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  1. Re:you could be mine on Cable Companies Saying No to WiFi Sharing · · Score: -1

    Guns n Roses - You Could Be Mine

    I'm a cold heartbreaker
    Fit ta burn and I'll rip
    Your heart in two
    An I'll leave you lyin' on the bed
    I'll be out the door before ya wake
    It's nuthin' new ta you
    'Cause I think we've seen that movie too

    'Cause you could be mine
    But you're way out of line
    With your bitch slap rappin'
    And your cocaine tongue
    You get nuthin' done
    I said you could be mine

    Now holidays come and then they go
    It's nothin' new today
    Collect another memory
    When I come home late at night
    Don't ask me where I've been
    Just count your stars
    I'm home again

    'Cause you could be mine
    But you're way out of line
    With your bitch slap rappin'
    And your cocaine tongue
    You get nuthin' done
    I said you could be mine

    You've gone sketchin' too many times
    Why don't ya give it a rest
    Why
    Must you find
    Another reason to cry

    While you're breakin' down my back n' I been rackin' out my brain
    It don't matter how we make it
    'Cause it always ends the same
    You can push it for more mileage
    But your flaps r' wearin' thin
    And I could sleep on it 'til mornin'
    But this nightmare never ends
    Don't forget to call my lawyers
    With ridiculous demands
    An you can take the pity so far
    But it's more than I can stand
    'Cause this couchtrip's gettin' older
    Tell me how long has it been
    'Cause 5 years is forever
    An you haven't grown up yet

    You could be mine
    But you're way out of line
    With your bitch slap rappin'
    And your cocaine tongue
    You get nuthin' done
    I said you could be mine
    You should be
    You could be mine

    Yeah!

  2. Re:hello on Dual GPU graphics solution from ATi? · · Score: -1

    Some day my friend, a '03 Cobra in black/black will be mine. That, or an '02 Z06 Vette black/black. Mmmmmmm...

  3. Re:420th post!! hattrick FP!! on Microsoft To Exhibit at LinuxWorld Expo · · Score: -1

    Super duper mega leet pr0pz on your 420th successful post. May Jesus's light shine down upon you and your busty life mate!

  4. Re:Alexis Patterson on Tragedy, Media and Marketing · · Score: -1

    Here in MA, you still sometimes see faded HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL posters with her picture up on signposts and in pharmacy windows. It's kind of sad, she was a cute girl and I didn't mean to hurt her. Heh, I'm just kidding. I did mean to. No no no, joking around! What I mean was that at first she didn't like being forced into a gangbang with 5 black men but later she enjoyed it.

  5. Suck it on Snort Creator Makes Good · · Score: -1

    I work with the stupidest man alive. His last name is Sloan and I hope someone pushes a button and he disappears. He can't do anything correctly, if he even tries to do any work at all. He can't be fired because he's marrying another person who works here and it would be an awkward situation. I can only hope a truck runs him over.

  6. Re:If on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: -1

    Hell, I do it regularly and for free!

  7. Re:Bill Gates' reply on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: -1

    Shut up, Katz.

  8. Re:Not a party piece on 802.11 Networks, The Definitive Guide · · Score: -1
    I want to FUCK ME.

    It puts the lotion in the basket.

  9. Re:good. on 802.11 Networks, The Definitive Guide · · Score: -1

    Don't you dare use the name timecop in vain, you pink-skirted cum-dumpster. Even though he lives a faggot country with little gooks running around, he's still a fine gentleman. And his wife gives good oral, too.

  10. Re:FP for Natalie and CLIT on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: -1

    Could this be the best post ever on a Monday? Too bad I'm at work or I would of jacked it. I had to sit at my desk for a few extra minutes to let myself fade and shrivel. Congrats, friend.

  11. Re:rip - WorldCom on UK Parliament to ban DoS Attacks · · Score: -1

    You forgot the "truly a ____ icon" part. Still kinda funny though.

  12. Re:The IBM fiasco on Warchalking Visual Cues To Urban WLANs · · Score: -1
    Free lov^M^M^MBandwidth for all!

    Dear Ass-toad:
    I hope you DO realize that your stupid geek-joke is (a) incorrect and (b) not funny. You are hereby senteced to seven hours of sex with a faggot of the nth degree.

  13. Re:999th post! on Real Genius Now Available on DVD · · Score: -1

    Congrats on the Troll Polka. Fucking Brilliant. I was singing it to myself in the office today as I pretended to work on a website. Ja! Das ist der goatse hole!

  14. Numbah 3? 4? on XBox + UltimateTV for $500 · · Score: -1

    Wicked pissah, yah! Keggah at Mahtin's place!

  15. Monkeys on New Communicators from Kyocera and HP · · Score: -1

    Now don't get me wrong, I know a good number of Black people and they're perfectly great humans. But their fucking monkey nigger cousins are something else.

    I was in Revere/Winthrop this past weekend and while walking down the long strip of sidewalk and beach from Revere to Winthrop, I smelled something horrible. Terrible. 15 feet in back of me was a family of niggers. This coon collection consisted of a fat negress, aprox. age 25. A homeboy nigger (presumably the father of at least 1 of the 5 children), aprox. age 25. Five children of various ages ranging from aprox. 8 months to 7 years. They fucking reeked like a garbage dump.

    I couldn't understand what words their fat lips were trying to form, but I think I heard "fried chicken", "nigga", and "adidas" somewhere in their conversation.

    The smell got so bad that I had to cross but unfortunately some of their stench lingered on my clothes and I was forced to go home smelling like ass. There is a lesson to be learned here : niggers are teh smelly.

  16. Re:Clock speed? on Guide To Designing Low Power Handhelds · · Score: -1

    This may be one of the best posts today. Thank you once again, SA.

    Join us on IRC some evening. We're growing larger.

