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  1. Re:That's a bad idea... on First Company Logo Visible From Space · · Score: 1

    "My wife calls them "Matrix Chickens", and claims that KFC grows them in a warehouse without heads or feet."

    Are you by any chance married to Margaret Atwood? Her book _Oryx and Crake_ features just such a critter, the Chickie-Knob.

  2. Re:No pig for me on Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon · · Score: 1

    "Pigs are just too close to people in my mind."

    On the farm, some pigs are WAY too close to the people. And not because the pigs want it that way.

  3. Re:List incomplete on RFID-enabled Vehicles: Pinch My Ride · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's exactly where you left it - nobody's going to steal that thing. :)

  4. Re:A license to print money... on Northrop to Sell Laser Shield Bubble for Airports · · Score: 1

    Not true. If someone shorted, then yes, he gains (when he covers the short), but someone who sold the day before isn't any _richer_ if stocks decline today, he just avoided getting poorer.

  5. Re:Is it really fair? on EU Fines for Microsoft Approved, Off the Record · · Score: 1

    "That's why it good that it's more expensive for him: the point is that it should sting the same amount for everyone."

    By this same logic, rich people should serve shorter prison sentences, since prison is a bigger decline in lifestyle for them than for poor people.

  6. Re:Remember Iran: on Labs Compete to Build New Nuclear Bomb · · Score: 1

    Um, you do know that the NYT article you cited comes to the conclusion that (a) the best translation, in context, of what he said is "wiped off the map," and (b) the Iranian government's own translators said that's the correct interpretation of what he said, right?

  7. Not in the Logan Act, and not illegal on Crashing the Wiretapper's Ball · · Score: 1

    The Logan Act prohibits PRIVATE CITIZENS from attempting to influence policies of FOREIGN powers in ways contrary to the efforts of the US government. In other words, you can't run your own personal foreign policy. It has absolutely nothing to do with the ability of US public officials to meet with private citizens to discuss policy in secret.

    TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 45 > 953

      953. Private correspondence with foreign governments

    Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
    This section shall not abridge the right of a citizen to apply, himself or his agent, to any foreign government or the agents thereof for redress of any injury which he may have sustained from such government or any of its agents or subjects.

  8. Re:How can this even be legal? on MPAA training Dogs to Sniff Out DVDs · · Score: 1

    Um, it's Her Majesty's CUSTOMS. They can open any or all packages that come into the UK looking for contraband, which includes pirated DVDs. This isn't domestic mail we're talking about. Do they probably have better things to be doing? Yup. Are they completely within the law to do this? Yup.

  9. Re:Venture Capitals? on Facebook Raises Another $25M · · Score: 1

    The two biggest Venture Capitals are the Bay Area and Boston. :)

  10. Re:Piracy as retaliation on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 1

    "I'm not saying the parent is right, but don't think for a moment that someone ripping a DVD has a damn thing to do with the cost you pay for "Star Wars Episode 20, Revenge of the Jar-Jar"."

    No, but it does have something to do with the fact that I can't easily exercise my fair use rights for Episode 21, "All Ewoks, All The Time."

    Hate Hollywood content? Fair enough, don't buy it. The "this stuff is such crap, I'm going to copy it illegally because it isn't worth paying for" argument just doesn't hold water, though.

  11. Re:Piracy as retaliation on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you're not officially the MPAA's poster child. Ever stop to think that your ripping of rentals is what causes the industry to keep trying to ramp up copy protection?

    Thanks to your behavior, my ability to make convenient use of content I _am_ willing to pay for is reduced.

  12. Re:This being slashdot... on The Man Behind Online Porn's 'Steve Lightspeed' · · Score: 1

    Bialik's great. He writes the Journal's "Numbers Guy" column, which is almost reason enough to pony up the $100/yr for Online Journal all by itself.

  13. Re:RIAA has some learning to do on RIAA Recommends Students Drop out of College · · Score: 1

    I suggest you look up the names of those who have been put to death and later found innocent.

    I tried to look it up, and can't find a single name of someone executed in the US but later determined to be innocent. The site to which you link doesn't include any either.

