends on the duration of employment and must be in writing. The minimum notice requirements that employers must give are:

      one week - for employment of more than three months, but less than two years
      two weeks - for employment of two years, but less than four years,
      four weeks - for employment of four years, but less than six years,
      five weeks - for employment of six years, but less than eight years,
      six weeks - for employment of eight years, but less than 10 years, and
      eight weeks - for employment of 10 years or more.
      An employer may choose to give pay for the required notice period instead of providing notice. A combination of written notice and pay in lieu of notice (termination pay) is also acceptable.

      Taken from here
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    3. Re:Usual, not unusal by Courageous · · Score: 2

      Well. Erm. I was going to say "what the fuck are you talking about, Candada?". Then I reviewed the article, and saw that I missed that part. Silly me. Anyway, at a guess, if the severence is larger than the minimum amount, the difference between the minimum and the actual offered award is entirely discretionary. If the difference is small, I woudln't bother signing at all.

  34. Always look at the bright side by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 3, Funny

    You didn't only get laid off, you're off and with time to get laid.

    You never know what you can contract that way...

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    1. Re:Always look at the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...except when you're out of work, you get laid about as often as you get paid.

  35. Yes, they can do it by NineNine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's very simple. You're not entitled to severance. Unless you signed something in your starting contract that explicitly entitled to severance (this usually doesn't happen for anybody except for executives), the company doesn't have to pay you a dime in severance pay. Consider yourself VERY fucking lucky to get anything on your way out, and sign the damn papers. Most people are simply asked to leave, and that's it. No severance of any kind.

  36. Wow by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    I wish my company offered me dragons as part of the severance package...

  37. Next Time by PotatoMan · · Score: 4, Informative
    This is not a severance package; it's a contract. They want to pay you not to sue, etc. Treat it accordingly.


    When you take your next job, learn from this. The time for negotiating a severance package is on the way in! A severance package is part of your total compensation, just like vacation, profit sharing, etc.


    Get it in writing.

    1. Re:Next Time by walt-sjc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, in the US it's typically known as an Employment Agreement. I had one with a dot bomb and ended up with a NICE chunk of change at the end, significanty more than those that didn't. Note that unless you are Very valuable to a company, you probably won't get one. Also note that if a company goes bankrupt, the agreement means NOTHING as you are just one of the creditors. In fact, in a bankruptsy situation, the company CAN'T pay severance unless approved by the court (which has a close to zero chance of happening.) I've been in THAT situation too.

      Anyway, these severance agreements are Standard Operating Proceedure, but may contain things that are not enforcable.

  38. Depends Upon Where You Live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your rights in the work place vary greatly depending upon where you live. If this matter is important to you, then I strongly advise you to contact a lawyer.

    I used to work for a large broadcasting company that had a lot of properties all around the US. My office was at one of the major market properties.

    The company was purchased by a larger outfit and since they already had corporate management, I was instructed that I was to be laid off effective on a certain date. A rather tactful way of handling it I thought.

    When the day came, the agreement was absolutely unbeliveable. In order to get 3 months of severance, I had to agree that I would not work for any other broadcasting company for a period of 24 months, that I was required to turn over any and all software used for my job (I paid for it) and I could not discuss the terms nor my separation from the company with anyone at any time. I also had to agree that I would not sue their company for any reason at any time.

    Fortunately, I was prepared and had my attorney show up the morning of my final day. My state is a right to work state, so even if I agreed to the no-compete clause, it was invalid unless they paid me my salary for the time they wished me not to work in the broadcasting field.
    They were also reminded that any right I gave up to them was to be fairly compensated. Again, I was not giving them anything for 3 months of severance.

    As I expected, they refused and my attorney sternly informed them that the next time they would hear from me would be from one of the properties of their competitor unless they agreed to my terms. After they heard that their nearest competitor had interviewed me, they quickly and generously purchased my right to work in the broadcasting field for a period of 24 months. Let me tell you, there's nothing like a 2 year paid vacation! Ok, one year and 3 months by the time the attorney fees were paid.

    The long and short of this is that if you hold a lot of secrets they do not want told, and you don't mind pushing the limits, I would make them buy your cooperation. But again, that depends on what your attorney tells you.

  39. Ask a lawyer by md_doc · · Score: 1

    Most places actually have employment boards that will answer questions like this for you. I had to sign a contract to work for a company once that said I could not sue them but instead we could go to mediation (which just costs a lot less). I had talked to a lawyer after that said you can always sue even if you sign something saying you would not sue... it would then be up to the judge to figure out in your case if it is legal for you to sue or not depending on what the situation is. If you are leaving and see no reason to sue them why pass up your severence package?

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  40. Two things by Phil+the+Canuck · · Score: 1
    1. Where in Canada? Labour law is under provincial jurisdiction.

    2. Yes, they can withhold your severance if you refuse to sign, unless there is an agreement in place (i.e. a collective bargaining agreement) that entitles you to severance.

  41. Two can play that game by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 3, Funny

    You say that they want you to sign something saying you won't sue them before they'll give you your severance pay. Well, turn it around: make it clear to them that, since you'll have nothing better to do with your time, you'll go sue-crazy if they don't give you your severence. You'll file separate suits for each percieved wrong they've ever done you, and you'll represent yourself. Their $500/hour lawyers will be wasting their time against your own out-of-work self. If necessary, you'll make a real stink about it, complete with media interviews, picketing, letters to their remaining clients, whatever.

    If they're so freaked out by the possibility of you suing them, it's a perfect weapon to use against them.

    Of course, you shouldn't necessarily expect a glowing recommendation from them, but they'll probably be to scared to actually write anything other than, ``He worked here.''

    Remember, all they've got against you at this point is that severance package. You are under no obligation to sign anything new, and they're still obliged to give you that severance package (assuming it's in your contract or otherwise has already been promised to you). I really doubt they want to go to court over it, and you've got every reason to do so. The ball's in your...court.

    Good luck,

    b&

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    1. Re:Two can play that game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the court can label your feeble attempts at revenge as "vexatious litigation" and throw your case out of court, along with your hairy ass.

      The courts generally frown on being used as a forum for public entertainment. A judge I know said it simply: "We're not a fscking circus. We're the court."

      Then again, that whole O.J. trial was pretty fscking comedic, when you stop and think about it.

    2. Re:Two can play that game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know how much it costs for a company to get to the point where they can ask the judge to throw it out? It will be months down the line and many $$$ spent of lawyer fees.

    3. Re:Two can play that game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In frivilous lawsuits, do you pay your attorney's fees _and_ the fees of the defendent? Don't sue unless you have a case. You have bretter things to do than sue for fun, like train/look for your next job.

    4. Re:Two can play that game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much at all.

      The company has lawyers on retainer. They have one of their clerks write up a Motion for Summary Judgement, file it, get a court date, a month later they show up and get case thrown out. Best of all, since the lawsuit was completely frivolous, homeboy has to pay for his own lawyer, the company's lawyers, and the court costs, which probably add up to significantly more than the original severance check that he decided to be an ass about.

  42. If I were you.... by mdechene · · Score: 1

    ...I'd move to America, and then sue them. You're much more likely to win here...Mental stress induced by overly complicated severance paperwork. Should be a quick and painless way to at least quadruple your firing-bonus.

    --

    Karma: Not Particularly Funny.
  43. Been there, done that by Alderete · · Score: 5, Informative

    A year and a half ago, my dot.bomb went under, and they gave us a pretty egregious agreement to sign. I signed it and turned it in, because I had not only severance (really, paying out of my vacation) but also several thousand dollars in expenses (training classes I'd put on my credit card).

    However, upon further research and advice from others who had done this before, it turned out that I could have instead filed with the California Labor Board, and gotten not only the severance and expenses, but penalties if they were not paid in a timely fashion.

    So, if I'd done some research, and been willing to go without the checks for a few extra weeks (or maybe a few months), I might have actually made more money not signing the agreement

    In the end, though, the one-sided terms made the agreement a null contract; I was getting nothing (that I was not already entitled to by law), the company was getting something, and a valid contract requires that both parties actually get something from the other. I don't feel bound by the agreement (in areas like confidentiality, not talking trash, etc. -- though I don't have any reason to violate them either), and don't have any reason to test the more expensive clauses (not suing).

    The real point here is, if you don't want to sign for some reason, look into your local labor laws. In California, the process for filing is (apparently) fairly simple, and the process of finding against the company is straightforward.

    There are usually local organizations, usually not-for-profits, which can advise you of your rights and the law. Look for them via Google, if you can't find someone to give you a direct reference.

    Good luck!

  44. The bigger picture. by unicron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Take the damn severence package. I don't know what your family situation is like but put pride WAY after keeping food in your kids' mouths. Hell, especially if you don't have beef with them besides the fact that they went under, what do you care if you lose your right to sue them?

    I for one put bills/food/housing before my sense of feeling hunky-dory.

    --
    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
    1. Re:The bigger picture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one put bills/food/housing before my sense of feeling hunky-dory.

      alright, i'll pay you $100 to act like my trained monkey for a week.

  45. you can't do anything by thexdane · · Score: 1

    as the title of the comment says you can't do anything, the waiver they are having you sign is something that all companies do to cover their butts.

    i used to work for an online college that's in ontario and the lovely new proprietors claimed our jobs were not going to be lost and we got laid off two weeks later and i had to sign the same piece of paper.

    i asked someone who went through the same thing with a large financial institution and they said sign the paper, you'll just lose money and waste money talking to a lawyer about it. they took the lawyer route and had to pay money and didn't get the severance package.

    unless you have a reason to sue, just sign the paper and take the severance package and be on your merry way.

  46. As a Canadian who went through this last year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was laid of by an American company (I was part of a sales team in Canada).

    The offer they are making you (if it is in excess of the minimum by law) is what the agreement is about. For example, if they offer you additional severance pay above the legal limit, you agreeing to receive that goes hand in hand with removing your right to sue.

    Stay away from court if at all possible. In Canada, your maximum awarded damages are equal to your suffering due to layoff - for example, if you find work in two weeks of similar compensation, your total damages would be two weeks pay (plus any transition costs).

    Focus on getting a new job - the tech industry is tough right now but there are jobs out there.

    In my case, I lobbed the offer back at them and asked them to increase it based on three items they weren't aware of:

    1. The laid me off one week before final closing documents on my first house purchase (and the management had known about this purchase for four months).
    2. They recruited me to the position from another job.
    3. In the interim time between the recruitment and my layoff, I would have vested options at my old job that would have been worth a substancial amount.

    All those things being said - when I spoke to counsel they still recommended me to take the offer as it was fair and equitable considering my age (under 30), no kids, and my employability.

    They ended up increasing my offer substancially (tripled it, in fact) but I would have taken it either way, as within a week of the layoff I had four job prospects.

    Go, get another job. Lawsuits are not worth your time and energy (and money!). Leave the past behind, and move onto the future.

    Good luck!

  47. Is it worth it? by phriedom · · Score: 4, Informative

    When a co-worker was layed off from our rather small company, he refused the deal, much to the consternation of the HR director. The sticking point for him was the non-compete clause. He decided it was foolish to rule out employment from a competitor for a couple weeks worth of pay. Here in my state, the employer isn't required to pay you for saved-up-vacation when you leave, nor any kind of severance, so the difference between what they have to do (pay you for the time you worked) and what they are offering could be quite substantial.

    A second cow-worker told me his former boss had threatened to withold the last paycheck unless he signed the papers, which would have been illegal. So he called the guys bluff saying "Keep it, I've already signed everything I'm going to sign back when I was hired." The boss caved and handed him his money.

    If you are thinking of not taking the deal, you could try editing the severance agreement yourself and deleting the objectionable parts before signing it as a counter-offer.

    --
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    1. Re:Is it worth it? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this sentance:

      So he called the guys bluff saying "Keep it, I've already signed everything I'm going to sign back when I was hired."

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    2. Re:Is it worth it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a poor sentence.

      How about: My cow-worker called the bluff of his boss, saying "You can keep my paycheck. I signed an agreement when I was hired. I'm not signing another one now."

  48. Severance should be negotiated up front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know that a lot of people won't believe this, but not everyone works as an 'at will' employee with zero recourse. Negotiation is part of the deal. It took me quite a while to figure that out, and I'm always learning more.

    When you leave a decent position where you have seniority, you're potentially giving up a lot. You need to negotiate vacation, severance, option-buy-back on pre-IPO companies, extended option maturation (do they expire 30 days after you're laid off?) and anything else that is important to you.

    This is most important with start-ups because 90% of them fail. Even fewer actually IPO. What is your exit strategy? As an early investor, how do you attain 'liquidity'? Don't be afraid to ask that question up-front - your manager is. If it doesn't IPO for 10 years, how do you cash in on your shares? Because when you leave, they may not pay you anything for your shares.

    You need a contract!

    Once the product is designed and built, they may decide that they no longer need as many engineers and instead should concentrate on sales and marketing. Uh, okay - but they'd better buy your shares back for what they've been telling people they are now worth. They also need to pay you that severance you negotiated up front.

    If they tell you 'sign or else', consider that the deal might not be as good as one where the terms are actually negotiated. Terminate at any time without reason?

    In general, you need good career management skills (and a great career - slackers need not apply) to pull this off. Do any schools teach that? Any recommendations for good books?

  49. That's what we need... by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    A constitutional ammendment to the effect that "Any agreement that requires you to surrender the rights enumerated in this document shall be considered valid, in whole or in part, in a court of law."

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  50. Manitoba by topham · · Score: 3, Informative

    Copied text from Manitoba labour (note: this is NOT copies of the regulations per say, but rather their booklet. In and of itself it has no legal standing.. blah blah blah...) [it is supposed to represent the labour code though...]


