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Look, the thing is a god damn brick which flies solely because of the static thrust of the electric motor. What else there is to 'try out' from the star trek? Gay aliens? I think the show sucked anyway so you all trekkies can just kiss my ass.
No groweling infidel! You are not forgiven so easily.
Thou shalt use Preview!;)
Whoops, now it broke my formatting. I wanted the smilie to be two lines lower to give a sense of suspense whether I am joking or not. I see what you mean. Hmm... Damn, too lazy to write the html just to fix that.:) (and that) (......) *Stack overflow*
Infact, I presume all the abusers use proxies already. After this, the shit hits only the good people.
Blacklisting millions of people because of few hundreds behaviour is unfair. But when you have hundreds of abusers, it's just too laborous to try to find a remedy with little collateral damage.
(Btw, I think Poland should be barred from IRCNet;P)
Why in the hell is everyone spouting stupid crap like parent here. Explain to me what good would P2P do for a MMOG? And I'm not merely flaming parent here, but you people in general who generate instant karma from likely minded slashbots who have no clue of how networking or software works.
Imagine this: Really Smart Software Engineer: What you observe here is a higly optimized algorithm for generic cryptoanalysis. Point to Point Idiot: *has no clue but nods* RSSE: And this is the networking core. It fetches data to be analyzed from the central archive, processes it and sends back the results. P2PI: *Still has no fucking clue but hears the words networking and central* *Eyes bright up* P2PI: Why don't you put P2P in it to make it go faster!=!=!1!?1+1!?1+1 RSSE: *WTF?!*
Well.. Your average idiot probably can't get a hold of what means "10.000 times faster" either.:) Infact... If your only perspective is your DSL connection, try to imagine what it does for you when it is 10.000 times faster. Now, what application the average user would imagine for that?
Just to give a specific place to start if one is interested about network hacking, or whatever you want to call it: First, know what is a bit, byte, word, doubleword. What is big-endian and little-endian. What is a stack. How does a processor work in general. Then, buy "TCP/IP Illustrated, Volume 2". Read it through once. Write a simple pcap based IDS to detect normal half-open portscan (syn-scan). Now, write improve on your IDS to give no false positives on a server with undefined amount of undefined services. Use the book you bought as a reference.
At this point, you should understand networks enough not to write bad networking code yourself, and perhaps detect such mistakes from source code. Most likely you now know more about your chosen programming language too.
And as Raven said. Take stuff apart. Get a disassembler. If you'r on windows, I recommend IDA Pro. It ain't free, but damn its good.
Ps. I have never written any 'sploits nor disclosed vulnerabilities. I see potentially vulnerable code daily, but I have too short attention span myself to actually prove it.
Ye gods! Those must be the single most ugly speakers I have ever seen.
What on earth made them to put that particular picture on the front page? Not only does the form of the speaker resemble something out of a (very... veryveryvery) bad sci-fi movie, the shade of yellow just hurts my eyes.
On a closer look, I think I would only accept these in my living room. Well.. That's a lot of bass atleast...
Oh.. This was both troll and a flamebait. Guess I should have post anonymously.
And Satan showed up on 9/11 too. For extra humor, the text in Finnish at the bottom of the page:
"All this I will give you if you bow down to me." (Satan said this in bibble)
Member of church, Harri Veijonen, head editor of the paper, wrote before the strike of the king of the terror that what God would do if he were the [kinda synonym to satan] (run-off sentence by the author, not me): "Suicide strike to Tuomiojas [some finnish political figure, whatever] house". Follow me and not the one who leads you to your doom! Jesus and his followers do not bow down at the homosexual Devil, but instead to the exact opposite direction!
I know I wouldn't be bowing to the opposite direction of the homosexual devil:)
Just port the f*cuking EverCrack onto Linux and I'm ready to migrate my desktop. No seriously, that's the only thing that is keeping me and my wife back.:)
Why is everyone saying this is "too little, too late"? If I had the know how, I'd jump this oportunity to start a business once the interfaces are opened. Manufacture custom made analyzation stations that can understand all the makes and models of the big brands. Now imagine selling this with decent price to all the little car shops that don't currently have access to any of these new fangled car chips. If the machine is sufficiently advanced, the small shops can cath-up in no time.
Slashdot Mirror
It would help if the 'tasty mirror' wasn't running on an 386 over 256k DSL line.
C++
"::"
Java
"super()"
I still hear the Southparks gay guys voice in my head when i write:
Constructor()
{
super();
}
I could have sworn it said:
Invasion Research & Technology(...) when I glanced on the blurb for the first time.
No, it was definately (mu).
The ultimate proof!
Like this?
No it doesn't. Fuck off faggot.
Look, the thing is a god damn brick which flies solely because of the static thrust of the electric motor.
What else there is to 'try out' from the star trek? Gay aliens? I think the show sucked anyway so you all trekkies can just kiss my ass.
