Yes actually, we're launching a pre-emptive strike of haggis. That aught to keep them away. And if by chance they like it, they'll go to europe instead.
This is slightly offtopic, but running "strings" on 4x4 Evolution 2 (at least the Mac version) reveals all the words you can't say when using the internet play feature.
I've never heard of anybody getting called an uncle f***er...
Okay, since BASIC isn't very standard, this is paraphrased from what I remember of old-school BASIC. This webserver is insecure and would have to be started from inetd or something like that. Furthermore, there's no way this complies with the HTTP RFC(s). I'm sure somebody will point out some place where I screwed up.
10 INPUT "", $R 13 $R = SUBSTR( $R, 5, STRLEN( $R ) ) 20 $F = "/var/www/htdocs" + $R 30 ON ERROR GOTO 666 40 OPEN $F AS #1 FOR READ 41 PRINT "200 OK" 43 PRINT "Content-type: text/html" 46 PRINT "" 50 ON ERROR GOTO 70 60 INPUT #1, $L 63 PRINT $L 66 GOTO 60 70 END
Try the jpico mode of JOE. You can turn off the line wrapping in the menu that comes up when you press ESC. Or you may like one of the other JOE modes.:D
Pfft! I have a 90MHz pentium box that's a gateway/firewall, proxy with squid, caching DNS with BIND, distributed.net personal proxy, windows filesharing server with samba, LAN web server (not firewalled, I'd post a link but I have a feeling it'd go boom), and it only has 32MB of RAM!
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Re your sig, you forgot to say "fuck" a lot. This was a great disappointment.
You should definitely just grow up.
Yes actually, we're launching a pre-emptive strike of haggis. That aught to keep them away. And if by chance they like it, they'll go to europe instead.
American ingenuity rocks.
You know you're obsessed with Star Trek when you do what the parent post suggests... and you call cops "Klingons".
QuickTime streaming server. Free. LINK. Should be pretty easy.
First non-VideoLan post?
This is great. Most replies took this seriously.
YOU NOT FAIL IT!!!!
Don't mod me up.
This looks entertaining. I'll try it.
"Hmm. Considering all the analog stereos around these days, you'd think this would be mandatory viewing for Waste Removal Technicians."
This is slightly offtopic, but running "strings" on 4x4 Evolution 2 (at least the Mac version) reveals all the words you can't say when using the internet play feature.
I've never heard of anybody getting called an uncle f***er...
There's a 99.2104999424999% chance that you fail it.
Yeah, because we'll, like, totally burninate them!
I call well-done troll/joke on this one. "Hardened PHP", "server gets worn out after the day's abuse"... Maybe it's just me.
Canaries are a relatively small threat, it's the Kung-Fu Shrimp you have to watch for.
Oh my gosh, there's a nit! Quick, pick it, pick it!!!!
Try the jpico mode of JOE. You can turn off the line wrapping in the menu that comes up when you press ESC. Or you may like one of the other JOE modes. :D
Hey, with a little hot sauce... after all, beggars can't be choosers, but they make great tacos!
Pfft! I have a 90MHz pentium box that's a gateway/firewall, proxy with squid, caching DNS with BIND, distributed.net personal proxy, windows filesharing server with samba, LAN web server (not firewalled, I'd post a link but I have a feeling it'd go boom), and it only has 32MB of RAM!
Boy, am I lame!
Actually, he's a bookie and he's upping the odds of getting attacked over IPv4. :D
You will not defy the BOFHbot, beancounter!
*chomp*
AAAAAAAIIIIIII!
First, adding one bit to the size of a number only doubles the range of possible numbers.
Dear genius:
That *is* exponential. It's 2 to the power of (number of bits). Add another bit, exponential growth. YMMV, HAND.
-Mr. Big Fat Jerk
Correction: the RC5 contests are not factoring contests, they are brute-forcing contests.
Gotta love apple and their classic arrogance.
First on-topic post!
It's really not nice to stuff a midget into your pants. Especially with the smell and all.
Come to think of it, isn't there a law against that?
That's not insightful, that's "-1, Didn't get the joke".
And I think it's called FreeBSD.
A fellow of nick KFG
Saw ScrewMaster's prose
And rhymed thru his nose
But the joke was a crime
And I'm out of time. Phooey.