    Employers who intend to terminate the employment of
    50 or more employees within a period of 4 weeks must
    provide written notice to the Minister of Labour, any
    applicable union, and to the affected employees as follows:
    NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES WEEKS OF NOTICE REQUIRED
    50 - 100 10
    101 - 299 14
    300+ 18
    If the required notice is not provided, the employer must
    pay wages equivalent to the weeks of notice listed above.


    If it is less than 50 employees then it is 1 pay period.

    1. Re:Manitoba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I know, most provinces have "mass termination" clauses in their labour laws - the number is usually 50. Also, most companies know this and won't terminate 50 at once ;)

      After the co. I worked for went bankrupt this summer, someone consulted an HR lawyer about this (about 55 people were terminated, but it was a bankruptcy, so mitigating circumstances...)

    2. Re:Manitoba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, meant to say, this was in Ontario...

  51. Okay... as it happens, I know this. by mark-t · · Score: 2

    Regardless of what you sign or do not sign, you are entitled to a severance package that amounts to approximately one week's pay for each full year of working for that company. This is only an approximation, but you can check your province's labour standards act for specifics. If the company witholds the severance package that you are legally entitled to then they are accountable directly to the provincial government for that act.

    Further, and again, regadless of whether or not you sign the paper, you will not give up any of your rights with regards to the regional labour standards or human rights acts. Violation of those rights is covered under the regional Criminal Code, and in Canada you cannot waive those rights. Go ahead and sign it -- any legal rights you already had cannot be waived by your signature.

    1. Re:Okay... as it happens, I know this. by mark-t · · Score: 2

      Okay... before I get a hundred zillion replies telling me I was wrong, let me amend the above by stating that the severance package described above and that you are legally and always entitled to only applies if you are receiving the package in lieu of that number of weeks notice.

    2. Re:Okay... as it happens, I know this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay... before I get a hundred zillion replies telling me I was wrong, let me amend the above by stating that the severance package described above and that you are legally and always entitled to only applies if you are receiving the package in lieu of that number of weeks notice. ... and only applies where the poster lives.

      The great state of Caifornia has no such law. Employers in Cali don't have to give you anything other than courteously hand you a phone book so that you can lookup the number number for the Employment Development Department (800-547-3506).

      --
      Eric Ziegast

  52. Seriously - Why ask this here? by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

    Slashdot is hardly a place where Canadian Labour Attorneys hang out - it was said many times above - go talk to your provincial LRB

    You seem to be getting a lot of bad advice because Canadian Law != US Law
    Ie/ depending on the province, you are *entitled* to a severance package, despite what the posters above say

    --
    Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
    1. Re:Seriously - Why ask this here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this Canadian employment lawyer reads Slashdot and I'm telling the guy NOT to go to the Labour Relations Board. Contrary to popular opinion, the Labour Relations Board has virtually nothing to do with the termination of an individual employee from his or her employment. The guy needs to see a lawyer experienced at employment law. The advice people are posting here is so utterly wrong it would be hilarious if it weren't for the fact that people may be misled by it.

  53. at least you GET a severence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was laid off from Excite@Home (anyone remember THEM!?) they didn't give people any severence (understandable given that they HAD NO MONEY!). My manager told me that they were initially planning on having people sign the usual agreements, etc, but the obvious problem was - why would anyone actaully sign anything giving up their rights if they are being laid off with no severence!?

    IMO the worst part about these contracts is the "non-compete agreements" - watch out for that one... though it sounds like California has finally made some progress on that, hopefully others will follow...

  54. My Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sign the papers but (this is the most important part) cross your fingers while you are doing it.

    FR

  55. What a lawyer would probably tell you by ESarge · · Score: 1

    IANAL.
    If you have worries then go see one.

    I am not a lawyer but I've studied New Zealand contract law. Both New Zealand and Canada have common law systems - most of contract law is based on UK cases which both judiciaries look on as "highly persuasive". Canadian law (statute or case) may override what I say here.

    Check your employment contract and anything they have said to you in order to induce you to sign that employment contract. Secondly check the local labour law that applies to your area. If you are entitled to anything under any of the above then you are due that whether or not you agree not to sue them.
    Both you and your employer have agreed to this and that's your starting point. Neither party can retroactively change the provisions of a contract except in certain circumstances.

    Now if they want you to give up your right to sue then they need to offer you some form of consideration for that. This means they must give you more money (or something else good) in exchange. That's perfectly valid but even then the courts may look on your employer's actions with suspicion. In general the courts don't like people making contracts which exclude their jurisdiction. PayPal got hit by that recently.

    Contracts for settlement are generally used in more specific circumstances. i.e. you are, in fact, sueing or about to sue them in some specific cause of action. A general purpose one probably wouldn't hold up in New Zealand but, I suspect, would in the US. I can't speak for Canada.

    I suggest that you examine any reasons you might have for sueing them. If you think you might have anything you might get home on then go see a lawyer and talk it over.
    Also examine what the working environment was like in general. Is it likely that you will get sick in the future from something that happened to you while employed by them. Important point: was it reasonably forseeable for them to predict that? i.e. if some new disease/syndrome comes up but your employer could not have known what they were doing would cause it then you won't be able to sue them in negligence because negligence requires the harm to reasonably forseeable (Donahue v Stevenson I believe).

    In conclusion: if you're worried consult a lawyer. If they've done something that you could possible sue for consult a lawyer. If they haven't then take the money.

  56. It is time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to move out of little America and into big America. Why is there a post about Canada? Last I heard it wasn't even a real country.

  57. Don't Tell Him.... by fm6 · · Score: 2

    ...tell Cliff. This is the second "I need legal advice" Ask Slashdot this week!

  58. draGonian by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2

    I have received my papers and they are simply dragonian!

    Thou require'th a knight to slay these beasts of oppression.

    --

    In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    1. Re:draGonian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With grammer like his it's no wonder he is getting "layed off!"

  59. Get a lawyer by entropy_uc · · Score: 1

    Sadly there are times in life when you simply MUST get a lawyer. This is one of them.

    Canada's labour laws are considerably more favorable than the United States. You may not be required to sign anything to get your severance. In fact, you should consult with a lawyer just to be certain they are offering a reasonable amount of severance. Do a ROI analysis and see if it is worthwhile fighting. A short letter on the letterhead of a law firm can change people's attitudes remarkably fast.

  60. Simple questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    What's the IP worth to them and you? If it's worth alot to you (working for the competition), don't sign. If it's worth alot to them, don't sign -- at least until they up the ante to your liking. If it's worthless to the both of you, sign it and move on.

  61. Sounds typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Normally if you take their money, then you sign over your rights.

    If your dot com is in Cali, the most of this stuff doesn't matter because the courts in California are on the side of employees in order to keep the job market as liquid as possible.

  62. We get 2 months extra severance... by whoda · · Score: 1

    When you get laid off, if we sign a form saying we won't sue.

  63. Terminated... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


    Ok, so you're not with the company any more. Do you have something to sue for? Do they still have something of yours, or owe you something?

    If you feel that you may someday want to sue them, don't sign it.

    You can always play rougher with them.. Tell them that you won't sign it as-is, and you do want your severance pay. If they won't change the wording to your liking, and won't pay, tell them that you *WILL* sue them if they don't pay your severance.

    Seems like a pretty easy decision.. They change the wording and you don't sue, or you drag the company into court and make life a little more difficult for them..

    Of course, you said they're the traditional dot-com failure, so they probably have $0.35 in the bank, and the corporation is probably well seperated from the owners. It's your call. If you decide to sue, you may get the court telling you that you're entitled to all of their assets, which may at that point be your old desk chair and an old coffee maker.

    --
    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  64. Stealth Agreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're lucky. When Ticketbastard laid me off, the agreement I signed said that I couldn't even acknowledge the existence of the agreement to anyone outside Ticketbastard (plus the usual non-disparagement crap). Bastards!

  65. Have you seen Jon Katz? by egg+troll · · Score: 1

    Its not here to assist this person in his plight. Its here to send traffic to Slashdot and ferment discussion on the boards. This guy knows he'll need a lawyer, regardless of what advice he gets from Slashdot.

    --

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  66. been there... somewhat... by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 5, Informative

    Last December, I burned out, went on long time disability with my corporate insurance package, and three weeks later, kaboom! Get called in a meeting, where they tell me I'm no longer part of the company's plan.

    They tried to have me sign a bunch of papers, which of course, I did not want to sign. Said I had to think it over. They even tried to pressure me into signing. I took them to a lawyer specialized in labor issues. He said I should just tell them to shove it. Legally, when on sick leave, you cannot be fired. So I decided to run with it, lodged a complaint with the labor board in Quebec. Real easy process to start.

    Within days, I was contacted by one of their lawyers, saying I had done the right thing. Within a month, I had gone to mediation with my ex employer, got a very fat check out of it, a letter of reference, and a contact person at the company that will by law confirm whatever was written in the letter.

    Lesson here: TALK TO A LAWYER.

    Lesson 2: Get in touch with the labor board in your province. They are there to protect the WORKERS. They will side with you if you have a cause, or tell you up front you're wasting their time and yours.

    'nuff said. Hope things will work out good for you.

    --

    Marriage is considered capital punishment for the theft of a goat in some third world countries...

    1. Re:been there... somewhat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Cedric, you weren't "burned out" enough to keep you from posting to Slashdot 105 times during that period. You've explained exactly everything thats *wrong* with employment law today - people like you give people with *real* disabilities a bad name. I'm glad you posted with your real ID so the rest of us burnouts can throw your resume away when we get it.

  67. See a Lawyer! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    Most of what you are describing is illegal in the US, which tends to offer less legal protection than most countries.

    The fact is that you need to see a lawyer. Your employer is trying to bully you, and there is no way you should let them take advantage of you.

    1. Re:See a Lawyer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No most of what this person is describing is completely legal and enforcable in the US.

      Considering that most US states provide for at-will employement, your employeer doesn't have to give you anything and can get rid of you for vitually any reason.

      You can only sue about you termination if it was based on discrimination of a protected class or sexual harassment (ie. put out or get out).

    2. Re:See a Lawyer! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No most of what this person is describing is completely legal and enforcable in the US.

      In the US, if you are entitled to a severance package as part of the terms aand conditions of your employment, the employer cannot require you to sign a no-sue agreement at the time of your departure in exchange for this severence since you were already entitled to it. The employee has to offer you something extra. If they try this, the agreement is valueless.

      In addition there are a lot of very strict rules covering the form and execution of this agreement, especially if the employer wishes immunity from suit under ADEA. Some of these can be seen at:

      http://www.cbia.com/HRBus/EmploymentIssues/Termi na tions/sepagreementsT.htm

    3. Re:See a Lawyer! by MonkeyBoy · · Score: 2

      FWIW, with companies in the US, the corporate HR policy in regards to severance can also be used, IF they have a policy.

      When I was laid off by Viacom they had a standard corporate policy for all layoffs, used to calculate the number of weeks of severance. Since I'd been there for 8 years, and hadn't taken a vacation the last year, I got roughly 9 weeks of pay after leaving. This was corporate policy for all layoffs.

      Now, in addition to this I had the option of signing a restrictive contract that required me not to discuss the terms of the severance package, not badmouth Viacom, not sue, etc. for an additional 2 weeks of pay.

      Yes, I chose not to sign. I already had 8 weeks coming and was working part-time at my future employer after hours, with an agreement that I would begin full-time once the company shut down. Double pay for over 2 months was nice.

      Not that it was all roses. The management team they brought in the final year, after the long-timers all abandoned ship, made every single employee's life a living hell the final week of their employment (fired with 'cause' = no severance). These were a couple of dicks who I will never, ever work with again, and frankly will badmouth at every opportunity I get.

      Evidently I'm not the only one because they never got another job in the video game industry again. The industry is so small, and word of mouth spreads so fast, they ended up just screwing themselves.

      --

      Moof!

    4. Re:See a Lawyer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never known a company in the US employing software engineers to offer severence in writing at hiring. If they don't offer it in writing, they owe you nothing, as far as I've been brainwashed to believe.
      They do have to pay you your last check, and, at least in CA, acrued vacation and sick leave must be paid out. The result at many companies has been some way of having no acrued sick leave, or merging sick leave with vacation. At S**, the policy was 2 weeks + 1 week for every year over 4 as severence pay. If you qualified for a sabbatical -- you lost it -- not an acrued benefit. Employees were not allowed to purchase any of their used equipment or furniture, though at least in one case, they were willing to throw in an employee's, dr.-prescribed, medical equipment for a work injury if the employee signed papers agreeing not to sue, otherwise the employee was to return the prescribed equipment.
      It turns out they knew about safety issues in the worker's environment and refused to correct them. Five days after the employee was injured due to the reported safety issues, the employee was laid off. Then they use the employee's medical equipment as further coercion for the employee to sign the papers. Seems like they are just slightly more interested in having this employee sign papers than the average employee.
      Capitalism -- ain't it great? And not, it isn't a simple matter to file a grievance in CA. It takes nearly 3 months just to get an appointment with the labor commission and the governor's office is cutting their budget further at the urging of big companies. Then it takes another year, minimum just to investigate charges, after which you may be able to get a lawyer to take the case.
      1$ = 1 vote. It's the American way!

  68. IANAL by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    I'm getting more use out of my business law class, wish I saved the book. US Contract law, which generally arises from the British common law, so I would assume it is similar in Canada, but you should check with legal council before proceding, allows you to sign away almost any rights granted to you through a contract. (Wow I even have massive runnon sentances like a lawyer, perhaps I missed a calling.) So they can offer an agreement for you to exchange your legal rights for severance. However, there are a few exceptions, the main one being if the terms are onerous, they can be thrown out by a judge. Although that could be only a part of the Uniform Commercial Code UCC.
    Also, is there a provision for abritration? That is usually customary if they wish to remove your right to sue. If there is you do have some hope if they try to screw you, but some arbitration boards, are set to rubber stamp managment decisions. Arbitration is usually used to prevent the huge punative damages that can be awarded by juries, also they tend to be quicker than lawsuits, and are highly preferable to a trial. If there was not a provision for abritration, I would think pretty hard about life without severance, if I had any potential greviences.

