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  1. How Long... on Mame on the Nokia N-Gage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Until Nokia sues somebody for this? I'm sure they'll say that their product was hacked, even though it might actually add some value to that PoS. Maybe people will actually buy one just to run MAME......naah...

  2. Since 2 Simpsons games were mentioned... on Finding the Perfect Family Game · · Score: 4, Funny

    Marge: Why don't you kids play one of your old board games? When was the last time you played "Citizenship"?
    Bart: [looking through games] "Energy Shortage"?
    Lisa: "Hippo in the House"?
    Marge: Ooh, "The Game of Lent"!
    Bart: Ohh, can't we just go to bed?
    Marge: It's only five-thirty.
    Lisa: Fine, we'll play "Hippo in the House".
    Marge: Oh, the hippo's missing.

    Ep: Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

  3. Oblig Simpsons... on Human Pac Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmmmm...virtual cookies...ahgggggg

  4. Re:Get Married on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just got married, but I was living with my fiance for the past year. (Un)Fortunately, she's a geek and just as unorganized at times. Usually it's my anal-retentive personality that ends up cleaning for the both of us. I have come to love all Rubbermaid(TM) storage products because of this :)
    Seriously though, for the little computer parts, go to an arts & crafts store (like JoAnn's), and get a small art box with multiple storage sections--I have 1 for screws, 4 for different adapters, 1 for cables, 1 for thermal compounds and tape, etc.

  5. Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space on Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    First Broadcast: "My god, it's full of stars!"

    Maybe now we'll find out how accurate that Starfield Simulation screensaver really is!

  6. MS to Google on Google Considering Merger With Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

  7. Re:South Park on RIAA Calls Settlements Proof that Education is Working · · Score: 2, Informative

    God that episode was funny. Here's a link to the episode synopsis, and some downloads.

    It's ep 709: "...When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, Cartman pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet."

  8. Board of Regents??? on MPAA School Propaganda Program Examined · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why dont' the state BOR's or any superindendents step up and say "not in our schools!"?? This has no actual educational merit whatsoever, and should not set foot inside any schools: public, private, or higher learning. It's like Coke coming in and preaching that "drinking Pepsi destroys our employee's way of life, because you're using another product". In the end it's just another corporation trying to save it's own ass. If they just put the money towards education in general (so they can get good jobs), or somehow helping the economy, maybe kids could AFFORD to buy their products instead of stealing them. Ok, I'll stop ranting now.

  9. Spoon! on More on the Versalaser · · Score: 2

    Now Chairface Chippendale can finally finish writing his name on the moon!

  10. Best Spam Recently on Senate Passes Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 3, Funny

    A co-worker got one yesterday "Get Viagra - Half Off!". Kinda defeats the purpose, no? :)

  11. Software Exorcism on Software Exorcism · · Score: 4, Funny

    I need an old programmer and a young programmer.
    The power of Christ compels you...to compile!

  12. Guess we better... on Robot Sales Are Exploding · · Score: 1

    ...bulk up on our Old Glory insurance!
    "You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time."

  13. OR on Microsoft's Take on iTunes for Windows · · Score: 3, Funny

    "from the doesn't-play-well-with-others dept."
    or
    "from the I'm-taking-my-toys-and-going-home dept."

    What a bunch of babies.

  14. Why not just say... on Are Linux Zealots Terrorists? · · Score: 1

    Are Christians any better than [insert terrorist-like group here]?
    Seriously, let's take a bunch of die-hard, religious Americans, and compare them to some of these militant religious folks over on the other side of the world. Hell, why not take some of those die-hard Cubs fans that are screaming for the death of the guy who caught the fowl ball in game 6--they seem to disregard life and society and think the damn world revolves around their sucky team. I'm certain there's some parallels in each of these cases, namely people who are complete fanatics about something they think is the most holy of holies.

  15. Re:Praytell on VeriSign CEO on Commercializing the Internet · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it's "maturity" in the sense of Verisign crying about the BIND patches that were to be implemented to counter their sitefinder. And it's "maturity" in the sense that they think the root servers are their toys, and they should be allowed to play.

  16. Re:You gotta start with a good rack on How Do You Store Your Media? · · Score: 1

    "You gotta start with a good rack"
    That's advise any geek can live with :)

    As for the cafe curtains, all I can think of is "today on Queer Eye for the Geek Guy"...hey, might be a hit show.

  17. Um... on 'Smart' Clothing: A Fashion Show · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pardon me, miss, but I can see your panties through your "smell bubble". [See the Picture]

  18. The FreeNet Users Are Revolting! on Fracturing P2P Networks · · Score: 0, Funny

    Of course they are...a bunch of unbathen geeks downloading pr0n. What did you expect?

    [Laugh, that was funny]

  19. I just keep wondering... on British Court Issues Bizarre Copyright Ruling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many ways are there to effectively and efficiently solve a problem/need? Won't most solutions begin to look similar? Will this continue until it's just the first company to come up with a solution that can put a copyright on the functionality? You think software is crappy now...

  20. Re:I barely understand the acronym... on HTTP Developer's Handbook · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm assuming this is a joke, but I don't see where anyone caught the obvious. If you count Hyper and Text as 1 word (as several people seem to do), and you don't count them as a hyphenated word, then you get Hypertext Transfer Protocol...now what about that 2nd "T"? :)

  21. Re:Dupe. on Video Screen in Thin Air · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not a dupe. The other article about a floating display used a fog curtain. This one is different, but not by much. Still, RTFA.

  22. BAH! on GNOPPIX: Bootable GNOME CD · · Score: 4, Funny

    *sings* "You say k-noppix, I say g-noppix"
    Eh, let's call the whole thing off...

  23. Penny-Arcade on Hands-On With The Nokia N-Gage · · Score: 5, Funny
  24. "Linux Most Attacked Server?" on Linux Most Attacked Server? · · Score: 1

    So?
    They keep on knocking but they can't come in!

  25. Re:Spiderman Vs Goldman on Stan Lee: The Rise and Fall of The American Comic Book · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you can recite a previously used joke from an old Friends episode (I believe it was a dialog between Chandler and Pheobe).