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  1. Oh on Cisco Moving On Set-Top Boxes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does Cisco bring to the table that nobody else does or can?

    Maybe I'm a short-sighted idiot, but I thought Cisco did networking products. I guess if I saw them getting involved in the set-top box market, it would be in designing hardware to setup a background infrastructure for other set-top box makers.

  2. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. on Geneticists Claim Aging Breakthrough · · Score: 0

    I'd invest in advanced crap filtering on /.

    Can you imagine the number of unholy lemonparty ripoffs that will be springing up once our troll population hits a mean age of 200?

  3. I don't see the point of extending life. on Geneticists Claim Aging Breakthrough · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless breakthroughs like this can improve the quality of life, it's a neat but ultimately worthless advance. Humans already life way longer than the length of time they're useful to society, and if we suddenly have people living 6 times as long but still degrading by 70-90, we're just going to sink even more quickly.

    Now, humans living a few hundred years and staying able-bodied for most of it would be an incredible advance and would probably serve to benefit society, but... otherwise... I fear and do NOT welcome our new 400-year-old jello eating overlords.

  4. Re:Fucking great. on Sun Announces Support for PostgreSQL · · Score: -1, Troll

    If this story qualifies as exciting for anyone, they should probably give serious thought to killing themselves.

  5. Re:Fucking great. on Sun Announces Support for PostgreSQL · · Score: 1

    While your comment is cute in an esoteric sort of fashion, considering the fact that even the vast majority of slashdot visitors are IE users, I doubt Solaris supporting a new type of SQL qualifies as front page news.

    I'm not the center of the world. Neither are you. However, I think we can both agree that the number of /. visitors that both use Solaris and give two shits about support for PostgreSQL are even farther from it than either of us.

  6. Re:Isn't fear important? on Scientists Produce Fearless Mice · · Score: 1

    No, the French called it World War I.

  7. Fucking great. on Sun Announces Support for PostgreSQL · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yeah, moderate me off topic, troll, flaimbait, or otherwise, but considering how many worthwhile articles get ignored and how many worthless ones get duped, how does shit like this make it onto the front page?

    Nobody gives a flying fuck about Sun's latest announcement of compatibility with their dated and obsolete software. Nobody gives a shit about some obscure product recently reviewed and submitted by the same person. This article is a prime example of why slashdot has sucked hairy electronic cock lately, and it needs to stop.

    To be completely honest, I don't even know why I'm punching my karma in the throat like this. It's only going to fall on deaf ears anyway.

  8. Re:Uh, antivirus companies are out to make money. on Real Story of the Rogue Rootkit · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just a stupid typo on my part I should have caught.

  9. Uh, antivirus companies are out to make money. on Real Story of the Rogue Rootkit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They don't exist to make gigantic corporate enemies.

    Like it or not, detecting and removing Sony's malware puts them at series risk for DMCA lawsuits and the like and is thus a bad business decision. Anyone who thinks they're in it to actually better their customers and not their bottom line is living in fantasy land.

  10. Why was my question not put forth? on John Smedley Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    It was one of the highest rated questions and first asked, yet I was skipped!

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=167896&cid=139 99931

  11. Advanced technology. on Canada Unveils Internet Surveillance Legislation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Encryption technology is advancing more quickly than technology to crack it. This is just going to force people with something to hide underground.

    Like gun laws, this is just feel-good rights-restricting bullshit put out by politicians to pander to the idiot masses. Nobody will benefit in the long run.

  12. fp on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: -1, Troll

    fuck fuck pirst fost!

  13. Interesting question #1 on Ask John Smedley About Star Wars Galaxies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you ever feel bad about making your millions playing off the social ineptitude of people worldwide?

    Surely on occasion you feel a twinge of guilt that you're nothing more than am electronic drug peddler, giving anyone who is willing to pony up the cash their month's worth of e-dope after you get them hooked with a free sample.

    I guess what I'm really asking is how do you live with yourself knowing you're primarily responsible for continuing the habits of poor lonely nerds who cry themselves to sleep at night clutching a picture of Princess Leia and moaning like a wookie?

  14. Walk in shower. on IPv6 Still Hotly Debated · · Score: -1, Redundant

    so i have a pretty big walk in shower and i usually sit down naked and let the water hit me. i know it def has enough room for 2 people. so im sitting down taking a shower and this big ma fucker almost goes on my thigh. im sorry but my dick is exposed and i do not want any spider on it, or biting it or whatever. god that was sooo nasty.