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  69. that's the usual deal by g4dget · · Score: 2
    Basically, the company isn't obligated to pay you anything. They are offering you the severance pay in return for not having to worry about you anymore.

    You have to decide whether the deal is worth it to you. If you don't plan on sueing and if the rest of the conditions don't prohibit you from doing something you might reasonably want to do, why not agree?

  70. Just Cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From http://labour.hrdc-drhc.gc.ca/psait_spila/lmnec_es lc/eslc/stand11-e1.html


    The statutory provisions of notice of termination of employment take their origins in the breach of contract rules in common law or in very similar rules of Quebec civil law. A person who is employed for an indefinite term, and whose employment is terminated for reasons other than disciplinary, is entitled under common law to a period of reasonable notice prior to termination, or to an amount of pay that he or she would have received if he or she had worked for that period. The courts have determined the period of notice that would have reasonably been required on the facts of each case. In doing so, they have considered the nature of the work, the length of service of the employee, age, experience and training and on an assessment of how long a person in the plaintiff's line of work and with the same attributes would need in order to find another suitable job. Employees doing work requiring little skill or responsibility have been considered to be entitled to shorter notices, while professional and managerial employees usually command longer periods.


    There is a big difference between being laid off and terminated. If you were terminated without just cause, then you are likely to be entitled to severance. Be careful what you sign, and if you are concerned go see a lawyer!!!!

  71. Strike out the clause and sign by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can simply strike out the clause about not sueing and initial by the strikeout. Then sign and turn in. Especially if they don't check it carefully, i.e. if you turn it in to someone who is not a lawyer, it may not be noticed. What you are doing is in effect making a counteroffer. If they give you the money, it amounts to acceptance and the deal is done. If they catch it - you're just back to where you are now.

    Having been caught before by contracts which seemed benign when signed, I cannot recommend enough that you get paid legal help. If this bothers you (and I guess it does), pay whatever it costs to get it reviewed by a competent Canadian lawyer. In the chance that later you have reason to sue, you won't regret it.

    1. Re:Strike out the clause and sign by cduffy · · Score: 1

      "Hope they ignore it"? It's fraud if they think they're agreeing to one thing and you mislead them to believe they're agreeing to another. If you have reason to believe they're aware of your modifications, fine and dandy... if not, you could find yourself in substantial hot water (say, fraud charges) if you maneuver them into signing a contract which is other than what they thought it was.

      IANAL (and particularly not a Canadian lawyer, nor a specialist in contract law) -- and you'd do well to speak to a real one before taking this advice.

    2. Re:Strike out the clause and sign by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      It's fraud if they think they're agreeing to one thing and you mislead them to believe they're agreeing to another.

      It's not fraud if they sign the contract without checking it, which is their responsibility. You can't "maneuver" someone into signing a contract without external influences (i.e., duress, threats, extortion, etc.)--if he makes a change to the paper, and they agree to it, then they're bound by it.

      --
      Anyone who loves or hates any language, platform, or manufacturer, doesn't know what they're talking about.
    3. Re:Strike out the clause and sign by cduffy · · Score: 1

      If there was any implication that what he signed was indeed the original, unmodified contract, there is indeed potential for fraud. Simply put: If they didn't know about the change when they signed, they never agreed to said change.

      At a minimum, making changes in the hopes that the other party won't notice isn't acting in good faith.

    4. Re:Strike out the clause and sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I don't know what world you live in, but in this one, good luck proving fraud if you stupidly sign something without reading it first. They'll laugh you out of the courtroom, if you even make it that far.

    5. Re:Strike out the clause and sign by cduffy · · Score: 1

      The case is a bit more complex than that -- remember, we're discussing a situation in which one party is giving another what they other party may have reason to believe is an unmodified version of a document which the latter party previously reviewed. In the right jurisdiction, a case for fraud certainly could be established -- particularly if the changes are inconspictuous to the reader, and even more so if they're intentionally so.

      Let's say that you sign up for a second year of service with your phone company, and they ask that you sign a contract for said year of service, with (they claim) the exact same terms as the previous year's. If buried among the 5 pages of legalese were some substantial change in terms, would you honestly believe that no fraud had been committed? Even if you signed the new contract, you certainly would have room to challenge it in court. This is a stronger case than if the lack of changes were merely implied -- but even in the latter situation, a case of some variety quite possibly exists.

  72. Check your province's offical government website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Google gave me this for Ontarion, for example ...

    http://www.gov.on.ca/LAB/es/chap4e.htm#notice

  73. Handle it like any other contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get your self a big marker, cross out the parts you dont agree with, make revisions you will agree to. Give this back to them and have their layer or pr people check it out. If they care at all they will go through and make their revisions. This should allow you to come to a fair grounds you both can agree with. If they dont agree with it then contact a lawer ( you should have your lawer go through your revisions anyways.)

  74. Take The Money. by uberstool · · Score: 1

    Take the money now - the company might not exist in a few weeks.

  75. One way to look at it by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2

    Simplistic but imagine the two scenarios:

    1. You sign on the line and take the money, but you feel you've agreed to something that is wrong.

    2. You refuse to sign and get nothing.

    Which one will let you sleep better? Do that.

    Seriously, just go with your gut instinct. Me, I'd refuse to sign, because it's the principle of it. But I don't have a family to support. Five years from now, it's quite possible that I'd sign and take the cash.

    Reading the comments posted so far, I notice that the usual "lawyers are evil" cries have been dropped in favour of advising you to sue. Funny eh? I guess lawyers are only bad when they're taking your mp3s away...

  76. Employment Standards Act by lethargic · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you are in Ontario, take a look at http://www.gov.on.ca/LAB/es/ese.htm

    I'm sure the other provinces have some similar.

  77. ah Now for the Real Stupid Question by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    If they are really going out of business they will have no money to enfource the aggreement they are trying to make you sign..

    So you shoul dsign it as Dirty Harry! Make sure you put after the signature..Punk do you feel lucky

    Sounds like they want your signature so that they can srew you..I don;lt think you are getting a severance even if you do sign the paperwork..

    --
    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  78. same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL...Same happened to me (I'm in the U.S. not Canada) I signed and accepted my bitter pill. I was later invited to become part of a group of litigants and when I said I couldn't because I had signed I was told I couldn't sign away future rights. That is I could sue about stuff that happened after I signed but not before. I chose not to sue because I had no real reason to but this is something I would check out as well. (i.e. do you have a reson to sue now?)

  79. I can recomend a good lawyer by cdn-programmer · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know what city you are in but you need to hire a competant atourney to deal with this bullshit.

    Never but never sign these agreements. The company probably never had a trade secret or even an idea that was worth anything and when you sign you just leave yourself wide open to accusations.

    Several years ago I had an employer ask me to sign such a form and stated it was a "condition of employment". I replied that it was a "condition of employment" that I DO NOT sign agreements like this. I won. I guess they figured that since I was the only one they had on staff who knew how to develop the software they needed that they better back down.

    The best advice I ever heard was from the fellow (now retired) who developed one the the best contouring packages in the world. It was the one that Amoco used. Yup - it was good. His point is that he doesn't want to be privy to other people's confidential information.

    As he said: In the first place it probably isn't all that great and I'll probably come up with a better solution anyways. But, if I'm privy to what they claim they disclosed to me, then the door is open for them to claim I stole their ideas. In the second place, if what they have is really so great, then I can't use it anyway.

    I think his reasoning is very clear. If you think it is confidential then I don't wnat to know about it. Sorry - just keep it to yourself!

    -----------

    Think about those confidentiality agreements employees are so willing to sign. It can limit their employment opportunities down the track. I am an employer. No way I'm going to get involved with an IP exposure if I can avoid it. So generally I hire consultant who are not encumbered.

    Those agreements do not benefit the employee in any way and are pretty useless from the companys' standpoint as well. If someone IS interested in stealing trade secrets you can be sure that a little agreement is not even going to slow them down. You see, your ex employer has to PROVE that YOU DID IT. That can be nigh on impossible. But the litigation is real and it can cost you 1000's to defend yourself.

    Just say NO!

  80. May I guess a company name ? by tandr · · Score: 2

    Was it Verity Canada?

  81. Ontario Provisions by Jason+Pollock · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here are Ontario's provisions:

    Jason Pollock

    Can I get severance pay?

    You can get severance pay only if:

    • you have worked five or more years for your employer; and
    • your employer is in one of the following two groups:
    • your employer has a payroll in Ontario of at least $2,500,000 a year; or
    • your employer is no longer going to be carrying on all or part of the business, and 50 or more workers will lose their jobs for this reason inside a six-month period.

    How much severance pay do I get?

    If you qualify for severance pay, your employer will give you one week's regular pay for each year of employment.

    There is a limit of 26 weeks' regular pay for severance pay.

    So even if you have worked longer than 26 years, 26 weeks' pay is the most you can get.

    You also get credit for full months of employment. For example, if you have worked for 10 ½ years, your employer would pay you 10 ½ weeks' pay as your severance pay.

  82. this sounds like a job for... by Trepidity · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...the MOLECULAR MAN!

  83. Why ask us? by Leme · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why the heck are you asking Slashdot? Are you going to get your information here, and go back to the HR board and say, "X0_Dude_01" on Slashdot says that you guys suck and I don't have to sign this?

    Use some common sense and see a Lawyer regarding this issue.

  84. Nolo Press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't want to pay for a lawyer, a better source of information is Nolo Press (at least in the US), the offer decent self-help law books that unlike Slashdot actually provide accurate advice.

  85. Bomb everyone!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Why hasn't bombed the U.S. bombed Canada yet? Why does the government bomb all those places we can't even find on a map?

  86. Typically (at least in the states)... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Informative

    A non-disclosure/non-compete agreement can not be construed as making it impossible for you to work "in your chosen profession." Example: a doctor leaves a pratice and signs a non-compete agreement: he/she shouldn't open a clinic across the street from his/her previous employer but he/she is only trained to pratice a particular type of medicine. The agreement cannot keep him/her from working in his/her specialty or force him/her to relocate.

    This brings up the next step: You would need to disclose the existence of the agreement to anyone hiring you since they would potentially also be liable however; the further their business is from that of your about to be previous employer would make any attempt to sue unlikely to win. Note: law suits are about who has the best lawyer so a big company might not be a bad idea if you can go that route.

    Final point: this is a civil matter; not criminal. Your previous employer has to bring suit against you and/or your next employer to make it stick. If you go to work for their direct competitor doing essentially the same work and almost invariably using your knowledge of their product against them, they can undoubtedly make it stick. Go to work for somebody who does something different (albeit, using software) and chances are they can't make it stick.

    Actually, that wasn't final... you can also see what happens if you make a counter proposal that just says you won't work for a competitor. It might work and, if not, it makes your case stronger if you go to somebody and get sued.

    BTW, IANAL and IANAC (I am not a Cannuck)

    --
    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  87. Severance Contracts by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A lot of companies attempt this sort of thing. One reader suggested that if your dot bomb company is going down the tubes, take the money and run. He's got a pretty good point. There probably won't be anything left to sue them for, unless they were up to some Enron-style activities.

    In the United States, there must be an equitable exchange in such a contract for it to be valid. Suppose they get you to agree not to sue them. Then, a while after your departure, they renege on paying you severance as they agreed. Presumably, because you signed that paper you can't sue them. But the truth is, if they don't stand by their part of the agreement, then the contract is null and void. You can sue the crap out of them and collect triple damages.

    One of my favorites is the "non-compete" clause, where you agree not to compete against your former company. This never stands in court, because they can't force you not to earn a living. When another company hires you for your skills, technically that means you could be competing against your old company.

    Again, in the US, if the compensation you receive is not considered equitable to the conditions that you are being asked to accept, any such contract is null and void. If the severance is good -- take it! But if you have any doubts, maybe you should seek counsel. I live in Massachusetts, and the Attorney General's office is very aggressive in pursuing companies that pull these sort of things. The office offers legal advice and free counsel for people who want to find out if they have a complaint. Maybe your province in Canada offers something similar?

    I wish you the best of luck.

    --


    Whew! This water sure is cold!
    1. Re:Severance Contracts by solman · · Score: 1
      One of my favorites is the "non-compete" clause, where you agree not to compete against your former company. This never stands in court, because they can't force you not to earn a living. When another company hires you for your skills, technically that means you could be competing against your old company.

      This is miserable advice, particularly the quoted part. Many of these agreements DO stand up in court. DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING YOU DON'T AGREE TO, THINKING THAT YOU CAN WALK AWAY FROM IT LATER BECAUSE IN YOUR MIND ITS ILLEGAL. That's just begging for extreme pain.

      As a Massachusetts employer myself, I can tell you that reasonable non-competes have been repeatedly upheld in state court. Somebody please mod this guy down before some sucker follows his advice.

  88. Not needed. by cduffy · · Score: 2

    It's already that way. You can't contract yourself into slavery, or sign a document authorizing someone to shoot you. No amendment required.

    1. Re:Not needed. by danb35 · · Score: 1

      But you can most certainly waive your right to sue, just as you can consent to a search for which there is no probable cause, agree not to disclose certain information, or choose to represent yourself in court instead of hiring an attorney. At least, it's so in the USA; I wouldn't know about other jurisdictions. And FWIW, IAAL.

