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  1. Profit! on Mandatory Banknote Detection Code? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Create an army of autonomous solar powered hyper-Roombas.
    Have them with scamper about with a video grabber and the black box algorithm.
    Set them loose to harvest money.

    Seriously, it seems to me that the black box library would just be
    as easily used as a dependable proof reader for money image duplicators,
    and a much more easily targeted point of failure.

  2. We all know... on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nothing sucks like Electrolux!

  3. Re:John "Eff-ing" Kerry on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dateline: The Future
    You are stitting in your cell, recovering from that last brutal beating,
    contemplating the irony that your blind support of the Bush regime
    helped keep in power the very fascists that now imprison you and
    your family.

    dah-dah-deet-dah-deet-dah-dah-dahh..

  4. It starts at the top on A Plea To Game Makers To Act Responsibly? · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr President, hear my plea: start injecting a strong sense of right and wrong into your government.
    I don't want anything less than the strongest sense of ethics and a massive dose of moral fiber.

    Take into account the fact that kids are living here, no matter that they aren't making campaign contributions.

  5. Re:And in other news on Cannes' Palme d'Or goes to Michael Moore · · Score: 1

    Lots of people watched TV this weekend, so scratch TV network news.
    They also read the comics and leafed thru the advertising in the Sunday paper, so forget that.
    Plenty of sales of non-fiction books this week, so mark books off the list of useful information.
    Can't count on the Internet to get informed, after all, it's not news, it's Fark!

    Yeah, you've convinced me that F.911 isn't worth seeing and I'd better stay away, and tell that to everyone I know.

    Besides, he's kind of fat and sloppy and I heard that he makes money from his films and has a house and stuff in NY.
    The movie be nothing but lies, propaganda and disingenuous self-promotion.

  6. Republican nerds unite on Cannes' Palme d'Or goes to Michael Moore · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As a Republican nerd, I think we should kill everyone that disagrees with us.
    But not before we make them wear panties on their heads. That's so cool.

    Burn, karma, burn!

  7. Re:More of the same? on Cannes' Palme d'Or goes to Michael Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I know what you mean...

    Guns are good. The more, and the bigger, the better.

    Corporate dominance of the working class is good, more is better. Besides, one day, I'll be rich too, so screw 'em!

    Invasion of other nations (the biggest guns under corporate dominance) is the ultimate expression of what America is all about.

    How dare anyone attempt to question any of this, let alone try to allow access to another's opinion?
    Moore must be lying anyway, because he's kind of fat and sloppy.

    Me? I'm embracing my inner reptile.

    I believe everything the neocon media feeds me without question. It's so much easier that way.
    Go team Bush! Go USA!

  8. Re:M$...? on Apple Uncommunicative About Security Holes · · Score: 1

    I know M$ is putting a lot of money in Apple.

    and how do you "know" that?

  9. Re:and then patent it on Making A Better Browser History · · Score: 1

    I think you can patent something after if you make it public,
    but you have to file your application within one year.

    Can somebody confirm that?

  10. Re:DopeWars? on iPod Game Creator, New Games Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... just creates a network of cross-linked text files..
    I played a game using cross-linked files on Windows once.
    It wasn't very fun.

  11. Re:Development tools, e.g. PalmOS on Why iPod Can't Save Apple · · Score: 1

    Microsoft seems to understand that small developers are an important part of their base. I don't think Apple is doing enough...

    Funny, I can't seem to find the free developer tools in my XP distribution..

  12. Re:tranquility on G-rated Simulation Games? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But...it's -supposed- to be boring and banal.
    Finding a random object in boring nothingness is exactly the point.

    My goal was to have the player burn as little brain power as possible:
    No puzzles, no path memory, small, nearly imperceptable differences in a self-similar world.
    That's also why the controls work like they do, you can only play by the smallest movements,
    to the point of being catatonic and mentally shifted into neutral. 1 part mescaline, 3 parts quaalude.

    It's done it's thing on you, whether you realize it or not. It acts as a type-A personality filter.
    That's why you have a strong reaction against something you say is essentially nothing.
    It can't make you tranquil, but you have to force yourself to be tranquil to make it work.