  17. Number 505, Conclusion of Part 1 on Ransom Love's Answers About UnitedLinux · · Score: -1

    Six minutes later, Rachel waddled off the dance floor and
    headed towards the back door. The twat troop from the caf watched
    her lurch across the floor with a mixture of concern and envy. They
    had heard about my jack-hammer cock, all nine merciless inches of it.
    They knew what I did to tender teenage cunts. It was the stuff of
    their vacuous fantasies. Only for Cancer Girl, the dream dick could
    become a nightmare.
    Clarissa started after Rachel, but the pig Jayme grabbed her
    arm and held her back. They exchanged words, and then Clarissa went
    back to dancing. Rachel reached the back door and looked at her watch.
    She stood there and stared at her watch, waiting, counting every
    second. At precisely 10:45, she lowered her head and pushed through
    the door.
    I sashayed over to Jerry and smirked. "Time for my supper,
    butt munch." I made a V with my fingers then slid my tongue in
    between them. I wiggled my tongue, then I bit down viciously on the
    webbed skin above my knuckles. I shook my head back and forth like a
    lion ripping the haunches off a gazelle. My hand started to bleed,
    and I licked up the blood, running my tongue across my sharp incisors.
    Jerry just blanched and tried to ignore me as I strutted from
    behind the bar and out the back door. The night air was cool and the
    smell of garbage drifted in and out of my nostrils with every soft
    breeze. I sauntered along the pavement, lit a Camel and stopped.
    "You out here, Cancer Girl?" I called out.
    "Y .. yes," the freak's voice whimpered.
    "You ready for some cock, you little diseased whore?"
    "Y..yes," her tiny voice wafted out from behind the dumpster.
    "Then crawl out here and get it, Cancer Cunt," I snapped. "I
    only got half an hour. You do want some cock, don't you, whore?"
    "Y..yes," she mewled, emerging from behind the dumpster on her
    crutches,
    "Lose the crutches, freak," I ordered her. "My cunts crawl on
    the ground and beg me for my cock. You do want some cock, don't you
    .?" I teased. " 'Cause if you don't, I'll just turn back around and
    find me another slice of veal. Maybe Julie .. or that fat fuck pig
    Jayme .."
    "N..no," Rachel shuddered, her crutches clattering to the
    cement. "Please .. I wanna be your cunt tonight," she slurred as she
    dropped to the ground. "I want your cock. I'll do anything for your
    cock."
    "I'm waiting, Cancer Girl," I rolled my eyes impatiently.
    "Come on, girl," I patted my knee like I was calling a dog. "Here
    girl. Come, girl." She started scrambling across the concrete, her
    tiny hands and bony knees scarping across the scattered gravel. "Pant
    for me, bitch," I called to her. "Wag that bony ass just like a tail.
    You're my little Cancer Girl slut-puppy, aren't you, whore ..? Stick
    your tongue out and pant for me."
    She waddled along the ground like a mole, her tongue drooling
    out of her mouth while she panted like a mangy bitch in heat. When
    she reached my feet, I lifted my shoe and placed the toe at her
    panting mouth. Instinctively, she knew what to do, what was required
    of her as a cock-craving cunt. She lapped at the sole and heel,
    licking the grime from between the traction ridges until they
    glistened with a thorough spit-shine.
    I tore off her turban and tied it around my head like a sash.
    Then I grabbed her by a clump of her mangy hair and tugged. The whole
    clump just came off in my hands, and she shrieked in pain. "Did I say
    you could cry, cunt?" I grabbed another hank of mangy hair and
    threatened to tear it out. She stifled her blubbering into a sob and
    looked up at me with her vacant, raccoon-eyes. I stroked the clump of
    her desiccated hair, then let it fall back down in a dead tangle.
    This wasn't going to work the normal way. I looked down at her small
    head. It wasn't even the size of a volleyball. I palmed the top of
    her skull and lifted her face so that her mouth was even with my
    crotch.
    "Kiss it," I hissed, pressing her face into my crotch. "Tell
    it how much you want it, you diseased freak."
    "Please let me have your cock," she smooched and lapped at the
    huge armadillo in my trousers. "God, I need your cock." She began
    working her fingers on the snap. I let her unbutton me before I
    slapped her hands away. "No hands!" I shook my head and wagged my
    finger at her. "Cunts don't use their hands," I scolded her. "Cunts
    use their mouths. You are a cunt, aren't you ..?" I asked. She
    nodded. "Say it, whore," I snarled.
    "I..I'm a cunt," she slurred.
    "That's not all, though, is it ..?" She shook her head.
    "Tell me what you are, whore. Tell me, or you don't get any cock
    tonight .. or ever .."
    "I'm y..your c..cunt," she slobbered. "Y..your freaky little
    C..c..cancer Cunt," the words finally sloshed out of her drunken,
    slack jaws.
    "You'd do anything for my cock, wouldn't you, you freaky
    little diseased whore ..? Wouldn't you ..?" I forced her to nod her
    head up and down . "You'd do anything to have me make you feel like
    cunt instead of some dying little sick freak, huh ..? Tell me, whore.
    Speak!"
    "Yes," she fawned. "I want your cock so bad. I'll do
    anything in the world to have your cock and have you fuck me like a
    whore. I don't want to die without being fucked like a whore.
    Please, give me your cock. Please .." she begged.
    "Okay," I nodded, mashing her mouth back into my trouser
    bulge. "Remember, mouth only .." I instructed her as she pulled down
    my zipper with her teeth. "Suck it through my shorts first, whore," I
    ordered as I worked my jeans over my hips. "Show me you're worthy to
    see it in the flesh, Cancer Cunt. Prove to me I should let you suck
    my cock before you die."
    "Mmmggll," she gurgled, working her slavering lips and tongue
    over the bulge in my reeking shorts. I'd selected a three-day old
    pair of underwear from my hamper that evening, one that reeked of
    dried piss, encrusted skidmarks and a gamy cock-stench. I smashed and
    swirled her face into my crotch as I slowly humped her mouth with my
    thrusting hips.
    Despite the tiny streams of puke that burped out her lips, she
    seemed to be enjoying her appetizer. I felt a small boner-pee coming
    on, so I let the piss stream out my prick-eye as she suckled my
    shorts. "Suck the piss out, whore," I ordered, "or there's no cock
    for you tonight. Suck it all out," I instructed as she bunched the
    reeking cotton in her mouth and slurped at it like a thick milkshake.
    "Get all that piss out, and you'll prove your worthy, Cancer Cunt ..
    worthy enough to see my cock. You do want to see my cock, don't you
    .?"
    "Mmmgll hmmgll .." she gurgled as she tried to drain every
    last drop of urine from the dingy cotton.
    "Suck, whore," I snapped. "Come on, suck! Suck the piss out
    of those shorts. Show me what a good Cancer Cunt you are. Prove to
    me I should let your diseased, dying body touch my hard, huge cock."
    She wept desperately and nursed on my piss-stained briefs like
    a starving infant, stuffing more and more of the damp, reeking cotton
    into her mouth while I humped her face harder and harder. "Let me see
    your cock," she finally blubbered. "Please .. please .."
    "Stick your face up into the flap," I pointed to the cotton
    folds of my fly. She dove into the crease. "Take my cock out through
    the flap. No hands," I batted back her tiny hands, then grabbed her
    bony wrists and lifted both arms above her head so she could manage no
    leverage at all. Then I just dangled her at my crotch, watching with
    delight as her starving mouth fought with the flap of my briefs.
    She shoved her tongue, her mouth, her entire face up the
    crease. I felt her soft, virgin lips search for their Salvation,
    relishing the sensation as they encircled the crown of my cock-helmet
    and took their first hesitant suck.
    "That's it, Cancer Cunt, suck it! Suck some meaning into your
    short, useless, pathetic life. You're nothing without my cock, you
    diseased little whore. You're just a dying little hideous freak.
    This is your one fucking chance for cock in your pitiful life, slut.
    This is your one fucking chance to feel like a human being. Suck it,
    you little gargoyle. Suck some humanity into your worthless, broken,
    dying body."
    I grabbed her by the ears and then just let loose with my
    fury. I didn't let her get accustomed to the feel of my prick inside
    her greedy mouth. I didn't patiently teach her how to suckle a cock
    in worship. I just jammed my rage down her throat with one brutal
    thrust. She was so weak, she couldn't resist. Her gag reflex felt