    2. Re:Not needed. by cduffy · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly (and there's no guarantee that I do), not all implied warantees can be waived in some states. An individual can't always unconditionally waive their right to sue -- and I'd be unsurprised if, at least in some states, such an unconditional blanket waiver of the right to sue were only conditionally enforcable.

      But as before, IANAL. Might I ask what area of law you practice, and in what state?

  89. Sounds like something Telus would pull. by PFAK · · Score: 0

    Ha. That sounds like something Telus would try to pull, take it straight to the union (if there is one) such as the TWU, or take it to the BCFed if its in BC.

    Anyways. Good luck on it, I don't think thats legal.. yet, at least. See what the BC liberals will do next.

    --

    Free means no restrictions, ironic the FSF's GPL forces restrictions, isn't it? What's your definition of free?
  90. sleaze tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That happened to my wife also. Sign away all your rights or no severence package. She opted to keep her rights. Laid off after 27 years at the air express company who shall remain nameless but rhymes with airborne excess...

  91. First of all... by tobo · · Score: 1

    ... workers should ORGANIZE! :)

    I don't mean that people should become communists though...

    And meanwhile, what do you think about my old role-playing idea:

    http://www.geocities.com/cyberpunk1980/

  92. Sign it! by pvera · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is what you need to do:

    1. Sign it.
    2. Collect whatever you can get them to pay you. If they pay by check, run to the freaking bank and cash that check ASAP.
    3. Run like hell and get on with your life.

    I was a hair short from being in your position. The day I was going to be told I was in the layoffs list I went to interview elsewhere. I went back to my office not knowing if I still had a job. The CEO told me she almost canned me but decided to leave me stay at the last second as long as I would take over the work of two expensive consultants. I said suuuure. 48 hours later I had my offer elsewhere, gave them 1-week notice (first time ever I give less than 2) and ran like hell.

    I did not even sign a consultant agreement. Instead I told them that since I was a "nice guy" I was going to stay as a part-time employee. Instead of a $85/hour consultant I volunteered to be a $30/hr part time employee (they laid off 20% of all employees, and those of us that survived got cut our salaries by 20%). Why? Because the company is going down and they are going to screw all consultants, but they do not mess with payroll. I would rather get paid $30 now than have the $84/hr negotiated down to $20, and that is after 2-3 months of threatening to sue for non-payment.

    Just take the money and run. Get on with your life. All that talk about the though job market is B.S. The same day I interviewed for my present job one of my friends got laid off at noon. At 2 PM he went to interview elsewhere. His offer arrived two days later, 4 hours ahead of mine.

    --
    Pedro
    ----
    The Insomniac Coder
  93. I got the same type of offer... by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

    You have the right to refuse it.

    It's like a preemptive out of court settlement for anything you might want to sue over.
    However if you have grounds for a suit, talk to a lawyer before signing.
    If you don't have any grounds for a lawsuit, take the free money...you'll need it in this job market.

    When they cut our development team in July, they had a team of cops there.

  94. I won't sign it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since after you sign it, you lost the right to sue. So, just don't sign, and come back sue the hell out of them. But not signing, you should be automatically entitled for servance package by law. If they don't pay up, sue the hell out of them.

  95. Join the brain drain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I moved away from Vancouver to Tokyo recently and it was the best choice I ever made. I got laid off 2x in one year in dot bomb companies so I understand your predicament. Both companies had draconian clauses like: any code I write, even in my off time, even my with own PC in my own home, belongs to the company throught my employment term.

    Once I mved to Tokyo I got a job almost right away and I make almost 2x the net pay. They don't tax you to death out here. Even if I spend like crazy I still end up with tons of money saved (a new sensation for me). If you don't speak Japanese go to the US or some other country where the economy is better and don't judge their economy based on what they say. Japan is supposedly in a recession now but it looks like a spending boom compared to Canada.

    Just get the hell out, you'll be better off.

    1. Re:Join the brain drain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that Jap pussy?

  96. On the other hand... IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under the traditional contract law, an individual who believes that a waiver or other legal agreement is invalid must return the payment received for the waiver before challenging it in court. This return of such payment is known as "tender back." An individual who fails to tender back the payment received is said to have approved of, or "ratified," the waiver. Under contract law, ratification prevents an individual from challenging a defective waiver in court.
    In Oubre v. Entergy Operations, Inc., 522 U.S. 422 (1998), the Supreme Court addressed the question of whether an older worker is required to tender back to the employer severance or other benefit payments received in exchange for an ADEA waiver before filing a lawsuit to challenge the waiver. In that case, the waiver signed by the employee violated the OWBPA's requirements in several regards because it: (1) did not give the employee sufficient time to consider the waiver; (2) did not afford her a seven day revocation period; and (3) did not identify the waiver of ADEA rights in the release. Relying on contract principles of tender back and ratification, the employer argued that the employee could not challenge the waiver's validity because she failed to tender back the employer's payments for the waiver when she discovered that it was defective, and thus, ratified the waiver.

    The Supreme Court rejected the employer's arguments, ruling that the employee was not required to tender back the consideration that she received for the waiver in order to challenge it as defective. The Court reasoned that the validity of an ADEA waiver should be determined solely with reference to the OWBPA because "the OWBPA sets up its own regime for assessing the effect of ADEA waivers, separate and apart from contract law." The Court explained that:

    Congress imposed specific duties on employers who seek releases of certain claims created by statute. Congress delineated these duties with precision and without qualification: An employee 'may not waive' an ADEA claim unless the employer complies with the statute. Courts cannot with ease presume ratification of that which Congress forbids.
    The Court reasoned that, because many discharged employees lack the resources to return the funds that they received for the release, "[t]hese realities might tempt employers to risk noncompliance with OWBPA's waiver provisions . . . . We ought not to open the door to an evasion of the statute by this device."

  97. dragonian!? by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2
    I have received my papers and they are simply dragonian!

    the word is "draconian", which means "severe" or "unusually harsh".

    sheesh, i don't mean to nitpick but there are few simpler ways to come off as less-than-brilliant than to misuse "big words".

    look them up before you use them. thanks. (checks own spelling)

    1. Re:dragonian!? by shumacher · · Score: 1
      I have received my papers and they are simply dragonian!

      the word is "draconian [dictionary.com]", which means "severe" or "unusually harsh".

      sheesh, i don't mean to nitpick but there are few simpler ways to come off as less-than-brilliant than to misuse "big words".

      look them up before you use them. thanks. (checks own spelling)


      I agree. That is almost as bad as errors in capitalization.
    2. Re:dragonian!? by Lovejoy · · Score: 1

      Two possibilities:
      1. The poster's native language isn't English. The usage is pretty weird: "Severance's contract"
      2. The terms are actually "dragonian." The boss is a dragon? The HR department is run by dragons? Legal is full of dragons? There are lots of possibilities.

  98. Take the money and cash the check ... by scruffy · · Score: 2
    ... before it bounces.

    If it's a dot-bomb, you better get what you can while you can.

  99. Get a lawyer quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The law is different in every area and you need legal help right now. It is also political beyond your imagination as to how courts interpret current law. Your signature might be the death knell of any bennefits or rights of recovery. On the other hand there is sometimes a view that the contract ends when the pay ends. Most employees are just sort of coerced into signing these things to get their pay checks. Next time you vote try to make sure you don't vote for one of the supposed conservatives who always favor business over workers.

  100. "Cheque" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Canada they're called "cheques".

    1. Re:"Cheque" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and in Canada, they say "aboot".

    2. Re:"Cheque" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh?

  101. (Meta) Why this makes a good Ask Slashdot by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The point of an Ask Slashdot is to ask the general readership about their experiences in an area. In this case, it's quite likely that somebody will step forward and help out: "When I was in your situation, I talked to an attorney, and she told me to do this and this and that and that, but on this line of the contract, I was screwed".

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  102. Re:need or cause to sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would he know if he had a need or cause to sue the company in 5 years? Can't predict the future. I detest the law/lawyer systems of today as much as the next person. BUT, I learned a long time ago that to sue someone or some entity is nothing more than asking that system to make a legal binding decision on something that two or more parties cannot agree upon themselves. They're asking him to give up that right in the future. They're saying "You agree with everything we say in the future (pertaining to you), whether you really do or not!"
    BUNK!! I say don't sign and take it to a legal person now.

  103. GSAL by Embrionic · · Score: 1

    Let's just keep it simple:

    GSAL (Go See A Lawyer)

    That will cut down on the endless "/. is not the best place to ask that type of question.. yada yada"

  104. Whiners! by djmcmath · · Score: 1

    You people amaze me. The best severance package I can hope for from my job is to never have to return to it. The day my contract expires, I go home jobless -- and that makes me happy. If I disclose any specific information about what I do (I'm in the Navy), I could go to prison. Lawsuits are simply not an option -- ever try suing the Navy? Muahahaha! Don't go complaining about a lousy severance package (aaw, they said I couldn't sue, and wouldn't let me talk about my job, or they'd take away my $50,000 bonus! How ridiculous is that?!) until you look around and realize that you could really have it a lot worse.

    1. Re:Whiners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your situation is not comparable.

      When someone enlists, or enters into cotract, the period is pre-defined prior to day one. You have the opportunity to plan and prepare for the last day from the day you start. Your contractor has no further obligation to you at the end of contract.

      The type of employment that is defined here is of an indefinite period and the employer (in most developed countries) has an obligation to give sufficient notice of termination or payment in lieue thereof. In this situation, the planning for the next job starts the day of notice of layoff, not months or years in advance as is your fortune.

      Furthermore, the Navy is not exactly known for layoffs, giving you the kind of job security that no one in the private sector enjoys.

      I'm not trying to suggest that one situation is better than the other - just that the comparison is not valid.

    2. Re:Whiners! by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Frankly, you joined the Navy.

      I actually did a bit of research before joining the Armed Forces, and the Navy ended up at the bottom of my list.

      You sir, amaze me.

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    3. Re:Whiners! by HP+LoveJet · · Score: 1

      I'm very sorry to hear that you were drafted.

      You did say you'd been drafted, right?

      --
      spawn_of_yog_sothoth
  105. DANCE BOY DANCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your severance package is above and beyond what the labour laws in your province require then they can ask you to do a strip tease to give it to you, HOWEVER you don't have to do or sign anything, and tghey are still forced to pay you the minimum severage package (depends how long you worked for them etc) I"m assuming not very long so usually 2 weeks worth of regular pay.+of course any holiday pay you have saved up.

  106. IANAL or canadian... by umask077 · · Score: 1

    I remember sitting through a class given by an hr person telling us how california (at the time I lived there), would ignore statements like that. You still have a right to sue. Amazingly however I still got the similar contract when they had there second round of layoffs. I signed it and took my severance to the bank. I dont have any reason to sue.

    This of course was another of the many failed dotcoms and they didnt end up making payroll a few weeks later so I was happy to get my check and that it had cleared when it truely fell apart.

    My advice is, if a company is truely a failing dotcom and doesnt look like they are gonna pull out of the downward spiral is sign it. Take the money, and hope it clears the bank before they truely run out of money. It happens more often then you think.

    On the other hand if you have cause to sue them and think you will get something more and can stand to lose the severance more power to you. Just remember that if there totaly broke 6 weeks from now and your case still isnt done in court you can probably kiss any settlement or decision by the courts goodbye.

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    --- Always remember. 99.36% of all statistics are inaccurate.
  107. You don't have a RIGHT to a severence package by hillct · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure about Canadian law, but in the states, there are two classes of employment law. Some states allow for employment at will and others construe all employment as being contract based. In the former case, the employer can let you the employee go at any time without rason with no further obligation. In the latter case employee termination must be with cause (as I understand it - and IANAL). In either case, the employee may sue the employer on various grounds usually relating to wrongful termination. Only in the latter case would such suits have even a remote chance of having a successful outcome. Severence packages are typically offered in exchange for an agreement not to sue the employer or the company officers. This is simple contract law. Consideration is being provided in exchange for agreed behaviors/actions/inactions. In some cases, however, these agreements are not enforcable because, for example in the case of Enron or Worldcom the companies enguaged in (potentially) criminal fraud directly affecting the matters (your salary and continued employment) the severence contract would impact.

    Again, IANAL.

    --CTH

    --

    --Got Lists? | Top 95 Star Wars Line
    1. Re:You don't have a RIGHT to a severence package by WizardX · · Score: 1

      Alas, you are wrong when it comes to 'at-will' states. I live in WI where ALL employment is at will. Just because it is at will does not mean they do not need a just cuase to terminate you. Anyone can file suit for anything at anytime. Whether it makes it through court is another matter.

      (my wife works at a firm that does employment law, and you would not believe some of the shit that comes through the door.)

      At will just makes things easier for the employer, at times.

      As for not being able to sue the comp in exchange for getting severance, it happens just about everywhere.

    2. Re:You don't have a RIGHT to a severence package by dinotrac · · Score: 2

      I thought employment in all 50 states was at will unless you explicitly sign a contract with provisions to the contrary.

      Mind you, being at will doesn't mean that employment is not a contract. It is. It just means that it is a contract that either party can sever at any time.

      An employer can fire you for any reason or no reason at all, but there are important exceptions.
      These generally come under:

      1. Statutory law. In the US, for example, it is illegal to fire someone because of his/her race.

      2. "Other" law. My favorite example of this is a "violates public policy" case. The driver of an armored car got out of the armored car to save a person's life. I don't remember if the person was having a heart attack, had been hit by a car, or what. Anyway, the driver's employer fired him for violating clear company policy against leaving the vehicle for any reason that was not explicitly authorized. The court found that public policy favoring the preservation of human life overrode the company policy and found in favor of the driver.

      A similar category would be retaliation firings. An employer takes a foolish risk by firing someone in retaliation for exercising legal rights. Many a person has won damages against an employer, even after losing on their initial claim. Why? Public policy will not be served if the threat of firing effectively removes legally granted rights to action.