No one expects The Spanish Inquisition!
No groweling infidel!
;)
:) ...)
You are not forgiven so easily.
Thou shalt use Preview!
Whoops, now it broke my formatting. I wanted the smilie to be two lines lower to give a sense of suspense whether I am joking or not. I see what you mean.
Hmm...
Damn, too lazy to write the html just to fix that.
(and that)
(...
*Stack overflow*
Infact, I presume all the abusers use proxies already. After this, the shit hits only the good people.
;P)
Blacklisting millions of people because of few hundreds behaviour is unfair. But when you have hundreds of abusers, it's just too laborous to try to find a remedy with little collateral damage.
(Btw, I think Poland should be barred from IRCNet
Watch out people!
This is a disgiused Java advocate! Don't be fooled to think; 'I wish there would be a language for that'.
As soon as you'd say that, the Salesmen of The Sun would be knocking on your door.
P2P!
Why in the hell is everyone spouting stupid crap like parent here. Explain to me what good would P2P do for a MMOG?
And I'm not merely flaming parent here, but you people in general who generate instant karma from likely minded slashbots who have no clue of how networking or software works.
Imagine this:
Really Smart Software Engineer: What you observe here is a higly optimized algorithm for generic cryptoanalysis.
Point to Point Idiot: *has no clue but nods*
RSSE: And this is the networking core. It fetches data to be analyzed from the central archive, processes it and sends back the results.
P2PI: *Still has no fucking clue but hears the words networking and central* *Eyes bright up*
P2PI: Why don't you put P2P in it to make it go faster!=!=!1!?1+1!?1+1
RSSE: *WTF?!*
Well.. :)
:)
Your average idiot probably can't get a hold of what means "10.000 times faster" either.
Infact... If your only perspective is your DSL connection, try to imagine what it does for you when it is 10.000 times faster. Now, what application the average user would imagine for that?
It just doesn't mean anything
Just to give a specific place to start if one is interested about network hacking, or whatever you want to call it:
First, know what is a bit, byte, word, doubleword. What is big-endian and little-endian. What is a stack. How does a processor work in general.
Then, buy "TCP/IP Illustrated, Volume 2". Read it through once.
Write a simple pcap based IDS to detect normal half-open portscan (syn-scan).
Now, write improve on your IDS to give no false positives on a server with undefined amount of undefined services.
Use the book you bought as a reference.
At this point, you should understand networks enough not to write bad networking code yourself, and perhaps detect such mistakes from source code.
Most likely you now know more about your chosen programming language too.
And as Raven said. Take stuff apart. Get a disassembler. If you'r on windows, I recommend IDA Pro. It ain't free, but damn its good.
Ps. I have never written any 'sploits nor disclosed vulnerabilities. I see potentially vulnerable code daily, but I have too short attention span myself to actually prove it.
Here
Mmmm.. Karma whoring.
That's so "OldSkool" you should be shot for that.
blahblabh...mindset...blahblah....proactive...blah blahblah....scientific technology breakthroughs....blah....upper echelons of government...blah...focus energies....blahblah...
You happen to work in middle management?
Ye gods!
Those must be the single most ugly speakers I have ever seen.
What on earth made them to put that particular picture on the front page?
Not only does the form of the speaker resemble something out of a (very... veryveryvery) bad sci-fi movie, the shade of yellow just hurts my eyes.
On a closer look, I think I would only accept these in my living room. Well.. That's a lot of bass atleast...
Oh.. This was both troll and a flamebait. Guess I should have post anonymously.
Pronounced figetrygidigy...
That has to mean something dirty.
All I can say is...
Amen.
And Satan showed up on 9/11 too.
:)
For extra humor, the text in Finnish at the bottom of the page:
"All this I will give you if you bow down to me."
(Satan said this in bibble)
Member of church, Harri Veijonen, head editor of the paper, wrote before the strike of the king of the terror that what God would do if he were the [kinda synonym to satan] (run-off sentence by the author, not me):
"Suicide strike to Tuomiojas [some finnish political figure, whatever] house". Follow me and not the one who leads you to your doom! Jesus and his followers do not bow down at the homosexual Devil, but instead to the exact opposite direction!
I know I wouldn't be bowing to the opposite direction of the homosexual devil
Or perhaps they just think everything is jolly?
Perhaps the misguided opossums know as gamers haven't even heard gay could mean anything else then merry/jolly?
Just port the f*cuking EverCrack onto Linux and I'm ready to migrate my desktop. :)
No seriously, that's the only thing that is keeping me and my wife back.
Why is everyone saying this is "too little, too late"?
If I had the know how, I'd jump this oportunity to start a business once the interfaces are opened.
Manufacture custom made analyzation stations that can understand all the makes and models of the big brands. Now imagine selling this with decent price to all the little car shops that don't currently have access to any of these new fangled car chips.
If the machine is sufficiently advanced, the small shops can cath-up in no time.