    like a soft hiccup against my shaft as I buried my choke-stick up to
    the hilt of my balls. I shimmied my hips back and forth so that balls
    slapped beneath her chin.
    "Now your life has some fucking meaning, you sick dying
    freak!" I spat into her glazed eyes. "Cancer Cunt likes to get
    choke-raped, doesn't she ..?" I jeered, making her nod her head up and
    down while I continued bucking my hips and grinding every last
    millimeter of cock-meat into her gasping windpipe. When I felt the
    life start draining from her, I slowly withdrew my rape-spear.
    "Arrwwgghh .." she sucked in air and swooned over my shaft.
    "Now I'm going to fuck your freaky little cancer face, you
    whore," I spat in her zombie eyes. Then I rutted and gutted her mouth
    like a rock groupie's pussy. Spit, pre-cum and vomit trickled and
    spewed out her nose and mouth. In her drunken, transfigured state,
    she slobbered and worshipped my prick like a phallic god. My cock was
    her Deliverance. Being used and abused like a cunt made her feel like
    a normal girl for the first time in her pathetic life. I was giving
    her the greatest gift she could ever imagine, the opportunity to
    please a man, to be a slavering, cocksucking, jizz-swilling fuck-toy
    before they dumped her wasted corpse into a six-foot ditch for the
    rest of eternity.
    She threw every ounce of her remaining strength into being my
    mouth slave. She allowed me to batter and bruise her gaping oral
    cavity with the most adoring, subhuman subjugation I have ever
    experienced or seen. My cock eviscerated every last bit of her warm,
    wet mouth flesh, scraping and goring the inside of her head like a
    Halloween pumpkin. She was as pliable and form-fitting as a blow-up
    doll, but she was a living, breathing, tiny little fuck-toy.
    "Suck my balls, whore!" I snarled, withdrawing my smoking
    magnum from her throat and bitch-slapping her hideous, pale face.
    "Suck those balls and work that freak tongue down to my asshole. Your
    going to lick my asshole clean, Cancer Girl. You're going to eat my
    shit like it's gourmet chocolate."
    I continued dick whipping her until her face was completely
    beneath me, nursing at my balls, then pressed up into my ass. Her
    tongue slithered up my shitter, reaming me out like a plumber's snake.
    She'd turned her body around now, and I was standing over her
    emaciated chest. I lifted up her tie-dye tee-shirt and tore apart her
    tiny, lacy-white bra. Her tits were no bigger than cherries and
    almost all nipple. I pinched both of them hard and pulled up,
    stretching the flesh until the tissue loosened and tore.
    She squealed. I sat down on her face hard, pinning the back
    of her head to the ground. I crushed her skull into the pavement and
    humped my ass against her mouth. I farted and grunted out a spurt of
    loose turd, then rubbed my ass over her face, smearing my filth across
    her hideous face. Then I stood up and stepped over her, until I was
    facing her, looking down. I pulled my briefs down until they were at
    my knees with my pants. My nine-inch rape-saber jutted out from
    beneath my ripped abs.
    "Get those fucking jeans down and your bony legs spread, you
    little diseased whore."
    "Are you gonna fuck me now?" she pleaded as she kicked off her
    shoes, savagely tore at her jeans and scooted them down her legs.
    "Are you going to give me that big beautiful cock? Are you going to
    make a woman? Please .." she whined, her bare legs and stocking feet
    kicking up into the air like an insect's. "I need your cock. Please
    .." she wept as she slid her panties down her bony pelvis.
    This was taking way too much time. I only had fifteen minutes
    left to stuff both her holes. I reached down and tore at the flimsy,
    sopping-wet cotton, pulling the elastic waistband up her tiny
    cunt-crack until the crotch ripped it into tatters. I knew this next
    bit was bound to be noisy, so I stuffed the shredded undies into her
    mouth like a gag.
    She tried to spread her legs, but she was too drunk, sickly
    and weak to manage near the amount of width I needed to wedge in
    cunt-splitter. "Spread your fucking legs, Cancer Cunt!" I spit in her
    raccoon eyes. When I saw she wouldn't be able to manage this herself,
    I grabbed one of her ankles and bent her leg back so hard it snapped
    like kindling. OH, WELL ..
    I rested my bloated battering ram up against the shriveled,
    microscopic lips of her labia. I felt a tiny puddle of her
    cancer-stricken fuck juice pool around my piss hole. I pinned her
    other leg to the ground and spread her emaciated thighs as far as they
    could go. I heard a cracking noise in her pelvic area. Her muffled
    screeching unleashed my fury.
    My nine-inch shaft split her tiny, shriveled cunt like an ax,
    sawing into the gash again and again until the head finally
    disappeared into the tiny, bloody maw. My little Cancer Cunt was too
    weak to do anything but bleat like a stuck lamb. I skewered and
    drained the blood from her pussy kosher style.
    Kosher style ..
    Suddenly, her hollow vacant stare seemed, oddly, chillingly
    familiar. I had seen such eyes before, in photographs somewhere ..
    black and white ..emaciated bodies and ghoulish, soullless eyes ..
    sheer appalling beauty .. the poetry of pain .. the stark
    brush-strokes of true inhuman cruelty .. the living legacy of
    peerless, godlike predators .. Arbeiten Mach Frei .. Rachel .. Rachel
    Bernstein ..
    Revelation, in my lust overlooked.
    "You're Jewish, aren't you, whore?" I spit in her cock-crazed
    eyes, then threw my head back and roared. "Aren't you, kike?" I
    repeated, driving my shaft deeper into her heaving belly.
    "Ygglll .." she gurgled through the gag.
    "You're my kike Cancer Cunt, aren't you ..?" I berated her as
    I stuffed another inch of cock-meat up her guts.
    "Yggll .." she nodded again.
    "You look just like one of those concentration camp cunts, you
    know ..?" I licked her neck, jabbed my hips hard into her pulverized
    pelvis, and felt my entire fuck-spear slowly penetrate the entire
    volume of her diseased fuck tunnel. "This is what it must have felt
    like when some big-dicked Aryan superman mounted some emaciated kike
    cunt and just nailed her broken body into the earth." I heard more
    bones crack. "Rausch, Juden, mach schnell," I jeered and jabbed my
    bayonet into her belly. "Seig heil, juden!" I bit her earlobe off and
    really poured it on. "Say it, you sick kike freak. Heil Hitler! Say
    it!"
    "Hggll Hggtlggr .." she gagged.
    "Again, juden," I spit. "Seig heil!"
    "Hggll Hggtlggr .."
    "Seig Heil!"
    "Hggll Hggtlggr .."
    "My God, you rape good, you diseased little freak," I gasped.
    "You're my tiny little toy, whore .. My tiny little kike Cancer Cunt
    rape-toy. Aren't you, cunt? Aren't you?" I felt her tiny fuck-toy
    body stiffen and then crumble beneath me. My entire cock sank into
    her like a depth charge, submerging itself in what was left of her
    wasted body, then coring her womb like an apple.
    When I withdrew my dick from her shriveled snatch, it turned
    her tender, ravaged pussy meat inside out. The inner walls of her
    cunt clung to my thick drill bit like a sticky pink glove. I pulled
    back until the tip of my piss-hole barely grazed the wispy hairs on
    her labia. Then I punched my prick back into her mutilated mound,
    turning the cunt-flesh black and blue while she mindlessly grunted,
    humping and bucking her broken hips, trying to mash her miniscule clit
    into every stroke.
    "That's it, you kike Cancer Cunt. Ride that big white prick,
    you hideous Jewish whore," I egged her on as she fucked an epileptic
    orgasm from my enraged prick, climbing up the long white pole in a
    cum-crazed trance. As she rode out the last throes of her cunt-quake,
    she reached up and embraced me with her brittle bony arms. I popped
    the panty-gag out of her mouth while I filled her cancer-stricken
    snatch with a pint of my blessed baby-batter.
    "I love you," she licked my ear, purring like a contented
    kitten. "I love you so much."
    "I guess I don't have to worry about getting you pregnant, I
    mean not with you dying soon and everything," I smirked, letting her
    cancerous cunt milk every last sperm from my pumping nuts. "Fuck,
    I've got to get back to work," I looked at my watch, more than a
    little disappointed she was still alive. I guess fucking a cancer
    cunt to death would be harder than I thought. I shook my head in
    disbelief and stood up. "I didn't even get to fuck your bony little
    ass."
    "You can rape me tomorrow," Rachel giggled drunkenly. "You
    can rape me every day for the rest of my life. I'm your fuck-toy now.
    Your tiny little fuck-toy."