      3. Explicitly written contracts -- individual contracts and collective bargaining agreements.

      4. Civil service regulations.

      5. A company's own written HR policies.
      Remember that I said employment is a contractual relationship whether you sign a piece of paper or not? If your employer has written personnel policies, those become a part of the employment contract and the employer is bound to follow them. Mind you, they can be changed at will, but, while in effect, they are part of the contract.

      Alas, severence pay is not a right unless explicitly provided for.

  108. Laid when Paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...except when you're out of work, you get laid about as often as you get paid.

    Sounds like prostitution to me.
  109. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  110. Blackmail? by Tremblay99 · · Score: 1
    A friend who was laid-off from a hardware company got a sweeter deal than originally offered. He was expecting to get laid off and got prepared.

    First, he worked in legal; 'nuff said.

    Second, he prepared a list of media contacts.

    Third, on the day he was laid off, he walked into HR and said, "This deal is not adequate." "Where do your work?" "Legal -- and here are my contacts." "Ahhh, lemme make a phone call ... OK, we can offer something better."

    If your company's public, and you have embarrassing information shareholders should know, use it as leverage. Settling with one employee is cheaper than settling one lawsuit.

    Severance packages are negotiable, especially if they're not up to your province's standards.

  111. what you should do is... by csguy314 · · Score: 1

    post an article about the company's horrible treatment of employees on slashdot, and then go to your former employer and threaten to name names if they dont double your package.
    And having a few million people melt their web servers would be a nice added touch...

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  112. Dealing w/ Draconian Severance Contracts by philipsdad · · Score: 1

    Went through that myself with a large company, last year, although in the US. Ask yourself, do you really have any reason to sue? I got my notice immediately on returning from disability. Kind of bad taste on the employers part. I took the paper to a lawyer specializing in labor and he negotiated a sweeter severance package. One other thing, although you may sign that you will not file suit, the company cannot force you to surrender rights given to you by nation, province and locality (again, based on US laws). A contract to violate law is not valid. But.... if the severance is OK and there's really nothing to sue for... let it go, take the money and move on. I worked for my company for a number of years, with lots of blood, sweat and tears invested; in the end, I took the sweetened package and walked away with my pride, self-esteem, sanity and family-life intact. To me, that was the real decision. Hope this was helpful.

  113. At least you GOT a Severance Package. by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    How many people out there didn't get squat.

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    1. Re:At least you GOT a Severance Package. by jbarket · · Score: 1

      Have to agree with you. I got shit. My employer even had the balls to say "Well I don't even know if you need this job" because I'm 20. Apparently he was under the impression that my bills pay themself, or some magical intity pays them for me. I'd like to know where I sign up to get other people to pay my bills.

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  114. Bankrupt companies do not sue by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Dot Bombs are built and then dismembered by VC firms which is a fancy way of saying lawyers. That's what lawyers do - they make harsh sounding documents to protect their interests forever and ever under all circumstances against any all things in the universe.

    But companies that are bankrupt or soon to be don't have the time or the interest in suing ex employees unless said ex employees have stolen actual money or cheated or defrauded them.

    I wouldn't worry.

  115. How that works with a dot-bomb by billstewart · · Score: 2

    The typical dot-bomb is not to be more than 5 years old, usually less. (Otherwise it's some other category of failed computer company :-) So if Ontario's rule is that you had to be there five years, you probably weren't. So take the money and run.

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  116. Why you're being laid off from a dot-bomb by billstewart · · Score: 3, Informative
    In most cases, you can read the papers and figure out if they're worth signing, though apparently some Canadian provinces have severance-pay laws that may be at least as generous as the one you're getting. But if you're working for a dot-bomb, and they're laying you off and giving you a severance package, there's probably a good reason why, which is that they're not making enough money to keep employing you. Suing a dying company is seldom worthwhile. Sign the papers, take the check, and deposit it on your way home, unless you've gotten hints that they'll be bankrupt within the month, in which case you should probably go to the company's bank and get the cash directly.

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  117. Put it this way... by xinit · · Score: 2

    You can sign that agreement and get the package, and STILL SUE later, as often those agreements are bogus if you later find out that illegal things were happening. There's also the option of signing a modified agreement. Strike out the clauses you don't agree with and have the company's rep initial your changes. If you really feel like it, check with a lawyer - maybe you could sue if they don't give you the severance package. A waiver on legal liability in return for a package might not be legal...

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  118. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should move to a real country because Canada sucks

  119. loose the geek with bad glasses icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate the look of that geeky guy with thick-framed glasses and a black rectangle over his mouth. Ughh!!!! Could you slashdot operators please get a different icon?

  120. Advice From A Fellow Canadian Who's Been There by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Damn, I wish that I had read this earlier - I hope that you are still "listening". Slashdot is a good place to look for some things, BUT NOT LEGAL ADVICE, especially about an important issue like this.

    Let me preface this by saying that I am not a lawyer and this post does not constitute legal advice.

    I am Canadian and 5 1/2 years ago I went through what you are going through . The most important piece of advice that I can give you is SEE A LAWYER. If you don't know one, get a reference to a good lawyer from friends or family. It won't cost you that much for an initial consultation (maybe $80-$150). It is worth it's weight in gold for the piece of mind of knowing where you stand. Once you know exactly what your rights and the employers obligations are, you can make an informed decision about signing.

    The situation that you describe is common these days - the company is looking to limit all liabilities with respect to you employment in order to avoid being blindsided with a costly lawsuit in the future. I worked for a company where that (lawsuit) happened and it cost them big time both financially and in terms of distraction of key management. In exchange for that they offer you a severance package over and above the legal minimum, (which, IIRC, here in Ontario is a paltry one week's pay for each year of service plus vacation pay outstanding). You are legally entitled to your provincially mandated minimum and under no obligation to sign ANYTHING for that minimum.

    I don't know what you have been offered but it should be at least one month's pay for each year of service plus vacation pay outstanding. Still, do not sign based on what I just said - get a lawyer to review the terms and advise you. Your lawyer will have a big fat reference book which lists settlements in Canada by industry/job classification/experience. He can tell you whether the financial terms are 'fair' and whether the legal terms are reasonable. The employer is required to give you some time for you to get their 'offer' reviewed by a lawyer. You should not have to sign 'on the spot'.

    Also, note that you have a golden one-time (per layoff) opportunity to direct a fairly large chunk of you severance package into your retirement savings (over and a above your allowable annual amount) without income tax deductions under these circumstances. Get the info from your employer or Revenue Canada. You will never see that money - it goes from directly from your employer into the retirement plan that you designate BUT IT IS TAX FREE and once of the few 'gifts' that you'll get.

    Best of luck finding a job. Layoffs suck and are a jolt to the system but always keep in mind that you will get another job and probably be better off for it.

    Finally, and in case I didn't mention it, this post does not constitute legal advice - please GET A LAWYER TO REVIEW THE PACKAGE AND ANYTHING THAT YOU WILL SIGN !

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  121. Run, don't walk, to the lawyer's office. by LazyLawyer · · Score: 1

    I am a Canadian lawyer. I don't practise in the field of wrongful dismissal, but that's the area that applies. I do know that most of the advice you got is inaccurate. The best advice is see a lawyer. The most important question for you is "How do I find the right lawyer?" The answer is ask a lawyer. Several lawyers. "Which lawyers do you know of that are good at wrongful dismissal claims?" If several lawyers name the same name(s), you've got your expert.

  122. Such agreements aren't enforceable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, however I've had conversations about employers forcing such things upon employees with
    my friend who is one in California.

    He says that the can tell you to sign things
    all day long. He says that you write on the
    paper that you don't agree to the terms
    and then sign it.

    If they don't go for that then you sign it
    and write on the paper that you're signing
    against your will and are being put
    under duress.

    If the don't go for that then you sign it.

    If the company really tries to sue you (unlikely
    with a dot bomb, they need the money for other
    things), then you explain what you did and
    that you were forced by your employer to sign.

    Be sure you check with you're lawyer before you
    go down any of these roads, though.

  123. Severance is a pay-off by sterno · · Score: 1

    Companies are rarely in a position that they are required to pay severance. Most of them do pay severance though as a legal butt covering maneuver. So, they hand you that piece of paper and ask you to sign it because they want to reduce their future risk of legal problems. Most people will just sign it because usually if you've lost your job you need the money they offer right away.

    The first time I was laid-off, they offered severance and I ended up signing the piece of paper becuase I had nothing I could sue them for. They didn't owe me any money or anything so I didn't lose anything by signing the paper.

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  124. they can't take your rights away... by .pentai. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing to remember is this...
    Regardless of what that little contract you may sign says, you can't sign a piece of paper that takes away a legal right. Company has power, but guess what, the government trumps it. If they say you can sue, which they do, then you can sue. You can't sign away legal rights like that, even if you want to (of course there are certain exceptions to this)

    In this case, I say sign the paper, get your money, and if you feel the need to sue in the future do so, because they can't legally take that right away from you

    1. Re:they can't take your rights away... by tres3 · · Score: 1
      That severence contract is just what it says: a contract. If you do not follow through with the terms of the contract then the company could sue to reclaim the severence package that they gave you. They will further claim that any and all legal claims that you may have had at the time that you entered into the severence contract are actually an agreement to "settle" those claims.

      Remeber though that it is a contract and like any contract it can be negotiated. There is a very valid legal claim that says that a company may not take away your only means to support yourself and your family. Claim that they need to send you for retraining or you just might have to forgo your severence benefits and apply to their competitors. After all you know what you know and that may be the only means that you have of support.

    2. Re:they can't take your rights away... by mikeplokta · · Score: 2

      Of course, you can sign away legal rights, although there are exceptions. I have the legal right to stay in bed all day, but I have an employment contract that says otherwise, and if I exercise my legal right I won't get paid, and could in fact be sued for breach of contract.

      I'm not in Canada, and I'm not a lawyer, but this is pretty basic in all legal jurisdictions derived from English law.

    3. Re:they can't take your rights away... by aallan · · Score: 2

      Of course, you can sign away legal rights...

      In the UK this is turns out not to be the case, for instance all those "you can't sue us if you die" disclaimers that people make you sign for just about everything you do in the States are totally invalid in the UK. They have no weight in law, if people are negligent there isn't any way for them to get you to sign your legal rights to sue them away.

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    4. Re:they can't take your rights away... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can sue after you die, then I will personally lay a million dollars on your coffin.

    5. Re:they can't take your rights away... by mikeplokta · · Score: 2

      You snipped the bit where I said there were exceptions. I'm in the UK too, and I know there are exceptions. The case in question may or may not be one of them, which doesn't change my basic point: you can normally sign away your legal rights.

    6. Re:they can't take your rights away... by nugneant · · Score: 0

      Cite your sources. Can you name a case, just one case, in which this precedent was set?

  125. Re:draGonian and severance's pagaches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit, maybe they're firing his ass because he's illiterate.
    I can't believe the posters on slashdot. Who in the hell would trust you to write good code if you can't even put together a sentence correctly?

  126. Serves you right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW how to spell "severances", prererring instead to say "of the severance" (which is what "severance's" means), then you are a dopey, half-educated, admass fart who desrves what he (s)he has coming. Employers would be more likely to keep in their employ people who know how to reason, how to think, & how to spell. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT SIMPLE POINT, ASSHOLE??? If I were your boss I'd fire U toot sweet, & no mistake about it.

    ZCur

    1. Re:Serves you right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen2Zat!

  127. You deserved to get fired... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dragonian"? "Severence's"? What high school did you not graduate from? Have you read any books lately? Linux HOWTO's and comic books do not count.

  128. What makes you think you have to sigh? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    Remember they're not your bosses any more. It's completely legitimate to negotiate the terms of this thing.

    The "don't sue us" clause may just be a standard 'cover my ass' thing, or it may be that they believe that you could get alot more from them if you did sue. You may want to talk to a lawyer, but I'd say that there's not much reason to not sign if/when you have absolutely no intention to sue them.

    Remember: The severence package is an offer. It's a negotiating tactic. You can accept it as is, or you can negotiate something a bit better or you can even hire a lawyer and go the legal route.

    I don't know what the other terms of the contract are, but if they're asking you to go above and beyond the call of duty as an EX employee (notice the emphasis on EX-), then you're completely within your rights to ask them to pay you for the favour -- or refuse it outright. Payment for the favour should be in addition to what they owe you, generally, in severance.

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  129. Fast one by Morrolan · · Score: 1

    Yes they are pulling a fast one.... Regardless, take the money and run.... if you decide later that you want to sue, there must be a compelling reason to, your then lawyer should be able to trash the document, especially if there is a bundle to be made. good luck

  130. Exiting a professional company by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    The standard plan when exiting a professional job under less than ideal circumstances is this: You write your regretful resignation and your glowing reference. They sign both. You get a new job.

    You can try other plans, but the thing is, the best professional jobs aren't found in the newspaper. You know someone who knows someone and they put your resume in front of the boss and vouch for you. Who's gonna put their rep on the line and vouch for someone who sued his previous company?

    The old boys network isn't an old "boys" network any more, but it still works much the same: loyalty, talent and work ethic = connections. Connections = new and better jobs. No loyalty, no connections, no back door in. You get to beat the street with the rest of the losers no one will vouch for. Know what? You weren't the first security guard with a bachelor's degree, and you won't be the last.

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  131. "Sign it"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This exact thing happened to me. Only it was with my final pay check. The company was going out of business and I didn't want to deal with the hassle of it all (had another job interview that afternoon). So I signed the paper: "Idonot Agree" handed it to them, they handed me my check, I left.