  14. Re:Privacy on Replacing Your Tired Old DVR · · Score: 1

    That depends - how do you look in orange?

  15. Re:Privacy on Replacing Your Tired Old DVR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Frankly, if you're storing 10 episodes of Ricki Lake, I think a trip to Gitmo is reasonable and appropriate. I'm all for free speech, but there's some conduct so reprehensible that we've just got to draw the line. :)

  16. Re:Here's my idea on Theaters Unhappy About Faster DVD Releases · · Score: 1

    1. Pay the workers more than min wage. That way they're be cheerful and friendly to me.

    Which will cost more.

    2. Don't make me pay insane prices for food/drink.

    Which will bring in less revenue.

    3. Start to use digital projectors. (Make the experience better with better looking films.)

    Which will cost more.

    4. Show better films. (Talk to your friends in Hollywood, tell them to spend less of their budgets on marketing and more on the script.)

    Theater owners don't really control this, they wish they did.

    5. Move the seats further apart. Make it a comfortable experience.

    Which will bring in less revenue.

    6. Fewer commericals. (More trailers instead.)

    Which will bring in less revenue.

    Great suggestions for the consumer, but unless they're going to cause you to go to the movies _a lot_ more, lousy for the operators.

  17. Re:Conspiracy theories too soon on Microsoft Joins OpenDocument Alliance · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's not what the guideline say. They're designed to ensure that the body itself doesn't become a vehicel for violation of antitrust laws (i.e. in the course of the meetings, everybody decides "let's raise prices for our software and services by 20%"), which could endanger the body's existence.

  18. Re:Thanks for the small favors on Bloggers Exempted From Campaign Laws · · Score: 1

    "Corporations in particular don't give a crap about whats best for the electorate. Their millions in donations are, first to convince a candidate to turn his back on the people, and second to win that candidate the election."

    Um, you do know that corporations give $0 to candidates, right? Individual employees of corporations do (PACs), but corporate contributions to federal candidates are prohibited by law.

    Frankly, the major purpose of donations isn't your first point, but your second. Find somebody who believes that tax rates on the rich should be cut, or EPA standards relaxed, or non-union workplaces banned, or gay marriage legalized, or whatever, and help to get him/her elected.

  19. Re:Don't worry, this will change on How Great Cheap Phones Never Get to the U.S. · · Score: 1

    "derivatives contracts out there (17 trillion of which are interest rate related and doomed to fail)"

    I'm going to leave the rest of the rant alone, other than to point out that, for every "failed" derivatives contract, the entity on the other side of the contract wins...

  20. Re:A tool for media giants on McAfee Anti-Virus Causes Widespread File Damage · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looks like there may be a reason for this behavior. That package hasn't been available from its creators for nearly a year, and it seems (as indicated by this site) that there may be versions of the installer floating around that have had trojans attached to them...

  21. Re:Have I got this right? on Valve Settles Subway Advertising Issue · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because you pay nothing for ESPN/TNT/TBS because they all carry ads.

  22. Re:Exactly Where: on Toxic Toads Taking Over Australia · · Score: 1, Informative

    T"azmania is an Island State to the south of Australia."

    No, it isn't. Tasmania is an island south of Australia. Tazmania describes a bipolar cartoon character when he's not depressed.

  23. Re:Commodore 64, baby! on What Was Your First Computer? · · Score: 1

    "Who needs girls when you have Mars Saga and Basic."

    This may be the saddest thing I have ever read.

  24. Political speech is a higher standard on Circumventing CAN-SPAM · · Score: 1

    Like it or not, US law (as interpreted by the courts) places a higher value on political speech than commercial speech. As a result, the restrictions that can be placed on political speech are less strict than those that can be placed on commercial speech.

  25. Re:This Will Go Down Like CDs Did on Blu-ray Discs Won't Be Cheap · · Score: 1

    Are we saying that it's OK that I'm "too poor" to be able to afford some simple entertainment because the industry keeps jacking up the prices with no justification other than lining their pockets?

    Yes.