  18. Number 504 on Ransom Love's Answers About UnitedLinux · · Score: -1

    "Come here," I took her by the hand and led her into the men's
    room. Three guys were standing at urinals and the sound of whizzing
    pee filled the room. Julie tried to wrench her hand away, but I
    shoved her over to the mirror. I took her by the back of the hair and
    pulled back so that her neck snapped back. "Look in the mirror,
    baby," I hissed in her ear.
    She shivered and did as she was told. The guys at the urinals
    tucked in, zipped up and turned around. "What are you ..?" she began.
    "Shut up, look and listen," I snapped, lifting her tummy-top
    up abruptly, revealing her egg-sized tits bobbling in a black bra. I
    pinched off some skin below her rib cage and pulled it out. "Mushy,"
    I sneered. "Maybe you need another diet, baby." She bit her lip, but
    couldn't stop the tears. "You know, when I stroke Rachel's tummy ..
    guess what? No unsightly flab." I bent her over the sink and pressed
    her face into the mirror. She didn't even struggle hen I lifted her
    skirt and worked down the elastic waist band of her panties. Seconds
    later, the lace glided down her skinny thighs, over her knobby knees
    and down her bony calves until they bunched up at her feet. "Look at
    this fat ass," I slapped it so hard her teeth rattled. Her eyes
    exploded with tears. "Cut down on the potato chips, baby, they go
    right to your big old butt." The men in the john laughed. "I'd
    rather fuck a cancer freak than your fat, disgusting ass, you whore.
    Jesus, you were a real disappointment, you know that ..?" I kept at
    her. "I really thought you had what it takes .. you know, discipline.
    I thought you really wanted this," I shoved my bulging crotch against
    her bare ass so that she could feel what she craved. "I thought you'd
    do anything to get some of my cock, you fat pig. But you're just like
    all the rest of the girls. You're not willing to really sacrifice to
    get what you want. You're not willing to do what it takes to be
    loved." I started dry-humping my bulge against her anorexic
    ass-cheeks, and she melted beneath my power. "You do want to be
    loved, don't you, pig?" I licked her ear. "You do want to be worthy
    .?"
    "Yes," she sobbed. "I'm so sorry. I'm really trying .."
    "Trying is for losers, pig. Are you a loser? Are you?"
    "No .." she bawled.
    "Then you've got to prove it to me," I slapped her ass again.
    "You've got to show me you're worthy of a real man's love. You ready
    to do that, pig ..?"
    "Yes, please .. I'm so sorry .. I'll do whatever you want .."
    "I don't know if I believe that, pig. You could just be
    saying that, making false promises like you do every time you start
    one of your diets. You don't have the willpower to keep those
    promises, do you, pig ..?"
    "No .." she sobbed.
    "Then how the fuck do you expect me to believe you now?"
    "I don't know .. please .. just let me show you .."
    "You want some cock up that fat pig ass of yours, don't you,
    pig?" I barked.
    "Yes," she bawled. "More than anything. Please give me some
    cock up my ass .."
    "You think I'd ever put my dick up that fat disgusting ass of
    yours, pig?" I laughed. "I only fuck nice, skinny asses. You're
    going to have to do a lot of work on that ass before it gets anywhere
    near my cock again. You need a special exercise program for that ass,
    pig. How would you like that? How would you like a special exercise
    program to get your ass trimmed down so it'll be worthy again to be
    stuffed with my dick? How does that sound, pig?"
    "Yes, please .." she blubbered. "I'll do it. I'll do
    anything."
    "That's my good girl," I slapped her bony ass again, and the
    men laughed. "We'll have those unsightly pounds burned off in no
    time. We're going to call this program the Ass Master, you know like
    Suzanne Sommers' Thigh Master." I took her by the hair again and
    turned her around to face the men who now leered at her. Two of them
    had seen where this little scenario was going, and their dicks were
    out of their pants again, wagging happily in the anorexic cunt's
    bawling face. "You need to be ass-fucked twenty times a day, pig.
    You got that?" I asked. She shuddered. "You got that, pig?" I
    rubbed my bulge in her face, and she nodded, suddenly remembering what
    she was sacrificing her dignity for. "Good," I petted her hair. "Now
    these guys are going to start you off on today's work-out, okay ..?"
    I yanked her hair and snapped her head back.
    "Y..yes .. please .. yes .." she mewled.
    "Well, then let's get you started. First we need the proper
    apparatus," I joked, dragging her by the hair across the floor while
    her skittish knees knocked against the cold tile. "Here," I threw her
    into one of the toilet stalls and kicked her legs apart so that she
    was bent on all fours over the commode, her face hanging over the
    bowl. "You're going to need plenty of water, pig. It's not fattening
    and we don't want you to dehydrate, do we ..?" I shoved her head into
    the putrid toilet water, and she thrashed her head around until I put
    all my weight on the back of her neck. Pressing her face into the
    bottom of the porcelain bowl, I listened to her fight for air, then I
    flushed the toilet.
    "Man, you are one sick mother," one of the men, a dude in his
    twenties, laughed. "You fucking rock, dude!"
    "You want any of this bitch's fat ass?" I asked, taking my own
    cock out of my pants. I had come in here to piss if you remember,
    and I now relieved myself on Julie's skinny back, her brown hair and
    down her gasping, bawling cheeks. It was a hot, thick whizz, and it
    steamed against her pale, ashen flesh. "Okay, she's all yours," I
    stepped away and patted the dude on the back.
    "This fucking rocks," the dude boomed as he took hold of
    Julie's head, shoved it into the piss-water, and then inserted his
    meaty, six-inch cock into the cleft of her bony ass.
    "Just remember to flush and clean up when you're done," I told
    them. "And after you've had your turn, please go out there and make
    sure all the rest of the guys in the bar get a crack, okay ..? This
    little pig needs to get a lot of pork roasted off her ass by the end
    of the night, okay ..?"
    "Sure, man," the dude nodded as he began butting his dick into
    Julie's bony hole. I could hear her head battering the porcelain and
    the steady 'glug, glug' of her gagging as I exited the Men's Room.
    Pushing through a line of frat boys forming at the door, I shrugged my
    shoulders. GOD, SOMETIMES I JUST LOVE MY LIFE!
    I went back to the bar and resumed working, priming the young
    cunts until they were sufficiently oiled to spread for any dick in the
    bar. Meanwhile, whispered rumors of the anorexic Men's Room ass-slut
    began circulating around the floor, and -- God bless 'em -- not one
    guy blabbed to the management. Gang-rape is the ultimate male bonding
    experience, and every man in the place toed the line and took his best
    shot as his brothers cheered him on. Judging by the noise coming out
    of there, things may have been getting a little out of control in the
    Men's Room. For a moment I considered checking on the anorexic cunt
    to see if she was all right. Then I got an order for three Long
    Islands, two Heinys and a round of Jello Shots, so I decided "fuck
    it." Besides, I had even skinnier fish to fry.
    Cancer Girl was wrecked by now. She smiled at me and fellated
    her drink straw. I slid over in between orders. "Hey, why don't you
    go dance?" I asked. "Sweat some of the booze out. I don't want you
    passing out on me while I'm popping your cherry."
    "You wanna see me dance?" she slurred.
    "Yeah, get out there and do the gimp," I motioned to her
    crutches. "Let me see what I'm going to be stuffing out there later."
    She blushed and drained the last of her eighth kamikazee.
    "Watch this .." she slobbered before she took to her crutches and
    hobbled out to the floor. I started laughing my ass off. The little
    freak was totally under the Master's spell now. I could get her to do
    anything, to withstand any humiliation. I was treating her like a
    cunt, and for the first time in her life she felt like a human being.
    She staggered into a circle of her caf friends, and then just started
    this herky, jerky, Jerry's Kids spaz while everyone on the floor
    stepped back to gawk. "I'm gonna get fucked tonight!" she hollered at
    the top of her lungs right in the dead silent void between two songs.
    Someone let out a cheer, and then everyone joined. "GET LAID, GET
    LAID .." she led the chant while the tunes revved up again and she
    started her St. Vitus shimmy again.
    Jerry came over from the other side of the bar to watch the
    freak show. "What's up with her?" he laughed.
    "I'm going to fuck that freak in .." I looked at my watch, "
    . about twenty minutes. Gonna give her some chemotherapy right up
    her tight cancer cunt," I laughed, grabbing my crotch and shaking it
    like some streetcorner nigger.
    "You're shitting me, right ..?" he did a double-take.
    "Why don't you take your ten in about half-an-hour, come
    outside and catch the show." I smiled. "I'll let her suck your
    cock."
    "You just aren't RIGHT," Jerry moved away from me very slowly.
    He wasn't smiling any more. Pussy .. I went back to watching Cancer
    Girl do the autistic boogie. Our eyes met, and I pointed to my watch.
    She looked at her own and nodded. She remembered my rules. Exactly
    on time, not a minute early or late, or she got no dick, and if there
    was one thing Cancer Girl needed it was cock .. hard, unrelenting,
    inhuman cock battering every last one of her emaciated fuck holes into
    a puddle of splooge and blood.