    Who knows if this was "legal" or not, but I got my check, I'm working at one of their competitors, there out of business, all is well. :)

  132. Re:IANAL, and this is not the place for legal advi by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I hate to get into meta-discussion, but someone else in this thread has already suggested that they go to the Labour Relations Board, or Labour Standards Branch, which will not charge for advice -- unlike a lawyer. Sounds like better advice then yours.

    If you don't have any real advice to give -- and you didn't -- then why not just refrain from posting? Ask Slashdot does not seek to get the opinion of every reader -- only those that have something of use to say. Legal questions are of important to us all, and useful for people to understand before they are confronted with a problem -- with some legal knowlege you can act with more confidence and have some legal predictability in your life.

    But instead there's always tons of people like yourself who give blanket non-advice, and attack the forum -- if you don't want to see legal advice on /., then just close your damn eyes and scroll past.

    Not that your comment is better or worse than any of the common, equivalent comments... but it got tiring a long time ago.

  133. come on,this is BS!!!! by bryston2 · · Score: 0

    You say you have "issues" but dont't tell us what they are.Either you have a suit or you dont't. Sign the papers and take your severence, sue them or shut up. I can't believe this got on slashdot!!!! How can you have an intelligent discussion when you don't have any info?

  134. "dragonian" papers by crapolene · · Score: 1

    Had no idea Canadian companies were so kinky. Do you have to wear a feather boa when you turn in your pink slip? Or do you wear the pink slip?

  135. Honestly, Some of that may be fair by Derkec · · Score: 2
    Some of what you described may be fair. In many cases, severance pay is not legally mandated but done out of mutual respect and decency. At the point you intend to sue the company, I would think the proper thing to do would be to not accept the severance pay anyway. It just wouldn't seem right to use your severance package (well deserved perhaps but also something of a gentleman's arrangement / gift) to pay a lawyer so that you can sue the company.


    I suspect that you do have some somewhat draconian things in there as well. Those probably cropped up when panicing lawyers and accountants got involved. Everyone who agrees not to sue reduces possible liability and increases the selling value or decreases the owners' personal devastation or might even be enough coverage to encourage more funding or more time from creditors.

    By accepting a severance package, you are taking some money so that you are appeased and maybe don't totally hate the company. The company might lose a lot of that goodwill if they are jerks by adding many terms to the package, but it is likely their right to try to do so.


    Finally, I would mention that despite signing away your rights, in many cases (at least here in litigatous [sp] America) one can often still sue. Many contracts conceed enough rights that the courts deem them illegal and irrelevant. But hey, there's your decision. Do you bow out gracefully, thank them for the check and harbor as little ill will as possible? Or do you refuse to be bought off and either storm off or come back with a legal team? Or, finally, do you want to take the money but feel so insulted by stupid conditions that you feel the need to ask a bunch of nerds about legal matters we don't understand?


    Whatever, sorry you lost your job, good luck in your efforts to find a new one.
    Now

  136. Two kinds of law in Canada that apply here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First there's statute law in each province that specifies the length of notice that the employer has to give. You'll find these in each province's employment standards listings.

    Given that you were laid off from "yet another dot bomb" you probably only worked there a couple of years at the most. This would translate to two weeks notice in most provinces. Notice equates to regular pay. The employer is allowed to tell you your fired and kick you out (then they must give pay in lieu of notice) or tell you your going to be fired in two weeks and make you work out the rest of those two weeks.

    There is also common law that applies in Canada. This is determined by precedent. Under common law, your usually entitled to a months pay for every year worked.

    You could try to sue for wrongful dissmissal. This will cost you lots of lawyer money and you might have to pay the employer's costs if you lose. Its usually not worth it unless you have a strong case and are at the VP/Director level of a company with lots of money at stake.

    You have the right to seek legal counsel about your severance package and any papers they want you to sign. They have to give you time to do this. Go do that right away. In most places in Canada you get seek this type of legal advice for free. Lawyer hotlines etc.

    Your best strategy is to treat this like a negotiation. You can negotiate the terms of your breakup just by asking them. Some things you might want from them:
    - if they aren't paying at least a month's pay you may have a case to argue with them
    - make sure you get your unpaid holiday time, employment standards boards will take them to task on this
    - a nice letter of recomendation
    - more severance
    - severance paid over two tax years
    - extend your benefits for extra time
    - monies to pay for job seeking etc.
    - ask the HR person if they'd help you with your resume. most will probably say yes.

    Some other things you should do. Get your record of employment from the company. Apply for employment insurance. Use your time off to get certifications and volunteer for non-profit groups doing technical work. Contribute to open source projects.

    Good Luck!

    1. Re:Two kinds of law in Canada that apply here by lux55 · · Score: 1

      This sounds a lot like what I went through a few months ago. I now happily run my own software company, which this situation enabled me go forward and accomplish, but during the lay-off process I got the runaround hardcore.

      Technically (and IANAL, but this is quoting almost exactly what the unemployment offices told me), severance doesn't exist. Notice is required in most cases when either party leaves, and that notice period is equivalent to one pay period. So if you're paid weekly, it's a week's notice. Every two weeks, two week's notice. Severance is just money to compensate for the fact that a company sees it as a risk to let you carry out your final week or two with them (for fear of sabotage), and so they give you no notice and a week or two of pay.

      Decent companies will offer you additional "severance" for each year you've been there (some 1 week per year, some 1 month per year), but I'm not familiar with this "common law" thing. Neither was the local unemployment office (I'm in Manitoba, FYI).

      My story was our division of the company got bought out by a company in BC and they wanted to keep three of us on. I was one of these three. The rest of our team was laid off immediately, and given 2 weeks severance plus the vacation pay they had earned. I was our one programmer, and the other two being kept filled sales-y roles. The company was cool with keeping the other two guys here in Winnipeg, but since their programmer team was in BC I was given the ultimatum to move or find new work. They then informed me that since I had been on vacation (earned vacation time) during the time of the company purchase, no employment agreement had been reached with me, and I was currently employed by no one (I found out I was laid off from the original company upon return from vacation). Of course, I had already worked for a week for the new company, having been told it was all good by my direct higher-up.

      It ended up that I declined the offer to move which would have been at a decrease in pay (due to living expenses increasing) and almost no help with moving, and so I was entitled to no severance at all. I had to fight and fight for pay for that last week of work even, and they still owe me $180 for a hotel expense I covered on my visa and filed an expense report for. The catch is that the old company says they let me go with the expectation that the new company was to immediately re-employ me, and the new company says nothing was ever worked out. So it's a situation where each company is able to point the finger at the other, and it would be too expensive for me to pursue compensation from either, standing a 50/50 chance of losing anyway due to this finger pointing.

      I think I will talk to my lawyer on Monday however about this common law thing you mentioned, since I have some other things to go over with him anyway. At worst, he asks around his firm for free advice, and at best I'm entitled to another 2 or 3 months compensation for the lack of notice and my "hardships". :)

      My advince to the original questioner, stick up for yourself and don't take shit, but be reasonable and know how to choose your battles wisely.

  137. Labor market reality by Lost+Nookie+Parlance · · Score: 0
    For what it's worth, the talk about the dot.bomb crash destroying the labor market is only BS if you have actual valuable skills that are in short supply, say as a C/C++ driver developer for Linux or Mac OS X, preferably with shipping products to your credit. If you are a former dot.bomb webmaster or HTML markup whiz without a college degree, you'll probably have a hard time convincing employers to hire you in this market.

    Yes, moderators, this is slightly off-topic.

    1. Re:Labor market reality by pvera · · Score: 2

      I don't think it is off-topic. You are 100% right. The "tough job market" is for all the wannabes that exploited the dot-bomb demand for tech workers. Back in '97 I remember the cottage industry around DC dealing with NT training. These people aimed their training at people that were switching careers, not at IT professionals that were trying to improve their knowledge. A friend of mine did the MCSE thing and he used to find recruiters right outside the training centers. It was just insane!

      The people that are really qualified and have the experience to back them up should do fine. The wannabes that did the dummies book thing will collect their unemployment and when it expires then they are screwed.

      When I got hired at my current job the president (who is married to the CEO, this is a small shop!) told me I was one of 300+ applicants and that they spent 6 weeks interviewing people because everybody that came to them was a dot-bomb wannabe. Because of this he forced me to take some kind of quiz in Ansi SQL, which even after so many years dealing with SQL Server and Oracle I nearly flunked it (but did better than everybody else). I still did not believe him on the 300 applicants until I found a network folder with ALL 300 resumes. Amazing, out of the 300 there were maybe 15 people worth interviewing.

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  138. Can't sign away your right to sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least in the USA, you can only enforcably sign away your right to sue if there already exists a claim or controversy. This is known as a release or settlement; Usually done after a lawsuit has already been filed, but can be done once the facts or issues are known to all parties. The dispute must be genuine and real, not a mere possibility. Until this happens, your right to sue is protected. Regardless of whether you agree not to sue by signing this document or not, this provision would be unenforcable.

  139. Not all Severance Contracts are bad by Nkwe · · Score: 1

    When the technology company I used to work for was in the process of significant staff reduction, (several offices were closed) we were presented with severance contracts. They had the basic "you won't sue us and we will pay you your severance agreement." Other then losing my job, I didn't have any other beef with the company and had no reason to sue; that and wanting the cash lead me to sign the contract. Story neutral so far. The contract also had an interesting statement that said that the severance agreement superceded any and all other prior agreements, written or otherwise. This, of course, means that any any and all prior agreements were null and void, including any intellectual property agreements. Darn.

  140. Do NOT go to the Labour Relations Board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am an employment lawyer practicing in Canada (Ontario specifically), so I know this subject very well.

    Why do people who know something about computers assume that this makes them qualified to give legal opinions? Do NOT go to the Labour Relations Board with those severance documents - they're not interested in seeing them and, contrary to popular opinion, they're not in the business of reviewing documents like that or giving employees advice about their termination. The labour relations board is, by and large, in the business of adjudicating disputes under the labour relations act of the province in question. The labour relations act deals primarily with disputes between employers and unions, and has virtually nothing to do with individual, non-union employee terminations.

    What you want to do is to take those documents to a lawyer experienced in employment law, and get some advice as to whether the offer that is being proposed to you is reasonable or not.

    In all the common law provinces of Canada (i.e. every province except Quebec) a non-government employee is entitled to reasonable notice of termination or compensation in lieu of reasonable notice, unless he or she has signed a valid employment contract substituting some other period of notice (and most employees have not done this). This is a common law entitlement enforced through the courts, not the Labour Relations Board, which has nothing to do with this. Of course you're not entitled to this if you're terminated for just cause, but economic downsizing is not just cause. The amount of notice that is "reasonable" depends primarily but not exclusively on your age, length of service and position with the Company and it's not a mathematical formula. It's also subject to a reduction for other earnings in subsequent employment during the reasonable notice period, or for earnings that you could have made during that period with reasonable diligence. For example, if you're terminated without notice, and your reasonable notice period is determined to be six months, your entitlement is six months pay (including things like benefit coverage) less your earnings in other employment in the six month period following your date of termination, either actual earnings or earnings you could have made if you had been diligently searching for other employment instead of spending your days watching TV and reading Slashdot :).

    You're probably in a provincially regulated company (most tech companies would be provincial) so I'm not going to bother talking about unjust dismissal complaints under the Canada Labour Code - your lawyer can tell you about them if it turns out your employer is federally regulated.

    There is also a statutory minimum entitlement upon termination which varies from province to province. This amount is often much, much less than the common law entitlement and an employer cannot demand a release in return for paying you this statutory minimum. This entitlement is enforced by making a complaint to an employment standards officer at the Ministry of Labour (or whatever they call it in your province) again, this is NOT the Labour Relations Board. In Ontario for about the past 3 or 4 years the labour relations board has had the jurisdiction to hear appeals from decisions of employment standards officers, but the labour relations board does not make initial decisions about employment standards entitlements and, as I said above, it has nothing to do with common law entitlement, which is the real issue you need to know about.

    In Ontario commencing an employment standards complaint precludes you from suing for wrongful dismissal, so watch out. Your province may be different.

    It is very, very common for a downsizing employer in Canada to offer an amount in excess of the statutory minimum in return for a release. It's a perfectly acceptable thing to do, but you need to determine whether the amount that is being offered is a realistic approximation of your common law entitlement.
    The lawyer experienced in employment law can tell you almost immediately whether the Company's offer is reasonable.

    1. Re:Do NOT go to the Labour Relations Board by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      Why do people who know something about computers assume that this makes them qualified to give legal opinions?

      Because most of us in engineering have to take a 1-2 symester course in contract law as part of the degree. Perhaps it distorts our minds a little, but it's really handy in dealing with all the contracts and legal issues we deal with.

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    2. Re:Do NOT go to the Labour Relations Board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name even one university that requires engineering students to complete even one sEmester of "contract law." Undergraduate business law or engineering economy is not the same as contract law. Contract law is also not the same as labor law.

    3. Re:Do NOT go to the Labour Relations Board by llywrch · · Score: 2

      > Why do people who know something about computers assume that this makes them qualified to give legal opinions?

      Well, I'm not Canadian, nor a lawyer, but I can answer this question.

      People asking for help online -- be it a computer problem, a legal problem, or a relationship problem, are looking for advice from folks who have experience with this problem, good or bad. And response from /., while clearly not definitive (*), can be a useful first step to understand what the options are to solve the problem.

      Further, I understand lawyers are not as common outside the USA as they are in the home of the lawsuit & quick legal injunction. In some countries, people live their entire lives without ever meeting a lawyer. In these places, informal settlements thru negotiations are far more effective & quicker than the process of finding a lawyer, determining whether she/he is actually able to do the work well, & at the last paying said professional for either advice or to persue the matter thru legal channels.