  15. Re:Suprise suprise on Trojan Using Sony DRM Rootkit Spotted · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mr Emory Barr
    Abbey National PLC
    Bromley Rd Branch
    London
    BW1 3AN

    Dear Friend,

    I am Mr.Emory Barr, Accounts Manager, of Abbey National PLC
    Bromley Rd Branch. I have an important business proposition for you.

    On December 12th, 2001, a German contractor with the British Pertroleum co-orporation, United Kingdom ,Mr. Olaf Partetzke made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$ 17,350,000.00 (Seventeen Million Three Hundred Hundred and fifty Thousand Dollars only) in my branch.
    Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the British Pertroleum co-orporation that Mr.Olaf Partetzke died from an Automobile accident further investigation,
    I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

    I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Olaf Partetzke did not declare any kin or relations in
    all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$ 17,350,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to inheritance Laws of the United Kingdom, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Local Government Authorities here in Wales, United Kingdom, if nobody applies to claim the fund.

    Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Olaf Partetzke
    so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 35% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction .

    There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and with my position as the Manager with my bank will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email
    box : emory400@xasamail.com

    Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

    Awaiting your urgent reply.

    Thanks and regards.

    Emory Barr

  16. Re:Is this the same Cell processor used in the PS3 on IBM Releases Cell SDK · · Score: 0

    Actually, you simp, the problem with your argument is PowerPC and Cell are not analogous names. PowerPC denotes certain things, but it doesn't specify the final type. There are PowerPC G3s, G4s, G5s, and a host of others I've forgotten that predate those. Thus far sir, there is only one iteration of a cell processor, meaning any cell you find out there right now is the same one in anything else with a cell processor.

  17. Re:Is this the same Cell processor used in the PS3 on IBM Releases Cell SDK · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. In our insanely litigious society, a company has graciously allowed another to create and market a different processor by the same exact name.

  18. He better be careful on A Delay in the Michigan Violent Games Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    This judge needs to be careful with what he's doing. Before he knows it, a savvy opponent could latch onto the (obviously false) notion that he's not "for the children" and ride it right into his seat on the bench.

    I propose we do something in advance to combat this ever-increasing problem. A new Godwin's law of sorts. You automatically lose any argument if you utter the phrase "Think of the children." If you say it while waving your arms around in apocalyptic chicken little fashion, you automatically get shot in the face.

  19. Quality! on State Department Developing Cyber Toolkit · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Sounds scary to me, but may be a step in the right direction."

    More quality editorializing in slashdot news posts! Maybe the editors should start editing those out?

    Then again, most of us are familiar with how loathe /. editors are to take steps period, let alone in the right direction.

  20. Why does apple continue with strengthening on Intel Mac OS X Catches Up With Older Brother · · Score: 1

    ...the protections?

    They're always going to be cracked until they can implement some form of hardware protection, which they may eventually do once x86 macs are out there, but... what do they gain at the moment by doing this?

  21. Re:Almost there! on Creating Artificial Proteins · · Score: 0

    The problem with your engine is one of maintenence. In our body, regular use of muscles causes microtears in the fiber, which our body has to repair. What you are proposing would need almost a complete functioning... animal to surround it to deliver stimuli, fuel, repair and transport waste from it.

    We'd be better off just sticking a mouse in a wheel.

  22. Re:AIM/MSN still owns the market on Google Talk Available Early · · Score: 0

    Remember when AOL tried to cut Trillian out of AIM services? Cerulean Studios has only 2 developers at last check, so given the resources of Google, I have a feeling they could gain (and keep) access if they wanted it.

    Legally that's a whole other ballgame though.

  23. Re:I completely disagree on User Review of N-Charge II Laptop Battery · · Score: -1, Redundant

    As much as he was bitching about the awkward form factor and shorter battery life, it sounds possible he was never informed that there are two parts, and only reviewed half the product.

  24. :-) is the most shiteating smiley ever invented. on SLI Primer · · Score: 0

    Nobody uses it anymore to express happiness or an actual smile. They use it like you did: to be a complete dick and rub in the fact that your supererior knowledge of video cards has allowed you to claim more status and inches on your e-penis.

    Congratulations to you, Mr. Sarcastic emoticon user. You make Slashdot more confrontational.

  25. MOD PARENT UP on Broadcast Flag in Trouble · · Score: 0

    I do believe this is the single funniest post /. has seen in a good long while.