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    I told Jerry I was taking my first ten-minute break, and
    strolled over. "Buzzed yet?" I asked her.
    "Getting there," she slurred slightly. She'd had enough booze
    to put a baby rhino down. She was oiled and waiting for a piston job.
    "You wanna get some air?" I asked. "I'm dying in here." I
    brushed my hand over my face. "The smoke .." I explained above the
    music. "It gets to me after a few hours."
    "You want to take me outside?" she was giddy and terrified.
    She knew what happened when the Legend took a young cunt outside on a
    cigarette break. Julie and every other piece of veal I'd sampled had
    spread the word along with their legs.
    "Yeah .. outside," I spoke loud to show her I wasn't
    embarrassed.
    "Wh .. why would you want to t..take me outside?" she
    stammered. Cancer Girl was plowed, but not that plowed. She wasn't
    stupid either. She knew what I was going to take, but she just
    couldn't believe it. She needed to hear it.
    "Get some air," I shouted above the music. "And grab a
    smoke."
    "I thought the smoke bothered you?" she giggled.
    "Their smoke," I countered. "Not mine." I took her hand.
    "Come on. I only have ten minutes."
    She struggled to her feet, and started hobbling to the back
    door on her crutches. I followed behind her and watched her bony ass
    and brittle back. As she moved out the door, I placed my hand on her
    back and guided her over to the brick wall behind the dumpster.
    "See, that's better, isn't it ..?" I laughed, lighting up a
    Camel. She nodded quickly and nervously. I took a hit off the smoke
    and offered it to her. She shook her head. "Come on," I laughed.
    "It ain't like it's going to kill you."
    She shot me a weird look, and I shrugged my shoulders,
    re-offering the cig. She grinned suddenly and took a puff. She held
    the smoke in and then released it slowly.
    "You smoke .?" I was surprised.
    "My secret vice," she laughed. "Don't tell anyone, okay ..?"
    "Who the fuck would care?"
    "Everyone," she answered. "I'm supposed to be fighting, you
    know .." she mimicked Ali shadowboxing.
    "Fuck that," I shook my head and offered her the whole smoke.
    She took it and sucked it down while I used her cig to light another.
    "Fighting's for losers. I say go out in a blaze of glory .. you know
    like Kurt Cobain or Chris Farley. What you do is all that matters,
    not how long you do it."
    "You know that I'm dying, don't you ..?" She still seemed
    like she couldn't believe I was being so cavalier about the whole
    thing.
    "So am I, baby," I grinned. "One day at a time, just like
    everyone else."
    "I don't have as many days, though," she blew a smoke ring.
    "Big fucking deal," I shrugged my shoulders. "I mean that
    sucks, sure, but does it really ..? I mean isn't it all how you look
    at it?" She looked at me with stony silence, waiting to hear what
    came out of my mouth next. "Listen, life is filled with down time. I
    spend every day counting the hours til I get off work. I wish I could
    just take all the time I spend working and sleeping and just hack it
    right out, you know ..? Just give it back to God or whatever, and say
    'take it, I don't fucking want it. I have no need for it. Just leave
    me the good stuff like fucking and eating and watching movies.' I
    wish the rest of my life was like maybe two years long, and all of it
    was just the good stuff. Mostly I wish I could just fast-forward
    through all the bullshit and get to the fucking."
    She snorted out in laughter. "That is the most juvenile
    philosophy of life I have ever heard."
    "So?" I challenged her. "What are you doing that's any
    better?"
    The question froze her. The booze had torn down her defenses,
    and now she was just careening from one raw emotion to the next.
    "You ever sucked a cock before?" I asked her point-blank,
    almost nonchalantly as I finished my cigarette.
    She shook her fuzzy head, dumbfounded.
    "You ever even seen a cock before?" I laughed. "I mean a real
    one .. one shoved right in your fucking face."
    She shook her head again and peered at me through the waning
    haze of her Camel.
    "Are you going to die never having a dick in your mouth, or
    stuffed up your pussy or throttling your ass? Is that your big plan?"
    "What are you trying to do?" she finally whispered.
    "Fuck your brains out," I smiled, reaching out, nestling my
    hand between her legs and stroking her cancer cunt. "Why, what do you
    think I'm trying to do?"
    "You're sick," she shivered, but didn't pull away.
    "So are you, baby," I laughed, my other hand finding her tiny
    tits beneath the tie-dye and rubbing her hard nipples while she
    panted. "I'm going to bring you back out here in another hour and a
    half when I get my supper break, baby. Then you're going to get you
    some cock, okay ..?"
    "O..okay," she shuddered.
    "You do want some cock, don't you, Cancer Girl?" I hissed in
    her ear as I rubbed her pussy and tits into a squirming fit.
    "Yes," she sobbed, her chest heaving and her hips bucking.
    "Julie told you all about my cock, didn't she ..?" I pressed.
    "Mmm hmm .."
    "What did she tell you, Cancer Girl?"
    "Sh..she said it was b..big, and you fucked her in the ass
    with it," Rachel stammered.
    "Is that all?"
    "No."
    "Did she tell you how she sucked it, how I rammed it down her
    throat and made her take all of it. How she fucking gagged on my
    thick, nine-inch cock til it made her puke. And then how I bent her
    over the dumpster door here, shoved her face in the garbage, spread
    her bony ass-cheeks apart, and then jammed my big thick dick up her
    dry shit-chute and pounded her skinny anorexic butt til she farted
    shit and blood and it dribbled down her bare white thighs ..? Did she
    tell you that, Cancer Cunt?" I hissed while she pressed against me,
    dry humping her diseased cunt into my leg like an animal.
    "Oh .. oh .. please .. no .." she sobbed into my shoulder, a
    vicious cum-quake tearing through her emaciated body.
    "Get your ass back inside now, Cancer Cunt," I pulled away
    from her and lit another Camel. "I want you to think about what's
    cumming in an hour-and-a-half. I want you to think about what you'll
    be doing, what I'll be doing to your sick little body." I looked at
    my watch. "10:45 on the dot, whore. If you're late or early, no cock
    tonight. No cock for the rest of your life. You'll die never knowing
    a dick stuffed inside you. 10:45, sharp!" I turned to my smoke and
    dismissed her without even a shrug. I listened as the click-clack of
    her crutches clattered up to the door and back into the club.
    When I finished my smoke, I headed back inside. My prey was
    sitting
    , her face flushed with fresh-fucked glaze. She
    looked at me the way a peasant looks at a priest, the only means to
    her pathetic salvation. Julie and the troop were gathered around her
    chattering. They had seen her emerge from the back door, and had seen
    me follow a minute later. They knew what that meant. Their jaws were
    agape in disbelief.
    "Want another one, baby?" I smiled at Rachel, and she
    shivered. Then she nodded, and the other cunts called out their
    orders. I moved down to the other end of the bar and fixed them up.
    Although the cunts thought I was out of earshot, I could make out most
    of the guarded whispers they thought were indecipherable beneath the
    music.
    " .. can't believe .. had his hand .. you did what? he made
    you what? .. you're really not going to .. this is unbelievable .. you
    are so lucky .. you have to tell us .. God, I hear his dick is
    enormous . aren't you scared ..?"
    I returned with their round, and the troop got silent.
    Clarissa giggled and hugged Rachel, just wanting to touch the twat
    that would soon be bending beneath the might of my legendary prick.
    Only Julie wasn't giddy. She was downright ballistic. She stormed
    off into the crowd, tears welling in her hollow eye sockets. The
    other girls kept at Rachel with questions, savoring every last detail.
    I worked some more orders then took a piss break. Actually, I really
    wanted to have some more fun with Julie.
    I felt her eyes on my back. In my peripheral vision, I
    watched her cross the floor at a perpendicular angle so she could
    cross my path ten feet from the Men's Room door. "Hey," I smiled.
    "Umm .. what are you DOING?" she wrinkled her nose like she
    might vomit.
    "Come again .."
    "You .." she shook her head in disbelief. "Is this some kind
    of sick joke you're pulling?"
    "What?" I asked.
    "Rachel ..? Excuse me. HELLO?!"
    "Yeah," I nodded, "so what about her?"
    "You are not going to .. you know .."
    "Fuck her," I answered.
    "You are so rude!" she spat back.
    "You didn't seem to mind when I had my dick up your fat ass."
    The 'fat ass' mark killed her. It popped her bubble. Let all the
    steam out of her engine. "Listen, I think she's cute. She likes me,
    so we're going for it."
    "Umm .. let's see," she rolled her eyes. "She like HAS
    CANCER!"
    "Yeah, so?"
    "You are like major sicko, okay?"
    "You're real superficial, you know that ..?" I shook my head.
    "Maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror before you judge
    other people, okay ..?"
    "What do you mean by that?"