      That being said, I'm glad an expert has spoken up with an answer; the Internet (of which /. is but one small piece) works best when it connects people who need information with experts willing to offer simple, but useful, answers.

      Just my US$0.02

      (*) And if you are looking for advice, definietely don't make /. your only stop. Otherwise, you'd very likely end up doing the equivalent of inviting Natale Portman to go visit the goatse guy & explain to him why BSD is a dead OS.

      Geoff

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  141. Learn to spell first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try using spell check next time before you post an article.

  142. I am a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a lawyer practicing in Toronto, Ontario, and my practice is restricted to employment law. I know the law relating to this person's situation very well. He needs to see a lawyer (not me as I represent employers, not employees). Contrary to popular opinion among lay people, the labour relations boards in the English speaking provinces have virtually nothing to do with the termination of an individual employee. I scanned the postings on this article and the vast majority of them are simply completely wrong on virtually every single point. Find a lawyer experienced in employment law and he will very quickly tell you what you're entitled to and what your options are.

  143. bargain by drwho · · Score: 2

    don't sign unless they give you lots of money. like at least a month's wages, and agree not to sue you either.

    they'd rather pay you and have the legal end covered.

  144. Mod Parent Up! by crucini · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The parent post seems to be correct, informative and authoritative. Or else a really clever troll.

  145. "Laid Off" by __aaaehb3101 · · Score: 1

    My understanding(and that of Employemnt Canada at the time I was fired without cause) is that under Canadain Law you do not have to sign anything for severance pay. Just because the company's lawyer wants you to sign something doesn't mean you have to.

    However if you choose not to sign, the company does not have to give you anything but what they are required to by law, which varies by province.
    Under Canadian Law the only conditions that apply are those that you signed when you joined the company or that you signed while an "active" employee as a term of continuing employment.

    I have two suggestions:
    1)Simply crossout those parts of the severance agreement that you do not like, then sign the document. The paperwork they tender is just an "offer" not a "contract". You are entitled to change it as you see fit. If the company's rep takes the signed "offer" back then you have "acceptance" on the company's part. This forms the "contract" and the company must pay you as they offered to.
    2)Get a lawyer. Since you obviously feel the company is trying to pull something, get a lawyer right away.

    1. Re:"Laid Off" by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Here in Ontario, at least, it more or less works out to 'one week of pay for every year you've worked there.' THAT, and only that, is what they are legally required to give you.

      Most companies give out 'voluntary' severance packages that are much much bigger; this is what he'd have to sign to get. At least, that's my understanding.

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  146. Re:IANAL, and this is not the place for legal advi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sounds like better advice then yours."

    Than, not then.

  147. Well it's obvious then by Saiai+Hakutyoutani · · Score: 1

    Don't sign. If you feel the need to sue them (Or tell anyone what company it was) later, you'll be glad you didn't sign the contract, money or not. This kind of contract reminds me of the one the Scientology church would make you sign. It doesn't belong anywhere.

  148. just sign it by junimota · · Score: 1

    its a dot-bomb, they'll probably be out of business anyways, so even if you wanted to sue you'd be outta luck. and given that they are out of business, they are not going to be able to hold you to a non-compete. plus - its just a legality, you're probably never going to want to sue, and they are probably never going to come after you even if you do work for a competitor, unless it was for someone big like Microsoft and you were there for 20 years and new exactly why Windoze always crashes, went over to a competitor and somehow mimicked the entire OS and made it not crash (hmmm). Which ofcourse is all very unlikely, so just sign it, take the money, and go on with life. Thats what I did!!

  149. Dragonian? by rweir · · Score: 1
  150. Ever heard of unions? by NewsWatcher · · Score: 1

    I don't know what the union density rate is in Canada, but I know that in Australia, IT professionals are among the least unionised of all workers. While I respect people's right to choose whether or not they will collectively bargain, posts such as this one indicate the problems that can emerge when workers aren't adequately unionised.
    Can you imagine dock workers or coal miners signing a form saying they won't be able to sue?

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  151. Think this thru carefully! by The+Mutant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Boy I'm not so sure about this - just consider it from the POV of prospective employers when they get his CV and the name seems familiar.

    "Yeh, thats the guy who went ape-shit public on his last employer. Don't know who was right or wrong, but do we want a nut like that working for us?"

    Guess what the answer will be? He'll have to leave town or the country, depending upon the size of the stink he manages to raise to get a job.

    Also consider the ramifications if he loses all these lawsuits, and the company then asks for or lititgates for compensatory damages.

    He could end up with a enormous judgement against him!

    Just isn't worth it. Take the money, learn and move on.

  152. One very important detail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be very, very certain that the package they offer is not a penis severance package. If it is, RETURN IT IMMEDIATELY!

  153. Re:Coding books? why? by jumpinin · · Score: 1

    If she got 4 weeks, UI will start after the 4 weeks and the 4 weeks is subtracted from your UI claim as if the government paid you the four weeks. I think it really sucks but that is definitely what's been happening in Ont.

    Now it could be argued that if you have a severance package it serves the purpose of UI so you don't need UI. However I would argue in that case, if I have a job that pays me 14 weeks severance I should be able to get an exemption from paying into UI. It pisses me off that until my current job I have always had to pay UI but I have none of these jobs would qualify me to collect UI. If I'm not going to be qualified to collect UI I don't think I should have to pay it.

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  154. don't sign by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    Simple as that. You don't have to sign an agreement to get your severance package, and if they tell you that you do, they're full of it.

    Then... if they withhold your severance, sue the buggers.

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  155. See A Lawyer by mikeplokta · · Score: 2

    The only time I signed one of these, it was actually a condition of the contract that I take legal advice before signing it, which the company paid for. I doubt it would have been legally binding otherwise. But that was in the UK, not Canada.

  156. not a problem at SAIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    unless you are management, SAIC will simply give you two weeks notice and that is it. If you are management then any 'extended' NDA's and papers as the poster mentions are not really existent. Many times, someone has been let go, only to go working for one of SAIC's competitors within about a month on the same project. (who cares about legalities when you have friends in high places, anyway?)

    So, if you are an incompetent manager who actively slows progress and absorbs money, then try SAIC. All you have to lose is... nothing! You will be hansomely rewarded for your incompetence and most likely be able to get a multi month period of double pay if you get snatched up by yet another quality-hating, bureacracy-loving company. That is a very sweet deal and one that anyone would be a fool to pass up (ethical arguments are foolish my young padawan). Just think, your days could be filled with meaningless meetings, while you are not held accountable to actually coordinate a team, facilitate a proper development environment or much less utilize a consistent approach to, well anything. Remember, you get paid through contracts funded by tax dollars, and we all know that said pool of money is 'endless' as congress has taught us all.

  157. hehe, that blows by Stalcair · · Score: 2

    I am 27, and it sucks even more when some 20 year olds come in that have no skills, degrees, etc. yet get 15000 more than me. Then when you find out that in order for them to do their job they require about 19000 in training. Damn, thats like winning the lottery!

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  158. if the company is broke by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    there's no point in sueing them anyway. I had to sign similar papers when I was laid off.

  159. Lawyers Aren't Allowed To Comment by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2
    At least in the US, giving legal advice on a message board post, without meeting the client in person and discussing the matter in detail, would be considered legal malpractice. Why do you think all of those lawyer shows have such extensive disclaimers?

    What we're trying to do here is make sure the questioner gets the advice he needs. If you need legal advice, you must seek out a lawyer. Any advice beyond that that you receive here is exactly worth what you paid for it.

    I can see the next Ask Slashdot question:

    I have this lump on the right side of my abdomen, it's painful, and I'm running a 101.5 F degree fever. Should I take an Asprin or a Tylenol?
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    1. Re:Lawyers Aren't Allowed To Comment by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I know lawyers can't call it legal advice -- but lawyers can inform the public. They mostly choose not to, as an informed public would need less lawyers. At least, that's my (admittedly cynical) take on it.

      Posting a question like this in a public forum isn't going to give you a solid answer. I think most people who do so realize this. But it can give you a direction to consider, and it can help inform other people who have similar concerns now or in the future.

  160. Well, at least you are getting laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    off.

  161. Those clauses may be unenforceable by jyg1234 · · Score: 1

    I'm not very familiar with Canadian law, but I am familiar with Australian law and they are pretty close.

    They are allowed to restrict your right to sue if the action is in common law, as in breach of contract, or tortious liability, but in many cases, where your action comes from breach of a statutory duty (legislation), there may be provisions in the legislation which do not allow for such a clause to take effect.

    Furthermore, depending on how restrictive the contract is, it may be a breach of the long-standing common law doctrine of unfair restraint of trade, which is a recognised heading uner public policy considerations which may make the contract illegal and thus not valid. Again, I'm sure about Canadian law, but a recent Australia High Court case is Maggbury Pty Ltd v Hafele Australia Pty Ltd [2001] HCA 70. You can find a copy of this case at http://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/disp.pl/au/cases /cth/high%5fct/2001/70.html?query=title+%28+%22mag gbury%22+%29

    Furthermore, not giving you severance pay if you don't sign comes under the heading of economic duress and any contract made under economic duress is deemed to be invalid "ab initio" which means that any successful claim will give you compensation to attempt to place you in a position similar to what you were in before you signed the contract.

  162. another perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's 'draconian', not 'dragonian'. Learn how to spell, moron.

    As far as not being able to sue without losing your severance package, deal with it. That's life. Be happy you're even getting a severance package. Lots of other people aren't/weren't so lucky. You hear what I'm sayin', homes?!

  163. It's time to negotiate... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    I cant believe the number of self professed geeks here that have a collective IQ of a stump when it comes to business...

    The made you and offer... Cross out what you dont like (I'd leave in the you can sue us... nyah nyah! clause as that is what they really are interested in.. and initial where you cross the items out. make a copy of it after you signed it and send it back to them. with a letter you already printed up for the person to sign WHEN they recieve your signed severance form that they did indeed recieve your form.

    if they accept it by paying you they accepted your changes. otherwise you start the next phase... "Sure I'll add that clause back in for another $1000.00 dollars." it's business.... this is HOW you do business peiople... it's not "oh than you benebolent employer... I so dont deserve anything... please dont look at me!" you are doing them a service and a favor... it is NEVER the otherway around.

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  164. Take the money and walk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The big question, as far suing goes is:

    Do you want to? Do you need to? The suing part is about your being fired; you can't sue them for that or anything that they did/you knew about during your employment.


    Anyway, IANAL, but when I had a similar severance thing tossed at me, I went to someone who is, and they said it's basically a CYA thing.


    The terms of mine:

    1) Cannot apply for a position with the company or other owned businesses for a period of 1 year.

    2) Cannot work for a competitor in the same capacity for 5 years (fortunately, my next job was 2 steps up and had a different title...)

    3) Cannot publicly disparage said company (I made sure that one went both ways, just in case)

    4) Cannot disclose details of the severance agreement, such as cash, stock, bonus payments etc.


    Personally, I'd say "If you have no intention or need to sue em, sign the thing, get your money and move on."

  165. it depends by tmark · · Score: 2

    There are federal and/or provincial minimum guidelines. I believe they provide for something like 1 week per year of service. Upon severance, I believe companies are required to 'make the employee whole'. In some cases, this means compensating them more depending upon their age (older people are less likely to be able to find suitable work), qualifications (more qualified people might have a harder time finding equivalent positions), etc. There is considerable subjectivity here, but also case histories you can use as supporting evidence.

    What is provided for in your severance package can NOT be less than what is provided by law. So you need to look at your package and determine how much MORE they are providing you, in compensation for you giving up whatever rights you give up when you sign the severance agreement. For instance, you might have stock options which expire 30 days after you cease becoming an employee, but your company might offer you an additional 3 months IF you sign the agreement. What price do you put on your ability to sue, and what price do you put on the additional exercise/vesting period ? The answer is, as so often it is with legal-type questions here, 'it depends'.

    You need to weigh the tradeoffs between what they're offering you and what you're giving up. But be advised, the legal minimums in Canada are pretty minimal. They're almost certainly giving you more than you are entitled to. Whether they are giving you more than you think you deserve is a different question.

  166. Fairly standard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this day and age, having you sign away your rights to sue is pretty much standard.

    Back in the late 80's, the company I was working for, with a large percentage of people over the age of 50 (probably 50% of the building) had a fairly large layoff (80-100 people out of like 1000)... As it turns out, over 80% of the people in the layoff were over the age of 50.

    The company got slapped with an age discrimination suit, which of course dragged on for 5-7 years before being settled. Since then, they have been very careful to lay off a mix of people... the last list I saw (about 40 people this spring), they actually had averaged the ages of everybody they laid off and came up with 48.

    The downside to this, of course, is that to drive the average down they lay off some secretaries (uhh... "administrators") in the younger age range , say under 40, to lower the average... but they wind up being people that actually are good workers.. just a less-essential function than an engineer, and young enough to drive the average down.

    Sad but true. And, yes, they do *now* make people sign a wavier not to sue... however, legally, I'm *not* certain that that actually holds for a class-action suit such as age discrimination. It certainly would hold for individual's suing though.

  167. What if..? by xidix · · Score: 1

    What if you signed a contract saying you can't sue the company, then they fail to give you your severance pay? Can you sue them for breach of contract if you sign a contract relinquishing your right to sue?

    Or another possibility: what if you sign the contract, they give you your severance, then on your way out of the building you slip on a freshly mopped floor and go flying down a flight of stairs. You wake up in the hospital, paralyzed from the waist down, only to remember that you can't sue your former employer.

    Giving up your right to pursue compensation in court is pretty extreme. Personally, I would refuse to sign the contract, then I'd hire a lawyer and sue them for your severance plus legal fees. Even the threat of a legal suit would probably get you your severance, and you would likely be out less than $500 to file the paperwork. Of course, if it goes to court and you lose, you lose your severance PLUS you now have a big bill for legal services. It's a gamble. Like pretty much everything in life.