    I enjoy a deep FPS as much as the next guy, and I've never found tetris to be especially
    exciting, despite it's popularity. We fill a niche, for a very elite clientele. And at ten bucks a
    pop, what's the problem? Some get it, the rest miss out. No big deal.

  13. Re:Wild Divine on G-rated Simulation Games? · · Score: 1

    Has anyone played this? At $150 a seat it's expensive.
    I can't tell from the page what it's play style actually is.
    Kind of like Myst with biofeedback control?

  14. Re:ibooks? on G-rated Simulation Games? · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that OS X is too unlike Windows that it's irrelevant to use, even to launch a game or two?
    Or that in 8 years when they hit the job market that they'll be tainted by that Mac exposure in grade school?
    Or that in 2011 we'll all be running Windows 2012 on HyperPentium VII's so they need to start training now?
    Lameness abounds.

  15. tranquility on G-rated Simulation Games? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We've got just the game you're looking for: tranquility.

    It's totally abstract, non-violent and highly mathematical. We have several schools that play tranquility
    as a group activity. Download the game and give it a try, then drop us a note on our site support form and
    we'll set you up with free accounts.

    You know, for kids!!

  16. This will all work itself out. on Baystar Confirms Microsoft Behind SCO Investment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's cool about this is that any involvement with Microsoft, no matter how compelling
    it may seem in the beginning, is the kiss of death for the other company that gets involved
    in a "deal" with Microsoft. They can't help it. Win-Lose is the only outcome that's acceptable to M$.

    How this works out to Linux users is unknown, but SCO's fate is sealed:
    Ignominy, disgrace, failure, collapse.

  17. Re:A much better experiement on 15 Mutations Resulted In Increased Brain Size · · Score: 1

    Don't you think it's too late for Dubya at this point?
    Well, anythings worth a try I guess..

  18. prior art? on Kodak Sues Sony Over Digital Camera Patents · · Score: 1

    I was working at Truevision in 1986 and I remember Sony bringing in a new Mavicam digital camera for us to play with.
    It stored pictures on a little baby floppy. They were, as I remember, compressed RLE images that were 640x480 or maybe 512x486.

  19. Frank sees the future on EU About To Consider Stringent Anti-Sharing Law · · Score: -1, Troll

    Joe's Garage - Act III

    SCENE FIFTEEN
    HE USED TO CUT THE GRASS

    JOE: (to himself as he walks out of prison)
    I'm out at last
    Boy, the world sure looks different
    Wow... there's hardly anything fun to do
    Since they made music illegal
    But I'm hooked I got the habit
    I got to have it
    I need to play
    But theres no musicians anymore
    They're all gone
    Wait!
    I've got it!
    I'll be sullen and withdrawn
    I'll dwindle off into the twilight realm
    Of my own secret thoughts
    I'll walk through the parking lot
    In a semi-catatonic state
    And dream of guitar notes
    To go with the loading-zone announcements.

    JOE wanders through the world which by then has been totally epoxied over,
    carefully organized, with everyone reporting daily to his or her appointed place in
    a line somewhere in front of a window somewhere in a building somewhere in order
    to collect his or her welfare check, which, when cashed, made it possible for the young
    ones to continue the payments for the obsolete and irreparable appliances their
    parents had purchased on the installment plan years ago, providing as security
    the future incomes of their children. The rest of these checks were used by the young
    recipients to buy fun things of their own on credit, most of which broke down or failed
    within moments of purchase and seemed to be stacking up everywhere.

  20. Re:Never trust the client on Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device · · Score: 1

    They are everywhere where I live (Indy), most other places too, I suspect.

  21. Re:15 police cars on Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it will have an "I'm a cop car" flag in the data.

  22. Isn't everybody? on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eventually after six months, and Windows slows down or goes belly up,
    everyone runs Windows, reloaded. (Probably more than once).

  23. Re:This reminds me of... on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, it was Butt Head Astronomer (BHA).

  24. Re:Name one civil liberty that has been violated on Viet Dinh Defends The Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    Yeah, tell me that when we bump into each other in the concentration camp city 10 years from now.
    Then again, with that mindset, you'll probably be one of the guards.

  25. Overlord's syndrome on Viet Dinh Defends The Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    Some people never can be satisfied 'less they push somebody else around.