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    Julie was not amused. "Geez, you don't have to BE such a
    bitch about it," Julie huffed. "I was only kidding."
    Cathy withdrew the screwdriver and smiled pleasantly. "Okay,
    then, what'll it be?"
    "Club soda .." Julie answered.
    "Lime?" Cathy asked.
    "Umm .." I could see Julie calculating any possible additional
    calories. "Sure .." All the rest of the twats duplicated Julie's
    example except for Rachel and the fat girl. They both ordered Cokes;
    the fat girl asked for a mix with Grenadine and a cherry. "You know,
    Jayme, that's like drinking a slice of German chocolate cake," Julie
    observed in an irritated voice as Cathy handed the fat girl her drink.
    Fat Jayme sipped the cherry coke and handed it back. "Could I
    have some more cherry in there?" she asked. Cathy nodded, topped off
    the glass, and passed it back to fat Jayme. Julie rolled her eyes,
    and Jayme stuck out her tongue. "I'm pleasingly plump," Jayme
    announced proudly. "A lot of guys like a girl with some meat on her."
    "Yeah, like maybe circus freaks," Julie shot back.
    Jayme just shook her head and sucked the cherry Coke through
    her straw. I sipped my bloody mary, nodded to Cathy and made a move
    back to the deck.
    "Umm .. HI!" Julie beamed at me and bobbed her vacant head.
    I turned and pretended I recognized her for the first time.
    "Woa .. ahh .. Julie, right ..?" I pointed my finger at her and took
    another sip of my drink.
    "Uh .. YES?!" she huffed and pouted.
    "The other night .." I shook my head slowly as if gradually
    recalling the event. "Yeah, okay, cool, now I remember. Yeah .." I
    stopped, lowered my Aviators and looked her over. "You look different
    .." I faked being puzzled. "Hmm .."
    Her eyes grew wide in terror. To an anorexic twat like Julie,
    my ambiguous 'different' could only mean one of two things. Either it
    was a good 'different', meaning thinner, or a bad 'different' meaning
    fatter. The secret was to keep her guessing and never let her know
    for sure. That way she'd always err on the side of more starvation.
    I'd have her looking like Miss Teenage Treblinka by the end of the
    summer. My dick twitched in my trunks, and every cunt noticed it,
    even Cathy.
    "Umm .. are you working or anything tonight?" Julie stammered,
    her confidence visibly shaken.
    "Yeah," I answered. "Stop by if you want." I turned to all
    the cunts. "All of you. Just got to keep it cool, you know. No
    lightweights .."
    "Are you serious?" one of the cunts blurted. Julie flashed
    her a seriously annoyed look.
    "Yeah," I answered, "why the fuck not? This is party summer,
    right ..?"
    "Honestly, Clarissa," Julie rolled her eyes at the girl.
    "Like grow up, okay ..?" The other cunts giggled and Clarissa
    withered.
    "You're coming, too, aren't you ..?" I asked Rachel directly.
    "I mean you can drink, can't you ..?"
    The seeming insensitivity of the remark shocked all the cunts,
    even shallow Julie. To the uneducated eye it seemed stupid and
    boorish. I knew differently, though.
    "You know how to make kamikazees?" Rachel suddenly broke the
    awkward silence and grinned back.
    "Just try me, baby," I shot back. "I'll have you doing
    lap-dances by 9 o'clock."
    "We'll see about that," her face was positively radiant.
    "I gotta warn you, baby," I smirked. "I've been known to get
    a girl wrecked and just take advantage of her. So, you'd better watch
    yourself."
    Cancer Girl turned away and batted her eyes down. Her sickly
    pallor was now tinged with crimson. I could smell her diseased pussy
    lube from where I stood. Her tiny nipples jutted out like pin-pricks
    against her tee-shirt.
    "See you girls tonight," I saluted them all and strutted back
    out on the deck. I drained my bloody mary and headed home for a nap
    before work. I had Cancer Girls in my sites. Now all I had to do was
    put her down and bag her.

    2

    The Breakers Beachfront Bar was already hopping when I got in
    at 6PM. On her way out, Cathy caught me at the time clock. "You
    know," she smiled, "you really are an enigma, you know that ..?"
    "What?" I feigned ignorance.
    "You made Rachel's day today, you know," she looked positively
    choked up
    "Rachel?"
    "The girl with cancer .. at the bar this afternoon .."
    "Oh, her .." I shook my head. "I still don't know what
    you're talking about?"
    "She's not used to that," Cathy tried to explain.
    "What .."
    "Honesty," Cathy replied. "You were maybe a little blunt, but
    .. that was very cool."
    "I still have no idea what you're talking about."
    "Everyone around her pussyfoots around her cancer, pretends
    like they don't see it. They treat her differently .. not like a
    girl. You were downright crude to her. I bet no guy's ever done that
    before, just treated her like a girl .."
    "Well, she is a girl," I observed. "I treat you all the
    same."
    "I know," she seemed genuinely pleased to discover I was a
    sexist pig with all cunts, whether they were dying of cancer or not.
    "It takes all kinds, I guess .." she shook her head in disbelief,
    kissed me quickly on the cheek, then practically ran off.
    I smiled. One more tale to add to my legendary status. The
    sensitive stud. What a fucking joke. Thank God it wasn't up to cunts
    to spread the seed and keep the human race going. They deserve to be
    prey.
    I walked upstairs and threw myself into the fray. Everyone in
    Lakeside was sidling up to the bar. I got in the zone quickly,
    managing dozens of orders and simultaneous conversations so that every
    goat at the trough believed they were my "different," "special"
    customer. I bided my time until 8PM when the veal strolled in.
    It was always the same every night. The teens were only
    allowed to work up to 7PM, Breakers rules. Then they had wholesome
    activities planned. The geeks went to movie night or played in the
    Ping-Pong tournament. The cunts went cock teasing, painting up their
    faces like whores and showing more underaged flesh than a Jock Sturges
    exhibit.
    Julie and her troop marched in like they owned the place. In
    their minds, they did. They knew the night bartender. He'd invited
    them, and he would hook them up. It was time to play grown-up and see
    if any of the men in the joint were man enough to put them in their
    place.
    Julie herself had regained some poise since this afternoon.
    No doubt she'd binged on some Hagendaas, and then puked her brains
    down a convenient toilet. She was dressed in a tummy shirt and
    micro-mini that screamed Rape Me. I wasn't even mildly interested,
    though, when I saw my little Cancer Girl.
    Rachel had kind of a headband/turban thing going on around her
    head. She was wearing jeans and a long tie-dyed tee-shirt. She'd put
    on some make-up, too. Not much, just blush and some eye-liner. But
    her message was clear. She was feeling like a girl tonight, not a
    freak. I'd worked her perfectly. I'd be scoring some tight, bony
    cancer cunt by the end of the night. My cock reared up and sniffed
    her rape meat when the troop approached the bar.
    "Hey .." Julie flashed her eyes at me.
    "Yeah, hey .." I looked beyond her to Rachel. "You made it,"
    I addressed Cancer Girl directly. "One kamikazee coming up!" I
    slapped it together and fired it down the bar at her. The glass
    stopped perfectly in front of her (old bartender's trick), and she
    clapped. "Suck that down, baby," I smiled at her as I took the orders
    from Julie and the rest. "It's party night."
    The troop of twat slammed down the sea-breezes and
    screwdrivers, and hit me up for another round. Cancer Girl had
    already downed her kamikazee by that time, and was finishing her
    second one when I got the rest of the cunts their next round. I
    pumped them all full of booze until they were sloppy, horny and out of
    control. They hit the dance floor like a pack of bitches in heat,
    leaving Rachel, on her fifth round, at the bar.