  168. Slashdot staff and grammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either this guy is Canadian or his English is really terrible. Could the editors of slashdot (and shouldn't they) do a little bit of editorializing and fix up the grammer and spelling in the original post? After all, it's on the front page.

  169. Draconian by mkendall · · Score: 1
    I have received my papers and they are simply dragonian!

    That would be Draconian, after Draco, a 7th century BC ruler of Athens.

  170. Thats how Cisco Does it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Happened to me as a Systems Engineer last year when the stock slumped.

    Real dehumanizing experience.

  171. Re:IANAL, and this is not the place for legal advi by InternalWave · · Score: 1

    Hey, all jokes aside, lawyers are here for a reason. The reason is, us humans don't get along with each other very well - we have disputes, and the resolution of those disputes has been codified. And lawyers specialize in understanding those codes.

    Having said that, not everything we do requires a legal opinion. You know something? Not once, when I've gotten an employment contract, did I rush out to get a lawyer to read it for me. This may stun some of you, but IANAL, and I had the shocking balls to read and decipher my own contract. Imagine, the impudence! Me, a layman...reading a legal contract. Jesus, listening to this crew makes me think I should engage a lawyer every time I get hired.

    I'll bet some of you characters get a lawyer every time you buy or sell a car. Hell, I'll bet you get a legal opinion when you take a leak.

    Same goes for this situation. Ever heard of common sense? Getting a lawyer involved right at the start is not necessarily the way to go - the guy is being laid off, for Chrissakes. You think he has money to burn? And by the time he's done with the legal eagle, he's already forked out more in fees than his anticipated severance package.

    It's actually possible to get some information on your own, without hiring Perry Mason, you know. The province I work in posts legislation on the Web - I can read the bills that pertain to my rights as an employee. Again, and this may stun some people here, although IANAL I have actually been arrogant enough to think that I can understand what the relevant legislation says.

    It actually doesn't take a trained mouthpiece to do some independent research, and find out whether such a signed agreement is binding at all let alone whether or not certain conditions can be imposed in one. I am not saying follow all the way through by yourself - what I am saying is, it's possible to develop a feel for the situation on your own, or with the advice of non-lawyers whose opinions you trust. If you then believe you have a case, by all means take it to a lawyer.

    You're absolutely frigging correct. This is not the place for legal advice. But the guy asked for advice. You Americans have this magical way of thinking that there is no advice except legal advice. Must be why there are more lawyers per capita in the USA than anywhere else in the United Federation of Planets.

  172. What's in a contract... by Foofoobar · · Score: 1
    Signing the papers means nothing. Amazon.com had me sign a non-compete clause for up to 7 years and Microsoft does the same thing. But did you know they are not that enfgorcable? The can easily be overturned.

    You can put anything onto paper for someone to sign ('The signer hereby agrees to wipe from back to front') but enforcing it is another thing. Courts will often find that the contract is not legally binding or that it is unconstitutional... and quite often, opens up the grounds for a counter suit.

    I got into an argument with AT&T ever so recently because they wanted me to pay an fee for ending my cell service early because my cell phone was stolen. Since I did not purchase the cell phone through them (I had merely purchased the contract), I told them that that was illegal and that it would be like charged me for cable TV after my TV was stolen or charging me for insurance after my car was stolen.

    They claimed it was in the contract I signed and that I would still have to pay. I told them the courts would decide that.

    Needless to say, after many threats by them, they realized that they could not enforce the contract and they called up to say that 'as a courtesy' they would be waiving the fees.

    So, if you know something is illegal and they can't enforce the contract, go ahead and sign. It's no sweat off your back.

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  173. Does it say you can't seek unemployment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of the US based severences have this as a clause; essentially, find out how much unemployment you'd get and if it is less than the Net Present Value of the serverence you are getting a bumb deal... unless you have anouther job lined up.

  174. SIMPLE MATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what money do you make if you sue vs. the severance package? TO sign or not to sign?
    I say if you stand to sue the lungs off of the co,
    go for it.

  175. ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING SUING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it in this day and age everyone's first thought is to fucking sue.

    THIS IS WHAT IS RUINING THIS SOCIETY (BOTH US AND CANADA)!!!! STOP THINKING ABOUT WHO YOU CAN SUE AS YOUR FIRST GUT REACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just take the money, you fucker, and find another job. Stop whining about it. You worked for a DOT COM WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? A CEREMONY BEMOANING THE FACT THAT YOU WERE LAID OFF AND 1 YEAR'S SEVERANCE??? Please.

    What if the company you sue goes bankrupt before you get any money back from a lawsuit? Then you are stuck footing the lawyer's bill AND you don't get any money.

    People here where I work in California got 1 week severance when they got laid off, period. I am Canadian as well, so I know how Canadians have a Welfare State mindset, and they expect the government to pay for everything, including his BMW Zed 3 payments, but this is the risk you take when you join a dot com. Deal with it. Don't go around suing people for every little thing, and don't think that you are ENTITLED to anything.

    And for the love of God PLEASE STOP SUING. IT IS GOING TO BE THE DOWNFALL OF NORTH AMERICAN SOCIETY.

  176. Sign away your right to sue... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    ...and when they breach the contract, what can you do? Sue? Nope. Maybe you could put a contract out on the heads of the high level executives, but that'd hardly be legal either.

    So refuse to sign. Demand severance pay. When they don't give it to you, sue them. Encourage everyone else who got laid off to do the same. If they're hemmoraging money as it is and laying off people to try to stay afloat financially, they're not going to want to spend a lot of money on lawyers.

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  177. The reason for getting laid off..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "I've just been recently announced that I was getting laid off from yet another dot-bomb company."

    • Maybe if you keep getting laid off, you are the problem.


  178. The business perspective by solman · · Score: 1

    I've been responsible for hiring and firing many people. Neither I nor any reasonable businessman would provide severance payments beyond the legal minimum without a commitment by the employee not to sue. If you believe that you have cause for legal action, feel free to negotiate or hire a lawyer, but don't expect the company to pay you any more than the legal minimum without a written commitment not to sue or a court order.

    Businesses offer severance for four reasons:

    1. Because the managers feel bad about laying you off.
    2. Because they wish to protect their reputation and preserve good will.
    3. Because they wish to avoid being sued.
    4. Because they forgot to secure confidentiality or non-compete agreements and are prepared to pay for this at the time of the layoff.

    If they can't cover these bases, they aren't going to pay you money.

    N.B. If you have a legitimate cause of action and bankruptcy is not imminent, DO negotiate. You will almost certainly get substantially more than is offered. Lawsuits, even frivilous ones, are a major pain in the butt for companies. Whether or not you should hire a lawyer for this depends on the circumstances.

  179. See an attorney, doofus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

  180. damn that's rought by glwtta · · Score: 2
    I have received my papers and they are simply dragonian!

    What, fire-breathing and everything? That's far worse than anything I've ever seen from an employer!

    If only employees were able to counter with some sort of crypt fiend web ability...

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  181. Not all that uncommon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for a certain private weather company (starts with an A). Their employment contract were draconian to say the least: Blanket IP clause that continues to 2 years after the end of your employment; waiver of all rights to sue the company or it's owners for anything, ever; etc. The real kicker was that the contract itself is considered confidential information. In other words, you could be sued by the company for having a lawyer look at your contract to make sure it's legal. The worst part of it was the fact that they employed a full time paralegal to sue current and past employees.

  182. This happened to me, here's the easy answer: by tcc · · Score: 2

    They will put a gazillion conditions, give themselves the rights to sue you, your dog and all of your decendants till year 3000, and so on.

    This I am affraid, you will have a hard time to change it, but what you can add before going into confrontation is clauses that protect you as well. I.e. they can't blackmail you, they can't accuse you of stuff that you didn't do, they can't stop you from working at a competitor's because they FIRED you (you didn't leave to go elsewhere) and here in Canada you can't stop someone from living his life, if you are a talented enginneer in rocket sciences, chances are you won't go to pump out gas or sell shoes. So if they can't afford you, it's not your problem, if a better company can afford you and it happens to be a competitor, well too bad, and this would hold off in court. The only thing that could go against you is if you are giving them the blueprints of what you were working on at the last company, or discuss their strategies.. this would be bad and breach your contract and besides... it's non-ethical.

    The other way out if they do not want to protect you and make it only 1-way is to either go to the small claim court if what they owe you is under 3000$ (but be sure you have written evidance that they didn't want to include any of your self-protecting options in the contract, especially if they are general and legitimate, it will make them look terribly bad), another way out is simply sign it and if they ever sue you if it's that bad, here in canada it won't hold up in court, the judge will simply invalidate the contract because it's probably going to go against human right charts and work charts.

    One last thing to consider: if they lay you off, they are out of cash, chances are they wouldn't be able to sue you in the first place, and chances are within the next year they will be out of buisness... but I can understand that you wouldn't want to sign such documents. I've managed to get my side protection saying that they really enjoyed my work and I was a very good employee and blablabla as a recomandation letter, so if they would blackmail me afterwards, they'd have to explain this to the judge, and they were so disorganized that I would have crushed them in no time, it's common and the last thing you need is to pay for a lawyer to comfort you and goign to court to get your money back, (small claim is okay but more than 3000$ is standard court with lawyer and long procedures, you don't want that, especially if what they owe you is under 5K.

    Hope this helps... and good luck.

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  183. Sometimes it pays to be belligerent ... by Breakerofthings · · Score: 1

    I had the same thing happen to me ... sign this (which says I won't sue, etc) if you want your severence ... Told em to "stick your severence up your ass". Then they asked me for my badge. When I asked when I would get my personal belongings back, they said I could make an appointment "next week" with HR to get it ...
    Told em they could "make an appointment to get their fucking badge back next week" ... can you believe they wanted the badge back bad enough to send me to my cube with an escort to get my stuff? ;)

    Like my good ole daddy says,
    Fuck 'em.

  184. That depends. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    That depends on the severence package. Is it severence as required by law, or is it an incentive they are offering you, that you otherwise have no legal right to expect?

    Check with your local labor code. Find out what your rights are. If this is something above and beyond what you already had a legal right to accept, then they are simply making you an offer. You are free to leave it.

  185. That's funny by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Because in Canada, in every province I believe, (Quebec may be different...), you are entitled to either proper notice of termination, or proper serverence pay. The amount of pay and what constitutes proper notice depends on many things.

    But your statement that there is no such thing as severance is bullshit. There most certainly is.

  186. I am a Canadian lawyer with his own firm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and it's people like you that make my daily bread. "Common sense" is the argument used by self-represented parties who lose, and only secondarily by legal counsel who have already read the legislation, the case law and are familiar with the habits of the Queen's Bench Justice they are appearing before. Please don't let me convince you to get a lawyer: my clients like a fast, cheap win, and I love obtaining solicitor and his client (ie. my entire bill) costs against people who will waste the court's time with their opinions about "common sense". Giving out legal advice concerns solving problems with a minimum of fuss, not harping about what you think is the answer the first time you as an interested party are confronted with an issue. Besides, legislation always trumps "common sense", because politics, history and money influence legislation, both in its creation and selective enforcement. Oh, and do you take out your own teeth, too?

  187. I am a Canadian lawyer with his own firm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I am sick to death of Slashdot.org posts seeking legal advice. Most jurisdictions have, as part of their regulating bodies, a list of lawyers willing to give a free half-hour's legal advice. Call the regulating body, get a few names, set up appointments and make sure you make copies of the relevant papers with a written summary of the facts, your paragraph by paragraph response to each document, your list of goals and your list of questions. No-one on Slashdot is paying malpractice insurance in case they screw up on legal advice. The lawyers I am referring to do. You do not have to hire the lawyers, and you should hire a lawyer that can explain things to you in a clear and practical way. But Slashdot should stop posting requests for legal advice unless they are also openning a section diagnosing breast lumps, extracting teeth or determining whether your house is up to spec. Stop wasting bandwidth and risking people taking uninsured advice about the law.

  188. deal with it by LaDulce222 · · Score: 1

    You can't have your cake and eat it to. It's either you don't sign and sue (not that you'll get much), or sign and get a severance package. That's life. But its not the end of the world though, there are plenty of jobs. If you were in a previous dot-com job and signed up for another dot-com, well you put yourself in the predicament your in right now.

  189. Re:IANAL, and this is not the place for legal advi by beer_maker · · Score: 1
    Sorry for the late posting, I was out of town. I'm replying on /. (rather than directly to you) in a similar vein of meta-moderation.

    Yes, much of my post was redundant, for the very simple reason that /. is not and will never be the right place to get legal advice. Maybe it could be a starting point, as you say in another message, but that's one man's opinion. What about all the bad advice, such as the posters who earnestly suggested the Labour Relations Board? The answer really is Get A Lawyer, isn't it?

    The real 'advice' in my posting was simple, though perhaps phrased poorly: If you want somebody's help on a complex issue, you have to give them the facts. You have a document you feel may be unfair and ask my opinion, then you better let me see it!

    IAAA (I am an American) and I have had the dubious pleasure of dealing with the law, and in every case (no pun intended) things worked out better if I talked to or was represented by a lawyer. Most times it cost me exactly nothing, because many lawyers let you have the first office visit free. At my current job, legal service is an employee benefit! I know that's rather uncommon, but the potential cost of legal advice should never keep you from getting competant help, when you really need it.

    I cannot "close my eyes and scroll by", not when the answer IS so simple. Perhaps the real question should be "Why does /. keep posting these stories?" Or better yet, "Has anyone benefitted from legal advice gleaned from /.?" That's an article I'd like to see!

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    Hmmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
  190. Last Post! by farphel · · Score: 1

    This is the last post...