Beat on the brat Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
Beat on the brat Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
What can you do? What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you (lose?)
What can you do? What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back What can you (lose?) lose?
"Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time."
Yeah, it's called Playboy magazine, and it's much cheaper than the LCD. Think man, which would you rather have sticking together: a few pages of a $5 magazine, or the edges of a $500 folding LCD? Sheesh!
I usually use an F#-word or two when dealing with one of Microsoft's programming languages. This is great for marketing "See, everyone's shouting praises of F(sharp)!".
Having...flashbacks...discrete math...AAAAHHH!
I remember having a discussion in class about this. We just came to the conclusion that most people are too lazy or stupid to figure out anything other than multiples of 5 and a few pennies. The professor agreed and we moved on to the next topic:)
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If have cat5 in my apartment, and the 2 middle pairs are used for phone, can I use the outer 2 pairs for digital audio and digital video signals? That's of course assuming that if I start the feed from the office room, it will be picked up from any other phone/cat5 jack in the apartment. I just want to do away with the visible wires runing from my computer in the bedroom to the TV & stereo in the living room. Also, what would be the voltage/noise/interference of running 2 digital signals with the phone line (which also has DSL)? Is that just screaming for crosstalk?
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Beat on the brat Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
Beat on the brat Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
What can you do? What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you (lose?)
What can you do? What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you (lose?) lose?
For your Old Glory insurance policy.
"Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time."
birds and snakes, an aeroplane...
um...
gamma weapons blow us away?
Everybody sing: "It's the end of the world as we know it..."
"Sir, are you classified as human."
"Uh, negative. I am a meat popsicle."
"So, what I want to know is if it's cheaper than my current apartment"
That depends if it's a womb with a view.
BA-DUM-CHA!
Then you can really be turning Japanese...
"Not if we JAM IT!"
"Ah ha!"
"Down scope."
"Down scope!"
"Radar...about to be...JAMMED!"
"Jester's dead. Yee Haw!"
Yeah, it's called Playboy magazine, and it's much cheaper than the LCD. Think man, which would you rather have sticking together: a few pages of a $5 magazine, or the edges of a $500 folding LCD? Sheesh!
Bull Dog + Shitzu = Bull-Shit
It's Wednesday, so is MS good?
MS vs Spammers, so the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
But MS runs Hotmail, so the enemy of my enemy is my enemy.
I'm so confused.
"What's this robotic cockroach doing in my soup?"
"The...um...backstroke?"
79% of all statistics are made up on the spot. My math professor always said so, so it must be true.
"We...are...watching...FOX"
That the GeForce FX sounds like a leaf blower...
[Obligatory Critic Reference] From "Red Balloon 2 -- The Balloon's REVENGE":
Terrorist: "One more step and the red balloon becomes the dead balloon."
[Scared kid releases baloon]
Terrorist: "How did I not see that coming..."
I usually use an F#-word or two when dealing with one of Microsoft's programming languages. This is great for marketing "See, everyone's shouting praises of F(sharp)!".
Having...flashbacks...discrete math...AAAAHHH! :)
I remember having a discussion in class about this. We just came to the conclusion that most people are too lazy or stupid to figure out anything other than multiples of 5 and a few pennies. The professor agreed and we moved on to the next topic
"Baked beans are off, all we have is SPAM!"
Yes, but it did say "or most-frequently-searched-for items". Good point though, if it's not in the DB, does it still count?
Everyone go there and search for goatse.cx!
If have cat5 in my apartment, and the 2 middle pairs are used for phone, can I use the outer 2 pairs for digital audio and digital video signals? That's of course assuming that if I start the feed from the office room, it will be picked up from any other phone/cat5 jack in the apartment. I just want to do away with the visible wires runing from my computer in the bedroom to the TV & stereo in the living room. Also, what would be the voltage/noise/interference of running 2 digital signals with the phone line (which also has DSL)? Is that just screaming for crosstalk?
So, the humanoid "girl" PC "case" looks like it blows hot air out her ass.
Not to mention HER box is, well, YOUR box.
And there's a perfect merge of your pr0n collection, and what it's mostly made up of...(focus on the location of the HDD mounting)
"from the get-your-lust-on dept."
No time for love Dr. Jones!
"I went to retrieve the files, but in their place were these damn 3 seashells..."
"Hahahah...he doesn't know what the 3 seashells are for!"