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    As the caf cunts swished by me, I checked out the rest of the
    veal. One girl was fat, with huge tits and a loud mouth. I would
    make her my fuck-pig eventually, but I wasn't in the mood for a side
    of back bacon that day. So I put her fat ass on the back burner.
    Something even more promising had caught my eye.
    Her name was Rachel Bernstein. She was sixteen years old, and
    her fragile, emaciated body had been shrunken and desiccated with some
    kind of bone cancer. She was no more than five-feet tall and lurched
    along with leg braces and crutches. Her arms were thin and brittle,
    like Popsicle sticks. Splotches of mangy dishwater-blonde hair hung in
    clumps from beneath her floppy sun hat. Her pale skin and the dark
    circles around her eyes made her look like a Holocaust victim or one
    of the mutant vampires from Genesis Man.
    Rachel Bernstein was the Breakers mercy hire, the complex's
    mascot, the poster child for political correctness in our lily-white
    workplace. Despite the fact she could do no real work and contributed
    nothing to the resort, she was paid the same as every other summer
    employee. Eric had told me the Breakers hired her for morale.
    I guess looking at Rachel Bernstein's grotesque, dying body
    was supposed to make us all feel better about our own lives and rather
    trivial imperfections. Everyone at the Breakers wanted to be Rachel's
    friend. Everyone wanted that special friendship with Cancer Girl.
    Everyone wanted to talk about how brave she was. Everyone wanted to
    delude themselves that they had moved beyond mere pity and loved
    Rachel Bernstein as something more than just a symbol of utter pathos.
    Everyone but me that is. I wanted to rape that sickly body in
    every orifice until it died of terminal orgasm. I wanted to feel
    every bone in her skeleton crack beneath the savage sledgehammer of my
    dick as I crushed the air, the strength, the very will to live from
    her barely-animated corpse.
    I guess every real man dreams of giving it to a cunt so good
    that she croaks from a cock overdose. I'm not talking
    strangle-fucking the snatch, or dicing the slice in flagrante delicto.
    Any two-bit Bundy with some duct-tape and a straight razor can pull
    that off. I'm talking about literally fucking a woman to death,
    marathon-slamming her every gaping orifice until she just cums herself
    to death. Imagine raping a stroke or cardiac arrest into some useless
    cum dumpster, savoring the death throes as they milk every last ounce
    of hot spunk from your swollen balls. I've been told there's no
    better ride. But, hell, that's not even the best part.
    When they finally find the spent cock socket days later, the
    investigators are stymied. They have to pump a gallon of sperm out of
    her stomach, womb and colon. Cause of death? The coroner scratches
    his head .. Overdose of dick. They DNA-trace the splooge back to you,
    bring you before a judge and jury, and you get to say: "Yeah, I fucked
    the cunt. I fucked her to death. She died begging me for more of my
    dick. She died with my cock stuffed up her ass. Her last words were
    "harder." She lived a cock-junkie and died with a hot fix of prick
    jabbed deep into her fuck wound. What are you going to convict me of?
    Giving the slut too much pleasure?"
    Yeah, that would be a trip. Only thing is it's pure fantasy
    when you consider the average, run-of-the-mill rape-toys running
    around. Your typical young slice is just too fit and strong to be
    literally fucked to death. But Rachel Bernstein wasn't your typical
    fresh cunt. Rachel Bernstein was the perfect toy, a tiny little
    snuff-toy.
    I watched the gang of caf girls lay down their beach towels
    about ten yards down from me. Julie had chosen the spot, trying to
    pretend she didn't see me, that she didn't want me to stroll over and
    restore some meaning back into her vacuous, vapid existence. She
    coyly glanced over the top of her sunglasses, seeking my recognition.
    I didn't acknowledge any of them. That's the cool thing about Aviator
    shades; no one can see where your eyes are. For all the caf cunts
    knew, I was asleep in the rays.
    After the initial flurry of getting situated and smearing on
    tanning lotion, the troop of twats settled into the scene. Julie and
    two of the other cunts made a point of standing up every so often and
    stretching so that every guy in range could catch an eyeful of their
    succulent, jail-bait bods. Although meant for every cock on the
    beach, the show was directed towards yours truly. Julie was about as
    subtle as a streetwalker trying to come up with the rent. Every time
    she stretched or shimmied, she'd sweep her eyes over to my inert form
    and bite her lip. Then she'd lean over into some cunt's ear and
    whisper something, repeat it so that all the twats could hear, then
    guide everyone's eyes back to me. The cunts would giggle, then, gawk,
    and then go back to their mindless leisure.
    I had little trouble imagining what Julie was telling them.
    She was an insecure, self-absorbed, fifteen-year-old twat who measured
    her self-worth in grams of body fat and the doting envy of her even
    more pathetic friends. She was obviously the queen of her little
    clique, her position ensured by fucking the hunky, thirty-two-year-old
    night bartender with the already legendary nine-inch horse cock. No
    doubt she was telling her little band of admirers how steamy, romantic
    and soap-opera wonderful our little trash-dumpster rendezvous had
    been. You could rest assured she was editing the story, however,
    leaving out all the best parts, like when I made her beg to see my
    cock and lick my asshole. Or when I choke-fucked her drooling mouth,
    called her "fat whore," and then skewered her anorexic asshole until
    my cock was coated in watery turd and blood.
    The "fat whore" crack had obviously gotten to Julie, too,
    probably precipitating alternate binges of starvation and bulimic
    purging. She was even skinnier now than when I honored her with my
    prick. I felt my dick grow stiff in my swim trunks now, as I
    envisioned her bawling before a mirror, pinching the imaginary folds
    of loose skin beneath her rib-cage, and spitting at her "obese"
    reflection.
    I knew the pitiful cunt would blame her "fatness" for my cold
    shoulder. I'd been counting on that when I decided to treat her to my
    Grade A manmeat. I got off on the idea that fifteen-year-old Julie
    despised and tortured her body because she'd become addicted to my
    dick after only one injection. I'd string this little operation along
    all summer and see how far I could get her weight and self-esteem to
    drop. Who knows? If I played my cards right, maybe I could get her
    to slit her wrists or swallow a whole bottle of diet pills. I'd
    played this game before with brainless teenage twats, and there's
    nothing like watching a pretty piece of veal waste herself away
    because you withhold your manhood, which is the only thing in her
    worthless life worth living for.
    Julie's friendship with Rachel Bernstein now provided me with
    an opportunity to bag two birds with one stone. My cock snapped to
    its full nine-inches as I projected my scheme into the future. This
    would be one of the sweetest scams I ever pulled. I just needed to
    create an opening. Given the brainless nature of the cunts involved,
    this wouldn't be so hard.
    I stood up and brushed the sand off my body. I could feel the
    eyes of every caf girl affix on my package as I stretched. Fresh
    teenage tongues licked pouting teenage lips. Some of the little cunts
    couldn't help gasping. I could smell the flood of pubescent pussy
    juice from where I stood. I teased them by adjusting my trunks and
    allowing my cock to hang down and slap against my thigh, the tip
    almost peeking out the hem on my right leg.
    I looked right through Julie and the rest of them, then began
    my approach. I passed by inches from their drooling mouths, crossed
    the sand and headed up to the stairs leading into the Breakers
    Beachfront Bar. I smiled at Cathy, the day bartender , and raised my
    index finger. She smiled back, mixed me another bloody mary and
    walked it over.
    "Just the way you like it," she joked. "Tobasco and Vodka ..
    with a lime," she added, dropping in a generous green section.
    "I need my vitamin C, you know," I quipped.
    "Don't look now," she whispered under her breath, "but I think
    your fan club has arrived."
    I knew what she meant, so I didn't even turn around. I could
    hear the cunts' voices chattering above the air conditioning, Julie's
    trumping them all. " .. you'll know what I mean SOMEDAY .." she
    lectured her peons. "You just have to .. you know .. experience it."
    I could hear the swish of all their feet approaching.
    Cathy grinned at me and then cocked her attention to the
    troop. "And what can I get you girls?" she stressed the word 'girls.'
    Cathy was about twenty-five and pretty fed up by now with all the veal
    parading around the complex. With all that teen twat on full display,
    no one looks at the twenty-something barmaid no matter how tanned and
    buff she might be. Cathy happened to be both, and I could tell she
    was dying for some dick, especially mine, but with all the fresh slice
    around she'd been relegated to warming the bench. The only men that
    hit on her were the guests, and they were off limits if she wanted to
    stay aboard the Breakers cash cow. So, she bit her lip, stayed on the
    sidelines and watched all the teen twats get the nod on gameday. Her
    only retribution came behind the bar.
    "Umm .. we'll have some screwdrivers," Julie asked with faux
    courtesy.
    "Okay," Cathy nodded. She reached under the bar and pulled
    out a Phillips screwdriver, and offered the tool to Julie. "This
    one's on the house."
    I chuckled.

