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  1. Re:Count at least TWO who don't. on Do OpenOffice Users Save In Microsoft Format? · · Score: 1

    theultimatesteal.com has is for $60, but you may need a .edu email address for it.

  2. It's American on Define - /etc? · · Score: 1

    So according to Butch Coolidge: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

  3. Extend your thoughts on The Next Three Days are the x86 Days · · Score: 1

    Should your post show as 07:09 AM since minutes make hours?

  4. Profound is *My* new friend on Industrial Labs that Still Do Fundamental Research · · Score: 1

    or else he might kill me.

  5. Great on Microsoft Developing Robotics Software · · Score: 1

    Now we'll have 3 law buffer overflow attacks.

  6. Let's pass it on Politicians Target Social Sites For Restrictions · · Score: 1

    It'll be much easier to prey on adults if they've been completely sheltered as children.

    >looking for funny, sad if I get insightful

  7. Re:Would a different approach be better? on Ballmer Babies Banned From iPods and Google · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do I care if one of them is gay? I have 20 more to find a few wives.

  8. Just in case on Second Life Native Linux client Released · · Score: 1

    The coords to complete the Resignation quest are 24,76.

  9. Well... on Another Setback for Biometric Passports · · Score: 1

    Where you able to get the gold booty after infiltrating the Pirates of the Caribbean?

    Seems from your story that the biometrics did their portion of securing the ride, but since you weren't after industry secrets or trying to access an airplane, no one gave two good fucks about you getting ahead of a family of four.

  10. Yes, a waste on DIY LCD Backlight Repair · · Score: 1

    It's much more entertaining to lay them out on a road and watch as cars run them over.

  11. It's Easy on Vatican Rejects Intelligent Design? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Men have nipples.

  12. Irony? on BBC Tells World About The Warden · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the metamods will take care of it.

  13. Re:worldwide release on The Revolution Will Be Globalized · · Score: 1

    We get confused cause your winters are our summers.

  14. I'm Skeptical on Virtual Real Estate Purchased For $100,000 · · Score: 1

    Who's to say that the guy that bought this land isn't also working for the company to drum up press for the game. No one here can figure out why anyone would want to do this freely, so being a patsy makes more sense here.

  15. He can have my share on IBM Vows Not to Genetically Discriminate · · Score: 1

    I don't intend on using any of the insurance I have, so my monthly payments probably go straight to his mother. That's the entire point of insurance, everyone pays a little so a few can benefit when required. Insurance is not about paying back stockholders in a company, however I'm not naive to feel that it's anything but this now.

  16. Eli on Carbon Nanotube Memory on the Way · · Score: 1

    So what we really need is a carbon-nanotube cotton gin.

  17. No Lexx? on Top 50 Science Fiction TV Shows · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The top ten of this list I can agree with. Lost isn't even close to sci-fi, but man, how do you leave off Lexx from this list? Nothing grabbed my attention(and made me cover myself with a pillow) more than that show did.

  18. Re:the day MS gives software away for free on Opera Turns 10, Gives Away Free Registrations · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they don't like you.

  19. Re:Only 4? on Technology Behind Plasma Displays · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'll be nice to change the outcome of football games simlpy by observing them.

  20. Re:I want to say one word to you. Just one word. on Fly To Mars In A Plastic Ship · · Score: 1

    NASA. Just burp it.

  21. Do it yourself on Telcos - How Do Developed Countries Compare? · · Score: 1

    Get some VC funds and start digging. Setup your own lines and provide your own service to everyone. That's how it's done in developed countries.

  22. Education is key on A Portrait of the UK Game Pirate · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just teach them kids right and don't copy that floppy

  23. Oh noes!! on Anatomy of a Hack · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's got wake on lan.

  24. Re:Women? on What Games Do Women Play? · · Score: 1

    Good thing she doesn't read Slashdot ;)

    Only if you've learned braille.

  25. Re:OT: Whenever I hear mu... I think of on Carter Copter Breaks Mu-1 Barrier · · Score: 1

    The correct answer is yes, because the question is logically equivilant to, "Are you currently not beating your wife?"

    Assuming that you did beat your wife in the past, and now you are not beating your wife, the answer is still yes.

    Answering no means that you are currently beating your wife. You do not need to answer mu at all.

    Any followup questions would still break any assumptions held from answering yes. If I say yes, and I'm asked, "So that means you used to beat your wife?" I can safely answer no.