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  1. Re:Not free money on Alaska: The Only US State Where Everyone Gets Free Money · · Score: 1

    The payout is from a PORTION of the interest on the permanent fund. So, the fund continues to grow, and Alaskans get a portion of that growth.

  2. Re:carsickness on Will Robot Cars Need Windows? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but since there will be no drivers, we could just drug passengers into unconsciousness for the duration of their trip! RETHINK THE PLATFORM, MAN!

  3. Re:all part of the big ploy? on Google Formally Puts Palestine On Virtual Map · · Score: 1

    Someone didn't watch the documentary Apollo 18.

    Also, it was the Russians.

  4. Re:Yes, they have on Disney Announces "One Star Wars Movie Per Year" Plan · · Score: 1

    Time for a car analogy!

    Person owns a car.

    Car is used to run over and kill multiple pedestrians.

    You buy said car.

    YOU WERE RUNNING OVER AND KILLING MULTIPLE PEDESTRIANS!

    See how ridiculous that makes you sound? :)

  5. Re:Judo on Steve Forbes: Bitcoin Not Money · · Score: 1

    Here, let me lay out the "analysis" in question for you:

    1) The economy is like martial arts! Right? Right? Guys?
    2) Let's assume Forbes invested a bunch of money in bitcoins.
    3) Forbes is trying to use reverse psychology to get you to invest in bitcoins!
    4) Therefore, Forbes thinks bitcoins are moneymoneymoney!

    How is that not for or against bitcoin? The conspiracy theory laid out in the OP is the sort of self-dellusional thing hardcore bit coiners come up with all the time. "It's not a bubble!" *pop* "Okay, but this time, it's really not a bubble!" *pop* "Okay, but next time, it REALLY WON'T BE A BUBBLE!" It's like they're missing whatever part of the brain results in cognitive dissonance.

  6. Re:Judo on Steve Forbes: Bitcoin Not Money · · Score: 1

    I don't need to prove him wrong. It's like someone claiming that breathing the atmosphere will make your lungs turn inside out and cause your feet to explode. It's so clearly inane that the only thing to do is say, "That's bullshit," and call it a day.

  7. Re:Judo on Steve Forbes: Bitcoin Not Money · · Score: 2

    That is some seriously inane bullshit there. I realize that in your fantasy world bitcoin is going to be a huge success and all that money you sunk into this at best zero-sum game/ponzi scheme is going to be worth millions, but back here in reality, we're all laughing at your antics. Look at me go: ha.

  8. Re:*POP* on Ask Slashdot: Enterprise Bitcoin Mining For Go-Green Initiatives? · · Score: 1

    Of course I meant "worth" as in "current cash-out value." The OP was suggesting mining only when the cash-out value is high enough, but that could only even possibly work if they cash out IMMEDIATELY upon getting any amount of coin. Otherwise, they risk holding on to their funbux based on the assumption that they can cash them out at X amount, and then X suddenly drops well below their "we shouldn't have been mining" threshold, which is incidentally calculated in USD because that's what the power company et al. takes, having no interest whatsoever in a highly volatile, deflationary currency.

    Bitcoin is, quite literally, a ponzi scheme. The only way to win is not to play.

  9. Re:I went back to Satoshi Nakamoto's paper. on Ask Slashdot: Enterprise Bitcoin Mining For Go-Green Initiatives? · · Score: 1

    Or you could instead use your powers for good and destroy the entire thing.

  10. Bitcoins are currently trading around $75.

    Until the imminent pop, at which point all those bitcoins you were hanging on to because they were going up uP UP! are now worth squat, and there's still a giant power bill to pay.

  11. Re:They don't get it on Bitcoin To Be Regulated Under US Money Laundering Laws · · Score: 1

    See now, that's actually MORE plausible.

  12. Re:They don't get it on Bitcoin To Be Regulated Under US Money Laundering Laws · · Score: 3, Funny

    We don't need fiat USD. We can purchase the ever growing number of products&services with BTC without the use of USD

    Haha, yes, I've seen the videos. "Watch me buy gas with bitcoins!" *transfers bitcoins to friend, waits 20 minutes, friend buys gas with USD*

  13. Re:I can slack off anywhere on The Data That Drove Yahoo's Telecommuting Ban · · Score: 1

    Way to intentionally mis-read an analogy regardless of the obvious context, I guess? Where should we send your award?

  14. Re:I can slack off anywhere on The Data That Drove Yahoo's Telecommuting Ban · · Score: 2

    You don't triage a patient who's bleeding out by stopping the heart just because you can't keep up with the blood loss.

  15. Re:Wow Slashdot! on Gamer Rewrites Valve's Steam Installer For Debian · · Score: 2

    I don't even know what that means! We need laws outlawing this sort of thing, NOW.

  16. Re:How much smaller of a tax? on State Rep. Says Biking Is Not Earth Friendly Because Breathing Produces CO2 · · Score: 1

    Apparently I'm all out of mod points, but you deserve 'em anyhow.

  17. Re:Very VERY stupid idea... on Dennis Tito's 2018 Mars Mission To Be Manned · · Score: 1

    No, you flat out dismissed it simply because it hasn't happened yet. If people flat out dismissed interesting new developments--as you did, in your own words--just because they were in the very earliest stages, then the Apollo missions never would have happened because they were as insignificant as an extra speck of dust on your desk.

    Getting things like this done requires people getting excited about it before it happens.

  18. Re:Very VERY stupid idea... on Dennis Tito's 2018 Mars Mission To Be Manned · · Score: 2

    You're right, we shouldn't give a shit about anything until it's already said and done.

  19. Re:Its not Jonathons song on Jonathan Coulton Song Used By Glee Without Permission · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, Coulton made some changes to the lyrics of the song itself, and those changes were used in the show. For instance, the line "Johnny C is in trouble" is in the Glee "rendition."

  20. Re:sigh on Man Charged With HIPAA Violations For Video Taping Police · · Score: 1

    The great thing is that, at least in some states (AK for instance) by refusing to allow the officer to search your car, you're giving him reason to impound it as evidence so it can be searched at their leisure and without your presence. Fun, eh?

  21. Re:Yawn on The Trials and Tribulations of a Would-Be Facebook Employee · · Score: 2

    Also, submitter apparently doesn't have a shoulder to pinch the phone to his ear with.

  22. Re:How are they doing this... on Drilling Begins At Lake Hidden Beneath Antarctic · · Score: 1

    Ahh you missed it. Near.

  23. Re:How are they doing this... on Drilling Begins At Lake Hidden Beneath Antarctic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let it be known that I was actually moderated "-1 Redundant" on this. The irony is palpable.

  24. Re:Questions from the summary on Drilling Begins At Lake Hidden Beneath Antarctic · · Score: 1

    1) 12
    2) A dozen

  25. Summary goof was intentional on Drilling Begins At Lake Hidden Beneath Antarctic · · Score: 1

    It was written that way to catch people who only read half the summary. It's simple math: 2 * 50% = 100%! Foolproof.