  22. Number 500 on Ransom Love's Answers About UnitedLinux · · Score: -1

    This my 500th post. I hope it goes well.

    Four years ago, I found myself out of work with summer fast
    approaching. Coincidentally, Eric, an old friend from high school,
    told me about job opportunities with a number of the island resorts
    scattered about the Great Lakes. He had found work as a pastry chef
    at the Breakers, a combination hotel, golf course, spa, party center
    and upscale shopping plaza located on the small peninsula of Lakeside.
    By late April, the resort was still short experienced bartenders for
    the upcoming tourist season, and after considering my employment
    alternatives I decided to drive up to the shore and apply for one of
    the open mixologist positions.
    I was hired on the spot, and started work several hours later.
    My friend was only too happy to let me move into the vacant room of
    the three-bedroom apartment he shared with Tony, another Breakers
    employee. Two days later, I was completely transplanted into the
    Lakeside community, working a straight 40-hour a week gig, 6PM-2AM,
    Wednesday through Sunday.
    The perks that came with employment at The Breakers were
    legendary. As a bartender on the night shift, tip money was
    plentiful. Typically, I ended even the slowest nights at least $100
    wealthier. On weekends, it was not unheard of to walk off with two or
    three times that amount.
    Employees also were given free, unlimited access to any of the
    complex's ammenties - the beach, golf, squash and tennis courts,
    swimming pools, hot tubs, steam rooms, tanning salon, etc. The
    upscale shops and eateries also offered Breakers' employees a 25%
    discount on all merchandise. In addition, three free cafeteria-style
    meals were provided each day in the Employee Recreation Center.
    Of course, the most lucrative fringe benefit was one they
    never discussed in the job interview - CUNT, hot fresh coed and high
    school cunt the likes of which very few men ever experience in life,
    much less fantasy. The Breakers only had one hard-and-fast rule when
    it came to sex - Employees could not fuck Guests or Patrons. If
    anyone was caught breaking or even bending this edict, they were
    canned on the spot.
    This rule was irrelevant, however, and quickly rendered moot
    by the fact that the employees themselves banged each other with such
    abandon that no one even had time to think about plugging the guests.
    For a man such as myself - tall, tanned, ripped and in my mid-thirties
    -- the pickings among the female contingent of the Breakers staff were
    lush to say the least.
    I was a night bartender, and simply put that meant I was a god
    among the mere mortals who worked there. The bartenders themselves
    occupied the highest level on the employee food chain. To befriend a
    bartender meant drinking for free during your off hours. A night
    bartender was an even more exalted position, however, because that's
    when all the young cunts came out to play.
    Of the 100 or so cunts on the staff, only 10 were over 21, and
    this was all snatch that worked at the bar. The other 90-odd cunts
    ranged from 14 to 20, and all of them wanted a seat at the bar and a
    pitcher of amaretto sours come 9PM. Lounging on the beach every
    morning before my shift, I held court as the fresh twats fawned at my
    feet. At then end of my second week, I'd bagged seven different
    slices in the hours between 10AM and 5PM. I'd take them back to my
    apartment, and they'd be willing to do anything for a free pass into
    the island's only nightlife. Rumors of my insatiable, nine-inch cock
    spread like wildfire. I popped three cherries and busted four new
    asses in that first fourteen-day flurry. The youngest cunt had been a
    fourteen-year-old juice stand slut who wore a retainer while I played
    poke and choke with her tonsils. The oldest was a nineteen-year-old
    virgin who shot-gunned ten saki-bombs, then let me jam her tight numb
    ass as she hurled in the shitter.
    I was scoring left, right and in-between, but even that was
    getting old after two weeks. You see, I've never been satisfied with
    vanilla or even chocolate sex. Straight fucking, sucking and ass
    stretching is all right for your even-Stevens, but I'm a different
    breed of cat. Name it - anything! - and I've tasted it, hundreds of
    times: kiddies, beasts, scat, piss, phlegm, phleb, s&m with all the
    hardware. Before that summer, while I was still prowling the big
    city, I'd cruise the 7-11s looking for dumb teen twats trying to score
    a case of Busch or a few jugs of Gallo. Always prepared, I'd flash
    some herb, crack or smack and take the little cunts out for the party
    of their lives.
    When they'd awake the next morning hogtied in a puddle of fuck
    and piss, their cunts and asses shredded inside out, they never cried
    rape. Of course that would be difficult with a cock - human or animal
    - stuffed down their throat, but the fact remains. Once a cunt gets
    gutted by my Dick of Death, she's a jizz-swilling, cock-zombie for
    life. Ask any of the little sluts I've trashed. If they're not too
    busy pulling a train for the high school soccer team, they'll tell
    you.
    After a single night with me, the rest of their worthless
    lives are just one, long, fruitless search for a man that's savage and
    hung enough to make them feel ANYTHING. My former conquests will let
    me whip them raw, use their mouths as toilets and shove cactuses up
    their asses for just one MORE ride on my tattooed horse-dick. If you
    think I'm bullshitting, then you're either a faggot or you don't know
    cunts very well. Nevertheless, that's the way they ALL want it, every
    last twat among them. They spend their whole meaningless lives
    searching for a real man to fuck their bodies lifeless. That's what
    orgasm means in Greek, "little death." Just think about it.
    Lakeside's scene was a far cry from what I could score in the
    city, though. Sure the veal was fresh and tight, but I couldn't go
    fist-fucking the fifteen-year-old juice-stand girl if I wanted to stay
    in Lakeside and out of jail all summer. So, I began to get a little
    uptight as the weeks wore on. I got bored with fourteen-year-old
    blowjobs and 18-year-old assfucks. I mean how the fuck is a guy
    supposed to get off if he can't strangle a cunt while he's pounding
    her, or put out a cigarette on her tit while he's she's slurping the
    diarrhea out of his ass-crack. If I didn't get any ultracore cunt
    soon, it was only a matter of time before I started cruising
    Lakeside's quiet streets and going Bundy on some bitch's ass.
    This was my state of mind that third week when I met Rachel.
    I was at the beach, and it was around noon. I was on my fifth bloody
    mary when I noticed a troop of staff cunts giggling across the sand.
    There were six in all, teenage twats who worked in the Caf Orange,
    the coffee bar across from the restaurant. One of them, a borderline
    anorexic fifteen-year-old named Julie, I'd thrash-fucked behind the
    bar's dumpster one night on a smoke break last week. I'd blasted her
    bony ass so bad she couldn't even sit back down when she went back
    inside. For the rest of the night, she just stood there, sipping her
    sea-breeze over the aftertaste of my cum and fooling herself that I'd
    even talk to her again.

  23. Re:Using standards is always better on Toshiba's iPod Competitor · · Score: -1
    What were they thinking in Cupertino when they decided the format of the drive should be HFS?

    Oh, I don't know. MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S AN APPLE PRODUCT FOR USE WITH OTHER APPLE HARDWARE? You Communist cock-fondling Linux shit-heel. Sometimes I don't know who I hate more - Linux users or niggers.

  24. Re:My rejected code! on IBM Kernel Hackers Respond · · Score: -1

    Show some respect, fool! You were replying to a seasoned Lunix kernal hackar!

  25. GnRT Claims Your Sister on AllTheWeb Claims Bigger Index Than Google · · Score: -1
    Yes, folks, I have fucked and stuffed each one of your sisters. Some of them were disgusting pigs, some of them were average, and some of them were supermodels. But nonetheless, I still had relations with every single last one of them.

    Where is my fucking prize, you jackoffs?